Toby Grif There is Unite Synchronization, Orange Hat, Battle Brotocol, Anbroids V2.0, Whistling Jackhammer, Time on My Side, Austin Atlantis, Sweet Dreams Timaeus, Despot, Stress and Miasmajesty. He also shares Beatup and Stride with Dave, Moonsetter with Vriska. Characters have a lot of (canon) themes but they don’t get used, sadly. Hell, even _Ancestors_ have themes. It’s great to see themes like Stress and Beatup show up on Pesterquest!
Which is actually terrifying, if you really think about it. This guy replaced CHRISTIAN GOD and took his place. He is one of the only people who has achieved his ultimate self and has completely taken over the narrative. This guy could kill a good 60% of every Homestuck character EVER. That's terrifying.
I can't believe that it took me so long, but this comment made me realise that he somehow got a tattoo when he was literally completely alone for the first 16 years of his life. Did they ever mention how he got it? Did he give it to himself (A stick-and-poke on your own delts? Can't be easy)? Or did he program a robot for the specific purpose of tattooing a shitty jpegged sbahj onto people's arms?
I mean... he Replaced God in Homestuck and literally controls the Narrative so yeah you should be scared unless you Achive your ultimate self like him and Colliopie
Imagine “The prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked.” But along with the feelings of badassery and hype, you get extremely anxious and everything drops to the pit of your stomach. That’s this theme.
This version of Beatdown is brutal. Heavy. Overwhelming. A true final boss. A force to be reckoned with. A prince high above on his throne and he knows it.
A Blasphemer one who Dares stand at the Level of God Dirk has casted aside the laws laid down He is now the one who writes the story of the cosmos He is now the Author
@Nolime But it's not...Everything in HS2 is so forced, contrived, and so goddamn lazy. There are some really good ideas it there like the cast having a falling out due to disagrementts on how too handle there new rolls and responabitys or even if they want them. Good idea hell you could even work in the angle of the fact they did not technichly really earn the reward and play with that. But what we get is Dirk and Cali get new powers and use them to treat others like shit Cali becoming no different from her brother a brat who treated others like playthings.
@@emeraldjunk5677 true, fair point. But from Dirk's point of view, canon is a beyond black and white concept. he was just pissed about mspar's consequences on his goals
There's 8 words of death for a piece of fiction: "I don't care what happens to these people." And I think Dirk's ultimate goal is to keep people caring, before the beginning and after the end.
which is exactly why he has to play the villain! thats why he insults everyone, hurts them to make us hurt, and thus keep us interacting with the story. It's a tough burden to bare, but hey, who do you think is going to teach all those turtles rad ninja arts?
@@peregrinemendicant4758 what I don't think anyone realizes, though, is that there is still a major villain/antagonist. the person who devoured Lord English. I think they're more dangerous than Dirk could ever pretend to be.
@@deletedTestimony thats a really good point. i often gloss over that fact that calliope actually killed lord english because she frames herself to be the "good guy" trying to stop the villain, dirk. You know, as homestuck 2 continues to go on, i wonder if the roles could possibly switch?
@@peregrinemendicant4758 it was reading the part of the epilogues where Calliope explains that the framing of heroes and villains is much in the hands of the storyteller that made me start to feel very anxious about her. Ultimate Calliope has always been strangely dark and sinister in my eyes, and I think the entire Candy timeline is her orchestration. she gives the fans everything they want, but with the caveat, "Not like this." she brings the fulfillment of almost every procreative ship pairing, in the worst way imaginable. and then she consumes her brother a second time. the person with the nightmare of powers is ultimate calliope, and Dirk is a paper tiger next to her.
This song was always one of my favorites, I thought it was a good sendoff to the Striders back when it was first released on HS Vol 10 as an anthem for both Dirk and Dave. But its return in Pesterquest breathed new life into the song, turning that triumphant feeling inside out and giving it a new sinister edge. I look forward to where Homestuck goes next, frightening as it may be.
this. this is exactly how i feel. i could say it ruined the connection i had with this song, but it's not like i expect anything else from homestuck, really. i do feel like i'm listening to a whole different song, though. it's unnerving.
