4 Jokes That Will Make You The Most Liked Person In The Group
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We all want people to like us. And Ellen Degeneres seems to have that down to a science.
Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likable hosts on TV. And it’s largely due to the types of jokes that she makes. Almost all hosts are funny, but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of instantly endearing her guests to her.
Today we are going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use them to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to just generally be funnier throughout your day.
1:10 - The kind of jokes that make people sad, ones that Ellen rarely makes
2:08 - Self-deprecating jokes make people feel comfortable around Ellen
3:10 - Poking fun at subjects that people are not insecure about allows Ellen to crack jokes without upsetting people
5:20 - Making ego boosting jokes that make other people feel good, makes Ellen someone that people want to spend more time with
5:59 - Ellen can also joke around and just simply be silly
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Opening words: "Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television."
This video didn't age well. . .
At ALL.
@piriquito esquisito Many people who worked with her said she was very rude and there was a very toxic environment.
I was literally about to comment on that.
Maybe that was the joke. 🤔😎
@@matheus10b thats why shes the most likeable... "on television"
Me trying to be likeable:
"Want some gum?"
Them:
"How'd you get into my house?"
"I" and "they"...
Now thats funny...ty
Me trying to be funny:
You: "Chimney, DAAAAHHH"
Ah, too many times. Very relatable comment!
Too many self deprecating jokes are cringe tho
lets be like suga...wo don't give a sh''''''''t.....about anything...and still looks damn cool
Like me
(Heh)
The key thing is self deprecating while being clearly confident
Shane dawson
@@legionmaniac-9202 lol
Oops, this didn't age too well considering all the complaints her production dept has been lodging against her, lol.
DJ Krajex lol same
well she's a capitalist profiting from the system, what else can we expect
@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Yeah, enlightened anti-capitalists like Stalin, Fidel, etc., have historically treated people much better. I understand like in the Gulag was like a stay in Sandals.
Aged like milk
I tried this on 4 girls. All they said was get out of the girls bathroom. Unsubbed, disliked.
lmao
OktoPhlo LMFAO
Some guy said the same thing to me at my school in the hallway 😔
OktoPhlo why were you in the girls bathroom no wonder?!
I'm sorry.
I feel like this channel was created for aliens to learn how to be more accepted in the human lifestyle.
LeavingWarren perfect for me lol
C
that was i subscribed ya idiot, you were like me yesterday. more smart tho
did i do good ?
oh crap the humans are onto us.. 👽
LeavingWarren Gosh dangit, they found out about us
well this did not age well, who is here after she was accused of toxic work conditions In her show ????
Hey bud. I came here for these comments
My thoughts exactly
I wish he would analyze realistic social situations. Life isn't a talkshow.
I think it's a decent testament to the video's content. She's evil but people liked her so long because she employed these techniques
Buddy. This video wasn't made to show how good of a person Ellen is. The video was made to use tactics that Ellen uses to seem more charismatic in front of her guests.
2:12 Joke #1: Self-deprecating
4:15 Joke #2: Poking fun
5:28 Joke #3: Ego boosters
8:49 Tip #1: Find a simple ritual
8:55 Tip #2: Move your body
9:13 Tip #3: Find a way to bring actual games into your interactions
Thank you
Thank you dr
The worst thing about people that rely on jokes at other people's expense is when the situation is turned around on them they get sore-arsed and belligerent.
fuck you thats not true about us at all
yeh you gotta practice what you preach at the very least.
Agreed
That's very true
exactly!
It's not working Charlie what do I do
Hi sir
The fuck are you doing here? Love your stuff.
Everybody should do and be the exact same thing. All women should have long hair and all men should have muscles. If that doesn't happen, they are lesser people and should be made fun of and also some of their human rights should be revoked. Appearance is everything, let's all judge each other based on how we look, the world will improve ten fold. People who look different should hate themselves and feel bad. Women with short hair and masculine clothes hold no human value whatsoever and also let's all assume they don't have feelings. Men who are feminine don't deserve to live.
