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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner Před 3 lety +19685

    loved this!!! misery loves company so i'm glad more people are finding out about this movie haha

  • @bassistchick13
    @bassistchick13 Před 3 lety +2676

    Saberspark: I can't say the "S" word within the first two minutes without being demonetized.
    My husband, confused: "... Shrek? ..."

  • @dotheflip4706
    @dotheflip4706 Před 2 lety +1511

    SaberSpark: “Czech names are hard to pronounce”
    Polish names: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @Jeff-ij1mm
      @Jeff-ij1mm Před 2 lety +21

      as a slovakian i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Před 2 lety +21

      As another Polish person, i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Před 2 lety +12

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba oh my god, i didn't know you were Polish, Buff Monokuma!

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Před 2 lety +5

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba Yeah i know, don't worry

    • @JohnDarksoul69
      @JohnDarksoul69 Před 2 lety +28

      if you slam your head on the keyboard, there's a 99% chance you'll end up with a polish name

  • @DAK111
    @DAK111 Před rokem +302

    As a czech person, thank you for showing everyone what kind of nightmares we have to watch as kids.

  • @petrmasek2611
    @petrmasek2611 Před 3 lety +6682

    As a citizen of the Czech Republic I can confirm that we watched this as kids IN SCHOOL.

  • @Knitboy1997
    @Knitboy1997 Před 3 lety +7625

    Fun fact: The girl in red is being called "Máca". *BUT THAT IS NOT HER ACTUAL NAME!* "Máca" is a nickname made from the word "macatá" which could be translated as "chubby". So if the joke was kept, in the english version she would be called *THICC*

  • @puffinmaster2466
    @puffinmaster2466 Před 3 lety +245

    “Highest grossing animated film in the Czech Republic” homie it was the ONLY animated film in the Czech Republic

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Před 2 lety +16

      *Cries in "The Hand"*

    • @mariuspoppFM
      @mariuspoppFM Před rokem +2

      @@Game_Hero he means when he came out

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 Před rokem +7

      Not true, it was the only fully 3d rendered animated film there at the timw

  • @JudyBeeGaming
    @JudyBeeGaming Před 2 lety +189

    As a Czech citizen, I watched this with my family and nobody bat an eye. I will not apologize for this cuz it was extremely fun to watch.

    • @meriembrasse2873
      @meriembrasse2873 Před rokem +1

      Czech movies seem to have tons of devil and magic stuff, as a child I seen one about a devil and a magic sewing box and a magic boots that makes u walk for long miles and another magical item I don't remember what it was and I am still looking for the name of the movie , the devil always gets in trouble with those items as he doesn't know how to stop them everytime , it wasn't animated, it was a real movie

    • @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Před 10 měsíci

      I loved goat story as a kid. I still do as an sdult. It has a special place in my heart

  • @patkub3214
    @patkub3214 Před 3 lety +8504

    Fun fact: in Czechia, beer is cheaper than water.
    EDIT: Another Fun fact for 7k: Czechs are the world record holders in beer drinking. Statistically speaking, every Czech person drinks on average 141 litres of beer in a year (as of 2019), the most per capita in the world. Czech beer is also regarded as one of the best, among German or Irish beers.

    • @CringeAnimations69420
      @CringeAnimations69420 Před 3 lety +258

      Drunk

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 Před 3 lety +283

      Patrik Kubík never change, Central Europe (except Germany, it’s good you keep changing)

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms Před 3 lety +173

      That explains a lot

    • @muanofuny7457
      @muanofuny7457 Před 3 lety +79

      @@theawkwardskeleton6608 It's central europe

    • @ArdannaL
      @ArdannaL Před 3 lety +285

      Also fun fact, beer has been safer than water for most of human history.

  • @aye_ayo
    @aye_ayo Před 3 lety +4665

    As a Czech citizen, i apologize for this nightmare monstrosity.

    • @farraca731
      @farraca731 Před 3 lety +188

      You guys gave us jan švankmayer, ratafak and those weird tom and jerry cartoons, is all forgiven xD

    • @literallyjustmax347
      @literallyjustmax347 Před 3 lety +69

      apology sort of accepted

    • @aye_ayo
      @aye_ayo Před 3 lety +89

      @@farraca731 Ah yes, my childhood is indeed a cursed one lmao

    • @waldatheboye
      @waldatheboye Před 3 lety +8

      Same.

    • @Zirafak1980
      @Zirafak1980 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes

  • @WaxilAnimations
    @WaxilAnimations Před 3 lety +42

    That hairy monster is actually a Prague legend alongside with the skeletons, the headless man (who is actually an executioner named "Mydlář") and the devil playing cards with mortals to win their souls. Pretty much everything refers to something that does not need to be explained for czech audience, because we often read or hear those stories at a very young age, therefore they do not explain it for us. And Matthew refers to a story of the Mysterious Faust House. Without the context it looks like it does not make any sense, but it actually does - but that doesn't mean it is not weird. Excuse my english, please. I'm trying my best.

