If You're Broke, Don't Hit Me With Excuses | Joey Diaz

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  • čas přidán 17. 06. 2019
  • The Church of What's Happening Now
    Episode 691
    Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Josh Wolf
    • TCOWHN: #691 - Josh Wolf
    #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

Komentáře • 233

  • @golfwiz48
    @golfwiz48 Před 5 lety +200

    “These two Idiots are gonna go down, I’m a master of deception”
    LMFAO!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @VicAtNyte
    @VicAtNyte Před 5 lety +127

    Time to be The Director. Find the young version of you. Its time for this generation's Bronx Tale.

  • @Guns7469
    @Guns7469 Před 5 lety +167

    Blessings to you and your family Joey. Long life and success, cheers brother.

  • @YZdude
    @YZdude Před 5 lety +94

    Joey is one of the most blunt inspirational people in our lifetime. Love this guy!

    • @edwardjones2202
      @edwardjones2202 Před 5 lety +4

      It's all talk. Objectively what do we have here? A 2nd rate comic whose done a few movie roles as basically an extra, and used to be a thief. 90% of people only know him because one of the best podcasts in the world gave him a ton of exposure because it's run by a mate of his who loves him

    • @YZdude
      @YZdude Před 4 lety +13

      @@edwardjones2202 And who are you!? Lmao
      You must be the life of a party.

    • @footballroxx24
      @footballroxx24 Před 4 lety +2

      diesel hes fucking Edward jones lol

    • @larrybaygaming
      @larrybaygaming Před 4 lety +4

      Edward Jones that makes no sense. Plenty of people have walked across Joes platform, doesn’t automatically make you a star. You have to have something that people want and Joey has that. People don’t come to his podcast and comedy shows to please joe.

  • @TheRealJaded
    @TheRealJaded Před 4 lety +4

    You're either rich or you don't exist in this world. Straight up.

  • @martinlouis911
    @martinlouis911 Před 5 lety +7

    "They countin cash and puttin it in envelopes and im like awww these mother fuckers" lmaoooo Joey is fuckin hilarious

  • @ThaRedPitbull
    @ThaRedPitbull Před 4 lety +12

    Joey "I stopped counting after 1,000" Diaz. I'm sweating from laughing so hard.

  • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
    @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn Před 5 lety +54

    My favorite part of all the stories is when he uses real names then snitches on himself! That's badass!!!

    • @trosenberg1
      @trosenberg1 Před 5 lety +3

      hokiepokie hate it cuz u anus

    • @l6tus
      @l6tus Před 5 lety +3

      trosenberg1 I think it’s ‘hate us’ but yeah

    • @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn
      @hokiepokie333_CicadaMykHyn Před 5 lety +1

      +@@trosenberg1 ...
      Haters gonna hate, ainters gonna ain't...
      Plus....
      I've never been peanut butter and jealous! Lol

    • @ExchangeaGlance
      @ExchangeaGlance Před 5 lety

      They can’t open a case on someone who did non aggressive / murderous crimes that are over 7 years old it’s dead . Should have caught him when he was doing it

    • @TheSwordfish009
      @TheSwordfish009 Před 5 lety +1

      Actually, he used to work as a car's salesman and would earn 5-8k a month. Blew it on coke but... still had many jobs such as being an electrician, roofing, brick laying, countless others.

  • @jvysvn
    @jvysvn Před 5 lety +16

    everytime i see one of these videos of Joey telling it how it is, i get inspired to be better. just gotta do what you gotta do, the rest will come.

  • @rogerstafford9727
    @rogerstafford9727 Před 5 lety +18

    you dudes have no right to judge this man or any other, probably got more heart than every man in your family. his point is, "if you down,GET THE FUCK UP" dont sit an whine about it, you gotta TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER" an "dont let nobody play you, unless you playin the same game". he's tryin to inspire you sherms.

