he's lives so long and experienced so much that he's realized that the only really important thing in this life is to just enjoy the small things and so he's now taken up collecting these little toys lol either that or his specific type of magic needs children's adrenochrome to be effective so he collects these toys to lure the children in close so he can the snatch them up and use them for his magic could be that too
Are you talking about the big boxes where you put in a coin and you watch it travel in circles around a sort of funnel until it gets to the bottom and drops in?
A word of advice, if you come across a 20p without a date on it or a 2p piece with 'NEW PENCE' written on it, but dated 1983, sell it, it could be worth £100+!
Here's a story I've always liked:: In the cold-war 50s, while waiting for a poker game to start, Amarillo Slim, Sailor, and Doyle Brunson were bored... So, when there was an annoying fly in the cars room, Slim bet (at some nutty odds) that he could predict which one of several sugar cubes that the fly would land on first... And he won! (He had laid out several cubes, and, when he chose his cube (one out of many), the fly made a beeline (HA! mixed metaphors...) to that one. Slim had won by touching his chosen cube with a wet finger when he made his pick, releasing an imperceptible scent of sugar which the bees could sense and follow, and people could not! ...great post 👍
oh I LOVE this guy Tim 🤗 his hands and demeanor remind me of my grandfather who passed away when I was but a wee lad. The hand resemblance is striking, no pun
For the last trick, you can balance the glass of water on a piece of chocolate, making it stand at a slight angle, making it look fuller than it is. Make sure the glass is in the sun. When the chocolate melts, you'll have an advantage.
It is a pity that the glass was not level, perhaps from the table. It can be seen that water poured out from one end. If the glass stood level, then more water could be retained!
The black strips in the spinning wheel (the second toy) are forming colors, it is the "Benham's top". It is believed that colors can be caused by different delaying of signals from retinal cones to reach visual cortex on the brain.
I may be a grown ass man but I really want this dude to read me a bedtime story.
SuperSneakySteve agreed
Yes
Lol !!!!
So much for water displacement ! I would have thought only one would have raised the water level honestly,,,,,
Damn your account is old af
I'm convinced, this man is an aged wizard. Hope he's safe
he's lives so long and experienced so much that he's realized that the only really important thing in this life is to just enjoy the small things
and so he's now taken up collecting these little toys lol
either that
or
his specific type of magic needs children's adrenochrome to be effective so he collects these toys to lure the children in close so he can the snatch them up and use them for his magic
could be that too
@@seanlariviere8530 or he’s harvesting water from the Nile to sell once we silly mortals run out
I'm amused and afraid at the same time
Some people call him... Tim
He belongs in a museum!
This man has discovered the secret to living a happy and fulfilled life...
Play with life like a toy.
sup saitama
I was surprised it wasn't "how to get free beer".
Paul Miller I thought you meant wanking the way he sighed and his hands shaking ha
ok
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
Just here for my daily heh.
not exactly daily
7:35
Н
I seem to have overdosed.
5:45
Go ahead, Mister Joesturr
I don’t understand it?
@@trainfan-ks5hk it's from jojo
Open da game
5:17 Ok D'Arby! Slow it down there
Go ahead, Mr. Joesturr
@@ConstipatedLlama Mister Joster
I'm sitting here trying to make a joke involving coins. But I can't come up with anything for a change.
Heh !
DrOdd heh
You just had to go and put your two cents in.
2:26 Yo dawg! We heard how much you like coins, so we put a coin inside your coin so you can spin while you spin!
I'll just wait here yen... take it at your own peso.
My favourite thing to do with coins is to put them in the swirly charity boxes that no longer exist apparently...
facefister69 they are still about, they eat my change too, except the twenties and fifties of course 😉
Are you talking about the big boxes where you put in a coin and you watch it travel in circles around a sort of funnel until it gets to the bottom and drops in?
John Angelle I believe they are
I think they still have them at children's museums and whatnot. Collects donations while teaching kids about momentum and gravity.
