KAZAKHSTAN 24-hour ARMY RATION TASTE TEST | Kazakh MRE
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 14. 01. 2018
- Tasting 24-hours worth of food for a Kazakh soldier in this military ration taste test. đ°đż Big thanks to BlackDogBob for sending me this ration to make this episode possible. đđ» New videos every Thursday and Saturday.
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Emmy: trying to figure out the food sheâs about to eat
Google translate: *ass*
Mags Honey it was more like *ASS*
You had me dead hahahaha
This was pretty funny
Canned ass
Thats what im saying. Saw it like 5 times
I love how you never call food âgrossâ or say âewwâ, very positive attitude â„ïž
amoor Sheâs wonderful!!
ahh, yes. evil wives cabbage soup; my favorite.
yes. Those evil wives can really cook! LOL. It's like that restaurant where the staff verbally abuses all the customers
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This is funnyđđ
Iâm laughing so hard every time you camera-translate something and it says stuff like âevilâ đ
also: the sound played when it translated to âassâ made me choke on my tea.
Also the "Army Newspaper, Fly" lmao!
I had to replay it again to confirm it said ass and it did đ and in huge letters too
Google translate is useless lmao!
@@karmicvibez6377 i dont think it was google transslate pft
@@jakeyohomieboo1661 it was google translate. At 0:59 she says it is.
Technically the bottom section of the ration should be eaten first and then you work your way up to the carrying handle as the day goes on, that way you still get to use the handle.
BTemple that makes so much sense once itâs pointed out lol!
Code Name A few tricks of the trade you pick up reviewing rations... Hahaha
I've got my own channel where I do my own ration reviews.
BTemple subscribed ! đ
Francheska White Thanks a lot! Always happy to have more subscribers!
BTemple đ youâre welcome
You are the only person whose eating noises don't bother me. Also very soothing voice. I enjoy your video's they make me calm.
Me too
Me also
Gross to me, wish that part was left out.
@@MovieJustin Seriously? What do you expect on an eating video?!
@@OhCrumbs96 I like what I like, most food bloggers dont include that audio.
I think the reason you got "newspapers" was because the translator was confusing "galeta" (biscuit) with "gazeta".
Wtf is audible doing? THEY NEED TO HIRE YOUUUUU! Youâre voice is so soothing wtf
I didnt think of this but true
Yas!!!
Not gonna lie, I'd pay good money to hear Emmy read a book. She truly has a smooth voice
Right! when my pain spikes I love watching her videos makes me feel so calm.
Emmy I love you đ
In a non creepy way of course lol
@@Kevinthewoman been saying the same thing. i would love for her to make an audio book. even one where she's just reading her grocery list.
MRE'S are among my favorite videos from you. And your voice and the way you describe food is so soooo soothing
Claudia VĂ©lez theyâre my favorite too!
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Probably because she's a mom. proffessional soothers they are.
Her voice would be perfect for ASMR videos đđœ
You should also check out Nail. Career. Education. Suzie has a very soothing voice, and it's so relaxing, watching her gently craft little acrylic nails.
Every time she says âbeautiful loveliesâ, I feel like Iâm suddenly in a warm blanket next to a fire
You made a big mistake by heating vegetable kavjar - its delicious as cold food. Basically most of tint products needn't to be heated in post-USSR countries
02:18 dinner
02:48 army biscuits
03:30 rice porridge mixed
04:47 barley porridge with beef
04:51 beef
05:20 breakfast
10:23 caviar from roe
11:14 liver paste
Twin Towers return anon
chill dude, I just translated it, whats wrong wit u?
Twin Towers return anon or maybe you've made a mistake and could apologise
Twin Towers return anon lmaooo
Twin Towers return anon I'm sorry you're an idiot
shyngys808 thx
"Lobster porridge" - that was funny. It was pearl barley, it's widely spread in countries of former soviet union. It's cheap and common to cook porridge with beef or pork as a main course. (sorry for my english)
Avicenna Nostrodamus your English is perfectly understandable and as a almost native speaker ( speaking American English since age 4) you use better grammar than some native speakers!
Why do you guys always say your English is bad? Do you just really crave the compliments? Your English is great.
