Honest Trailers - Twilight
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In honor of the Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Trailer, we revisit the roots of the Twilight series -- lots and lots of stares. #HonestTrailers
If you're not smart enough for The Hunger Games, rewatch Shovel Face and Vanilla have the creepiest movie relationship of all time. Did we mention there's EVEN MORE STARES?!
Honest Trailers: Twilight
Created & Directed by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
Written by Brett Weiner, Andy Signore & Alex Sargeant
Edited by Brett Weiner
Voiceover Narration by Gannon Nickell - / gannonnickell
And check out more Emmy Nominated Honest Trailers:
Deadpool (Feat. Deadpool)
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Game of Thrones Vol. 1
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Frozen
bit.ly/HT_Frozen
Harry Potter
bit.ly/HT_HarryPotter
Breaking Bad
bit.ly/HT_BreakingBad
The Lord Of The Rings
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Star Wars Force Awakens
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
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"Expressed entirely in STARES. AND even MORE stares" 😂
loool kills me everytime! and the music lol
L😂L YASSS EVERYTIME!!!
everytime
That's how Castiel and Dean express their relationship!
+Kiara Animefan
OMG, right? LOL...
That's really on Cas though, not Dean. See, half the time (or more)? Yeah, that's the amount of time Cas spends having literally **no idea** what's going on with anyone on a mental/ emotional level and opting for staring contests over clerical conversations to avoid feeling SUPERSTUPID.
Dean stares/ GLARES right back at Cas plenty... but typically trumps him when it comes to expressing himself **verbally**, as well.
"Teenage girls who aren't smart enough for the hunger games" Lmfao
Ritu Mishra
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lmfao! I died with that one!
Lol I literally fell of my chair laughing at that part
Katniss wasn't smart enough for The Hunger Games. She didn't know there was a revolution or that she was being used by both sides until over 2/3 into the franchise.
And...you know...she's a fictional character.
"Together they'll have a romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely in stares..
And..more stares."
LMAO 😂😂😂
AND MORE STARES
I thought he would let that until the end of the video
"her inability to pour ketchup" - that line had me dying LMAO!
Same
That's what I was thinking when I saw that scene. Like was it supposed to look like she poured it or was it supposed to like she gave up 🤣
Yet so true...
She can’t even put toothpaste properly too
Twilight: The epic story of an underage girl who ultimately has to choose between necrophilia or bestiality
oh my god
you won my like here take it 👍👍👍
I am a huge fan after all, and I usually get in arguments with haters, but... Yeah. Can't do anything here. It's just too damn accurate.
looooooool
shots fired XD
"world's gayest vampire"
I died.
XD
Me too.
He looks like a fairy in 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol
He looks like a fairy at 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol
hay
"It's not pedofilia 'cause he look 17"
...
But can be considered "necrofilia" "cause he is tecnically dead :/
that's even worse wait no-
He looks 21, really.
I'm sorry to do this to your rather insightful comment but it's philia not filia
It is not necro, because she is not doing stuff to an unconscious person without his consent,
@@amaninanou5352 that.. That's not how necrophilia works. At all.
Every now and then I return to this for the “shovelface” comment. Gets me every time.
I come here for "Troy Polamalu"
this is why I returned
He was called that in Harry Potter too! XD
I was watching Tenet the other day and was thrown off by the senseless storyline. Suddenly Pattinson appeared in the next scene and I thought to myself "Shovelface" and started laughing. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
My God... Same!
"A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man.. a 100 year old man. But don't worry. It's not pedophilia because he looks 17"
lmao
"What we do in shadows" made age gap better
And then some side character in his teens or twenties falls in love with a 2-year-old. And then Jacob falls in love with a newborn baby. And none of this is considered bad.
...Stephenie r u ok?
@@mirandabee2323 I know, the whole series is pretty creepy when you look at the details...just ugh!
@@mirandabee2323 I KNOOW! How could Stephanie finish writing that and not have any reservations or weirdness about it all.
It's great, alright
"Her inability to pour ketchup" LOL
"together they will have the romance of a lifetime expressed entirely in stares" LOL
Still a better love story than... Oh wait.