  • @fredc8618
    @fredc8618 Před 4 lety +7

    "I stoped counting at a thousand" fkn love joey d

  • @paulfrantizek102
    @paulfrantizek102 Před 5 lety +47

    In a sense Joey was right - a Hispanic dude did steal the $$$.

  • @Sapporo212
    @Sapporo212 Před 5 lety +21

    Joey “Brushed my teet” Diaz

  • @Allplussomeminus
    @Allplussomeminus Před 5 lety +40

    That tiny detail he pointed out about getting bit by a flea and then receiving a call... That one detail is so rich.

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. Před 5 lety +2

      Why?

    • @sammyeggnog
      @sammyeggnog Před 5 lety +6

      Hes the king of sliding in random details to his stories

    • @trevorhatcher1255
      @trevorhatcher1255 Před 5 lety

      @Quail Man prove he's making it up then bro lol, just because he's led a more interesting life than you that a lot of people enjoy listening to about doesn't mean you have to be a hater. I'm only 21 and the shit Ive done and experienced most people probably wouldn't believe, that's just the way it is sometimes

    • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
      @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 Před 5 lety +3

      If your hand itches it’s a sign of $ coming your way

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. Před 5 lety +1

      @@trevorhatcher1255 how could you possibly know who tells better stories? I swear most people on the internet talk shit that's just nonsense in an attempt to hurt someone else for saying something they didn't like. You know it doesn't mean anything or bother the person when you say something personal about them but obvious don't know them personally. Are you just a over emotional kid with no friends? CZcamsrs are not your friend and don't need you help in defending themselves against some anonymous nobody on the internet. They don't even know you exist, if you died tomorrow they would still sleep like baby.

  • @MrDeadbweast
    @MrDeadbweast Před 5 měsíci +1

    Joey and josh wolf have such a good friendship. Its like a cousin type friendship.

  • @mannyrodriguez1455
    @mannyrodriguez1455 Před 5 lety +1

    This fired me up !

  • @jasoncardigan3024
    @jasoncardigan3024 Před 4 lety +2

    Joey is the best. Love this guy

  • @alexyordan6172
    @alexyordan6172 Před rokem +2

    This man is a great inspiration for motivation 👏

  • @darren5835
    @darren5835 Před rokem +1

    Dam, Joey's got me rollin every time!

  • @yungdisney
    @yungdisney Před 4 lety +3

    its funny cuz Joey Diaz is around the top right now for podcasts

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Před rokem

    Joy for Joey

  • @JP-qm5ec
    @JP-qm5ec Před 4 lety +3

    Joey's right ! So many ways to rob. No excuse to be broke.

  • @teamgitusome
    @teamgitusome Před 5 lety +2

    damnit joey that final story was so indulgent brother wow hahahahah we love that one i speak for everyone here i think

  • @henocsilva562
    @henocsilva562 Před 3 lety +2

    “Boom, i was off the suspicion list”

  • @theCAPOSHOW
    @theCAPOSHOW Před 4 lety +2

    Joey Diaz is my asmr

  • @danielmarshall7524
    @danielmarshall7524 Před rokem +2

    Someone make a series about joeys life

  • @TwinQuan
    @TwinQuan Před 4 lety +1

    3:02 is what my boss needs to tell some of my co workers lol

  • @LAWMethod
    @LAWMethod Před 8 měsíci

    “Ignorance isn’t bliss, but rather absence of opportunity to prepare”

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 Před 5 lety

    Joey is the fucking GOAT. Such a great guy.

  • @privateuser7
    @privateuser7 Před 5 lety +5

    In those days

  • @Sublimezilla
    @Sublimezilla Před 5 lety +10

    Josh wolf could barely take a breath 😂

  • @TheBeeaarrJew
    @TheBeeaarrJew Před 3 lety

    Joey needs his own movie fr

  • @mrshhh7841
    @mrshhh7841 Před 5 lety +3

    Fun loving criminal . Ive been a member since 97. It’s funny how Joey tells us not to approach him and bother him in public , so every so often when I see him I turn my head and walk in a different direction. .

