Honest Trailers - Harry Potter

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    Since you guys REALLY asked for this one - We sat and watched all eight movies (20 HOURS of Harry Potter!) so you could relive the moment or two you liked.
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    Honest Trailers: Harry Potter Credits
    Directed by Andy Signore
    Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
    Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
    Episode Written by Gina Ippolito, Spencer Gilbert, Jason Shapiro and Andy Signore
    Edited by Dan Murrell
    Voiceover Narration by Jon / jon3pnt0
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  • @joaovc2002
    @joaovc2002 Před 7 lety +8223

    A huge man breaks into your house, treatens your uncle with an umbrella, and claims that you're a wizard.
    *Harry:* Seems Legit..

    • @katewilliams4819
      @katewilliams4819 Před 7 lety +275

      shut up and take my tuition fee

    • @thesychostrawberry7867
      @thesychostrawberry7867 Před 7 lety +37

      +MC Cooper AGREED

    • @elliepetrova911
      @elliepetrova911 Před 7 lety +346

      A woman you just met tells you to run straight into a brick wall
      Harry: Seems legit

    • @willsavage4429
      @willsavage4429 Před 7 lety +28

      Turn to page 63 to call the police.
      Turn to page 126 to most likely be molested.

    • @anna-kt3zw
      @anna-kt3zw Před 7 lety +183

      this is why harry was not in ravenclaw

  • @JingYuans_sparrow
    @JingYuans_sparrow Před 5 lety +10063

    The real question is: why didn't they study Latin if EVERY spell is a latin word?!?
    Except for ✨Eat Slugs✨

    • @slinky6481
      @slinky6481 Před 5 lety +498

      Some spells are Greek and some are Old English inspired, but yes, this is a very good point lol

    • @user-Xx0xxxxx
      @user-Xx0xxxxx Před 4 lety +288

      this is what i always thought, like learning latin would make a wizard so stupidly powerful cause they could easily craft new spells as the moment calls for it, cause its not like new spells are impossible to make, i mean Herominy made a spell for Harry in like two nights during the goblet of fire in antisipatian for the maze ("point me" points the wand northward) but then again that wasnt in latin soo...

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Před 4 lety +69

      What about spells in countries with languages unrelated to Latin? China, Japan, India . . .

    • @acleamofhope
      @acleamofhope Před 4 lety +65

      @@user-Xx0xxxxx That wasn't her own creation (at least not in the books). She got it from the libary

    • @user-Xx0xxxxx
      @user-Xx0xxxxx Před 4 lety +15

      @@acleamofhope according to the official wiki she created it herself

  • @rugvedtamhan
    @rugvedtamhan Před 3 lety +3188

    The real disturbing thing is that Fred and George had marauders map all these years but they never noticed that a man named Peter pettigrew sleeps near their brother everyday.

    • @elizabethjanetugby4695
      @elizabethjanetugby4695 Před 3 lety +112

      That is a good point!

    • @artimuos903
      @artimuos903 Před 3 lety +116

      Because they used it to find the secret passages and teachers and Filch patrolling areas not for spying on everyone.

    • @rugvedtamhan
      @rugvedtamhan Před 3 lety +89

      Yeah that is a thing that you never look for the enemy in your backyard. But they had it for 5 years. That's quite some time.

    • @JonathanSmith-ge4pi
      @JonathanSmith-ge4pi Před 3 lety +67

      @@artimuos903 Correct me if I'm wrong, this might just be a book thing, but I'm pretty sure they told harry in the movie that dumbledore regularly paced around his office. It might just be a book thing though. Also in the books, Harry doesn't see pettigrew on the map.

    • @chosengirlonfire
      @chosengirlonfire Před 3 lety +136

      I've seen a theory around with supporting evidence from the books that only the marauders could see each other on the map, in the book Harry never saw Peter Pettigrew on the map so the films got that wrong. Lupin did and he was marauder and it makes sense that nobody could see them on it in case someone found the map and therefore no one could use it to find them.

  • @HarryPotter-pi3km
    @HarryPotter-pi3km Před 4 lety +3903

    I was literally crying when he captioned Voldemort as Michael Jackson 😂😂

    • @broadway2340
      @broadway2340 Před 4 lety +22

      It’s the way he said it, that always gets me 🤣🤣💀💀 I can see michael Jackson playing him tho 😂😂

    • @okatefrioglu3392
      @okatefrioglu3392 Před 4 lety +4

      Crybaby or should i say cry croc

    • @georgia2418
      @georgia2418 Před 4 lety +36

      The Lindsey Lohan one!!!

    • @FilipSzB
      @FilipSzB Před 4 lety +7

      Deffo Profesor Hans Gruber :-)

    • @HermioneGranger-oq2ti
      @HermioneGranger-oq2ti Před 3 lety +2

      harry!

  • @JoyStar
    @JoyStar Před 7 lety +5755

    "The one everyone hates."
    This trailer is actually the first place I've heard of anyone not liking Chamber of Secrets.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 Před 7 lety +45

      zBruda whatever but most people consider it the worst,these guys aren't the only one,thats our argument

    • @shc2015
      @shc2015 Před 7 lety +316

      JoyStar even I heard it for the first time. it's one of my favourite too

    • @jasfay7219
      @jasfay7219 Před 7 lety +138

      JoyStar i know right, its one of my favourites

    • @rockinrodney5000
      @rockinrodney5000 Před 7 lety +130

      I was surprised as well, I quite loved CoS.

    • @lighttheskywithstars
      @lighttheskywithstars Před 7 lety +176

      Same here! I disliked the third one more to be honest.

