If the Avengers Held Open Tryouts
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- The Heroes that never made it to the big screen 😢
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Props to anyone who stayed for the after credits 😂
I did , i saw the videowasn't close to finshing yet , so i watched it
i did here and in the movies
I think we did him a favor
I don’t get people who leave the movie people all the credits roll, especially now adays during marvel movies, since they are well known to have after credit scenes…
Yup, high quality video all around
Okay, so the guy who could see 24 hours into the past, he didn't say that it was his own past. That sounds like a useful superpower to me. Probably not useful enough to actively fight crime, but good enough to keep him in some sort of reserves for gathering information.
hey guys theres gonna be a bomb at the train station at 9 30 tomorrow night.
how do you know?
oh i heard the bad guys talk about it about 3 hours ago.
but you've been here all day how you hear that.
oh i can see 24 hours in the past.
.....oh cool so anyway i started blasting
It actually could be useful for fighting crime. He would need some extra gadgets or whatever but if he is smart enough then he might be able to guess the opponent next move based off what they done before.
MOODY BLUES
Could maybe help solve murders, and recent crimes.
Was actually going to say he'd might make a great detective, not really avengers worthy but useful...if he can see other's past.
“What’s your super power?”
“Is this just done off of powers? Because I’ve done martial arts since I was a child and mastered many different fighting styles.” “I’ve also learned 15 languages and have extensively trained with weapons of all types!”
“Wow, so what’s your super power then?”
“I’m a pathological liar.”
We literally have Shield for that
Hawkeye and Black Widow: really? Fight us.
I wouldnt even kill, use him as a spy
Noice. 😂
💥💥💥
Love how Stark got angry at the iPhone employee the most😂
same
😂for good reason
But the outfit switch guy was good
@@Somedude3767 Didn't you get the joke? He could switched any thing the other person is wearing with a snap of his fingers.
Meaning that if he got Thano's gloves and he snapped his fingers, people would die.
@@TedEhioghae Nah, the snap doesn't mean killing someone
The snap means that you're activating the gauntlet to do you bidding- that's why when Hulk snapped, it brought people back instead of killing more of them.
Plot twist: The guy who thought it was a McDonalds interview can fly at supersonic speeds
He woulda been a dark horse but stark wasn’t havin it😂
@@landokalriz If only he was bulletproof too 😞
will be needeed for take over and uber eats
That was stark!
But only in a fighter jet
The guy from McDonald's is back. And is ready to speak about the Avenger's history.
There's so many gunshots. 😳
He’s still tryin to get that job😂
@@landokalrizguy in a suit: let's see Avengers was founded in the year 2012.............
@@juniorrangel1741 "You just need superpowers or unleveled human strength and your hired"
@@hasanmorshed9632 exactly
Heres the kicker: its just the same fuy coming back dressed in different clothing. His true power, is invincability. He was just trying to see how long it would take them to notice...
Except that guy from apple care. He knew what he did
Lmao
Geez thanks for ruining the joke
@@gannymalata9377 geez thanks for being a funkiller, he made the joke better jerk
Honestly, controlling a single blade of grass could be pretty op. He could be like poison ivy where he could turn that one blade of grass into basically a giant kraken tentacle. Teleporting only to where he was previously standing could be pretty good too. Not for travelling long distances( unless he can teleport to a place he was previously standing a week ago.) But for some pretty badass tactical fight scenes where he dodges by teleporting to the last place he was standing.
Since bamboo is grass he could control bamboo sticks to hit the opponent
Teleport Guy sounded like a weaker Kamui from Naruto, but since he was killed by a bullet I guess not.
He could teleport to where he was CURRENTLY standing, not to where he was previously
@@reubenoakley5887 ...what?
@@xionvixon3387 My comment seems pretty self-explanatory. What are you asking about?
being able to see 24 hours into the past is actually pretty good
depends on if its literally ANYTHING that happened in the last 24 hrs
*Exams go BRRRRRRRR*
@@yamete1729 It does not really matter much on how.
