25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny

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    We'll all have that one friend who tells dumb jokes...jokes that are so dumb you actually laugh at them. The joke itself isn't funny. Maybe it's the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn't funny. It can't be. It's too dumb to be funny.
    That situation repeats itself in social circles all over the world, regardless of language, country, or culture. For some reason, it is an innate thing to do. We laugh at things precisely because they aren't funny. Well, some of us do. The rest of us probably just groan. In fact, this situation might remind you of something. Dad jokes. That's right, dad jokes. While the two aren't exactly the same thing, they share a lot of commonalities. Dad jokes typically fall into the dumb, eye roll worthy category.
    Today's jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad jokey, share one thing in common - they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy this, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny!
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    Dinosaurs
    German children
    Criminal
    Ex-wife
    Egyptians
    Farmer's Sheep
    E.T.
    Denial
    Unthinkable
    Guess who
    Mexican magician
    Giraffe
    Cats
    Cannibal
    Door
    Car
    Flying V
    Scuba Divers
    Peter Pan
    Myself
    Average People
    Batman
    Harry Potter
    Pirate
    Vegans
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  • @galaticnight852
    @galaticnight852 Před 7 lety +607

    I put my phone on airplane mode
    I threw it and it didn't fly
    someone explain pls

  • @a1aylaghn830
    @a1aylaghn830 Před 7 lety +1462

    guess how I escaped Iraq? iran

  • @lolslick7776
    @lolslick7776 Před 5 lety +487

    *i got these shoes from a drug dealer.. idk what he laced them with.. but I’ve been tripping all day*

  • @iiSnappz
    @iiSnappz Před 4 lety +517

    Kid: Mom, what’s dark humour?
    Mom: See that armless guy over there? Tell him to clap.
    Kid: But mom! I’m blind!
    Mom: Exactly.

    • @pedroh8024
      @pedroh8024 Před 4 lety +10

      Lol

    • @sonic2rules606
      @sonic2rules606 Před 3 lety +18

      oh shit
      brilliant

    • @mabadabba8666
      @mabadabba8666 Před 3 lety +16

      Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date
      CHICK: What’s your occupation?
      GUY: I work with animals.
      CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them?
      GUY: I’m a butcher.

    • @sarahjaneaballe9038
      @sarahjaneaballe9038 Před 2 lety +3

      I see what you did there

    • @ashukhanna5414
      @ashukhanna5414 Před 2 lety +5

      well every humour is dark humour for him

  • @uncledonel1742
    @uncledonel1742 Před 7 lety +447

    Sara: Good day my love
    Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time.
    Sara: Do you want me to leave?
    Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies.
    Sara: Do you love me?
    Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day.
    Sara: Have you ever cheated on me?
    Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing?
    Sara: Would you like to kiss me?
    Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance.
    Sara: Would you like to hit me?
    Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me...
    Sara: Can I trust you?
    Mike: Yes honey
    Sara: Darling
    Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂

  • @suhailmoosa6959
    @suhailmoosa6959 Před 7 lety +1015

    why did Adele cross the road
    to say hello from the other side

    • @minty-fresh5744
      @minty-fresh5744 Před 7 lety +3

      yasssssssss XD

    • @gamingpro9120
      @gamingpro9120 Před 7 lety +2

      Suhail Moosa bvg

    • @parceIfish
      @parceIfish Před 7 lety

      hahaha

    • @ella2000xx
      @ella2000xx Před 7 lety +3

      Suhail Moosa omg that was nice
      i would say a joke about infinity
      but it will go on for ever

    • @zedanononoodmo149
      @zedanononoodmo149 Před 7 lety

      Suhail Moosa what did the sheel says when you shear his cloth
      shearyously

  • @oscarpeters103
    @oscarpeters103 Před 3 lety +85

    i'm so good at sleeping. i can do it with my eyes closed

    • @justsomerandomdude6649
      @justsomerandomdude6649 Před 2 lety +4

      Same

    • @graduatedpinksnowball668
      @graduatedpinksnowball668 Před 2 lety +6

      Man i have to sleep with my eyes open it sucks

    • @justsomerandomdude6649
      @justsomerandomdude6649 Před 2 lety

      @@graduatedpinksnowball668 yeah it must suck only 5% of people are skilled enough to sleep with their eyes closed

    • @oscarpeters103
      @oscarpeters103 Před 2 lety

      @@graduatedpinksnowball668 oh don't worry you'll improve

    • @joeystyles18
      @joeystyles18 Před 2 lety

      Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @tasha5962
    @tasha5962 Před 5 lety +262

    Do wanna know about the lettuce and the tomato racing?
    The lettuce was ahead
    But the tomato was trying to ketchup!
    I'll go home now...

