The Muppet Show Compilations: Ep. 8 - Statler and Waldorf's comments (Season 4) [COMPLETE VERSION]
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- An improved and complete version of the compilation about "Statler and Waldorf's comments from Season 4".
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Statler: "So they blew up half the theatre."
Waldorf: "At least they blew up the right half."
Statler and Waldorf: "THEIRS!!!!"
Statler: "I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became a chef?"
Waldorf: "What was that?"
Statler: "Nothing."
LOL
Waldorf: Statler, isn’t here tonight, Kermit, he’s sick. Kermit: Oh that’s too bad, the flu? Waldorf: No, the show, he’s sick of it. Hehehehehehe!
I didn't know Statler and Waldorf fought for the Kaiser during WWI. Then again they're old enough to remember dating Queen Victoria, have rode on the Titanic, and had the opportunity to have an intellectual conversation with William Shakespeare
(Any other heckles these two geezers pulled on each other I'm missing, just let me know. I'll try to get my hearing aid fixed by then. Hahaha!)
They never grow older, and they never die!
W: How about that? They brought the house down.
S: That's an old joke.
W: Well, some things improve with age.
S: You don't.
*Roasted*
You missed the part at 10:09, where Waldorf punched Statler right in the nose, and when I saw that part, I was like “OW, whatcha do that for, and how come people were laughing at it when you weren’t?” Seriously, that’s gotta hurt! One more thing, what episode was THAT from?
It's amazing that they could write this stuff, we grew with it and came out fine. Because I don't think you can do this in TV geared for kids these days. A parent would have a heart attack watching Waldorf and Stadler shooting up the theater or insulting the "actors".
12:18 The world's greatest senior superhero.
Money man !
Statler and Waldorf: “BOO! BOO!”
Sheep: “Baa! Baa!”
Statler and Waldorf: “Humbug! Humbug!”
*all laugh*
0:22 -0:34 I love those types of song the singers are so easy to hit.
What episode is that from?
You should've said "The singers are all guaranted hits".
@@juanrisa945 Dang it, that was WAY better than mine.
Waldorf:Just when you think this shows terrible something wonderful happens
Statler:What?
Waldorf:It ends
Hahahaha
Logan Lawrence at 2:05 this was seen at the end of the 2 it’s the Muppets VHS releases meet the Muppets and more Muppets please? and Both of them are available from Jim Henson video
Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.
John Dauphinais it ends!
Waldorf: “Do you think there’s life in outer space?”
Statler: “There are certainly none in this theatre.”
*both laugh*
this time miely curcur was the losez
11:21
10:02 is what I plan to say to my friends when I'm old
Moneyman. The world’s cheapest superhero.
Ha! That was rich!
@@DarkPaladin24 yeah. He came from the baroque/broke period!
1:36 Hey, that was on ABBA
these two are very funny XD
Statler > Waldorf > every other Muppet
You know, Gonzo would’ve been perfect for that movie he was going to star in.
John Dauphinais “The Revenge Of The Little Blue Geek”!
7:00 Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit! He's sick!
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. The flu?
@@connorhorman No, the show! He's sick of it!
They got up, we must’ve missed ‘em.
We didn't miss 'em, we were shooting blanks.
@@gunstrokethecybertronian8659 we were?
@@Morningstar91939 Of course. *accidentally fired the MG up to the ceiling* Well some of them were blanks.
12:18
Waldorf: “Good grief! You’ve turned into…”
Waldorf: “Money Man!”
12:33 Rabbit:”you look like two kindly, old gentlemen, can I hide here?”
Statler and Waldorf: look at the rabbit, and then look at each other
Statler: “Hey Alan, here’s one you missed!”
Waldorf: picks up rabbit and throws it back at the stage!
Statler and Waldorf: start laughing hysterically!
My thoughts: “what episode was that from?”
Also my thoughts: “And what was that about?”
12:32
Episode 420 with Alan Arkin
13:56 I loved this one! Keeping score, ROFL
Sheep: BAAA BAAA
Statler and Waldorf: HUMBUG! HUMBUG!
11:36 Statler with best burn!
I don’t understand him. Why didn’t he go back to what he was doing before he became a chef?
John Dauphinais nothing.
1:24 12:54 12:57 12:53 9:40 9:43 2:09 1:25 2:07
I love Statdler and Waldorf.
Episode 403 with Shields and Yarnell
1:35 - 2:05
Statler and Waldorf would get along with the Lady in the window from Sha Na Na.
Well, he’s actually gone. Will we ever forget him?