  • @rosselanor
    @rosselanor Před 3 lety +13

    That hairy ball with bare legs (11:09) is "Chlupáč od Ježurů" (literally "Hairy one from Jezura's Inn"), one of thousands of Prague's boogeymen. Jezura's Inn was a brothel and this fellow was know for strangling, beating and biting local girls (he even bite off one's nose).

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +1886

    "They're like animated caricatures from hell!"
    Sounds like he saw my family photo

  • @deepblume6611
    @deepblume6611 Před 3 lety +1888

    The female character looks like a Heavily modified Skyrim characrer

  • @haileyhughes4973
    @haileyhughes4973 Před 2 lety +19

    So last year we hosted a foreign exchange student from the Czech Republic, and I remember asking him about this movie. He said it was something they watched IN SCHOOL as CHILDREN. He did say that it was pretty traumatizing and kind of scary.

    • @haileyhughes4973
      @haileyhughes4973 Před 2 lety +4

      Also (even though a LOT of people call it this) Czechoslovkia is not the name of either country. See the split between the two countries happened on January 1, 1993. The politically correct names of the these countries are the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

  • @bathos7674
    @bathos7674 Před rokem +16

    Fun fact: When Saberspark started talking about the czech folklor then in this scene 0:59 is tradional clothing from west Slovakia (more precisely in czech-slovak borders "Kopanice"), where they are quite close to the Czech/Moravian dialect.
    Also I live there :D

  • @SatsukyMirabelle
    @SatsukyMirabelle Před 3 lety +2294

    Saberspark: "Is anyone Slovakian at this point?"
    All of us Slovakians: *existential crisis* 👁️👄👁️

    • @LuLa_41
      @LuLa_41 Před 3 lety +85

      Thanks for existing my fellow Slovaks, I guess we're over now ;-;

    • @just_foxy35
      @just_foxy35 Před 3 lety +53

      * laughs in czech *

    • @guitarpick2002
      @guitarpick2002 Před 3 lety +19

      I'm American and was thinking the same thing. Slovakia is a country!

    • @celinathehottie
      @celinathehottie Před 3 lety +13

      Lol! I'm pretty sure he said is *it* even Slovakian at this point, as in the Czech Republic.

    • @shiftbutbad
      @shiftbutbad Před 3 lety +6

      Hello my slovak brotha I'll stop existing now!

  • @elajzcz6651
    @elajzcz6651 Před 3 lety +3029

    Me: A proud Czech
    *Watches the video*
    Me: Not as proud Czech

    • @AdelaTomankova
      @AdelaTomankova Před 3 lety +47

      Same...

    • @hamadalattas5288
      @hamadalattas5288 Před 3 lety +60

      Last time I watched a movie that has goat like animals and I didn’t finish it so the next day my mother turned on this film on accident and thought it was the same film that I didn’t finish and it was the worst movie I have ever seen

    • @hxmawariellio
      @hxmawariellio Před 3 lety +9

      neasi já-

    • @zosiabialowas1675
      @zosiabialowas1675 Před 3 lety +24

      Now I'm wondering if we Poles have ours ugly animated movies.. Hello neighbors

    • @elajzcz6651
      @elajzcz6651 Před 3 lety +7

      @@zosiabialowas1675 Hello right back at ya

  • @notchspongbob9124
    @notchspongbob9124 Před rokem +17

    God damn it! You unlocked my memory. When I was approximately 9 years old, I was on a trip to Czech Republic, and some other countries of EU. They played it on a bus screen, I was so horrified and embarrassed that I asked bus driver to turn it off. I always was a shy kid, but had to overcome myself, because it was too scary)

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble Před 2 lety +18

    0:38 - 2008?! 2008?!?!?!?!?!?
    That's the year Bolt - Ponyo - and fucking WALL-E came out... what the absolute *HELL* ?!

  • @klemmteastwood
    @klemmteastwood Před 3 lety +768

    these designs look like human versions of crazy frog

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND Před 3 lety +33

      Plot twist: they cloned crazy frog and put them in a human suit

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz Před 3 lety +9

      R/RareInsults

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 Před 3 lety

      Hahaha

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope Před 3 lety +1

      At least Crazy frog is a memorable character

  • @zuzkavamosi8578
    @zuzkavamosi8578 Před 3 lety +1900

    After realizing that in czech "goats" can mean "boobs", it's hard to not see the name as a pun XD

    • @lensukunai2559
      @lensukunai2559 Před 3 lety +218

      Can I pet your goats

    • @goofycidee
      @goofycidee Před 3 lety +45

      Waiiit a second

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx Před 3 lety +98

      @@lensukunai2559 WAIT SHIT WHY IS THIS FUNNY

    • @forkeater245
      @forkeater245 Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah, Kozy Are goats And boobs in czech, but in czech you can also call boobs Prsa

    • @zuzkavamosi8578
      @zuzkavamosi8578 Před 3 lety +11

      @@forkeater245 wouldnt that be translated as breasts tho?

