ASMR Cow Spaceship Exit Exam | Alien Tools | ASMR Sitcom 🚫🐄
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- čas přidán 6. 07. 2024
- Hellloooo NOT COWSS! It's been a while, huh? I'm so very excited to roll out OFFICIAL NOT COW MERCHHH ✨ Worked together with Inviz to create some really neat designs at a low cost so all of you can let those aliens know you are not a cow, and in fact, a human. So do not abduct 👍
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I tried to make this one seem more like a weird 70's sitcom episode. If the aliens felt awkward and inhuman, well then I've succeeded!
0:00 Aliens are confused (again)
2:11 It's Broodmother/Trillian! (audience applause)
5:30 Broodmother clears up the misunderstanding (not really)
7:58 Blorpkon Exit Rite?
8:55 Famous delicacy (eat it or you will disappoint them)
11:20 Searching for the human brain (up close )
13:17 washing your top fur with flibbernox slime
18:01 examining your face (part of brain?)
18:55 Face washing w/ Snarblax
22:28 Xylplik for decontamination/ cleansing?
25:48 Checking your ears for zorblats (ear cleaning)
30:05 Soothing your orbitals
32:40 The drinking of Blorpkon slime
34:15 Trillian looks over their work
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Hellloooo NOT COWSS! It's been a while, huh? I'm so very excited to roll out OFFICIAL NOT COW MERCHHH ✨ Worked together with Inviz to create some really neat designs at a low cost so all of you can let those aliens know you are not a cow, and in fact, a human. So do not abduct 👍
Merch 🚫🐄✨ : inviz.tv/collections/amy-kay-asmr
I tried to make this one seem more like a weird 70's sitcom episode. If the aliens felt awkward and inhuman, well then I've succeeded!
Indeed it's been awhile but it's OK and thank you again for this video it's really appreciate it 👍 😊
Lorpcon smile all around
Like the designs
🐮🐮🐮🐔🐮🚻🐮🚻🐮 I'm not sure if i have missed any, though I am looking forward to the next step in this cow not cow adventure. 😁
oh wow these designs are so cute, definitely gonna pick one of them up!
Constantly being pulled around by these different aliens who all believe they’re right about whether we are a cow or not a cow all while “brood mother” is just trying to send us home could be a whole tv series.
But we’re chicken though?
@@NearAirno we are human and in one of the episodes we get mistaken for a chicken.
@@matthew1995king Cluck Cluck? Cluck...
Oh I would watch tf out of that
@@NearAirchimpken
If Amy actually made the not cow series into an entire sitcom it would for sure become my new favorite show
it would be best show 😎
I would pay Money to Wacth it.
It would even rival Hypno Toad. 😂
@@dragoonmk4203 so True
Deos anyone have an updated playlist with all the episodes?
Trillian discovers the downsides to employing the dumb as rocks aliens- they lack basic comprehension and some of them can't read. or know where their brains are
this makes our first alien downright genius by their standards since she could instantly tell we weren't a cow, performed in depth examinations and wrote stuff down, and was able to get through her supervisor all the way up to Broodmother fairly quickly. I hope she's getting a raise in chocolate milk
gool old Trillian
I felt her frustración on a spiritual level
Yeah- wait did these characters ever get names
(Other than brood mother and ol' president of the universe)
@@ascrinkleyfellowWe should totally make names for them if they don't!
@@ascrinkleyfellowI think some of the early ones had numbers, iirc
Fired!? How dare you? I demand to be re-employed immediately, as an emotional support not-cow to these precious, airheaded aliens!
YESSSSSSSSS I agree entirely
I’d love it if Trillian had them re-abduct us to offer employment comforting cows and aliens, only for us to end up in the chicken department again upon abduction 🤭
In exchange for not suing for the human rights violation, I demand to be allowed to quit with a positive reference
I wonder if we have given up trying to correct them after 2 years and are resigned to being the pet of a facility worth of well meaning but slightly dense aliens lol
has it already been 2 years
Omg has it really been that long????
oh my god, I'm just realizing now I was 12 when I first watched amykay's not cow videos 😭😭😭
No way it's been 2 years what
😂
"She wants us to wash the brain" I just felt my brain do a full stop. Like you know that sudden wake up from falling in the dream feeling? Just full force felt it. Sweet moon pies, broodmother has the patience of a saint
wash the brain
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I love how Broodmother has not once in these 2 years had the idea to process not-cow personally and now just accepted that their company is screwed 😂 her trust in her employed aliens is heartwarming and refreshingly naive
it really is
This is a nightmare, its like being caught in a Alien labyrinth of Aliens and cows never ending.