The original context of this song is a 30 year old Bro influenced by Caliborn, Arquius and AR to beat up a preteen Dave. I would say this song is as sinister then as it is now? Also associating Dave with it really glosses over his whole character arc. This wasn't ever a cool Strider theme song, it was Beatdown, an anthem for Dave getting beat down by his guardian.
@@bstuu2138 You're talking about Beatdown, though. When I first listened to Beatup I personally interpreted that it had an optimistic, concluding feel to it that opposes Beatdown. I mean aside from the titles literally having "up" and "down" as contrasts, Beatdown is one of the first songs to be introduced while Beatup appears in vol 10, the last hurrah. It's no surprise that I associate that song with how Dave and Dirk's relationship ended in the comic. (when of course disregarding the epilogues and anything else.)
I'll be honest, this twist was expected and it STILL surprised me. "There's no way the guy obsessed with controlling the narrative doesn't fuck with his own path." Ultimate Dirk: Sup. Me: HOLY SHIT
Yeah for some reason i built a Shitty Statue of Liberty for... Ironic purposes thats not even something i'd do pretty sure Dirk made me do it he's such a dick you know?
Beat Up really fits for Ultimate Dirk because his entrance into the route is marked with him belittling and beating up his past self and ultimately beating up himself. That shit hurted!
i was in my living room in the dead of night, mentally roleplaying as my homestuck selfinsert troll and then gave them an existential crisis after finding out that they werent real while watching the dirk pesterquest route. im so poggers
god the fact that his theme's essentially a remix of 'beatdown' really just hammers home how ult dirk is just the worst parts of all the dirks combined into one :(((
Dirk is out here looking like the 5th pillarman. This dude was actually just training Dave so that Dave could learn how to fight all of the other pillarmen.
Loving how this flips the Motif of Beatdown and really pulls you into the perspective of the kind of person Bro was/UltDirk is Powerful. In control. Important. Better than you, Damn well sure of it. Making sure you know it too.
Ok so I had a really fucking wack idea out of nowhere So you know how Dirk is able to rap pretty well? Along with how he can change the narrative? And you know how MSPAR has been helping Chixe with her raps and now has power over the Pesterquest timeline as a first guardian? Consider: Dirk and MSPA have a narrative power rap battle where their rhymes literally change the reality they’re in Epic rap battles of narrative history
This theme fits Ultimate Dirk better than any other I can think of. It's heavy and bombastic, full of swagger and sheer arrogance. Perfect for one as assured of his own superiority as Ultimate Dirk.
at least Ult Dirk can back up his bark with his bite. if he can't slice you to pieces with his "unbreakable" katana, he can just rip your soul out instead.
Yours is a singularity of narcissism-an endlessly recursive existence so dense that it has no choice but to sprawl out much further than the boundaries of its person in any given universe or timeline. I can see it.....
DIRK: I'm either gonna drown you in a cup of water to put you out of your dehydrated misery, or you're gonna march your dry ass into the kitchen and make like a sponge.
Was absolutely terrified of Ult. Dirks role in pesterchum. Ended up giving this a listen one day and then proceeded to have a dream of Ultimate Dirk attempting to kill me, I guess he really struck a cord in my subconscious
It's brutal. Heavy. Oppressive. A force that can't be fought, whether by virtue of its strength or your own weakness is irrelevant. It's a remix of Beatdown, which was Beta Bro's theme. And all I can see is a young boy laying on his roof after getting his ass kicked by his older brother.
I love this song but I remember the original video's picture was of a beat up kid dave in Bro's shadow... who keeps letting the anime man around children :((
well at least with the way ult dirk acts, we can official rule out cal influencing him to act that way. As it turns out, Dirk is just an asshole in almost every timeline despite outside influences
Um....lol.....you do realize that because of the AR splinter, he is technically STILL being affected by Cal's influence, right? The whole point of this route was to tell you that Dirk is extremely susceptible to outside manipulation and his soul is at risk of corruption from the Ultimate Self, not that he's inherently evil :/
@@pseudosaccharine9891 orrrrrr that he's destined to be corrupted and IS therefore inherently evil due to a clear willingness to be swayed towards bastard-ness? Or that it's homestuck and therefore it's entirely up to interpretation. :D
BRIDGE Oooooooorrrrrr he gets put into bad circumstances by the narrative in every timeline and he's hyperaware of that AND it makes him very unhappy with himself because he is at heart a very genuinely good person who wants to do good things for his friends, and he doesn't get enough credit for getting as far as he had???
thinking about what dave's internal reaction to ult dirk must've been after having a heart-to-heart with him in homestuck about how bad his bro was dirk saying he would never become like him
I love how overpowering this song sounds. Like you just messed with something much more powerful than yourself, something beyond your own comprehension, and now you're about to get your shit wrecked.