They still exist in my country except they're not charity based
Just blank
I wrote a Haiku for my final English portfolio:
What is going on?
He'd emptied it completely!
Water, from the Nile.
I have an exam to finish my portfolio, tomorrow! ;-;
Joe M
It appears that the last line has 6 syllables instead of 5
Kaine Becker He's done it right, there are 5 syllables in the last line
Touya Hilbert Nile has 2 and water has 2.
+XinoxGD (Xinox) Pretty sure Nile is 1 syllable
7:32 How many free drinks I can get?
More like, how many free souls I can get
AsterDXZ heh!
: )
Kakyooen
Oh nooo
Love a good JoJo reference :)
A word of advice, if you come across a 20p without a date on it or a 2p piece with 'NEW PENCE' written on it, but dated 1983, sell it, it could be worth £100+!
whoever disliked, didnt appreciate the Tim ASMR we got in the beginning
ShadowDragonsHeart
Nile water.
ShadowDragonsHeart woooo
ShadowDragonsHeart its all asmr
heh
DelicaTTe
5:40 Stand name: Toy.
Stand master: Tim.
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO RENFRENCE
This is a fuckin jojo referente
all "hehs"
4:08
4:53
7:34
Heh
WARNING:
BIG HEH AT THE END PLUS POSSIBLE THUMBS UP, YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED
4:50 to see Tims old wobbler
Head like a fucking orange
I laugh
Eise Baerends stfu and leave
that's what I'm calling my penis from now on.
Google 'Karl Pilkington'
the 25 people who disliked this video are just jealous that tim has more toys than them
Legend has it that;
Tim is still getting thrown out of restaurants for putting his wobbler across the patrons tables.
I hope this man doesn't die
Here's a story I've always liked:: In the cold-war 50s, while waiting for a poker game to start, Amarillo Slim, Sailor, and Doyle Brunson were bored... So, when there was an annoying fly in the cars room, Slim bet (at some nutty odds) that he could predict which one of several sugar cubes that the fly would land on first... And he won!
(He had laid out several cubes, and, when he chose his cube (one out of many), the fly made a beeline (HA! mixed metaphors...) to that one. Slim had won by touching his chosen cube with a wet finger when he made his pick, releasing an imperceptible scent of sugar which the bees could sense and follow, and people could not!
...great post 👍
The coins and the glass of water reminded me of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Go ahead, Mr Joestar
I just came here somehow, I love this channel, I didn’t know how long it was around!
I'm not here so much for the toys, but for his enthusiasm.
Tim teaching all of us to get some free drinks at the bar, what a lad.
5:34 Filled it up with Nile water
I hope one of Tim’s grand children will take up the task of showing marvelous toys and tricks along with water from the Nile
Wow, that first “trick” was literally awesome! Tim, you’re the bees knees, man. #GrandIllusions #TimToys
oh I LOVE this guy Tim 🤗 his hands and demeanor remind me of my grandfather who passed away when I was but a wee lad. The hand resemblance is striking, no pun
Man, this is one of my favourite youtube channels. This videos are just the best because of 2 reasons:
1- Tim
2- The toys
I just found this channel & have found it extraordinary thus far. I've also begun speaking in a lightly British accent & cadence....
I like the addition of a thumbs-up to Tim's usual "heh". A new twist on an old classic!
Aww, the wobbler missed Tim and came back.
I want to be like Tim...
"Heh's" from the Nile
That colour jacket looks AWESOME on Tim!!!
This man looks like the dumbledore of the muggle world!
I have that first one. Lot’s of fun, a wonderful little idea, it is.
I saw that subliminal thumbs up at the end encouraging me to give the video a like Tim! You can't fool me! I liked the video before it even started ;)
As the saying goes,simple thing please simple minds. Yet,thanks to Tim, simple things also please enquiring minds.