  • @JesusMartinez-oy7qe
    @JesusMartinez-oy7qe Před 4 lety +1

    Joey the philosopher Diaz

  • @johnathangomez1712
    @johnathangomez1712 Před 4 lety

    What a hard turn.

  • @LorenzoMarch
    @LorenzoMarch Před 5 lety

    In one chunk 🤣

  • @hannnn5048
    @hannnn5048 Před rokem +1

    “ dese two idiots are gonna go down, dey dunno……ima fuckin mastah of deception

  • @JC-wg5xn
    @JC-wg5xn Před 5 lety +12

    It's a great story but Joey could buy a BMW if he wanted and his grandfather who painted trash and sold it for $50 probably never could have. Even if you hustle, your lot in life is also heavily determined by circumstances and some people remain broke even while working hard.

    • @JC-wg5xn
      @JC-wg5xn Před 5 lety +2

      @Ahsan Karim you're right, nothing worth doing is going to be easy. All I'm saying is there's no shame in being broke. It's not a matter of working away until finally it's your turn to be wealthy, not everyone gets to be rich in their lifetime.

    • @RonYoYo
      @RonYoYo Před 5 lety +4

      its not about working hard, its about working smart and with the right people

    • @RonYoYo
      @RonYoYo Před 5 lety +2

      @first last hard work is implied, life is work there is no getting around that but simply just working hard is not enough

    • @JC-wg5xn
      @JC-wg5xn Před 5 lety +1

      @@RonYoYo Working smarter not harder is just a dumb platitude, there's no guarantees there either. We're not all going to be smart enough and we don't all know the right people. Being happy with what you've got is more important I think.

    • @RonYoYo
      @RonYoYo Před 5 lety

      @@JC-wg5xn yea I guess if you don't care about being successful that's the mindset to take but I like to think most people aspire for more. and happiness is irrelevant here, success is not about happiness ask any wealthy person and you'll see that.

  • @eleven8948
    @eleven8948 Před 5 lety +24

    Good story teller. Dont give me excuses! I dont care if your sick etc...You can make money working a lot of different ways. Shame on you if you cant. But, let me steal some cash (from the people that are paying me great) and spend it on a coke binge. Okay, I think I got it. LMAO!!!

    • @TheSwordfish009
      @TheSwordfish009 Před 5 lety +3

      He suffered for it and went to jail and didn't earn his current success from that.
      Also, he didn't say you couldn't use illegal methods anyway.
      What's your point?

    • @kaneaverillo5691
      @kaneaverillo5691 Před 5 lety +3

      Dude look at this fat funny fuck, he ain't worked a day in he's life fuck he wouldn't know the meaning of it. He's entertaining for sure and i love the guy but doubt he'd sweat a day in he's life (besides from all the sweat that he'd build up just from breathing)

    • @isuki6657
      @isuki6657 Před 4 lety

      @@kaneaverillo5691 ha

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kaneaverillo5691 not one drop of sweat spilled getting that blue belt

    • @mmaybee2353
      @mmaybee2353 Před 3 lety +1

      Yea this fat fuck never had a hard day of work in his life. Funny guy but any of his advice is shit.

  • @jessefillmore
    @jessefillmore Před 5 lety +3

    Joey Diaz has busted his ass to get where he is at but if it weren't for Joe Rogan who knows . Rogan has helped a lot of comedians . Hard work don't pay off if you're not doing it in front of the right people .

  • @yiggly1958
    @yiggly1958 Před 5 lety +3

    Hercules couldn’t pick that tv up

  • @southernrebel6093
    @southernrebel6093 Před 5 lety

    Mr.Joey Diaz, you're cool as fuck brothah! Keep it up man. I love the videos and stories.

