I had a Whopper today at Burger King (True Story)

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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2018
  • Today I digress in detail about the lunch I had at Burger King in front of a Christmas tree wearing a festive tie in one take with no editing. Hollywood, eat your heart out!
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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 5 lety +425

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    • @samuel_2156
      @samuel_2156 Před 5 lety +2

      We love you John!

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      @miamiheat33162 Před 5 lety

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    • @GregoryWillTwitch
      @GregoryWillTwitch Před 5 lety

      TheReportOfTheWeek I find that surprisingly Burger King has the best grilled chicken sandwich out of Jack-in-the-Box McDonald’s Wendy’s or KFC... I would like to know what you think...

    • @hollywood8687
      @hollywood8687 Před 5 lety +1

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  • @skylab14
    @skylab14 Před 5 lety +429

    This is a short version of "The Odyssey", by Homer.

    • @wormgroup
      @wormgroup Před 5 lety +5

      To be fair this is probably more enjoyable.

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 5 lety +949

    Screenplay coming soon!

  • @pipepaz1670
    @pipepaz1670 Před 5 lety +736

    I did the unthinkable this afternoon… I went to Burger King, willingly, and it was an experience, I’ll tell you that.
    I don’t know how the idea came to me. You know, it’s like it’s one of those things where it just pops into your head. Like sometimes when it comes down to your eating plans, whatever it is that you are going to be dining on or feasting on or just snacking on for the day, sometimes it is a well orchestrated, fine tuned, well oiled machine where you have every single step planned out and you have it down to, not even just a minute, to the second, to the millisecond and everything is just exceptionally orchestrated as though we’re out of a Hollywoo movie.
    Other times, you’re feeling spontaneous. You just go for it. This was one of those days.
    I said “I’m gonna go to Burger King and you know what? No regrets! I’m just gonna go in and I’m gonna get something to eat”.
    And this is one of those things. It just came out of the blue. I wasn’t thinking about this last night, I wasn’t dreaming about this, I wasn’t anticipating to do a review, nothing. It just came to me all of a sudden, Burger King… I’m gonna go to Burger King!
    The determination was on another level today. That’s all that I could even… That’s the only way I can express it… It was on a completely different level. Because it’s a cold day today and, keep in mind, I’ve been in Florida for a while. It is freezing today. It is probably… I can’t really read what the thermometer says. It’s at the very least, It’s in the 30’s outside. It is a freezing cold today. Wind chill brings it down into the 20’s easily.
    I was looking… and it’s one of those days where any little puddles or lakes are frozen over. It is a cold day. It is harsh. It is dangerous. It is treacherous. I said you know what? I’m gonna brave that cold. I’m gonna brave the ice. The arctic winds, I will fight against and I’m gonna do what I have to do to take the 5 minute travel and get to Burger King.
    And I stepped outside and that wave of cold was incredible! and nature was fighting against me! I could feel that cold air and part of me wanted to say turn around, don’t do it, go back inside! Get comfortable and eat something else. But I fought against it. I persisted and I kept pushing forward. I’m not gonna let that cold stop me! I’m a man on a mission and I’m gonna go to Burger King! So I begin the travel, the journey.
    And this is one of those things that it’s like… You ever get that feeling where you’re doing something that you know, you don’t normally do and you’re kind of getting this feeling like, wow, I can’t believe I’m actually doing this. And perhaps sometimes it’s a pleasant anticipation, other times it can be a little worrisome. That’s what I was kind of feeling as I was making my way over to Burger King and it was like, you know, I can’t believe I’m actually doing this. I’m going over there, and that five minute travel seemed like it was at least 57 minutes long.
    When I finally got to the Burger King parking lot, I just had to stop and I had to just examine the Burger King edifice for a short period of time, not anything to long, but for a few minutes at least to just take it in. Number one: I reached the destination and I needed to take a, you know, size up this building. I needed to know what I was in for when I went in there, but I wasn’t just going through the drive-through, no, no, I was actually dining in this time around.