ANYTHING in the past 24 hours = very op for nearly anyone
anything in the past 24 hours at your current location = op for a detective
anything you have personally seen in the past 24 hours = not op, but pretty strong for a detective.
And all the Stress that comes with it
Never said he had photographic memory though😏
The one person literally could have switched a glove he was wearing with The Infinity Gauntlet. Though, he lived under such a rock void of any television, newspapers, or human contact he did not know who Thanos was. When Thanos son Thrane shows up they will regret shooting that guy because there is more than one Infinity Gauntlet.
Considering this is 6 months after the snap (before the second snap) they kind of already did
He would have been very useful.
Outfit guy could be pretty useful actually. He could swap suits with Iron Man, War Machine, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, he could take Cap's shield if Cap were wearing it on his back, if the Eye of Agamotto still existed he could yoink that, with enough combat training he could basically ask half the Avengers to wait on the sidelines geared up and just jump between their power sets whenever he needs to.
Also be really good for spy work because everything that's in your clothes like your IDs your cards access to things your phone it's all on your person usually so in one swoop he could just take it all at once
He could make Thanos gauntlet
Spiderman has actual superpowers, though. Everyone else uses powered suits.
@@her0br1ner I was thinking like mcu spidey who has hundreds of weird web formulas in his suit, and the robotic arms on his back.
@TheOfficialPSI mostly just the iron spider suit, especially comics one where it's a functional iron man suit designed for spideys abilities and webs
TBF, invisibility when no-one is looking is useful because it could protect you from automated systems, seeing back in time is useful because you could see how something was set up or what sets off a trap and things of that nature, and swapping clothes could cripple literally any tech villain or artifice villain, not to mention any who rely on, like, hazard suits and shit to survive.
Mystery men has a character with this power and uses it to turn off automated systems when he has everyone else turn around. Great movie about superhero rejects.
“Sky High” was also good for this.
In the 60's, the Legion of Super-Heroes held open tryouts. Their applicants included people like Double-Header (an alien with two heads that argued constantly), Ron Karr (could flatten himself to paper thinness), Radiation Roy (could emit radiation, but couldn't control it and nearly irradiated all of the legionnaires), Green Boy (could turn anything green), Calamity King (could cause accidents, but couldn't control his power), Polecat (could emit fumes with a terrible odor), Infectious Lass (could make people sick, but couldn't control her power), Arm-Fall-Off Boy (could remove his arm and use it to club people with; later redone as a more practical hero who could detach his arms and have them fly around hitting people), Stone Boy (could turn to stone... couldn't move while in this state), the Mess (could attract dirt), Jungle King (could control animals... sorta... he was killed by an animal when he was distracted from controlling it), Antennae Boy (can play radio signals from the past, present, or future; can't control this power very well), and Eyeful Ethel (has eyes all around her head, giving her the ability to not need to turn to see behind her).
A couple of people from the skit could actually be very useful. The guy who could see 24 hours in the past would be great at solving crimes (could see who killed the victim, etc...). The insect transformation guy could be useful as a spy or scout, but wouldn't be tremendously helpful in general.
Insect guy. Seeing Ant-Man vibes here.
honestly the dude who can teleport in place: depending on how it was used, couldn't he be untouchable ?
Sound like acceptable candidates for Great Lakes Avengers.
@@ScionStorm1 Okay, that's a really good reference.
Stone Boy's a more flexible Weeping Angel, minus all of their overpowered abilities that make the stone thing a demerit.
They call me He-Man. I have the strength and speed of a human being. I can also speak in Latin, Spanish, English, German, French, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc.
But i have to learn it first
😂quite talented
@@landokalriz forgot to mention that he is born in a planet called Earth.
mobo line, he sed this
@ivandimitrievski424 this video reminds me of the unknown superheroes
3:37-Dude,all you had to do was to let him see Thanos!