  • @IHeartDonnut
    @IHeartDonnut Před 7 lety +246

    I forgot how to use a boomerang but suddenly it came back to me

  • @cyrusflores3217
    @cyrusflores3217 Před 8 lety +1822

    If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Před rokem +23

    I wanna eat a giant pot of chili at a football game, but I can't do it without a Super Bowl.

  • @ohshit9463
    @ohshit9463 Před 4 lety +57

    "Your Girlfriend Looks like my mom."

  • @therabbit5000
    @therabbit5000 Před 7 lety +1788

    Me: *Looking at a video*
    *clicks on the video, sees 2 weirdo's talking*
    Me: Nah
    *Starts Overwatch*

  • @The_Animal_Man
    @The_Animal_Man Před 6 lety +451

    The jokes in this comment section are funnier than the video itself

  • @Chris_p257
    @Chris_p257 Před 4 lety +53

    MY REACTION TO THE JOKES ʕಠ_ಠʔ

  • @kingawancowicz4686
    @kingawancowicz4686 Před 4 lety +36

    I have a riddle
    You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first?
    The car door 😂😂😂😂

  • @workhardism
    @workhardism Před 7 lety +392

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

  • @obadiahstane2057
    @obadiahstane2057 Před 7 lety +1391

    That moment when you realize the comment section has better jokes than the actual video

  • @Noah11112
    @Noah11112 Před 3 lety +41

    I was playing chess with my friend, he said “let’s make it interesting,” so we stopped playing chess

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Před 3 lety +64

    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
    An investigator

    • @stvrrlight7
      @stvrrlight7 Před 2 lety

      Yooo

    • @ZTGAMEZ
      @ZTGAMEZ Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t get it

    • @leimatzunkyo5586
      @leimatzunkyo5586 Před 2 lety

      @@ZTGAMEZ Bruh, alligator and investigator both has the word IGATOR in it and the alligator is in A VEST, so it is INVEST-IGATOR

    • @rjHxKl12w
      @rjHxKl12w Před 2 lety

      You copied it

    • @ranboosteak1482
      @ranboosteak1482 Před 2 lety

      thats cute inmy opinion :)

  • @ammaradam3734
    @ammaradam3734 Před 7 lety +1830

    my teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use the word dandelion in a sentence.....
    da cheetah is faster dandelion

    • @reinhardearlin6977
      @reinhardearlin6977 Před 7 lety +76

      Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence:
      The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.

    • @Kp-ez2xc
      @Kp-ez2xc Před 7 lety +1

      BBQKoalaBang LOLLL

    • @wildfifaplayer5812
      @wildfifaplayer5812 Před 7 lety +1

      BBQKoalaBang z

    • @valentineyves
      @valentineyves Před 7 lety +2

      BBQKoalaBang 😂😂

    • @frischenmerencillo9620
      @frischenmerencillo9620 Před 7 lety +9

      I'm just scrolling through these dumb jokes because of Jin's dad jokes. How come I see kpopers everywhere?

  • @hannahbarnfield4981
    @hannahbarnfield4981 Před 7 lety +105

    whens a 100% british potatoe not british?
    when its french fries

  • @unknown-pc1cr
    @unknown-pc1cr Před 3 lety +32

    My friend: U know why I don't like stairs
    Me: Why
    Friend: Cause their always up to something. Boom
    Me:😬😬😬😬

  • @Liverpoollassie
    @Liverpoollassie Před 5 lety +16

    What is an eggs favorite emotion?
    Eggcitement

  • @nmoradi8796
    @nmoradi8796 Před 7 lety +366

    There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!"
    So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!"
    the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!"
    "yes!" the boy carried on
    "who do you think you are?" the teacher asked
    "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! "
    The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?"
    the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"

  • @brandonbrown6736
    @brandonbrown6736 Před 7 lety +765

    Anyone else pause the video and look at the comments instead

  • @Inerself2222
    @Inerself2222 Před 3 lety +34

    Tip: don’t be the first to laugh at your own joke after saying it.