  • @SunnyGirl310796
    @SunnyGirl310796 Před 8 lety +3718

    "The Goblet of Fire" should have been "The one nobody got a haircut"

  • @amandalopespontes217
    @amandalopespontes217 Před 4 lety +5475

    Only someone who has never touched the books, let alone read them, could say that Ron was totally useless.

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 4 lety +300

      Amanda Lopes Pontes
      Just because the actor is good at funny faces doesn't mean Ron is useless! For Petes sake...

    • @betelgeux6010
      @betelgeux6010 Před 4 lety +569

      @@liberpolo5540 they just literally took away most of his explanation of the wizarding world AND his bravery and gave that to other characters. mostly hermione. the director of the first movie even admitted that, because he just liked hermione better.

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Před 4 lety +142

      Alaric Stark
      That sucks balls!
      Such a pity. Ron remains my fav character though.

    • @greatness7619
      @greatness7619 Před 4 lety +57

      Yeah when in trouble harry could sacrifice ron to get some more time to survive

    • @hihey6972
      @hihey6972 Před 4 lety +103

      RIGHT I WAS SO MAD WHEN THEY CALLED RON USELESS

  • @user-cp8tv3bo3g
    @user-cp8tv3bo3g Před 4 lety +3829

    "superior in every way hot lady friend"
    accurate

    • @user-cp8tv3bo3g
      @user-cp8tv3bo3g Před 4 lety +18

      @@chrismarrello3546 HA!

    • @drewsmith4452
      @drewsmith4452 Před 4 lety +90

      Until she went batshiz crazy with feminism.

    • @tz1562
      @tz1562 Před 3 lety +67

      you obviously havent read the books. superior in every way? Lets see, she is smarter, the only thing i could think of. Hot? The only time in the books she could be considered hot is ib the yule ball. Go read the books.

    • @tz1562
      @tz1562 Před 3 lety +109

      @@drewsmith4452 Hermione isnt like that, thats Emma, but she is just wanting fairness, thats not wrong

    • @katarinateofanov
      @katarinateofanov Před 3 lety +66

      Hermione in books: nerdy, kinda annoying, has bushy hair and large front teeth

  • @AS-qi9mb
    @AS-qi9mb Před 5 lety +4950

    "And isn't it disturbing that this rat on Ron's crotch is *actually* a grown man"
    I thought this too

    • @anna.xo1
      @anna.xo1 Před 4 lety +113

      Also the fact that ron lets scabbers to sleep with him

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 Před 4 lety +104

      not as disturbing as the fact it lived with four teenage boys before

    • @illuminazi9208
      @illuminazi9208 Před 4 lety +21

      😂😂😂😂 I died when he said that

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles Před 4 lety +32

      OMG I just realized how creepy that is 😱 imagine if you're family pet just magically turned into a creepy old man!

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 Před 4 lety +4

      Uf, bleh!

  • @timothywong7280
    @timothywong7280 Před 6 lety +5328

    The one where the seemingly innocent teacher is evil
    The one where the flamboyant teacher is (kinda) evil
    The one where the seemingly nice teacher is really a nice guy (who'd have known?)
    The one where the seemingly good teacher is good but is actually evil
    The one where the evil teacher is evil
    The one where the seemingly between good and evil is evil
    The one with no teachers
    The one where the evil teacher is good all along and makes everyone cry.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Před 6 lety +148

      Nah. Yeah, Remus Lupin was nice but then again, he was also criminally negligent when he forgot to take his wolfsbane potion and let himself turn into a werewolf in the presence of schoolchildren.

    • @drishti4376
      @drishti4376 Před 6 lety +78

      Réka Hegedűs a mistake. I still like him.

    • @sophiamartinez649
      @sophiamartinez649 Před 6 lety +284

      For the 5th one: the one we want tbe teacher dead more than lord voldemort himself. 😂

    • @nicolejones7678
      @nicolejones7678 Před 6 lety +5

      Love it!

    • @andydelot6811
      @andydelot6811 Před 5 lety +48

      Slughorn wasn't that bad

  • @Owen-ub3fv
    @Owen-ub3fv Před 4 lety +2248

    I would say the Half Blood Prince is the one with the raging hormones.

    • @AjaySharma-le3df
      @AjaySharma-le3df Před 4 lety +111

      yes I couldn't watch it in front of my parents

    • @imnotsure870
      @imnotsure870 Před 4 lety +22

      Totally...

    • @luiswelsh7703
      @luiswelsh7703 Před 4 lety +83

      Considering in the books hormones actually talk and rage within Harry for Ginny, yeah

    • @eiselda
      @eiselda Před 3 lety +43

      Lol is it bad that HBP is my favorite probably for that reason?

    • @audreypastal207
      @audreypastal207 Před 3 lety +26

      The one where harry almost kills a man

  • @harrypotteroftherings5242
    @harrypotteroftherings5242 Před 3 lety +470

    The Actual Featuring:
    1. The one that started it all
    2. The one that everyone hates
    3. The one that everyone loves
    4. The one in which nobody got a haircut
    5. The one with the most hated villain of all times
    6. The one with raging hormons
    7. The one that you can skip
    8. The only one that got over 8 rating on IMDB

    • @meeraei
      @meeraei Před 3 lety +78

      Why everyone hate the second one? I didn't get it😂 confused because that's my favorite:v

    • @harrypotteroftherings5242
      @harrypotteroftherings5242 Před 3 lety +15

      @@drose91 I've read all the books and watched all the movies several times, and they are different indeed, but not less good, just different

    • @diogomarques9228
      @diogomarques9228 Před 3 lety +1

      @@meeraei yes second its great lol i only watch the first 4 until now i watch one by one and the bests until now are probably
      3,4,2,1

    • @diogomarques9228
      @diogomarques9228 Před 3 lety

      The order not the bests

    • @diogomarques9228
      @diogomarques9228 Před 3 lety

      @@meeraei update my order is 3,4,2,6,7,1,5 i only dont watch the 7 part 2 but i gonna watch this weekend

  • @RevanRedeemed
    @RevanRedeemed Před 9 lety +3000

    When he said "Vladimir Putin" I died

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      @SwagokuLion Před 9 lety +1

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      @RevanRedeemed Před 9 lety

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      @SwagokuLion Před 9 lety

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      @SwagokuLion Před 9 lety +1

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      @FuzzzyBear Před 9 lety +1

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  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis Před 8 lety +891

    Awww, come on... Rupert stupid face was one of the absolute highlights of those movies.