Yeah, no. Have some empathy and realise not everyone is the same as you.
+Jonah Ankin Savage.
go VEGAN! LOL
Jokes to make in order
1. Silly,
2. Ego boosters
3. Poking fun
4. Self deprecating
5. Someone else is the But of the joke
I don't think you were listening lol #5 is what you shouldn't do
@@edengallagher1044That's why its last you freaking wonderful person you😋
Eden Gallagher no he said to do it sparingly and carefully but they can be ok lol
Can you do an analysis on Michael Scott from the office?
@Jay L aot
As a negative example?
I'd actually love to see how COC would do a Michael Scott vid
@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 positive ofcourse bruh
Just bumped into a mannequin and said "sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realised I was still talking to a mannequin
Josh Maul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many times have you stolen that joke
I had to read this joke three times before I got it.
Josh Maul Copied
Stop copying people's jokes.
Continuous self deprecation encourages others to attack us as well.
Yup that's right. Mostly all the jokes I do are self deprecating and I apparently don't give out good vibes to people. I plan on changing that...
its true
Yes. You don't want to over do it. But the odd piece of self-deprecation here and there can be socially useful. In a position of power it can be useful to get people to like you, but you don't want to overdo it, otherwise they will end up not respecting you.
@@zaxlorax7605 there is a line, albeit a thin one, between being selfdeprecating and taking the role of the victim
And nobody likes someone who victimizes (did i write that right?) all the time
It really depends on how it is done: a slight jab at a bad habit you have will make most people laugh, especially if you have a broad grin to support it. On the other hand, frequent jokes about health and personal issues with no sign of happiness would seem like you are being down on yourself.
I think Ellen is great but I would be careful with using self deprecating humor. It can lead to an increase in low self esteem and potentially make some people look down on you. I do think the world needs more silliness though.
You have to be strong enough to withstand that. I'm a restaurant manager and I use it to put employees at ease. But you are right it an backfire. I used it once and a coworker told me I need to stop putting myself down. She didn't get that it was humor or why I use it. People in authority can usually get away with it successfully. A homeless person or jail inmate probably should not try it.
Wait... an increase in low self esteem? Surely there could be a better way to say that.
@@senza4591 😹😹good point
No it doesn't. Its normally people with high self esteem or people who are comfortable with themselves that are able to pull that off
@@jeaniemashup1016 I agree
I thought I could attract metal by this video. Clickbaited.
That's metal 🤘
You can at least attract metalheads
i feel like a loser watching this
It's because the tone of the video comes across as 'Let me tell you how to be less unlikable.'
I got the same vibe from it. :-/
Top dirty jokes
Same.
Amir Graham we are
Lol
well...what I have learnt from this is I'm a complete dick 😂
at least you think you're funny 😅😂
lol
That comment is a very not-dicky joke.
It looks like someone paid attention to the video ;)
that's why you ain't got no friends
I needed this... All my dead baby jokes aren't making me any friends :(
Am I the only person who died laughing at this?............awkward
@@CroatanWolf44 ye u creep😑🇺🇲
Hey, tell me a joke.
No one appreciates a pediatrician with a sense of humor anymore. Too bad your'e not a mortician.
Think of Ellen deGeneres
1. Make self deprecating jokes (about 1self)
2. Make ego boosting jokes about others
3. Find a simple funny ritual
4. Move ur body, dance
5. Bring games into interactions
Self deprecating jokes can actually harm you socially if you do them too much or with the wrong people.
agreed, some types of people will see it as a weakness and capitalise on it, honestly the only way back out of that situation is to roast the shit out of the people who would capitalise on it imo.
SinPunisher true
SinPunisher well that would explain a lot lmao
SinPunisher yep
+mister crumpet Thanks, Needed that. Use self-deprecating jokes all the time. Usually about my weight...