Thanks for the info!
Avicenna, I wonder why it seemed to say it was made of lobster? Do you know what kind of meat was used? So interesting! Thanks for the information.
It's actually because the name of pearl barley in Russian is "perlovka" and I'm guessing the translation app interpreted the last half of the word ("lovka") as "lobster". The translation app as a whole did a really bad job identifying and translating the words :P Edit: just looked back at the video and it specifically says "kasha perlovaya" (pearl barley porridge), so the "lovaya" bit misled the translation app.
Your almost 1 million emmy congratulations đ thx for the hard work
Thank you. đ
MiaCamille legit 999k
emmymadeinjapan love you btw
Only 1k to go :)
+justastudent996 300 to go
1st opened was dinner
2d was lunch
3d breakfast
It is not a soup with meat, it is called ŃŃŃŃĐœĐșĐ° - something like corn beef.
And you don't warm up vegetable caviar đ
Thank u
Vashti Perry
Youâre welcome đ
Isn't ŃŃŃŃĐœĐșĐ° stewed meat?
Isn't vegetable caviar an oxymoron?
For the people who can't read cyrilic script, "tusenka".
I love how youâre not afraid to try anything and how you show respect to the countries/people these packages come from.
Soooo close to 1M subscribers!đ I've loved your videos for the past few years, keep doing what you do đđŒ greetings from the Netherlands đłđ±
haha I caught the Google trabslate cam on the can of soup saying boat ass! đ€Ł Wonderful!
A JENS I thought that was just me! đđđđ
Thought I seeing things haha
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I cracked up with the sound effect, too! đđđ
the sound effect gets me every time.
I'm from Kazakhstan and whenever I tell people that, they always say a borat quote in response. I don't have a problem with it because I think borat is a great movie. But for people that can quote borat like the Bible, they can't point Kazakhstan on a map to save their lives
Vertigo Gnome not a great movie
Kamilla A that's your opinion. I shared mine
Al S the MREs are alright
when i used to be a dumb bitch i thought kazakhstan was afghanistan and africa was a country, a mess đ
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Here's the Dollar Tree version:
All-Natural Premium Black Tea Bags, 100 ct.
Armour Potted Meat, 5.5 oz.
Frutessa Strawberry Jam, 17.6 oz.
Kendale Farms Chunky Beef Vegetable Soup, 15 oz.
Margaret Homes Tomatoes, Okra & Corn, 14.5 oz.
Original Saltine Crackers, 8 oz.
Southgate Beef Stew, 15 oz.
Southgate Corned Beef Hash, 10 oz.
Sugar in the Raw Packet Box
Village Harvest Green Curry Brown Rice Pouch
This might be the whitest comment of the day.
I don't know why, but this comment delights me.
What about the biscuits? Those look much better than saltines.
As you probably know Emmy, soldiers love mixing up and inventing new ways to eat MREs (and other rations) so your Apple Cider experiment is right in line with that tradition.
Robert Courtemanche so true, once you've lived off of alternating cans of ravioli in tomato sauce or meat and potato soup for three weeks straight due to lazy logistics clerks... one has no choise but to go creative or go ballistic XD
jam tea is a russian tradition
Next time you heat cans in water, slightly crack them before you heat them to prevent the metallic taste in the food. Itâs a safer way to do it. Heating up completely sealed cans can cause bacteriaâs and also destroy the flavor Of the food. It takes a little bit longer but it is safer and tastier.
Emmy, what I think you should consider doing is taking good quality pictures of the package and adding them in the end of the video, for about 3 seconds per photo. This way someone can translate it for you. I would be happy to do so for this ration if I could actually see and read the text, because as it is in the video it`s very blury.
Love your channel!
I love how watching your videos, I always leave with more knowledge than I had before. I always learn something new from your videos and I love it. I love learning about new foods or countries and their customs, where they're located. So when you say " I hope you learned something " Emmy, I did. You teach me so many things that I would have otherwise not known. Also, I love the endings of your videos, that's one part that I really look forward to and always enjoy cuz you're so silly and you always cheer me up, make me laugh and put a smile on my face. Again, congratulations on finally hitting ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel Albano
sorry you don't know Geography ! czcams.com/video/BElOyEjTujk/video.html
I am from KAZAKHSTAN
You are so close to a million! Congrats in advance!
