Jim Cornette on AEW's Injury List
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- čas přidán 5. 05. 2024
- From Episode 341 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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"I think Mercedes Mone has had an angle injury. Every time she does an angle it hurts her career." -Jim Cornette, 2024
I laughed out loud, nearly snorted
I refuse to believe Mercedes has actually been injured this long unless she has like no insurance
Her brain is one big angle injury
The only person that ever cared about Sasha Banks was that little girl that got the sunglasses
'you still got it'
*clap clap clapclapclap*
"That boy ain't right." - Shahid Khan and Hank Hill
Cocaine and cocaine accessories
Amazing
@@greghuffman3061I tell ya hwhat.
God dammit, Tony!
Even at 10 pm the boy ain't right
"I sell Outlaw Mudshows and Outlaw mudshow accessories." Again let's give Travis another round applause.
Literally just going to type that 😂😂
Cocaine and cocaine accessories
@@greghuffman3061I'll just take the cocaine you guys always try upselling me on this bull crap
Thats a mcdonalds straw 😂@@greghuffman3061
lol I just typed this joke then saw you beat me to it
Didn't all of the WCW guys get "injured" near the end, stayed home, and still got paid? "Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it" good job Tony!
Yup even Sting was doing it and Vince Russo pissing off Hulk Hogan didn't win them any favors
There contract was sit at home and get paid or end there contract and take there chances with Wwe
@@mcbubbles2492look at what happened to DDP, took the buyout and for what.
@@registereduserto this very day the way WWF treated DDP pisses me off. That entire storyline was garbage and I doubt Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes could have found a way to pull it off. Just another example of VKM being a child immature petty little bitch. Same reason he put HHH over Sting.
At a convention many many moons ago, I heard someone say something that rings truer than true…had Booker T been a white guy, they’d have buried him too! No doubt they were delicate with him being a black guy and not wanting to come across as racist even though HHH had already gone there. But at the same time, it speaks to just how awesome Booker was. He was able to overcome a pure burial intention and find a way to make the system work in his favor.
Not really they were paid to stay home
"Sit down Hank, Hank's wife".
I pop for that line till this very day.
Peggy: I dont know whats worse, how you treat your wife, or how you treat your son
Cotton: Well, think about it
Broken ankle, hit by bus, couldnt satisfy gigi dolin....id climb everest asap, stuntman.
He's gonna go put more hot sauce on his ahole
Still sees unicorns everywhere. What a modern Colt Seavers.
Many men (and a few women) have attempted to please Gigi Dolan and failed miserably.
@@asurlybarber3620wait he was dating Gigi Dolin
@@jeremiahnewson2260 Married from 2018 to 2020.
Cotton was the toughest bastard of all time. He didn’t ask for girlie gas. He would hate AEW. 😭
" now you listen to me Mr. Khan I got my shins blown off and was left in a ditch eating worms and maggots for protein for a week and still beat the Japs now you want me to lose to Pockets?!"
"My son's a pump jockey! He works at a gas station!"
Going off like Scott Steiner at Forbidden Door.
@@keni95851Pump jockey! Works for tips! 😂
@@keni95851It's he's a pump jockey works for tips.
The most incredible/unbelievable thing about Darby getting hit by a bus is that it was neither on-purpose nor part of a botched stunt. It just happened randomly.
Allegedly
I heard Rikishi did it.....for the Rock...for the People
@@ZartanDread 🤣🤣
Douchebag was probably riding a skateboard across the street
The bus was supposed to put Darby over, but he told Tony "That's not gonna work for me, brother"
R.I.P Cotton Hill 🙏🏽
“I cussed out fitty men” - Jim Cornette
And got sent to the WV Supreme Court arguing if anyone could actually say that many cuss words in such a short amount of time.
"Darby Allin: Broken ankle. Hit by bus."
New t-shirt idea Aew
@@user-rx2hw8up2jTony Khan might print those if it's trending on X
He was just trying to get off the roster
Gonna be the title of his biography
Bus: broken headlight. Hit by Darby Allin
Travis Heckel " King of the Hill"
23 1/4 ⭐️s
Is that you Dave???
That's just as good as 24 stars
Too high cause it's not in the Tokyo Dome....
