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r/Choosingbeggars What is wrong with you people? Why won't anybody buy this entitled Karen a new iPhone? After all, she deserves it more than you since she has very important classes to attend, and she NEEDS a new iPhone! AND NO SAMSUNGS! Samsungs are for poor people (according to her), and begging on Facebook for free stuff doesn't make this choosing beggar poor at all!
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Hey rSlash
Both of my parents have Raycons and I always « borrow » them. Like every dayđ
Ewww, raycon
@@CanMav is this a joke isnt it
Part of my daily routine. I just feel empty, wrong, like im missing something when i dont eatch his new one.
As a nanny and college student, I see so many job listings requiring at LEAST a bachelors degree (some people want it to be related to Education, etc.) And the only reason is because they want to be able to say they have a college-educated nanny. Theyâll want someone bilingual, have interest in culture, hobbies, and someone who has travelled extensively, and when youâre a full time nanny, you have time for none of this since youâre practically raising someone elseâs children. I donât need a degree to make mac & cheese, buckle car seats, change diapers and participate in library story time.
I worked as a nanny for a titled family for many years. Professional nannies don't run errands or clean houses or, for that matter, use their own cars.
@@annalieff-saxby568 Yep, it's the nanny's job to take care of, and educate the kids. The cleaning is done by the maids and the cooking is done by the chef.
âYou will address me by my husbands rankâ
âOk missing in actionâ
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I needed this laugj
Ok, I laughed so hard that my side hurts.
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Whats that smoke?
CB: "Poor people's android!"
People with galaxy note: "I guess I'll just go back to my dumpster then."
Lol
People with broken screen iphone 6: "Yeah go back to your dumpster"
@Okuyasu Higashikata Your Caps lock is on.
iPhone are overated fight me
@jesse atala lol faxxxxx
The military Karen is called a dependa/dependapotamous.
Source: I'm a vet
I also get a kick out of Tri-Care-a-tops đ
Shit I was just typing this myself and saw your post.
How common they're?
And they have their own special subreddit, r/justdependathings
I never understood that. Do they just, like, not pay people in the Army well enough? Cuz you'd think they'd get paid enough to not have to complain about a few dollars. And if they're only getting a subsistence paycheck for fighting for their country, then what the heck is even going on with the military budget?
Karen: "I want someone who will literally manage my entire life for me."
Also Karen: "I will pay them 13 bucks an hour."
Yeah okay, give your entire finances over to someone who makes as much as a burger flipper. What could possibly go wrong?!
When they said they wanted someone who could tutor the kids in Spanish, I was thinking, oh yeah, I could teach your kids lots and lots of ways to say "My mom's a bitch."
I don't think this Karen knows how hard portuguese, Spanish and a bachelors is... Who in their right mind would acept a job like that unless its a creep or smt? On the bright side, i can call this Karen names in 5 different languages and she would think im teaching lmao
@@joanag9814 That's always gotten me about these sorts of posts, too. So if some dude showed up at your house, fit all these criteria AND was willing to get paid pennies... you'd really let them watch your kids all day? Really? Not gonna raise any red flags at all?
Someone:
âSure Iâll do itâ
**destroys Karenâs life**
@@danielgehring7437 Love the Miku pfp.
"I just wanted an iphone to feel accepted"
What're you, in middle school?
Sounds like the Vsco girls in my school đ
I will say that when I was in middle school, people didn't care whether you had a Samsung, LG, OnePlus, Apple, etc. phone.
@@wta1518 i didn't even have a phone then, but those really were the days
@@raiinefall well. we cant bring phone to school....
High school never ends.
Why does she say âMy Veteranâ? Is the Veteran her pet? Does she own her Veteran? Is this a dog? Treat your spouse with respect.
This made me think...if I brought a retired Military Working Dog to Applebees do you think I'd still get some free appies? đ
Very well said. My husband is a veteran, and I couldn't be more proud. I do t understand women who demand respect for what their spouse has done. My husband earned the title (and doesn't like attention for it). I respect hi. More for it.
Well, military dogs do live with civilians after they retire.
Does anyone find rslashâs voice so relaxing? Like, even when he does his Karen voice, I can always fall asleep to his videos đ
It's not just me? đ
Right I literally wake up to this
Bruh i use it to sleep
Agreed
RSlash has that voice that can wake me up or put me to sleep or depends on when I'm watching his videos.