Thank you!
it says 1mil Congrats Emmy :)
So with those "vegetable caviars" - when my Russian friend makes them they're served cold over bread. So heating it up might have been the wrong move in terms of texture. Cool video though!
Yep. It's cold appetizer. Can be used as a sauce also.
3:36
Someone: Is that beef?
Google translator: *ASS*
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Hello Emmy, many loves from Kazakhstan! nice video thanks
shyngys808 hi do you speak English? I want to know about Kazakhstan!
@@crysm2367 you are more than welcome to ask any questions about Kazakhstan đ
Where is Kazakhstan? Sorry I've never heard of it
@@kerie4641 it's a pretty big country in central asia đ
@@kerie4641 It's between China and Russia
I loved the intrigue of this video - Understanding much less of the language than normal made it so fun and mysterious!
Lots of fun. You should check out my Russian ration video czcams.com/video/0lJyHuTVMNY/video.html where I winged it (no translator) it's hilarious.
I watched it when you posted it, but heck, I'm watching it again. I could always use more Emmy! :D
i like the goofy translator app thing, makes me wonder if someday they'll be reliable
It works pretty good for other languages that use the same alphabet that we're used to. French, English, Italian, Spanish, etc. They each have their own unique characters, but the base alphabet and method of constructing words from phonemes is similar, so they're easier to translate. Once you get into cyrllic or ideagram languages like Mandarin and Japanese, you're basically cast adrift by translation systems.
"Evil wives' cabbage soup". Yummy.
lol!
Soo It is spicy in a 10x strength?
You are great at describing the flavor/taste of the food. Iâve always been so jealous of people who can write and use words so well that you can immerse yourself into their story. Amazing! Love you Emmy! God bless!
No utensils or sundries??? That's odd, they usually come with that. But Emmy, I love the way you describe what you eat. You describe it so well, I feel like I've tasted it. You do a better job than most food critics or people who taste and describe food for a living. But you are absolutely amazing at describing what you eat that again, I feel like I know exactly how it tastes. Great job as usual Emmy.
Angel Albano Totally. She's always been better than most people on Food Network, even in her early days on CZcams.
Completely agree!
Love what you're doing i'm subscribe to your channel for so long and i still love every video. Continu what you're doing !! Love from france đđ
These have to be my favorite videos of Emmy's.
mine too :)
Congratulations on reaching 1 MILLION!!!!đđđđ
I'm sure you know this already, but be very careful heating sealed cans. They can explode with only a little too much temperature.
Thx for the heads-up
Google translate app was amusingly useless. It would be much easier to directly type the words into the app, though it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
Also, "kasha" (ĐșĐ°ŃĐ°), means any porridge, not specifically the rice one. The first can was labeled "ŃĐžŃĐŸĐČĐ°Ń [rice] ĐșĐ°ŃĐ°", and the second one was "пДŃĐ»ĐŸĐČĐ°Ń [pearl barley] ĐșĐ°ŃĐ°".
Also, the other dinner can contained just canned beef, not soup. So it kinda explains why the liquid was so salty.
She would need a Cyrillic keyboard to type in the words.
You can switch the smartphone's virtual keyboard to any language.
When you find out your daughters nickname means porridge in another language... Hmm.. Lol.
I'm so happy you hooked up with the MRE tasting community, Emmy! They are a great bunch of guys. Blackdog Bob is a solid winner.
MsKestrela "Nice" -steve
chevy someone get emmy a tray please.
I totally with you. A lot them i watch comment that they like Emmy being part of the community:)
MsKestrela do i know how to het someone to send me one to do a review on
Congrats on the 1 million!!
Well deserved. All of the hard work is paying off!! Thanks for always bringing quality videos!!
I just discovered your channel, and i'm so happy I did. I love how you describe how things tasta in ways that I can actually imagine and your voice and demeanor is so calming and cheerful. Keep up the great work.