  • @pnkgut6659
    @pnkgut6659 Před 3 lety +54

    I like how, unlike most critics I watch, he acknowledges the up bringings, like how only 10 people did this, it broke records, etc
    Thank you for existing 👊🏼😩✨

  • @jezevecmartin6122
    @jezevecmartin6122 Před rokem +11

    0:50 i am czech and i am actually proud of it XD also i love when english speaker says anything in my language it is so funny...and also you said Jan Tománek bit wrong but i appreciate that you tried :)

  • @NoahTheArtist1
    @NoahTheArtist1 Před 3 lety +3060

    This looks like a movie my school would play for recess if it was raining...

    • @faceache6262
      @faceache6262 Před 3 lety +62

      I feel bad for you

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis Před 3 lety +79

      Did your teachers hate you?

    • @animekitty6460
      @animekitty6460 Před 3 lety +155

      That is an oddly specific yet completely accurate point you make. 100% can confirm.

    • @triplehearts914
      @triplehearts914 Před 3 lety +52

      this is 100% accurate. stuff like this or the live action cat in the hat movies are what we were forced to watch lmao

    • @Pengulin
      @Pengulin Před 3 lety +21

      Your school plays movies?

  • @rmsdimples8533
    @rmsdimples8533 Před 3 lety +1826

    If a movie was named *Goat Story* you would assume the story revolves around a goat...

  • @BohemiaValois
    @BohemiaValois Před rokem +7

    About the character designs, I believe that is based on the fact that hand-carved wooden puppets are a HUGE part of our culture, a lot of the early movies here, if not being paper cut-outs or drawings, were made with these puppets, since (as you can see with Goat Story), CGI isn't really big here. If you look up czech puppets, I'm sure you can easily see the similarity. A great example of czech film making is Karel Zeman, who afaik is relatively famous in foreign countries. Definitely "czech" that out!

  • @sarah_the_tea_queen1404
    @sarah_the_tea_queen1404 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Oh you have no idea how proud I am to be czech when I see a foreigner like you talking about czech stuff like this 😁🇨🇿

  • @eckyboi7448
    @eckyboi7448 Před 3 lety +1865

    Saber spark: NO TI**IES!!
    Every single Pixar mom in existence: Hold my beer...

  • @elainejsta
    @elainejsta Před 3 lety +1564

    “It’s because I’m a goat...”
    “Well, maybe a little bit”

  • @LuckysExposed
    @LuckysExposed Před 2 lety +9

    G O A T 13:30

  • @jayzeo4767
    @jayzeo4767 Před rokem +20

    I actually commend the character designs and textures. They have detail beyond other movies with even higher budgets. In a way you can tell how characters smell and they have a certain grime to them, for what that's worth

  • @afoxwithahat7846
    @afoxwithahat7846 Před 3 lety +729

    When the screen turned black, I asked "which character is this?"
    It was my face...

    • @themaqueovelic2195
      @themaqueovelic2195 Před 3 lety +133

      So you got to see something good looking for a change after the video? Lucky you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +91

      Amazing. Someone turned this joke into a compliment.

    • @persian338
      @persian338 Před 3 lety +5

      😶

    • @Wendigo-Bait
      @Wendigo-Bait Před 3 lety +24

      Smooth af

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 Před 3 lety +11

      @@themaqueovelic2195 I actually went to the barbershop, I look less like a monkey now

  • @jamie-deanorourke9318
    @jamie-deanorourke9318 Před 3 lety +654

    "Its because I'm a *GOAT* isn't it!"
    "Maybe a little..."
    Oh only a little bit huh? 👁👄👁

    • @Velgar_Grim
      @Velgar_Grim Před 3 lety +41

      It was a different time back then. A simpler time. You loved a goat, you loved a goat.

    • @angibolton6300
      @angibolton6300 Před 3 lety +18

      Bruh ngl that part made me wanna see the movie

  • @picco2939
    @picco2939 Před 2 lety +4

    7:11 I have seen this movie once in German TV a few years ago.

  • @lovelysushi2442
    @lovelysushi2442 Před rokem +7

    as a fellow czech, even if it really is uncanny.. it was my childhood, it felt like a fever dream sure but its still a nostalgia

    • @meriembrasse2873
      @meriembrasse2873 Před rokem +1

      When I was a child I seen some Czech movies like cinderella and the 3 wishes , she basically had an owl assistant and 3 nuts that delivered her wishes , there was another movie I am looking the name of , it was about a devil who steals these magical items from this family , like a magic sewing box that sews dresses , a magic boot that walks for miles and miles , and a third Item don't remember what it was , but everytime he hears how they use it with the magic word but he always misses how to stop these magical items and gets in trouble for using them , I am still intrigued by those movies I seen and want to find them again

  • @Isuckatvideogames210
    @Isuckatvideogames210 Před 3 lety +1177

    Toy story with sex just brings the "andy's mom's toy" meme to life

  • @anezkavoprsalova76
    @anezkavoprsalova76 Před 3 lety +723

    On part of all czechia: We apologize. This is disgusting. We all hate it.