  • @jrr3944
    @jrr3944 Před 4 lety +12

    I was down on my feet then i got a small loan of a million dollars, so whats your excuse

  • @slash4270
    @slash4270 Před 5 lety +2

    Fr tho

  • @jameshaynes6992
    @jameshaynes6992 Před 4 lety +5

    There is a whole team of DAs or ADAs listening to each podcast in an attempt to solve past crimes.
    One day we may see Diaz on a walker going into a courthouse for some crime he confessed to on the podcast.

    • @FREE10prestigprogram
      @FREE10prestigprogram Před 4 lety +2

      thats not how it works, at least for what hes admitted to

    • @jameshaynes6992
      @jameshaynes6992 Před 4 lety

      Mr. Sir
      Obviously, I’m being a bit facetious.
      More than likely, the statute of limitations is long since passed. I “ think” (hope) that sinful, shameful lifestyle is in his distant past. He hurt a lot of people.
      It seems he’s remorseful about the past but frequently uses those stories now humorously to make $ in the podcast.
      He should take some of his wealth and find the people he stole from and give it back. The lady he stole $800 from might appreciate it back.
      Peace!

    • @FREE10prestigprogram
      @FREE10prestigprogram Před 4 lety +2

      @@jameshaynes6992 That would be a pretty cool little series. Uncle joey gives back, haha

  • @damickys-5672
    @damickys-5672 Před 5 lety

    Enjoy success it'l last till death

  • @auburntigers5172
    @auburntigers5172 Před 5 lety +2

    A wise man once said if you're going to bed broke Ya Ass ain't got no business going to bed

  • @benjaminmccarthy520
    @benjaminmccarthy520 Před 4 lety +7

    I'd have to have a staring contest with Joey, he barely blinks while getting into depth about his past here.

  • @Yakanhikoerotikkushiti
    @Yakanhikoerotikkushiti Před 5 lety +4

    I've heard this 100 times already

  • @Menix17
    @Menix17 Před 5 lety +1

    can i have the clip of your outro? sounds hilarious!

    • @TehHuntorr
      @TehHuntorr Před 5 lety

      @Adam Van Mouwerik just use a converter website.

  • @itscrimmy2348
    @itscrimmy2348 Před 5 lety +4

    I'm 22. I have 1 dollar. That is all. I live with my parents. I can't drive due to a seizure disorder. The nearest town from my house is 20 miles. My parents have jobs and can't drive me to a job. I can't walk or ride a bike down busy roads with a seizure disorder. I feel like I can't live. What am I supposed to do? I can't get to a job. I can't work. Plus my disorder and makes me a liability so it's hard to be hired. Last job I had lasted 2 weeks. Had 1 seizure which put mr in bed for a day and was let go. Thats my excuse.. but i guess you are right. My excuses are stupid and I'm just a failure that sucks at life. Thanks for helping me see that my excuses are irrelevant to my situation.. :/

    • @bunnyrubyjanee
      @bunnyrubyjanee Před 5 lety +2

      Try and get on disability I guess. Doesn't seem like you have much of a choice. Some people really do need it. Or try and get ahold of your disorder. A friend of mine had seizures and she couldn't get a license either. She ended up getting medication in high school so she could drive and work

    • @tedogg8744
      @tedogg8744 Před 5 lety +6

      Plenty ways to be a legal entrepreneur from your phone. Not saying it’s easy. Content creator, eBay etc

    • @Vohtage
      @Vohtage Před 4 lety

      its Crimmy get on disability. take a fraction of that money and invest it to make more money, advertising content. Buying and selling things, shit drugs 😂 if anyone wants it enough, you can get there

    • @richardvargus7443
      @richardvargus7443 Před 4 lety

      Have you ever heard of hellen keller? Im not sure what she actually did, but from what i remember she was blind and deaf. And people still talk about her.
      So yeah, sounds like youre having a pity party over there.