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 Před 5 lety +17

    Why did Sally fall of the swing?
    She had no arms
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Not Sally

    • @ruva7572
      @ruva7572 Před 4 lety +1

      😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @HS-md1er
      @HS-md1er Před 4 lety

      Joseph Izzo what?

    • @giamendez6939
      @giamendez6939 Před 4 lety +2

      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      Sally
      How if her arms fell off
      She used her knee

  • @chevy1991
    @chevy1991 Před 7 lety +427

    There was a boy wh put a hand up in class
    Teacher: yes johnny
    Student: can I go to the toilet
    Teacher: after you sing the alphabet
    Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
    Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it
    Student: running down my leg

    • @katepfeifer9742
      @katepfeifer9742 Před 7 lety +3

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan Winny Geasly

    • @creej103
      @creej103 Před 7 lety +2

      I get that but dont get that

    • @masonely4499
      @masonely4499 Před 7 lety

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan I know that one from 2nd grade

    • @user-wh8fd4yp2o
      @user-wh8fd4yp2o Před 7 lety +1

      Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan lol

    • @itsaeroh3568
      @itsaeroh3568 Před 7 lety +2

      Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.

  • @jines5625
    @jines5625 Před 7 lety +336

    what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed
    oh sheet

  • @phil8305
    @phil8305 Před 3 lety +14

    I didnt know why the ball kept getting bigger
    then it hit me

  • @jesshenschke6438
    @jesshenschke6438 Před rokem +6

    What do you call an M&M that went to college?
    A smarty!

  • @H3NRY
    @H3NRY Před 7 lety +538

    Wife: How would you describe me?
    Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
    Wife: What does that mean?
    Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.
    Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean?
    Husband: I'm just kidding!

  • @pizzagamer8886
    @pizzagamer8886 Před 7 lety +361

    why did a bank robber have a bath????
    he wanted to have a clean getaway

    • @ennemm9820
      @ennemm9820 Před 7 lety +14

      pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing 😂

    • @Ty-us9do
      @Ty-us9do Před 7 lety

      pizzagamer 888 lol

    • @sanstheskeleton1502
      @sanstheskeleton1502 Před 7 lety

      who let the 🐕 out not me im about to eat my dog my
      hotdog

    • @evanlafitte9315
      @evanlafitte9315 Před 7 lety +3

      Kodiie Banks that was so bad you should be ashamed

    • @Bruh-yk5zt
      @Bruh-yk5zt Před 6 lety

      Evan Lafitte, its just a joke

  • @theatee6228
    @theatee6228 Před 3 lety +13

    The feeling when you start to laugh before you tell the joke

  • @alankent
    @alankent Před 5 lety +17

    I love how Mike cracks himself up!
    By the way, Kinder contains a short "i" like cinder. Not as in more kind.

  • @YourMom-un7jp
    @YourMom-un7jp Před 7 lety +138

    If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?

  • @truedogelord9933
    @truedogelord9933 Před 7 lety +704

    I have a funny joke....
    My Grades
    *Laughs and likes his own comment*

  • @jasmincallejas4603
    @jasmincallejas4603 Před 5 lety +19

    Why don't most lakes dry?
    Because it doesn't have a towel😂

  • @Shadic24367
    @Shadic24367 Před 5 lety +20

    17 got me laughing as I immediately imagined Mike Tyson asking me

  • @Butter12321
    @Butter12321 Před 7 lety +221

    did you know 4/3 of people don't understand math jokes?

  • @alexazhari5420
    @alexazhari5420 Před 5 lety +668

    I love how everyone's laugh is funnier then there joke 😂

    • @republicofmemenation9073
      @republicofmemenation9073 Před 3 lety +7

      I like how the 63 people who liked this and many more who came across it didn’t correct you.