This dinner stew was rather not a stew at all:) i guess it was just a type of canned meat which you should eat cold, just cut it and place it on the slice of bread. It contains meat and some kind of natural jelly and it's delicious. Here you melted this jelly and it created some sort of "soup" :)
It was a stew actually but quality was pretty bad, stew not supposed to have so much fat. Every post-USSR country has a stew in their MRE :)
It was canned stewed beef, but you can hardly call it a stew. It consists of beef itself, fat (also beef), onion, salt, black pepper and bay leaf. According to standards, total fat content must not exceed 17%.
You can eat it cold, but I assume eating it heated is much better.
D1splaced i was sure it's something we have in Poland:) we make meat in the natural gelatine and we eat it cold:) based on your comments i know i was wrong:)
Well, there is some gelatine derived from the sinews, but the exact amount can vary. In Poland it's called tuszonka, so if you are talking about it, you are not wrong.
D1splaced i didn't know that particular name, but it tends to vary depending on the region:) i checked and it's exactly what i meant:)
999k so close to 1M!!!!! Iâm so excited!!!haha donât know why
I'm rewatching your ration videos. I dont know why but they make my day so much better. All your videos do. Your voice and demeanor make me feel calm and happy. Thank you for doing such a wonderful job on your videos. Your amazing Emmy! Hope your doing well. :)
There's something soothing about how this lady speaks! đ I like her :)
HELLO FROM KAZAKHSTAN
I'm from Kazakhstan yaay
And yeah, vegetable caviar should be eaten cold with bread
Whoops. đ
I was going to say caviar probably means it is served cold. Like ajvar.
SĂ€lemetsiz be from a Turkmen to all my Kazakh Turk brothers and sisters.
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If anyone is interested in Turkmen people, I translate Turkmen songs to english on my channel.
Very Nice!
emmymadeinjapan WOW someone know our country đđđ
AHHH you hit 1M!đđâ€ïž
Thank you soooo much for all you hard work!
You did it! 1 million subscribers! Wooohoooo, so happy I've been along for the ride, it has been great!
Every time you said âRussian rationâ it made me smile. Sounds funny idk why haha.
Emmy should be hitting a million in the next few days đ
I'm proud to have been around since 300k
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Nicholas Peralez more like tonight!
Nicholas Peralez She just did!
scorpioninpink
I'm not good at guessing and stuff lol đ..... But I'm happy the million has finally happened
Thank your for making these videos. I know this is an older one, but I struggle with mental health and anytime Iâm really struggling I come back to your channel. They make me realize that thereâs something more for me to do. Thank you so much. Please keep doing you because you are the best
đ I love rations/MRE tasting videos ! Thanks so much, Emmy ! đâ„ïžđŒ
If you take a picture of the text first, then highlight the section you want translated, it does a much better job translating it đ
I absolutely died when the can swore at you!
Itâs so funny to watch google struggle to translate the labels when you know what it says
For some reason, i LOVE watching your MRE videos. So interesting and the way you describe food is great!
Congrats on your 1M ! Been a fan since years and years ago!đ so proud of you emmy!! Never stop doing this, we are a family! đđŹđ«đŹđ«đđŹđ«đđŹđ«đđŹđ«đđŹđ
Logically, the bottom meal would be the first to be eaten, leaving the other two attached to the carrying handle. Sincerest congrats on the million subscribers, Our Lovely!
1Mđđđđđđđ congrats E...your channel is pure
First, you are adorable the way you greet you viewers.
Second, I love how you describe the MRE in detail.
Finally, you are so positive and cheerful it makes me want to keep watching your videos over and over.
Yay another MRE!! These are my favorite videos of yours :)
I love that you made more than one video in a day because I love love love love this green plaid shirt you've been blessing us with!!! đ€đ (green is my colorđ)Great videos always. You're a doll!! Much Love đâ€
Huh? Haha
i've been subscribed ever since you had 10,000 and im soo happy that you finally hit 1,000,000
Ahhhhh Emmy you hit 1M!! Iâve been waiting for this moment! You deserve this! Love you and thank you for your awesome content â€ïž
Omg, i loved the sound effect when "canned ass" showed on the translator
Merkel Jaxon
What translator is that? Does it work like on the video?
