What the HELL is Sir Billi? (An Inappropriate Kids Movie)

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  • čas přidán 29. 09. 2018
  • Whose idea was it to combine adult jokes and references with a KIDS movie? And why would Sean Connery turn down Disney and Pixar to do THIS garbage? This movie is truly a mystery...
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  Před 3 lety +3862

    RIP Sir Billi

    • @Eva-uy7dz
      @Eva-uy7dz Před 3 lety +165

      Pressing F to pay respect

    • @papapalpatine7708
      @papapalpatine7708 Před 3 lety +78

      Rip :(

    • @tmod3266
      @tmod3266 Před 3 lety +87

      I came here when I noticed he was Sir Billi.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 Před 3 lety +111

      Rest in piece, Sean Connery

    • @doc9600
      @doc9600 Před 3 lety +122

      In all honesty, Sir Billi was what first popped into my head as soon as I heard about Sean's passing.

  • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
    @thesupershinymegagengar2034 Před 5 lety +9211

    The characters in this film look like Jimmy Neutron rejects.

    • @jenneacoleman-cubero2365
      @jenneacoleman-cubero2365 Před 5 lety +238

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar Oddly enough, "Barnyard" was made by the same people who made "Jimmy Neutron".

    • @protagiswatching
      @protagiswatching Před 5 lety +66

      That's what I thought 😂

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +39

      Especially Jake

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 Před 5 lety +20

      OMG Y E S

    • @quaygrass6212
      @quaygrass6212 Před 5 lety +38

      The Super Shiny Mega Gengar atleast Jimmy Neutron had effort put into it. I use to watch it all the time as a small child.

  • @thatoneguy4452
    @thatoneguy4452 Před 5 lety +5663

    I think the reason why all of the animals wear clothes is so they didn't have to render the fur all over their bodies.

  • @dapperfrog7085
    @dapperfrog7085 Před 3 lety +3846

    As a scottish person i apologize for this existing

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 3 lety +49

      *existing*

    • @YadiThaJiggaboo
      @YadiThaJiggaboo Před 3 lety +89

      parker no one cares :)

    • @MothyMilk
      @MothyMilk Před 3 lety +156

      As an American person speaking, you have done no wrong, therefore no need to apologise. It's whoever the fac thought this would make a good kids movie who should apologise

    • @chelzpandamusic
      @chelzpandamusic Před 3 lety +64

      As a Scottish person, I too, apologize for this existing.

    • @lowResGuy
      @lowResGuy Před 3 lety +26

      It's ok

  • @TheScienceguy77
    @TheScienceguy77 Před 3 lety +1760

    I thought Sean Connery died right after this movie came out, but apparently he died yesterday. RIP Sir Billi

  • @lilbitofficial9334
    @lilbitofficial9334 Před 5 lety +4691

    I could barely understand any dialogue in this film

    • @lincolnmiller4757
      @lincolnmiller4757 Před 5 lety +84

      Me neither.

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 Před 5 lety +131

      @@lincolnmiller4757 same, like, boost the audio levels for Sean

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi Před 5 lety +63

      I had the luck to have listened to a lot of english dialects from movies and stuff. But seriously though if you can understand Texan without subs you can pretty much understand any kind of english including this one.
      edit: fixed some ironic language spelling errors lol.

    • @karen-chan
      @karen-chan Před 5 lety +24

      Your not alone and it's harder for me b/c I am partially deaf in my left ear.

    • @JackieBright
      @JackieBright Před 5 lety +50

      I turned on subs and they didn't even know

  • @shade0636
    @shade0636 Před 5 lety +3229

    *G I V E P A P A A J U I C Y K I S S*

  • @HD_Segal
    @HD_Segal Před 3 lety +2888

    R.I.P. Mr. Connery (1930-2020). We’ll act like 'Sir Billi' never existed because that was a waste of your talents.

  • @hipeople9856
    @hipeople9856 Před 3 lety +1527

    *"PRESS the blue LEVER"*
    Ah yes, and make sure to pull the buttons

  • @gunkgirl
    @gunkgirl Před 4 lety +2596

    The whole plot is just a James Bond x OC fanfiction.

    • @serrano0
      @serrano0 Před 4 lety +14

      ghoulmaster 866 correct

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem Před 3 lety +59

      More like old man fanfiction. A badass grandpa who was the best of the best loved by everyone and fucking a 20 year old.

    • @xX_Knives_Xx
      @xX_Knives_Xx Před 3 lety +15

      ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉˣⁱˢᵗ?