Nile water
bunnyfreakz nice meme
Ooops... almost forgot. Water from the Nile.
bunnyfreakz which episode do I have to watch to get the nile water joke?
Vases and Pneumatic Toys, I think it's called.
Thank you very much. :)
is this a virtual grandpa because i like it, he is full of knowledge
Watch his earlier videos. He doesn't go as fast. It makes you appreciate life more.
Tim staying fit with all those soups!
4 most used words Tim uses: lovely , heh , behave , misbehave
This was a particularly pleasant episode Tim. Would also love to see a force diagram for the coin on the rubber band trick
Nostalgic to the max
As soon as I saw the camera pan down to the cans of soup, I knew it was going to be a good video
I hope Tim never runs out of toys to show us
“toys”
“whoever it lands on has to buy the next round of drinks”
"i think im.. cheating now"
I saw you pick up that coin old man. Can't fool me
Props for the Benham wheel!
This is how you make a toy review channel
Tim,
thanks for being so supremely lovely !
& thanks for not revealing Magic tricks ! Real Magicians don't reveal their secrets !
Tim, winning bar bets for the last many years.
I feel like every person on this planet is a friend of his
I like Tim, he's a very creative man
6:50 Mr. Joestar has already admitted his defeat!
I don't know how old Tim is, but it's going to be one of the saddest days of my life when he passes.
I really really hope it isn't any time soon, Tim really is a treasure.
I wish you haven't brought that up
aidan orlando Rude
C10H15N how is that rude? Everyone dies eventually, but unlike most people Tim is actually loved and will be missed thoroughly!
C10H15N also I can still see your comment before the edit lol
Tim buys the internet a drink!
Extraordinary.
Somewhere within all these toys is the secret to perpetual motion.
i love your channel, greetings from México
Octavio Garcia Greetings from the Nile
I never want Tim to die
For the last trick, you can balance the glass of water on a piece of chocolate, making it stand at a slight angle, making it look fuller than it is. Make sure the glass is in the sun. When the chocolate melts, you'll have an advantage.
Thanx for that coins to water glass trick.
Awesome!
we should make a full-size bridge out of pennies and magnets.
It is a pity that the glass was not level, perhaps from the table. It can be seen that water poured out from one end. If the glass stood level, then more water could be retained!
this man gives me a reason to live
Wow! Tim is amazing. Will he ever run out of things to show us? I would love to see his storage space.
Brilliant 🎉
The coins in water trick from JoJo lol
Regarding the meniscus, it would be better to wait until the water surface has restabilized before adding new coins.
4:00 9 years later and he still won't tell us how that trick works.
Good job, Tim
I hope you have plenty of toys to make these videos for many years to come!
Always have some soap at the ready for the last one ;)
you are amazing!!
amazing cheshire cat optical illusion is still the recommended video
The most peaceful man on CZcams.
This dude is the toy version of Bob ross
Fully trained in the dark arts. Devil's work I tell ya.
amazing thank you . ممتاز ، شكراً .
I wish Tim would do a reading of Princess Bride.
I'm sorry Tim, you have to buy all 543497 of us a beer now.
The elastic trick doesn't really let you move the coin all the way to the top, although you should always tell people that it does.
Tim could be an ASMRist.
I love this guy
Coins From The Nile
Make it rain on me with your coins, Tim!
I had those magnets! And coins!
The black strips in the spinning wheel (the second toy) are forming colors, it is the "Benham's top". It is believed that colors can be caused by different delaying of signals from retinal cones to reach visual cortex on the brain.
Hope he stay safe and dosent die
It wobbles. Woo!
I wonder if that last trick would work with alkohol, it should have a different surface tension
Tim: does bar bet coin trick
Jojo fans: YES YES YES YES
I think it's adorable when you see him grab the coin, shake the card, and drop it. Where did it come from Tim ;) love your videos :)
I just like everything in your vides.
God I love Tim
Amazing