[S] Bro: Strife

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  • čas přidán 6. 08. 2024
  • This is only my second video I've ever made, so I had to put quite some effort in making it. Also, my converter put an ad at the top of the video and it ruined some effects a bit. :/ But, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!
    Anyway, for the ones who are wondering what this is all about, this is a tribute to the coolest character in history, Bro Strider. Some people might not know who this is, so let me explain what Homestuck is.
    Homestuck is a webcomic made by a man named Andrew Hussie. It's about 4 kids who chat with each other over a chat client and decide to play a game together. Boring? NO! This game causes AND is their way out of the apocalypse of Earth. They get into the game and each get their own planet in a universe called the Incipisphere. Their goal is to defeat a black king and queen of a race called Dersites. But on their way, they're faced with loads of problems. That's the basic description for ya.
    Bro Strider is the brother of one of the 4 kids (the one you see in the beginning of the video) and does loads of cool stuff you can see in the video. The villain he fights at the end of the video is called Jack Noir. He rose to power by defeating the Black King and Queen himself (in the normal games, that wouldn't happen) causing himself to be a super overlord.
    I only took pieces from the flashes Bro featured in except for the last picture to show Bro's biggest moments in the comic.
    And yes, I'm aware I cut out the meteor being split by Bro, but that was intentional because I couldn't make a good transition otherwise.
    Anyway, all of this aside...
    [S] Bro: Strife!

Komentáře • 1,1K

  • @djkfork
    @djkfork Před 5 lety +1819

    I like how the literal end of the world is right around the corner, and guess what the Striders are doing?

    • @CosmosGatito
      @CosmosGatito Před 4 lety +302

      that's the best time for a final fight with your bro. it doesn't get any more scenic than a city on fire and meteors bearing down on you mid-brawl.

    • @ramdage8579
      @ramdage8579 Před 3 lety +29

      omg dude when i found this comment it had 412 likes, gUESS WHAT I JUST CLICKED

    • @djkfork
      @djkfork Před 3 lety +12

      @@ramdage8579 BHDJSJHEISJD YES THANK YOU

    • @ramdage8579
      @ramdage8579 Před 3 lety +5

      @@djkfork b l e s s e d

    • @TysonForReal
      @TysonForReal Před 3 lety

      @@ramdage8579 Y4A Y4U A4E B8LE44ED A8LIGHT

  • @kiplandvalentine3586
    @kiplandvalentine3586 Před 10 lety +1402

    *Sighs* Honey those kids are fighting on the roof again.

    • @themightymonarch2109
      @themightymonarch2109 Před 10 lety +51

      If you're up could you grab me a beer?

    • @zagreus_1870
      @zagreus_1870 Před 9 lety +35

      Andrew Pearson get your own beer and grab the popcorn this fights good!

    • @kurikurimix49
      @kurikurimix49 Před 9 lety +12

      YOUR PICTURE SUITS THAT PERFECTLY OH MY GOD!

    • @joojian4861
      @joojian4861 Před 6 lety +4

      Howls Moving Skitty, honey at least their music is awesome

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 4 lety +9

      "First the meteors now this? How am I supposed to get any sleep around here?"

  • @afreakazoid4813
    @afreakazoid4813 Před 6 lety +742

    Child abuse has never looked so badass!

  • @Star-vy5vm
    @Star-vy5vm Před 4 lety +626

    Dad Egbert: Tries giving his son a cake
    Bro Strider: Beat the shit out of this kid

  • @MisterTwelve
    @MisterTwelve Před 9 lety +603

    Bro beat Dave's ass so bad he cracked the record on his shirt.

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ Před 5 lety +2

      XII
      I KNOWWW

    • @darlinqq_
      @darlinqq_ Před rokem +4

      BAD TO THE BONE 💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @potato4387
      @potato4387 Před 10 měsíci +3

      DAVE GOT HIS STUFF ABSOLOUTY ROCKEDD

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 Před 8 lety +1869

    first 7 years of HS: omg bro is so cool
    after Dave talks to Dirk the first time: wtf i hate bro

    • @iamnotKMR
      @iamnotKMR Před 8 lety +20

      #PrinceOfHeart!!!!

    • @emilynguyen5934
      @emilynguyen5934 Před 8 lety +218

      late reply, but: thats because he realized that bro was a pretty shitty guardian

    • @emilynguyen5934
      @emilynguyen5934 Před 8 lety +272

      also im pretty sure he realized it before his talk with dirk. probably on the meteor since there was so much time, and it seemed that he thought about it a lot based on what he said to dirk.
      as a plus, because he didn't realize bro was a shitty guardian when he was younger, it left room for idolization. considering the neglect bro had put him through, dave probably grew up for a want of approval from bro, which is where the idolization probably stemmed from.

    • @iamnotKMR
      @iamnotKMR Před 8 lety +1

      Emily Nguyen True

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy Před 8 lety +11

      +Kaito Kumori dirk is a different person than bro so yes #PrinceOfHeart

  • @ArcaneNrok
    @ArcaneNrok Před 8 lety +449

    Bro broke Dave's sword in half, and then Dave later returns the favor, if anyone has noticed

    • @tvm7772
      @tvm7772 Před 8 lety +45

      Have you noticed that the opening fight is the same with tav and vriska?
      It starts as one pointing to the other then thumbing down,
      Then the other holds a puppets head and slashes at the neck.
      The thing is the puppet ones lost.

    • @tyriancross
      @tyriancross Před 8 lety +47

      Hussie did it to Lord English too
      It's like Homestuck code for "smackdown incoming"

    • @squiresnake
      @squiresnake Před 7 lety +35

      dave somehow breaks an unbreakable katana

    • @jt0n
      @jt0n Před 3 lety +5

      @@squiresnake welsh > anime apparently

    • @RandomGuy-ll9uz
      @RandomGuy-ll9uz Před 3 lety +14

      @@jt0n The katana was touching Crowbar's crowbar which nullifies magical properties or something iirc.

  • @robotbirdcat4867
    @robotbirdcat4867 Před 7 lety +438

    That moment when you realize how much Bro kicked ass before he bit the dust.

    • @linkle4smash433
      @linkle4smash433 Před 7 lety +106

      bro was honestly the strongest of the anyone of the original cast qnd that was with his katana and no upgrades, imagine what bro would do if he started alchemizing stuff

    • @robotbirdcat4867
      @robotbirdcat4867 Před 7 lety +60

      .......Now that i think about it that would have made him overpowered as fuck.

