The Muppet Show Compilations: Ep. 9 - Statler and Waldorf's comments (Season 5) [COMPLETE VERSION]
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- An improved and complete version of the compilation about "Statler and Waldorf's comments from Season 5".
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Statler: Hey, watch out!
(body crashes into the box)
Statler and Waldorf: (holding up a white flag) WE SURRENDER!
1:53-2:24
The octopus scenes
HILARIOUS!
Episode 505 with James Coburn
1:36 - 2:17
Statler: Help me throw him out!
Waldorf: No, no, no, he’s a family man.
Statler: He is?
Waldorf: Yes, he’s got a wife & squids. 😂😂😂
4:13
Robin: Can we stay here while we work on our next Merrit Badge?
Statler: Merrit Badge in what?
Robin: Grumpiness. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
S: "Guess I am going to talk to the animals
W: "animals?"
S: "The wife and kids"
Big Boy : YAY Roger Moore is Spies is Dead,
Big Girl : Yeah
7:32
Waldorf: “How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?”
Statler: “We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theatre box!”
Everyone: “Hahahahahahaha! (Ah-ah-ah-ah!)”
BETS.CROSSOVER.EVER😂
love it, these 2 were always my favorite as a kid.
I love those two guys made me laugh so hard
Same! 🤣🤣
9:14 "What do you call chickens that ride cows?"
"Stupid."
DOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"What did you think of Humpty Dumpty?" "Terrible. I hate off the wall comedy. " Oh hohohohoho 😂
2:37
The two old geezers were the true stars of the show.
waldorf: one more chorus kill the pig
both: encore encore
Statler and Waldorf: The Original Grumpy Old Men.
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Best Jokes: 0:46 1:51 2:52 3:44 4:29 5:15 7:21 7:26 8:17 9:50 10:16 10:34
5:50
Statler: “Watch out!”
*BOING!*
Statler and Waldorf: “We surrender!”
7:10 Ironic, seeing as Jim Henson himself died of pneumonia. -_-
Love that part at 1:04. Very funny!
5:50
Statler: Watch out! (He and Waldorf duck as something flies into their box)
Statler and Waldorf: We surrender!
And I said to myself, anything will make them surrender.
1:49. YOU GOT IT WRONG AGAIN!!!!!
Charley Frankenstein 2
Yeah! We’re supposed to sit up here and throw things at you!
Hey, you old fool! You slept through the show!
Who's the fool you watched it
Well, that number goes back a long ways.
1:10 Statler: "Boo, boo."
Waldorf: "Send the men in a theater box."
Both: "Don't boogie in the barnyard."
5:15 After watching The Emoji Movie in a nutshell.
When I was a kid, I left home to join a traveling circus.
John Dauphinais are you kidding me? They’re the ones who got me the job!
nice octopus jokes
I love it.
Statler " You like this video ?'
Me "yeah" Waldorf " really " Me " it makes better then what on TV now"
Starler ' He got us with that one"
Me " No i got two with that one"
5:41 "we really gotta hand it to Fozzy"
statler and Waldorf say boo at 3:34
Me: did you know they had rock music in the ancient days Dad: sure it was the Stone Age ahahahahahahahaha
3:18 Get outta my nest, ya dummies!
I only went on a train once, and it had an accident.
What happened?
It had an accident. :-)
Somebody should do a compilation of Statler and Waldorf on Muppets Tonight.
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Awesome! Maybe you can do the same with the other multipart compilations.
There's some of the comments that are missing, including one after the opening number in the Mac Davis episode.
Great number, I love trains.
John Dauphinais they are?
That was a great number, I don’t care what you say.
John Dauphinais maybe you’re right.
How can they say they’re smarter than we are?
Episode 518 with Marty Feldman (Arabian Nights)
7:20 - 7:32
Good thing werecats don't go prowling at Sesame Street because if they did, the little ones would have been dead by the time the prey has been hunted down.
DOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Break a leg
5:54, LOL
WATCH OUT!
John Dauphinais (together) WE SURRENDER!
at 3:29
I think honesty’s always the best policy.
John Dauphinais no, I was lying.
Poor Fozzie. I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him.
John Dauphinais I feel sorry for him.
What’d you think of that?
John Dauphinais you- - (bangs head) you like THAT?!
What did you think of Humpty Dumpty?
Terrible. I hate off the wall comedy. 😂
Episode 506 with Brooke Shield
(Alice in Wonderland)
2:24 - 2:51
Waldorf got a haircut?
6:51 6:43 6:39 0:41 0:43 0:42 1:11 1:15 1:13 8:12 8:18 0:28
South Dakota!
John Dauphinais that’s what I want. Nothing to do with this show!
Episode 520 with Wally Boag
8:09 - 8:41
Blubber, Blubber, Blubber! 7:43
You got it wrong again!
You ready for the end of the world?
Personally, I don’t care for puppets much, I don’t find them believable.
I don't believe you 😅
3:52
Help me throw him out.
John Dauphinais He is?
Episode 507 with Glenda Jackson (Pirates)
2:58 - 3:14
7:32 what episode is that from?
Episode 518: Marty Feldman
4:13
0:58 1:01
10:35
1:11