    • @fockinwanka3537
      @fockinwanka3537 Před 3 lety +21

      @@wastelandlegocheem rick sanchez fanfiction in a nutshell 💀💀

  • @matthewmitchell5636
    @matthewmitchell5636 Před 4 lety +3011

    "References do not make a movie"
    Ready Player One: *scared, confused noises*

    • @noahmarshall8726
      @noahmarshall8726 Před 4 lety +202

      Matthew Mitchell to be fair it worked with Ready Player One

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii Před 4 lety +171

      Ready Player One could do it as it was literally pop-culture and it made sense with the motif

    • @MMFan2004
      @MMFan2004 Před 4 lety +33

      The Wizard: Am i joke to you?

    • @takanokaiyu9348
      @takanokaiyu9348 Před 4 lety +24

      When it came out I liked the movie but after re watching it, I didn’t like it. Cause it was too dark and the characters were a bit blend to me

    • @98953812
      @98953812 Před 4 lety +9

      @@MMFan2004 Yes. Yes you are

  • @hollie28xx
    @hollie28xx Před 3 lety +522

    “Scottish people should be proud that we have this movie” AS A SCOTTISH PERSON, NO.

    • @Pepb1TheCan
      @Pepb1TheCan Před 2 lety +21

      FUCKING. SAME.

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 Před 2 lety

      SAME RIHT HERE MUTHAPHAKAZ

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble Před rokem +17

      I come from two generations of Scottish stock before the last one immigrated to America - and I can say - hand on heart - as I watched this film - I felt every single one of them SCREAMING all at once
      And then were suddenly silent...

    • @softcloth69
      @softcloth69 Před 10 měsíci +3

      As a welsh person, I’m glad we don’t have a movie like this one.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yes I can definitely smell shite

  • @Kurzaen
    @Kurzaen Před 5 lety +2193

    Not going to lie, unless you tell me what billi said, I can't understand a single word that he says...

    • @iawnlad
      @iawnlad Před 5 lety +65

      Not going to lie, this is definitely me when I’m driving

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 Před 5 lety +34

      Kurzaen It feels like they’re speaking a different language...

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Před 5 lety +76

      His mumbling voice, the weird tinny filter, and low volume really don't help.

    • @evilcerealman
      @evilcerealman Před 5 lety +21

      I also could barely hear any movie dialogue. But I was watching it on mobile so who knows.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Před 5 lety +5

      Be happy, I wish I couldn't.

  • @jadetheace
    @jadetheace Před 5 lety +3895

    Reasons why I personally hate this movie.
    1. You can’t even hear Billie (Sean) 80% of the time. (Not that you really want to)
    2. The animation is... awful. And that’s putting it nicely.
    3. The story is kind of hard to follow at times and it’s dull as well.
    4. *G I V E P A P A A J U I C Y K I S S*

  • @jtlovescodelyoko
    @jtlovescodelyoko Před 3 lety +549

    RIP Sean Connery
    The fact that this was his last movie it's just depressing

  • @arcanehornet
    @arcanehornet Před 3 lety +546

    “Sean Connery’s dead career”
    Quite literally, as of now

  • @Uhhhhhhhh22
    @Uhhhhhhhh22 Před 5 lety +829

    No wonder it was his last film

    • @jakew6162
      @jakew6162 Před 5 lety +9

      His last film was called the league of extraordinary gentlemen if I'm right

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Před 5 lety +30

      @@jakew6162 This movie was made *long* after The League of Extraordinary Gentleman.

    • @TrafalgarD.Shambles
      @TrafalgarD.Shambles Před 5 lety +7

      The real question is,why did he say yes?

    • @oliviaducharme8193
      @oliviaducharme8193 Před 5 lety +5

      Actually his last movie was this one imdb.com/title/tt5643060/ (according to IMDB)

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 Před 5 lety +1

      Kirââ H Let’s hope he does an actual good movie in the near future...

  • @ninamarques341
    @ninamarques341 Před 5 lety +1656

    I feel like the movie's budget went into a jiggle physics engine for the girls lol

  • @andrewnorman2001
    @andrewnorman2001 Před 3 lety +300

    Rest in peace, Sean Connery.
    Strange to think that this was the last film that he had done in his entire career.

