@@Strangesolstice bruh? I should play Yakuza but I don't have a Pc or a Ps4 I have a ps2 doe and a yakuza disc but the controler is missing also the power cord of the ps2.
Dude, if you're gonna platinum every single game in this particular series before moving onto the next one, you're never gonna finish it. Yakuza platinums are some of the most tideous ones to get. Not because of superbosses or legend (ok, car chase in 0 and Kiwami sucks ass, gonna give it that much credit), no, fuck that. It's because of these damned minigames...
It's so amazing, when I play this game it feels like I don't feel weird at all seeing all this scene for the first time. I was just sort of accepting it because I was so used to the bizzareness of the game (because I have played the previous games). But seeing this in out-of-context perspective really shows how weird Yakuza games are.
I don’t remember exactly haha I think they kills peoples who know too much about some secrets and they made it look like an accident or something like this
@@TheGlowingKebab I liked the transition to Haruka's gameplay though, felt refreshing tbh, but once it came to Shinada, I kinda wanted it to end sooner Edit: also the plot twist ending felt underwhelming
I thought that the Yakuza series was something immersive and realistic but oh boy i didn't expect that 🤣 It's like playing Saints Row expecting a serious story like gta 4
SUBERU! TOMETE!
"Yaaaaah!"
"Out of my way. I can't stop!"
"Fuuuuuuuuck!"
DARE KA~~~
@@MrFeelGoodJson24YTP "At least this is my way home"
Most cursed substory for sure
YOKETE
Yakuza 5 is the only game where you can fight a bear, have a dance off with an old woman and drive a taxi while following every road law.
And do inital d type races with a taxi that is more faster than a tuned car
And punch real god of mountain. Yes,It is real.
And teach noble man about love in order to learn weapon technique.
Why do you have to add in following every road rule
It's the craziest game of them all but has one of the most intense main stories
He fought the bear in winter, proving he is a Russian in Asian blood.
-stops a speeding car
-tears off a metal pipe
-beats a bear
What the fuck is Saejima?
Saejima
Well...its like description of Jimmy from payday 2, " Saejima is...well uh Saejima"
@@AngeryGuy huh i can see both majima and jimmy being buds😊
not to mention he beat down literal gods
@@Aura-wh2ox As a training
This is the game that really shows just how much of a beast both Kiryu and Saejima are. Hell, Akiyama too.
Akiyama is the true king of Kamurocho
Then,They give us goofball horndog best boi like Shinada! He's like another best boi of Yakuza 5.
The Saejima and Majima fight was something else
@@angelusvastator1297 Not to mentioned beat music choice! Reveive you and slash you is a bop!
Facts 3 legends and also shinada great edition!
I like how it goes from fat girl does a sextuple Summersault to man gets crushed by machine and tucking dies
To man beats the shit out of an old lady by dancing his heart out
As if context can fully describe this series
Good point...
This series is so bizarre, i love it
Its kinda like jojo but with no stands, its also a game
@@acealaker3109 there's a heat move in kiwami similar to the ultra fast punches in jojos
@@Strangesolstice bruh? I should play Yakuza but I don't have a Pc or a Ps4 I have a ps2 doe and a yakuza disc but the controler is missing also the power cord of the ps2.
@@acealaker3109 kiwami is on xbox one too if you have that
@@Comic3665 I don't have an xbox one it didn't get that popular here
Also we are poor😅😅😅
2:34 that was some clutch texting right there.
Why did Saejima even need guns for the Ueno Siwa hit. He would’ve been better off using his bare hands.
Strongest motherfker in the galaxy.
plot
Rubber fists
Those bears didn't stand a chance because they didn't go BALLS OUT!
KIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0:13 three boomers in front of a computer is the best title for it.
Kiryu might be gen X but he has the computer knowledge of a boomer
@@Not_Claptrap he's like 44 in 5, so a qualified boomer.
@@JacobTheCroc he was born in 1968 which counts as a Gen X
@@Not_Claptrap huh, didn't know that.
@@Not_Claptrap Meme wise. Boomers are anyone who are old.
However generation wise baby boomers are those born between 1946 and 1964
2:11 *B O N K*
1:00 how is it that i only just noticed the engine revving sound effects coming from this creep
Sex Drive: Kiwami!
And the amount of sweating going on
chainsaw penis
yakuza 5 was my first yakuza game. was i bewildered? yes. did i enjoy every second of the game? hell yes.
I played all of them in order but sometimes I do wish yakuza 5 was my first, it's my favorite lol
@@vlikevergilx2
2:35 "That's rad."
Ah yes Saejima totally not laying low by doing a bunch of bizzare tasks when the police is not out to get him
Saejima's just in a Metal Gear Rising plotline
3:00 Damn! Akiyama got better moves than Haruka
Who says man can't be idol?
Everybody gangster till shinada uses his dragging essence
Retweet
Shinada has the best red heat moves
Dragging deez nuts
Can't stop the Shinada train
you know...Saejima can never really see to catch a break.
Breaking out of prison, fighting a giant bear, almost dying in the cold, watching someone get murdered infront of him. He has it pretty rough
he can catch a car though so i think it cancels out
that damn "SUBERU" substory is bs. i tilt the stick /slightly/ and saejima just lands straight on his ass
I pressed "W" on a keyboard once and Saejima already flew into the air
4:00
3 Words
YA YEET!!!! BONK!!!
@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 lol you guys are funny
I'm so sad, I failed the noodle substory with Saejima cause I instantly walked forward into the man...
That’s some bs…I walked thinking he wouldn’t be there, but then I slipped on him with no warning
@@3Guys1Video same
@@ioszeged7274 yeah
I hate these out of context videos because it makes me just want to get through the series even more, but I need to get this goddamn Kiwami Platinum.