    • @sasaracreamsoda
      @sasaracreamsoda Před 8 lety +5

      maybe that's why they want to see the movies 😂

    • @dasom5395
      @dasom5395 Před 8 lety +55

      +Eter Puralis His stupid face turned out to be pretty good acting, in my opinion

    • @therealblackcatgirl
      @therealblackcatgirl Před 8 lety +1

      Exactly Eter Puralis!

    • @mckennaseegmiller7675
      @mckennaseegmiller7675 Před 8 lety

      Ikr

    • @alexw1698
      @alexw1698 Před 8 lety +33

      He's such a great actor to be able to pull off those dumb faces so realistically (I'm serious, he's awesome)

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios Před 3 lety +484

    The Battle of Hogwarts is practically a wizarding school shooting

    • @TheRealKat_
      @TheRealKat_ Před 3 lety +10

      Lmao

    • @HHHHHH-kj1dg
      @HHHHHH-kj1dg Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 Před 3 lety +12

      but students have guns too

    • @dinadina2000
      @dinadina2000 Před 3 lety +4

      Of the weirder variety where the grown man and his followers return to the school later on. But yes now I see it

    • @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar
      @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah some salty mf shoots up the school with three generations worth of followers because of power and glorified racism.

  • @EnoX-1988
    @EnoX-1988 Před 4 lety +203

    Pissed myself at "Vladimir Putin" & "Larry King" 😂

  • @kilo4b
    @kilo4b Před 8 lety +6916

    This actually makes me want to do a marathon on the series again.

    • @carmine374
      @carmine374 Před 8 lety +23

      Same

    • @ManuAnand97
      @ManuAnand97 Před 8 lety +46

      Lol. Just did mine. Finished in just one day, all the eight parts. Loved it

    • @Prechtl91
      @Prechtl91 Před 8 lety +33

      +Reika Uchiha I am reading the books right now. I don't know what to do with my life once I'm finished.

    • @anushaitnal9489
      @anushaitnal9489 Před 8 lety +7

      So true , even if I watched this trailer before watching the movies , I'd still go and watch them .

    • @siriastaandersen6076
      @siriastaandersen6076 Před 8 lety +3

      +Reika Uchiha same

  • @sandracaraballo9830
    @sandracaraballo9830 Před 8 lety +2284

    People...people hate the second one? Really?

    • @xSuperFryx
      @xSuperFryx Před 8 lety +45

      I think it's because it was just a duplicate of the original.

    • @lashes0409
      @lashes0409 Před 8 lety +49

      +SuperFry i watched somewhere that it's because it was sooo long but the second one is the shortest book in the franchise...

    • @chlebek2958
      @chlebek2958 Před 8 lety +95

      +Sandra Karr Second was my favorite :

    • @lolobey1291
      @lolobey1291 Před 8 lety +110

      +Sandra Karr yeah i mean wtf !! that was the best one actually !The third one was the worst of them all

    • @pigster8
      @pigster8 Před 8 lety +2

      +SuperFry WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?

  • @farhanwahidadiath3583
    @farhanwahidadiath3583 Před 4 lety +481

    You missed Starring, the word 'Brilliant' & 'Snogging'

  • @daanamelink7148
    @daanamelink7148 Před 3 lety +52

    This Honest Trailer has the best 'starring' section out off all off them

  • @kristeaaa
    @kristeaaa Před 5 lety +2502

    "-British thespians, yelling nonsense."
    "Rebeus Hagrid."
    XDDD

    • @harel251
      @harel251 Před 4 lety +57

      lol he said thespian? i thought for sure he said lesbian

    • @jpmcardle7659
      @jpmcardle7659 Před 4 lety +7

      British and Irish thespian to be exact

    • @byventrex7597
      @byventrex7597 Před 4 lety +1

      @@harel251 I understood lesbians too :'D

  • @miaxx6229
    @miaxx6229 Před 5 lety +2590

    “And when child endangerment is totally no big deal!”
    “ seriously how have they not shut down this school yet?”
    “Why are all the bullies in one house -and why don’t they just expel them?”
    These are all statements that accurately describe hogworts
    😂👌🏻

  • @stalinmao14
    @stalinmao14 Před 4 lety +35

    Michael Jackson, Vladamir Putin. Honestly had me crying lol

  • @clementli9867
    @clementli9867 Před 4 lety +57

    When an evil, noseless freak tries to take over the world-
    *OMG I FREAKING DIED XD*

  • @3LeafClovers
    @3LeafClovers Před 7 lety +591

    "TEN years, EIGHT films, FOUR directors, and TWO Dumbledores." lmao

  • @mayadare
    @mayadare Před 6 lety +4118

    The fourth one is ACTUALLY named "the year where nobody got hair cuts" now that's just common sense

  • @allison6792
    @allison6792 Před 3 lety +37

    “An evil nose-less freak”
    Pretty accurate description😂

  • @Busher50
    @Busher50 Před 4 lety +137

    The "Starring" part was one of the best 😂

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 3 lety

      IK!!

