The Fastest Talking Comedian You've Ever Heard. Myq Kaplan
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2023
- Myq Kaplan might be the fastest talking comedian you've ever heard, or he might not be, we'll let you be the judge. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Myq Kaplan talks about why he hats the final destination movie, college philosophy classes, and divorce, and he does it very quickly. Whether you're someone who talks fast, or you just enjoy quick humor, this clip from Myq Kaplan is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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"Everything you don't like in life will be gone when you're dead"
Funny 🤣
I love this idea.
thanks so much!
@@edithdlp8045 i very much appreciate it!
I know, right? Deep and funny at the same time.
Absolutely brilliant comedian. His timing is fantastic 😂👏🏾
thanks so much for your kind words!
My farts are funnier than this guy
His special "Small, Dork, and Handsome" is outstanding
thanks so much for watching and enjoying and sharing!
I would love to see his full special. He is very funny...or is he?
I see what you did there... or did I? 😂
Cerebral Humor. 😂 love it
One of my favorite styles of comedy.
@@fancyme.alter1311 i thank you!
Complimentary Comment. love it! thanks so much!
Myq is a brilliant comic. Fresh and funny. Lost of stuff I've never heard before. Really hilarious.. 👍👍♥️
super appreciated, thanks for the kind words!
It started slow but went great after about a minute. This guy is hilarious and profound.
this comment started slow but got great after about a second. this commenter is kind and super appreciated, thank you so much!
This was a full special in 10 minutes. Loved it!
and there's more where that came from! thanks so much!
Final destination made me aware of the dangers of driving on the freeway. Trucks with rebar or lumber strapped to the back…no thank you I’m passing you now. It was cheesy but it did teach me something 😂
i'm very glad to hear this!
I hope Myq reads these comments. This was a great set! I give it one star though because I am dumb.
haha this is a funny comment and i give it one thumb up because that's the only number of thumbs available to give!
His speed of talking is me if my mouth could keep up with my brain instead of going "... um... uh... chicken!" or whatever.
well thank you for doing your best!
Amen, brother.
He’s really good.😂
you're really good! at leaving nice comments! thanks so much!
This is my brain at work- got to be, busy, multi-tasking, very fast, non-stop, all day. I LIKE MYQ! I hope he comes to the Midwest soon.
thanks so much, from my brain to your brain! I LIKE THIS COMMENT! i appreciate you! where in the midwest are you? i'll be headlining acme comedy company in minneapolis july 12-15! midwesty enough for you?
4:02 That cackling dude made me lol at the tetris joke
Myq Kaplan is my all time favorite comedian!! Seriously entertaining on all levels!
thanks so much for the kind words! i very much appreciate!
Soooo, I did the math. That's 4800 hrs. And yes, I did it in my head 😅.
Good for you. Do you want a gold star? ⭐
@notsure1969 no, I'm good. 😁
@@jenniferapplegate149I did the math in your head too! I got the same answer as a result... 😂🤣🙂
Actually, I really did do it in my own head too. It's not difficult math, really. I used to do triple digit multiplication in my head with random numbers I saw on license plates, billboards, shopping carts, anywhere really, just for fun.... I'm obsessed with numbers and find them really fun! And I don't care if people say I'm dumb, call me a dork or a nerd or otherwise insult me because of it. In fact, I'm well aware that simply writing this comment will end up drawing even more than if I left this last part out. But I'm ok with it. Haha! 💙💙💙
thank you for doing it!
@@bubzilla6137 i appreciate what you've done here!
He’s good 😂
YOU'RE good! (at leaving very nice comments that i appreciate! thank you!)
I’ve never clicked so fast on a video , LOVED this set
LOVE this comment! sincerely appreciate the kind words!
Very clever comic, love it! 😅
Indeed😂
Hated it!
@fubarlife7776 Hmm is that an opinion or a Men on Film reference? 😆
makes me feel like Louis Morissette or Louis-Jose Houde at times,
and the Dean in community
super appreciated!
SOOOOO happy to see Myq Kaplan!!! I've of my ABSOLUTE favorites!!!!
I AM EQUALLY HAPPY TO SEE THIS KIND COMMENT HERE, thanks so very absolutely much!
10 minutes well spent 👍
15 minutes of comedy in 10 mins. I'm not complaining!
@@erwark haha thank you!
thanks for spending it!
OMG, this blew my mind. So talented, cultured and sagacious. 🤩
thanks so much for these kind words!
Oh he is funny & smart. Rare combination.😆😆😆
this is a comment that is thoughtful and kind! a rare combination on the internet! thank you!
He could be an auctioneer. Funny tho!
Yes he can 🤣🤣🤣
lights, camera, auction! thanks so much for your kind words!
Ya gotta listen really fast!!! LOL
thank you for putting in the time and the work!
I loved him!! Very funny and unique.
i love this comment! very kind and thoughtful!