  • @supertacolife9059
    @supertacolife9059 Před 5 lety

    Joey your a fucking Legend

  • @jersaidlopez5221
    @jersaidlopez5221 Před 2 lety +2

    joey diaz makes me wanna go steal shit

  • @TwinQuan
    @TwinQuan Před 4 lety +2

    Joey "Shame On Me" Diaz

  • @ivanc9231
    @ivanc9231 Před 5 lety +5

    No excuses theres always a side hustle, you can make money some how some way .

  • @nolanpahmahmie4896
    @nolanpahmahmie4896 Před 5 lety

    Word nigga D

  • @xan9215
    @xan9215 Před 5 lety +1

    Shoutout BAKERSFIELD!

    • @user-xl1it1jq8t
      @user-xl1it1jq8t Před 4 lety

      Sorry u live in such a terrible place there is hope get out of Cali

  • @scottbanks6415
    @scottbanks6415 Před 5 lety +6

    Don't know how i never thought of this but joey could do ASMR....maybe it's just me.

    • @independentthoughtprocess1868
      @independentthoughtprocess1868 Před 5 lety +3

      I legit put the church on one night when I was having bad anxiety and couldn't go to sleep. It worked lol

    • @scottbanks6415
      @scottbanks6415 Před 5 lety +2

      Yea he's got the rough raspy voice that oddly relaxes the hell out of me, good for anxiety. I listen to Alan Watts lately also....he was great, lot of insight into why we get anxious and everything....really helps.

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433

    sounds less like hard work and more like dumb luck

    • @jeremiahkirkman100
      @jeremiahkirkman100 Před 4 lety +7

      alot of success is just pure luck.

    • @domnoya4130
      @domnoya4130 Před 4 lety

      Joey is usually a cool guy but in this clip it is lame how he is bragging about how he could easily make tons of money but just chooses not to. Just because he somehow turned a life of crime into comedy and acting doesn’t mean that’s something reasonable to expect from others. The humble brag stuff never sounds good from anybody.

    • @petiebottino6179
      @petiebottino6179 Před 4 lety

      Dom Noya that’s not bragging anyone could make tons of money, it comes down to the choices you choose in life

  • @matthew5526
    @matthew5526 Před 5 lety +14

    Being broke is better than being on coke😜

    • @Tdogg447
      @Tdogg447 Před 5 lety +11

      Debatable

    • @mr.knowitall2478
      @mr.knowitall2478 Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah I highly doubt that 😂😂😂

    • @TritiumCupcakes
      @TritiumCupcakes Před 4 lety

      Lol why do you think so many rich people trade everything for cocaine?

    • @fopal-gang7108
      @fopal-gang7108 Před 4 lety

      Amen . Coke makes you feel great , High. But you have to face the come down feels after . And fiend till you sleep

    • @killamike6174
      @killamike6174 Před 4 lety

      @@fopal-gang7108 no dickhead just do more amateur

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 Před 4 lety

    Accused make people still get by...and accusers are survival skill.....to just get time..atad n your side to get something accomplish .
    💖🌟💖🌟💖🌟💖🌟💖🌟💖

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero Před 4 lety +1

    I don’t know if he was black or Puerto Rican LMAO

  • @chasityjeffers4896
    @chasityjeffers4896 Před 5 lety +1

    hi joey hell hey love to meet you and hag out with you and somk weed with you too

  • @RawAmericanFacts
    @RawAmericanFacts Před 3 lety

    did Joey just say he was"snortin n' suckin?

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew3336 Před 4 lety +1

    You wake up and make people laugh. You fix peoples DAYS not STUFF. Same shit

  • @cerealmilk6877
    @cerealmilk6877 Před 3 lety

    4:34 why did he say suckin...... joey....whats goin on here

  • @mikegalasso6718
    @mikegalasso6718 Před 5 lety +1

    hehehehehe...