    I was sizing it up. I was assessing it. What am I going to be in for when I open those doors and set foot inside the almighty BK?
    So I was sizing it up. And after a few minutes, I exhaled. I closed my eyes and I took a deep breath and I was pumping myself up. I was getting psyched! I was saying “Alright, I’m gonna do this on the count of three. I’m gonna go in there and whatever happens, happens! One. Two. Three…” I made it past the parking lot and I got in. When I opened the door, it was eerily quiet in there, and that means one of two things:
    A. It’s just not a busy time, or
    B. They’re waiting for me…
    As it turns out, it was just, there wasn’t a lot of business. But I go in, right?. Let’s not… I gave it away, but that’s not, that’s… Let’s try not to… And I go in!
    The menu stands there. Like, you know in the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey? You know the black… What is that? The monolith? That’s what it reminded me of. It was towering over me, and I was trying to read every line. And I was thinking, It was very intimidating. I was trying to think “Get a hold of yourself, what are you going to get?”. I was feeling spontaneous. I didn’t make up my mind, I just knew I had to be at Burger King and I had to get something there!
    A whopper! One whopper! As is.
    I was served. I paid for it. Dine in.
    I could barely even get it out of my mouth at that point, but I kept saying “Hold yourself together! Just keep it together lad!” And what you have to do next is get some napkins. No drink today, I wasn’t feeling like going that far. Get some napkins and get to a seat. Okey. You got this! You can do it! You made it this far! You got to the Burger King. You got your food and now you just have to get a seat and eat it too. You are this far. Do not turn back! Do not waver! Do not give up!
    Very well then. I clasped the tray. Because they gave me a tray. You know, they like, you know how some places they’ll give you a bag and then… but they gave me the tray and I got the whopper and it was wrapped up, but it was on a tray, with napkins on the tray. I began scanning the restaurant for a place to sit. And then I saw it! Ketchup packets! And I didn’t really do anything with them, I just kind of looked at the ketchup packets and then I just kept going about my business and I finally found a booth.
    I sat in the booth. And at this point I was in the zone, I said “You know what? I’ve got a hold of myself. I’m just gonna eat this whopper and you know what? Where just gonna do it!” And that’s what I did. I sat down. I planted myself in that seat. I acted as though I was buckling myself in. I was in the zone at this point!
    I unwrapped it. I examined the whopper. I took that first bite and the whopper was fighting back! It was… the mayo (I forgot to get it without any mayo) the mayo was getting everywhere. It was getting on my face! It was trying to get to the suit, but I didn’t… that thankfully didn’t happen. It was getting on my face. The pickles were sliding out. Some of the onions were dangling down. But I kept chomping down and devouring this whopper burger. And I ate it. And you know what?
    The whopper was actually pretty good. I can’t complain. It was actually a pretty decent whopper burger. I mean, for what it was worth, if I usually get a whopper, it doesn’t have you know, I try to get it light on the mayo or no mayo. Because I’ll sometimes get a whopper from Burger King, but it was just a little too much mayo, you know? and I think that’s a universal problem. But I ate the whopper. It was pretty good for was it was. Job well done! So I threw out the garbage. I , you know, wiped my face. Got any remnants of the whopper off my hands. Make sure I was all cleaned up. Then I packed it up. Exited the building. And made my way back. Job well done, I emerged from the almighty Burger King victorious.

    • @retardationnation345
      @retardationnation345 Před 5 lety +89

      You're the real MVP for typing all that.

    • @LordZoth6292
      @LordZoth6292 Před 5 lety +50

      What's it like having even less of a life than the rest of us?

    • @aggressivelyamerican1551
      @aggressivelyamerican1551 Před 5 lety +18

      I wish there was a way to copy this but my phone won't let me

    • @Bassotronics
      @Bassotronics Před 5 lety +13

      Gosh damn dude! Thanks for the text! 👍🏻😎👍🏻

    • @Hotcalop
      @Hotcalop Před 5 lety +38

      Why would someone willingly spend time on writing a transcript of a 10 min. Are you from Reddit?

  • @JamesThompson97
    @JamesThompson97 Před 5 lety +383

    We were promised a "True Story". Instead, we got the meaning of life.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 Před 5 lety +438

    How can one man be so brave.