Aileen Laude LMAO
Omfg 😂😂🤣🤣
This is such an underrated comment
o h w a i t
Lmfao
“By one of the shittiest author of all time” “creepy stalker”
Oh, the good times when 50 shades of grey didn’t exist...
well EL james was inspired by smeyer ofc it would only get worse lmao
This franchise inspired it.
And Her inability to pour ketchup. XD omg I died
She looks like she isn't even trying to pour ketchup lol
She's like "I don't feel like having ketchup so I'm just gonna shake it because I'm bored" lol
when you elaborate your jokes so much you kill it
ɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thisss Movie Leakedd Versionnnn Here : - t.co/EQMyZQlo5e
Shakey shakey shake nobody will notice that I'm just weakly holding this bottle over my plate.
If this is her pouring ketchup, imagine what one of her handjobs would be like.
Edward: Cho! Cho, I missed you!
Bella: Who's Cho?
Edward: Oh. Sorry, flashback.
Simply genius. ;)
i don't get it. Do you have to seen the Movie to understnad this joke?
+lavars the guy that plays edward plays a character in harry potter named cedric diggory who dated a girl named cho
😂
FEDORA FUCKER 69 Thx alot :D
I like watching you sleep...
NO Get the hell out of here.
that is why i like the version of vampires that can't enter a house unless they are invited in by a human who resides in the place. no creepy watching sleep.
nessy ness agree!
Also, your dad is the chief of police, Bella! Wake him up and put a restraining order on this creep.
It's even better when you hug a girl and silently, but curiously, say You smell different when you're awake
I disturb peoples sleep when they get comfy and then ask em are they comfy
Shoutout to the Joker Honest Trailer for resurrecting this gem.
Same lol "stairs"
Yasss
Same, i'm here after the "Stairs"
@@LegendLength nope
I just wrote a comment, almost saying the exact same thing
Cedric Digory, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOUNG MAN? GET THE HELL BACK TO HOGWARTS
exactly!!...
+Abdullah Alobeidi Blame Voldemort. He turned Cedric into Edward.
+Xehanort10 Yeah,bet even good old Voldy is pissed at Cedric now
100 points from Hufflepuff Cedric.
50,000 points from Hufflepuff.
Together, they will have have the romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely...in stares..............and even more stares...
That describes Destiel
avengedsoul6661 *cue stare music*
I only knew that line from Destiel and Johnlock videos and almost fell out of my bed when I heard it here😂😂
@@smiletea8940 IKR
1:17
When you're trying to hold in your cough in public and you think you look normal but in reality you look like you're choking
I'm dying of laughter
Starring:
Vanilla
Shovel face and
Troy Polamalu
I'm dying I can't 😂😂😂😂
And even more stares...
cue music
Hah
twilight saga: more stares than the usual
Sterling Fulton i died...
"Shovelface". I die every time. xD
Saphi Izcool lol same to me his face actually looks like a shovel
No, a shovel looks better. He looks like a shovel somehow managed to sear it's self into his skin. Also, Cedric, how the hell could you become hhis way? Dam it Voldemort, the one time you kill for good you do it wrong
People, watch my piano covers! :D
What does it mean??I thought "shovel" meant digger but I dont get what "shovel face"can mean...😔Help please!
Me to😂😂😂😂
"I like watching you sleep"
And I like calling the police
Normally I am against book burning but I am going to make an exception
Lmfao I'm dead😂
Need I remind you that Bella's dad is the town chief of police. This is the one time she should've abused that power and file a restraining order on that creep.
this trailer is now already 10 years old and i still find it to be THE funniest honest trailer that was ever released on this channel...
"they will have the romance of a lifetime.. expressed in stares" OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT BEFORE.
"her inability to pour ketchup" YES!! hahaha that scene always bothered me lol
She's not even trying. lol!
Ikr?
Do not forget toothpaste! She cannot do toothpaste either XD ( See other twighlight honest trailers )
The ketchup is not a bottle tho, she can just press it
95annis LOL xD and her inability to use toothpaste too!