I mean he did a Dio and replaced God and by replaced God he Replaced the author canonically Im pretty sure Dio is still controlled by Araki Dirk Oh Dirk overthrew Hussie
@@capriciousunpredictablemem721 Cool down mate I mean Really though Dirks's Kamina *well the opposite of him please tell me i got the name right* but his brother Dave is more of a Toaru's Tschimikado both of them are ultimate bro's
I think what's nice about the pesterquest offshoot timeline and why the epilogues and ^2 are so frustrating to the kind of fans that mspar represents in pesterquest is that all these kids could've been given the opportunity to be their best selves, they all should have had the chance to grow up normally and be happy. But many of them don't, or they struggle to become their best serves through the adversity, where most of them inevitably fail. They deserved a happy ending, but the universe said no. The story said no. The author, the director, whoever currently holds the reigns on this ride at any given point said no. Ult Dirk is the best example, second best example I'd say is Jane, though i think her starting point was never so wholesome as Dirk's. Dirk splinters his own psyche in hopes of understanding himself, but only his worst traits survive by the end and recoalesce into the most overbearing and toxic version of himself possible. Edit: I don't give pre-SBURB Jane enough credit, she was a sweetheart too, if really hardheaded. And Dirk even as a teen had some of Bro's abusive tough love training in him with how he treated Jake. Stunted that poor boy's ability to.develop with his training bot "gift".
![[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aA5bVo6DX8g/mqdefault.jpg)
*orange text appears on screen* Oh no
*Ult Dirk actually shows up in person* OH NO
Pray to God now cause he's Pissed and out for your blood and standing right in front of you in a unironic fury
OH NO MARIO!
Dirk: *busts through 4th wall* OH YEAH
i legit yelled profanity at my screen for a full minute before i clicked again i was so fed up with his bullshit
@@dannylieberwirth1784
I legitimately screamed because what the FUCK when I first saw
HE IS A MAN WHO OWNS THREE THEME SONGS
10 actually
@@hhellinn :O
Toby Grif There is Unite Synchronization, Orange Hat, Battle Brotocol, Anbroids V2.0, Whistling Jackhammer, Time on My Side, Austin Atlantis, Sweet Dreams Timaeus, Despot, Stress and Miasmajesty. He also shares Beatup and Stride with Dave, Moonsetter with Vriska.
Characters have a lot of (canon) themes but they don’t get used, sadly. Hell, even _Ancestors_ have themes. It’s great to see themes like Stress and Beatup show up on Pesterquest!
In b4 DIrk and Rose make Unus Annus but with Sburb
@@hhellinn Dirk is a man who has MANY themes-
Don't bother praying, you're up against the only person who'd hear it.
-Ult Dirk
Alternates be like:
Hard af line 👊
Goes harder than it needs to
Which is actually terrifying, if you really think about it. This guy replaced CHRISTIAN GOD and took his place. He is one of the only people who has achieved his ultimate self and has completely taken over the narrative. This guy could kill a good 60% of every Homestuck character EVER. That's terrifying.
its hard to take him seriously when all i can see is the sbahj tat
Wasn't that his birth mark rather than a tattoo?
@@luisben101233 nah its a tattoo, jake has one too
@@Tako8617 oh. well darn
poggers tattoo
I can't believe that it took me so long, but this comment made me realise that he somehow got a tattoo when he was literally completely alone for the first 16 years of his life. Did they ever mention how he got it? Did he give it to himself (A stick-and-poke on your own delts? Can't be easy)? Or did he program a robot for the specific purpose of tattooing a shitty jpegged sbahj onto people's arms?
my blood went cold when his orange text hijacked the screen
I don't like how he looks annoyed. It makes me strangely nervous
hes ult dirk come on man
He's about to beat you to death
SAME. The annoyed look paired with the accusing finger point really makes me feel singled out...