A somehow calming nightmare with props/details that could be from a LSD fever dream.
You are now entering the Not cow zone. Lol 😂
I love the slow escalation from
"human smart, alien stupid" to
"alien dumb & kind/ emotional, human smart & evil"
"Brood mother says, just read the paper"
"Oh! But I cannot read..." 😂😂😂😂
This is gold, thank you so much for another installment of the Not Cow series!
As a cow pretending to be a not cow, I see this as an absolute win.
Do you want to go skateboards?
@@jeremyfrost2636I got that reference 😂❤️ do u know d name of d song btw? I forgot d name
@@adaezennoli5889 It's from asdfmovie. I think Tomska did do a song, but I don't remember for sure.
I adore the Not Cow series, and turning it into a sitcom is a stroke of genius.
very genius idea
I'd be invested even if this wasn't asmr. I know it's just a cow themed hitchhikers guide fan project but I want more
To realize that this isn't an original product and it's some hack rip off of another property, Not even a good property. Thank you You have ruined this entire series for me. I hope you're happy. I had to go look up this hitchhiker whatever thing because I wanted to know what the heck you were talking about cuz you were making no sense. Now that I know what it is and know what loser property this is based on, I can't watch her videos ever again. Thanks my man for ruining one of the few things I enjoyed in life.
Never knew how much a needed a Cow themed Hitchhikers Guide, but dairy I'm loving it
I can honestly say I’ve never in my life been more invested in the concept that I am not, in fact, a cow. 10/10.
Everything about this video is perfect. The incorporation of the merch, the perfectly timed interactions, the fun editing, the references to the other videos in the series, the fact WE FINALLY SEE BROOD MOTHER AND SHES JUST COMMITTING TAX EVASION
as a cow this has been an utter joy :D thank you
Udder joy
@@carsonwillis8114 lol good one
LMAO
more cow puns please 🤣
@@RenardoSilvaonow now. We mustn’t milk the jokes. Otherwise they’d stop being amoosing
9:52 I don’t know why, but it just struck me that it would be an interesting alien culture thing to have the aliens give much longer period of reactions or pauses than is organic for human cultures. It would add a sense of weirdness and for me, that is very mesmerizing. If the quiet clapping/celebrating went on like 5 seconds longer here that kinda gets at what I mean. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this! It just made me think of an idea. I always love your role-plays!
Trillian is like the single mother in the show trying her best to keep things working while also having to contend with children doing dumb stuff and running off of an hour and a half of sleep, she's not sure how she's managing it, however she's managing through sheer will and determination.
We've been on the ship for 2 years? I never want this series to end...
This is pretty good editing, I’m having a hell of a time spotting any loose threads in the illusion that there are two of you. Either that or you’ve somehow cloned yourself…
Same
It's 1:20am but 👏 WE 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE👏
The amount of effort in this one is unparalleled. I feel like I say this under every video but you keep surpassing yourself.
this comment above me is a comment i agree with ☝☝
i just love amy kay's, ella asmr, and shhheila's alien series, they're so good!
jesus\, you are the worst.
Amen to that and it’s 4 in the morning and like to comment I 👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼 Care👏🏼
Heh. Reading this at 2:20 am currently.
“She wants us to wash the brain” the fear I felt and then utter(heheh) relief when they didn’t know where my brain was let alone theirs 😂
And this is why you made one of the best comedy asmr. I never felt so relaxed while laughing.
Goodnight to anyone who’s going to sleep hopefully you fall asleep to this masterpiece, sweet dreams ☁️💤
I just noticed, Amy is one of the few ASMR artists that has some lore and follows up. We got the No Cow Series, The Prince Series, the AI Overlords Series, The Alien Examination Series, etc.