1:18 that stare tho 😂
I died of laughter lol
"And her inability to pour ketchup" 😂😂😂
My favourite line
For April fools one year my ELA teacher gave us a writing prompt. Wanna guess what it was? It was "Explain how the character of Bella in Stephanie Meyer's novel Twilight changed by the end of the book. Support your response with evidence from the text." After a while, she said "Haha Get it? It's funny 'cause she doesn't!" I love my teacher.
I wish I had a teacher like that XD
The answer is Bella got a boyfriend, and a bunch of screaming fangirl after her sparkly fairy princess of a boyfriend.
Bro, I want your teacher!
lmfao "starring vanilla, shovel face, and...Troy Polamalu"
+Marco Clarke lost it at shovel face :D
+Marco Clarke No, it's Sharkboy on steroids.
+Bellatrix Lestrange xD lamo xDDDD
STARES..... All the STARES.....
+Adeel Ahmad as a steelers fan, I cried laughing at "troy polamalu" so good XD
When the world gives you Edward cullen, throw him back and demand Cedric Diggory!!!!💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
Am sure he will agree!
Or any other performance by Robert Pattinson. Lighthouse and Tenet were amazing. Batman looks even better.
@@djpunyer8762
Nope. Batman 2021 will absolutely become Twilight 2.0.
@@multiverse_media2023 This guy clearly didn't see the trailer. It looked nothing short of perfection, looks promising to be a contender for the ideal Batman film, it just needs to be R rated, meaning it'll be darker and more brutal like the Arkham games.
Also, it'll be released in 2022 not 2021.
Sorry Harry Potter sucks
"This catatonic teenager..." lol 😄
Part of me wants to buy the Twilight DVDs purely so I can listen to Robert Pattinson's commentary whenever I want.
Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.
kashiichan m I remember listening to the commentary on eclipse about 5 years ago it was better than the movie itself because they were allowed to let loose and not be creepy and they especially Robert were Funny. In face I think the fact that the commentary was better was what made me realize how shitty the books and movies really were.
Lady Bug he probably hated it after Stewart cheated on him..just guessing dont really know. ☺
Lady Bug At the beginning he thought the series would be a small thing. He didn't know it would become so popular.
At some point he even wanted to put one emotion to the character because he thought that Edward was too expressionless and cold and he almost got fired.
(In the end they didn't kick him out because it would upset all the fans)
This is very true, I own the DVD from my younger sisters' regrettable Twifan phase and listening to his commentary made me laugh until I cried and my abs hurt and then I was also crying because my abs hurt and I pitied Robert Pattinson because he sounded like he had simply given up and is now just passively awaiting the sweet embrace of death
The writers deserve 25 years in the gulag and Stephanie Meyer 50 years
Voldemort didn't kill Cedric.
He did something worse!
He obliviated him and turned him into a vampire!!!
#HarryPotterFan #SorryNotSorry
A gay vampire, to be exact
Nah. A gay poisonous sparkling fairy to be exact because they aren't vampires. Nor are the paedophile shapeshifters werewolves.
+Xehanort10 But they aren't pedophiles. Jacob explained it before, it's not a sexual attraction, it's an emotional attraction, your whole world spins around that person, you're her friend, brother, protector. Nothing harmful actually. It's pretty sweet. So stop twisting things just because you hate the franchize.
And they aren't werewolves at all. It's clearly stated in the book that they're just shape shifters. One of the tribe leaders who lived long ago, list his body, so in a form of a soul, he asked a wolf in the forest to share his body with him. So they shared that one body and left to the camp/village/whatever it is. When other tribe members saw the wolf approaching, they wanted to kill him at first. But they figured wolf has something to say. Their tribe had the power to leave their body and travel as spirits. That's how they fought their enemies. They caused tremors, screamed through wind to scare of their enemies. But at that time when the wolf came to camp, it was forbidden to do so by one man who betrayed the chief and took his real body(that's how he lost his body). But one man decided to risk it, so he left his body, because that way, in the spirit form, he was able to talk with the wolf. When the traitor in chief's body saw that, he got mad and took a knife, and slit the mans throat. When the chief in wolf's body saw that, he got so mad, he started crying, and all those emotions flew through him, changing his body into human form. He appeared different a bit, but the villagers recognized him. The traitor was killed if I remember correctly, and all of chief's children latter, just like him, had the power to transform into wolf form whenever they needed to protect their homes and families from their enemies, including vampires. But they looked like bigger stonger wolves ofc, like you see it in the movie.