    • @darthironzino8605
      @darthironzino8605 Před 3 lety +32

      I loved that as Kid..they even show this movie in school

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 Před 3 lety +66

      I mean hey, you guys tried. Trying is better than not doing anything.

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 Před 3 lety +5

      Anezka Voprsalova
      LOL!

    • @owner_mind
      @owner_mind Před 3 lety +15

      @@darthironzino8605 do you need a therapist?

    • @vojtechhykys1466
      @vojtechhykys1466 Před 3 lety +2

      @@darthironzino8605 stejně pro mě.

  • @zaynabtlili8911
    @zaynabtlili8911 Před rokem +11

    As a Czechisen I can just agree that it's scary and everyone here are saying the same. I watched it once just for fun😂 Zlatá Česká republika

  • @NaltKalus
    @NaltKalus Před 3 lety +15

    I saw this movie when I was 4 and I loved it. I've never met anyone in the Czech Republic who wouldn't like this film. I know it wouldnt be child-friendly in America, but we really don't have time to talk about unimportant things here, and most kids are normal, even though this is on TV, we're just friendlier to "bad" humor. But you're right, this movie isn't really good.

  • @martinhroch344
    @martinhroch344 Před 3 lety +1775

    *Fun fact:*
    In the original, Goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in Despicable Me.

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 Před 3 lety +1104

    You are really not helping your “I’m not a furry” defense with that lion king skit.

  • @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost

    I remember watching this as a kid at like 5 and was like..."No, the poor donkey got hung just for their love" at the end, thanks for the nightmarish memories. (But seriously, why were kids allowed to view this)

    • @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost
      @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost Před 2 lety

      NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (There's a second one, please save yourself while you can ) czcams.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/video.html

  • @Lolz-Lolz
    @Lolz-Lolz Před 10 měsíci +2

    Thanks for putting music in the intro!

  • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
    @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Před 3 lety +740

    Fun fact: Medieval people actually knew how to maintain basic hygiene, and bathed frequently. It's nowhere near the same standards as nowadays, but nothing really was.

    • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
      @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 Před 3 lety +71

      Wasnt the "no bathing" thing specific to one single area of the planet?
      It just turned into an "all europeans" thing because, you know, it's trendy to diss on pale people.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +98

      It was only during the Black Death that Bathing was discouraged (they believed it spread the illness and they might have been right since baths were communal), which then became fashionable after the fact. Queen Isabella of Castile claimed she bathed twice in her life - during her christening and before he wedding.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Před 3 lety +34

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 As much as it would normally make me cringe, yeah. People underestimate the sheer brilliance of Europeans. Not that they were BETTER than other people, but we we're lucky to have had settled in the place that we did.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 Před 3 lety +41

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 "No bathing" was specific to Brits, the rest of Europe was relatively clean.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers Před 3 lety +33

      Also, all the bad teeth jokes about medieval peoples. Yeah, they didn't have modern dentistry, but they also didn't eat nearly as much corrosive sugars and shit, so they weren't all that bad.

  • @GoProKyo
    @GoProKyo Před 3 lety +2553

    Thank you for not calling the animation awful, the 3D rigs are insanely articulate. The designs are what are gross, not so much the movements. I appreciate that you're aware of the difference between animation and character design.

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 Před 3 lety +72

      Yeah the modeling is quite impressive

    • @caerbinet476
      @caerbinet476 Před 3 lety +88

      The animation itself is actually pretty well done ngl

    • @anthonysolis7146
      @anthonysolis7146 Před 3 lety +4

      Check yourself before you wreck yourself watching this :p

    • @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel
      @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel Před 2 lety +1

      It feels like it was rendered in 720p

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn Před rokem +4

      I fw the art style. It's very grotesque in an old Canterbury Tales animated adaption vein

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před rokem +5

    11:03
    Ah, yes. The Deep Fat Friar.

  • @arthsd
    @arthsd Před 11 měsíci +2

    Here in Brazil I used to watch that movie a lot in school, don't even know where my teacher got it.
    Fun fact: it's called "Uma Fazenda Maluca" in portuguese something like "Crazy Farm" in english

  • @GabbyDaGoof
    @GabbyDaGoof Před 3 lety +3213

    *It's nice that someone's finally talking about our garbage for once*

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth Před 3 lety +840

    The Czech republic and Slovakia split up a while ago. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1993.

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 3 lety +58

      It would take him less than a minute to check the info, even while recording but why bother...

    • @ducks4rent
      @ducks4rent Před 3 lety +8

      Yup! One of my classmates lived in Slovakia for about a year a little while ago!

    • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
      @user-wn3wv5bx5e Před 3 lety +25

      I got a question- is Czech pronounced like how Saber pronounce it??
      Edit: Thanks for the people who replied, you guys saved my ass from a mistake I might commit

    • @sheiks65
      @sheiks65 Před 3 lety +10

      @@user-wn3wv5bx5e Yes

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty Před 3 lety +10

      @@realswobby it's not that deep.