  • @izzlebeanie
    @izzlebeanie Před rokem +36

    11:56 "Is he a pet? A friend? A piece of shit??" is a quote I think about every day 😭🤣

  • @frulfluberg4005
    @frulfluberg4005 Před 5 lety +1440

    I just realised that the russian submarine comrade is the only human looking one in the movie

  • @Guido_Mista-fm6ev
    @Guido_Mista-fm6ev Před 5 lety +1819

    12:02
    "Give papa a JUICY *K I S S*
    * FBI is typing...*

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog Před 3 lety +94

    This really feels like a movie where the makers wanted to strike that balance of fun for kids but some things scattered about to keep the parents from being bored out of their minds. Without realizing just how hard that is to do well.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Před rokem +5

      Shrek mastered that because they were making it for older audiences in the first place. Not that kids movies can't have some fun adult humor, but you need to be subtle about it.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Před rokem +1

      The reason why this movie fails is because the adult jokes are too innapropite for kids and painfully unfunny for adults

  • @shannonhewins
    @shannonhewins Před 4 lety +204

    people: **screaming**
    captions: *_[Applause]_*

    • @user-id3wc9uv3k
      @user-id3wc9uv3k Před 3 lety +3

      Were

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins Před 3 lety +3

      @@user-id3wc9uv3k turn on automated captions

    • @shannonhewins
      @shannonhewins Před 3 lety +2

      @@user-id3wc9uv3k also it's where not were

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO in videos with music it'll often say "applause" when it comes to the music

  • @RustyRick2023
    @RustyRick2023 Před 5 lety +1389

    So let me get this straight:
    - Your main character is a creepy grandfather who wants to receive a 'juicy kiss' from his grandson, hits on women about the age of his daughter, threatens authority figures with physical violence and whose main gimmick is being voiced by Sean Connery and making references to his past works.
    - A anthropomorphic best friend creepy goat wearing a jump suit straight out of Kill Bill who does all the crazy daredevil stunts.
    - Freakish looking women with huge knockers and botox-injected lips.
    - A creepy female duck pilot saying ass and spouts random humor.
    - Plot revolves around saving animals from drowning and taking their sweet time with it like time freezes on a whim.
    Are you sure this is a kids movie and not something an adult would watch stoned off his/her ass?

    • @shade0636
      @shade0636 Před 5 lety +54

      Yeah pretty much spot on.

    • @lillyrose281
      @lillyrose281 Před 5 lety +20

      @Malice Tea so are the beavers

    • @confusionede7307
      @confusionede7307 Před 5 lety +1

      RickPellegrino

    • @newbienoah9461
      @newbienoah9461 Před 5 lety +1

      The film in a nutshell

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +23

      Lets not forget the amazing side characters, like Killer Keemstar Soviet Submarine pilot, Generic nerd who whistles through his teeth with every line, Armand Hammer and *Pepe* Roni (The true rarest Pepe), Raptor food Cow, and of course Beaver that never stops screaming

  • @PaleoSteno
    @PaleoSteno Před 5 lety +2791

    The people in this movie look like whos from whoville

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 Před 3 lety +92

    It's sad that this was his final project before he left us. RIP Sir Sean

  • @Shadows_Inc
    @Shadows_Inc Před 3 lety +26

    One thing that really bugs me is when people immediately think of Kill Bill when seeing a yellow jumpsuit like that, when Kill Bill stole that exact suit design from Bruce Lee.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ‘Game of Death’ I believe. My dad (RIP) was really into Bruce Lee so when he would see it in cartoons he would identify it as Bruce Lee’s thing. So even now I still mentally go “oh Game of Death” before I think “oh no wait Kill Bill.”

  • @worbl1933
    @worbl1933 Před 5 lety +1512

    When you, a professional film company asks for a retired actor to go on a film for the critically acclaimed book Lord of the Rings but instead he chooses "Sir Billie"
    *Alright then, keep your secrets.*

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +43

      That must be a real disappointment

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 Před 5 lety +10

      Look up the game sir Billy bob

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 Před 5 lety +12

      Not sponsored wait can comments be even sponsored?

    • @billyyank1916
      @billyyank1916 Před 5 lety +16

      Now that I think about. What kind of role would he have played.

    • @Kingsc84
      @Kingsc84 Před 5 lety +24

      He wasn’t retired. He was a old ass man. ppl were offering him shit he didn’t know, so he turned them down. Those movies took off, so when he got another offer League of extraordinary gentlemen he took it. That shit bomb so he decided to retire. That way ppl would stop offering him shit & saying can you believe Sean Connery turned this movie down.

  • @ivans9490
    @ivans9490 Před 5 lety +2541

    “Give papa a juicy kiss”
    Saberspark, internally: Why am I still here?
    Audience: Why are we still here?
    CZcams: Why is this still here?

  • @montamagic541
    @montamagic541 Před 3 lety +37

    "I've been dieing to ask if she's the one that stole my balls."
    So, to share a little insight on what the line means. Beaver balls were onced used to make vanilla (I think. It may have been perfume, but I'm pretty sure it's vanilla.) Some trappers believed that beavers, aware that they were being hunted for their balls, would chew their own junk off and then flash the hunter as if to say, "Nothing between my legs to kill me for, here!"