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml Před 5 lety +1345

    the only "storytime" youtube video i will ever watch

    • @nathicxd
      @nathicxd Před 5 lety +10

      JedDraws It’s truly amazing

    • @lucyhtml
      @lucyhtml Před 5 lety +2

      @@nathicxd 😎😎
      😎

    • @darkorys8012
      @darkorys8012 Před 5 lety +6

      I mean it's comical AF

    • @JoeBlow_4
      @JoeBlow_4 Před 5 lety +5

      John is at a different level.

    • @COJ.Island
      @COJ.Island Před 5 lety +1

      Hmmm ... ✌💚☕

  • @someguy1688
    @someguy1688 Před 5 lety +168

    “The whopper was fighting back” I’m dead 😂

    • @EnergeticMooMoo
      @EnergeticMooMoo Před 5 lety +4

      You bite the cheese the cheese bites back

    • @joelkelly5883
      @joelkelly5883 Před 3 lety

      Me too XD XD XD XD XD X D XD XD XD XD XDXD XD XD XDXD XD XDX D DX XDXDD

  • @Jules-dx3nu
    @Jules-dx3nu Před 5 lety +114

    This is the perfect explanation to someone of what actually having anxiety in public is like.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 Před 5 lety +192

    this is a story we will tell our grandchildren someday...

  • @dastanovich2476
    @dastanovich2476 Před 5 lety +278

    *Now THIS is the content I subscribed for*

  • @crimeing
    @crimeing Před 5 lety +56

    when you turn a boring story of going to burger king into a dramatic masterpiece, you're an absolute legend john.

  • @CRami90962
    @CRami90962 Před 5 lety +212

    Only you, reviewbrah, can turn a meaningless trip to BK into a edge of your seat, thrill ride of whimsical commentary about a place that has, overall, lost its charm. 😁👍😉

  • @marisa8235
    @marisa8235 Před 5 lety +1067

    You're the burger king

  • @TheAdventurousHermits
    @TheAdventurousHermits Před 5 lety +335

    I almost didn't believe this story but then I read the title and knew he would never tell a lie.

  • @BuzzDepartment
    @BuzzDepartment Před 5 lety +73

    Burger King CEO wiped the sweat off his brow after 9:17

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast882
      @CapybaraEnthusiast882 Před 5 lety +1

      RWD3 The king broke into his house at 3 am and dropped the sweat off his forehead with a glistening whopper.

  • @andyappleton3353
    @andyappleton3353 Před 5 lety +19

    I'm inspired by his brevity. Only 1 in a million people would have braved the bitter, freezing cold like he did. Most of us are frightened to try anything new for our own sake. But this man didn't do it for himself. He did it for you. He did it for me. He did it for us. He did it for equality. He did it for justice. He did it for heroics. He did it for humanity. He did it for those who have come before and for those who will come after. Selflessness is often spoken about but rarely acted upon. This man didn't just get upset. He did something about it. I want to thank him for his courage. Let us all give thanks. And remember to donate to wikipedia this month.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +237

    Nothing can stop Reviewbrah from eating a meal. Not blizzards, not snowstorms, not even a speeding car. Reviewbrah is immortal. He is the ultimate food reviewer, as every meal he reviews becomes blessed by his glorious touch.

    • @afro4640
      @afro4640 Před 5 lety +2

      Justin Y. All hail, Reviewbrah.

    • @Ramesh_002
      @Ramesh_002 Před 5 lety +1

      You're everywhere dude lol

    • @ravagethelegend6217
      @ravagethelegend6217 Před 5 lety +24

      You're a parasite, Justin. You dont even watch the content. You just hop from video to video hoping this infamy lands you relevancy in real life.

    • @scraps4728
      @scraps4728 Před 5 lety +1

      Amen

    • @theblackreaper4395
      @theblackreaper4395 Před 5 lety +1

      Neither can anything stop you from being at like every video on CZcams

  • @Cxrinae
    @Cxrinae Před 5 lety +95

    The only man on the planet with the ability to make a trip to Burger King sound like a thriller novel

  • @Ciryasil
    @Ciryasil Před 5 lety +54

    Genuinely one of the best stories you've put out in a while. 10/10

  • @insaneasylum7898
    @insaneasylum7898 Před 3 lety +6

    After 5 minutes of listening to this story I realized I have never been so determined to hear the outcome of a story about Burger King. We need audio books of this. You are great at telling stories.