    • @somav8
      @somav8 Před 3 lety +1

      No the fourth they had more than one heartthrob

    • @Busher50
      @Busher50 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Michael Jackson.. Lindsay Lohan 😂😂😂

  • @AceRasputin
    @AceRasputin Před 8 lety +2186

    Did Gred and Forge have the Marauder's Map in the first two movies? Cause if so....They saw that Ron was sleeping with someone named Peter every night and never thought anything of it...

    • @smolbeanmeola8644
      @smolbeanmeola8644 Před 8 lety +201

      I thought that was weird too. Heh, Gred and Foerge.

    • @imapersondealwithit8972
      @imapersondealwithit8972 Před 8 lety +64

      +Caleb Peace
      OH MY GAWD! X'D

    • @Anna-nh7dm
      @Anna-nh7dm Před 8 lety +11

      +Caleb Peace oh my gosh................. HAHAHA

    • @imapersondealwithit8972
      @imapersondealwithit8972 Před 8 lety +215

      Janna Lionheart Wait, if they couldn't see him in his animagus form on the map, then how come Harry could see him on the map when he was walking around at night?

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin Před 8 lety +76

      So they never coincidentally saw Ron's name? or committed mischief in the boys dorm, or glanced at the boy's dorm while looking at the map? If you're looking a a road map, you aren't going to ONLY see the road you're looking for, unless you already know where the road is, and if that's the case, why are you looking at a map?

  • @Eman_ly
    @Eman_ly Před 5 lety +1603

    “Gandalf the Gay” lmao

  • @TheRennanAgnus
    @TheRennanAgnus Před rokem +14

    It's been almost 10 years now, and that "pervs" joke still gets me every single time.

  • @asilbekboboyev2706
    @asilbekboboyev2706 Před 4 lety +154

    "Putin is a free elf"

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Před 3 lety +7

      lmfaoooooooo this is even funnier than the line in this episode hahahahahaha!!!

    • @HHoef
      @HHoef Před 3 lety +1

      Underrated

    • @dinadina2000
      @dinadina2000 Před 3 lety

      Well imagine it’s you’ve suddenly been given power over all of Russia in 2000, you’d feel free too

    • @lesleyschultz6846
      @lesleyschultz6846 Před 2 lety

      ROTFLMAO!!!

  • @einfachmia
    @einfachmia Před 7 lety +733

    Ten years
    Eight films
    Four directors
    and two Dumbledores😂😂
    oh my god that killed me😂😂

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful Před 6 lety

      😂😂

    • @Teags-ww6lp
      @Teags-ww6lp Před 6 lety +8

      it killed one of the Dumbledores too

    • @minervamcgonagall8805
      @minervamcgonagall8805 Před 6 lety +7

      Still prefer Richard Harris over Micheal Gambon... but oh well.

    • @user-gb6vw4qb9x
      @user-gb6vw4qb9x Před 6 lety

      Minerva Mcgonagall me too, Richard Harris was Brilliant, He was my 3rd cousin😞

  • @HBMHD
    @HBMHD Před 9 lety +1075

    "Your first erection" LOL.

    • @katie3250
      @katie3250 Před 8 lety +95

      HBMHD ......I knew I would find this comment

    • @israellai
      @israellai Před 8 lety +45

      it's true though. I'm part of that generation

    • @baskingbal1
      @baskingbal1 Před 8 lety +28

      I showed my brother that, he said "so true"

    • @tsukigalleta
      @tsukigalleta Před 8 lety +2

      +HBMHD As always, only directed to straight male fans. Why I'm not surprised? ¬¬
      The rest was hilarious

    • @HBMHD
      @HBMHD Před 8 lety +22

      tsukigalleta You mean like the comments directed to straight female fans on how hot is Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games' Honest trailer? :b

  • @jacobjeenaraj9048
    @jacobjeenaraj9048 Před 3 lety +42

    3:08 So true. Couldn't stop laughing

  • @floroliveto8531
    @floroliveto8531 Před 3 lety +29

    I came back just to hear "Ron really let himself go" once again 😂

  • @banditoburrito9719
    @banditoburrito9719 Před 6 lety +1509

    No trust me, the seventh movie made adults cry like babies to. DOBBY I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

    • @barendbob
      @barendbob Před 5 lety +51

      Here lies Dobby a free elf 😭

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 5 lety +11

      Same with the eighth, and the fifth and the sixth.

    • @saladcatroblox6353
      @saladcatroblox6353 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shirubionicle eight??????

    • @eleanor_72
      @eleanor_72 Před 4 lety +4

      @@saladcatroblox6353 Deathly hallows part 2

    • @noname-sk3hl
      @noname-sk3hl Před 4 lety +4

      I didn't cry in any part but this whole series was a emotional roller coaster for me.
      They grew up a lot.
      Edit : minus the second part tho

  • @jyoti4pras
    @jyoti4pras Před 5 lety +849

    Where one of the teachers
    Dead
    Lost his memory
    Resigned
    Trapped in a trunk
    Kidnapped by centaurs
    And
    Killed for a piece of stick

    • @ayesha295
      @ayesha295 Před 4 lety +9

      Lol...😂😂😂

    • @samantharobin1612
      @samantharobin1612 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao😂😂👏🏻

    • @caoimhejordan4047
      @caoimhejordan4047 Před 3 lety +28

      Year 6, the only year they didnt really lose a defence against the dark arts teacher

    • @raitorino7520
      @raitorino7520 Před 3 lety +14

      *ran away because he killed Dumbledore
      *got wrecked by McGonagall (Carrows)

    • @jeff_wolf2846
      @jeff_wolf2846 Před 3 lety

      And its totally ok to almost lose your life

  • @sidgoriya245
    @sidgoriya245 Před 3 lety +42

    "The one that made adults cry like babies" i felt it

  • @Darkreign1
    @Darkreign1 Před 3 lety +40

    They say that everyone is safe at hogwarts but it's actually one of the most dangerous places you can visit

  • @samhart51
    @samhart51 Před 7 lety +506

    TROLL IN THE COMMENTS!! THERE'S A TROLL IN THE COMMENTS!!