    • @logan7156
      @logan7156 Před 3 lety +12

      Uh, what the actual fuck?

  • @Punykirby
    @Punykirby Před 3 lety +73

    You know its bad when you've never watched a Sean Connery James Bond movie but you can just tell when they are referencing it

    • @SnakeitySpoonGilmour
      @SnakeitySpoonGilmour Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, those hurt me every time they came up. I love his Bond movies, but the references were super cringy. What a terrible movie.

  • @An_Orange_Nerd
    @An_Orange_Nerd Před 5 lety +797

    20:06 The only decent character design in this movie

  • @EagleTimberWolf
    @EagleTimberWolf Před 5 lety +2466

    "Just press the blue lee-vurr and lower him onto your dhick!"
    I'm thoroughly disappointed that nobody has uploaded a video of just that clip yet, it has so much meme potential lmao

  • @captain_savage3268
    @captain_savage3268 Před 3 lety +48

    I’m sad now because he passed away. I’ll never forget his movies and his character as James Bond.

  • @dtay8913
    @dtay8913 Před 3 lety +76

    Is it weird this is the first video I thought about watching once I heard about Sean Connerys death?

    • @ricochet0928
      @ricochet0928 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah 'cause i instantly thought of this video also 😂

    • @imreina515
      @imreina515 Před 2 lety +1

      nope, i also instantly thought of this

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes, it showsa limited awareness. js

  • @fucktustoast8851
    @fucktustoast8851 Před 4 lety +959

    "Now then my lucky lad,
    *give papa a juicy kiss* "
    Saber: -. _ -.

  • @kira_15_R3D
    @kira_15_R3D Před 5 lety +305

    "give papa a juicy kiss"
    oh no

  • @Leo80221
    @Leo80221 Před 3 lety +54

    Technically this isn't Sean Connery's last released film as, Ever to Excel was released in May of 2012 while this was released in April of 2012.

  • @chasestanley2906
    @chasestanley2906 Před 2 lety +154

    Sean Connery doubling down on domestic abuse was my first time as kid I went "huh, that's actually not very cool"

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Před rokem +35

      I can’t believe the first time I heard about the “beloved” James Bond actor supporting and possibly committing domestic abuse was a Saberspark video

  • @icysquid5154
    @icysquid5154 Před 5 lety +748

    "So a couple of things.. First off, *that ass* "
    Saber why was that so funny to me

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs Před 5 lety +1

      Because your humor is shit

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 5 lety +3

      @@EthanBradburyVlogs well then its a good thing Warren didn't say any jokes

    • @T_E_G
      @T_E_G Před 5 lety +2

      @@EthanBradburyVlogs *You're* if "you are" gonna be mean do it right...

    • @flashbackfrank8781
      @flashbackfrank8781 Před 5 lety +8

      Except he did and you did not.
      "Your humor" is correct because he is saying that the person in questions humor is bad.
      "You're humor" means "You are humor is shit", and would be INCORRECT.
      So keep in mind, if *You're* going to correct somebody, don't screw up yourself and get *YOUR* facts straight.

    • @W00Y00__
      @W00Y00__ Před 5 lety +1

      666 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

  • @Aquelll
    @Aquelll Před 5 lety +305

    Connery's voice actually sounds like he literally phoned in the lines from his cellphone. :D

    • @nxbis
      @nxbis Před 5 lety +2

      Berry Punch Excuse me?

  • @kompst_tu
    @kompst_tu Před 3 lety +40

    Rip Sean Connery
    August 25, 1930 - October 31, 2020

  • @71crm
    @71crm Před 4 lety +123

    “Give Papa, a juicy kiss” I was eating dinner when I watched that line and I spat out some bread because I was laughing so hard!

  • @antoniosimonjr.5754
    @antoniosimonjr.5754 Před 5 lety +168

    18:06 - "Listen to me. I've had one hell of a morning. And I'm not taking any more nonsense."
    I bet that line wasn't in the script, but Sean Connery expresses how he feels about this production, lol.

  • @ploopy5138
    @ploopy5138 Před 4 lety +759

    Billis son: daddy look at the top less lady
    Billi: i played James Bond

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 Před 3 lety +12

      Jake is Billi's grandson

    • @artomaton776
      @artomaton776 Před 3 lety +19

      @@mariajimenafigueroa8311 Fixed version!
      Billi's grandson: daddy look at the top less lady

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 Před 3 lety +5

      conkerthenutter no wait why would he still call him daddy

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kin1562 Fixed version:
      Jake: Grandpa, look at the top less woman!
      Billi: I played James Bond

  • @acrafina4878
    @acrafina4878 Před 3 lety +40

    Rip Sean Connery it's tragic to think that this is your final movie..