WHY SHOOT HIM?
this would take place after they killed thanos
Maybe because that guy no diffs Ironman by just taking his suit.
1:42 The key point of his power is that he can see back 24 hours from point of activation to areas even outside his own memory, which would make him great for spying or scouting (He could see back through 1 second continuously towards A villain’s brainstorming session, for example.).
A few of these could actually be useful:
See into the past - Depends on how the power works, maybe he can see past events that he never personally witnessed.
Turn into an insect - Useful for sneaking into places and so on. Similar to Ant Man
Swap clothes - Stealing weapons and armor from enemies
Invisibility when no one is looking - Can hide from cameras?
Teleportation to the same place he was standing - Could dodge attacks, get out of holds, etc. His power is essentially "disappear for a split second" which has some applications
Control a single blade of grass - Basically Yondu's whistle thing, but grass
Cause earthquakes by shittijg his pants - Unpleasant, but causing earthquakes is a legit power
Regrow eyeballs - I mean, not super useful as a power, but better than nothing I guess? Hawkeye and Black Widow are there, so...
About this grass thing he can make some sort of bag to carry this plain of grass and if its something like poison ivy plant control that he can make it grow giant and catch people in it or grab something using it or make it or make it carry him somewhere
I dont watch guardion of galaxy so i dont known what is yondu whistle thing
@@MikomikYTSo yondu uses (forgot, a feather or a needle)
Basically with precise whistling he can telekenetically move the 🪶 or 💉. Basically he has this scene where he just walks while whistling and the peice just zips around insanely fast through everyone hearts and they all fall dead.
Instantly upgrade iphone - No having to buy a new phone!
There is a hero in Marvel who has the power to telekinetically control a hubcap. Not all hubcaps, just one specific hubcap he found one day. His power only works on it.
He uses it to fly, as a weapon, as a shield, etc. It's the most weirdly specific power.
That's amazing.
Captain America?
The Guy at 2:46 could be useful.
Thanos stubles as he Garden shakes violently, he runs outside to find a Terran shitting his pants.
Steve holding a bottle of Febreze, "Avengers Assemble."
that's why he only threw the gun at him and didn't kill him
And what if it is on a different lawn somewhere in Asia?
The whole seeing into the past thing is super useful bro- he didn't say just his past it can basically be anyone's so that means that he can tell you passcodes evil plans and basically key information- they might've killed the most useful one there
Yeah it's almost like interviewer's for jobs are incredibly incompetent and unqualified.
3:16-KEEP HIM FOR ENDGAME!
This is the greatest comedy channel you can't change my mind
You’re too kind🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@@landokalriz your to hilarious
@@Burning_Godzilla_fan you're*
@@Arknjoyer shut your trap this isn't reddit
1:03 im dead bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:33 dude thats actualy good hed be a good detective
1:48 oof if only they Waite slinger for him to explain that his power works for any location, so he could see what the bad guys were saying 24 hours ago.
This was very fantastic. I couldn’t stop laughing. I don’t even know which audition was the best
bro u didnt even watch the video
I feel like being able to regrow your eyes would be a useful power unironically. You never know when you you’d might need something like that incase you get into an accident.
It is useful, just not as a superhero
That shooting at Apple was really personal. Not that I don’t understand it 😂
😂
@@landokalrizwhy he shoot the dude that could changes gloves with Thanos
Really should have asked the guy with the ability to see into the past if it's only his own timeline or if he can see the past of places that he didn't actually witness.
PLEASE do a sequel to this, this was so goddamn funny
2:12
GET OUUUUT!!
They didnt have to shoot the third guy. He would have forgotten it after a day anyway 😂
most guys saying "wow so funny" without even watching the video
wow so funny
wow so funny
" are you trying to tell me you're a normal fucking human being? " 0:30
I half expected the McDonald's guy to get back up. He never answered whether he had superpowers.
Mystery Men proved that "Invisibility but only when nobody is looking" (along with "Ability to throw cutlery" and "lethal farts") can sometimes be useful!