@@mjcastro82It was in the Propane dome 😂
Junichiro Hill in the Tokyo dome wouldve got 27 1/2 ⭐s
Wonder if they all had to pay their medical bills out of their own pockets the way CM Punk had to.
I get the vibe he only had to do that bc he got on the Friends' bad side. If you're in AEW and you're buddies with the Balding Bucks you're prolly taken care of better I imagine
Well, to be fair, Tony's only just now hearing about it.
"Thanks Jim, that was great.🛎
I'll have to look into that ..."
Tony keeps signing talent, because everyone is injured, and then they get injured. Repeat. Repeat. And then signs the injured.
I honestly think most the "injured" realize they signed up to be on a clown show instead of a wrestling show & figure TK will pay them to sit at home. So they're just getting a paid vacation
"Undisclose injury" is the AEW way to say "They want to go to the WWE, but we can't let you know that"😂
Also, honorable mention to Max Caster, because he is suspended too🤷🏻♀️
WHAT? WHEN? WHY??? (In regards to Max Caster)
@@0newingedcrow because of his rap on AEW Dynasty
@@klawstecno2083 oh no... I didn't see Dynasty so I'm headed to Google right now. Thank you so much for the fast response!
@@0newingedcrow by now, i think you already see the clip😅
It was basically Max Caster saying that he would commit sexually abuse on Jay White🤦🏻♀️
Jim and Brian talked about it on the Review of AEW Dynasty, so when you have some time, go check it out✌🏻
@@klawstecno2083 you're right on all counts! That was insane!...
I choked when he said idc if they fix his Labia, he needs to stay out. 😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it at “Darby Alin… broken ankle, hit by bus” 🤣💀😭
Accident
Emergency
Wresting
Can we please stop referring to them as wrestling?
Lookup wwe injury list
lmao
Travis this thumbnail was AMAZING lmao
AEDubya blew my shins off!
AEDUB AEDUB AWDUB
More like AEWWII. LOL
Cotton was a tough old bastard. He could probably take 95% of the roster.
"Mah name is Cotton Hill. Ah injured fitty men"
Will Ospreay injury: feelings got hurt by Triple H so bad he didn't want to use the Tiger Driver 91 anymore.
I don't want to see anyone get injured but when OceanSpreay finally does in the slop shop that is AEW, the IWC is going to have a field day.
You forgot feelings hurt so bad he decided to resort to using a 20 year old joke about sleeping with the boss’ daughter.
@@robertnapier624That was still the worst comeback of all times. Maybe if Steph looked like a disfigured ogre, but damn….what heterosexual male wouldn’t hit that if given the chance?
They’re injury list is a lowkey fire roster
I remember the last Ricky Starks match when he " got injured" and instantly thought he was faking and now that his " injury" is undisclosed im sure now hes just waiting out the end of his contract
He is WWE bound as it's a guarantee, especially when he has Cody and Punk backing him.
Yea wasn't he there at Mania?
@@452syajowt He was there, I think he have been in Mania behind scenes to support Cody for all his Mania matches.
@@jeffmendez02 Thanks. I see him going to WWE for sure and I can't wait. I looked up to him when I was wrestling. Him, Keith Lee, Sammy Guevara and Athena were all locals back when I first started. Never got to onow him, but he is really talented. Sammy is a legit douche. Athena was an assistant coach of mine at one point. Very hard worker. Gonna pop so hard when Ricky Starks debuts in WWE!
@@452syajowt Exactly 💯 Starks will do business.
Hahaha Hank and Cotton!😂
Tony Khan, "AEW is the safest place to work." 😂
AEW is about as safe a workplace as Chernobyl's no. 4 reactor was in late April 1986.
And the staff working at Chernobyl that night were more qualified/experienced in their line of work than most of AEW's roster.
Plus, Anatoliy Dyatlov (the man in charge that night) was a much better personnel manager than TK could ever hope to be.
@@bury_the_elite65294And most of them died of acute radiation poisoning, which is about as painful as watching Dynamite.