  • @RTLife
    @RTLife Před 5 lety +405

    I never know if he is being serious or joking! The story of him fighting to get to BK is outstanding though

    • @tommy2buttz668
      @tommy2buttz668 Před 5 lety +11

      He had me with ' the pickle is sliding out'

    • @JP-ox3yx
      @JP-ox3yx Před 5 lety

      R/T Life

    • @bg147
      @bg147 Před 5 lety +4

      Sir, that is his genius.

    • @ecarlos2527
      @ecarlos2527 Před 5 lety

      well he lives in a warm area if you watch his videos

    • @chadretrofilms7824
      @chadretrofilms7824 Před 5 lety +3

      Is there one video on the internet where he breaks character? Is he more woke than the rest of us? Did this gentlemen hop in a time machine in 1940, and we're all living in his future? The world may never know.

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous Před 5 lety +291

    Take notes, Hollywood. This is how you tell a story.

  • @zalinuxdev7817
    @zalinuxdev7817 Před 5 lety +51

    Only this dude can make an interesting story out of going to a takeaway.

  • @antroidi7283
    @antroidi7283 Před 5 lety +23

    It's a good thing that you added that "true story" in the title cause otherwise I wouldn't believed that you had a Whopper!

  • @SenhoritaLx
    @SenhoritaLx Před 5 lety +113

    "and the Whopper was fighting back" holy shit

    • @DCM68W
      @DCM68W Před 5 lety +1

      dangling onions ain't got shit on our boy

  • @sn0lder
    @sn0lder Před 5 lety +76

    The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

  • @wwubwtndyoutube6027
    @wwubwtndyoutube6027 Před 5 lety +34

    Actual. Madlad.

  • @fleshmincer140
    @fleshmincer140 Před 5 lety +8

    This is like my inner monologue when I try to do something out of my comfort zone and I’m fighting with my anxiety, such as going to Burger King.

  • @miamiheat33162
    @miamiheat33162 Před 5 lety +127

    A whopper of a tale. You are the king of burger anecdotes. 🍔

  • @childofnature4402
    @childofnature4402 Před 5 lety +74

    Have they called you about hosting the Oscars yet?
    "Hello everyone, this is Running On Empty, Film review!"

  • @ConstanceFredericka
    @ConstanceFredericka Před 5 lety +307

    For 10 minutes & 31 seconds of my day I felt happier ... ReviewBrah has eased some of my depression, thanks💜

    • @darklord3861
      @darklord3861 Před 5 lety +22

      Everyone is depressed these days... Jesus...

    • @gladiator_games
      @gladiator_games Před 5 lety +4

      Your cute 💘🙂

    • @mintycookieseries7136
      @mintycookieseries7136 Před 5 lety +11

      He has a way of making things seem like it will all be okay.

    • @jakeplummer3362
      @jakeplummer3362 Před 5 lety +2

      What about the other 1 second?

    • @LN-lr4rg
      @LN-lr4rg Před 5 lety

      You really want a good night's sleep put this fella's playlist on for background noise. His voice is like a comfy blanket, no joke. Nite nite!

  • @age3801
    @age3801 Před 5 lety +14

    King Arthur, Achilles, Ragnar Lodbrok, what's that? Nah this is a true legend living among us.

  • @cade997
    @cade997 Před 5 lety +66

    "Hold yourself together, lad"-Absolute MadLad, 2018

  • @GathererThompson
    @GathererThompson Před 5 lety +3

    "No drink today. I wasn't feeling like going that far."
    Reminding me of a nice Hunter S. Thompson narration :)

  • @JoeyHeppler
    @JoeyHeppler Před 5 lety +2

    This is gold😂😂 I’ve never heard a more epic and interesting story about an ordinary trip to bk in my life lmfao

  • @Yarcofin
    @Yarcofin Před 5 lety +233

    As someone with social anxiety, this is literally what a simple trip to Burger King is like for me.