This dude is really good.
thanks so much! this comment is really good!
Love this guy. Been listening to him for years. Very smart, fun, clean humor.
i appreciate you! thanks so much!
He's new to me, but I'm a fan. And you're right, really good comedy doesn't have to be garbage. I look to Mark Twain as my measure against which other comics are measured. Myk's doing okay.
Oh this is the comedian to showcase. Myq is so underrated.
super appreciated! thank you for the high rating!
Myq, this is the first time I’ve seen you on CZcams since @Midnight…what a delight!
i'm so glad! thanks for watching and enjoying! this COMMENT is a delight! thank you!
Funny guy!😅
appreciated comment! thanks so much!
Oh great, now I have to find all of his comedy and watch it because I enjoyed this so much. If only he collated it into a convenient place for people like me to watch it all easily like so many other comedians have done... a youtube page, for example.
hello! thanks so much for this kind comment! if you're comfortable LISTENING to all of my comedy (as opposed to needing to WATCH it) then i would say any streaming platform (Spotify, Apple Music, etc) will have all of my recorded works collected there, about 6ish full albums of standup comedy at least. i hope that helps! thanks again for your kind words!
@@myqkaplan I realize most people have streaming platforms, but I can't afford them so I have to stick to free sources like this one, unfortunately. I found a few other videos on this platform, but I was strongly hinting that I wish you had more of a standup youtube page, or at least uploaded more recent performances to your current page. Not that the 15yr old comedy store performance isn't funny, it's great. It just seems to be the only one.
@@KatieGray1 hi! i thought i replied to this but i don't see my reply now, so at the risk of you receiving this information TWICE to make sure you receive it ONCE: my understanding is that you don't need to have a subscription to a streaming platform like spotify in order to listen to my comedy there. you may have to listen to a few ads and you can't download, but you should be able to stream away! regardless, thank you for your support here and happy all-the-days to you and yours!
So good, thank you!
so appreciated, thank YOU!
Great show! I laughed the whole time!
thank you so much! that was my goal!
🎉the tetris joke had me crying😂
thanks so much for your tears!
If there was ever a did you see what I did there moment, waking up before the movie was it.
i see what you're doing here! and i appreciate it!
Brilliant comic. I hope to hear more of him!
thank you so much! i hope you hear more of me also! there's plenty out there for you to hear! i recommend one of my most recent albums, "AKA," on most streaming platforms! or i recommend living your life however you choose! thanks again!
Stay for the TETRIS joke!
It's worth it, for the points alone!
haha thanks so much!
Plays better at .75 speed.
I spite you by putting it at 1.25 speed.
Funny at both speeds! 🤣 Thanks for the suggestion, y'all. 👍
@@AY-vc5dg haha thanks for putting in the time!
This guy's abstract funny😅
this comment is straightforwardly appreciated! thank you!
Very likable chap😊
same to you my friend!
Love this guy. Great show
thanks so much!
They did the same with Freaky Friday. Looking at that book cover felt paradoxical.
imagine if they switched the book jackets for Freaky Friday and Fight Club!
This guy is always funny!
i always thank you! starting now! thank you so much!
Maybe it's because I was a philosophy major but I've had most of those thoughts.
you know what they say, philosophy minds think most of those thoughts alike!
He's just amazing!
this is very kind of you to say! your comment is amazing and i appreciate you!
He is absolutely Haaalarious!! I 💗 smart comedians! 👍👏❤️🤣
i heart very nice compliments! thank you so much!
Very funny and original material, well done.
very kind and thoughtful comment, much appreciated!
Brilliant work 🎉
thanks so much!
Be bed be bath…. And beyond! 🤣🤣😹😹
thank you for watching and enjoying! i appreciate you!
Nice 🗣
you're nice! thank you!
Fantastic!
super appreciated!
@@myqkaplan May I elaborate briefly? The fresh look at things, the staccato delivery, the need for someone as ADHD as me to focus, it was all a delight. I seek out comics with a different approach, who don't rely on shock and lowest common denominator, and you really delivered! I hope you have as bright a future in comedy as this set indicates. Godspeed, lad.
@@plaintiveplainvanilla9729 may i offer my appreciation for this elaboration as an exclamation? THANK YOU! (welcome to the elaboration appreciation exclamation station!) sincerely, i thank you very much for taking the time to watch, enjoy, and share your thoughts! on an internet where people don't always do this, i always like to take the time to express gratitude when people are particularly thoughtful and kind. thanks so much!
I love final destination, all of them
they are indeed a lot of fun!
Thanks!
thank YOU!
Aw man!
This was awesome!!
you are awesome! thanks so much for the kind words!
He is great, very entertaining.
this comment is kind, very much appreciated!
This guy is fantastic!
this COMMENT is fantastic! sincerely, thanks so much!
He's fantastic. Very George Carlin/Steve Martin-esque
this is a very kind comparison! thank you so much, super appreciated!