Just curious how was that invisibility useful?
@@Name-ru1kt he used it to sneak past a security camera
The swapping clothes one is useful as fuck. Show up to a battle in your underwear, and swap clothes with someone in full armor
Or some really embarrassing clothes
Only underwear socks and a very tight tie
Wear handcuffs and ball and chain and literally instantly neutralise any enemy.
Have a whole army of handcuffed and ball n chained dudes against an enemy army and you could reverse clothes the armies by swapping back and forth from your bois to the enemies'
The person who can eat anything is actually something good
They can delete enemy plans and blueprints
They can delete blockades, enemy armor and weapons
They can delete that one unstable power plant that the enemy has been using
They can delete thanos’s gauntlet/gems
" He was that tree dude, right ? " .... 😂😂
That last guy was actually good.
He could wear bombs, light them off, then swap them with Thanos’s shirt.
Bro you deserve atleast 10 million subscribers.Big fan of your work.
Thanks my friend🙏🏼
Damn cap lost all patience in the ice 😂
😂he’s been through too much at this point
He has no more _chill._
2:29💀💀💀
the dude who could see in the past.
I think it means he remembers everything that happened in the past 24 hours, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Hey uh, how did Tony survive? Did I miss something?😂
This is supposedly taking place before the five year timeskip
@@rafaelzavros4391 while that does make sense, would they really need more avengers tho? Cause if this is taking place before they beat Thanos, I’m more then positive the strongest ones they had were still good to go. Scarlet Witch, Dr Strange, Hulk, Spider-Man, Thor, C.A, B.P, Iron Man. And they’re the ones that beat him to begin with, there’s be no need to recruit more unless they need a replacement for the incredibly nerfed hulk😂
@@flaminggaming143 no, this is in the 5 year gap between Infinity War and Endgame. They hadn't beaten Thanos yet, but half the universe was dead.
Still before Endgame my friend
@@flaminggaming143 dude how do you get this wrong?? This video is between infinity war and endgame. After thanos' first snap
I considered the possibility that the guy with memory may be able to see through the pov of others
Dude man I PISSED myself!! Teleportation, invisibility when no one’s looking.. geeeeeeniiuuiiissss! 😂❤
😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Was the guy who can only turn invisible when no one is looking a mystery men reference? That power actually turned out to be useful in the film.
Would be ironic if his Invisibility was only negated by humans sight:
Later we see him trolling fat Thor in new Asgard.
could sneak into bank and not caught by camera coz no one is looking
Yeah Mystery Men was actually pretty good. Had hoped they'd be in End Game
@@soxpeewee the Mystery Men were basically a team of 'Hawkeye's.
Not saying they couldn't help, but were unlikely to make a difference.
Although a cameo in the Multiverse of Madness would have been legit awesome!
The one who can see backwards into time can be very useful for figuring out what went down or what the plans were when the avengers find a place a few hours late.
Some of these were useful, insect, invisibility, time memory?, teleportation?, and the clothing swapping for sure.
The last dude could pretty much insta-kill Iron Man.
"Oh, look who's flying through Manhattan! And now his red paste on Times Square."
I love your sense of humor .
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2:19 Anyone else remember Mystery Men?
To be fair, in the comics Black Widow is a super soldier and Hawkeye has high-tech arrows for anything from tazing to freezing enemies.
Thank you, man why does everyone act like he just has regular arrows? Even in the movies they explode, yet people still think he sucks for whatever reason.
With these powers I CAN PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, SHOWER AND TOUCH GRASS ALL AT THE SAME TIME
Plot twist: The guy who could see back in time could actually see back in time, not just his own memory. He could go somewhere and see what happened in the last 24 hours
DUde you are amazing, i laughed the entire video, i swear to god😂😂🤣🤣
please never stop doing what you're doing.
your videos keep on getting better and better, this is pure comedy keep it up friend!