To err is human. To forgive, bovine.
Why are ASMRtist so relenlessly talented? 🤔 Started out just expecting tapping on random objects now i have a constant feed of quality artistic mini-screenplays to look forward to its insane 😊
The little “t t t t t t” sounds need to be its own video🫸😚🫷
I love broodmother explaining the concept of abduction to an alien, and them just not understanding in the slightest!
Even my partner, who does not like asmr is heavily invested in this series 😂❤
same
Well, that means that he/she/them has/have very good tastes (sorry for all the pronounces but I don't wanna risk to be disrespectful ❤)
Everything about this is just so ace - the editing, the excitement in the premier, the way you slipped the merch in & literally ~shooketh~ us, your acting skills, the layered sounds, the uncanny eerie 70s folk/scifi horror vibes... We are sooo lucky, thank you Amy! 🎉
Is that "ace" as in "you aced it" or "asexual" lmao
@@cupman6477 UK here so ace usually means great/brill 👍
@matildarowan7227 Ace meaning asexual is a thing in the UK too. But in this context its obviously not what you meant to idk why they asked lol
I truly love the fact that Amy kay has added what can only be described as a sequel to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, truly a masterpiece
This has been my favorite of all of Amy's series
Edit: "I don't care if you need to brainwash the thing... Just get it done." Got me laughing so hard I woke up my husband 🤣
IM SO EXCITED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER PART TO THIS SIRIES! this is almost the only asmr series that helps me sleep lol but you are so incredibly talented and creative! We love you Amy Kay!
Id be holding up a huge sign with led lights saying "TAKE ME BACK BROOD MOTHER" within a week and just hand her my resume if I got the chance
It's not just an ASMR roleplay. It's a whole TV sitcom! Silly transition music and all. It also never ceases to amaze me just how many characters Amy can pull out in one video.
The merch looks great and is wonderfully integrated. There are plenty of videos that can be turned into shirts and phone cases and more.
Has it really been two years ?
Just wanted to thank you for two years of NOT COW videos...they are my favorites. 🐮
Happy Halloween. 🎃🎃🎃
Gotta love that this became such a cultural phenomena so to speak. The best part is that Amy can just continuously milk this content (pun very much intended!) because we love it!
Christmas came early this year, finally a new not cow video
omg I finally figured it out
I know you have always made a lot of hitchhiker's guide references in this series but I always thought that the aliens reminded me of something else
it's galaxy quest! they remind me of the aliens from galaxy quest :3
I'd be scared on how to survive this whole experience 😂 but Amy makes it so relaxing 🤗🥰 hope everyone is able to gets a well deserved rest
Not only are we going back to Earth, you made it so the series can continue if you so wanted! That's brilliant, honestly
Ive never been so happy to be called a Cow for over 30 mins in my life
Love this series
From the beginning says I watch the series and then followed for the series. It's so weird being called cow and nit cow. But also entertaining and stuck in space cow land and I feel happy! Edit I saved this just so I can sleep to this tonight my first ASMR and most likely my last ASMR cuz i be going to Dreamland!
I love the look of abject misery on the CEOs face when dealing with her girls 😂
This really is a reality TV show. It's got the product placement and everything ❤
The whole phone convo at 5:34 to 8:02 is the funniest thing I've seen
It’s kinda crazy how much this series means to me. Back when the first ones were coming out it was the only asmr that would get me to sleep. I knew half the words before you said them. I would doodle the different characters and made theories about broodmother and beableprox (I’m to tired to spell). I loved the story so much which is ironic since I slept through half of it haha. Anyways I love your channel your very cool 👍
Is that a teaser for a potentially new series?! NotCow and the alien roommate, perhaps? 😂 gosh, whichever way it happens that would be cool.
Also this was awesome
Fav asmr series is back, love the not cow videos amy
This series has taken the best turn possible 😂
10:33 -- this had me rolling every time they did it
That was a lot of fun to watch. Looking forward to the eventual market research ASMR. Watch the human try to cover for the alien, "Oh, she's just a little....eccentric."