    • @glitchedwizard8965
      @glitchedwizard8965 Před 7 lety +68

      Simple Sketch he's powerful enough to enter the medium without ANYONE noticing

    • @annie.beyerfreudig4646
      @annie.beyerfreudig4646 Před 6 lety +17

      Eidolon Bidadari
      He probably would cut Lord English in half. Stop the lil Cal timeline and kick Gamzee's ass! Because we all know Equis and Bro would be bestfriends:3 I even think Dirk or dad could help him love Dave

    • @redaether9671
      @redaether9671 Před 4 lety +14

      @@linkle4smash433 late comment, even if his weapons isn't alchemized it cost a zillion. And it's called the unbreakable katana, that thing is more powerful than a lot of alchemized weapons

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo Před 6 lety +738

    The fact that Dave thought it was normal for Bro to hit him hurts me...

    • @Karanthaneos
      @Karanthaneos Před 5 lety +60

      He just didn't know better :'c

    • @foldedx2
      @foldedx2 Před 4 lety +40

      cry harder

    • @kutagore
      @kutagore Před 3 lety +20

      @@foldedx2 cry better

    • @07blackhand
      @07blackhand Před 3 lety +5

      And why it isn't normal

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 Před 3 lety +82

      @@07blackhand Big bro was the only parental figure Dave had, even if they're bros there's nothing normal about an adult beating the crap out of a kid like this.

  • @henryam503
    @henryam503 Před 8 lety +186

    Bro is on some dragon ball level shit with that afterimage technique

    • @samwich540
      @samwich540 Před 7 lety +7

      Yep

    • @GiligamerMC
      @GiligamerMC Před 7 lety +3

      how did you manage to be fast enough to get that youtube name :O

    • @samwich540
      @samwich540 Před 7 lety +12

      you don't wanna know.

    • @spektrei8833
      @spektrei8833 Před 7 lety +5

      GiligamerMC He is just that fast.

  • @pandoratheexplorer8211
    @pandoratheexplorer8211 Před 2 lety +193

    Johns dad: throws a pie in johns face
    Roses mom: passive aggressively gives rose a beautiful pony
    Jades dog: teleports jade to places she doesnt want to go
    Daves bro: chucks daves ass down a flight of stairs

  • @ThEcAnDyCrAcKeR
    @ThEcAnDyCrAcKeR Před 10 lety +387

    You cut off Dave falling down all these stairs.

    • @Blaperile
      @Blaperile  Před 10 lety +21

      Haha, I know, I cut it off because I thought the transition was much smoother this way.

    • @lizardgirl413
      @lizardgirl413 Před 9 lety +29

      someone should make a 10+ minute version of dave falling down stairs XD

    • @schrodingerskitty4620
      @schrodingerskitty4620 Před 9 lety +27

      ThEcAnDyCrAcKeR I warned him about stairs BRO I TOLD HIM DOG

    • @weaponizedpizza8825
      @weaponizedpizza8825 Před 8 lety +5

      +Alix Winters you can just go to strife round 3, the stair fall loops endlessly.

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 Před 5 lety

      SWEET BRO AND *HELLA JEFF*

  • @takeyourpills3979
    @takeyourpills3979 Před 8 lety +332

    I honestly think Bro being so violent has something to do with Cal
    We know about Cal now, so...it's very probable that he's doing some mind tricks on him

    • @ThePinkPartyHat
      @ThePinkPartyHat Před 7 lety +93

      I think it was mentioned somewhere in HS that the new (kind of? I don't want to give off spoilers) Cal actually did corrupt Bro, although I may very well be wrong.

    • @lyellCrookshanks
      @lyellCrookshanks Před 7 lety +108

      No you're right. Caliborn wanted to break one of the Beta Kid's spirit so that he wouldn't have much opposition in his retconned timeline and Dave was the unlucky pick. Since Lil Cal housed his soul and all :T I mean that's where Lil Cal's namesake, Caliborn.

    • @franicman_6829
      @franicman_6829 Před 6 lety +13

      TakeYourPills! Yeah cal messed GaMzEe up too

    • @Yellowsander
      @Yellowsander Před 5 lety +16

      If i'm correct Gamzee was pretty mental before Cal was a factor. Refer to: Karkat talking about how Gamzee fucked up the black king then went back to spacing out.

    • @francesco8572
      @francesco8572 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Yellowsander It was mainly the sopor slime that was rotting his brain.

  • @stevensmith699
    @stevensmith699 Před 7 lety +543

    I remember feeling sorry for Dave having to deal with Bro's death, now I feel sorry for him having to deal with Bro

    • @kiraissecretlyapillarman3505
      @kiraissecretlyapillarman3505 Před 3 lety +60

      Well. Yes, but it is until you realize that Dave’s Bro grew up with the cal that was possessed by Caliborn, gamzee and the others.

    • @hamstergoddess1344
      @hamstergoddess1344 Před 3 lety +40

      @@kiraissecretlyapillarman3505 now i feel sorry for dave and dave's bro ;_;

  • @themasterblaze7563
    @themasterblaze7563 Před 3 lety +77

    I enjoy how it's implied that Dave is just a normal dude and Bro's out here doing some Naruto stuff.

  • @nightazday7988
    @nightazday7988 Před 3 lety +320

    People said this was "played for laughs" but I always contrasted it with the previous strifes. John and dad were playing around, Rose was attention seeking, Dave actually gotten the stuffing beaten out of him.

    • @PedrohzWasNotTaken-zt9ye
      @PedrohzWasNotTaken-zt9ye Před rokem +6

      I feel so sad now

    • @gardenagnostic
      @gardenagnostic Před rokem +15

      jade was also just playing with bec

    • @bruh1322
      @bruh1322 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Rose tried to kill herself.

    • @absol_3598
      @absol_3598 Před 8 měsíci +9

      ​@@bruh1322Their house had a power outage, the suicide threat wouldn't have worked and both Rose and her mom knew it. As far as the both of them were concerned, it was a harmless prank.

    • @funkymonky8067
      @funkymonky8067 Před 4 měsíci +1

      as an older bro and a younger bro me and my bros were always roughhousing, i always assumed this was just a played up version of that, like with Dad and Mom

  • @sagefurry
    @sagefurry Před 8 lety +212

    It's really awesome until you consider Bro is wearing crocs

    • @calebmarceau7879
      @calebmarceau7879 Před 6 lety +21

      Sain ik this is like super duper late but he's not wearing crocs, he's wearing convers

    • @djkfork
      @djkfork Před 5 lety +16

      Old lady bro: Those are my CROCS

    • @darlinqq_
      @darlinqq_ Před rokem +1

      HE IS !? 💀 LMAOOAOAOAO

    • @roastedcocoaa
      @roastedcocoaa Před rokem +4

      I always saw it as converse but the idea of Bro sword fighting in crocs is my favorite thing ever

    • @Gam3rfreak1290
      @Gam3rfreak1290 Před 7 měsíci

      They are crocs now. It's canon. ​@@roastedcocoaa

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 Před rokem +31

    Dave: wtf bro? You could've killed me.
    Dirk: Bro, whatever kills you makes you stronger.