  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret Před 5 lety +1147

    I’ve never understood why in the the first two movies, Professor Flitwick is old and bald with long, white hair and a beard, then in the third one, he’s suddenly younger with a full head of black hair, glasses, and a mustache.

  • @bobbiems3154
    @bobbiems3154 Před 3 lety +15

    “And when I said hot… I only meant in the last 3 movies after she was 18”
    😂😂 I’m wheezing

  • @frogzlover
    @frogzlover Před 4 lety +25

    "Superior in every way hot lady friend" So true

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 Před 3 lety +1

      In every way except quidditch and really that’s it

    • @MrAvenged1994
      @MrAvenged1994 Před 2 lety +4

      Except for Quidditch and possibly Defense Against the Dark Arts

  • @mariakal605
    @mariakal605 Před 8 lety +645

    BOOK RON WAS WAY BETTER. I'm sorry, I just had to.

    • @tf7340
      @tf7340 Před 8 lety +53

      +mariaarakal I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so. In the books, he was the one that said that Sirius would have to kill him before he could kill Harry. This was while standing on a broken leg!

    • @cannonfodder8907
      @cannonfodder8907 Před 8 lety +30

      +mariaarakal book dobby vvas better too in the book they fleshed him out alot more in book vvhen he dies im like "OMFG NO NOT DOBBY VVHYYYYYYYY" in the movie im like "oh no the cute cgi thing that apeared in a single movie died..."

    • @bradledots
      @bradledots Před 8 lety +5

      +mariaarakal guys guys we get it you can read no one cares

    • @cannonfodder8907
      @cannonfodder8907 Před 8 lety +26

      bradledots
      *cough* dumbass *cough*

    • @bradledots
      @bradledots Před 8 lety

      awsomenamehere
      did i offend u lol

  • @goof-ek4df
    @goof-ek4df Před 7 lety +1275

    should do one for each movie

    • @doritaely5706
      @doritaely5706 Před 7 lety +29

      i completely agree

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 Před 7 lety +5

      No time for that with all of the movie coming out and all of the movies they haven't done yet.

    • @karencherry5454
      @karencherry5454 Před 7 lety +125

      +GTA5Player1 There's always time for Harry Potter.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli Před 7 lety +6

      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • @gracie4955
      @gracie4955 Před 7 lety +5

      Karen Cherry I agree

  • @arshiachoudhury
    @arshiachoudhury Před 4 lety +85

    “British thespians yelling nonsense” *Dumbledore says Rubeus Hagrid*

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Před 4 lety +206

    "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
    - I *FIND* this very insulting!

    • @ctehdz
      @ctehdz Před 4 lety

      Where did he say that?

    • @lukemcdermottgrandpre629
      @lukemcdermottgrandpre629 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ctehdz It's a very potter musical reference. I don't believe it was mentioned in the video.

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 Před 4 lety +12

      I feel like hufflepuff is where Rowling chucked all the somewhat-important-yet-mostly-minor characters that she couldn’t figure out where to put.

    • @RetractedandRedacted
      @RetractedandRedacted Před 4 lety

      Don't be such a hufflepuff

    • @georgia2418
      @georgia2418 Před 4 lety +4

      I thought they were Jigglypuffs...

  • @brian7128
    @brian7128 Před 10 lety +372

    Wait, everyone hates "the chamber of secrets"? I actually really liked it lol. I can't be the only one

    • @Posparovoz
      @Posparovoz Před 14 dny

      You are not the only one. There are flying car and Gilderoy Lockhart! 😎

  • @monaelisa8713
    @monaelisa8713 Před 6 lety +635

    "Gandalf the Gay" I died XD

  • @rainydaze1235
    @rainydaze1235 Před 4 lety +72

    "Battles that would've been way cooler with lightsabers..."

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 Před 3 lety +38

    This is my favorite honest trailer. It makes me laugh every time, especially during the > part. You guys are awesome!

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz Před 5 lety +516

    Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry.
    Harry: You're a hairy wizard.

    • @TheRealKat_
      @TheRealKat_ Před 3 lety +11

      Underrated comment

    • @shreenidhi1585
      @shreenidhi1585 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂 Hagrid - get this man a wand !

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz Před 3 lety +1

      @@drose91 nah, most of it was still there after that

  • @FourTunes1207
    @FourTunes1207 Před 8 lety +360

    Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, Vladimir Putin and Larry King!! loooool I died

    • @juyalashutoshe
      @juyalashutoshe Před 8 lety

      yes!!!

    • @PrinceOfMadness
      @PrinceOfMadness Před 8 lety

      +Tony Scott and Warwick Davis

    • @Xomsabre
      @Xomsabre Před 8 lety +5

      +supergailey1 and Warwick Davis
      Seriously...I wonder how much the dude got paid....he played literally every Goblin in the series, plus a few other short people.

    • @alejandroyava
      @alejandroyava Před 8 lety +4

      +Tony Scott Dont forget HODOR!

    • @ShadoeLass
      @ShadoeLass Před 8 lety +1

      +Tony Scott "youre first erection"

  • @leeand2790
    @leeand2790 Před 4 lety +105

    "And where child endangerment, is no big deal"...
    "Seriously, How is this school not shut down?"