That "Veteran's Day" Karen is called a Dependapotomus... đłđ
Learned from Angry Cops! đ
Yep
I bet there's someone like "Facebook for dogs? WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
Isn't that Facebook is?
@@ReigoVassal I literally said outloud "hmm, facebook for dogs, you say?"
There already is a Facebook for dogs/pets,search âZoopixâ in appstore
literally anything's better than twitter (don't flame me, I apologise if you disagree)
âI wanna be your nail tech but youâre too brokeâ OH!!! Choosingbeggars with a side of murdered by words. Tasty
I'll have to make a note of it in case anyone wants any of my [presumed] talents for free
âWhy wonât anyone buy me a new iPhone?â
Because no one in their sane minds wastes their hard earned money to buy an expensive phone for a Karen.
Yeah they'd probably be like: "AN IPHONE10? UGH NO, I WANTED AN IPHONE12!!! ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?!!"
@@skag_gully "Ugh, you won't even break into Apple's R&D department and steal me a prototype iPhone 16? Our friendship is over!"
Poor kids: Don't worry dad, don't feel bad about not being able to buy us food. We will help to afford food. We love you and mom.
Rich kid: WHAT!? YOU AREN'T BUYING ME AN IPHONE 12 PRO MAX AND A MACBOOK PRO?? YOU ARE FORCED TO DO IT AS YOU ARE MY DAD. I HATE YOU!!1!1!!!
Rich people are weird, they have all that money yet spend it on things which have no character.
Rich people are soooo weird. The iphone 12 pro max hasn't changed much, and at a glance its an iphone 11 pro max or maybe even an iphone xs max
That's why a socialist - communist society work well.... No rich's no poor only equal people
@@gerrard1144 it's about appearances. The actual functionality of the device is secondary.
If I were rich I will spend it on something wiser and better. Iâm not saying Iâm poor, but I ainât rich either.
CB: "I'm not discrediting active veterans or anything"
Also CB: discredits active veterans on VETERANS DAY.
To all you service men and women protecting us Americans from foreign invaders, risking their lives in combat, keeping people safe, and doing everything that I don't have the courage to do, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
I was legit getting pissed here, just cause the're new or still in service doesnt mean they dont deserve the same veteran's praise and appreciation as retired ones. They all go through the same training, serve the same country, let them enjoy the day thats just for them, bet if karens veteran was active shed be singing a different tune huh?
1:07 She's not only got a business loan for a MLM scheme, but also a student loan for a *philosophy* degree. Yeah, *that's* going to pay the bills!
Nanny post: "I donât want to be doing all this parent stuff, so I'm putting it all on some unfortunate person for $13/hr
Lmao seriously
The first Reddit post she said
I DINT WANT YOUR POOR ANDRIODS
but she has the Androids emojis
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Eh androids are better anyways...
Honest iPhone comercials: We just made it bigger and changed most likely nothing
@@DistrosProjects i think im gonna start an isheep war... Sorry
@@Pew-fs5nc but people still buy em because gotta get em all y'all
@@DistrosProjects me too
As for the jacket story, I actually hear this a lot - that many people abuse the donation system, and think theyâre going to get donated some ridiculously nice expensive thing,
And it messes things up for people who actually need some thing and will happily take anything
The military Karen is usually called a dependapottamus! Donât do a damn thing but want those perks
YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MY HUSBAND'S RANK!
@@tiredman99 hahahahahaha wonder if sheâll do his punishment for having a belligerent spouse??
Album Art: choosingbeggar is crying about paying OP even though, â I know my label will be paying for it.â
Yeah he was obviously lying about having a label.
CB: *Want's iphone*
Me: *Throws brick that says iphone*
CB: *:D*
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tried to phone but you don't have a phone so pfft.
I would blow in their hand and say âthatâs the newest model, the airphoneâ
@@dinokirbo3956 Prod them in the eye and say it's the newest model: The EYE-Phone. :P I'll be here all week! (not really though! I'll be at the pub! And not really the pub! I'm getting drunk alone! Duffman questions his life choices! OH~ NO!!!)
Pfft haha
I'm a singer/musician needing an unselfish female to drive me around....