Followed by some innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
non offensive jokes offend me.
so then the joke is offensive because it offends you but then in that case it stops offending you because it isn't offending anyone but then it offends you ... sir, you have created a paradox
+Muhammad Muhdhar vat da fuck does that mean
No, that's what prejudice is for. Once a joke is offensive, prejudice kicks in and keeps it that way no matter what. Paradox solved! :)
...kinda.
it actually starts offending me when nobody is offended. you got something wrong there. when a non offensive joke is told i am just the only one offended. thats how it is. and when most, or better, all people are offended its when i get my satisfaction. i nourish my soul from butthurt offended people.
Ohhh, so it's more about the general reaction than the joke itself... the joke is a doorway to what you really want, and you can therefore label each joke as a good door or a bad door... Interesting.
This is hilarious to watch in retrospect.
This channel is a joke
2016 ellen - 3 jokes that make people instantly like you
2020 ellen - 3 types of jokes that people dislike you
everytime i watch one of your videos im just fascinated by the fact that at the end you make an extremly smooth transition to your products.
😂
he actually mentions that trick in one of his videos so suppose it works
it's called marketing strategy. try to spend 1 hour of the time you waste on youtube to attend a marketing class.
pete, i really dont want to dissapoint you , i know thats a simple marketing strategy. He is promoting his products with his yt videos. But i just find the way he always makes these smooth transisitions extremly creativ and commented on that. But thanks for trying to give me some advice.
Yes, that was so obvious. But Ellen is the bomb.
OMG ELLEN MADE SIMON LAUGH!!!😂😂Hallelujah
She made him laugh so many times
Now : Ellen gets the golden buzzer!
nela De ......Hahahahhahhahah that's right .
I was like wow he actually laughs 👀😱😳
Sem 😂
Joseph Gordon Levitt...
LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂
Even the peacocks in my neighborhood are laughing right now.
LITERALLY!!!!
Ellen is known to be one of the meanest people in show business though....
Couldn't understand instructions, made entire black community angry with racist joke.
Help...
Start hanging out with racists, they may like your jokes. Hope that helped.
No, they wouldn't because it would be a joke. And they wouldn't like it if people were joking with their bullshit.
Bullard actually. that's something written would say
since you look/sound like a mexican let me tell you my experience with them :)
Never gonn play Uno with mexicans cuz y'all steal all the green cards
Mo Hassi I'm Triggered.
I think this channel has helped me a lot actually
Glad you found it useful.
How to be likeable as the title and Ellen as the thumbnail is like Jack Daniels whiskey being the sponsor for AA!
Love the sense of humour and the cheeky attack on Allen! Great job.
Well this didn’t age well
Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row!
I thought there's something with my eyes lol.
I'm watching this because my jokes always end up making someone cry 🙂🙃
and by saying that you made me laugh (and proved the self-depreciating point)
same, they always make somebody cry, and that somebody's me
Ayanna De la Rosa Oh crybaby😂😂
Well this comment made me laugh. 5 points!!
Lol of happiness
Woah, I saw this video in my recommended videos tab and the text in the thumbnail caught my attention.
"Being instantly magnetic"?
I just wanted to let you know that I am the most magnetic guy that ever lived. The repulsive force between girls and me is phenomenal!
Vegetsu101 ok that was a very good one
Vegetsu101 ĺ0
Vegetsu101 lmao, awesome joke!
Vegetsu101 haha
Vegetsu101 I don't believe it. I already like you. 😂
you know what, I’m always gonna have a pack of gum on me incase everything goes south
but in all serious, this man is teaching me so much xx
"Almost every host is funny" *J I M M Y K I M M E L*
*_*SMACKS DESK_**
😂😂😂😂😂
*J I M M Y F A L L O N*
@@legionmaniac-9202 Oof no likes
@@p.atrick. I've never seen Kimmel smacking desk, Fallon does it all the time during fake laughs
This is more complicated than Quantum Physics
Eduardo Pereira feelings and emotions are not technically a science
Psychology is a philosophy of mindsets no 2 people think exactly alike due to their dominant hand way they were raised/how they grew up the way that their brain processes information and how they react to their surroundings.