    • @user-tt2fh8nf1o
      @user-tt2fh8nf1o Před 5 lety +14

      I can relate, thank God they invented Cars and Drive-Ins.

    • @yordlop
      @yordlop Před 5 lety +16

      Review Brah has social anxiety too

    • @Dazz-252
      @Dazz-252 Před 5 lety +9

      Yarcofin same. Simple tasks become an event.

    • @Marcin-ic3zz
      @Marcin-ic3zz Před 5 lety +5

      @@yordlop Gods don't have diseases like this

    • @Aliens_And_Pyramids_And_Shit
      @Aliens_And_Pyramids_And_Shit Před 5 lety +1

      Same or a gas station to buy hot cheetos

  • @drew1427
    @drew1427 Před 5 lety +206

    You sure have the patience of a saint i cant go there they always get my order wrong at burgerking.

    • @eracli0
      @eracli0 Před 5 lety +5

      Drew142 same. Or I find a hair. OR BOTH.

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 Před 5 lety +7

      They never do that to me when I order anything at BK

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 Před 5 lety

      Nice pfp

    • @KlingonCaptain
      @KlingonCaptain Před 5 lety +9

      Of the hundreds times I've eaten at Burger King, I don't thing they've ever gotten my order wrong. Even at Taco Bell, where I've eaten thousands of times, I can count all the times they've gotten it wrong on my hand.

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 Před 5 lety +2

      Burger King, have it some way

  • @zylpai3268
    @zylpai3268 Před 5 lety +15

    Wow, Thank you for telling us this story. It was super engaging. I was on the edge of my seat when it got to the ketchup packets part. Is he going to get some packets? Is he not? I DON'T KNOW. So I watched and listened. It was absolutely brilliant. My favorite part was when you left the Burger King victorious. I love happy endings in stories, and I am super glad that's how it ended. I remember once when I went to Burger King for the same reasons as you! I entered the establishment, and order a chicken nugget meal. I walked to a booth that was gleaming from the florescent light above. It was as if the booth was calling my name. When I saw the booth, I nearly teared up from pure aw. I remember when I sat down at that booth, I felt a gust of unexpected cold air. Then suddenly I saw him. He sat in the seat across from me in my booth. It was God himself. I sat in disbelief. Tears riding down my face at a rapid pace. I felt like I saw my dead brother without it actually being him. At that point, god started to tell me that I am the one. The one that is supposed to save everything. As he continues to talk to me, I feel an uncontrollable force, forcing me to fall asleep. I'm out. Out cold. In front of God. After a few minutes I hear a voice.
    " Wake up! Wake up!" said a voice that seemed vaguely familiar.
    "Huh? Where am I?" I said in a still discombobulated state. I get no response. I look around and realized that I was in my bed.
    "Hrmm, I guess it was just a dream." I thought. I got up and put on pajamas. As I walk to my door, I hear a faint crying. It sounded like a grown man. It was a vague genuine cry, but it also sounded like it was someone playing a joke.
    I opened my door and saw the chicken nuggets I order from my so called dream. I started to walk to my nuggets, then God walks out of the other room!
    "Hi Zac. So to continue what I was telling you. You are the one. You bought the magic nuggets that will be wielded to save the world." God proclaimed
    "Wait what? Magic Nuggets? Why..." as I asked God this, he grabbed the Magic Nuggets and put them in my hand. He told me that every single one of the nuggets have a purpose. He starts to point to individual nuggets. "This one is for curing all illnesses, This one is for curing poverty, This one is for ending all current and future wars, This one is for ending world hunger, and lastly this one is for ending all crimes."
    After God pointed out all of the Nuggets. He also said " All you would have to do is eat the nuggets." As he said that, I looked down at the nuggets. "I have the power to change the world." I said with a maniacal look in my eyes.
    "Yes you do Zac, all you have to do is eat them." God said with a rushing tone in his voice. "You have a limited time to eat the nuggets or they lose their magic! Hurry up and eat them so you can save this wretched planet. Eat them Zac" yelled God at a fast rate. As God was yelling at me, I looked around for the Honey Mustard sauce.
    "Uhh God, there's no sauce." I whimpered fearfully. In an instant God begins to yell. Loud. Fast. He gets louder every time he repeats the phrase "There's No Sauce!". He started to expand like a balloon. Bigger and bigger until eventually he bursts into flame. Screaming the same phrase repeatedly.
    Then it just... stops. Everything around me has froze in place, as if some one pause a movie. Except I was the only one that could move. The Nuggets were still in my hands at that point, until they just vanished. Then God vanished. Then everything around me vanished. I was in a completely white never ending void. To top it all off, there was complete silence. As if I was in an Anechoic Chamber.
    "Why didn't you just eat the nuggets?" asked a lone voice coming from some where I couldn't comprehend. "All you had to do was eat the dang Nuggets."
    "Chamber # 439 has failed the test." Came another distant voice. I suddenly feel something being taken off my head. I'm in a brown chair that looks like it was ripped from an old barber shop. I sat up and instantly started to feel woozy. "Where am I?" I asked before I started to hyperventilate. In an instant, I passed out. After what felt like a few minutes, I woke up in the same booth from earlier. This time God wasn't there. I sat up and saw that my nuggets were still there with Honey Mustard sauce. I felt blessed but confused about the whole situation that concurred.
    I brushed it off proclaiming it twas just a dream. I opened the dark yellow Honey Mustard and started to eat the succulent chicken nuggets, and I can report that those were the best chicken nuggets i have had to this day. After I ate the nuggets, I threw the garbage away and left the establishment. To this day, I don't understand what the true meaning the the "dream" was.