For these taste tests you should call out to yoyr fans for a chance to skype in on a video to translate. Im sure many fans would love to do this
thokk10289 that would be fun if the logistics worked out!
thokk10289 time zones though?
JÓŠYăźèČ yea that would be tough but tgat might ve something they would have to be aware of and able to work with maybe?
I was born in Kazakhstan and i was adopted to the usa as a baby but i love this little lesson on what kinds of food they eat in my home country đ been watching since 2013 when you were a small youtuber and did alot of Japanese candy kits. Love you emmy!
Such a please to watch this episide. The voice and everything is just TOP. Thank you Emma for Kazakh Military food review.
Yum, I love army newspaper ! đ€Łđ€Ł
500 more subs and youâll be at 1mil!!! You deserve 10mil, youâre the best!!!
Thank you!
Iâm so glad you mentioned the apple jam from the Russia one because I laughed myself to tears on that one. I love your videos
I always put you on to help me fall asleep, your voice is so soothing and I love your content, keep it up :)
Oh my! You hit 1million!! Congratulations- you deserve it!
Yayyyyy Emmy made it to 1,000,000 subscribers!!!!!!! Finally! Congrats đ
Ah, so this is why your videos started getting recommended to me! I saw your kitchen gadget vids when watching Steve1989 and ended up binge watching them. I only now realized you did MREs as well. Love your videos. Subbed.
Emmy, i stumbled onto your videos this week, and absolutely enjoy them. Im not a foodie by any means, but i enjoy learning about food and the process involved in and around different foods. your high intelligence and your sweet demeanor or 2 qualities that have often been thrown to the wayside on this sight. its evident how well educated you are and how much research you put into each video. So in the end, i want say thanks for your videos and bravo.....youre pretty good
Crazy how this could of been someoneâs last dinner .
Oh wow I haven't even thought of that like this...
Always enjoy your taste tests from all over the world that's wonderful.
Lol sorry was in a rush. But good laugh.. And nice catch.
rachael libero I will delete my comment.
Great as always Emmy!
This is the coolest channel!
I'm hooked.
Here goes the binge watching!
Congrats on 1 million subscribers!! đđâš
"Wives, Evil"
Emmy: "Uhhhh...alright" đđđ
Emmy congrats on 1 million subscribers! I've been subbed forever, and you deserved every single sub you got. Truly you post amazing content! đđđđđđ
EMMY CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR 1M SUBS !!!! i've been watching you since 2014 .
Congratulations on 1 MILLION SUBS!!!! Just happened a few minutes ago
love ur videos
You are a brave and descriptive woman and i love it! Your channel is so soothing , informative and wholesome :)
Thats funny, I just did a Kazak ration and I had a hard time translating all the items. Basically you get Kasha and Tushonka and the vegetable caviar along with a pate. Lucky for me one of the cans of porridge had a small pebble and some type of hair, yum!
11:05 *pashtet !!* -The Russian hacker lol đ
You are wrong.This is a Kazakh pashtet!!!
Yayy congrats on 1 mill emmy!!
I bought an MRE and a box of Popinâ Cookinâ from Amazon because of you. Canât wait to try them đ Best CZcams channel and all around person out there!đđœđđ„
You just broke the 1,000,000 subscriber mark. As I'm writing this your 221 over one million.
You mean your sister
Her 221 over one million?
I can see da future, itz called,Emmy will have 1 million subs n have a golden CZcams play button.
Congratulations in your 1M subscribers , Emmy !! đđđ I love your tasting videos đ
AyYYY YOU MADE IT TO 1 MIL!!! WOOOHOOO! CONGRATULATIONS!! đđđđŸ
Crying @ "ass" and the sound effect!
anajia owens Her next MRE we can say at least the" cans were nice this time"
i thought i was the only one that noticed đ€Šđ»ââïžđđđ
hahahahahah same
LMAO, me too! I lost it. I watched it at least a good 3 times because it was funny.
TRENDING AND 1 MIL?! YAS. EMMY, YOU DID IT!!!
more power to you, emmy. some of that stuff i could never put into my mouth, especially if i didnât know what it was
OMG CONGRATS FOR 1M subs Emmy!!!
So close to 1 million!