  • @Darth234Ravenous
    @Darth234Ravenous Před 3 lety +4

    2:03 It honestly sounded like you said "aren't an animating studio" to me. That honestly would have been a much better name for them

  • @JasonDbread
    @JasonDbread Před 11 měsíci +2

    The fact he was clearly drunk or at least somewhat tipsy recording this video is so funny to me

  • @rosepilling275
    @rosepilling275 Před 3 lety +2520

    I have a weird movie recommendation for you to check out, it's called "Romeo And Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss" it's a 2D animated retelling of Romeo and Juliet where most of the characters are Seals it's so weird and there's a really annoying character called something like Kissy the Kissing Fish that was voiced by the daughter of the Movie's creator when she was a little girl. It's so strange, I definitely think it's right up your alley.

    • @goodoldfashionedangel
      @goodoldfashionedangel Před 3 lety +48

      OMG. YES.

    • @burstnbubbles8163
      @burstnbubbles8163 Před 3 lety +70

      OMG! I remember watching this when I went through a Romeo and Juliet phase (I was really young and had watched the garden gnomes version). This would be amazing to see him review!!!!

    • @wig9916
      @wig9916 Před 3 lety +4

      YES

    • @carna24
      @carna24 Před 3 lety +18

      Omg I remember that movie I had it on DVD...

    • @ArtsyPhalanges
      @ArtsyPhalanges Před 3 lety +4

      YES OMG! XD

  • @Irl_catgirl
    @Irl_catgirl Před 3 lety +808

    I hate that someone out there has probably made rule 34 out of this movie.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 Před 3 lety +173

      Brb I'll CZECH
      After a quick search I found 0, even in Googles images.

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter Před 3 lety +81

      Kameron Bartley
      This just single handily ruined my whole day thinking about it-

    • @Irl_catgirl
      @Irl_catgirl Před 3 lety +35

      @@3starperfectdeer233 Damn. I really hope 35 doesn't hold true

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Před 3 lety +18

      @@Irl_catgirl It and 41 always pull through.

    • @southdraw1017
      @southdraw1017 Před 3 lety +46

      I thought with the thicc girl, at least a cringy inflation picture

  • @nutzzzzzzzzz
    @nutzzzzzzzzz Před rokem +9

    well as a somoene from the Czech republic, this movie pretty scared me when I was a little, I am quite ashamed that my country made this tho xD

    • @ondrasramek8426
      @ondrasramek8426 Před rokem +1

      Im happy that Im not the only who was scared of it when I was little

  • @iibearii6149
    @iibearii6149 Před 3 lety +4

    10:02.. man ive just been playing RLcraft.. the irony of this

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 Před 3 lety +554

    Conspiracy theory: Maybe all the budget went to modelling the Astronomical Clock and thats why everything else sucks.

  • @mikimiki2245
    @mikimiki2245 Před 3 lety +772

    watching this in 1080p is actually gonna make me sick wHY DOES EVERYTHING JIGGLE

  • @parallaxester
    @parallaxester Před 2 lety

    I am so,so glad that Saber makes the sponsor at the start of the video SO MINOR,that i don't even need to skip it.

  • @ikea3838
    @ikea3838 Před rokem +3

    the taco bell sfx for the nails had me DEAD-

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory Před 3 lety +1903

    Let's be real; the goat was the only good looking character. The reason, is that goats are normally supposed to be ugly, so they basically didn't change anything for his character design. Which means that in a world of extremely terrifyingly ugly people, the goat will be the best looking one there.
    That makes sense, right?

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop Před 3 lety +95

      Bitch have you seen a goat they’re absolutely adorable and my favourite animal

    • @skittlez7613
      @skittlez7613 Před 3 lety +26

      Ritro o p i n i o n s

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 Před 3 lety +22

      Ritro
      ✨O P I N I O N S✨

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 Před 3 lety +5

      _ Skittles _
      ™️

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop Před 3 lety +32

      Jxicy.Scheme SILENCE THEY’RE ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

  • @berandom2000
    @berandom2000 Před 3 lety +1347

    In Czechoslovakia:
    “Mami, můžeme mít Toy Story?”
    English: “Mom can we have Toy Story.”
    “Máme doma Toy Story.”
    English: “We have Toy Story at home.”
    Toy Story at home:
    Edit: Wow, I never soared this high before.

  • @djraythefurry0420
    @djraythefurry0420 Před rokem +8

    Honestly with Curtis Connors video I thought the goat story cartoons were going to be around PG-13 due to him bringing up the fact that they were lenient on it, but I didn't expect leniency to the point where it would be shown in schools 😹 I'm not exactly how to feel about this because they are saying it is part of their culture , but I hope everybody has a good day good luck to you all and may you all find peace in your domains :3 tschüss

  • @LeoDoesAllThis
    @LeoDoesAllThis Před 11 měsíci +2

    I remember that I was trying to discover what the movie was all about in the past 4 years before that you and Kurtis Conner were reviewing this movie and honestly, I thought it was too weird, like I don’t get a single joke here and there. Looking at it now, I don’t really expect myself to watch the whole movie though, lmfao. Other than that, great job for reviewing this movie.