    • @zylpai3268
      @zylpai3268 Před 5 lety

      I love you ReviewBrah

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip Před 5 lety

      @@zylpai3268 what an absolutely fantastic comment.... 👍

    • @zylpai3268
      @zylpai3268 Před 5 lety

      @@Sir_Catnip Thank you!

    • @zerodaepix6839
      @zerodaepix6839 Před 2 lety

      ITS CRIMINAL THAT THIS HAS ONLY 3 REPLYS AND 14 LIKES

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur Před 5 lety +7

    0:00 to 1:00, this is exactly what my life felt like everytime i left the house 5 years back when i had extreme social anxiety and agoraphobia.. Even a trip to the store to buy milk had to be pre-planned, what i would say to the clerk, how i would enter the store, how i would react to any probable unexpected events. Sigh. So glad i'm not at that place anymore.

  • @oanes8447
    @oanes8447 Před 5 lety +129

    My brave prince, stories of your daring ventures will be remembered for centuries to come

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 Před 5 lety +378

    SOMEONE CALL THE PRESIDENT

  • @thediesel387
    @thediesel387 Před 5 lety +2

    "I went to Burger King willingly."
    lol you're a wild man. I don't know how to summon up that level of courage.

  • @jamesdevine02
    @jamesdevine02 Před 3 lety +2

    This tale would make for an immensely thrilling short film.

  • @Hannalynn28
    @Hannalynn28 Před 5 lety +82

    Reviewbrah really took one for the team this time

    • @tommy2buttz668
      @tommy2buttz668 Před 5 lety

      He's currently on a saline drip IV for dehydration from exploding diarrhea.
      He's a God amongst mere mortals

    • @modus_operandi2508
      @modus_operandi2508 Před 5 lety

      God your beautiful hannalynn

  • @Slimothy
    @Slimothy Před 5 lety +175

    This entire video to r/madlads

  • @kstar2k
    @kstar2k Před 5 lety +5

    ReviewBrah! We need a modern day Christmas Story by the fire.. this could have been that moment. Still amazing.. Keep it Up and Happy Holidays!!

  • @Lilly-eh9rx
    @Lilly-eh9rx Před 5 lety +13

    I just sat here for 10 minutes listening to a man talk about getting a whopper at Burger King and remained entertained throughout the whole video

  • @Nick_Jarrett
    @Nick_Jarrett Před 5 lety +46

    or b: theyre waiting for me
    "get a seat and eat it too" good lord you were hungry

  • @sarazapp936
    @sarazapp936 Před 5 lety +16

    Best screenplay of 2018. The suspense was killer. A true artist.