Wjimenez923 Actually when people do studies on other peoples emotions it is a science
this is WAYYY to fucking true... i studied Quantum Physics and i do agree
this is because this is Psychology, it is supposed to be hard cause all the different variable of outcomes that depend on many different variables in that human's life.
No, not really. In Science, you learn by sitting in a classroom and take tests to determine your grasp of the subject. So I have to ask, how many people "major" in being funny. That is, sit in a classroom, learn the mechanics behind being funny, and then take tests to determine your grasp of the subject? I don't think there's a community college anywhere that offers a course like that!
Self deprecating humor? HEYY IM GONNA GET SO MANY LAUGHS
😂😂😂
OOF 100
I don’t know why but most of the time I hear a self deprecating joke I usually cringe because there done so badly
You forgot the part where it has to be funny tho
Open with that.! ^
I have a really likable personality.
Someone you'd like to kick out, I mean
Mιss Crαzy ya your comment is correct as I already hate you unironically
The worst thing about self-deprecated homour is when you joke about everyone hating you and everyone agrees with the joke...
Wut ??
My Girlfriend Slapped me and shouted, “What’s Wrong with you!” -great video😂😂😂
i like to poke fun ....with a hot 1000 degree glowing kitchen knife
Toby Zero lmaooooooo
Mary Goldwel So you're saying bronies aren't cringe, but they play with it? I'll take it.
I'm hoping you're just a child as you have a my little pony avatar, i'd be surprised though if a child was studying human psychology. If not then I recommend you change your avatar to something nicer, take a lesson from mine.
Toby Zero 😑😑😑
Happy Glimore yessssss... CUT ME DEEP
Very interesting and insightful analysis
Thanks! Glad you like it
Charisma on Command thanks for making this going to new school could possibly use this hopefully I don't forget this while I sleep it's like 12:43 I'm only 10 😂😂😂 so how has your day been
Waris Shojaee cringe
Waris Shojaee cringe
kkk How is that cringe? You obviously don't know the definition of cringe is
i love that this video encouraged a lot of hilarious comments.
I’ve been a fan of Ellen since before her shows, when she was doing standup. I’ve adored her style most of my adult life, and have done most of these things naturally, probably *because* of her influence that I wasn’t even aware of. I loved this video!
~ Glad you're loving it!
So basically become the class clown so everyone will like you and think you're harmless...
Fitting profile picture
You don't have to fuck everybody. Or did you mean something else.
I have done it.It is not working with everyone. Some guys started to laugh at me, and I felt depressed
Depression is high quality fuel for the proper comic. You can't laugh at yourself if you haven't fully grasped that you're a little shit frying so well in the sun that you'll start a fire that seals your reputation of dangerously dry humor. :)
Yes and no, i used to know a guy who had a high position in an oil company, this guys was very powerful, yet he was always making jokes like ellens' and acting like a friend, he was very respected and likable
So u have to first get rid of insecurity, and do the jokes from a position of power or at least equality with the other person. Keep a balance as when and where to crack the jokes so u keep being taken seriously, and don't insult anyone with ur jokes
Alternative title: Why Ellen is the best.
Not mad. Just saying.
Corylus Bluefox absolutely correct!
Recipes.Math.Fun.Challenges hh
Truth really? That's soo stupid that you think that she just wears more masculine clothes, that doesn't mean she wants to be a man.
Truth being a lesbian doesn't mean you want to be a man get a dictionary there's a difference
And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.
This video is so good and informative, I've never seen anything as good as this one
LMAO 2020 really said „nope not you“
Step 1: be Ellen
Lisa Nguyen step 2: don't not be Ellen.
Step 3: Become a chicken
Step 4: Only follow step 1.
Step 5: Keep using drugs
Step 7. People who are clicking on view replies will see 8 replies but only 7 steps._.
As somebody who was homeschooled and had little socialization as a child, I want to thank you for these videos which I think will be helpful in making my interactions with others IRL more natural. This is a great service you are doing, and one that a lot of people don't think a lot about.
Well this didn’t age too well
Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row!
I thought there's something with my eyes lol.