  • @HumanPersonYes
    @HumanPersonYes Před 3 lety +76

    This hasn't aged well

  • @alienboygirl7455
    @alienboygirl7455 Před 5 lety +706

    Johnny Johnny.
    Yes papa?
    *GIVE PAPA A J U I C Y K I S S .*
    *no papa...*

    • @alexrobinson5058
      @alexrobinson5058 Před 5 lety +31

      astropale TELLING LIEEES??
      Uhh.. papa?

    • @rosalina5083
      @rosalina5083 Před 5 lety +13

      I very much regret clicking the “view replies button”. Welp! Bleach time!

    • @alienboygirl7455
      @alienboygirl7455 Před 5 lety

      Hi there Hello here, I have a storage of brain bleach in the back.

    • @user-hl7xy3vk5d
      @user-hl7xy3vk5d Před 5 lety

      looking back at my reply, I realized that it's the worst reply I've ever made....welp time for some bleach!

    • @kitty_chan4266
      @kitty_chan4266 Před 5 lety +2

      Johnny Johnny
      WHAT DO U WANT PAPA IM PLAYING FORTNITE
      Uhh stop plz stop playing son lets act
      NEVER!
      TELLING LIES?
      I hate you papa.

  • @timfrey2358
    @timfrey2358 Před 4 lety +984

    Sean Connery's voice acting sounds like a kid trying to make meme videos quietly in his room so his parents won't hear XD he was so damn good in Dragon Heart, what happened Sean?

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 Před 3 lety +39

      2 years later...
      R.I.P Sean Connery
      What a terrible way to end his flim career

    • @monkeybusiness3079
      @monkeybusiness3079 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mariajimenafigueroa8311 rest in peace

    • @cookscreativecorner
      @cookscreativecorner Před 3 lety +16

      From James Bond to Highlander to Dragonheart to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen…to this. Rest in peace, Mr. Bond…James Bond. There can be only one when it comes to you.

    • @christopherdunstan1708
      @christopherdunstan1708 Před 3 lety +4

      Dementia.

    • @Aromantic-freak
      @Aromantic-freak Před 2 lety +1

      I have no fricken clue

  • @SniffHeinkel
    @SniffHeinkel Před 3 lety +47

    I am quickly starting to understand why SNL chose to portray Sean Connery as a perverted old Scotsman in those Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches.

  • @o3o930
    @o3o930 Před 3 lety +11

    21:09 pretty sure he's not the only anthropomorphic goat with hands out there

  • @holysmokes1047
    @holysmokes1047 Před 5 lety +266

    They look like characters from "guess who?" (Boardgame).

    • @Kuginefully
      @Kuginefully Před 5 lety +2

      Lol underrated comment XD Ah you made me laugh hard till I got some tears

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +2

      They do!

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 Před 5 lety +2

      You're right

  • @supersonic6113
    @supersonic6113 Před 5 lety +352

    this truly scares me

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 Před 3 lety +23

    I just got reminded today that this was Sean Connerys last film ever
    RIP my favourite Bond

  • @bahamas6054
    @bahamas6054 Před 3 lety +26

    R.i.p to Sean Connery, August 25, 1930 - October 31, 2020
    May you rest, as SirBilli😔🙌
    Sir Billi was literally the LAST movie he ever stared in, in 2012...
    They should put that on his gravestone
    "In honor of SirBilli"

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 Před 5 lety +337

    I am afraid of no man....But that...thing...
    Sir Billi...
    *It scares me*

  • @strawberrybubbles32
    @strawberrybubbles32 Před 5 lety +412

    Anybody else glad that Sean Connery wasn't in The Lord of the Rings?

  • @theextracrispycolonel9504
    @theextracrispycolonel9504 Před 3 lety +46

    A moment of silence for Sir Sean Connery

  • @dr.altoclef9255
    @dr.altoclef9255 Před 2 lety +12

    Ok, so from what I've gathered, the joke with the goat is that he thinks he's a dog.
    Like, he sleeps in a dog bed, there's that montage where he's reading the book about mistaken identity, the pissing on the floor thing...
    I guess like, the goat is a long-term psychiatric patient whom Billi has apparently developed some sort of friendship with and seemingly is keeping in some sort of inpatient treatment.

