Every Retail Job Ever
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2021
- No Karen, you cannot return a meal you’ve already eaten. This is EVERY RETAIL JOB EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
Ify Nwadiwe // / ifynwadiwe
CREW
Director: Jacklyn Uweh
Written By: Shayne Topp & Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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I'm a cashier- the credit card thing- VERY accurate
first comment
Do. Rose red fimevery ever 👍
Oh man that’s true
@@non-di5pd ok?
Omg yess bruh! And rewards cards from where I work at
I swear Amanda does the best job at being a Karen
She really does, I'm actually concerned about whether or not it's still just a character or the Karen has started to infect her in real life.
FRRRR
Plot twist: she actually is but she just makes it look like it's acting.
She does
I’m dying at how aggressively she said “you too”
Karen: *yells at worker*
Worker: *takes Karen’s side*
Karen: wait that’s illegal.
Karen gets broken when she realizes she wasted her entire life creating a monologue, and then doesn't get to use it.
Karen.exe has stopped working
It's that bad they are that bad the rudeness it's all about the customer I had to force myself to finish my shift
“Wait ladies i forgot i can quit my job!”
And that kids, is how i met your mothers.
Lmao
LOL
I don’t get it ????
Ohhhhhhhh I saw the rest off the video
classic
The part where you’re covering a shift and all of a sudden everyone is free wants to hang out is so realistic
Or someone calls out and then they stop in to buy something anyway.
That would imply i have friends
@@jukelly64 THIS. Or come in to pick up a paycheck.
But not the 2nd to last person
Today is my only day off in the last week, I’ve been hit up to hangout or give someone a ride almost every day I worked. I doubt anyone will text me today on my day off
As someone who works in retail, a lot of this is painfully realistic.
Pretty accurate huh?
Man same✊
Home run.
They should have done a bit with all the damn locks we gotta deal with
@@myalizamapike3143 What locks?
“Are you flirting with me right now??”
“oh hell yeah.. is it that obviously?”
“I-I’m flirting back”
Kimmy’s entire credit card sketch really radiates Aubrey Plaza energy
For real tho! Love her
Yesss I was just ab to say that
Wow Aubrey is my name uwu
@@reallymoldyspicydorito but your name ain't Kimmy.
;-;
@@amalgamationprime3168 idc doe I don't even know you stay out of my business pleaseeeeee
*Item doesn’t scan*
Customer: “That must mean it’s free!” *obnoxiously laughs*
The amount of times people tell me that😂
Me: 😬 Haha
*checking a $100 bill*
Customer: i just printed them this morning! AHAAHAHAHGHGHGGHGHAHAAHA
Me *smiling*
Me *in my mind*: They wont find your body...
@@myrkrormr yessss!!!!! I hear that too often!!!!
man what the fuck, you've been here since 2006
this is getting more realistic
Yeah.
💯
Yeah, I'm kinda scared actually.
Facts
So you're telling me this is fake?
"You have to wear clothes from the store!"
"But... we work at Baby Gap."
lmfao
"NO THATS HOW YOUR FATHER DIED!!' *wheezing*
This needs to be it’s own skit
Death by snu snu
Damien got so awkward when he asked “Are you flirting with me?” and Kimmy responded with “Yes” LMFAO
THE KIMMIEN SHIP IS IN FULL SAIL!
@@Whiteboy692 I WAS THINKING THE SAME and yes the ship has sailed
anyone notice that they kinda look alike?
@@vexorion6577 yeah I kinda thought that too
@@vexorion6577 That’s what makes it so much hotter
I think “WHAT, NO SON, THAT’S HOW YOUR FATHER DIED” was the most hilarious phrase Courtney could’ve followed up with and they really did it
lol 😂
7:04
She killed him. She caught him with the other 2 people on their own bed and out of an emotional outburst her vision became blurry, it faded. She opened her eyes with a feeling of fatigue and she was surprised to see her hand covered in red. The house was silent, her body was heavy and the floor was cold... And so was her husband.