Me: I have studied Serial Killers too long to know that has bad news written all over it.
Good morning and I hope you all have a good day.
If you live in a different time zone I hope you have a good day/night â€ïž
These choosing beggars are amazing, I just love them lmao
Dude this is so wholesome and sweet I think I got diabetes from it. Jk
Good morning to you to đ€
Good morning. Hope you have a wonderful day! Be safe
Doterra is for essential oilâs I just googled it
I knew it!!!
Probably an MLM
He actually covered a story very similar to this in a prior video almost a year ago! With the same reaction ha
Yep, its a mlm lol
Not to mention that they tell you to put essential oils into your water to drink them... Aaaah.
rSlash is like the only youtuber who is good at sponsorships, not degrading the video, yet still letting you know who sponsored them, and why you should get their product.
In the military we call those types of Karen's a dependa if they are decent looking or a dependapotomus if they are overweight.
Angry cops intensified
@@Josh-ed2ro lol love that guy
Does anyone remember the story about the girl who rejected her best friendâs dream college application because she didnât want her friend going to a college without her. I think it was AITA but I cannot find it... help?
Yes it was an AITA, titled something like AITA for rejecting a college application on behalf of my friend??
@@ayiniseasilyamused9215 has she posted an update? I really want to know what happened
@@dinokirbo3956 I hope her friend sued her for breach of privacy and sabotage
If it's an rSlash video, it's somewhere in this list: czcams.com/video/9o_z2gelAqs/video.html&ab_channel=rSlash
Isnât that the plot to one of those Netflix kissing booth movies
9:10 why does this sound like I'm just a house wife for them?
Also with that pay? No
Yeah, it's like applying to be a housewife, but with a college degree and a fast food job salary. They're funny
Me: *goes there to put together the play set *
CB: Oh you have nails to put it together?Nope take it away
Yeah..... we typically call the "Address me by my husband's rank" Karen a dependapotamus. That would be a whole video on its own reading stories about dependas!
âDonât you want to listen to puppy bloopers in the highest quality audio?â
...You make a compelling argument
I was just watching rslash r/choosingbeggars- and what a surprise, he uploads r/choosingbeggars
Me too!
CB: "...Poor people androids!"
Is that why you are begging for a new iPhone? (and literally everything else)
Damn that comment is good.
Ew the fact that he wants a woman specifically to drive him around for free is weird and creepy
Here's hoping the CB's a woman who just doesn't feel comfortable getting in a car with a strange man or something. Still a CB post, but at least it would make the request for a "female" less creepy.
"I WANT AN IPHONE!" "But, It's Iphone, u need a Uphone"
I think she wants aPhone
@@gerrard1144 I genuinely don't understand why people shit on anything that isn't an iPhone its just overpriced bs and they aren't built to last and need constant updates
@@problematicprincess6270 yea i have an android that saw a lot of trauma but is still working
@@6feetapartor6feetunder78 Same I have a Samsung Galaxy S8. And it's done me good for ages iPhones are getting too expensive.
@@6feetapartor6feetunder78 definitely their the twinkies of phones they last forever đ
"FaceBook, but for dogs." : FaceBark. I demand compensation if that name is used.
THE NEGOTIATIONS WERE SHORT
~ OBI WAN KENOBI (Space Jesus)
Itâs funny you described him as such because Iâve heard of a guy who cosplays as both very well
She literally took 3 months to hang up a picture
That entitled Karen finally finds someone who offers her a play set for her kids.
Karen: Really? For free? What's the catch?
Playset dude: No Swings Attached
Lmao my mom even lefts me alone at home and expects me to do chores alone lol and finish school works by myself XD Poor kids XDXD
What a good way to start the morning. Hope you all have a safe Thanksgiving!
OP: Makes a recording
RSlash: iLL tAkE yOuR eNtiRE sToCk
Lol going to college to become a philosopher and getting a loan to start at an MLM is literally the most Kevin thing I have ever heard
For the musician wanting a female, a drag queen should drive him
Rslash is such an amazing person and never fails to make me laugh his voices are on point ect hell probably never see this but if he does YOUR SO AMAZINGGGG
During he Nanny one I actually said âwhat theâ out loud
Yeesh....even Target is paying more than that baby-sitting gig requiring a bachelor's degree.