Dude, if you're gonna platinum every single game in this particular series before moving onto the next one, you're never gonna finish it.
Yakuza platinums are some of the most tideous ones to get. Not because of superbosses or legend (ok, car chase in 0 and Kiwami sucks ass, gonna give it that much credit), no, fuck that. It's because of these damned minigames...
@@bliczb8772 Having to learn how to play Mahjongg and Shogi just to get some damn trophy.
@@jamesmantil5186 i am currently in mahjong pain, itss the only thing left in 0 and kiwami 2
Is that like getting every game 100%? If so.. fuxk that you'll get tired of it
@@soundwave710 i've been grinding, y6 is done, y3 is nearly done while yk2, yk and y0 all have mahjong left.
y5 has still a bit over but its 86% done.
yakuza 5 truly is a masterpiece
“I feel inspired!”
“that’s rad!”
"Holy shit!"
I thiiink Yakuza 5 might've been my fave of Kiryu's games, needed more Akiyama vs Old Women though
We need more Akiyama. Shinada and Tanimura too
Most underrated game of the series.
It's so amazing, when I play this game it feels like I don't feel weird at all seeing all this scene for the first time. I was just sort of accepting it because I was so used to the bizzareness of the game (because I have played the previous games).
But seeing this in out-of-context perspective really shows how weird Yakuza games are.
Yakuza 5 is the japanese version of Taxi Driver *change my mind*
0:00 This has to be the slowest stealth attack that has no reason to work as well as it did
Lmao u shoulda showed the one when kiryu punched the guy for not paying in the taxi side quest
So glad on the ps5 we can capture/stream gameplay from the story now
2:01
*AAAAAARMMSTROOOOONNNGGG*
no wait wrong game-
It was all fun and games until I spoiled the fact Aizawa was still alive for myself
0:48 stole the friction from floor
Yakuza out of context are the best
*T H R E A T E N I N G M E N*
M E N A C I N G M E N
@@bridgetsawamura56 *M A S S I V E M A N*
@@walnutbread944 M R S H A K E D O W N
H I R O Y A E G A S H I R A
*M E N I N B L A C K*
1:00 my mom was sitting by the TV when this scene came on
Lol what she said?
@@megamuerte6934 she thankfully said nothing
@@bea3603 should've used Extreme Essence
I havent played 3 onwards but Kiryu is badass in this game oh my gosh
2:30 ok calm down Takamura
@@MexicanAmericanArts yes
1:42 no matter what Yakuza game it is, I always refer to Sotenibori as: “The place where Haruka watched an obese lady commit suicide”
4:05
This dude: gets literally murdered on-screen
TheGlowingkebab editing this vid: "HIRAMEITA!"
0:50 strange
Indeed very strange
1:56
thanks
“Yakuza is a very serious crime drama”
Ah yes
The Jojo of video games
The song with Kiryu dodging the missiles like a badass is called The Place where I used to be.
My Dragging Essence and Essence of Face Grating are the most painful Heat moves in the series...
For the viewer.
I usually do those on dudes with masks, sunglasses and etc
Don't want to be that bad of a bad guy, eh?
Yknow what the weirdest thing is the sounds haruka makes when you heal in her part of the story like uhh
2:35
i canNOT wait to play yakuza 5
playing yakuza 5. it's baller
@@ergy9132 Truly the best Yakuza game
1:53 nahhhhhh 🪦🪦🪦
This certainly deserves a like
4:13 Star Platinum ZA WARUDO
The best one
Well it's not like it would be any more understandable *with* context
Oh yeah during my ice mission when I had the ramen I fell first thing
It would probably be more confusing with context for some of these
Context will not help you though
4:07
4:11 jojo references be like: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
1:34 Bro killed Kanai 💀
Wasn't expecting the fart 😂
Nobody could’ve expected that
Dang I was expecting the otaku decal in here somewhere 😢
Jesus i didnt know you could do that 2:10
wait wtf there is a akyiama dance dance side quest??????
Yes, there are 2 sidequests where akiyama participates in a dance battle if I am remembering it right
Obviously!
kiryus seen some shit
The game is good, but too much Looney Tunes moments😂😂😂
this game need to remake
i like cars
There are too much metal pipe sound effects, I wonder why...
whats the context behind 4:05? after having played through every single game im bound to forget some bits
I don’t remember exactly haha
I think they kills peoples who know too much about some secrets and they made it look like an accident or something like this
I just finished Yakuza 5, my only complaint is, it dragged on for too long
Yes I didn’t care for Haruka and Shinada story it was too much at this point
@@TheGlowingKebab I liked the transition to Haruka's gameplay though, felt refreshing tbh, but once it came to Shinada, I kinda wanted it to end sooner
Edit: also the plot twist ending felt underwhelming
1:12
And I thought yakuza 3 was funny
most of them are cool lmao
What track is playing at the beginning
“endless fight”
0:55
Wtf is this shit?
Which substory is 1:25?
Shinada’s interview
Yep, Shinada's Interview, run into a guy that offers you a job
1:34/2:11/4:04
Bonk
Essence of Bonk
Finally! After all these years....I have them all! The trilogy of BONK! 🤣🤣
Bonk!
Not so tough now?
Boink!
I am owning you!
Bonk!
I am a Force-A-Nature!
Bonk!
I thought that the Yakuza series was something immersive and realistic but oh boy i didn't expect that 🤣
It's like playing Saints Row expecting a serious story like gta 4
it does also have a serious story though....
4:12 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERANCE
Naw
Contrary to popular belief: "Ora" and "Orya" aren't a JoJo reference. Both are a traditional warcry used by Japanese samurais back in the day
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola you know what they say the more you know
Welcome to russia
SUBERU! TOMETE!