Thanks bro🙏🏼🙏🏼 I won’t be any time soon
Thanos main source of power was basically six rocks so the most overpowered guy was the guy that could turn himself into a rock
Turns into a rock
Awakens as a Steven Universe alien space gem
Man you deserve 1 million subs you are way to underrated
Preciate it bro❤
Invisibility when no one is looking is a good super power, once ur invisible then no one can see you so you stay invisible.
Not how it worked in "Mystery Men", but what if it is only negated by humans.
Guy is later walking bear assed through Thanos's ship.
I bet the Mc Donald's guy had the most op super power
If he can switch outfits with anybody, people with power armors are screwed
That was my first thought too.
Tony didn't shoot him because he was useless or already missed his moment with Thanos; he was worried about finding himself suddenly in jeans and a tshirt hundreds of feet in the air.
this was a really good calebcity video, and to see it recreated by one of my favourite comedy youtubers is amazing
You know how Shazam has the powers of a bunch of different gods? I have the power of a bunch of different humans, unfortunately they're all just normal people
i can fly for .5 seconds
2 inches off the ground
The guy with the eye patch was actually good.
Seeing back in time would be great for a detective. Go to the crime scene and just see who the murderer is.
couldnt help but laugh when the earthquake guy got the gun thrown at his face XD
at least hes alive!
Controlling a blade of grass, but like Yondu with his arrow, and technically bamboo is a grass, so...
What if it was like a grass sword
If it’s complete and absolute manipulation of all aspects of the blade of grass, he could instantly heat it to the temperature of the sun and cause a huge explosion
I always enjoy seeing your content in my subscription box! Thank you for another great video.
Thanks bro I appreciate youu
You know who they should hire
"Suprise Attack"
Too unpredictable
That was so focking good!!!
You honestly don't know how your videos make my day.
Glad to hear it❤
George Clooney is my favorite Batman! I loved Batman and Robin as a kid, and I was actually invested, unlike the Christopher Nolan movies where I fell asleep waiting for something to happen 😅
Turning into an insect but staying the same size would be terrifying. Imagine a 5 foot 9 praying mantis, or a beetle that can pick up a man. The chitin would resist small arms fire at that scale.
The last guy being actually useful if he just watched the news:
I’m quietly losing my shit on the bus rn 😭😭😂
Make sure you wipe after😏
As someone who knows the day of the week of any day ever I can confirm this is a certified hood classic.
This is like calebcitys video awe
get oooooooout!
Good idea: "Who are you?" " I'm Batman" "What's your power?" "I'm blind". Puts arm over eyes Banger
make one of these but for supervillians
Ooo not a bad idea👀
The guy applying for McDonalds had superpowers and survived.
Now he recruiting for a League of Villain, so he can have his REVENGE BWAHAHA!
@@landokalriz Masters of Evil
Mind spacer: Good at detecting hostility or individual intent. Could be used for interogation, therapy or security
Enzymaster: Their body/matabolism is quite efficient allowing them to consume anything without digesting/nutritious issues. Could be sent in remote location without requring to pack copious amount of food since his stomach can break down leaves, grass, bones, etc
Foreseeker: With his limited ability he could find out what happened (within the 24h mark) to determine the best way to avoid that specific event to occure once more or learn the truth about something
Meatshield : Is very patient, gulible and ready for work. Perfect for a suicide squad
Insectus: The pefect spy/recon with an ability that make him less suspicious than a micro sized human followed by a swarm of ant. Would also gain the abilities of other insect like bees, ants, butterflies, and maybe more if his definition of insect included other type of bugs like spiders, hornet, etc. And this isn't considering if his size changes at all, meaning he might become a giant acid spiting beatle!
Schrödinger: Quantum based ability to disapear from existance when unwitnessed, and could appear wherever/whenerver he want.. avoiding security systems, ennemies and more!