Your videos are always always bring insights far beyond what most of these self help gurus are bringing to the conversation. You're always fresh and innovative. Very impressed.
I tossed a mint after walking into class, the mint went too high and hit one of the ceiling fans, bounced off and hit a ruler which had flown into my teacher's general "sausage" area. Then I said: wow teacher, you sure had the "balls" to take that and the class burst out laughing.
I can't tell what type of joke this is but I certainly did not feel good after detention.
hhahahahah is that a true story xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
JustJason poor fellow.but u made everyone laugh before getting out of the class..
Sometimes you gotta take the chance
It is the one that has a loser based on that reaction.
Lucky this was not an Asian school!
how about a video on overcoming the fear of beaing judged or on how to get over the fact then i embaressed myself
try to relate more to other people, it's true that everybody is different, but that has a limit, we're all humans so in A LOT of things we're all the same. Would you judge yourself for what you think others might judge you? That's how i got better at it.
i think he already had one about that. the video about shyness
Stephen Colbert would be the perfect subject for a video about overcoming embarrassment.
I have that fear too, I hesitate sometimes. Something that helped me is this question.
How will the thing that happened affect my life in 1 year from now?
The answer is always the same - whatever happened - It doesn't matter
The key is to never judge yourself or others. Neither good nor bad.
Hello, I am a definitely human person who is looking for tips on interactions, as I find earth intriguing and must blend as a human, not that I need to, as I am very, very human. Charismatic elements are a human trait yes no? I, an authentic homo-sapien is in need of advice from my human comrades on this human-human platform.
Scincerely,
Unit X23dd2
(My mission- I mean human- name is XDD, as humans do not have numeral figures or fidgets in the label their incubators select for them.)
Be kind, say hello, and mind your frikkin business anytime anywhere🇺🇲🇺🇲Murica'
You're my alien from area 51, why are you on yr?!
Plot twist: Ama B. is a human
Greetings Unit X23dd2 , this is Unit Zalpha563 reporting in. The key is to give them your gum.
This is beautiful
Well done! There isn't anything I watched that you do that doesn't make me smile, laugh out loud or think. THANK YOU!
So I can say to my friends "I had shoes from 88" and il make them laugh like crazy?
they'll probably ask me if I'm ok
ordan hahaha...that was a good one
ordan depends on the type of your friends
go to school
Vape Nation a
IMO, Conan O'Brien is a much better example for using self-depreciating humour.
Team schlansky
Hahaha
very inportant.
Jo Jo there's a difference between self-depreciation & making jokes about others (Leno, Fallon, & all other nighttime talk show hosts do this in their monologues). I believe you may be confused regarding the definition of self-depreciating? It is "the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release." Those who have watched Conan O'Brien know he constantly made, & to this day, makes fun of himself. He's the best at it & the funniest.
Jo Jo What happened between Leno & O'Brien, being "mean", & any other sidebar you bring up is irrelevant to my original comment regarding self-depreciation. I stated my opinion: O'Brien is funnier than Degeneres at self-deprecation. Once again, to self-depreciate is to make fun of oneself. It has nothing to do with making fun of others. I don't know why you keep reverting to your "he's mean"; so that negates his ability to make fun of himself argument; the two styles are not mutually exclusive. Lastly, it has nothing to do with my original comment. I never wrote that O'Brien is the nicest host; so that's why I provided you with the definition to the specific term of self-depreciation. I did not explain comedy to you. Have a great day :)
Thank you so much for this content man, you really explain things well especially when showing how you can apply it yourself.
~ Glad you're liking the content!
Ellen is a genious!)))Love her! Great video! The narrator is so animated and really easy to listen. Hopefully, some will learn to make jokes that make people have fun - not embarrassed. Stay cool!
so dead baby jokes are a no go right
Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I find them perfect
Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes Well unless you have a dark sense of humor like me, they aren't good
Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I hate babies. I constantly think about harming and killing them.
Alex Garza Bad day?
Radhika Bhagwat I don't love anyone
7 minutes into the video and I realize that I'm smiling for absolutely no reason. Ellen is really good at making people like her.