  • @DY-td3ku
    @DY-td3ku Před 4 lety +2

    If you’re fat don’t hit me with excuses

  • @GypcRiXh
    @GypcRiXh Před 4 lety

    Shout out Matt parrot

  • @nomnomnommy2955
    @nomnomnommy2955 Před 2 lety

    Slash the guitarist?

  • @graveicyz
    @graveicyz Před 5 lety +1

    Joey...D.....a...dark...lord.........

  • @nickpricekefwjF
    @nickpricekefwjF Před 5 lety +23

    I have to disagree with Joey on this one. I have been down low and made it, that doesn't mean that (a) everyone is like me. for example someone maybe weaker; (b) we don't know what a person went through to be at a low point and broke. Lazy is one explanation but I bet its a rare thing. Most people are psychologically damaged , and in some cases very damaged.....from war, family abuse etc; (c) you can not expect every person to steal like you did Joey, even though we joke about it now. Some people have families, work 2-3 jobs and still hungry!! So we always need to try and show compassion to the other person. Money is not everything in life. I have to say I hate it that people who somehow made it after being in the gutter, point their finger and expect everyone to make it the same way. Sometimes having an opportunity is all about luck. And some people don't have that lucky moment.

    • @TheSwordfish009
      @TheSwordfish009 Před 5 lety +5

      The point he is trying to make is to not give up. Us Westerners tend to play a victim role and give up. My mother is like this. Most American women are like this. More and more men are becoming like this. Helpless. And then when someone offers them advice or talk about money making ideas, they ignore it and say "oh but that's for other people. I can't do that."
      To this day, people still see me as a nerd or know-it-all or a weirdo or even arrogant if I tell them how they can succeed. I'm freaking 28 years old and they still act like this towards me as if we're in High School. I try to incorporate business oriented lessons in my English classes and these grown ass adults say it's too much information and they want to hear something "easy" like shopping or sports. What do they have in common? They are all broke and have no imagination and feel helpless. We teachers teach only 2-4 hours a day YET they are always tired. They laugh when I say that we should work a 2nd job. These same idiots (English teachers in China) are so short-sighted that they rather get frustrated and go back to the U.S. and work in an office or at Starbucks where they would have to work 8 hours a day (2 weeks of vacation) for 15 bucks an hour. Even when it comes to speaking to hot girls, I see guys act helpless and be like, "nah, that's not my style to say that. She won't like me. She looks like a slut anyway. I just want to be myself." Can't get pussy and can't get money. And they wonder why they end up broke with a fat wife. And if they do have a hot wife, they act like groveling husbands that can't turn her on because they still act helpless and just throw her money.

    • @GilbertSyndrome
      @GilbertSyndrome Před 5 lety +3

      TheSwordfish009 You're as high as Joey Diaz is if you think that nonsense applies to everybody out there who's broke, mate. If it's as simple as this, become an entrepreneur and put together a multi-million dollar manifesto that can change the fortunes of society. Should be simple.

    • @nickpricekefwjF
      @nickpricekefwjF Před 5 lety

      @@GilbertSyndrome Listen you smart ass , i usually don't answer to idiots like you that want to play smart with me. First of all you took one part of my comment and blown it out of proportion. I just took the extreme cases of people who are homeless, sleep anywhere they can find , etc (just like Joey Diaz did part of his life) ....I wasn't discussing different economic classes (i.e., low, middle, high) of people !!! Although I can do it , given that I do study the different free market economies like the USA, Sweden , Denmark etc. However I don't want to discuss things with a moron like you. It will be a waste of time!

    • @thegoodandthebad5130
      @thegoodandthebad5130 Před 5 lety +1

      @@nickpricekefwjF For calling someone an idiot, you failed to see that Gilbert Syndrome, specifically mentioned TheSwordfish009, you know because, that's who he was responding to.

    • @domnoya4130
      @domnoya4130 Před 4 lety

      Is English not your first language? Most of what you have said is worded very strange like someone who doesn’t live in an English country.