Ult!Dirk: “You are already, dead.”
MSPAReader: “What?”
I mean... he Replaced God in Homestuck and literally controls the Narrative so yeah you should be scared unless you Achive your ultimate self like him and Colliopie
Ult! Dirk and the Reader are opposites.
A passive force attempting to break into the world,
And a maniacal force that's all but broken out of it.
The theme that says ">You see no God up here. Only me."
Tbf, whoever is seeing, is seeing God, just not his God
Well I mean he Did admit to replacing him Overlord Dirk is now what he shall be called
Dirk: If God exists, it’s freaking ME!
Me: Actually Karkat is OUR GOD and always will be you Ultimate Dick!!!!!!!!! ♋♋♋♋♋
@@mibukdesjarlais534 Praise Jegus
Ult Dirk doesn't even need a katana, his fookin anime shades are so pointy and sharp that I bet he could cut somebody in half with them
*shaderang*
That would be hard to do if they’re on his head. What? He could take them off you say? Hell to the no!
@@thebiolibrary5572
Simple, decapitate him and then throw his head with the shades on. Dirkcapitation solves everything
Android No.4k1 how would he lop off his head though
I mean, Dirk is a kamina reference (tengen toppa) and kamina uses his mecha's shades to attack, so that's basically accurate lol
he looks like he's saying "You disgust me. Leave."
that is indeed the long and short of it
Also “Stop fucking things up.”
He is.
@Ligmabubbles 1212 DSIUHDSJIDFS that was a good one
To be fair he's God at this point he could get you to leave and humiliate you while doing it all he needs to do is say you do
*Epilogue readers:* I fear no man. But that thing...
*The colour orange:* (exists)
*Epilogue readers:* It scares me.
the epilogues do not exist, i cannot see
The epilogues themselves scare me
this is extremely true.
@@broblerone413 As does Homestuck^2, very questionable choices
Imagine “The prince is awake. Your shit is wrecked.” But along with the feelings of badassery and hype, you get extremely anxious and everything drops to the pit of your stomach. That’s this theme.
“The Princes are awake. Your shits are wrecked.”
"This year can't get any worse, right?"
April 2020:
GOD YEAH
Nameless Narrator I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OH GOD
"Surprise, bitch."
Im pretty sure June 2020 Dirk is going to come to the real world and kick all of our asses
Toothy Lemon not if actual June can stop him first
This version of Beatdown is brutal. Heavy. Overwhelming. A true final boss. A force to be reckoned with.
A prince high above on his throne and he knows it.
Eidolon Bidadari when I first listened to it, it sounded hella trimphant. But add new and it fits real good.
the first time I heard this song it punched me in the guts, called me slurs and just fucking obliterated me so yeah I get what you mean
"the prince is high and he knows it"
- Eidolon Bidadari
@@ck_cal tfw when a song beats you up
A Blasphemer one who Dares stand at the Level of God Dirk has casted aside the laws laid down He is now the one who writes the story of the cosmos He is now the Author
Finding this theme in the credits after updating the game today filled me with a sense of profound dread.
Gog same
@Axolotl Child ...mot
I feel some of my choices aren't my own anymore
got that "oh, you're approaching me?" type energy
God his sprite and this music makes me feel like I'm going to get my ass kicked; That song title doesn't help either.
we're in for some ass-whoopin here
dirk strider diss track when?
dirk strider more lke dick strider bruh
@Nolime no i mean dick strider because he may have a big dick
@Nolime But it's not...Everything in HS2 is so forced, contrived, and so goddamn lazy. There are some really good ideas it there like the cast having a falling out due to disagrementts on how too handle there new rolls and responabitys or even if they want them. Good idea hell you could even work in the angle of the fact they did not technichly really earn the reward and play with that. But what we get is Dirk and Cali get new powers and use them to treat others like shit Cali becoming no different from her brother a brat who treated others like playthings.
Oh no he's hot
HES SO HOT!
Id agree except I care about personality, and Ult Dirk is the textbook definition of a personality that turns one off.
@@palmerpatel6390
Speak for yourself.