***** Don't give me any of those bullshit excuses about how supposedly "romantic" imprinting is. It's paedophilia plain and simple. Meyer only had Renesmee age quickly to try and avoid accusations of Jacob being a paedophile. Well it didn't work.
You never read the books did you. Imprinting isn't always romantic sometimes it's like being best friends or a parential figure or even a silent protector. Besides werewolves don't age unless they master their wolf and anger issues so basically the relationship would be like Edward 100+ years and Bella's 18+ years. Also no one has ever really master their wolf in decades and the only reason so much werewolves/shapeshifters are running around is because the amount of vampires being in town. So like you really never did read the books because the books are better than the movie, plus the movie either ignored certain parts or the actors couldn't get it right.
If a guy stared at me like that I would be totally creeped out.
"Expressed ENTIRELY in stares...." 1:08
XD XD XD
BRUHHH Troy Polamalu lmao.
“Based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time.” Omg gets me every time😂😂👌🏻
the books are amazing you’re all just uneducated
@@livegwendolyne6783 your uneducated
The books were... meh. Not great, not terrible, not something I'd reread but a good enough way to pass time. The quality did degrade over the series, though, but the description of how depression feels (book two) was spot on.
The books are actually better
@@livegwendolyne6783 Ask Santa for a brain this Christmas
The ketchup scene lmfao brilliance
It's been 7 years why didn't you get a reply? So here's one
"I don't think squeeze ketchup bottle requires virgurous shaking there, honey."
-Rifftrax
So the soundtrack for "stares" has stayed the same since the inception of the channel. Its a really cool music. Heard it used the first time in the Agents of SHIELD Honest Trailer - "S.T.A.R.I.N.G.", if anyone here has seen that video xD
What song is it? Can u give me the original song?
@@LAVutube great ambition chappel music
@@arnabsinha4643 thank you soooo much
The stares part still makes me chuckle after all these years
Voldemort: You're alive!?!?
Snape: What has he become?
Harry: He's...he's..
Draco: A SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS!
My father will hear about this, Cedric. You are a shame to Hogwarts.
say it,say it out loud!
AVADA KEDAVRA
No, Draco is a Sparkly Fairy Princess
Friend of Nature He’s the Sparkly Fairy Princess of Ferrets
I would watch that as a short movie, the alternate sequel / crossover. Rise of the Sparkle Vampire: A Shovel Face sequel.
her inability to pour ketchup. hahahahaha omg i haven't seen the movies so is that a real thing?
Yep
yeah, they based the next 3 movies around it
Yeah, Im so glad I really didn't see this movie... Right guys! I never saw It! I DIDNT! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAHHHHH!
Marie K yes ahahahhahahah best trailer ever 😂😂😂😂
Marie K yes, sadly. :)
"You watch me while I sleep?"
"No. I'm present while your unconscious."
😀
shovel face got me stitches! LOLOL
Here is my opinion of the Twilight books and movies in the words of Severus Snape: "I may vomit."
+goldblaze93 If Snape was real and he saw the Twilight films he'd probably say that exact thing.
+goldblaze93 I actually uttered this phrase after finally relenting and watching one (the 3rd one): "What is the opposite of epic?""
+goldblaze93 Here is my opinion of the entire cast the minute they start speaking, also in the words of Severus Snape:"OH SIT DOWN YOU INARTICULATE BUBBLE!"
***** One of my favourite Snape lines is in OOTP during the Occlumency lesson when he says to Harry "You and Black you're two of a kind. Sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well it may have escaped your notice but life isn't fair. Your blessed father knew that. In fact he frequently saw to it."
+goldblaze93 R.I.P Alan Rickman :(
I am so ashamed of myself that I used to think the whole "I like watching you sleep" was even a little bit romantic. Excuse me while I read my past self to filth.