    • @leohaddad9225
      @leohaddad9225 Před 3 lety +2

      Well I guess if you break your arm, it will be fixed in like 30 minutes because of magic

    • @kxra0624
      @kxra0624 Před 3 lety +2

      That literally describes Hogwarts 😂😂

  • @cnsc8941
    @cnsc8941 Před 4 lety +155

    Ron is not useless, he supports Harry all the time, a genuine friend. He solved the chess puzzle in the first book, he saved Harry's life in the last book!

  • @DacuberTM
    @DacuberTM Před 8 lety +1049

    I think you might have missed Warwick Davis.

  • @lanajaleel
    @lanajaleel Před 6 lety +298

    Snape: A Ravencalw's out of bed...
    10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

  • @Annush674
    @Annush674 Před rokem +2

    When he says "Warwick Davis" in the last time.....
    Remind me "this is Deja vu" in "inside Out"...

  • @GuerillaGrodd
    @GuerillaGrodd Před 3 lety +11

    That was the absolute best cast lineup lmfao I was dying at forest Whitaker

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. Před 6 lety +521

    It took me about two minutes in to realise his voice sounded weird because he’s going for an English accent.
    Also, we call that a Train Station, btw.

    • @Greendragon434
      @Greendragon434 Před 5 lety +27

      Lumibear yeah, King's Cross is not a subway station!

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 Před 5 lety +3

      Even I know that and I’m a stupid American.

    • @michaelh404
      @michaelh404 Před 5 lety

      Could be a subway station, you've never been there.

    • @theknight4317
      @theknight4317 Před 4 lety +1

      It took me 7 years, mate... 7 years...

    • @dr4c0blade
      @dr4c0blade Před 4 lety +4

      Nope, totally wrong -- the voice sounds weird because that's the voice for the actual Harry Potter trailers. They say so in the blurb under the video. They even provided a link to prove it.

  • @lilyhealy3802
    @lilyhealy3802 Před 9 lety +318

    I'm surprised Malfoy's father hasn't heard about this 1:15

    • @jannabananatv5394
      @jannabananatv5394 Před 9 lety +1

      Lol so true!

    • @Gabriel-vc7ch
      @Gabriel-vc7ch Před 9 lety +13

      What could Lucius have done? It was Barty Jr. in the first place - not actually Moody and they were both working for Voldemort. What's Lucius going to do? Whine to the noseless snake? I'm pretty sure Lucius knew it was Barty and that they needed him to trick Harry for the ritual. If Lucius did know he couldn't and wouldn't do shit about it without facing his lord's wrath.

    • @kylielykins8582
      @kylielykins8582 Před 9 lety +1

      Defessus Noctibus It was a joke.

    • @Gabriel-vc7ch
      @Gabriel-vc7ch Před 9 lety

      Kylie Lykins I know. Just stating some things.

    • @jannabananatv5394
      @jannabananatv5394 Před 9 lety +3

      OMG why are you guys even arguing over this the guy who originally posted this was makeing a simple joke! God people are getting offended or whatever way too easily!

  • @user-ly9xl9zp1p
    @user-ly9xl9zp1p Před 2 lety +15

    It got me when he said “ an evil noseless freak”

  • @ronaldmcdonald1396
    @ronaldmcdonald1396 Před 2 lety +7

    1:32 these could all be the titles for episodes of friends.

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul Před rokem +1

      Yeah the one that you can skip would be the recap episodes.... And the second half of season 9

  • @steve-ks9df
    @steve-ks9df Před 7 lety +225

    They couldn't have expeled the Slytherin people because then all the pure blood parents would get upset and try to shut down Hogwarts, duh

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman Před 7 lety +25

      steve0793 also most of them aren't evil

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 Před 7 lety +14

      The biggest problem is that the movies at least, seem to really go out of their way to show all Slytherins as evil, or at least just jerks. Though honestly the books weren't THAT much better in that regard, but at least a little better.

    • @dominict9325
      @dominict9325 Před 7 lety +3

      Dude, Hogwarts should be shut down anyway. They don't even teach basic mathematics. Hokey nonsense isn't gonna do you a whole lot of good when YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE ECONOMY!

    • @lukewhite1249
      @lukewhite1249 Před 6 lety +1

      Dominic Tee that's way you have k-5th grade, they leave going in to middle school and already have earlier years of learning

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful Před 6 lety +1

      Dominic Tee haha 😂😂

  • @max6325974
    @max6325974 Před 7 lety +558

    i completely lost my shit at the starring part, one after another... How am i still alive?

    • @ruddthree8105
      @ruddthree8105 Před 7 lety +63

      The erection hermionie gave you.

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister Před 7 lety +12

      Maxwell Green michael jackson hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister Před 7 lety +13

      Maxwell Green vladimir putin hahahahahahaha

    • @Bttroll
      @Bttroll Před 7 lety +3

      Maxwell Green same

    • @gabyzico669
      @gabyzico669 Před 7 lety +4

      micheal jackson.... i can't breathe

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk Před 4 lety +40

    1:22 “seriously, how have they not shut down this school yet?”
    2020 here. All that child endangerment, some of which have resulted in death, and the one thing that FINALLY closes Hogwarts is... ...a virus outbreak.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Před 3 lety

      yeah we're back to school AMID a virus outbreak now :-(

  • @NatsumeMasakitheShawolSwiftie

    😂😂😂 at “the one you can skip”.
    True story: I actually skipped Deathly Hallows Part One.

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz Před 6 lety +311

    I renamed all of them:
    Harry Potter and the Magical Rock
    Harry Potter and SOMEONE CALL A PLUMBER THERE'S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE PIPES!
    Harry Potter and the Rat who Ratted
    Harry Potter and the Year Without Haircuts--or and the Safety-Code Violation Contest
    Harry Potter and the Evil Cat Lady
    Harry Potter and the Secondhand Textbook
    Harry Potter and....Everyone Dies! (parts one and two)

    • @claraspearinbelloch6907
      @claraspearinbelloch6907 Před 5 lety +5

      I love the evil cat lady

    • @iconberg4709
      @iconberg4709 Před 5 lety +1

      I have it with this motherf***ing snake, in this motherd***ing school!!!