  • @bendittrich1218
    @bendittrich1218 Před 5 lety +320

    Sean Connery's final film.
    *God joined*
    It's Sir Billi.
    *God left*

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 5 lety +13

      *Satan joined*
      Satan: "Ohh fuck this"
      *Satan left*

    • @krush333
      @krush333 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Sonichero151 hahaha lol

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 Před 5 lety

      Is it bad to say that I would rather it have been League of extraordinary gentleman

    • @doryanburlison6998
      @doryanburlison6998 Před 2 lety

      @@aguynamelex3146 Of course not. That movie was like The Godfather compared to this pile of crap.

  • @washedblue
    @washedblue Před 4 lety +1040

    3:43 "sounds... metallic-y"
    FUN FACT: they actually recorded Sean's lines through two cans and a string. he felt he was too underpaid and there weren't enough ego-stroke callbacks so he did all his lines in bed while the director and recording staff sat outside his room

  • @milkygrapewishes
    @milkygrapewishes Před 3 lety +21

    0:00
    The one part where you can actually hear Billi's dialogue

  • @raghugba863
    @raghugba863 Před 3 lety +16

    It makes me mad that people say things like "the suit from kill bill" while yes, its obviously a reference to kill bill, THAT suit is a reference to a bruce lee movie

  • @keyfiregamez2036
    @keyfiregamez2036 Před 4 lety +173

    20:10 I heard "But yo ass is seriously bumpin' in the wrong waters"

  • @axeadaptor7615
    @axeadaptor7615 Před 5 lety +488

    Give Papa A Juicy Kiss
    Knock Knock...FBI OPEN UP!

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 Před 3 lety +15

    18:47 Saber: Literally says the beaver's name. Continues to call her "the beaver".

  • @PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006

    To make matter worse, the voice actor of Sir Billi (Sean Connery) died on his sleep on 31 October 2020, aged 90, at his home in the Lyford Cay community of Nassau in The Bahamas. His death was announced by his family and Eon Productions; although they did not disclose the cause of death, his son Jason said he had been unwell for some time. A day later, Connery's wife Micheline Roquebrune said he had dementia in his final years. Connery's death certificate was obtained by TMZ a month after his death, showing that he died of pneumonia and heart failure, and the time of death was listed as 1:30 a.m. He was cremated after his death, and his ashes will be scattered in Scotland at a date yet to be determined

  • @BewbsOP
    @BewbsOP Před 5 lety +204

    22:31 did billi just shove his arm through the top of the car horror movie style?

  • @miasanchez276
    @miasanchez276 Před 5 lety +287

    "Give papa a juice kiss ಸ_ಸ"
    Me: ohhhh hell naw

  • @skeleturtle742
    @skeleturtle742 Před 3 lety +46

    He may have passed away today but all I can think of is how he would smack a woman with an open hand...

    • @Sasuhinagirl1
      @Sasuhinagirl1 Před měsícem

      Amazing how people can rationalize "it's not abuse if it's with an open hand!"

  • @soundzthevibewalker
    @soundzthevibewalker Před 3 lety +36

    strange watching this the day connery died

    • @98953812
      @98953812 Před 3 lety +5

      I literally watched this the night before. Wow.

  • @dalek3055
    @dalek3055 Před 5 lety +224

    Bill's Billy goat named Billy, dressed as a kill bill character, billception

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 Před 5 lety +488

    Sean Connery's
    Sexual Charged
    Scottish Cartoon

  • @williamgreenway1785
    @williamgreenway1785 Před 3 lety +13

    18:42 i genuinely thought that was part of the movie for a minute and not an edit😅😂

  • @m4y3r99
    @m4y3r99 Před 3 lety +14

    he died at age 90

  • @TheGhost-rp3ko
    @TheGhost-rp3ko Před 5 lety +206

    Apparently the people who made this movie were angry that Brave was received much better

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 Před 5 lety +69

      I'm angry that they made this shit stain movie in my country.

    • @CavemanNo.12
      @CavemanNo.12 Před 5 lety +57

      @@jazzydrawz3792 im offended and ive never set foot in scotland

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 Před 5 lety +26

      Future Karate Master I'm offended and I've never even been in Europe
      Or wherever Scotland is

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 Před 5 lety +19

      @@switchblade6 Scotland is in a little island with England and Wales

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 Před 5 lety +5

      Ah I see

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE Před 5 lety +357

    Wait, so, I'm confused... Beavers are illegal and all are supposed to be deported to Norway. The cop finally catches this rogue beaver and takes it away, thus he's just doing his job. Billi threatens physical harm to an officer of the law, IN FRONT of said officer's superiors, and the cop gets arrested?
    Also, why does every character look weird and distorted, yet the Soviet sub guy looks like a normal human?