Ikr😭 I feel sorry for myself
Heads up. You changed your mind and stand by a mistake. That's more than many people do.
Same, I used to LOVE twilight
dont expose meee! nevermind, im gonna put my head in the sink to erase that memory.
I used to to
Before the book I thought jealous boy and protective boy was cute
But after this I’m fed up watching Peaple sleep is soooo not ok
"Her inability to pour ketchup"
LMAO
"This catatonic teenager" hahaha 😂😂
Dear People Who Call Twilight Gay
We don't sparkle
Sincerely
Gays
Calling Twilight "gay" is an insult to gays everywhere.
YES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!
Hey L
Omfg you win at life.
you are my idol
100000 points from Hufflepuff.
I am very disappointed in you Mr. Diggory. *in Minerva McGonagall voice*
Detention Mr Diggory you blithering idiot.
but but... cedric is dead
Also, isn't Professor Sprout Hufflepuff's Head of House?
Haley Black I actually heard it in her voice before you said that
You don't have to write "in minerva McGonagall's voice"
I already read it in her voice
I lost it at " even more stares"
A relationship based on stares sounds better than any of the words that comes out of either of their mouths.
Ok SO GIRLS WHEN HE STALKS IT'S ROMANTIC. WHEN I DID IT IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS RESTRAINING ORDER?
you forgot to be a gay vampire
im going to stalk you, because i like the tard look you have, can i touch your talala than give you a fruitbowlnut and than you can tell me you love me and ill say shucks and youll say awww and ill say shucks again than youll bring me on a makeout hill spot over looking the sunset and ill say dayum and youll say ehh babi ehh babi eeeaaayy and than ill well drive off on rte55 into the desert and while you playing stick shift with the car ill play stick shift you you and all the boyz will be jealous ok love you
ps will you give me a dirty sanchez with fecal matter
ps i love you
ps im dreaming of you
ps im not fucking talking to you mom
ps MURICA
ps fuck off
hashtag djtwerkteam09 hashtag humanah humanaaahh vrroom vroooom i moter boat your belly button hashtag can i get sum cheese with dat belly button
ps hastag dat cellulite ass doe
hastag i like cleaning smhegma with my mouth dont shower
ps i love you DONT STOP BELIEVING because i wont
ps I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH YOUR MY BUTT. EVERY NIGHT AND EVERYDAY I SEMEN IN MY EYE FOR PAAAIN I BELIVE I CAN SORE RIGHT THROUGH THAT BLOODYBUTTHOLE
P FUCKING S I HAVE 14 childern THAT ALREADY CALL YOU PEP PEP YOU BETTER CALL THEM MAURICE NATASHA SHANABOI FARQWART SHEANMUTANATHA ALLAH HACKBAR MUTTTATA AND HIS TWIN MUFASsAH JENENEFROMDABLOCK (its a traditional bronx name) HOMANA and MY FAVORITE HUMMUS AND HIS LITTLE SISTER DORITO OH AND DONT FORGET MY ELDEST SON MATATA AND HIS WIFE HONEYDOODOO AND MY SON D.J SCRATCHNUTZ AND OF COURSE JAHMAL AND HAJAH
PS GOODNIGHT MY LITTLE ROSE BUD OF LOVE
BlueSkiesOpiateEyes Still a better love story than Twilight.
U DIDNT SPARKLE!!!!!!!
Put got the good stuff eh? ;)
A friend made me watch Twilight before I knew what it was.
You guys didn't address some of the stuff that bothered me about the first movie:
1. The story did not even touch on the should-be-complicated-and-worthy-of-story-telling relationship she has with her father (after the first half hour of the movie, he basically ceased to exist).
2. The mirrors scene.
3. Sparkling.
The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Traditionally, vampires die if exposed to sunlight.
There is also a scene at the end where one of the evil vampires is chasing Bella in a ballet studio, and she sees him in the mirror's reflection. Traditionally, vampires do not have reflections.
XD dude just admit it you watched twilight by yourself,,, "before I knew what it was"
Nitin Chetla I knew Twilight was a book that was popular with girls, and that was about it. I spent most of my time working on a large personal project offline, so I wasn't "keeping up with the times", so to speak.