    • @kalonacharjee1729
      @kalonacharjee1729 Před 5 lety +3

      Rat who ratted😂😂😂

    • @vibu9973
      @vibu9973 Před 5 lety

      Secondhand textbook🤣🤣

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz Před 3 lety

      Comment sections are tight no I didn’t...well, except for the haircut part. Someone else did mention that before I did.

  • @thomasntdt4828
    @thomasntdt4828 Před 6 lety +533

    R.I.P Alan Rickman, you will be missed

  • @mayarrajesh
    @mayarrajesh Před 3 lety +5

    is it just me or did he say "SIRIUSLY how did they not shut this school down yet?" 1:21

  • @justsomegachakid5674
    @justsomegachakid5674 Před 4 lety +9

    "the one with shovel face"
    Me at 2 am : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
    my sleeping sis. : wth is wrong with you
    Me : you wouldn't get it

  • @kswinton2666
    @kswinton2666 Před 7 lety +543

    "Gandalf the Gay" I died. 😂

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 Před 6 lety +7

      That wink made it even more priceless

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 Před 6 lety

      I lost the s**t at this, and "The one with a shovel face ".

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 Před 6 lety

      Anish Poddar
      I thought his eye twitched.

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo Před 7 lety +77

    "Let's just expell all the bullies in this school"
    - Said no school staff member ever

  • @AlanGarciaC.1093
    @AlanGarciaC.1093 Před 3 lety +34

    0:37 LOL
    Hermione got hot by the 4th movie and we all know it.
    That pink dress wasn't an accident.

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 Před 3 lety +5

      Nah hermione was hot from the beginning of franchise
      Atleast cute in the first film
      I am a straight girl btw

    • @angelicasimmons6858
      @angelicasimmons6858 Před 2 lety

      @@conserztasfia0078 I actually rank her at 4.5 or a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. Most probably think she's hot because they grew up watching her on the screen and so she's become their standard of beauty. I'm also a chick who's straight.

    • @famousbowl9926
      @famousbowl9926 Před 2 lety +1

      @@conserztasfia0078 tf that doesnt matter your still a creeper ! Eww!

    • @neosynth6209
      @neosynth6209 Před rokem

      >libright pfp
      hmmmmmmmmmm

    • @AlanGarciaC.1093
      @AlanGarciaC.1093 Před rokem

      @@neosynth6209 Idc tho

  • @williamchen1767
    @williamchen1767 Před 3 lety +8

    It was true when he meant Emma Watson was hot

  • @queenieanneumadhay1463
    @queenieanneumadhay1463 Před 8 lety +467

    Lost it at Vladimir Putin.

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 Před 8 lety +542

    "the one everyone hates" I personally like the chamber of secrets

    • @melvinshaw7574
      @melvinshaw7574 Před 8 lety +11

      The thing is, when you have eight perfect films, by default, one of them has to be not as perfect as the rest. If I were to list each movie from best to worst, Chamber of Secrets would probably be pretty low, only because one of them has to take the spot.

    • @karenblan4505
      @karenblan4505 Před 8 lety +10

      Melvin Shaw Yeah it's not my favorite either but I thought hate was a strong word lol

    • @samanthas6073
      @samanthas6073 Před 8 lety +30

      8 perfect films? Lmao

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 Před 8 lety +6

      +Melvin Shaw For me, it's Potter 4.

    • @jaymartinez55
      @jaymartinez55 Před 8 lety

      I know right! That's my favorite one too.

  • @charlottesavitz
    @charlottesavitz Před rokem +3

    “Wow, Ron really let himself go.” 😂

  • @user-uj3iv9lw7y
    @user-uj3iv9lw7y Před 3 lety +10

    "BaTtLeS tHaT wOuLd'Ve BeEn WaY cOoLeR wItH lIgHtSaBeRs" I'M DYING

  • @zacwells1922
    @zacwells1922 Před 7 lety +244

    What I loved the second. What is everyones problem.

  • @juicem1ne
    @juicem1ne Před 9 lety +497

    Ron and Harry are playing chess
    Harry:Checkmate!
    Ron: PERIOD!
    Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was bloody hell.
    Ron: Eh same thing.
    Hermione: ;-;

  • @sadieravenclaw5999
    @sadieravenclaw5999 Před 4 lety +1

    I’ve always been wanting you to make a HP video!!!!!!!!!Thank you SO much!!!!

  • @itsmemyzpac6139
    @itsmemyzpac6139 Před 3 lety +6

    “Superior in every way hot lady friend” Yeah, that really is Hermione.

  • @itsQUINNderful
    @itsQUINNderful Před 8 lety +420

    RIP to our half blood prince, Alan Rickman :(

    • @joerivera5482
      @joerivera5482 Před 8 lety +10

      The one that made me cry.... Alan Rickman has passed away following his battle with cancer. Professor Snape, you will forever be in our heart. Always.

    • @marcusgabrielson9616
      @marcusgabrielson9616 Před 8 lety +12

      "He was the bravest man I've ever known"

    • @isham2044
      @isham2044 Před 8 lety

      +itsQUINNderful ! I blame Aaron Ramsey and I don't even watch soccer

    • @jaxsonsha-hahour7894
      @jaxsonsha-hahour7894 Před 8 lety +1

      +itsQUINNderful ! its sad but im still crying

    • @carolinfulmer379
      @carolinfulmer379 Před 8 lety +6

      +joe rivera I can't even bring myself to watch the last Harry Potter movie. RIP Alan Rickman.