I like to imagine that broodmother changed this entire species economy and now their currency is milk (of course having chocolate milk would make you the richest of the rich)
I don't know, strawberry milk might be pretty impressive in such an economy too.
I could watch a whole hour of infomercials with these two.
Oh my GOSH Amy, seeing how you constantly improve your green screen skills and lighting is amazing! The first video of yours I ever saw was the space holiday planning video from waaay back, so all your space videos have a special place in my heart 🥹💕
The old commercial style speaks to something in my SOUL and that plug was ✨ brilliant ✨
SO SO SO happy right now!! The pink one is so cute and bubbly!! I just love her so much 💕😭
This is a masterpiece. But how can anyone fall asleep to it? I was laughing far too hard. Thank you for this, it makes me really happy.
Ohh I get it! Brood mother told them to 'wipe their brain' as in to get rid of our memories, but they interpreted it literally.
Yeeees, this series is back 🤩.
Thank you so much Amy! ❤
Something I kinda enjoy is how when the green screen glitches out some and tries to activate on their faces on the highlights of the face it makes it seem like the aliens are somewhat see-through
The cow drawings on the form at the end 😭
"Cow or Not-Cow is filmed in front of a live studio audience..."😂
Thank you for adding to both one of the greatest ASMR series of all time, and the greatest series in the Hitchhiker's Guide Extended Universe!
Also, the "Blorpkon Smiles" gesture at 10:30 sure is an innovative new tingle!
Yes thank god a classic not cow video amazing, I think I just unlocked a new phobia or tingle, That chanting they did at 10:33 was creepy but also quite soothing 😅😂
Has it really been 2 years??? :O I remember the first not cow video, how time flies! Loved the style on this one and congrats on launching the merch! I might have to try and grab one of the t-shirts!
I absolutely love that this is giving slight starfire vibes and I’m here for it.
I really hope this series never ends I love it sm
This was great. Terrible for falling asleep though, I couldn't stop watching and it's now past 3am. Very engaging though lmao
The cute little chimes and tunes that played were really effective, for some reason.
This series always makes me smile. I love being a cow
I miss this series :( its one of the only things that made me fall asleep easily
I've watched all the other not-cow videos, and this is another certified cow-classic. New merch also looks very nice, great work Amy :)
Love it!!! Thank you, Amy!!! ❤
Also the production values are on point!
Brilliant! Loved it - kudos on the editing!!
The effort that went into this is insane
Finally a sequel! I was hoping for more because I really, really love these Not Cow videos😍
This was incredible to watch it was definitely worth waiting for the visual fx were incredible and the tingles were even better. 👏
We love it when the aliens steal Ashoka's wardrobe 😂
Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm obsessed with this series and so excited for a new video. Thank you so much Amy ❤❤❤❤
MY FAV SERIES BACK FOR MY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉
The not cow saga is glorious. Thank you Amy!😂❤
I loved it! Thanks so much ❤❤ Love how seamlessly it flows together.
Oh my goodness I am in love with the merch!! I need those cups, they’re so cute 💕 I’ve always adored this series and it’s what led me to discover your channel, always great work Amy!
The teaser for this video was so well made, happy to watch this Amy Kay
Finally the best series on youtube is back!
This almost feels like someone tried to make Sci-fi funny infomercial for different products you’d find in space/could get at Trillians gift shop 😂
OMG This looks like so much work! Thank you, Amy!
This is the funniest and most relaxing ASMR video ever!! Never did I think I could be able to laugh and still be relaxed enough to sleep at the same time
Im so obsessed with the not cow. I play the whole series almost every night
When Blorpkon smiles, we all smile.
the introduction part of each item is sooo satisfying
it’s 5am and i sincerely think there is nothing better for me then watch this
The editing is unreal. I just caught my self wondering if you bought two separate copies of the same uniform lol I forgot it's not actually 2 people
My favorite series returns yet again. Joy :)
i love this smmm!!! its so relaxing but entertaining, the best kind of asmr videos imo! the editing is top notch. thank you amykay!!
This is the best asmr series I've ever had the pleasure to learn Not-Cow procedure's in. But also just the best in general, lol