  • @chaoscommentary2179
    @chaoscommentary2179 Před 3 lety +624

    “No boobs put them away but bring guns guns are cool”.....yeah sounds about right

  • @wg5839
    @wg5839 Před 3 lety +1597

    "Czech names are very hard to say"
    Over all Slavic names are hard to say but try saying polish names

    • @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554
      @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 Před 3 lety +56

      I'm polish and it is confusing for a second especially to spell but if someone tells you how you know how to for a long time!

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 Před 3 lety +46

      @@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 I couldn't spell my surname untill my sister taught me lmao

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. Před 3 lety +42

      Can confirm. I have a polish name with 9 letters and practically none of them are pronounced the way they should be

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 Před 3 lety +25

      @@notactuallyacat. I had to teach my mate to say my surname. He is the only English person ik who can say my surname perfectly

    • @beefsmeller27
      @beefsmeller27 Před 3 lety +11

      I wasn’t able to spell my middle name for a while

  • @elryano2384
    @elryano2384 Před 2 lety +3

    The “oh you thought I was talking about her TIIIIIIIIIIII” caught me off guard as I was drawing while watching this video lmao, that was great

  • @Amethysts_Angel
    @Amethysts_Angel Před rokem +1

    20:18 I'll tell you this, bro has the body type of Mr. Stain.

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 Před 3 lety +675

    "Imagine if Sex and alcohol was in every American Animated Feature..."
    *Ralph Bakshi* "I have been summoned!"

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 3 lety +25

      Oh, no you don't! Back to the internet you go!

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 3 lety +9

      @@danjoredd he probably wished he could put sex and alcohol in it, though.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 3 lety +12

      @@danjoredd You mean the version that was even more oddly homoerotic than the live action films?

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd Před 3 lety +3

      @@carlycrays2831
      Yeah there is some odd stuff in there.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Před 3 lety +3

      And to this day we don't know why Aragorn is a native american...
      AND WHERE HIS PANTS ARE

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 Před 3 lety +379

    "Is it because I'm a goat???"
    "I mean, a little bit..."
    Well alright then

  • @emventuresrants9612
    @emventuresrants9612 Před 3 lety +6

    "lets see what the rest of the world wants to share with us!"
    ...
    that aged well

  • @ShanyBell100
    @ShanyBell100 Před 3 lety +1

    In Brazil this movie was realsed by the name "A história da Cabra: Queijo de Cabra". I've tottaly forget that nightmare

  • @chickenflavor9880
    @chickenflavor9880 Před 3 lety +635

    Saber is trying really hard to make us think he's not a furry.

    • @what6100
      @what6100 Před 3 lety +34

      no he's trying to convince us he's a furry

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 Před 3 lety

      Is he really tho?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 Před 3 lety +7

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl shut up

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bubbles1044 What was in the link?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 Před 3 lety +11

      @@fockingreat1125 unfunny random video link, it's a badly sung song

  • @coolestdoodever753
    @coolestdoodever753 Před 3 lety +1149

    "This is for kids?!"
    Buddy, you haven't seen Popee The Performer

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 Před 3 lety +110

      all things considered im surprised he *hasn't* made a vide of popee

    • @Rein377
      @Rein377 Před 3 lety +38

      I have, though, and it's one of the best anime ever created

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike Před 3 lety +25

      What is it? I'm not searching it up I want to keep my search history safe and secure
      Edit: Alright I understand the show now

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 Před 3 lety +67

      @@CoolerMike it’s just a kinda unsettling japanese kid’s show, pretty solid if you’re into weird grunge-creepy stuff like that
      it’s only like, three hours long and all on youtube for free-

    • @rdr2294
      @rdr2294 Před 3 lety +58

      @@CoolerMike It's like... A show about circus performers trying to practice their circus routines in the desert? But every episode is essentially the characters trying to kill eachother in whack-ass ways. It reminds me of those kinds of road runner/coyote cartoons, but the hilariously disturbing 3-D animation and main character's psychotic personality makes it especially wild.

  • @MX.Sapphire24
    @MX.Sapphire24 Před 2 lety +3

    Fun fact I just found out they made a sequel it's called goat stories with cheese

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles

    When I saw a black hairy meatball with the legs of Rafael Nadal, I was sold. It looks like the Trolls from Castle Crashers but with soccer player legs.

  • @proflight27
    @proflight27 Před 3 lety +478

    "Czech names are very hard to say!"
    *Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz has entered the chat

    • @justyoureverydayhuman4026
      @justyoureverydayhuman4026 Před 3 lety +38

      Gesundheit.