  • @Fanckjcf20
    @Fanckjcf20 Před 5 lety +4

    pls someone tell me the podcast of the outro

    • @geordiehousemafia
      @geordiehousemafia Před 5 lety +1

      Pretty sure it’s off when Theo von was on

    • @ChristSyndicate
      @ChristSyndicate Před 5 lety

      Lee in outer space

    • @cross27
      @cross27 Před 5 lety

      one of em was when Eddie bravo was there in one of the early podcasts where they all did LSD and the other laugh is from the one where theo von was on

  • @romeysiamese6712
    @romeysiamese6712 Před 5 lety +1

    Joey has a gimmick, you want a ny-nj wise guy? He's your man.

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433

    regular jobs dont have "residuals"🤨

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433

    then thank all those poor people who pay you

  • @TheSwordfish009
    @TheSwordfish009 Před 5 lety

    The point he is trying to make is to not give up. Us Westerners tend to play a victim role and give up. My mother is like this. Most American women are like this. More and more men are becoming like this. Helpless. And then when someone offers them advice or talk about money making ideas, they ignore it and say "oh but that's for other people. I can't do that."
    To this day, people still see me as a nerd or know-it-all or a weirdo or even arrogant if I tell them how they can succeed. I'm freaking 28 years old and they still act like this towards me as if we're in High School. I try to incorporate business oriented lessons in my English classes and these grown ass adults say it's too much information and they want to hear something "easy" like shopping or sports. What do they have in common? They are all broke and have no imagination and feel helpless. We teachers teach only 2-4 hours a day YET they are always tired. They laugh when I say that we should work a 2nd job. These same idiots (English teachers in China) are so short-sighted that they rather get frustrated and go back to the U.S. and work in an office or at Starbucks where they would have to work 8 hours a day (2 weeks of vacation) for 15 bucks an hour. Even when it comes to speaking to hot girls, I see guys act helpless and be like, "nah, that's not my style to say that. She won't like me. She looks like a slut anyway. I just want to be myself." Can't get pussy and can't get money. And they wonder why they end up broke with a fat wife. And if they do have a hot wife, they act like groveling husbands that can't turn her on because they still act helpless and just throw her money.

  • @daily_eats_blog321
    @daily_eats_blog321 Před 4 lety

    you have to keep meeting new people when your trying to get rich. you have
    have to constantly meet new connects and make relationships and
    create a good reputation. its like traveling, its a lot quicker to get
    somewhere with help from friends.

  • @yui_bernz
    @yui_bernz Před 5 lety

    What if u live in lancaster,NH and their is no opportunity for getting money illegally. All u can do is sell some drugs but their aint enough people to get rich off of unless u live in a high populated town like saint johnsburry. Its fucked

  • @luissur1
    @luissur1 Před 4 lety

    Only if u knew that it will be reduced to 1 way of makeing money for u. Podcast

  • @BSCTrainerRob
    @BSCTrainerRob Před 5 lety +2

    Doey Jiaz

  • @kknelsonnelson809
    @kknelsonnelson809 Před 5 lety

    what I took away from this is that electronics are made to break and jkey diaz knoes a good purchase when he sees one. my 42 in flat screen shattered from just rotating the screen after 2 years. pos

  • @thed7740
    @thed7740 Před 5 lety

    You can do VOs And VD girls huh?

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson Před 5 lety

    The human psyche is malleable as fuck. You never stay grounded. You may hold on to some principles or habits, but eventually your perception is largely colored by your present circumstances. Circumstances of which you're less of a puppet master than you think. The ego might tell you all you got you deserved, good and bad, but we don't control our destiny. And that's the problem with differentiating yourself from others. And that's one of several deceitful aspects of the american dream, which is the dream of a child and the number one tool of the masters to maintain status quo. A status quo that will end us all.