I bought a crappy looking play place on Craigslist a few years ago for $40. It looked horrible, but after I pressure washed and painted it, it looked brand new! I've found a few over the years, brought them home, fixed them up, and sold them for MUCH more than I paid. If you're willing to work a little, you can absolutely transform things, and make a decent profit.
9:13
That "parent" might as well put the kids in adoption, it would be cheaper, since paying for someone else to literally raise your kid may be expensive.
Good way to start the day with an Rslash upload
Choosing beggars is my absolute favorite! I love the whiny beggar voice you do!
âEither an angry wife talking about her veteran husband or an angry husband talking about his veteran wifeâ
LGBTQ+ community: am I a joke to you?
Let's just say first story: "At first yhea, thats off the philosophy. Oh wait..thats getting fired from a pyramid scheme xd
Me: DoTERRA? What's that? **googles it**
1st result: Essential oils
Me: Of course it is! I f***ing knew it!
The bf requesting his partner to ask their friend a portion of the car sale - sure thing nothing ruins friendships like those men
"How can I nicely tell my neighbours that we want something else?" You can't. You can, however, buy something yourself and set it up in your house, or give them to the neighbour if setting up your own Christmas display is too much like hard work for you.
[] It took her THREE MONTHS to decide which of the two pictures she bought she wanted to keep?
Help!
I can't pay my business loans so I need a free phone!
NO ANDROIDS THOUGH THOSE ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE!
I was waiting for this video to get out of bed. This jumpstarts my day.
I actually like Doterra essential oils but they are way too expensive..
Be mindful that although you may not understand the way a pyramid scheme charges, that doesn't necessarily make them too expensive.
Kidding. I honestly don't know how much those things cost, if they're worth the price they charge, or Doterra's price as compared to other companies. I don't buy essential oils.
But it was funny throwing that last story at your comment. :P
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Hehe, oh no, you're good.. You said the same thing my husband did.. He was like, pyramid scheme prices babe..
@@Swnsasy Amen to that. My husband and I were briefly involved in a pyramid scheme when we were much younger. When realized 90% of our sales were to ourselves, and the prices could easily be beat damn near anywhere else, we gtfo of that craziness.
ha 555 views and 97 likes, 0 dislikes! I'm earlier than a Karen to the manager's office!
Iâve spent the past year and a half slowly listening to all of rSlashâs videos and with this final one I will have watched every single one, including the ones currently out after this video
Military Karen doesn't even understand why Veteran's Day exists in the first place. 102 years now.
....when you listen to rslash so often and on repeat that you realize he repeats a story that he's already uploaded đ€Š
Lile 75% of this video is repeats
RIGHT!
"It's either an angry wife talking about their veteran husband or an angry husband talking about their angry wife." Sounds like you forgot gay people exist, rSlash. :
Oops
15:30 And that, kids, is how you get your IT guy to shut down the server on which your product is hosted, thus preventing anyone from using it, and delete the whole project from any online repository it is hosted.
My dogs always perk up and look around when your dog bloopers start lol.
"I am my husband's rank."
Okay then you should be fine with following military decorum, right?
Does anyone remember the story of the military wife in Japan who accused this poor fellow military wife (I think) of cheating on her husband with said husband because the races were different?
@Monique Star I do, watched the video rslash did when he read it.
@@MsKeroseneLamp Cool. I only ask because the statement reminded me of the story
@@mostar1219 yes
Hey Rslash, for future reference if itâs a military spouse that acts like that the nicer way of saying what we call them is a Dependa not a Karen just a heads up
Karen: I DONT WANT YOUR POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS
Me:but androids are better then iPhones?
Nanny position? Try being a decent parent. The nerve of some people pushing their responsibility onto others...đ
Didnât you already narrated the 1st post a while back?
He did.
So it begins, his passion is now a job. Its been nice knowing you folks, I'll be going down with ship.
Iâve been thinking this with some of his other videos I thought I was just going crazy but apparently not
Most of the posts this video were repeated. I think there was only 1-2 unique ones in there.