    • @adecadentsong
      @adecadentsong Před 3 lety +59

      Czech does have some hard words but they are generally short. Those word salads are actually Polish.

    • @TriggerzConnors
      @TriggerzConnors Před 3 lety +7

      *speaks in electric*

    • @kellanlevi5663
      @kellanlevi5663 Před 3 lety +3

      My brain flatlined trying to figure out that sound

    • @gxriz2044
      @gxriz2044 Před 3 lety +1

      K I’m gonna try…
      Grizygor Brezsczisckiwics
      It still is hard
      Edit: I’m sorry for ruining it

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 Před 3 lety +545

    Saber, you should do more "if sex and alcohol were in every American animated feature" clips

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 3 lety +25

      Bet he’d love Zootopia more than ever if it had that.

    • @moonshine5250
      @moonshine5250 Před 3 lety +10

      *HellRay* yeah, all of those bunny jokes... he is gonna have fun with that! XD

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder Před 3 lety +9

      Josh Roehl that was like a rick roll, but a pathetic self-advertisement on a completely unrelated video instead.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez Před 3 lety +7

      @@FiendEnder at least he knows the rules... *AND SO DO I*

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder Před 3 lety

      Danny Mendez true, true.

  • @Ava-tz8sp
    @Ava-tz8sp Před rokem +1

    just a random thing, in 5 grade me and my group made a presentation about czech christmas traditions. that was our classes project and i have no idea why we picked czech, didn't even know what that was until then.

  • @maihaiki888
    @maihaiki888 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember in 6th Grade I watched a Christmas movie in my class while we were having a party. Though the movie seemed to be for kids, there was actually a scene were the main character's parents were making out ON screen. Now, I'm about to go to 8th Grade, but someone's comment on this video made me remember that unfortunate day...

  • @usernameremoved3512
    @usernameremoved3512 Před 3 lety +561

    Here is some clarification:
    Girl’s name: Katy
    Jimmy’s Actual Name (since Saber mispronounced it, but don’t worry I completely understand why): Gemmy (Jehm-E)
    By the way Katy gets blamed because they all thought she killed Hanes and ruined the clock because she was sitting near his dead body and the broken clock

    • @hatguy8225
      @hatguy8225 Před 3 lety +24

      Katy sus

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493 Před 3 lety +17

      Katy kinda sus

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios Před 3 lety +13

      Hat Guy
      *Lime has voted*
      Red sus

    • @kevinsullivan3448
      @kevinsullivan3448 Před 3 lety +4

      You left out that part about all women in the medieval period being witches.

    • @funnyfunnyfunnyxd
      @funnyfunnyfunnyxd Před 3 lety +1

      @@hatguy8225 i was hoping there wasnt any among us references in the replies but then there were

  • @absolite3574
    @absolite3574 Před 3 lety +549

    I got a condom ad after that lion king bit.
    Whether youtube's trying to tell me something or not, I don't think I'd very well be interested.

  • @momololtotesshit1285
    @momololtotesshit1285 Před 3 lety

    17:43 i recognize that painting, it's about the Battle of Visby when danish forces sieged and conquered the swedish town of Visby on the Gotland island

  • @dhroober
    @dhroober Před 2 lety

    Not the race car edits! Lol😂😂😂
    My god I love Saberspark's editor!

  • @Frawg1
    @Frawg1 Před 3 lety +580

    Guns are completely fine but-
    “What’s this 0.02 inches of cleavage!!!
    Unexceptional”- every group of kids movie producers

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n Před 3 lety +29

      Elastigirl and every other pixar mom: Unf

    • @pafaccount4454
      @pafaccount4454 Před 3 lety +15

      In all fairness the guns are never used, as where cleavage is usually used to give characters more of a sex appeal. Trying to arouse kids is not exactly a great thing.

    • @alexcarlton9014
      @alexcarlton9014 Před 3 lety

      @Pete Harrison The Frick. Its a music video. Im not watching it tho

    • @LooneyNuke
      @LooneyNuke Před 3 lety +2

      Didn't they get rid of Elmer Fudds gun?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 3 lety

      pafa Ccount
      Kids won’t get it.

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff Před 3 lety +356

    Is there **nothing** 3D animation can't destroy?
    Czech Republic: has a rich history in 2D animation and stop motion and claymantion
    the 2000s: BUT WHAT IF PIXAR THO????

    • @blackberry8615
      @blackberry8615 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @vojtechhykys1466
      @vojtechhykys1466 Před 3 lety +10

      Yes I know and as a Czech it phisicali pains me. What was wrong with the way that comies made cartoons?

    • @postedcringe2430
      @postedcringe2430 Před 3 lety +6

      Hey! don't you dare associate 3D animation with... whatever the hell this is

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 Před 3 lety +4

      Heyyyyyy >:( 3D animation is great if its made by competent people. I’m just tired of some animation fans ragging on cgi.

    • @jirja3192
      @jirja3192 Před 3 lety +3

      @@vojtechhykys1466 First cartoons here were made in 1940s, before communists.