  • @FreakXGuitar
    @FreakXGuitar Před 10 lety +87

    ... they're both left handed in the beginning of the flash.

  • @theamvgirlx
    @theamvgirlx Před 8 lety +268

    Dude..... I read this comic when I was 14 and I didn't see it. I'm now 18 and ONLY NOW do I realize how fucked up this is....

    • @tyriancross
      @tyriancross Před 8 lety +48

      Don't worry dude that was always kind of the point. Dave's entire character arc is Cerberus Syndrome incarnate

    • @rogue123987
      @rogue123987 Před 8 lety +60

      Yeah. I think the reason you don't notice the first time around is because you already have to suspend your disbelief so much just to accept the premise of Homestuck. Right from the beginning you're shown things like Capchalogs that make no sense and are never explained but the character's act like it's normal so you stop questioning it. By the time you get to see Bro you've learned that this world works on different rules and since Dave thinks that his situation is normal so do we.

  • @Nine-Oh-Five
    @Nine-Oh-Five Před 8 lety +367

    it's funny...Dave WAS so bad in comparison to bro at the beginning, whereas now he could kick bros ass

    • @weirdcaster1679
      @weirdcaster1679 Před 8 lety +97

      I'm pretty sure he would still get destroyed.
      He used a blunt piece of shit to cut down a meteor, and slam said sword into the Beat Mesa, where only the Quills of Echidna (a DENIZEN) could scratch.

    • @Daedalus257
      @Daedalus257 Před 8 lety +54

      +Weird Caster Bro's sword is a juju. It's unbreakable, that how he could use the sword on the beat mesa.

    • @weirdcaster1679
      @weirdcaster1679 Před 8 lety +18

      +William Boysen it's still a blunt sword.
      How do you damage anything with a blunt sword.

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five Před 8 lety +33

      Weird Caster thought motherfucking shenanigans

    • @reet7932
      @reet7932 Před 7 lety +44

      +Weird Caster Dave could totally win, albeit the fight would be somewhat close, Bro died to Bec noir in seconds with the help of Davesprite, Dave lasted a pretty long time against 2 bec blurs with 0 help, all on his own, I think Dave would totally win

  • @DioDinero
    @DioDinero Před 12 lety +40

    "Can't Abscond, Bro!"
    My little brother knew what this meant before Homestuck even came out.

  • @thecoolertoadman
    @thecoolertoadman Před 7 lety +427

    You know that someone is strong if they can fight you using stop-motion animation.
    Also, Lil Cal is dabbing next to Bros corpse.
    Just wanted to ruin that moment for everyone.

    • @djkfork
      @djkfork Před 5 lety +22

      I can no longer take Bro's death seriously... Thanks ;)

    • @Jredz-ry4pb
      @Jredz-ry4pb Před 4 lety +5

      I hate you for telling me this

    • @idioticlight
      @idioticlight Před rokem +5

      Caliborn dabs at the sight of bro dying

  • @darkraiking555
    @darkraiking555 Před rokem +53

    Despite the negative interpretation of the relationship the comic conveyed later in the story, Bro probably still really loved Dave in his own way and that strife was one last test to keep Dave on his toes before he had to face and burden the most cataclysmic sequence of events and responsibilities in his life. And perhaps even a sort of farewell as it's their last interaction.

    • @joeywilson7026
      @joeywilson7026 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Especially when you take into consideration how Dirk treated his friends as well. He tried to toughen up Jake constantly with beatings from and undefeatable robot.

    • @presidentofthegalaxy784
      @presidentofthegalaxy784 Před 8 měsíci +14

      It’s heavily implied that the original narrative of bro’s actions was him knowing sburb was on the cusp and because he’s literally adult dirk, his only proper way of protecting dave in his eyes was making him strong enough so doesnt have to worry about him. Yea Its fucked up but bro is a flawed anti-hero, with the philosophy of “The Path of hell was paved with good Intentions.”

    • @Sweld549
      @Sweld549 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@presidentofthegalaxy784 I think their relationship being retconned to be outright abusive kind of jumped the shark. Considering John attacking his dad with a hammer over some mail was also treated as a completely mundane occurrence, Bro attacking Dave with swords just felt like the exaggerated Homestuck equivalent of sibling roughhousing/an older brother kicking their sibling's ass at a game.
      Not to imply he ever seemed like a particularly nice guy or anything. Early on it seemed more like their dynamic was going to be that of a younger sibling who idolized his older brother, and excused his shitty behavior as just being what "cool guys" do. I think Dave slowly realizing his brother was actually kind of a jerk/not as cool as he thought he was would've basically facilitated the same character arc for him anyway (As well as mirrored John's realizations about his father), so I always felt it was a bit dumb that they made it SO extreme. "Revealing" that Dave was actually living in fear of a genuine lunatic all his life just felt like a lazy way to invent drama for him and Dirk to hash out.

    • @Roguerobin4
      @Roguerobin4 Před měsícem +2

      ​@Sweld549 i would almost agree, but remember. The apartment dave was in had no place to keep food. Kid was stashing stuff in his closet just to ensure he has some shit to drink and eat. Fridge was jammed with weapons, cooking utensils stuffed full of puppets, he was not having a good time with his "bro"

    • @Sweld549
      @Sweld549 Před měsícem +3

      @@Roguerobin4 By normal standards, sure. However by normal standards pretty much everything the kids' guardians did would be considered pretty psychopathic. If John's dad doing unhinged stuff like plastering clowns all over his house or mass-producing cakes to force on his son is accepted as the goofy Homestuck equivalent to a dad's clumsy attempts to bond with his son, then it would make sense that Dave's bro is just a stereotypical deadbeat older sibling taken to a cartoonish extreme. In that context "There's no food in the fridge because its full of swords" reads less as "Dave is literally fighting to even feed himself" and more like "Bro's the type of asshole who'd go out and buy an armful of lunchables after Dave complained about them not having groceries".
      Basically I'm saying it's odd that the other guardians' crazier actions are handwaved as being an almost non-literal abstractions of normal behavior, but then suddenly everything Dave's bro did is treated as having been strictly literal with all the terrible implications that entails. It felt very jarring considering how much of those kind of elements are, by Hussie's own admission, written with the intention of being tongue in-cheek and not entirely representative of what's "actually" happening.

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester Před 3 lety +41

    During the fight between jackdog, dirk, and davesprite, I really wanted dirk to look to davesprite's mastery of swordsmanship, his speed and power, and say:
    "Bro. I'm unironically proud of you"
    just, a little bit of redemption? something? anything to make his relationship with scratch-dirk healthier

  • @kevinmalone27
    @kevinmalone27 Před 7 lety +45

    2:11
    What vague foreshadowing..

  • @thesuperbowser2
    @thesuperbowser2 Před 5 lety +338

    SPOILERS!!
    At first, bro seemed like the coolest guy ever, I mean he literally split a meteor in half with a SWORD.
    But now that I've finished reading Homestuck, I realized that bro wasn't really as cool as we all thought. I feel most of it, however, wasn't entirely Bro's fault. As we see in the alpha timeline, dirk still isn't really the best out of them, (all of them have their problems). However, I think it was partly Lil' Cal's doing for why Bro was so abusive to dave. I mean, literally, it was part of Caliborn (who becomes Lord English) is inside Cal. and John giving Cal (or at least the dream one) to Bro when he creates them with ectobiology stuff means that he's had it all his life. That probably would mess someone up, having the soul of the evilest thing in the multiverse with you since birth.
    If I got anything wrong, *_please_* correct me so we can have a more accurate discussion. If you have anything to add, say it. just, please be kind and respectful when you say it.

    • @ViIvaNunner
      @ViIvaNunner Před 4 lety +87

      Yknow, realizing that Bro grew up with basically the souls of Caliborn, Gamzee, and to a lesser extent, Dirk (ARquius) makes Bro make a lot of sense
      Assuming that the Cal Bro was given was already the 'cursed" one, it seems more of a miracle that bro didnt turn into a genocidal maniac

    • @CosmosGatito
      @CosmosGatito Před 4 lety +29

      wouldn't Bro's shades protect against the puppet's influence? like if they're both wearing shades and Dave isn't showing signs of malevolence, I think something else could be at play. remember when Dirk said he could see how somebody like Bro could happen if Dirk were allowed to grow unchecked by outside sources (Dirk had his friend), Bro had nobody. Just himself, that puppet, some swords and a shitload of time before Dave arrives.

    • @engineerxero7767
      @engineerxero7767 Před 4 lety +46

      @@CosmosGatito I dunno, but IMO, I feel like Cal's interference didn't work on Dave cause he was scared of it. Bro seems loving toward Cal, while Dave tries to stay away from him. Maybe that's why he didn't get influenced. Just a headcanon

    • @BrokenSword1978
      @BrokenSword1978 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CosmosGatito You can't really say that considering they still lived in a normal america, normal world, before the meteors struck. Especially since Skaianet isn't canon.

    • @TysonForReal
      @TysonForReal Před 3 lety

      You didnt have to uppercase sword you know (no offense)

  • @mewgami
    @mewgami Před 9 lety +853

    I love how people still think everyone was happy at the beginning of homestuck. Dave wasn't. And not just because of his stoic demeanor, this kid was SUFFERING. There has always been pain in homestuck, whether blood was visible or not.

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 Před 8 lety +33

      Is Dave a domestic abuse victim? I can't tell.

    • @dadisfad
      @dadisfad Před 8 lety +56

      +Edmond Castri Ah honey oh baby just keep reading son just keep reading oh child oh baby

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 Před 8 lety +18

      +dadisfad I just finished. Dave seems to be over exaggerating.

    • @dadisfad
      @dadisfad Před 8 lety +79

      I don't think you've ever been abused especially by a parent. Don't ever say that to a kid who was abused irl. And I honestly think dave under exaggerates

    • @dadisfad
      @dadisfad Před 8 lety +56

      He's 16 when he tells his story, going on 17 probably. And just because you experienced your awful situation doesn't make it anyone elses situation lesser. And dirk ABSOLUTELY is abusive. 100% Dirk even admits to being abusive so? And honestly sorry you experience what you have, I've gone through experiences of hell as well and I've learned that no one's experience is too little or too small. You can't use your experiences to belittle others, I say this not in context of a character but actual people. Dave was thrown down a flight of stairs and told to get back up and keep fighting, that's serious fucking shit. Also he's had 13 years of that. 13 years of abuse. We only see a day of it.

  • @looseGoose878
    @looseGoose878 Před 8 lety +100

    0:57 foreshadowing.

  • @apricot_chai_tea8805
    @apricot_chai_tea8805 Před 8 lety +191

    Bro and Dave
    much abuse
    very love
    much Bro
    Very Dave

  • @Spoofdty
    @Spoofdty Před 11 lety +26

    sometimes i wonder how their neighbours reacted to se them on the roof

    • @squiresnake
      @squiresnake Před 7 lety +4

      forestdeity probably "honey call the cops he is abusing that child again"

  • @calyps0rion
    @calyps0rion Před 4 lety +35

    It's so infuriating seeing these knowing WHO is trapped in lil cal

  • @MegaBichiX
    @MegaBichiX Před 9 lety +42

    so, bro is so skilled with the sword, that he can even cut the logo of a shirt....k

    • @schrodingerskitty4620
      @schrodingerskitty4620 Před 9 lety +9

      Mega Bichi wrong I AM SO SKILLED WITH THE SWORD THAT I CAN SHAVE MY BALLS WITH IT WITH OUT CUTING THEM OFF

    • @clarences.2877
      @clarences.2877 Před 9 lety +2

      Dirk Strider ... How does one practice such a thing without cutting them off xD? Or are you so amazing you didn't need practice o-O ?

    • @schrodingerskitty4620
      @schrodingerskitty4620 Před 9 lety +3

      -Face palm- You practice with a wooden sword -_-
      But anyway i am so amazing that i don't need to practice.
      I practice ironically ◥▶◀◤

    • @schrodingerskitty4620
      @schrodingerskitty4620 Před 8 lety

      ***** Just an ironic comment

    • @MegaBichiX
      @MegaBichiX Před 8 lety

      Dirk Strider
      JuSt An IrOnIc rEsPoNsE

  • @darlinqq_
    @darlinqq_ Před rokem +7

    Top 10 anime battels

  • @tunaqueen1346
    @tunaqueen1346 Před 10 lety +68

    I remembered laughing my ass off at "CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT" xDDD

  • @mandapanda9292
    @mandapanda9292 Před 5 lety +30

    Watching this actually increases my depression because he didn't deserve this

  • @phoenixkh93
    @phoenixkh93 Před 7 lety +19

    Bro's got those mettaton EX legs going on

  • @Bluetheartist
    @Bluetheartist Před 4 lety +103

    How hard do you have to hit someone to break the artwork on their shirt?

    • @CosmosGatito
      @CosmosGatito Před 3 lety +14

      i think it's more of how precise. hitting hard with a sword would just pierce the shirt, striking precisely enough to simply damage the artwork is somethin else.

  • @TheDesuComplex
    @TheDesuComplex Před 12 lety +6

    I just realized- in Round 2, Bro points down and, in response, Dave threatens decapitation with a smuppet head he got from the microwave.
    Fast-forward to the post-scratch universe, and Dirk decapitates himself....... with a microwave.

  • @charactooling6470
    @charactooling6470 Před 2 lety +6

    Bro Strider: Making child abuse badass since 1995

  • @BatailleRapTishort
    @BatailleRapTishort Před 8 lety +30

    Years in the future (but not many) Dave manages to kick Bro's ass as well as Lord English's possession of Jack and Jack with LE's staff

  • @stellaw6910
    @stellaw6910 Před 9 lety +90

    What do Davesprite and Bro have in common?
    Where they keep their swords.
    What do Marco Bodt and Eridan have in common?

    • @emmaskeria317
      @emmaskeria317 Před 9 lety +27

      STOP IT
      STOP NOW
      STOP DONT SPEAK

    • @stellaw6910
      @stellaw6910 Před 9 lety +8

      Let's not forget what Mami, Dirk, Celty and Kaworu have in common.

    • @fliaky9699
      @fliaky9699 Před 7 lety

      U monster....

    • @franicman_6829
      @franicman_6829 Před 6 lety +1

      carcinoGeneticist H.S. original Jack survived the whole series along with Pm

    • @zombiederpster
      @zombiederpster Před 6 lety

      That...Is not okay.

  • @neognosticism
    @neognosticism Před 5 lety +29

    noone:
    daves bro: * yeets child *

  • @sulfuricSHAME
    @sulfuricSHAME Před 12 lety +8

    I love how it's just bro moving cal while moving at hyperspeed.

  • @KiwisBr
    @KiwisBr Před 9 lety +26

    I surely see this different after reading the update... Poor Dave ;/

  • @Sleepy-yp4wx
    @Sleepy-yp4wx Před 4 lety +5

    CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!

  • @lunchlaunch
    @lunchlaunch Před 10 lety +60

    Bro, and Dave use a combination of street fighting, various forms of martial arts, ninja skills, and general awesome cool guy fighting. The strifes w/ bro are by far the best in the series :D

    • @Adonis869
      @Adonis869 Před 10 lety +4

      agreed

    • @cyberwolfy37
      @cyberwolfy37 Před 10 lety +3

      all member of the strider family know how to do flash step and teleportation in battle

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 Před 10 lety +9

      cyberwolfy37
      Only someone with power over space can teleport. As the Prince of Heart and Knight of Time, neither of them have the power to teleport. But Bro is a flash step puppeteer and he taught Dave the same moves. They just move really fast. That's different from teleportation, which is instantaneous.

    • @lunchlaunch
      @lunchlaunch Před 9 lety +1

      Yerps

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 Před 9 lety

      Oops. My bad.
      I'm changing it now.

  • @applepi4623
    @applepi4623 Před 3 lety +18

    “Honey! We have to leave there are meteors falling outside one could hit us!”
    “But... what about the striders they’re fighting on the roof again”
    “Serves them right if they get hit by a meteor, because of them I haven’t slept for a week over their noise”

  • @kylerblake8581
    @kylerblake8581 Před 10 lety +35

    i think Dave shouldnt have took lil'cal to bro or his ass wouldnt have been kicked

    • @Blaperile
      @Blaperile  Před 10 lety +8

      Bro requested for Dave to bring Lil Cal though. He left a note for Dave saying: "bro. roof. now. bring cal". This is seen in [S] Dave: Ascend to the highest top of the building.

    • @kylerblake8581
      @kylerblake8581 Před 10 lety

      Blaperile But Dave has had the shit beat out of him his whole life for makeing that same mistake

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 Před 10 lety +4

      Kyler Blake
      Even if he hadn't brought Lil Cal he still would have lost. Bro was at the top of his echeladder, while Dave was only a few rungs higher than everyone else at the time.

    • @squiresnake
      @squiresnake Před 7 lety +2

      well bro could like in the middle of the fight grab Cal sense he is so quick

  • @person5195
    @person5195 Před 8 lety +65

    CAL, god damn you screw stuff up You caused Gamzee to go on rampage mode prob. caused true dirk to go insane, and Overall screwed everything up.

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony Před 2 lety +3

    Ends with Lil Cal dabbing, classic

  • @potato4387
    @potato4387 Před 10 měsíci +6

    bro:*beats the crap outta dave*
    also bro:*flys away epicly*

  • @jj12343211
    @jj12343211 Před 8 lety +88

    That's the greatest question of this all, isn't it?
    Is Bro in the right for doing this to Dave, in the end? Is he doing this for some sick pleasure, or because he believes it is the right thing to do? Does he believe that Dave has a problem with escaping from conflicts that he can't avoid, or for learning about his place? I believe that Bro's character still did everything he did specifically for Dave. To him, Dave was his younger brother. He was the kid he needed to protect, even if that meant that he was sometimes harsh or even brutal to him. When he meets up with Davesprite, they resolve to fight Bec Noir together, even with the knowledge that they can only fight on equal footing. Perhaps Bro truly is abusive. But is that all there is to his character? Was Vriska running Tavros through all their was to her? (Speaking of abusive relationships....)
    I am the eldest brother of three boys. I helped my mom to raise the other two of them. Would I ever beat the ever living crap out of them with a sword and my elbows? No, I would not. But you know what I would do? I would make them realize that there is more to life then seeing things as we want to see them. I protect them, in many ways. Sometimes my ways are wrong. Sometimes I don't understand them. Sometimes they treat me wrongly as well. However, for all that, if I could teach them to have passion towards valuable things, to encourage them to stride towards something greater.. At the end of the day, Dave still wields a sword. He still finds Bro's dead body. He still wields Caldefwelch. And more than anything else, he knows he will never be the man his brother is. There are parts of me that I hope my brothers never adopt. Such is life.

    • @scumbagbenis113
      @scumbagbenis113 Před 7 lety +5

      but that's what I did
      beat the crap out of my two little brothers with katanas

    • @jj12343211
      @jj12343211 Před 7 lety +6

      Foam katanas/stick katanas or worse yet, simulated in Lego Star Wars, but yes. It happened. Conflict is part of human nature, and those of us who have endured the world's abuse and suffered from it do not want those we consider our brothers to be hurt from it in the same way... Perhaps.

    • @franicman_6829
      @franicman_6829 Před 6 lety +4

      jj12343211 it was his sick training method for The game

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před 2 lety +2

      I think he had decent enough intentions, but due to 30 years of bad juju his perspective on what is fine and good behaviour is INCREDIBLY fucked.
      Dude has never had a chance to grow in any way, shape, or form without the puppet there since birth, and may barely be a person in this state to begin with.
      There are probably parts of Dirks nature that care for Dave and try to be supportive (doesn't Bro sleep on the couch while Dave has a bedroom?) But anything concerning Bro as a person is SEVERELY compromised due to outside forces thar have been straight up infecting his mind every single second of his existence.

  • @Jerrysmith-uv7it
    @Jerrysmith-uv7it Před 8 lety +9

    2:10 I love how it shows his symbol shattered it's so
    cool

  • @lunnefisk4344
    @lunnefisk4344 Před 9 lety +97

    I feel like when in part 2 of dave's fight the music drops in quality and goes all fuzzy, it's as if to say dave's going numb to this. As if it's getting repetitive and he's used to this as a common occurence, a 30 year old man beating him into the ground :^(

    • @weaponizedpizza8825
      @weaponizedpizza8825 Před 8 lety +14

      Bro may be an abusive sack of shit, but he's a badass ninja abusive sack of shit.

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 Před 8 lety

      +Superb Temminator (Rich historic supertem) *bro

    • @weaponizedpizza8825
      @weaponizedpizza8825 Před 8 lety +1

      Edmond Castri gonna edit that out. Don't say anything. Shhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 Před 8 lety +3

      +Superb Temminator (Rich historic supertem) gotcha 👍8^ y

    • @Missingnokillred
      @Missingnokillred Před 8 lety +9

      +Lunnefisk that's just the converter dropping in quality. but your theory is still pretty neat anyway.

  • @misschambers666
    @misschambers666 Před 11 lety +6

    I love how Bro puppets Lil Cal but when Dirk inherits Cal it turns out he's really a JuJu of terrible misfortune.

  • @billcipher2699
    @billcipher2699 Před 5 lety +6

    RIP bro, one of my favs...

  • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
    @Cosplaybuddygiraffes Před 11 lety +6

    Bro is easily one of the greatest supporting characters I've seen in media. His incredible strength, abilities, and amazing amount of respect and honor is astounding to say the least. Dave had a great guardian to teach him, and it shows flawlessly in his battle and character development.
    You did good, Bro. You did better than I could have imagined. And may you rest in peace.

  • @RycoreXIII
    @RycoreXIII Před 4 lety +6

    Child abuse, as depicted by an anime fight scene.

  • @GHETTOE1M1
    @GHETTOE1M1 Před rokem +5

    Bro the goat brahhh

  • @ChocoMintable
    @ChocoMintable Před 12 lety +4

    oh gog whenever i hear "descend" i always get goosebumps

  • @Skibidisollux
    @Skibidisollux Před 9 měsíci +5

    child abuse explained

  • @Blaperile
    @Blaperile  Před 12 lety

    Thank you all for your reactions so far! :D
    Also, I'm quite sure that all fans of this will enjoy my newest video: [S] Blaperile: Remember WV. It's a similar kind of tribute video, but for WV instead of Bro. I even consider it much better than this!

  • @Blaperile
    @Blaperile  Před 13 lety +1

    @Pirlname
    I cut it out because I couldn't find a good transition with the music otherwise. Sorry!

  • @rep1600
    @rep1600 Před 8 lety +9

    IM GETTING THE FEELS FROM THE START OF THIS OMG

  • @psychoticax645
    @psychoticax645 Před 3 lety +5

    I like to think this was a fight to see if Dave was ready for what was in store in the Medium, it makes sense if you think about it, roughing Dave up would toughen him up for the things that happen later on down the line, including against Jack.

    • @CosmosGatito
      @CosmosGatito Před 3 lety +2

      i think there were a few reasons as to why Bro raised Dave like this. Lil Cal being one of them, Sburb being another, and Lord English being a really big one.

  • @Kissingerzones1311
    @Kissingerzones1311 Před rokem +5

    Literally me.

  • @evereggs3197
    @evereggs3197 Před 6 lety +7

    But nah, Bro is awesome. I mean he litteratly saves Dave's ass (After kicking it) several times. Without him, neither Dave, nor Rose would have survived. And by that extension neither would have John, with the Pch00000ing to the denizen bullshit from Terezi, so then Jade wouldn't have survived. Bro just saved the alpha timeline. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

    • @beetlebozo
      @beetlebozo Před 5 lety

      sure, he helped the story progress, but he was by no means awesome. he still abused dave.

  • @paolapereira1104
    @paolapereira1104 Před 3 lety +3

    In 2021? That's what I like to see

  • @icyzw277
    @icyzw277 Před 7 lety +11

    Ok but Bro literally CUT A METEOR IN HALF AND GOT HIMSELF KILLED just to buy Dave some time don't say he didn't care about Dave

    • @n.a.ne_6333
      @n.a.ne_6333 Před 5 lety +1

      bro cared about dave, but his actions were still abusive.

  • @analogVulpine
    @analogVulpine Před 2 lety +21

    I always had mixed feelings about Bro. He was a dick no getting around that, I saw it from the beginning. But I liked him as a character, and got upset when he died. Like when the villain gets defeated, but they were a really good villain.

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před 2 lety +11

      The thing with Bro is, is that I feel like he never actually was a person for the most part.
      A ghost of Dirks traits are there, but with possessed call being with him since day 1, homeboy never even got a chance to develop into an actual person instead of a shell of one.
      Things normal people experience like growth and worldview were likely incredibly sabotaged by this outside force. People are shaped by their nature as well as their nurture, and while I can see things from Dirks nature in him, any shaping that nurture would do with normal people is instead fully taken up by Lil Cals influence, causing Bro to be missing a pretty key aspect in what makes a person.
      With how deeply rooted Cal probably was in his brain, I'm glad he's dead.
      Not just for Dave's sake, but for his own, since there was never a chance for him to actually be a person in this timeline, being steered into a very clear direction since birth with a mind that's only partially his own, only in nature and not at all in nurture.
      Also glad that he's dead so more focus could go to villainous characters who are very much their own people, with nurtures to explore that are more interesting since their reactions and growth based on it are far more natural. Villiany is imo more fun if the characters grew more naturally into their role as villians with their nature reacting to their nurture, rather than them probably being completely from day 1.

  • @TehDuckmeister
    @TehDuckmeister Před 10 lety +11

    Bro is such an badass.

    • @schrodingerskitty4620
      @schrodingerskitty4620 Před 9 lety

      Sollux Captor Thanks B/

    • @waheey
      @waheey Před 4 lety +4

      oh my god this didnt age well at all

    • @g.poupin1700
      @g.poupin1700 Před 4 lety

      @@waheey soooooooo... Are you gonna comment that same thing again and again in order to trigger homestuck's fan ? That's quite shitty dude

    • @waheey
      @waheey Před 4 lety

      Gabriel P what?

  • @CraftyChicken91
    @CraftyChicken91 Před rokem +5

    God remember when Homestuck didn't suck shit.

    • @eleventhswag
      @eleventhswag Před 4 měsíci +1

      It lowkey started sucking near cascade

    • @CraftyChicken91
      @CraftyChicken91 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@eleventhswag truth, probably just before the doc scratch part. I still think that's peak. Hussy stops himself from ruining homestuck long enough to actually explore something cool.
      Then cascade breaks new grounds. And page 1 of act 6 is noticeably worse on impact.

    • @eleventhswag
      @eleventhswag Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@CraftyChicken91 caliborn was the only reason why i finished act 6

    • @CraftyChicken91
      @CraftyChicken91 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@eleventhswag I started to enjoy shitting on it near the end.
      And yes Caliborn is OUR GUY he hates Homestuck almost as much as I do.

    • @turtleboi456
      @turtleboi456 Před 3 měsíci

      read problem sleuth

  • @GoIdheart
    @GoIdheart Před 4 lety +5

    To think that this was the prototype to the final battle...

  • @causeican274
    @causeican274 Před 11 lety +2

    .....~sobs in the feels corner~

  • @_deletus_
    @_deletus_ Před 5 lety +1

    I like how you can just see a blur in the background which is Bro moving Cal . And when it slows down and you can see Bro using Cal to kick Dave, AWESOME.

  • @BloodEevee
    @BloodEevee Před 5 lety +4

    Still the most badass 3 round strife in homestuck.

  • @thespookiestboy
    @thespookiestboy Před 2 lety +1

    this explains middleschool. how.
    also this is one hell of a mood in general

  • @redspyy
    @redspyy Před 11 lety +4

    Well, there goes my favorite character.

  • @shamrous7368
    @shamrous7368 Před 4 lety +5

    If Bro had a beat(like a weapon), his image would be a cool reference to OFF(the game), which came out before the homestuck comic.

  • @vaiyt
    @vaiyt Před 4 lety +3

    This was literally the first thing I saw from homeatuck

  • @Vernatio
    @Vernatio Před 12 lety +1

    R.I.P. Bro. You were the best puppeteer I ever did see.

  • @Bluetanmancan
    @Bluetanmancan Před 11 lety +1

    Watching this really helps me appreciate just how badass Dirk is

  • @Spoopball
    @Spoopball Před 3 lety +6

    It's kinda sad that (theorized by dave) bro only raised dave as some sort of ultimate expression of psychopathic irony. I like to believe Dave was right in (again theorizing) that owning lil cal for so long drove bro insane (like a Harry Potter horcrux, which the comic references alot)

    • @manoloaguilar974
      @manoloaguilar974 Před 2 lety +3

      im not gonna say Bro was in the right, but he did what he could, of what he know he could do, he still choose to save dave, and even die for him.

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před 2 lety +5

      I feel like he did love Dave, but 30 years of puppet brainrot severely fucked with his morality and with what he conciders normal, acceptable behaviour.
      Some parts of Dirk would have been inevitable, like emotiobal distance etc, but having the most evil doll in the multiverse radiate bad juju onto him since 'birth' multiplied any negative traits in his nature by 1000.
      Any personal growth would probably be incredibly stunted with that thing breathing down your brain
      On top of that, bro seems to have some behaviours and interests that aren't natural to Dirk AT ALL, but are very much to Caliborn, like the Saw deathtrap stuff and weird p@rn.
      Actions like letting Dave have the bedroom while Bro sleeps on the couch feel like some parts of the Dirk inside him actually showing his care for Dave, but bc of the situation anything this dude does is gonna be heavily compromised.
      He was never gonna be a good guardian, but without the puppet in the way like Mom, Grandpa and even Dad were incredibly flawed.
      I think it's in Dirks nature to be highly self-critical, so had his perspective had a chance to be more normal he probably would've been a LOT more careful and less violent and overall better at keeping his traits in check, if not still emotionally distant.
      I feel like he would've been a worse guardian than Mom but a better one than Grandpa.

  • @xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498
    @xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498 Před 7 lety +4

    1:31 woah wtf. is that like, a ghost?

    • @justinfromdietweeb3553
      @justinfromdietweeb3553 Před 4 lety

      Bro is too damn fast that he creates solid after images, he's basically at 2 places at the same time he's that fast

  • @lara8866
    @lara8866 Před 4 lety

    this looms really cool and funky on the surface, but when you look deeper into dave's history of being abused by bro it's actually really sad.

  • @Astremia
    @Astremia Před měsícem +1

    best way to describe child abuse

  • @jeremoople
    @jeremoople Před 9 lety +3

    I realized today that Hussie probably based these strifes on the "sprite fight" videos that used to be so popular on Newgrounds

  • @nunpiza
    @nunpiza Před 3 lety +39

    You cant defend bro's actions. He was litterally abusive and raised dave to the point where dave thought it was normal to be hit.

    • @yoji5759
      @yoji5759 Před 3 lety +16

      Caliborn fucked with his mind tho. Bro was literally batshit insane and following the orders of a monster

    • @bigphatdummie5310
      @bigphatdummie5310 Před 3 lety +4

      Ah, wait, so that’s what was going on?? I’ve seen a bunch of comments referring to the abuse, but I didn’t really know what was going on, so these those comments really helped, thank you (also sorry I haven’t read the whole thing yet-)

    • @dudewheresmycar4203
      @dudewheresmycar4203 Před 2 lety +8

      Bro was based and simply built different.

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před 2 lety +9

      To be fair, Bro did have the most evil doll in the multiverse probably rot his brain for 30 years straight, so chances are that Bro was so far gone that he also thought it was completely normal and acceptable to be hit.
      Some stuff like the Saw traps are directly connectable to caliborn rather than anything Alpha Dirk, if it weren't for the puppet I firmly believe Bro would've just been a bit worse than mom Lalonde and a bit better than grandpa Harley.
      Things like the emotional distance etc are very much in Dirks nature and would have been there regardless, but you can't deny that there's been some severe outside tampering when it comes to this versions nurture, magnifying any negative traits he would have had x1000. Since that's puppets been there since he came to earth, he's never gotten a single chance to even remotely grow as a person with bad juju sabotaging it and poisoning his mind.
      So I can't defend it, but I also can't hate on Bro himself too much, bc that might be too much accountability for someone who has been groomed into lunacy since day 1. They're his actions, but in a way they're also ARquis, Gamzees and ESPECIALLY Caliborns actions.

  • @CaitiedidT
    @CaitiedidT Před 12 lety +1

    8 People couldn't handle how cool Dave Strider is.

  • @Gilgamasher1
    @Gilgamasher1 Před 12 lety

    Bro and Kamina. They ooze awesomeness that comes from being a total badass. R.I.P. both of you.

  • @dogeballdoggo9971
    @dogeballdoggo9971 Před 2 lety +3

    guys bro isnt an abusive asshole I swear!

  • @omnitaneous128
    @omnitaneous128 Před 6 lety +3

    Guys, none of you bat an eyelid when you saw the "abuse" earlier in homestuck. BECAUSE ITS HOMESTUCK. John doesn't even know what putting something down is. All the kids didnt have names into their thirteenth birthday, because its a world designed to be funny and cool, not realistic.

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 Před 4 lety

      that doesn't mean it can't have realistic themes, and dave's abuse was very much realistic. even if homestuck is mostly comedic, it goes into pretty deep ideas.

  • @xcentric_gaming9264
    @xcentric_gaming9264 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Guys, the striders are on the roof again

  • @danielbenavides8287
    @danielbenavides8287 Před rokem

    The best, most alike to my personality fight scene I’ve ever witnessed

  • @TheDustyMuffinsss
    @TheDustyMuffinsss Před 4 lety +16

    I've actually got a lil fanon theory that this isn't Dirk we're seeing raising Dave, but Lil Hal. Without the friends in the alpha timeline to show him how much of an asshole he was, he continued down the path of self-obsession and over efficiency. He's had those Lil Hal glasses on for so long he basically became the emotionless AI he created, losing any sense of empathy and only caring about making Dave stronger regardless of how much he was abusing the kid.

    • @TheLegend2T
      @TheLegend2T Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t think lil Hal literally exists but that’s still an interesting take
      I can see bro being lil’ Hal in a metaphorical way

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Před 2 lety +1

      I've considered Bro as an alternate version of Hal moreso than Dirk.
      Not in your way, bur because of the way Dirks nature is being tamperes with.
      In Hal you can clearly see parts of Dirk, however, due to the nature of being an AI, certain things of human nature like morality do just not transfer and are absent.
      Likewise, due to Bro being infected with bad juju since birth, he does not have certain things that most humans have. His morality is probably severely compromised, as is any chance at personal growth in life.
      Instead of the limitations of being an AI, it's the limitations that the puppet has caused in Bro.
      Bro and Hal are what happens when you take 90% of Dirks nature, and fill the other 10% up with either robo shit or Caliborns nature, as well as having their nuture and development be very compromised in one way or another.
      In ways AR actually had more freedom to develop as his own person than Bro did, ngl.

  • @FormThisWay
    @FormThisWay Před 9 lety +221

    Everyone doesn't seem to realize that they're watching child abuse. Bro, a 30 year-old man, is beating up a child with not only a freak puppet but also with his bare hands. When he told Dave to come up to the roof and being Cal, Dave was going to get his daily beating. And when he slashes the Abscond command in half, he's basically saying that he can't leave until he's finished with him. But it's not like this comic ever touches on real world problems, right? Naw, Homestuck is all idealized situations that never could happen in the real world! Now let's go back to watching a kid get his ass beaten by someone he has zero chance against.

    • @StrayRaver
      @StrayRaver Před 9 lety +17

      I literally typed up a damn near three paragraph explanation on all of this nonsense you're spouting before I realized...it's nonsense. You look at Homestuck, and it's nonsense. From what I understand these kids are in a videogame world where they're semi-infallible gods up against inane adversaries after being brought up by-and get this, because it confuses the shit out of me-themselves.
      Pretty sure it's self-harm.
      Blegh, 3am and all my common sense flies out the window.

    • @FormThisWay
      @FormThisWay Před 9 lety +51

      StrayRaver Andrew Hussie himself said this. In the Homestuck books, when Dave and Bro strifed, he commented on how this is not a healthy relationship at all, and that a boy is getting beaten up by a man thrice his size. He even knew people would stay in denial about it.

    • @FormThisWay
      @FormThisWay Před 9 lety +51

      StrayRaver Here's the exact quote from Homestuck Book 3:
      "In round two of Dave’s strife, he tries to escape from the relentless puppet pummeling, but bro slashes the ABSCOND command, just like he sliced all the other battle commands in round one. The message is clear. Dave can’t escape until he has been dealt the requisite daily helping of domestic abuse, wait I mean ninja training. What did I say there? Nothing. It was nothing. Homestuck is a lighthearted and funny cartoon dealing in highly abstract and stylized household situations, and nothing about it shall evoke the gritty realities experienced every day by real life victims of abuse. Now let’s watch this 30-something year old man pound the daylights out of his adopted 13 year old brother and biological son."

    • @Chameleonred5
      @Chameleonred5 Před 9 lety +16

      Form This Way Dave was prepared for the game because constantly fighting someone you can't beat helps you be able to fight against opponents that are less powerful. The adults are hinted in many places to know about the game. Bro did what he did so that Dave could defend himself. Bro never took it too far, just up to the point where Dave could be considered 'defeated' in honorable and open combat.
      This was a fight between unequal combatants for training purposes, not abuse.

    • @FormThisWay
      @FormThisWay Před 9 lety +34

      Chameleonred5 It doesn't excuse his behavior. If John, incapable of wielding a sledgehammer in the beginning, was able to get through the game and end up the most powerful of everybody, then Dave didn't need it.

  • @mnchtnyht362
    @mnchtnyht362 Před 7 lety +1

    Sick flashes, Bro & Dave are sick

  • @viewerofcomedylol
    @viewerofcomedylol Před 13 lety +1

    THE MUSIC IS AWESOME OKAY

  • @telltaletypist
    @telltaletypist Před 2 lety +5

    what's better than this? just guys bein dudes