    • @falling_table
      @falling_table Před 3 lety +1

      Omg “funnier” lmao 😂

    • @tammyccrowder
      @tammyccrowder Před 3 lety +1

      Does anybody Remember the My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER Shout out to you gravity falls fans

    • @Liyah931
      @Liyah931 Před 3 lety

      True😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaparsons6843
      @rebeccaparsons6843 Před 3 lety +1

      * their

  • @socal3154
    @socal3154 Před 4 lety +8

    8:03 His malfunctioned laugh reminds me of Kawhi Leonard when he says that he is a fun guy

  • @valeniusthekat
    @valeniusthekat Před 4 lety +80

    What do you call a short psychic running from the law?
    A small medium at large
    😂😂😂😂😂
    I'll see myself out.....
    👇👍

    • @psychokinesis878
      @psychokinesis878 Před 3 lety +2

      Let me escort you out!!!😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @anygoodnameideas6934
    @anygoodnameideas6934 Před 7 lety +411

    I have 6 mouths, 3 noses, 7 eyes, and 1 eyebrows. What am I?
    Ugly.

    • @Wawa-ev1qw
      @Wawa-ev1qw Před 7 lety +6

      Got that from dude perfect didn't you

    • @nazmo1880
      @nazmo1880 Před 7 lety +11

      I have 1 mouth,1 nose,2 eyes and 2 eyebrowes and
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      I am still ugly

    • @Xam-B-X
      @Xam-B-X Před 7 lety +1

      Any Good Name Ideas? 69 you said "1 eyebrows"
      grammer much?

    • @anygoodnameideas6934
      @anygoodnameideas6934 Před 7 lety +2

      Xambie X7
      Cause you've never done a typo...

    • @Xam-B-X
      @Xam-B-X Před 7 lety

      Any Good Name Ideas? 69 that is true.

  • @brooklynholding8882
    @brooklynholding8882 Před 7 lety +178

    Why don't Indians play soccer?
    Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 Před rokem +8

    I love these two lol They always have a good time and the entertainment comes naturally. I'll never not watch this channel!

  • @abyante7863
    @abyante7863 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know about jokes but the way he is laughing makes me laugh
    😂😂

  • @karenbressler6187
    @karenbressler6187 Před 7 lety +57

    Why did the cowboy want to die with his boots on? He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

    • @frownless
      @frownless Před 7 lety

      Karen Bressler I have funny jokes

    • @katiekat4457
      @katiekat4457 Před 7 lety

      Good God...lol

    • @ella2000xx
      @ella2000xx Před 7 lety +6

      Karen Bressler what did the cow say when he jumped off a cliff
      cowabunga i won't milk the cow jokes that would be udderly ridiculous

    • @ic3y_wolf186
      @ic3y_wolf186 Před 7 lety +3

      ella2000xx no that was a punny joke

  • @islamcdonald2481
    @islamcdonald2481 Před 7 lety +69

    Me:will you remember me in a minute
    person:yes
    me:will you remember me in an hour?
    person:yes
    me:will you remember me in a year?
    person:yes
    me:knock knock
    person:who's there?
    me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME

  • @graceLuv-pr8zp
    @graceLuv-pr8zp Před 5 lety +5

    Mike: lets do a freeze frame!!
    Also Mike: dammit *falls on his face

  • @Drawn_Together_Lover
    @Drawn_Together_Lover Před rokem +4

    Why doesn't a squirrel own a car?
    It'll drive people nuts.