Elijah Brown lmaooo me too at the same point in time
@@Ramya-ej1sg I'm still smiling now, crazy
yes, your right. She is really good funny and kind.
Elijah…. I gotta catch you up on some things.
Great content and VERY well delivered! I had years and years of similar (but ultimately inferior) sales and/or presentation training, but really, they rarely met or exceeded your level of expertise and watch/listen-ability. I'm serious man, you're good - you're really, really good! Yeah, I'm subscribing.
As always, wonderful video!
Really great video. You don't need to hurt someone to be funny.
Appreciate that!
I think he has a crush on ellen.
She doesnt have a crush on him though lol
Ellen is a Lesbian....
i know i do.
Fuck I think I have a crush on Ellen
I don’t get why people like Ellen and Malala. She is not at all funny, fake and looks like a witch. 😑 👎🏼
omg wow this lured a woman into my derelict apartment
hahahahaha
We're proud of you Kermit. Just don't tell Miss Piggie.
Great content thanks ima use this call it The Ellen Effect lol
excellent job ! i am just addicted. Can you please do a video on Simon Bakers charisma! that would be great to see.
Thanks so much :-)
i am a very sarcastic person. im not mean i m just sarcastic...but people never understand that im joking. for example if i said i am like malala, people would tel me that i am not not knowing that i am joking...anyone relates?
They probably don't understand you, because of your bad grammar. I can't say I can relate to that.
FilthyOtaku sorry i m serbian
It was a joke. Sorry if I offended you. :)
FilthyOtaku it s ok ahahahaha now i dont get a joke
shots haha
i love ellen, i used to watch her sitcom when i was a kid. she is one of the very few ppl that can make me laugh out loud.
Thank you for making the great video! It is what I’m looking for.
I dunno man, where I'm from everyone roasts each other all day, it's a good time
But that's all in good fun, what he was talking about is kinda similar to bullying. When one person is being alienated.
u don't roast somebody you first met, especially a girl or somebody new to a group.
How do you know if he doesnt? I mean, look at his profile picture... XD
Yatsura2 me? im saying it as he shouldn't do it
This is such a great analysis and well done video. Subscribed.
Welcome to the channel, you cute bunny you!
i think when you being silly too much people take advantage of you . don´t you think ?
thierry augustin it's not that you act silly all the time.
You are so analytical.
4:10 that laugh when realizing the pun, ha!
Thanks for elaborating this topic. 😁👍 Great job.
~ Glad you're liking it!
I made a self-deprecating joke about 9/11. Did not go well.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Its... oh shit it is a plane!
good for you fella
Mo Hassi whatever it is, its going straight for the WTC
Sanjeev KCK wow due 9/11 jokes are PLANE terrible
You should learn to make jokes. Any joke should start with "a guy walks into a bar....."
you can make fake jokes and pretent to be a fake you so people like that fake persona, or you can be real and have less people like you but those people are genuine and like the genuine you
chooseaname30
agreeing with you on all these things except the "becoming more likeable" and "improving your humor" parts
I mean, if your genuine you is unlikable then if you're being genuine, no one is going to like you. If your genuine you cares enough to make "fake" jokes continuously and is "fake" lovable all the time, people are going to like you. And guess what? If you're making a habit out of being a likable person, you are a likable person.
Ooooh such a special unique guy. Congrats to you for not beign a "fake" "joker" you`re not like the rest of ´em no siree. Because God forbid you actually would be interested in making other people laugh and have a good time with them. No one is like that! Certainly not you. You`re better. You read Nietszche and Camus.
If your knee jerk reaction (emphasys on jerk) is to alienate others, it would actually be better for everyone that you would not be yourself. Everyone except for your entitlement that is.
No, not at all. When as a morose and grumpy adolescent someone told me : 'Its OK to be miserable and negative because its easy to be morose and miserable. Just remember no one is going to like, even less love you for it. YOU control YOU. These are YOUR moods that YOU chose to adopt. Stop being a victim of your age/hormones. There is a cheerful you in there and that's the one we love, can we have him back please?'