@@1Nostrand1 i agree 😤😤 sis has her taste
I want to like the comment but I'm gonna respect the 69
All of a sudden Ult Dirk doesn't like the idea of someone having non-canon dominion
Terry flopycow well it not him doing so therefore it terrible to him
Godang hypocrite.
It's not non-canon, the mspar was literally retconning the alpha timeline.
It's His Canon now
@@emeraldjunk5677 true, fair point. But from Dirk's point of view, canon is a beyond black and white concept. he was just pissed about mspar's consequences on his goals
He went from twink to chad and I'm scared--
Chad Strider.
he was never a twink, he's to into himself and wanting overcome others with it to be one
I mean.... Replacing god is beyond chad
Well too bad, asscending to *THAD MODE*
A true twunk
Ult. Dirk having muscles is the most bizarre thing coming from Pesterquest
It looks more like Bro Strider if you think about it.
@@El_Palta_ You bringing that up just makes it worse
Jojo Reference???
@@whimsicalgamer3917 Ugh please no
i see what you did there
I actually screamed when this man showed up
Fucking same
for me it was just repeatedly whispering "oh shit oh shit oh shit"
I clutched my head, bared my teeth and freezed like that for good 20 seconds
I kind of saw this coming, didn't make it any less infuriating.
I screamed and quit the game SO fast when it happened
goddamn ult dirk being buff is absolutely NOT something i was expecting but somehow makes perfect sense
ladlevi • 8 years ago your username tripped me up
dirk always was like that, why does everyone has the attention span of a goldfish?
There's 8 words of death for a piece of fiction: "I don't care what happens to these people." And I think Dirk's ultimate goal is to keep people caring, before the beginning and after the end.
which is exactly why he has to play the villain! thats why he insults everyone, hurts them to make us hurt, and thus keep us interacting with the story. It's a tough burden to bare, but hey, who do you think is going to teach all those turtles rad ninja arts?
@@peregrinemendicant4758 what I don't think anyone realizes, though, is that there is still a major villain/antagonist. the person who devoured Lord English. I think they're more dangerous than Dirk could ever pretend to be.
@@deletedTestimony thats a really good point. i often gloss over that fact that calliope actually killed lord english because she frames herself to be the "good guy" trying to stop the villain, dirk. You know, as homestuck 2 continues to go on, i wonder if the roles could possibly switch?
@@peregrinemendicant4758 it was reading the part of the epilogues where Calliope explains that the framing of heroes and villains is much in the hands of the storyteller that made me start to feel very anxious about her. Ultimate Calliope has always been strangely dark and sinister in my eyes, and I think the entire Candy timeline is her orchestration. she gives the fans everything they want, but with the caveat, "Not like this." she brings the fulfillment of almost every procreative ship pairing, in the worst way imaginable. and then she consumes her brother a second time.
the person with the nightmare of powers is ultimate calliope, and Dirk is a paper tiger next to her.
@@deletedTestimony hs^2 could've been so fire bruh 😭
This song was always one of my favorites, I thought it was a good sendoff to the Striders back when it was first released on HS Vol 10 as an anthem for both Dirk and Dave. But its return in Pesterquest breathed new life into the song, turning that triumphant feeling inside out and giving it a new sinister edge. I look forward to where Homestuck goes next, frightening as it may be.
Also, Dirk is Hot.
this. this is exactly how i feel. i could say it ruined the connection i had with this song, but it's not like i expect anything else from homestuck, really. i do feel like i'm listening to a whole different song, though. it's unnerving.
I actually managed to not even recognize the song because it hit so different in this context - though admittedly I'd only listened to it a few times.
The original context of this song is a 30 year old Bro influenced by Caliborn, Arquius and AR to beat up a preteen Dave.
I would say this song is as sinister then as it is now? Also associating Dave with it really glosses over his whole character arc. This wasn't ever a cool Strider theme song, it was Beatdown, an anthem for Dave getting beat down by his guardian.
@@bstuu2138 You're talking about Beatdown, though. When I first listened to Beatup I personally interpreted that it had an optimistic, concluding feel to it that opposes Beatdown. I mean aside from the titles literally having "up" and "down" as contrasts, Beatdown is one of the first songs to be introduced while Beatup appears in vol 10, the last hurrah. It's no surprise that I associate that song with how Dave and Dirk's relationship ended in the comic. (when of course disregarding the epilogues and anything else.)