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 Před 5 lety +69

      That submariner is actually the last original non-mutated human left in this dystopian future, poor guy must have missed the fall of civilization entirely.

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE Před 5 lety +14

      How much air and supplies did he have in that submarine???

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 Před 5 lety +30

      @@BYERE Apparently about 30 years worth, Mother Russia packed big lunches.

    • @barrag3463
      @barrag3463 Před 5 lety +13

      @@dr.velious5411 in this alternative timeline the cold war went hot and the only survivors who are unmutated are those who were in the subs.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 5 lety +2

      This thread is awesome, XD!

  • @matthewskidmore2397
    @matthewskidmore2397 Před 3 lety +24

    Sad to hear of Sean Connery's passing today. Quite glad most publications have forgotten that this was his final film so that his legacy remains intact. Legendary actor. Seen all his Bond films as well as playing Indy's father in The Last Crusade.

  • @megabutters9144
    @megabutters9144 Před 3 lety +28

    1:28 "Sean's dead career"
    That didn't age well...

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse Před 5 lety +907

    PLEASE review Sahara, it’s a movie on Netflix that appears child friendly and is visually stunning but THERES DRUGS AND MURDER AND STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND A MAIN CHARACTER IS LITERALLY A STONER IM NOT JOKING

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 Před 5 lety +42

      Yeah I've been thinking he'd do it for a while. ^^'

    • @drtrike2721
      @drtrike2721 Před 5 lety +43

      Hmm the Sahara I know is about snakes.

    • @kadenkim5193
      @kadenkim5193 Před 5 lety +11

      A show? Isn’t it a movie?

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr Před 5 lety +11

      No one like this comment any more

    • @matheusdeoliveirasilva9483
      @matheusdeoliveirasilva9483 Před 5 lety +41

      I loved Sahara. It's surely not meant for kids, but I think Saberspark reviews only bad movies

  • @wonkusbonkus8528
    @wonkusbonkus8528 Před 5 lety +643

    I. Am. From. Scotland.
    This is offensive.
    ( The film not the review )

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 Před 5 lety +46

      Zip Doodles I. Am. Offensive.
      This is from Scotland.
      (XD jk)

    • @Living.Dead.Rocker
      @Living.Dead.Rocker Před 4 lety +12

      I'm offended by the bad film

    • @zagreus3877
      @zagreus3877 Před 4 lety +4

      Zip Doodles ah fuck I’ve been gnomed

    • @pretzeldough2959
      @pretzeldough2959 Před 4 lety +19

      Boi I am so sorry. This movie is a disgrace and a horrible rep for Scotland.

    • @spacekid9680
      @spacekid9680 Před 4 lety +4

      THIS MOVIE'S EXISTENCE BRINGS GREAT SHAME UPON OUR COUNTRY. THE GREAT LAND THAT IS SCOTLAND

  • @cryspbytes1037
    @cryspbytes1037 Před 3 lety +27

    Who here after Sean Connery died? 😔 RIP

  • @deadforPEACE1
    @deadforPEACE1 Před 2 lety +7

    24:09
    **Comrade dancing in the backround**

  • @gummyworms
    @gummyworms Před 5 lety +515

    Am I the only one noticing a Shrek like aspect here? An aggressive scottish character lead with a hooved animal as his side kick. I could just be looking too far into this, but..

    • @enzopezzo
      @enzopezzo Před 5 lety +7

      Gummy Saurus Nice Knight cookie pfp you have there m8

    • @gummyworms
      @gummyworms Před 5 lety +1

      Am nothin Thank you :"D

    • @enzopezzo
      @enzopezzo Před 5 lety +8

      Gummy Saurus I remember what he says when he makes that face
      He says, "Ugh! Some *idiot* set the dragon's nose hairs on fire!"

    • @loanix9787
      @loanix9787 Před 5 lety +24

      *_I think your on to something mate_*

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince Před 5 lety +20

      How dark you disrespect our lord and savior by comparing him to this trash!

  • @stevenmael
    @stevenmael Před 5 lety +209

    "Is he a pet!? a friend!? a piece of shi-" WAIT arent they all the same?

    • @GuardianTam
      @GuardianTam Před 5 lety +8

      Only sometimes.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +3

      If you think that, maybe you shouldn't have friends

    • @stevenmael
      @stevenmael Před 5 lety +3

      Parker Green dude its a joke, im sorry if it made you think i actually consider my friends like this.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +2

      @@stevenmael Boy, I feel like an ass

    • @stevenmael
      @stevenmael Před 5 lety +2

      Parker Green not to worry, just a simple mistake.