Omg he is the best. Genius
YOU are the best! (at leaving very nice comments that i appreciate a lot! thank you!)
@@myqkaplanyou should make a separate channel and just post a bunch of your comedy shows there!
I enjoyed this
i enjoy THIS (very nice comment, thank you)!
He is quick! Fun
you are nice! thank!
Crazy funny guy !
a crazy thank you to you! and a sane one! thank you!
Mildly funny!
🔥🔥🔥
this comment is fire! thank you!
Awesome guy, hilarious ❤😂
wonderful comment, appreciated! thank you sincerely!
@@myqkaplan omg it's you! Dude, you are going places. The laughter was healing, I totally needed it! God bless your every footstep my friend👍🏻💕
@@hannahelorie2527 wow thank you so much for these kind and thoughtful words. God bless YOUR every footstep! (as well as all the times you're not taking steps with your feet!)
@@myqkaplan Lmao, true that!
@@myqkaplan I broke my ankle, I'm a schmuck 🤣
Lmao love this
thanks so much!
One of the best
one of the nicest (comments, thank you)!
He's funny
you're nice!
Great comedy!
super appreciated comment! thank you!
I like how he sped up here 7:12 😅
i like how you commented nicely right here!
Amazing and funny
thoughtful and kind comment! much appreciated!
Very funny!
much appreciated!
The app is GENIUS😂
this comment is APPRECIATED!
Wow, he's quick!
thanks for listening real quick!
Well done.
much appreciated!
Had me lol
thanks much friend!
😂😂😂😂this guy
much appreciated!
Good stuff
much appreciated!
FUNNY !!!
THANK YOU!!!!
Love it....thank you 🌹
thank you for this delightful comment!
So Myq is his name on his birth certificate? Was Michael too long?
Yes.
They knew if they made it any longer, you illiterates like you would not be able to read it.
it's short for MYQL. (jkjkjk it IS "michael" on the birth certificate. i just made up this new weird spelling when i was a teenager, around when prince changed his name to a symbol.)
I'm not sure what it means but he doesn't seem to be talking fast to my adhd brain
thanks for listening at the exact right speed!
Genius
appreciation!
6:55 yeah that’s why I tried to kms twice n wanna kms every day 😹😹😹 I don’t need to exist someone else definitely could’ve covered for me 🙃😹
i'm glad you exist!
(the universe literally wouldn't be the same without you)
This guy was pretty funny ... or WAS he?
🤣🤣🤣
this COMMENT is pretty funny! (or is it? [yes!]) thank you!
He applied his philosophy mayor in his act, or did he? 🤔🤔🤔
ha, fun! thank you!
I unironically want that app though
haha thank you!
Free range girlfriend hahahahahahahahahahahaha
thanks much friend!
Freerange girlfriend😂😂😂
thank you much!
😅
thank you!
Could Myq Kaplan be described as an incurable semantic? Asking for a friend. :)
i think i might be curable!
Dang, why didnt i woke up before watching this video...
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
thanks so much! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ to you and your comment! super appreciated!
old school KATG guy
it's true! thanks for remembering!
TikTok is like slow death by water torture, except it's short video torture leading to mental death...
What did Mr. Kaplan's mom did after giving birth to him?
She dropped the MYQ !!!!!
fun! i hope it doesn't spoil it if i tell you that i was caesarean!
@@myqkaplan all laurels to you, dear Caesarean lord ! ;) great humor keep the good work going!
@@WithScienceAsMySheperd thank you so much! kind words greatly appreciated!
@@myqkaplan google THOMAS LEVAC, francophone comic, you share some styles, but he screams a lot XD
Forget the like button, where's the 5 star rating? Myq Kaplan gets 8! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
compared to the stars in the universe, thats still low ;)
@@robmc120 I'm gonna need more stars ✨✨✨
this is a lot of fun! thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! (8 thank yous! and also 8 is sideways infinity so it's BASICALLY infinity)
@@myqkaplan great set sir,I enjoyed it
@@robmc120 thank you for the kind words, i really appreciate it! glad you enjoyed!
Haven’t seen Myq since Keith and the Girl.
do you still listen? i just did a Silent Trailers episode with them this very week!
@@myqkaplanthat’s cool, man. I quit listening way back when they broke up after the obligatory year fake staying together.
I always thought you were in the top 3 guests, though. Always solid.
@@mikea5923 thanks so much for the kind words, friend! super appreciated!
@@myqkaplan no man, thank you for creating the content that distracts me from everything else going on in my head, and for not being another cookie cutter comic.
@@mikea5923 happy to! and if you are in need of more content, i hope you enjoy my various albums and podcasts, none of which feature me being in any fake relationships!
That was so funny, now I know what it would look like if Eminem was a comedian
haha thank you!
👍🏻♥️🤣😁
thank you for these sweet emojis!