I'll be honest, this twist was expected and it STILL surprised me.
"There's no way the guy obsessed with controlling the narrative doesn't fuck with his own path."
Ultimate Dirk: Sup.
Me: HOLY SHIT
he could step on me and i'd thank him.
@@mama_m00n I'm so embarrassed I forgot I posted this comment
@@teefmouf5841 no no no don't be, ur saying what we are all thinking
@@teefmouf5841 nah hes spittin
teefmouf wildin
completely valid, i would kill to be under his anime sandals
This track just radiates *power.*
Rustbloods!
Damn, Homestucks are fast
IM NOT OK AFTER PLAYING THAT S H IT
Damn tell me what happened
@@PrinceofMilk Dirk Strider happened
Me neither
Yeah for some reason i built a Shitty Statue of Liberty for... Ironic purposes thats not even something i'd do pretty sure Dirk made me do it he's such a dick you know?
Beat Up really fits for Ultimate Dirk because his entrance into the route is marked with him belittling and beating up his past self and ultimately beating up himself. That shit hurted!
The pose:
The name:
*the stride*
Lets all do the stride
It honestly looks like he's saying "I want to speak to your manager. Now."
But he IS the manager
The Ultimate Karen
"Do you have a burger?!"
He needs to speak to the manager about Caliborn trying to order a burger.
dasuberkaiser6 WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC
He's already her-
Wait
i was in my living room in the dead of night, mentally roleplaying as my homestuck selfinsert troll and then gave them an existential crisis after finding out that they werent real while watching the dirk pesterquest route. im so poggers
this might be the most relatable thing i’ve ever laid my eyes upon
Dirk went from regular anime to JoJo
He is gay after all.
yeah, his name is DiStri
ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
EXACTLY
Mood
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IS BEAT UP BEAT UP BEATUP OH GOD
Not enough people knew about this song
Yeah beatup’s wild
Oh God's here alright And he's NOT happy
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh
this slaps to hell and back i'm surprised i haven't heard this version before
because this version came out on april 1st
R4D beatup was released a long time ago, unless you’re saying this is an alternate version with the same name?
@@optionboom Alternate version, yes.
Gamzee really deserves better you know?
god the fact that his theme's essentially a remix of 'beatdown' really just hammers home how ult dirk is just the worst parts of all the dirks combined into one :(((
its "beatup" in fact :(((
yeah.. jeez
It’s actually a song that was written quite a while ago, it does fit Ult. Dirk really well tho
You mean best.
I know isnt it great?
DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN ME, BELIEVE IN THE STRIDER THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
What if he doesnt believe in me?
@@RikuMcduck then, you're fucked.
@@RikuMcduck pray.
oh hey it's me from 3 years ago holy shit
He looks like he would say "being gay was just a phase"
i think he'd still be gay but also, like, almost 100% unironically think that bottoms are subhuman, a la ancient rome
I don't need to work out I just need to become my ultimate self.
Dirk is out here looking like the 5th pillarman. This dude was actually just training Dave so that Dave could learn how to fight all of the other pillarmen.
Dirk Keeps Kars in his basement
spoilers: the other four pillarmen are also Ultimate Dirk
@@sarafontanini7051
The pillar men were just dirks from alternate timelines
@@sarafontanini7051 four pillarmen in search for the author :)
Ah yes, he has the Red Shades of Arquius
Why is he hot
agreed
Loving how this flips the Motif of Beatdown and really pulls you into the perspective of the kind of person Bro was/UltDirk is
Powerful. In control. Important.
Better than you, Damn well sure of it.
Making sure you know it too.
also just a horrific person
and also *child abuse*
@@Homestuckfan413 anime child abuse
also hes hot
Ok so I had a really fucking wack idea out of nowhere
So you know how Dirk is able to rap pretty well? Along with how he can change the narrative?
And you know how MSPAR has been helping Chixe with her raps and now has power over the Pesterquest timeline as a first guardian?
Consider:
Dirk and MSPA have a narrative power rap battle where their rhymes literally change the reality they’re in
Epic rap battles of narrative history
I love this
i kinda adore how Dirk is now just actually Kamina
like there's no avoiding it.