  • @hazelgriffin4336
    @hazelgriffin4336 Před 5 lety +246

    "Starring" was gold

    • @user-dz3nc1vs1g
      @user-dz3nc1vs1g Před 4 lety +9

      Vladimir Putin!!!

    • @silversunshine2410
      @silversunshine2410 Před 3 lety +7

      I love how after every three characters he says "Warwick Davis"
      😂😂😂

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 3 lety +2

      What’s wrong with Chamber of Secrets? How dare you?!!! That fight scene between Harry and the Basilisk was awesome.

  • @Statalyzer
    @Statalyzer Před 3 lety +5

    This whole starring section is so much better than most of the recent ones going on several years now.

  • @elizabethmorgenstern6938
    @elizabethmorgenstern6938 Před 2 lety +4

    “Why-“ lemme stop you right there, bestie. It’s because J.K. Rowling didn’t out any effort into worldbuilding.
    She dumped about ten thousand tons of twee British whimsy onto a twee British boarding school novel formula, and Americans ate it up because they’d never had either.
    It Ain’t That Deep the series.
    Ursula LeGuin was right when she compared it to butter on toast.

  • @nightcorevanessa8272
    @nightcorevanessa8272 Před 7 lety +735

    "And all the Slytherins can be expelled" DRACO'S FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!

    • @MsWatismyname
      @MsWatismyname Před 7 lety +30

      If you expel the Slytherins they will go(or be forced by their parents) to Beauxbatons or more likely Durmstrang.. The Dark Lord recruits way more people there.. Plus not all Slytherins are bad people (Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Slughorn, Narcissa Black/Malfoy) And I have this weird suspicion that Madam Pomfrey, the Healer of Hogwarts, is a Slytherin too.

    • @uwuhealingyou
      @uwuhealingyou Před 6 lety +4

      Regulus Black excuse me???

    • @uwuhealingyou
      @uwuhealingyou Před 6 lety +4

      Im rotten to the core

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 Před 6 lety

      Nightcore Vanessa I’m so offended 😂😂😂

    • @lukementessi186
      @lukementessi186 Před 6 lety

      HOGWARTS IS A SLYTHERIN?!? WHOMSTDVE?!?!?

  • @nirupamkhanal6466
    @nirupamkhanal6466 Před 6 lety +741

    How could he forget Warwick Davis? This is infuriating!

  • @mouradlovescarti
    @mouradlovescarti Před 2 lety +5

    "And when I called her hot I meant in the last 3 movies when she turned 18.... Pervs!" LMAOO

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 Před 3 lety +4

    I haven't watched this since before I read and watched the series. I'm back, its 2021, and this trailer makes so much more sense now 🤣

  • @KyProRen
    @KyProRen Před 10 lety +38

    2:26
    "This Rat on Ron's crotch was actually a grown man!"
    OH MY GOD, I never saw it that way before!
    MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!

  • @wem3121
    @wem3121 Před 5 lety +2083

    *the one you can skip* 😂😂😂
    Edit one year later: Gosh thanks for the 1k like I can hardly believe that 😭♥️

    • @Whatarenargles
      @Whatarenargles Před 5 lety +19

      I literally died!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samsamson9696
      @samsamson9696 Před 4 lety +19

      DrEamER erm... i think you mean figuratively cause if you meant literally you wouldn't be alive.

    • @Whatarenargles
      @Whatarenargles Před 4 lety

      @@samsamson9696 hmmm. Smart

    • @TheSamuelbest12
      @TheSamuelbest12 Před 4 lety +35

      It's funny because I think Part 1 is the most mature and better made movie of all the saga, it's my favorite of all them

    • @nathandrake1574
      @nathandrake1574 Před 4 lety +9

      @@TheSamuelbest12 and also the most useless to the plot

  • @isabelletrudeau273
    @isabelletrudeau273 Před 4 lety +12

    “When this evil, noseless freak threatens to take over the world” lol

  • @lovelyzza3694
    @lovelyzza3694 Před 2 lety +1

    Hahahaha..so far, this is the best and funniest ive seen of the honest trailers!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @redwolf5555
    @redwolf5555 Před 6 lety +366

    "the one with shovelface" 😂 twilight reference achieved

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg Před 7 lety +590

    My question: Why didn't Fred and George question Ron about the grown man sleeping with him EVERY NIGHT on the Marauder's Map?

    • @JohnSmith47534
      @JohnSmith47534 Před 6 lety +40

      because the map doesn't show Animagus unless you know about it. So they can see Professor McGonagall for example because they know she can transform into a cat but they can't see Peter.

    • @Meangrl19
      @Meangrl19 Před 6 lety +58

      I'm sure they weren't looking for where Ron was every night. It's the twins. Why would they be looking at the map to see where Ron was and keep tabs on him? Do they care: No. Is that what they used the map for: No. There are a lot of people at Hogwarts and the only ones Fred and George were concerned about were the ones that would catch them sneaking around Hogwarts doing stuff they weren't supposed to. They would be looking for where Filch was for example.

    • @r_and_om_me5203
      @r_and_om_me5203 Před 6 lety +20

      Harry didn't see him on the maps in the books...
      czcams.com/video/nMZlMD0Y7F4/video.html

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 Před 6 lety

      #team cyeborg that sounds so wrong 😂😂😂😂

    • @sagnikamitra6603
      @sagnikamitra6603 Před 6 lety +2

      Damn... You are a genius

  • @princess_tamia_25
    @princess_tamia_25 Před 4 lety +7

    *”Acclimated British Thespians yelling nonsense”* 🤣

  • @Hellnogizmo
    @Hellnogizmo Před 2 lety +3

    I love that they keep his name Shovel-face for everything. 🤣💀