  • @calendarpage
    @calendarpage Před 4 lety +1

    Oh my gosh. This is so funny. The part where you look up at the sign trying to figure out what to get is great. You look like one of those people John Pinette was talking about in his "Get out of the line" skits. I'm still smiling as I type this. Thanks for an unexpected treat.

  • @sebaschanable
    @sebaschanable Před 5 lety

    Definitely was on the edge of my seat! Great story telling! Always a pleasure to hear from you, sir!

  • @the.hinderwomann
    @the.hinderwomann Před 5 lety +18

    The way he can keep a straight face is just...... inspiring. Bravo!

  • @MissChristine
    @MissChristine Před 5 lety +117

    You are one fantastic storyteller.

  • @jamesdevine02
    @jamesdevine02 Před 3 lety +2

    I would purchase ANY audiobook if it was read by this beautiful man. He is truly an adept storyteller.

  • @alien11able
    @alien11able Před 5 lety +3

    I'll never look at burgers again the same way after hearing this report. Well done narration!!!

  • @VijiogFrito
    @VijiogFrito Před 5 lety +47

    This is completely insane

    • @realone3962
      @realone3962 Před 5 lety +4

      But in the best way 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ignaciofranzese6665
    @ignaciofranzese6665 Před 5 lety +40

    You should get the nobel prize of peace

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton Před 5 lety

    I love your humor and sarcasm! It’s perfect! Your channel is genuine and original.

  • @SupaMexican3000
    @SupaMexican3000 Před 5 lety +4

    "Dealing with Social Anxiety: A Short Story"

  • @imaairplane708
    @imaairplane708 Před 5 lety +66

    Last night I ate a McRib and got sauce on my jeans

  • @pgc2889
    @pgc2889 Před 5 lety +23

    Reviewbrah needs to narrate every holiday movie or story

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Před 5 lety +1

    As a Finnish person, it's so funny hearing him talking about braving the cold and ice, arctic winds of Florida and all that.

  • @RaphTheUnknown
    @RaphTheUnknown Před rokem

    This entire story resonates with me, holding yourself together in a public place is not easy. Such detailed explanations and imagery.

  • @tanyajohnson3241
    @tanyajohnson3241 Před 5 lety +9

    This was the most emotionally conflicted Burger King visit ever. Way to battle through review brah you are a brave man.👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kw0my827
    @kw0my827 Před 5 lety +111

    This needs to be on Audible!

  • @Andrea-es3mu
    @Andrea-es3mu Před 5 lety

    Spot on...it worked!... around Halloween I started tuning in...You R the man...keep doing what ur doing...
    I'm loving this cold Florida weather...have to appreciate it after our long hot Fall!...Floridafan..:)

  • @DJClicheDarkness
    @DJClicheDarkness Před 5 lety +1

    This legit is a story of triumph. One of my favorite videos you have ever done.

  • @sarahcrews2544
    @sarahcrews2544 Před 5 lety +12

    Jack London should have wrote a short story about this "To eat at Burger King"

  • @nigel0001
    @nigel0001 Před 5 lety +51

    You made a relatively incredibly boring story and told it like it was the last story you would ever tell anyone.

    • @ARC1300
      @ARC1300 Před 5 lety +2

      no lies was laughing my ass off, because this story was completely pointless. but in the way he told it, it was incredible. lol

  • @psy-locked2366
    @psy-locked2366 Před 5 lety

    Thank you for your story Reviewbrah, you really bring us a great deal of joy

  • @Pickelhaube05
    @Pickelhaube05 Před 5 lety +1

    "The whopper was fighting back" THIS is where our story teller broke through the 4th wall... Eons of oral history of the spoken word comes rushing back. Subscribed... if I hit that Subscribe button any harder it would register on the richter scale.

  • @JoeyPlaysGuitarJasso
    @JoeyPlaysGuitarJasso Před 5 lety +14

    This channel is so pure. Keep doing you, reviewbrah!