This theme fits Ultimate Dirk better than any other I can think of. It's heavy and bombastic, full of swagger and sheer arrogance. Perfect for one as assured of his own superiority as Ultimate Dirk.
at least Ult Dirk can back up his bark with his bite. if he can't slice you to pieces with his "unbreakable" katana, he can just rip your soul out instead.
Dirk^2: Omae Wa Mou Shinderu
Prince of heart, destroyer of soul, a man who EMBODIES ego, just some titles to spit at cha.
I am going to install Bluetooth speakers into my chest so I can blast this wherever I go.
Good, very good
Yours is a singularity of narcissism-an endlessly recursive existence so dense that it has no choice but to sprawl out much further than the boundaries of its person in any given universe or timeline.
I can see it.....
he awoke something in me when i first laid eyes upon him and im ace
Man grabbed me by the throat and forced me to vibe with him
ult dirk closes the fridge with his hips
I really can't feel proper fear when that stupid SBaHJ tattoo is pogging from his shoulder
Damn dirk and hes bewitching good looks
*he has the power of god and anime on his side*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
He IS god and anime.
Homestuck is definitely my favorite anime
@@KingOpenReview Bruh i'm going insane your pfp moves when I look at the replies
@@rainesjupiter7308 It's a gif.
DIRK: I'm either gonna drown you in a cup of water to put you out of your dehydrated misery, or you're gonna march your dry ass into the kitchen and make like a sponge.
This reminded me to drink water. Thank you!
hes ripped and i think thats very sexy of him
I'm so sorry for your loss.
agreed also is your username a machinegirl reference 🤨
I like how his hair keeps getting bigger
Was absolutely terrified of Ult. Dirks role in pesterchum. Ended up giving this a listen one day and then proceeded to have a dream of Ultimate Dirk attempting to kill me, I guess he really struck a cord in my subconscious
I was playing this kinda loud and my mom genuinely thought I was listening to Nine Inch Nails
Picturing Trent Reznor making this song for Homestuck nearly fucking killed me.
As soon as this dude showed up I just said out loud to myself "Oh god not THIS bitch again" and continued to enjoy his theme and laugh at his muscles
JESUS why is he so RIPPED its HOT
Too hot!
Twink: Dirk Strider.
Twunk: Bro (Pre-Scratch)
Hunk: Ultimate Dirk
Hi John!
Honk: Ultra Ultimate Dirk
this makes me feel lust
It's brutal. Heavy. Oppressive. A force that can't be fought, whether by virtue of its strength or your own weakness is irrelevant.
It's a remix of Beatdown, which was Beta Bro's theme.
And all I can see is a young boy laying on his roof after getting his ass kicked by his older brother.
lord help me i want him to wrap his hands around my neck and take me
I was smiling the whole thing when this song started playing. It is one of my favorite songs ever, and I'm so glad to see it get used
He gives me an urge to call him Daddy out of pure fear
Didn't he say something like "Daddy's home bitch" in the route?
@@benjaminjenkins2384 That was Teen Dirks' Autoresponder :/
@@taeunaosei9107 oh, okay, thanks for telling me lmao
You just know Rose calls him Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dasuberkaiser6 no no no no no
this man can step on me and i'd thank him
i love how silly yet incredibly menacing he looks
I love this song but I remember the original video's picture was of a beat up kid dave in Bro's shadow... who keeps letting the anime man around children :((
well at least with the way ult dirk acts, we can official rule out cal influencing him to act that way. As it turns out, Dirk is just an asshole in almost every timeline despite outside influences
Um....lol.....you do realize that because of the AR splinter, he is technically STILL being affected by Cal's influence, right? The whole point of this route was to tell you that Dirk is extremely susceptible to outside manipulation and his soul is at risk of corruption from the Ultimate Self, not that he's inherently evil :/
@@pseudosaccharine9891 orrrrrr that he's destined to be corrupted and IS therefore inherently evil due to a clear willingness to be swayed towards bastard-ness? Or that it's homestuck and therefore it's entirely up to interpretation. :D
BRIDGE Oooooooorrrrrr he gets put into bad circumstances by the narrative in every timeline and he's hyperaware of that AND it makes him very unhappy with himself because he is at heart a very genuinely good person who wants to do good things for his friends, and he doesn't get enough credit for getting as far as he had???