  • @Tuinman_
    @Tuinman_ Před 7 lety +277

    Why schouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
    because they don't have windows XD

  • @oskar751
    @oskar751 Před 7 lety +118

    Why did my pc say hello?
    Because it's A - DELL

    • @shhdun1440
      @shhdun1440 Před 7 lety

      I LAUGHED IDK WHY

    • @annielovekats6727
      @annielovekats6727 Před 7 lety

      Trouble - Agario pretty funny actually 😂

    • @oskar751
      @oskar751 Před 7 lety

      Thank you :D

    • @thatrandomshortsguy196
      @thatrandomshortsguy196 Před 7 lety

      Annie love kats not really

    • @leoflores8174
      @leoflores8174 Před 7 lety

      Trouble - Agario 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need to show this to my mom yeeeeesaaa!!!! XD

  • @jaiceejones3153
    @jaiceejones3153 Před 5 lety +4

    two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

  • @misbahailia3345
    @misbahailia3345 Před rokem +2

    Number 16, is the only one that got me.
    Also, the pirate joke "I'm 80!' Got me

  • @mosswoof6701
    @mosswoof6701 Před 6 lety +520

    When i get naked in the bathroom...
    The shower usually gets turned on.

    • @jerry3020
      @jerry3020 Před 5 lety +6

      That was on their pun video

    • @okaden1015
      @okaden1015 Před 4 lety +1

      Usually??

    • @thesubtitlesisalie
      @thesubtitlesisalie Před 4 lety

      @@okaden1015 As shit, this man doesn't bath.

    • @perdykool
      @perdykool Před 4 lety +1

      🙈😂😂🤣 I laughed way too hard. Thank you

    • @Amelia-qg9po
      @Amelia-qg9po Před 4 lety

      You should hire a investment for your wife’s condoms

  • @Plurmo
    @Plurmo Před 6 lety +341

    Why do i watch scary videos on the toilet?
    Because it scares the shit out of me

  • @carenlettofsky3045
    @carenlettofsky3045 Před 10 měsíci +1

    It is SOOO much fun watching you two together. You guys must be a blast to hang out with.

  • @claudeclaude4526
    @claudeclaude4526 Před 3 lety +4

    What did DIO said when Giorno was severely injured?
    He said "MY SON! I WAS *WRYYYYYYY'd* ABOUT YOU"

  • @excalibert-kh6xy
    @excalibert-kh6xy Před 7 lety +165

    There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".

    • @shade_tato-2584
      @shade_tato-2584 Před 7 lety +1

      excal ibert2222222 Cough* skydoeeeezznutts

    • @excalibert-kh6xy
      @excalibert-kh6xy Před 7 lety

      what the heck is skydoeeeezznutts lol

    • @gageg9096
      @gageg9096 Před 7 lety +7

      excal ibert2222222 dad, why is my sister named rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses. Son: thanks dad! Dad: no problem minecraft pocket edition

    • @excalibert-kh6xy
      @excalibert-kh6xy Před 7 lety

      lol

    • @Tbird1215
      @Tbird1215 Před 7 lety +1

      excal ibert2222222 *cough cough* unoriginal *cough cough*

  • @HarjinderSingh-kl1dy
    @HarjinderSingh-kl1dy Před 7 lety +153

    Why did the duck cross the road
    To prove he wasn't chicken.

  • @s.trotter2467
    @s.trotter2467 Před 4 lety +1

    👍HILARIOUS!👍
    Most of these actually are funny!
    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @creeps7264
    @creeps7264 Před 5 lety +22

    The only I am laughing is Tristan's reactions XD

  • @arandomguyonthenet5941
    @arandomguyonthenet5941 Před 5 lety +807

    I laugh so hard at this video it accidentally made me hit my head with a coke can
    Its alright though, its a soft drink
    **Cries in the corner**

  • @eduardoparreira689
    @eduardoparreira689 Před 7 lety +147

    Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
    Why?
    Because their horns don't work

    • @thelegacyTYT
      @thelegacyTYT Před 5 lety +2

      lol play on words xD. Bulls have tho sooo... but crafty

    • @KECOG
      @KECOG Před 4 lety +3

      I think we've milked this one enough for one thread. If I'm wrong, though, it's my Miss Steak. :)

    • @drake-wf9ew
      @drake-wf9ew Před 4 lety

      U got it from a joke book

    • @hemmojito
      @hemmojito Před 4 lety

      Lol. Took me a second...

    • @HS-md1er
      @HS-md1er Před 4 lety

      Eduardo Parreira what?