  • @johnobrown6680
    @johnobrown6680 Před 5 lety

    New fucking zealand

  • @SC-tn2sp
    @SC-tn2sp Před 3 lety

    Dude you’re on the RADIO...speak up so people can hear you!!!

  • @PaulBell88
    @PaulBell88 Před 5 lety +8

    He acts like he worked his way up unlike these new kids, then describes with glee how he robbed people. He is a despicable person. Shows no remorse.

    • @BEEFUS2000
      @BEEFUS2000 Před 5 lety

      Paul Brian Bell shut the fuck up; you’ve never been dirt poor

    • @darnellfisher7027
      @darnellfisher7027 Před 5 lety +1

      @Beefus
      I have, and am. I Live in the ghetto, am living paycheck to paycheck, dealing with mental illness and always dealing with bad luck(car breaking down, family dying, etc) and I agree with the original person, Joey is a lucky, ignorant piece of shit. Ya I could go outside right now, punch the first person I see and run they pockets, but life is bigger than that. So fuck you.

    • @Vohtage
      @Vohtage Před 4 lety

      Darnell Fisher If you want it enough, there’s ways to be successful from nothing. joey found a way. Hating on others success isn’t gonna get ya anywhere

    • @richardvargus7443
      @richardvargus7443 Před 4 lety +1

      In his defense all that robbed money went up his nose.

  • @BlastinRope
    @BlastinRope Před 5 lety +13

    From a poor person, 100 dollars is nothing in todays economy. Shows a disconnect.

    • @wampachomp5120
      @wampachomp5120 Před 5 lety +1

      The government wants to keep the poor people poor so the rich people can hoard their money

    • @dylanlandis5559
      @dylanlandis5559 Před 5 lety

      Andrew Nevarez that makes no sense

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Před 5 lety

      @@dylanlandis5559100 dollars doesnt go far if you're poor in america

    • @utubedestroysmytime
      @utubedestroysmytime Před 5 lety +4

      If you can’t make $100 work for you you’d piss 10,000 away

    • @Vohtage
      @Vohtage Před 4 lety

      Andrew Nevarez then listen, find a way to turn 100-1000, 1000-3000, etc. Plenty of ways if you want it enough.

  • @thedude1083
    @thedude1083 Před 5 lety +3

    Lmao Joey needs a good headset with a microphone attachment hahahaha or invent a microphone that follows your mouth...I'm done ✌️

  • @4ncinator
    @4ncinator Před 5 lety +3

    joey did coke and was a tough guy heard this story before

  • @user-vl2mr8mr5u
    @user-vl2mr8mr5u Před 5 lety +1

    Going into niggaz houses aint easy. Never had a crew doe used go do it when i lived in rio de Janeiro

  • @JR-ty8gh
    @JR-ty8gh Před 5 lety +2

    Not a hard worker. Love the guy but it’s clear he’s worked far less hard than your average man. Got real lucky but I’m glad u did brother

    • @Vohtage
      @Vohtage Před 4 lety +2

      he worked hard in the right ways. most people work hard at a 9-5 that’s never gonna advance them anywhere. if it doesn’t work, change it till it does work

    • @Vjl5280
      @Vjl5280 Před 4 lety

      Loser mentality

    • @JR-ty8gh
      @JR-ty8gh Před 4 lety

      Vohtage no, he got lucky. Call a spade a spade. Meeting Rogan being the biggest break of his life

    • @JR-ty8gh
      @JR-ty8gh Před 4 lety

      Victor Lopez yes because being a lazy stoner is a real winner mentality, Victor

  • @tboguthh
    @tboguthh Před 5 lety

    Scrub ya fuckin feet

  • @carloscampos9026
    @carloscampos9026 Před 2 lety

    Funny coming from a guy who stole from other for years lol

  • @MichaelDominguez25
    @MichaelDominguez25 Před 5 lety +11

    I hate how Joey is so egocentric. All he talks about is himself