@@pseudosaccharine9891 Name one good thing Dirk Strider has done.
he gives me major frat boy vibes with this theme and that look...
they finally used it. jesus christ. i swear to god they made the punchy parts more hd. love this track.
thinking about what dave's internal reaction to ult dirk must've been
after having a heart-to-heart with him in homestuck about how bad his bro was
dirk saying he would never become like him
I love how overpowering this song sounds. Like you just messed with something much more powerful than yourself, something beyond your own comprehension, and now you're about to get your shit wrecked.
It's like if Dirk made a theme that could beat up anyone's ears on purpose just to prove to you he is superior
rage fills up my very being at the sight of this man
Ult. Dirk confirmed what I already thought. My type is people who could kill me.
So this is how Dave and Dirk gonna go down when ^2 finally update the first [S] Strife.
Mayor!
Wayward!
bruh id pog if that happens
This is the weirdest jojo yet
I mean he did a Dio and replaced God and by replaced God he Replaced the author canonically Im pretty sure Dio is still controlled by Araki Dirk Oh Dirk overthrew Hussie
@@craytherlaygaming2852 hes just heaven ascended dio
@@calyps0rion Thats the term i was looking for Though even Ascended Dio was still bound by the writer's whim Dirk is beyond the writer canonically
>JoJo reference
>Ultimate Dirk is a Gurren Lagann reference
The stench of nu-weebs disgusts me
@@capriciousunpredictablemem721 Cool down mate I mean Really though Dirks's Kamina *well the opposite of him please tell me i got the name right* but his brother Dave is more of a Toaru's Tschimikado both of them are ultimate bro's
Y'all may be stuffed with fear but
*all I can hear is the music of a new friendship*
Damn.... You Shonen protag much?
And all I can hear is the music of a big fight between mspar and dirk
Jesus, Ultimate Dirk is CUT
Imagine Kamina going up to Dirk saying "Who the hell do you think you are!!"
@@CRTV03 that is 100% true
His response would obviously be "I'm you but stronger"
Dirk would be Like oh shit Im you but GOD also got these shades because of you bro
He would cry
Also this remix has made me like Ult Dirk more unironically.
but it's an old remix,,
@@ubiquitouszergio4267 I realized that after, it was new to me
You sure thats not because Ult Dirk told you you did?
what happens to a mf when you get three theme songs
Yes sir.
@Dick Rider 𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙧
The "We are coming to beat you up" meme theme.
I already have been simping for dirk but his pesterquest sprites really made me a sIMP
JANEY!!!
Ralsei McDuck HSHHSJD
@@Weezettegirl
Hii Janey!!
YES
He look like hes going to kick my ass and honestly im fine with that
I feel like I’m about to get beat up by a dude named Chet
He's more like a Mike to me
when you realise this is a remix of Bro's theme it all starts to make sense.
I think what's nice about the pesterquest offshoot timeline and why the epilogues and ^2 are so frustrating to the kind of fans that mspar represents in pesterquest is that all these kids could've been given the opportunity to be their best selves, they all should have had the chance to grow up normally and be happy. But many of them don't, or they struggle to become their best serves through the adversity, where most of them inevitably fail. They deserved a happy ending, but the universe said no. The story said no. The author, the director, whoever currently holds the reigns on this ride at any given point said no.
Ult Dirk is the best example, second best example I'd say is Jane, though i think her starting point was never so wholesome as Dirk's. Dirk splinters his own psyche in hopes of understanding himself, but only his worst traits survive by the end and recoalesce into the most overbearing and toxic version of himself possible.
Edit: I don't give pre-SBURB Jane enough credit, she was a sweetheart too, if really hardheaded. And Dirk even as a teen had some of Bro's abusive tough love training in him with how he treated Jake. Stunted that poor boy's ability to.develop with his training bot "gift".
the drums/kicks on this are fucking killer dude
ITS A BOP
i’m sorry but dirk is one of the hottest characters in homestuck
dont apologize for speaking the absolute and unwavering truth
Me: turns on captions
Captions: [music]
Me: I don’t know what I was expecting
if he was in my school id let him bully me
same
he's so babygirl slay queen