  • @alexspsychedelicchannel2521

    His sarcasm is as rich as dark chocolate

  • @TheNarf11
    @TheNarf11 Před 5 lety +125

    **When someone asks how old are you**
    I dunno between 13 and 54

    • @USAReject
      @USAReject Před 5 lety +5

      I wonder how many of his videos have this exact same comment on them.

  • @pennyc7064
    @pennyc7064 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Wow, a Burger King story I never knew I needed. You're the best story teller in the universe, it kept me on the edge of my seat that's for sure! I was expecting that you were going to tell us they made a mistake with your order.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67

    Christmas came early guys

  • @theawsomegermankid45
    @theawsomegermankid45 Před 5 lety +16

    this shit is probably the funniest video I've seen from this dude so far

  • @chrishunter7065
    @chrishunter7065 Před 5 lety

    I needed this video today. thank you

  • @kh-zv1rs
    @kh-zv1rs Před 4 lety

    Reviewbrah, your channel is wonderful & wholesome and I truly enjoy every video of yours. Thank you for the great content.

  • @angelhowlter1
    @angelhowlter1 Před 5 lety +16

    i am scared right now

  • @jasonb2733
    @jasonb2733 Před 5 lety +7

    I've only seen a few of your vids...but this was just epic man...epic!

  • @TheSupremeShogun
    @TheSupremeShogun Před 5 lety

    This was amazing. I need more storybruh

  • @46and25
    @46and25 Před 5 lety

    Man I love your storytelling, I was around when you first started. Congrats 🎉 on over a million subscribers. I’m about to eat a whopper.

  • @oskarforsberggg
    @oskarforsberggg Před 5 lety +21

    No kidding u actually had a *_W H O O P E R_*

  • @masterblassster
    @masterblassster Před 5 lety +14

    Your Christmas tree looks crooked ReviewBrah! Feliz Navidad!

  • @sarah8147
    @sarah8147 Před 5 lety

    You're so brave. Thank you for sharing this story with us.

  • @AWWx2
    @AWWx2 Před 5 lety

    I really was on the edge of my chair watching and listening to this one. We really need to see the movie when it comes to a theater near us !! Just kidding, of course, but YOU DO have the best personality and discipline for storytelling and reviews. Love your channel, and happy Christmas season to you and your family in Florida from one frigid Canadian !

  • @han36solo
    @han36solo Před 5 lety +10

    You are a brilliant improvisor. Happy holidays and please don't fail to eat your broccoli.

  • @sean262
    @sean262 Před 5 lety +11

    Merry Christmas, review brah!

  • @henotic.essence
    @henotic.essence Před 5 lety

    I demand merch of the KETCHUP PACKETS moment lmfao!!!! You're wild!

  • @Phoenixspin
    @Phoenixspin Před 5 lety

    I was definitely on the edge of my seat. This was brilliant! Please make this into a movie.

  • @ketoking9435
    @ketoking9435 Před 5 lety +5

    Got very cold here in England today,,,,couldn't resist a McDonalds,,,wishing Report n the happy family,followers a happy Xmas,,,,

  • @Jojje94
    @Jojje94 Před 5 lety +3

    When an ad infuriatingly interrupts Reviewbrah storytime. But you steel it. You bear it. Because Reviewbrah deserves those dollars.

  • @peachtrees_
    @peachtrees_ Před 5 lety

    Fantastic! Your sense of humor is greatly appreciated

  • @jimnewberry2759
    @jimnewberry2759 Před 5 lety

    You are hilarious, John! God love you and Merry Christmas!

  • @BradTheDCUniverseGeek
    @BradTheDCUniverseGeek Před 5 lety +8

    Best story time ever!

  • @franciscocid893
    @franciscocid893 Před 5 lety +7

    Oh boy I hope the video is as exciting as the title

  • @hutchstoxic8225
    @hutchstoxic8225 Před 5 lety

    I love this guy, he turns a story of him going to burger king into a highly detailed recount, with thoughts completely explained in detail.

  • @samaritan3712
    @samaritan3712 Před 5 lety

    Thank you, TheReportOfTheWeek! Very cool!