John Dauphinais you know, what’s his name?
3:37 Waldorf sings You're A Grand Old Flag from Barney & The Backyard Gang.
So they blew up half the theater.
John Dauphinais THEIRS!
At least they blew up the right half
Episode 409 with Beverly Sills
4:41 - 5:31
15:43
“That’s all, Folk!”
Episode 414 with Liza Minnelli
8:41
Episode 413 with Dizzy Gillespie (with Astoria)
6:48 - 8:35
What are they doing with those spoons?
John Dauphinais I’m not surprised, that’s how they get all their acts!
Episode 412 with Phyllis George
8:49 - 9:18
12:02 - 12:09 What's the joke here? I don't get It.
Episode 415 with Anne Murray
9:26 - 9:39
Royal family to orcas island is my great grandpA
How long are we here for?
John Dauphinais if I had known that judge was giving us the box, I would’ve asked for the chair!
I and I'm a princess of mercia and castile
You think that Jekyll-Hyde stuff is expensive?
Nope. My wife takes a glass of it every morning
Episode 410 with Kenny Roger
5:38 - 6:02
Gypsies curse was funny
12:32
4:58 WTF
Why’d you do that to poor Fozzie?
John Dauphinais I know, you still have the dress you wore so they’d let you in the lifeboats!
😂😂💎💎
You think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?
Only if they’re watchinh
Im the Ideator of the Muppets how about a wild wild west show spin
Statler: How long are we here for?
Waldorf: 20 years
Statler: If Id known the judge was going to give us the box I would have asked for the chair! DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
Statler: You know, something doesn't have to be funny to be good.
Waldorf: What did you think of _this_ show?
Statler: It was good!
Both: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kermit: Well guys it's just the three of us for a weekend in the swamp.
Statler and Waldorf: Oh, no!
(audience laughs)
1:04
Statler: What do you think of pigs on bikes?
Waldorf: I never have liked roadhogs
both: HAHAHAHAHA
Statler: roadhogs
both: heheheheheh
Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show.
Statler: Why not? They were also responsible for the bubonic plague!
Both: Hahaha!!
Waldorf: Well they got up. We've must have missed them.
Statler: We didn't miss them. We were shooting blanks.
Waldorf: We were?
Statler: Of course.
(gun fires, causing a piece of the roof to fall)
Statler: Well, some of them were blanks.
(audience laughs)
They got up. We must’ve missed ‘em.
John Dauphinais we were?
If only these guys could commentate for the local baseball team...
You know, something doesn’t have to be funny to be good.
John Dauphinais it was good!
We were shooting blanks.
(Blows up the roof) well some of them were blanks 😂
You know, I’ll always regret that I didn’t study Shakespeare when I was a kid.
John Dauphinais That’s Good 😂
When you were a kid you could’ve studied WITH Shakespeare!
You know something, that was a sweet number.
John Dauphinais you know something else? I HATE sweet numbers!
Statler isn’t here tonight, Kermit, he’s sick!
John Dauphinais no, the show. He’s sick of it!
John Dauphinais not much chance of that, my wife is using Statler’s ticket.
Hey Alan, here’s one ya missed!
John Dauphinais hahahhahahaha!
Best Jokes: 1:35 2:05 2:41 2:53 3:08 3:38 3:54 4:15 5:39 7:52 8:42 8:57 9:26 9:39 11:21 11:47 13:00 13:13
Now that’s talent, an opera singer who tap dances and sings cowboy songs. I wonder if there’s anything she isn’t good at.
There is: choosing what show to be on?
You know, I think I’ll go to the dentist.
John Dauphinais sure, after this show nothing hurts!
13:53
Why did the ending to the Liza Minelli episode only made it and not the other scenes?
That’s what you call a wire act.
John Dauphinais why?
Every time they go on, you ask “why’re they doing that?”
Ever gone to a witch doctor?
Wade Wilson they’re all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? Hohohohohohoho.
“They’re all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor?”
Why can’t they do numbers like that?
John Dauphinais oh. So you did.
6:00
You know, it’s too bad Gonzo’s leaving this show.
John Dauphinais who?
Shadow The Punisher Me.
I can’t believe those rats were responsible for this show.
What’s the hard hat for?
I'm gonna be ready unless they start throwing pigs at us again
Of course Phyllis George won, no one else is here!
Well the others would be dumb enough to come back
Was that supposed to be poetry?
Yep, the bear’s gone from bad to verse
4:56 4:43 1:08
7 thumbs down from SJW parents.