Xanofar Hehe... Twilight Sparkle.
To be honest, Twilight would have been awesome if they got rid of Bella, Edward, Jacob and the cullins and just centered on Charlie's story of life as a single dad who is also a police officer and likes to go fishing. I would watch it.
I come back to this every once in a while for a right good laugh 😂 and the other trailers too
"And even more stares"
I died wid laughter 😂
At 1:09 it looks like he has tiny fairy wings XD
Omg yeah! 😂
That was probably on purpose. Symbolism and all that; using angel wings to compare him to an angel. He's far from one though, obviously.
maybe
Sacha Emeljanow He''s more like Angel from "Buffy" than anything else.
mugglesarecooltoo Possibly you just made that comparison because they are both vampires, but Angel is way cooler than Mr. Sparkly Vamp. Seriously, way, way, cooler. How many times has Mr. S. Vamp saved the world? If I'm remembering correctly, zero. And Angel? Too many times to count.
This is the one honest trailer that I can watch 100 times over and it'll still make me laugh my ass off
+JabberJawin' I even downloaded this for re-watching...It never fails to make me laugh even after, like, thousands of replaying.
I just watch the whole playlist in order over and over. Especially if I here a vague mention of Twilight
“Expressed entirely in stares” so true
“The romance of lifetime expresses entirely in state.” 😂 So accurate.
I never Noticed that 50% of e time all they do is stare at each other 😂
Like they just got told someone died
I've never seen The Twilight movies, but if you're telling me it's like those moments of King Kong only a shit ton longer, and the sparkly vampires, I'm really damn glad I haven't.
+MsJubjubbird I don't think they were acting. They were watching the movie crew hang themselves.
"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Or Harry Potter
Jackelyn sanchez I second Harry Potter xD
Malavika Parthasarathy So, is your caps lock button broken?
Malavika Parthasarathy I think your spelling is broken too
“Stares.............and even more stares”
Twilight is one of my favorite childhood films but this never stops being funny
"Based on the Terrible Books!" I was ROLLING by the first line already, LMAO. Also, notice how NOBODY demanded Screen Junkies to do an honest trailer on Twilight? ... so sad
"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games", that made me laugh so much!
This is still my favorite honest trailer! Never gets old
Is this really video #1 in the Honest Trailer legacy? Congrats on the 400th episode, the Dark Knight video was the my first, ur team has been top notch all this time
I was like: Why do you have an honest Trailer for every Twilight Film and not for every Harry Potter
Then I realised: Oh... There's more to Laugh about in Twilight
This movies destoryed image of vampires and werewolves.
Rose Dracula and Vampire diaries were before Twilight. I'm assuming OP meant since the book/movie came out vampires have been ruined.
PrincessJasmine I watch the vampire diaries I love it 😍 but twilight messed it up with there shitty sparkling vampire😡😡
Gotta play Castlevania, watch good ol' Dracula to cleanse the image of vampire heck even Chibi vampire is manlier than twilight.
well ok if u think like that why did u take ur time to watch that moive than
+Vlere azizi
Big sis just happenned to have horrible taste.
"and Troy Polamalu" is still one of the most LMAO moments in all of Honest Trailers.
Agreed
I'm here for the stares
Should've talked about the fact that Alice, the one who can SEE THE FREAKING FUTURE, didn't even realize Bella was going to sneak off and meet that evil vampire dude, James.
I mean seriously, wasn't Alice suppose to be protecting Bella? How the hell did a human sneak away from a "powerful" vampire.
And why does Bella listen to every word Edward says? Its like an abusive, manipulative relationship.....
Ugh why did preteen me like this series so much.
Yes, we shouldn't have been told how excessively "smart" vampires were, when they continually made such stupid mistakes and choices.
If a vampire, who admits to wanting to hurt you and watches you in your sleep, who is also 900-ish years old and obsesses over you, tells you what to do, you fucking listen XD
Preteen girls are stupid that's why.
I have never agreed with anyone more in my life
Me or Jessica?