@@en9719 I think the two girls were serial killers who lure men into threesomes then kill them. So her son died.
the "read a book, reuben!" absolutely killed me
I remember that time my grandpa used to work at home depot and he tended at the garden section and i can genuinely see him happy working there. One day he saw a shoplifter and chased him, luckily the shoplifter just pushed him and didn't hurt him other ways. He got fired because it's against their policy or something. I felt really bad for my grandpa he looked so sad.
"No! Son, that's how your father died"
Noooooooo
question is if dad died the way he did why didn't mom?
@@acelyra3872 who said mom was a part of the threesome 🤔🤭
@@sweettea735 💀
And even if she was maybe he just had a heart attack.
Good points here and there.
I feel like Damien and Kimmy are an underrated friendship
What do you mean friendship? *cries while writing a fanfic*
@@metalgirl9739 link ? lol
I ship them since the Apocalypse Summer Games
agree
Kimmien 💗
I worked in retail for a while, I’m scared how realistic this is. The unfolding part, friend availability..
I love that Keith played the nicest character in every skit he was in
Angry Karen: I NEED A REFUND
Retail Worker: Okay.
Karen: *No, this is not how you're supposed to play the game*
Lol
Cringe.
Lmao
@@bosniangigachad4706 nobody likes you
@@walterbrunswick Same with you.
Throwback to: “WELL HELLO LOOKING TO ENTER ABERCROMBIE AND FINCH EYYY?”
Seen many a traveler enter there. And none retuuuurn
YYEESSSS that made me so happy to see. I loved it
So you post a comment 11 hours ago and get 400+ likes but My comment from 12 hours ago gets completely ignored.
@@julianriviera5837 nugget have better accent?
@@nuggettheory3409 IS THAT A GTLIVE KINDERGARTEN REFERENCE
As someone that works in retail yes this is all true 😂 the "yes you're working all the holidays" was probably the most relatable part 🤣
“We work at baby gap”
*The posters saying baby nap*
I thought I was the only one that noticed
"Director: Jacklyn Uweh"
Oooooh I see you, Queen
What?
and written by shayne ! pure gold
cringe
Just a recommendation: “Every Theme Park Ever” or “Every Amusement Park Ever”
Oh that's a good one
link, please?
@@jacktheomnithere2127 it’s not a link it’s a suggestion for what they should do next they haven’t done it yet?
@@emmsvow2051 ohh, i see.
2020: Annnnd we’re closed.
0:36 Courtney's face 😂
this one was loaded with iconic one liners. Plus literally everyone looks SO good. I'm proud of this one
- No we don’t care if you take your business elsewhere
- Yes we do talk about you when you have left the store and give you a nickname
- Yes we make fun of you for acting like a spoiled child
- Yes we will say "welcome back" when you show up after saying "I'm never coming back" for the 5th time this month
- Yes we will charge you extra
@@GenericYugituber Lmao so accurate
@@alyssa562 ikr
Mine would be Foot in Mouth Disease Girl
Okay so... Are we sure Ify's not a member of Smosh by now?? He's on the main channel, even.
Ify just hangs out with everyone who wants him. Smosh, Achievement Hunter, whoever.
@@FilthAndRuin To paraphrase Tim he's like a mercenary.
@@nicksterling6351 I guess he is a mercenary, sort of.
That's an "Ify" topic right now.
could say he's just freelancing 🤷🏻♂️
Something about Damian yelling "sign up for a credit card or I'll cry at you" is literally my favorite thing of all the things
my new favorite catch phrase "what the fuck clark" thank you olivia😂😂
Petition for Damien and Kimmy to work the aggressive knee slaps into every skit please
Yes that would be great
Petition to have Amanda be a Karen into as many skits as possible
Smosh: Every Retail Job EVER
Karen: Lemme slap than on YOU
LITERALLY
Lol
Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)
Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.
I don’t know who this man is 5:05 but I love him.