Being cheerful and happy when you dont actually feel happy is absolutely NOT being hypocritical or lying. Its driving yourself to where you want to be. If you are in a negative mood and are letting everyone know then you have chosen to be a victim and decided to punish everyone else for your own laziness.
Exactly! Waste time & energy being fake or have fun being real with genuine people
Just be ugly, everyone likes a person that makes themselves look better
This video was way more than I expected. I subbed!
~ Glad the video brought you in! Welcome to the channel. :-)
Who else is watching this because they are such a freaking idiot?
That was an example of me being the but if the joke.
Adam Kain good one! eheheheheheheheh
you're on the right way to become ellen lol
Adam Kain but you attacked everyone else who was watching the video lol
Adam Kain try not to use the word "freaking"
OMNISLASHER1000 - *probably
I felt a bit uncomfortable when I met someone on a date, that was kinda awkward because we're just communicating through text and chat, it's different when he's in front of you but in order to make the situation light I crack a joke and both of us are laughing and that was the beginning of our closeness.
Love your style of analyzing ❤
The Heads Up game totally works as a group mood booster haha.
have white teeth, be tall and have a nice jaw line certainly help.
Tru dat
Hahah, brilliant.
A good hairline helps too.
Ellen isn’t tall at all
Not whining about shit that doesn't matter on the internet also helps
good body posture definitely helps
But she doesn't have a formula tho, that is not an act it comes from a great personality that is also funny, that is rare to find and really not worth faking, making jokes like that without having her consistent personality will make people question your honesty.
Fake it until you make it. People watching this can learn how to become more likable. Really worth faking, as most shit posted on this channel.
That is so hard to read without any "."...
Yeah, I worked for a woman who was dragon lady one, then brilliant the other. Her establishment is wildly successful and renowned in the region for its industry. She had a department manager who emulated all her dragon examples but he lacked brilliance. He was merely a douche copying someone who did things naturally.
He said nothing about copying her, all that was talked about was a few loose guidlines that the vast majority of people can follow.
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Charlie-"I know it might sound silly"
Me-"It is funny then"
Great video, thank you. The sign of a generous soul, talking about another generous soul
My humor is that self deprecating humor but i also use insults as jokes though mainly with close friends so they know I'm joking and even then its usually making fun of my own personality traits because I can get very jealous over certain things. For example If a friend got something I wanted i'd say i hate you but in a different way.
Do they laugh? Because I wouldn't. Just a heads up.
I wish I got that heads up when I was younger and popular
My jokes werent harsh nor aimed at anything personal
exactly same for me
same my friend got the iphone 7 for no reason and i am not even allowed ANY iphone so when I was looking at it i said it's so pretty and she said thanks and i said i hate you so much and we laughed because it was a joke ahaha im hilarious. but not in the ellen way. in the way like i'm a trainwreck and you can't look away
the title made me think i'd make people be like me. i feel really dumb now
jk i always feel dumb
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I love the way she handles Andy the most lol
I always forget what I learn in these videos so I come and watch them again
Turn up the volume if you can. Keep up the great value!
I'm a gay black man and I will vote for Trump. How's that for a joke!
It's a very good joke, Normal Guy, because the butt of it is #CoughingHillary.
stupidity is not a joke
Ding dong, normal guy in the house! Hey what are you other normal guys up to???
Add Mexican and muslim to make it complete.
+Gratowl That is what an offensive joke sounds like...
Ellen is really gifted with natural humour..
I respectfully disagree with only 55 percent of your statement.
this is a FANTASTIC channel. Should be required watching and listening for ALL people. The world would be a much better place.
She's the perfect example of normie comedy. Works well in social interactions for sure, but it's bland as vanilla for me.
There's a time and a place for dank memes. Her comedy is good enough.
Good luck making holocaust jokes on a first date or insulting the boss in a job interview. I think the point of this is that it's safe humour for when you need to make a good impression - if you're on the same page as someone and aren't worried about offending them then make any joke you like.