I saw this on Teens React and just had to see it again.
Me too
Haha same here.
same
same
Squirrelflight2426 yep
Wtf why am I finding this 8 years later? Nevertheless, still epic enough to laugh about today, *_"based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time"_* omggg what an opening line 🤣🤣🤣 and, *_''her inability to pour ketchup"_* and *_"starring vanilla, shovel face"_* LOL 🤣🤣🤣
I know right I cant believe I just found this too
broo, whats hilarious is that bella is the one who actually looks like a vampire
"Err... I know this looks creepy but it's REALLY romantic in the films" - Lmfao I just died of laughter
This is one of Honest Trailer's classics.
Still better love story than... wait. Oh shi~
U just stole it boi
Circular logic. You are now trapped in an infinite loop.
Fifty shades of grey.
Lol!
The lust she had for Edward was insane.
so if i bathe in glitter i can get a girlfriend
Yes
nope, you'll get allergies and lots of itch and of course, *glittas*
You'll be fabulous XD
No, you will have a gal pal, whom will think you to be gayer than freddy + Edward, hence why she will hang out with you.
But the catch is it shouldn't shine in public ;)
damn it Cedric... you had so much potential
RIGHT?! Why did the only haldway important Hufflepuff have to die?! And I'm not counting Tonks, even though she is awesome as f***, because it was mentioned like one time and then never again that she was a Hufflepuff.
it's ok, he gave up to be Bruce Wayne now
he really did
At least after this franchise was over, he dedicated his life to becoming an indie darling with movies like The Lost City of Z, The Lighthouse, Good Time, and The Rover. And thank God for that.
The "stare" music always gets me. Hell all of the Honest Trailers of Twilight make me laugh a lot
The Stares theme was brought back in the Honest Trailer for John Wick Chapter 4.
Finding a man, a 100 year old man - a man that appears as though he was going to puke the first time he saw her.
Except it's the opposite. He wants to tear her throat out and drink her dry...
Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey.
Actually, these two are tied.
Wolfqueen6 that's doesn't really say a lot about twilight
+Katsumi~chan actually there's no rape because she consented to everything he did
no
50 shades of grey was a twilight fanfic
This trailer and the video from cinema Therapy is just perfect for this movie
You know it's a true love when you have a staring contens every five minutes.
Is this all their love is? Stares and saying I love you a million times?
Pretty much.
That sounds realistic. *amount of sarcasm cannot be measured*
Saiyan Jedi It's more obsession than love. The reasons they fancy each other make no sense whatsoever. Edward only fancies Bella because her blood smells good to him and because she's the only person whose mind he can't read which is only because she has no mind to read. And Bella only fancies him because he sparkles and because she thinks he's hot. The whole series is a load of shit.
Ok I like to hear both sides before judging since I haven't read the books. What is good about it?
Saiyan Jedi There is nothing good about it.
2:01 "i know it looks creepy, but..but it's very romantic in the movie.. i promise" Looool
The best honest trailer u have ever done!!! I cant remember when was the last time i've laughed so hard... twilight saga honest trailers - THE BEST TRAILERS EVER!
Watch the Star Wars honest trailers they are hilarious too :-)
I remember being baffled in middle school why so many girls in my class were crazy for this movie
Still a better love story than Twilig-err wait nevermind
"And her inability to pour ketchup" 1:37
HAHAHAHA I had never noticed that shit before WTF!!!
The music behind the part with the stares and more stares makes me laugh every single time. I even sort of sing it.
This was 110% accurate lmfao. The best part being “for girls who aren’t smart enough for the hunger games” 😂😂😂
That Epic Stare Theme Music is OFF THE HOOK!
How does he look attractive as Cedric but not as Edward?
The world will never know.
Because he is pasty as hell with weird colored eyes.
Jazmine Dee This is why I don't get Bella. "Oh it's a hot guy who'll be a loyal as a dog and will swear to protect me or a very old jerk who'd kill me at the drop of a hat"
Guess which one she chooses.
make up
The glitter.
I forgot how good these were. I’m so glad I found this again
coming back after so many years and still laughing to tears