I love how they made the set to not represent a certain brand but Damien went and mentioned the brand name anyways
I was wondering if anybody caught that 😂
I'm a rebel.
@@DamienHaasTV WTF thank you for replying!! I love your rebellious side DARK DAMIEN IS THE SHIT (love from 🇰🇷)
wait can I have a time stamp? apparently I missed it
@@Aidan-zc8wx 0:58 here you go
Amanda is so great portraying as a Karen. She is good at this. 😂
she is so talented
She's C R U S H
I think that’s because her statuesque height makes her intimidating enough to properly be a Karen
3:30 This is some April level shit 😂
"Wait ladies I forgot I can quit my job" was the funniest thing I've ever seen
Is this Jackie’s directing debut?! 🥰 She killed it! Everyone did! The whole thing was magic ✨
Seriously? How do u know. This is gold
@@graveyard4cats check the description
Ye
Shayne as writer and Jackie as director? No wonder this was an awesome EBE
Yeah, I feel like I enjoy Jackie more as a director than as a writer
Hahaha, I'm genuinely enjoying the new smosh after binging the old. Everyone's amazing and I love the new energy and humor they bring onto the table. ❤️
1:08 They way she said "goo goo gaga" was so funny XD
how the hell is that funny?
Shayne as a manager needs to appear more. And Ify as Baby Gap best employee.
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1) wait for ebe video to drop
2) spam ebe suggestions so that everyone who looks at the comments for funny comments is flooded with idiots spamming suggestions that smosh won't use
3) annoy everybody
@@vhproductions Incorrect! it’s 1 Upload it 2 I Did Not Annoy Anybody And 3 It Will Not Get Spammed
nice capitalization of every letter
This Isn't How You Talk On The Internet
@@vhproductions I’m Sorry
The Karen actor on the first one is a legend and the best actor for that
i'm literally getting filled with entertainment from these every blank videos
how they got nearly everyone here in this video?
@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 huh why?
@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 the fuck
@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 anything about timebucks get rekt
@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 U on something bruh
@@moingaymotcauchuyen6190 you seem paranoid bruh what the f*ck
First EBE in a while, and everyone here for it, that's nice.
It was honestly a nice break to have straight on sketches for 2 months, but i missed EBE at the same time
Yes, it's been a long time now. Because of the pandemic, obviously.
"Read a book, Ruben!"
Damien: “are you flirting with me right now?”
**commences mating call**
Anyone else notice how they got nearly everyone here in this video. Its been a while since they all been in the same video. Glad this gold could be created by the best youtubers ever!
Everyone but jackie appears in the video, because she directed it!
The salad thing cost by hours working is painfully accurate 😂
I really like Amanda- I hope to see more of her cause she’s honestly so pretty
1:02 MY MAN PACKIN
The 'are you flirting with me right now' is so true it kills me 😭😭😭
I’m genuinely curious how tall Amanda is. She towers over everyone. Is she a 7ft goddess?!
She's just around 5' 11" everyone else is just short.
@@HITMANPegas 5' 11" is like Lady Dimitrescu in LA
@@rmdcade1717 Oh really didn't know that. I live in Toronto and I'm 5'10" (177cm) and I'm short to average height.
5 10 is very tall for a female.
@@HITMANPegas why did you specify the city? lmao it's not like each city has a different average height
So glad it is not just me who equates spending to hours of work needed to afford an item. This video is hilarious but really sad too.
“this only cost 4 and 1/2 hours of work”
that hit me haaard😂
The scene where Damien was showing Kimmy around took me out 🤣
really?? What place?!
the scene at 1:36
I Married a Karen (Lois)
Your not the only one I married American cause she acted russian.
Yep
peter gaming
Good for u
I-
6:50 I'm pretty sure a death in the family would constitute being able to leave work early
"Next Customer."
"Is it safe?"
"Yes it is, it happens all the time."
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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I feel bad for all retail workers. They get too much crap for just doing their job.