Sidestep: Within his limited teleportaiton he can warp his body across surface, avoid projectiles and break fall/collisions
Inspecter: Detective seeking the spirit of disapeared individual, now help shy ghost to cross beyond and assist humanity in their fight agaisnt evil ghost that only he can see!
betterman: With his upgrading facuties, marketman improve everyone standard or living one phone at the time! Until he later realised his ability din't stop at phones, but could also upgrade/degrade less or more complex objects
Hardrock: Funny man now calling himself Korg who has the power to talk to rock and turn himself into one which he canot reverse. Now spending all his time with the god of thunder
Stormbringer: Has it turns out he could move more than grass, and was actually manipulating wind! With his atomspheric manipulation he now fight the force of evil and communism
Windwave: When he shit his pant, the vibration emplifies and cause a massive earthquake capable of dissimating entire cities! After his rejection he decided to become a villain, and held an entire contry hostage once by holding a spoonfool of beans near his mouth
Steel standing: At the age of ten he accidently stabed his right eye with a stick but it somehow grew back. For years he though his power was limiting to his eyes... but after being shot multiple time by iron man he realised his truth potential and joined the sucide squad
Naked snake (patent pending: With his power to swap clothes and held item, he is never undgeared
Love you and your content man
Thank youu🙏🏼🙏🏼
This is like Caleb City but with more applications and a gun instead of “get OUUUUTTT”
IAmMobo vibes... but different. I like it
My super power is to erase memories. But only for my mind. And it usually happens whenever I enter a room while in trying to do something or what happens a while ago.
big marvel fan, best videos do more!!!
Will doo🙏🏼
"The only reason we're doing this is because Thanos snapped half of our team and unfortunately spared black widow and Hawkeye for some reason"
13 seconds into the video and I knew it's gonna be diabolically funny 😂
Love the video! 😂
"Great I can use some extra gravel for my driveway [BANG]"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was expecting the guy who could switch clothes to suddenly be wearing iron man's suit.
I expected for it to count gadgets and swith the gun with Tony to have the gun in his hand
And then there’s that one Japanese high schooler who has 50+ abilities from one “useless” power
Nah I can't... That last guy could've been used and I mean before batman
I agree, but it was more about not helping with the thanos fight the first go-around, lol
@@landokalrizI thought it was Tony worried about suddenly finding his Power Armor replaced by jeans and a tshirt while flying at Mach 1.
What’s your superpower?
Invincibility
Oh yeah? (Shoots him)
You shot me. I thought you were supposed to be the good guys.
You’re hired.
For my superpower, I can live. Is that any good?
Better than everyone else that died I suppose
@@landokalriz I can also fly... just for a second (jumps)
_"The boy who lived."_
"When you hear a gunshot that means next"
2:10 Why did you shoot the guy who can transform into an insect?
Ant man
Hold on, lets defend these guys
1: I guess that's just a normal person, but you can still put him as a janitor or something
2: Ok, having this guy would only be a negative
3: If you give this guy some armor & bring him to situations, He can remember anything within a 24 hour time frame
4: You're just a random guy
5: Ok, I can see the reaction but that can be useful in some situations
6: bruh
7: well if you get good at timing stuff, you could dodge a bullet I guess but not likely
8: ...well atleast you can see ghosts
9: NO
10: well if you can transform into any size rock, you could make a sacrificial play that can save the day once, but if not then you're just extra gravel
11: Man, you must like trolling ants then huh
12: That could be useful actually, just kinda weird to pull off
13: I mean, He's someone who could never go blind
14: He's Still going to be useful, Very useful actually considering He can just swap what someone's wearing just by looking at them, meaning He can take out threats that use an item to be powerful
Oof 2:36
Dawg I don't think you understand how op the instantaneous wearing shit power can be. He could probably just penetrate through shit using that.
Or steal Power Armor.
That's the real reason Tony shot him
@@sheridanroad2001 Dawg he could probably wear a human skull and just instantly penetrate their entire head.
@@sheridanroad2001 Also he could've worn the bullet to instantly break it.