Out of the "4 Pillars," all they got is JungleBoy, and it's real obvious he can't carry the weight like MJF or Darby. I wouldn't be surprised if the viewers keep going down
Cm punk being stuck in tower is more interesting than AEW has produced recently
Punk dropping a deuce is more interesting than AEW
Kinda makes Triple H’s comment about the grind hit home.
And Trips didn’t even mention ospreay by name. He could have been referring to any wrestler and any promotion. Wether it be aew, mlw, TNA or some promotion no one has ever heard of.
Remember when Tony Khan said AEW was the safest place to work? Anyone?
To be fair he was talking about the sexual allegations from that Jericho accusation, that was the question leading to the safest company phrase...
@@romelmunoz7957 Yet they kept Jericho and got rid of Kylie Rae... Sounds safe to me.
@@availxe8639😰
Cornette still loves him some MJF, but like what happened with FTR, "the bloom is coming off the rose" as Corny likes to say.
He didn’t say anything negative about MJF here though. He’s trying to save his career
It's an entire roster of injured and unavailable people, basically. But they won't learn anything from that.
But you can't feel sorry for them. They are all still making 6 figures while sitting at home doing nothing. They are living the life.
if you didn't watch wrestling for a couple of weeks and Heard Darby hit by bus you would believe it's a AEW angle they are so mental
Like the time Cena got stabbed in a night club by Carlito's bodyguard.
And you'd be certain that The Elite were driving the bus, like some screwed up version of the Rikishi/Stone Cold angle.
@@nickcrawford2456 they did it for the rock.
Growing up in small town Texas, I couldn't really enjoy king of the hill too much. It was way too accurate in what life was really like lol
254 area code?
@@452syajowt 409.
936. So pretty close lol
@bjg8638 Nice. I've read somewhere Arlen was loosely based off of the Temple, TX area. Hence the Army base.
@452syajowt I haven't heard that but it makes sense. They nailed the vibe perfectly.
I love the King of the Hill artwork. Cornette and Last really made my day about AEW
Fun fact: when I was 14 I also broke my ankle. Even had a cast. I was fully healed within 8 weeks........ I was also the same size as Adam Cole is today.
Broke mine when I was 18 in the military, was back in work Monday 😂
@@NJTRAF ibuprofen is a wonder drug
@@johnjones8888 don’t forget the tubigrip mate
Hank Hill thoughts about Tony Kahn: "That boy ain't right!"
Given what Guevara said about Sasha way back, I think she'd be entitled to hold a grudge and / or not be on the same shows as him.
Except for the fact that with the AEW crowd, Sammy will draw far more than Mercedes Money...... Tony should have the balls to tell her that she knew he was there when she signed, so deal with it.
@@johnjones8888 tony doesn't see it that way though, his likes his mercedes doll better than the sammy figure
@@DundaMifflin perhaps. Though as of now it seems he still likes his orange juice toy more than his Mercedes toy.
"But its safest place and greatest place to work". 🔔
Wrestlers who did stretcher jobs after being squashed by Earthquake or Sid were back quicker than the AEW roster.
You are so right about that!
This is like me testing the WWE 2k GM MODE lol
Ambulance
Essential
Wrestling
Indigestion isn't an injury, Keith. Stop eating all those Great Value crunchwraps Mis's been making, bro.
Lee is kinda pathetic
That's what happens when you leave him in catering for too long 😂
ALL the injuries are taking so long to fix because they have to pay and fix it all them selves
Because they don't have that top-guy drive of trying to always be in tv. If you have the mentality of catching a break and then coasting, AEW is the place for you. Plus it's not like they lose their push, no one gets over anyways.
At this point, we need a Jim Cornette cartoon with all this funny ass graphics
This has to be my favorite thumbnail art to date. Hell of a job, Travis.
"Dangit, Kahn"
Tony Khill: I snort cocaine and cocaine accessories
"I think Mercedes Mone has had an angle injury. Every time she does an angle it hurts her career." Legit LOL.
I want this thumbnail on a 5' poster above my guest toilet.
Jim of the Hill. I used to love that show. I haven't gone off it, just haven't seen it in years.
Hulu
I’m working while hearing this, when Brian said “hit by bus” I just started laughing like crazy 😂
"I AIN'T GOT NO SHINS!!!" 😂😂😂😂
And what about Marko Stunt who's trapped under the ring? He must be injured
Geez. What ever happened to him? People treated him like a big deal for a minute.