  • @charlieandbrian2687
    @charlieandbrian2687 Před 4 lety +2

    Some of these were just so simple that they were so funny😂

  • @amytran9779
    @amytran9779 Před 5 lety +25

    The guy:what did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
    The other guy:where’s my sheep?
    Me:😑
    My mind:worst jokes ever

    • @suprxmememe6803
      @suprxmememe6803 Před 3 lety +2

      POV: You still laughed at how dumb the joke was

  • @strawberrymsp-9761
    @strawberrymsp-9761 Před 7 lety +116

    what did the a policeman say to his belly ????
    YOUR UNDER A VEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @momsmyname44
    @momsmyname44 Před 7 lety +386

    what I if told you
    you that read wrong

  • @elledawn9353
    @elledawn9353 Před 5 lety +9

    Having friends can sometimes be painful. Specifically if they smack you upside the head

  • @vasco2159
    @vasco2159 Před 4 lety +13

    Why did the scarecrow win an award
    It was out standing in its field

    • @blue_is_heree
      @blue_is_heree Před 4 lety +1

      I seen a video with that just before this one 😂😂

  • @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012

    What's a Car's revenge called?
    *Car-ma*

  • @CrimsonFox36
    @CrimsonFox36 Před 6 lety +123

    Your material is weak.
    I called my mom to ask her "Whats your favorite joke?"
    She said "You, son!"

  • @aspect_845
    @aspect_845 Před 3 lety +20

    What do you call a lost wolf?
    A Where-wolf
    😂😂😂

  • @rideon8134
    @rideon8134 Před 3 lety +1

    Great stuff😁

  • @spectrum3349
    @spectrum3349 Před 8 lety +481

    Why am I watching this?

    • @list25
      @list25  Před 8 lety +20

      Cause you're awesome. ~Mike

    • @janetgray9685
      @janetgray9685 Před 8 lety

      +list25 are you two brothers?

    • @list25
      @list25  Před 8 lety +8

      We aren't brothers, no. ~Mike

    • @Jeng95
      @Jeng95 Před 8 lety +3

      Are you lovers?

    • @Spartan24069
      @Spartan24069 Před 8 lety +4

      +list25 'when poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?'

  • @DrHaydentheFunny
    @DrHaydentheFunny Před 7 lety +164

    How do you stop a bull from charging?
    Cancel its credit card.

  • @thehollow4820
    @thehollow4820 Před 4 lety +2

    I only got the " her aim is getting better" joke after watching this. And I'm *ca-ching* my breath.

  • @coolskelleton95
    @coolskelleton95 Před 2 lety +7

    “My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!”
    “Her aim is getting better!”
    “Her aim is getting better!”

  • @lissiasilva4615
    @lissiasilva4615 Před 7 lety +514

    Son: mom you are so bad at making jokes
    mom: but I made you!

  • @AdZS848
    @AdZS848 Před 5 lety +161

    What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
    They became Flatman and Ribbon.

    • @humanbeing8676
      @humanbeing8676 Před 3 lety +3

      I can't stop thinking of Jojo when I saw the word steamroller

    • @aminabegum7259
      @aminabegum7259 Před 2 lety +1

      @@humanbeing8676 gojo saturn

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 Před 2 lety

      @@humanbeing8676 STEAM ROLLER DA! **Proceeds to kill jotaro with steam roller**

  • @SpicyJay
    @SpicyJay Před 4 lety

    3:43 so are we not gonna talk about that super realistic meow

  • @combatwombat8581
    @combatwombat8581 Před 4 lety +5

    Child: mummy how long is the flight
    Mummy: you know what they say, time flies when your on a plane...
    *plane crashes

  • @gamingtrifilm3369
    @gamingtrifilm3369 Před 8 lety +131

    I can already tell mike had fun doing this

    • @visionisscaryYTg
      @visionisscaryYTg Před 8 lety +1

      Mike is a joke?

    • @JonnDuune
      @JonnDuune Před 8 lety +1

      You had fun slapping him didn't you Tristan?

    • @galadriel3134
      @galadriel3134 Před 8 lety +1

      +Tristan@List25 The Video Guy yes he is lovely.