  • @aaronreeve1414
    @aaronreeve1414 Před 3 lety +9

    “...but they couldn’t get to the beaver.”
    A pain I know all too well.

  • @afierymess2307
    @afierymess2307 Před 3 lety +26

    This... This was his last role before his death. Man, what a character. Rest in peace, Sir Sean Connery.

  • @benbilistic6452
    @benbilistic6452 Před 5 lety +647

    7:31 Don't worry I'm Scottish so I can translate
    Scottish: right lads I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks taemorrow ,shtupit idea anyway
    Americanese: alright boys I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks tomorrow ,stupid idea anyway

  • @Deerling-gd2ev
    @Deerling-gd2ev Před 5 lety +703

    “Now then my lucky lad, give grandpa a juicy kiss”
    SPECIAL VICTUMS UNIT
    Edit: Ok so I know literally everyone says things like this but HOW DID AN OUTDATED MEME GET ME THIS MANY LIKES?

  • @angelgalarza5304
    @angelgalarza5304 Před 3 lety +15

    RIP Sean Connery :(

  • @illyad5435
    @illyad5435 Před 3 lety +4

    24:58 that frontside flip was a redeeming quality

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Před rokem +2

      The redeeming qualities:
      1) The guy who came from the submarine has a semi-good design
      2) Okay soundtrack
      3) Serena (Billi's daugther) is a tolerable character
      4) Bessie's reaction to her bunny brother in danger was kinda funny
      Everything else sucked

  • @MagusSerling
    @MagusSerling Před 5 lety +264

    Hey saberspark. I do sound design for a living. The ‘metallic’ sound is due to a heavy amount of noise reduction. Likely they recorded his audio in a noisy environment and their attempts to fix it resulted in it sounding almost underwater. It’s because they removed so much of the waveform that it sounds like a glitchy, garbled mess. The more you know!

    • @eugeneketaminekrebs3403
      @eugeneketaminekrebs3403 Před 2 lety +6

      That makes sense.

    • @DogFoxHybrid
      @DogFoxHybrid Před 2 lety +20

      He probably did his lines calling from the bathroom like he did for the Highlander intro.

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před 2 lety +8

      Why would they record him in a noisy environment?

    • @MagusSerling
      @MagusSerling Před 2 lety +24

      @@Demonetization_Symbol Lack of experience. You'd be surprised what directors would outright refuse to listen to their engineers as well.

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před 2 lety +3

      @@MagusSerling wdym by engineers?

  • @KaysCornerr
    @KaysCornerr Před 5 lety +208

    Is it just me or is it impossible to understand a word of what "Billi" is saying *even with the volume all the way up?*

    • @Primantiss
      @Primantiss Před 5 lety +11

      I was having the same issues. I just gave up half way through and listened to him mumble xD

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Před 5 lety +2

      its not just you

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 Před 5 lety +6

      I can hear him mumbling but it's hard in general.

    • @fredleggett923
      @fredleggett923 Před 5 lety

      Seems to be a somewhat common problem with CZcams reviewers who insert clips into their commentary. Maybe to avoid the flagging bot. Still annoying, though.

    • @alejandrobruce4769
      @alejandrobruce4769 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah. Particularly around 12:15-12:26. I mean, what the f*ck is he even saying? Even as max volume, it's almost impossible to hear it.

  • @userthomash
    @userthomash Před 3 lety +19

    "pulled his corpse out of the grave" that aged like milk

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind Před 3 lety +27

    Unfortunately as Sean has passed away, *this* will be his official last narrative film. :(

  • @Krisipoke
    @Krisipoke Před 5 lety +165

    The "Uma Thurman outfit" actually originates from Bruce Lee, that's what it was a reference to in Kill Bill as well.

    • @samamies88
      @samamies88 Před 5 lety +4

      Kristóf Muzsik i was going to type about this too but the "Kill Bill(i)" joke doesn't work with Bruce movie iirc.

    • @drizzyrauvryar6992
      @drizzyrauvryar6992 Před 5 lety +1

      I thought the comment section would be lit up with this error.
      I guess no one watches "kungfu" movies nowadays.

    • @angiec7309
      @angiec7309 Před 5 lety

      100

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Před 5 lety +2

      So, Gordon the Bruce Lee cosplaying goat?

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch Před 5 lety +424

    "Give papa a juicy kiss."
    "Hello, I'm Chris Hansen."

  • @antonfredricson9205
    @antonfredricson9205 Před 3 lety +15

    RIP Sean Connery

  • @creeperjo7
    @creeperjo7 Před 2 lety +12

    5:53 everybody gangsta til he walks in and starts speakin enchantment table