As a retail worker myself, I find this very accurate.
I have never done as many mental gymnastics as I did when trying to push a credit card at Ulta. That pressure was terrifying. You don’t get more than one sign up a shift, you got no praise no matter how good you were at your job!
Words spoken from a wise man
“SIGN UP FOR A CREDIT CARD OR I’LL CRY AT YOU” -Damien Has 2021
Finally a every ever
Me to
*an
Impressed with the set
... pretty accurate
0:21 MOM! STOP UPLOADING THIS STUFF
Ify in a every blank ever, IFY IN A EVERY BLANK EVER
We STAN
@Zaynetastic Cropp one of the cast is named Ify. had to check the Cast list for that
@Zaynetastic Cropp you know you know
Walmart is one of the worst places to work ever! I'm glad I quit that job my coworkers and I always told the customers nicely to please wear a mask, store policy, and got mad and started yelling we even offered a mask. It got so bad that a cop who was shopping escorted him out. My coworker abd I looked at eachother and said ' what are the odds that a cop would be around when you need them?' And went back to helping other customers with self checkout.
00:35 the bomb has been defused
YASSSSSSS A every blank something i love its been SOOOOOOOOOO long like the last time i watched on dis channel omg love ya'lll so so much well buh bye my dumb est friends
loooll "floor-mart" instead of wal-mart. i get it i get it XD
wow if you hadnt explained it, i would never have got it
@@hugh_dancy they didn’t even explain it...
@@BenzoAnimsWalmart aka wall-mart vs floor-mart, does it make sense to you now??
@@hugh_dancy this person was just saying that they get it, not explaining it bruh
Karen:Argues
Me: *SHE WANTS THE MANAGER M-AN-AAAA DONT FORGET THE AAAAAA MA-NAAAA-GER!!*
The high production value tho…😂 also 1:36 is way too relatable…like ok but about the JOB 😂
The last sketch is brilliant
Ify is such a welcomed addition to the Smosh cast and pretty good in this sketch
It’s so weird that they made the effort to put fake posters on the wall to parody Baby Gap and call it Baby Nap, but Damien still kept using “Gap”. Lol.
Should have just gone with baby gap tooth
im having this moment 2:39 at work at least twice a shift where i have to seriously ask myself if I get paid enough to care
6:19 that’s any part time job . Friends want to hang when you say you’ll cover someone’s shift.
"Director: Jacklyn Uweh" we need to be hyping up this queen so much more ahhh
Every retail store ever
Karens: *my time has come*
"Is it safe?" Killed me 😭
@ 4:33 , yep it’s called Quiet Firing . … they just only give you like one day a week until you just quit.
These just keep geting more realictic
Damien still says Baby Gap when the store is called Baby Nap
And Amanda said Abercrombie.
I’ve been waiting for this
4:51 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.....so trueeee
For a moment, in these unsertain and dark times. Let's pay our respects to people who work in retail stores and have to deal with karens all day. So people who work in retail, thank you for your service.
I hear ya.
Press F
*I PRAY EVERYONE HERE ACCOMPLISHES THEIR GOALS IN LIFE*
My goal is to take over the world and sacrifice everyone who doesn't find a cure for cancer.
Volunteer. That way you are ACTUALLY helping people instead of making meaningless comments that do nothing but make yourself feel good.
Peter
Thank you kindly :)
Can I have a 19 dollar fortnite card
Wow, I randomly remembered this channel today and decided to check up on it. Its crazy how much it changed.
Same
I love Amanda's continuity as a Karen between Every Karen Ever and this
3:20 directly to the left of the man's head, sparkle brand for 75 cents roll back, below that is the exact same thing for low price of $4.20
Shayne, Olivia, and Ify were so funny in this episode. I couldn’t stop laughing!
Monica, Shayne, and Kurt are brilliant! This video was one of the funniest in a while IMO.
First skit Keith is what every manager must aspire. He is the only one that can defeat a Karen