    • @boland73
      @boland73 Před 8 lety +1

      +Tristan@List25 The Video Guy Mike seems like a generally fun and upbeat person to be around! I'm jealous you get to experience it so often

    • @thisismynamedontjudge7905
      @thisismynamedontjudge7905 Před 7 lety

      yea he had lots of fun and lots of "good" jokes

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover Před 7 lety +70

    I appear to be the only person to find this hilarious...
    Either other people don't have a sense of humor, or I don't have a life.

    • @amphibiangoddess
      @amphibiangoddess Před 7 lety +3

      I thought some of the jokes were funny but not the banter.

    • @zekehirst6510
      @zekehirst6510 Před 7 lety +1

      it was so funny

    • @mepmep619
      @mepmep619 Před 7 lety +1

      i also think it was funny

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 Před 7 lety

      I thought it was funny too. Some of the talking brought it down, but the majority of these were good.

    • @katerienks9856
      @katerienks9856 Před 7 lety +2

      It's like my 5th time watching this

  • @Konschtimonschti
    @Konschtimonschti Před 3 lety +2

    I can't wait to become a dad and annoy my family with these.

  • @leahcoleman4203
    @leahcoleman4203 Před 3 lety

    The one that's telling the jokes first is the best dad jokes I'm laughedso hard

  • @dog_onion
    @dog_onion Před 7 lety +56

    Did you hear about that movie "Constipation"?
    It hasn't come out yet.

  • @czspeed9209
    @czspeed9209 Před 7 lety +256

    If the opposite of pro is con.
    Then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MystiDawn
    @MystiDawn Před 4 lety +2

    I got my parents with #13. But it was an antelope (cuz I live in Wyoming lol) they both fell for it pretty hard. I randomly ask them if they've found any jumping houses, or if the antelope have competition lol they hate it, but I love it cuz I'm usually a terrible joke teller lol

  • @janeangel7259
    @janeangel7259 Před 5 lety +1

    Who needs jokes when your entire life is a joke?

  • @Morphwing_
    @Morphwing_ Před 7 lety +34

    Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do?
    A: Scratch at the top of his coffin.
    Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes?
    A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles?
    Bert: No.
    A: So you see how well it works.
    Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
    A: Cuz he's dead
    your welcome, sorry not sorry
    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    • @adroitactions4738
      @adroitactions4738 Před 7 lety

      XD Good Ones!

    • @Morphwing_
      @Morphwing_ Před 7 lety +1

      Princess Know It All Thanks.
      I forgot to add this one. What was the last thing that went through it's mind when it got hit by a car?
      It's butt.

    • @fooman530
      @fooman530 Před 7 lety

      You're*

    • @Morphwing_
      @Morphwing_ Před 7 lety

      +Fooman530 Say wut.

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 Před 7 lety +1

      What did the Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire?
      I'll see you next month

  • @scrambledmeat618
    @scrambledmeat618 Před 7 lety +89

    0:59 YOU SEE IT'S, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d Před 7 lety +9

      Woo hoo!!! FALLERS OF THE INTERNET, UNITE! ONWARDS AOSHIMA!

    • @jrobinson4801
      @jrobinson4801 Před 7 lety +1

      analog romeo gravity falls!!

    • @digiishort
      @digiishort Před 7 lety +4

      YUS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @digiishort
      @digiishort Před 7 lety

      DO GE what?

    • @jrobinson4801
      @jrobinson4801 Před 7 lety

      you're NOT welcome to the black parade i don't know either

  • @tredmond252
    @tredmond252 Před 2 lety +1

    everyone: makes jokes.
    Me: just dances funny

  • @JustRudee
    @JustRudee Před 3 lety +1

    Dude play a drinking game everytime he leaves take a shot 😆

  • @Markharris-sm5hg
    @Markharris-sm5hg Před 7 lety +67

    thank God for the comments section its the funniest part of this page

  • @yodamaster757
    @yodamaster757 Před 7 lety +466

    You wanna know a funny joke...
    So do I

  • @lim.6535
    @lim.6535 Před 3 lety

    Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.

  • @latoyacavin6629
    @latoyacavin6629 Před 4 lety +4

    I thought I was easily amused! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂😂