ASMR | Shady Back Alley Tingle Dealer Roleplay | ILLEGAL ASMR

Terry the Tingle Dealer is BACK and ready to bring you some of the best ASMR triggers and tingles. Now officer gutierrez has been cracking down on the tingle dealers in town so we have to be careful and lay low! Keep your head down, relax, and DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Need Some Tingles?
03:12 - Latex Gloves
03:55 - Water Jar
05:49 - Woody
08:28 - Back Scratcher
11:15 - PRESS Pass
14:40 - Lightsabers
16:45 - Budget Scissors
19:11 - The Horn
21:25 - Morty & Peddy
23:40 - Silly String
25:11 - Checkout
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[@oozian_]

Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.

[@messymooshroom3194]

The Ryanverse

[@aquelecarala158]

Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@Carter17Hello]

Glazing 😼

[@RealTF2Pyro]

@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record

[@blockbusterng]

My balance after this video:
+$500 (budget)
-$100 (water jar)
-$200 (wood)
-$0 (scratcher)
-$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass)
-$25 (sabers)
-$20 (scissors)
-$25 (horn)
-$25 (mortar and pestle)
-$25 (silly string)
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Total: -$120 & I owe him
What a steal!!

[@ItsJustSeb]

Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.

[@O-N_b_gaming]

​@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?

[@Noitssnotme]

@@O-N_b_gamingdam, who hurt you.

[@belc7882]

​@@O-N_b_gaming dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺

[@ryeansokyo]

the water jar was only 5$ i thought.

[@NoNamex1412]

0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy

[@sushi7987]

it made me laugh so hard😭

[@Colt.31]

@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ItsJustSeb]

Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol

[@PlasmatixYT]

9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb

[@AidanRonschke]

Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22

[@nathanielclark4644]

Every video with gloves 😂

[@dr_goofy]

Just like oj (orange juice)

[@MasterMike_]

​@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨

[@dannelle9370]

Best part!!

[@NoahThatcher-tl2ie]

This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan

[@h.e.h.]

Same bro

[@MaxPeng-wf5lc]

omfg sameee

[@gmb2006]

Same 😂

[@randomperson4327]

Same here

[@gilbowilbo]

Same!! 😂

[@Beyond-does-stuff]

No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂

[@lindathetford3776]

😂😂😂

[@crimsoncraze5783]

wrd

[@BlazeShorts965]

That got me good! 😂

[@aj_2waveyy749]

No diddy😂

[@RileyGames2012]

Bros packing😏

[@Legitlegend2435]

You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice

[@PambazoQuemado]

15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality

[@RC2214]

I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂

[@Wizaru_the_Grande]

I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤

[@Shield954]

Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀

[@DerAusserEgge]

I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back

[@raidenshogyn1y]

The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3

[@Nefn3t]

We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies

[@linda_srndn]

"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂

[@averysaad1086]

The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!

[@Amyjwashere]

The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man

[@Ratmanz567]

Seeing this posted made my day

[@Validity909]

You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐

[@davidkohl6803]

One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!

[@user-bl7ib7mv8j]

I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️
Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉

[@BsxytdcutfvHfdfggdfgvghj]

Yes

[@justpat5076]

The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast

[@jackprice1376]

bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀

[@Enxiviy]

fr

[@oliverearnest7081]

“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”

[@ZoraCatone]

Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.

[@SammyHammy2009]

⁠@@ZoraCatonelol

[@ephemeraltides5589]

The acting is always superb ✨

[@cartercamp5353]

Love the videos Ryan keep up the good work

[@Wertyber]

Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years

[@JamesParkOfficial]

Real

[@lotion7410]

You make the most creative asmr videos fr

[@theglitchygamingking]

Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.

[@tim_okk]

this is so good ❤

[@Vortex_inc.]

ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.

[@9-star-9]

The way the green screen with mini light savers make it look it more glowey 15:44

[@jaypillacela9829]

This is jst what I needed man !

[@aydenplayzgames7881]

Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!

[@AlsoFreakyyGodzilla]

Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video.
One love G❤

[@cheesus7672]

Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles

[@Mrarsonist-ov2wc]

Yes

[@youngbryYoboyy]

The "quiet" got me😂

[@gisellesinclair6811]

Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff

[@Deakin_Playz]

Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am

[@kittywhiskers996]

Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨

[@conniemiller4267]

Hey Ryan love the video👍

[@privatnoprivatno3298]

Let's go Terry the goat is back

[@DinoDNA143]

Nice work 😊

[@Bayonetta661]

YAYY NEW VIDEO

[@Obi-Juan_Kenobi3110]

Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂

[@natecasale4856]

9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself

[@lwfwresting7518]

The little pink monster behind him is a graffiti painting in Chicago, I only know that because I went last summer

[@Excellent-Eli]

Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages

[@awesomelolas4421]

I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story

[@fanpiresam482]

This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆

[@Bmcd3565]

i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣

[@The_heavy_gaming]

Love your asmr game

[@I-simp-for-stolas]

Your first sub

[@justinkk1915]

Thanks

[@workingman9019]

I feel like Spiderman is going to drop down into the alley and wonder what the hell we are doing. 😂

[@c.harlotte]

Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan

[@Blue-ex4rs]

Your profile pic is very disturbing to me

[@Ilikepalestine516]

Drugs ❎
Tingles ✅

[@user-vz8dl3bc1c]

I love your videos ryan

[@VincentDaylong]

He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.

[@ThatOneCat01]

I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious

[@ilovedogs1179]

I love your videos!!!!!!!

[@I_Play_Stuff_12]

I just woke up 16m in i fell asleep lol😂

[@PolarRiot]

Made another banger🔥

[@neolithic3]

I have that exact same back scratcher!

[@Ichigo_nnh]

A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!

[@profitprophets1363]

Charisma town ❤😂

[@kamilove8308]

Watching this while going into labor

[@randalhall5201]

The shade to J-Lo was wild

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂

[@yeonskylarbarf]

watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭

[@You_are_football]

Amazing

[@debdnl1403]

for a second there i was very nervous about that horn

[@Settistudios]

“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮‍♂️

[@sloplord]

finally, colombian tingles

[@bautistafernandez723]

Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie

[@yoochewb]

the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.

[@user-mm2ve8zu7w]

9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb

[@mrsavagegaming471]

Bro is a real dealer

[@keolanbarnes8140]

Bro got slapped through the phone 😭 0:47

[@BigTitBitch69]

"Sleepy deepies" I need some of that shit for my toddler. 😂

[@AlexHamilton-om1mp]

MMM yay oatmeal for my dog

[@koifch]

The BEND in this man LMAO

[@user-hu4id5vt2b]

Nice vid

[@merlinedejer7964]

911: 911 what's your emergency?
ME: HE IS TINGLING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@Reyrocksall]

I appreciate the random J-Lo roast

[@XF1NF4LTRY]

5:56 nah that's crazy

[@CrazyJay_456]

I've been wondering when we would see Terry the Tingle Dealer again. 😅

[@NOBLS1X]

i’d like to buy some black tar tingles

[@lol-jk5zw]

14:48 those are lightsaber chopsticks

[@notmoblol]

the lightsabers were so powerful they were distorting reality😂

[@Colt.31]

3:20 I thought there would be an F bomb, putting on the gloves

[@Keiraanna-gu8hu]

4:25 😮😮😮😮

[@djrider86]

26:00 I'll tell them Ryan Gosling hooked me up

[@Phantom12438]

Imagine if next Terry video we are actually narcs

[@alisonsoifer4191]

One slice of pizza is not enough for the tingles so try a whole pie lol

[@BoyBoy-vy4dq]

Like these

[@NomadOfTheNebula]

Bro got emotional at the end, character development.

[@RileyGames2012]

3:50 bros hands look like the grinches

[@user-sf9xp2os1x]

His sad eye is so funny

[@evanhickey3087]

It’s crazy that ASMR is so good that the government had to exterminate it 😢

[@GreyFoxGaming.]

9:17 whoops 😂

[@Hfudbehejdnshdjenzj]

Under 48 hours gang
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