17 minute video, released 9 minutes ago already has 351 likes. Does anyone actually watch/listen to these videos before giving them a like? Just curious
In the process I guess :)
What makes the veteran one even better is that, veteran's day if actually for anyone who Is currently or previously in the military, but memorial day is for those who died in war. I learned this in jrotc.
the Lowe's phone number part is just awesome đ
CBs: *exist*
Me: WHY ARE THEY THROWING AWAY THEIR BRAIN?!
Saw a person ask for a ps5 for 500.
Thought it would fit.
Hi rslash.
Um... The PS5 costs $500 essentially... or is it more expensive?
@@bachboy678 I mean it is $500 before taxes, so either the person was a choosing beggar or doesn't understand how taxes work.
@@duckiegoMOO218 oh yeah... Taxes... Somehow I always forget about it. Thx for reminding me
@@bachboy678 of course! Taxes are weird and all that, so it makes sense to not initially think of it.
"new iphone killing my spirit" heres me with a 4 year old phone and doesnt care
âAfter 90 days youâre stuck with that item!â
âIn Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passesâ
Woah, never been this early before!
Same bro
Yeah I know right
And ?
Since you're this early, i demand your channel for free, you'll also need to pay for delivery
Welcome to the *EPIC GAMER CLUB*
WE AINT NO SIMPS!! But this doesnât me weâre not nice to girls
4:00. Only lemonade to do all this? If I ainât getting paid, I expect a FULL MEAL lol
Live in nannies with that list of credentials, duties, & hours are paid WAY more than $13 an hour. That lady is high if she thinks anyone would go for this
Damn Iâve never been this early đ€Ł
We, in the military community called those spouses, "Dependapotamus". She went full Dependapotamus in her rant. We often call them "Dependa's" for short. They are basically Karen's, but married to military personnel.
Hahaha, the guy looking for a volunteer driver watched The green book one too many times đ
I love the way you pronounced doterra lmao, dooterra is so appropriate
Your videos are so relaxing and I respect you so so so much for putting the sponsor at the end not like in the middle like alot of youtubers and your voice is so nice to listen to
A grocery store near me offers $14/hr starting and almost full benefits after a 1 year...and you don't need a degree.
I just read the comments and I saw everybody saying "I got early" or something then I realized that this is a new upload LoL
8:02 They aren't looking for a nanny. They're looking for a second wife.
R/: Isn't that right, Yugo?
Yugo: *whine*
Beau (our puppy) : WHAT? Who dares summon me!?
"Please support the world's next greatest Philosopher."
Did anyone else get this from History Of The World Part 1 in their head? X'D
Dole Office Clerk : Occupation?
Comicus : Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk : What?
Comicus : Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk : Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus : *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk : Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus : No.
Dole Office Clerk : Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus : Yes!
12:40: Say what? Property taxes on a car? That doesn't make sense.
I was thinking the same thing. Once you own it you own it.
After the video ended I got a ad which shows someone PAYING. They looked happy and it was honestly hilarious after watching this video
My younger sister tried to blackmail me for an iPhone. She was makeing threats that she would tell are mom that I was getting high in her house back when I lived at home lol so I sent a screen shot of the conversation to are mom. đ It didn't end good for her. Oh and my mom gets high to đ.
For the first person, they couldâve stopped at tuition and gotten sympathy with other struggling people, but they just kept pushing and pushing
Me in my second yr of uni, looks down at iPhone 6. âOhhhhh, so thatâs why Iâm unpopular!â
I once came across something very similar to those 'Cheap nanny' advert when I was looking for a flat share. There was an advert offering to share the house with an Indian family. It said you had to pay ÂŁ100/month for rent (all bills included, not groceries). However, you had to drive the kids to school and pick them up, from Monday to Friday. And from Monday to Thursday, you had to take care of the youngest kid during the afternoon. During the week-end, you had to watch the kids from 9am to 5pm (I guess you had to cook lunch?). The bottom of the post said " Ideal for retired person or students". I did not know Reddit at the time, but gosh I wished I had taken a screenshot of that advert.
What they're asking is for someone to willingly accept a job that's one step above slavery. I sure hope no one answered this ad, because that person has probably ended up in indentured servitude by now, and possibly abused and deprived of their freedom.
@@miaomiaochan I am pretty sure it got reported and deleted, because it was up for less than a day.
rSlash...you got me hooked! edit...have binge watched way more than I shouldđ