@mrwednesdaynight he got released ages ago
The "we don't run a sloppy shop" quote by Taz has aged like fine wine😂. Let's be honest, though. It wasn't a Taz quote. It was a buckaroo or a tony khan quote
One of the greatest thumbnails I've ever seen, just fuckin gold Jimmy 😂
That thumbnail 😂
I think Guevara is getting “Mone-balled” out of AEW. Also Starks injury is “waiting for his contract or his non-compete, to expire.”
Nah Starks got legit concussed by one of Top Flight kicking him in the back of his head. Then giving him a DDT instead of pinning him.
" we dont need a performance center" -TK
Dam this king of the hill thumbnail is one of the best! Top 20 lol great job Travis keep it up!!
“WHAT THE F-K HAPPENED TO HIM?!”
That popped me. 😂😂😂
Travis knocked this one out the park.
Cocaine and cocaine accessories
Matt bailed for TNA. He’s long gone. Starks was celebrating with Cody a couple days ago.
"Now I tell ya hwat Shad. I don't think Tony should be taking advice from Bobby. He only plays with the toys in his room, we're talking real life here."
0:23 Damn You Brian I wasn't Ready for that 😂😂😂
In the voice of Hank: bwaaaa and damn it Tony
“Everything’s Safe”
Tony Khan 😂
“Everyone’s Injured”
The Cult
Now I just want to hear Brian Last do the Moxley voice and say, "I killed fiddy men". I'd also like to hear Tony say, "We sell great wrestling and great wrestling accessories".
Holy shit, that Jim as Hank with Cotton is hilarious
The last time I saw Paul White his legs were 2 to 3 feet misaligned from his body and that was before the match.
the KOTH artwork is incredible
That hit by a bus 😂😂😂 I thought of Regina from mean girls movie
Ricky Starks isn't injured. He literally says he isn't on X/Twitter.
Tony Kahn just isn't using him
Kota Ibushi may be the one who lost his shins, but Sammy Guevara is the guy who took out fitty men.
Man, this one was a great game of “what is the artwork referencing”
Sammy Guevara creeps me out for some reason
for a company that has a limited schedule these wrestlers sure do get hurt a lot in AEW
This is without a doubt one of the funniest Jim Cornette videos. He was on his A game during this segment lmao. I’m going for a run and I’m laughing and smiling every 15 seconds and im sure I look like a psycho to my neighbors 😂
Of those injured Hayter has got to be close to being back. Think it’s close on 12 months with her.
“Dang it Tony!” - Shad Khan
jamie hayter
The snowmans nose and brain are injured lmao 🤣😂
Yep, this is the art I've been looking for.
Yep
Bro Cotton doesn't deserve to be associated with fukin aew, he would beat the whole roster by himself.
Also great job Travis on thumbnail and Sprite Zero in photo.
I'm surprised there isn't a dearly departed through injury list in AEW yet
Cotton Hill is the same height as most of AEW’s main eventers
Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage. There was nothing to eat except rats. So that's what I ate. After two weeks I was down to my last rat. I let him live so I could eat his droppings. Called it "Jungle Rice."
Tasted fine!
"Undisclosed Injury" is the hottest gimmick in AEW....
The title made me think Jim wound up on AEW’s injury list 😂. I was like “when did he wrestle Sammy Guevara?”
When I hear about Darby getting hit by a bus, I think of that one early episode of family guy; Tony calling out, Darby looking over his shoulder, then jumping in front an oncoming bus.
“Tony’s in his room… sniffing things.”
Cotton MF Hill 😂. I always loved how he couldn’t stand Hank but was fond of Bobby
Tony better stock up the shin-jelly for all the cripples and humpbacks in AEW.
Haven’t listened to one second of this yet but just wanted to say Travis you are an absolute stud
God bless you Travis.. best art yet!
It should be “keith Lee- working out a WWE return “~ nah I’m just kidding
That Tony Kahn fella ain't right I tell you wHat
“I forgot he was an undisclosed talent” I spit out my coffee hearing that LMFAO