Fucking normies. The ellen show - that is normie as fuck. The 3 types of jokes mentioned in this video - I think this isn't normie comedy. Everybody I know loves joking on other people's expense. Nobody around here jokes like Ellen, in a self deprecating way. Indeed, people are giving their best efforts to offend somebody and this isn't America where people get easily offended. Its real fun.
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thats quite the point, though. these are safe, gentle jokes that won't upset anyone.
Vanilla is the opposite of bland tho.
I have done them all even before i realised i was "funny" and now i have a squad
So... People that text you first? I long for the day people would text me first.
You have to text first too sometimes before being texted at.
My problem is I don't see myself as much of a texter. I don't normally hold conversations over messages unless it's specifically for the purposes of meeting up.
Guess that's an issue. I just don't really know what I'm supposed to talk to people about.
Vurtax Then you need to get a hobby or join a club and then talk to them about that. Talk about your day. Talk about your experiences. Talk about cheesy stuff occasionally too, don't shy away from showing them you're relatable.
Also, show genuine interest in their lives.Ask them about their days and lives but don't be pushy. If they don't want to talk about something, then don't push the conversation. Crack a joke instead. Also, never show pity if they're telling you a problem. Compliment them instead. Tell them how strong they are for getting through shit. Nobody likes being looked down upon but everyone likes being praised because everyone puts genuine effort into getting by every day.
You should also look at them in the eye when you talk. Nobody like talking to someone who's looking away from them. And you should never say "Sorry" in situations where you can say "Thanks" (e.g. :"Thanks for listening to me/being here with me." instead of "Sorry for talking for so long/dragging you here with me.") Everyone likes being appreciated but nobody likes being treated like some kind of charity when they're just trying to be friendly and getting to know you.
What else, what else...
Show them you're good at stuff but don't brag about being better than them. If they're interested in something you're good at, ask them to hang out and maybe teach them how it's done. If they do something genuinely impressive and interesting, start a conversation about them and get them to teach you. If you're at school or uni tell them to help you with class and do assignments together.
What am I forgetting...
Oh, complimenting people is nice but don't overdo it. Compliments should be rare and far in between days. Daily compliments are boring and feel fake. Eventually they'll feel hollow if you always make them and nobody will take you seriously or ask you for advice again.
Be sure to give advice only when you know what you're talking about. Otherwise, offer support instead and tell them you're willing to help them find answers or just be there for them.
I'm forgetting shit but, still, moving on...
Find common ground and common interests but don't go overboard. Nobody likes to hang out with some half-assed copy of themselves. If you want to fit in, try being you instead of being like the person you want to hang out with. If the "you" isn't interesting enough, make it. If hanging out or trying to fit in with people feels way too forced, to the point where you're not even enjoying it anymore, look for new friends but don't forget people who talk to you. Remain friendly and maybe things will change once you show you're not some kind of lapdog, always there for them 24/7. People like to hang out with people who aren't obedient slaves.
Oh, and you can refuse calls to go out too but never during the first 2 weeks of a friendship and never in quick succession. Be sure to be honest instead of making shitty excuses though. People will appreciate the relatable "I'm too tired/I'm hungover/I slept only 2 hours/I've been studying all day so I can't go out" over some asspull story that could never possibly happen.
Oh, that's it.
Hang out with people who you genuinely think would be fun to hang out with. Not everybody just for the sake of "being popular". I've been "popular" in middle and high school. It sucked. If my youtube name is any indication, I don't give a fuck what people think of me. I don't care about being popular and neither should you. 1 true friend is always better than 20 acquaintances.
That's the jist of it. Knock yourself out, prom king.
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Just saved this all to a notepad file. Thanks, I'll be sure to try and put this into practice.
Thing is I do have hobbies, probably too many of them at this point. Probably why it never feels like i get enough done because I can only make such little progress on any of them.
Ellen Previously :very funny lovely
Ellen now : Hated rude not lovely 😂
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Ok u creep😑😑
george ee lol how are they a creep 😂