  • @_tea.with_milk_
    @_tea.with_milk_ Před 3 lety +2

    Nevěděla jsem, že jsou naše pohádky tak slavné

  • @klaraschwarzova2864
    @klaraschwarzova2864 Před 2 lety +12

    A já říkám že to byla pohádka za mých českých dětských let 😂🖐

  • @thejfkshow347
    @thejfkshow347 Před 3 lety +544

    Saber: *OH, YOU THOUGHT I MEANT HER TI-*
    CZcams: *SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN!*

    • @Nick_diazfan
      @Nick_diazfan Před 3 lety +5

      True

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 Před 3 lety +4

      Big ole tonhongerekoogers.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 Před 3 lety +5

      @@maxman1602 absolute cachonglerhoongerhinglers

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thejfkshow347 Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 Před 3 lety +4

      @@maxman1602 fucking amazing zangalahanakangaloos

  • @wholesometoaster9700
    @wholesometoaster9700 Před 3 lety +458

    I'm a Czech-American and I can confirm that like every single kid in the country has seen this movie and it's sequel at some point. The movie is generally perceived as being quite average and no one really likes it (well except maybe my mom).
    You pointed out how the devil was just there without any explanation which isn't really seen as a flaw by the locals because of our rich fairytale culture characters like fairies, witches, devils etc. Are just universally accepted as actual beings that exists so here it isn't strange at all. The characters and humor may come across as a little out there but that's exactly how Czechs are, quite cold with very edgy humor which in other countries would be considered very, very offensive.
    The movie has it's charm but doesn't really work for a foreign audience in my opinion as it quite heavily relies on the viewer being knowledgeable about Czech folklore, history and inside jokes. I've tried watching with my dad (he's American) and he said pretty much exactly the same things you did... So you've definitely gotten a point.
    The sequel is way better in my opinion and I feel like most Czechs would agree with me on that.

  • @brenosilveira9076
    @brenosilveira9076 Před 2 lety +1

    Hank Ketcham, who worked on the different character designs of Goat, Jemmy, Katy, Matthew, and Master Hanus. Jan Tománek's Czech 2008 animated movie of the same name released in Japan on 2 March 2002 and in the United States on 6 July 2003.

  • @LeoDoesAllThis
    @LeoDoesAllThis Před 11 měsíci +1

    11:41 Who thought it would be a good idea for someone who doesn’t have human flesh to drink at the bar?

  • @ericasutton3147
    @ericasutton3147 Před 3 lety +327

    This movie is making Food Fight look like Zootopia.

  • @MrAdamFC
    @MrAdamFC Před 3 lety +494

    plague's, Ugly people and poverty. So this movie is set in 2020 .
    Czech mate

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin. Před 3 lety +2

    Wait a second, aren't the headless guy and the devil winning a card game both old Prague myths, too?

  • @highguymagic9415
    @highguymagic9415 Před 3 lety +3

    You know, this film is incredibly weird, but i am glad i had a chance to watch things like this in my childhood, i feel like it helped me a lot to be comfortable with myself.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Před 3 lety +591

    This is something I always found weird about American movie ratings (and I say this as an American); it's really weird that guns and graphic violence are often "appropriate" but nudity is not. I mean, why ban one but not the other?

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 Před 3 lety +101

      It's really annoying because you will be watching a PG-13 rated movie, having a good time, and then suddenly there's an extremely graphic scene that somehow found its way into the movie

    • @Serpillard
      @Serpillard Před 3 lety +77

      Guns are in the US Constitution, tits aren't.

    • @theturtwig50
      @theturtwig50 Před 3 lety +27

      Cultural differences

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 Před 3 lety +5

      @@theturtwig50 Why?

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo Před 3 lety +8

      @@theturtwig50 "cultural"

  • @radimkolar2270
    @radimkolar2270 Před 3 lety +665

    I am also czech, and I know that movie is horrible. It actually terrified me.

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 Před 3 lety +35

      Yeah...kids in my hometown cried after watching it.
      I don't think it did much to me though, watched it multiple times

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky Před 3 lety +4

      AkaiYoru 😂, really?!

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 Před 3 lety +7

      @@justcallmelucky Yeah, I think they were most traumatised after the hanging

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Entropy101Q We have beautiful movies for children, some live action, some animated. I would say we made good ones until the early 2000s, maybe a bit over, but...I feel like all we release today is trash

    • @patriksolc3025
      @patriksolc3025 Před 3 lety +1

      Ahoj...

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude Před 3 lety +1

    Seeing the thumbnail and the rest if the review reminded me of that cgi anime thing Abani Sisters (hope i spelled it right). There is nothing wrong with displaying your fetish but it's weird when you're trying to show it as kids media there is a line that doesn't need to be tempted or crossed.

  • @topfranluis1
    @topfranluis1 Před rokem

    You and Brentalfloss should have a handshake meme where in the middle it says: Making a joke about characters having big *eyes*