THE DAY TODAY - The Pool (Parts 1 & 2) & Extras

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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2011
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Komentáře • 82

  • @doubleRprodutions
    @doubleRprodutions Před 2 lety +10

    I was about 20 when this came out, and to this day (50) when my kids are messing about and I can't be bothered I'll say "free swim! Free swim!"

  • @dronebee83
    @dronebee83 Před 7 lety +24

    That bit with Rebecca Front and Patrick Marber is so well acted that I want to give her a hug.

    • @GuyWithACamera23
      @GuyWithACamera23 Před 3 lety +1

      I swear to god that happened to me once.

    • @cephalopod7300
      @cephalopod7300 Před rokem +4

      Just don't hug her in the chestal area, in this municipal borough

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel Před 12 lety +35

    David Schneider is really good as the Incapable swimming instructor. I always feel really sorry for him when i see him sitting cluelessly on the steps while the kids are messing in the pool. Lol

    • @ennbee2051
      @ennbee2051 Před 2 lety

      'Big' Davey Schneider! Come on, have at least SOME respect!

    • @electronicshobbyist587
      @electronicshobbyist587 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you for telling me his name. I always just call him Tony Hares because that was his name in Alan Partridge.

  • @jakestepney8318
    @jakestepney8318 Před 7 lety +13

    "Hello hello!?... I scooped a discharge out with a baseball cap!"... gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @TitanFind
    @TitanFind Před 10 lety +32

    To this day I often ask people for a key in the style of Tony Haase here. They're confused, but I enjoy it.
    "Give me a key! GIVE...ME...A...KEY!"

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Před rokem +6

    Doon Mackichan plays an infuriating jobsworth so well.

  • @stephenmcconnell1000
    @stephenmcconnell1000 Před měsícem

    "I think it violates the Health and...summink"
    "Look, you'll get an Early Bird swim, awwight?"
    😂😂😂

  • @KeithApp
    @KeithApp Před 3 lety +7

    He swam into Rebecca's Front! Her chestal area! 😂

  • @TheBootywest
    @TheBootywest Před 13 lety +13

    free swim!!! free swim!!!

  • @stephenmcconnell1000
    @stephenmcconnell1000 Před 2 lety +2

    Her reaction to the Frenchman saying "Sweemeeng. I... Go..." never fails to crack me up.

  • @WillScarlet1991
    @WillScarlet1991 Před 8 lety +33

    In 1980, some..ONE died.

  • @RexVergstrong
    @RexVergstrong Před 8 lety +14

    "To be furthered"

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 Před 9 lety +5

    What you have to remember is that in 1975 - no one died. My local Swimming Pool doesn't have a turd Tuesday - but does have a weekly wee wee.

  • @anorak103
    @anorak103 Před 13 lety +4

    I smile every time I pass that place on the bus

    • @cephalopod7300
      @cephalopod7300 Před rokem

      Where is it? Acton? Someone else says it was knocked down

  • @justinjha
    @justinjha Před 11 lety +5

    Thanks for uploading this. I had the series dvd but the scene about the cockroach was not on there.

  • @TheBootywest
    @TheBootywest Před 13 lety +5

    why hasn't this got more views?? quality!!!

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES Před 8 lety +18

    In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon

  • @garryharriman7349
    @garryharriman7349 Před 6 lety +3

    A forgotten gem.

  • @MrClassicDoctorWho
    @MrClassicDoctorWho Před 11 lety +11

    R.I.P Acton Swimming Baths. Useless Council. Too busy knocking down buildings from 1904, to realise the real issues in the area.

  • @bradders3949
    @bradders3949 Před 4 lety +4

    I cannot understand what the appeal of swimming pools is...this sums it up!

  • @moriahgamesdev
    @moriahgamesdev Před 7 lety +13

    Where were you on Turd Tuesday?

    • @justinjha
      @justinjha Před 3 lety +1

      I did 17 floaters

    • @igorbogdanoff4517
      @igorbogdanoff4517 Před 2 měsíci

      There were beads all over the place…. You were nowhere to be seen!

  • @MR-cc7zl
    @MR-cc7zl Před 3 lety +4

    As someone who simply cannot swim no matter how I try..this was poignant.

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep Před 5 měsíci

    Wow, David Schneider is _ripped_

  • @mickeywatson736
    @mickeywatson736 Před 5 lety +4

    Timeless❤️

  • @Irishmuffcabbagyurt
    @Irishmuffcabbagyurt Před 2 lety +2

    Anyone else notice the dead body floating in the pool at 5:25

  • @KaitainCPS
    @KaitainCPS Před 11 lety +4

    Holy shit, where did all this extra stuff come from?

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Před 6 lety +5

    I mean, I could go on...

  • @eddiepurple
    @eddiepurple Před 11 lety +3

    Yep, just noticed that the pool been knocked down. Utterly gutted.

  • @bradders3949
    @bradders3949 Před 2 lety +1

    The night security officer is so Peter Cook's E.L. Wisty

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick Před rokem

    "...I had beads all over the place!" 😊 😀 😝

  • @SuperSquishface
    @SuperSquishface Před 9 lety +2

    Seriously though, this is outrageous. I mean, that man...he used a baseball cap on Turd Tuesday? Why does he not have a fucking medal?

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES Před 8 lety +3

    It was fucking about in the rafters

  • @acetennischick
    @acetennischick Před 11 lety +2

    chris is ssuchh a legend

  • @pov_music
    @pov_music Před 4 lety +3

    Doon Mackichan looks great in those shiny blue leggings.

  • @Rex-dk1rx
    @Rex-dk1rx Před 3 lety +3

    No one died. 1980 someone died 😂

  • @SelectorJohnson
    @SelectorJohnson Před rokem

    “Mr. Linus is in the pool.”

  • @ryang790
    @ryang790 Před 6 lety +2

    'i mean i could go on...' 'no'..

  • @MassiveHorseOfficial
    @MassiveHorseOfficial Před 8 lety +5

    Were there some new or extended scenes in this version? I've seen The Day Today loads of times and don't remember the lost property cupboard or the woman who can't swim.

    • @FourJamLions
      @FourJamLions  Před 8 lety +2

      +Nightmares from the Discotheque Yes

    • @jollyrob
      @jollyrob Před 7 lety +1

      As the title says "& extras"

  • @FourJamLions
    @FourJamLions  Před 11 lety +1

    from the dvd extras i think

  • @emperororthopox1691
    @emperororthopox1691 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The stonewalling from the receptionist
    the anarchy of the childeren bits
    making that dude leave in a speedo because he lost his key
    the sus night superviser that dresses like a lady and is indirectly responsible for a death
    The staff on the verge of a purge over a cockroach
    Classic comedic literature

    • @emperororthopox1691
      @emperororthopox1691 Před 7 měsíci

      Runner up goes to the lady who gets run off because she can't swim

  • @ianryan379
    @ianryan379 Před 11 lety +1

    he would but no channel will touch him

  • @offrampt
    @offrampt Před 8 lety +3

    In 2015 no one died.

  • @lololamize
    @lololamize Před 12 lety +1

    Acton Poolhouse?

  • @jamesbarrett9323
    @jamesbarrett9323 Před 6 lety

    Coogs

  • @EnlargedPenis
    @EnlargedPenis Před 10 lety +6

    HER CHESTAL AREA

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music Před 3 lety +1

      I was a young man once, very nice i'm sure!

  • @leemorrison7113
    @leemorrison7113 Před rokem +1

    Give me a key!!

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer Před 4 lety

    6:42 If Id see someone do this, Id be pretty fucking pissed.

  • @markstartup3349
    @markstartup3349 Před 2 lety

    Tony Hayers..

  • @cdname47
    @cdname47 Před 11 lety +2

    I don't understand either where the extra scenes come from.
    I think the scene with the boy swimming into the tits is in one of the "minisodes" but not the "bad swimmer" one...where was that from?

  • @terrysmith3600
    @terrysmith3600 Před 7 lety +2

    Joan Baez protest song

  • @nath909
    @nath909 Před 9 lety +1

    ... And if you don't get the uploaders handle, huh well, you know nothing.

  • @cockshield
    @cockshield Před 8 lety +4

    In 2016 EVERYONE... died.

  • @rossuk123
    @rossuk123 Před 11 lety +1

    what about youtube ?

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES Před 8 lety +1

    Jst watch from 10:02

  • @hedleylamarr7283
    @hedleylamarr7283 Před 7 měsíci

    Greatest piss take of the media ever.