How To Be a Ninja - EPIC HOW TO
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Who doesn't want to a master of stealth and martial arts? Joe Bereta teaches you everything you need to know to be a ninja warrior!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore - Věda a technologie
Turns out I was a ninja when I was a kid. I breathed through my mouth and matched peoples footsteps when sneaking around
How to vanish without a trace
(NOT faking your death, but leave no signs of death or suicide. Just gone)
Do everything you do to fake a death but not fake the death? What I'm trying to say is flee the country,throw away ALL your phones and other electronic equipment and your credit card (spend in first) and there you go :D
+The ghost spend IT* first,sorry
The ghost Here's the catch, no one will see you leave the country
Get money
Skip town
Skip country
I'm Leaving *Brb soon!* tw
I saw this video 3 years ago
I came back to give respects to my master
Lmao same
I Literally mastered the art of the silent step when I was like 6
nice
Same
Great job fellow Shinobi.
Me too!😹
Ok
When I saw this in my recommended, I thought it was a joke video, but most of the information here is accurate. Though, there is one thing I would like to point out. Even though the night sky is typically blue like you said, the ninja carefully planned the timing of their missions and only operated on nights during a new moon, when there was no moon light and the sky was pitch black, so they wore black instead of navy blue.
Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic and Bob will teach you
You are right
@@anteater9408 🤣🤣
Shut up
Dammm ur right
1: hide in plain sight
2: stay your blade from the flesh of the innocents
3: Never comprmise the brotherhood
Is this a Assassins creed reference
Parkour Connor Wooten yes...yes it is
Hell yeah
4.Hide in a shadow
5.Never swing your arms while walking
Yo Forgot to make loud unnecessary sounds when you hit things
"to be a ninja, you have to master the art of walking silently"
*it feels like i was meant for this*
I already did I can walk past my mom without her knowing
bruh i have feet problem i have to always walk with my toes Lol I am fully ninja
I could be sitting on the couch just chilling, then my mom could walk in and not notice me until I sit up to grap a drink and accidentally startle her. I also was able to quickly swipe a bag of candy by just staying behind her back and quickly taking the bag, did it as a joke though so I gave it back to her after a minute or so.
Actually walking silently needs you to raise it higher cause at night it gets dark and no matter how good your eyes are there will always be an obstacle you can't see so raising it high prevents tripping
I can now be the next Hokage.
Work hard
+SouneyShow lol why so much hate?
+Chyanne Avans no, I will. Believe it.
+TheDangerWolf I'm sure u will.
+TheDangerWolf Fuckin weeb.
easiest way is 1: be born asian... 2: has to be a martial arts oriented family 3: must haved your grampa or father killed by the enemy clan. 4: take a vow of revenge. 5:execute enemies as stealthy as can be..
Lol this old comment....
ty for liking guys.
You also need a weapon passed down from generations to generations
thats a given... most family has an heirloom...
Number 1 Is really racist, just saying.
lennux ND1 its not racist dude.... its the easiest way i said.... and i have met white and black martial artist.. they are as good as the asian ones...
silent but deadly more like fart
Thank you I'm now the thing that I dreamed of.
I am so in love being a ninja that I can' t stop watching this video.this video is seriously cool. Make another video how to be a ninja 🖤
How to start my own mob family?
+Kevin Witzig Yes.
+Kevin Witzig
Yes Please.
yes just yes
+Kevin Witzig Step 1: Have a family
+Kevin Witzig Play Sims..you can have a family of mobs..
after I watched this video, I became the greatest hokage!
lol ikr
lol
CrAzYy jjones 318 I became a professional wedgie artist
lol
naruto cool
I approve i have been a ninja practitioner for plus 20 years. And still listen to ninja rap. Raphael is my favorite.👍🏽🥷🏼
This is solid advice, and I should know I have studied and done karate and ninjitsu for 10 years
Please remember this comment
Ninjitsu what is it?
how to start a Revolution
+Alex Fremder How to end the hierarchies..
Ardiak Beltz one after another^^
Well, in a modern age, that's damn hard. Let's say your in a 1st world nation. Even if you get every civilian to rise, and every civilian has Molotov cocktails and handguns, your still talking about an advanced army and possible allies. This is assuming every military guy is not on your side.
Amaz1ngWhale I
+Ardiak Beltz wtf are you talking about?
3:39 But what if your opponent's armpit is hairy and sweaty
That is why gloves were invented.
That's ok. Once the opponent is defeated you can drink the sweat to rejuvinate you and restore energy
MMMMMM. SSSWWEEAATTTYYY ARRRMMMPPPIIITTTTT
Cool
Goofton who cares do you want to go to jail in stead of escaping no, no you don't
Thank you sensei I shall put this knowledge to good use
I was researching alot in wiki, medical training,espionage,special climbing tacticts (parkour), learn of diffrent distraction methods for example Hitsuke where a Ninja would cause a fire away from the area they want to sneak into, and lots of others. You must also learn about diffrent poisons and explosives, studied survival and have a good physical condition.
Yeah... I'll be right back in 20+ years
How to be HOKAGE?! 😂😂😂
Jh
dude never heard in my life
Jhane Jovero yesssssssss👌👌👌👌😂
I will become the Hokage because that is my Nindo, my ninja way.
Lmao yass
It's funny because I already knew how to walk like a ninja maybe because I used to sneak into the kitchen to get food😅
:)
can u stop
hahahaha
Christine Le see here it is easy
Christine Le Ive sneaked into my parents room to get candy
Thanks for the help
I loved this video for years
ninjas are like farts. they both come outta nowhere, silent but deadly.
Just like assassins
Not really
+Night Ñinja ha ha your username is the name of a guy in pj masks
made my day 😂
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How to rob bank
+TheArdeam How to use better grammar. (j/k)
+Aaron Johnsen lmao
Aaron Johnsen
+TheArdeam Being a ninja.
+TheArdeam Good idea. You aren't like ... you know...
2:58 good idea for thief HAHAHAHAHAH come on laugh now HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Honestly this si so accurate...I thought you would state some wrong facts like a ninja used to use shuriken or would wear full-on black but u didn't and u also mentioned the last ninja Really nice video!!
How to make a sandwhich
10/10 would watch
+Yasseen Semlali best one
Call the nearest woman.
+Yasseen Semlali How to make THE sandwich
+I Am Immortal, Humans are weak this guy
comments : How to be a Ninja
me : whatch Naruto
For me : Watch Lego Ninjago
Dragon Blade 23 lol
Dragon Blade 23 same
Weebd
Dragon Blade 23 BOTH
Thanks for the help!!
Wow thank you cause of you my kicks ar incredibly high
He looks the dad from inside out
HSBALLER8 omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr!
7 steps on how to be an ACTUAL NINJA:
1. Pick out a ninja outfit and wear casual and normal clothing that covers your ninja outfit all the time.
2. Get Shurikens and Kunai’s and maybe a katana or a sword to be your weapons.
3. tell anyone that your a ninja but only tell someone if you trust them to keep a secret.
4.Try and be smart to think of your next move when being challenged to a fight or fighting an enemy
5. be able to be a cool expert on doing Parkour.
6. Don’t work as a cool ninja for anybody and only work with your trusting ninja teammates and you and your teammates work for themselves and to help the people that can’t protect themselves.
7. Get a Senseii to help you be a better and stronger ninja.
BOOM. Your now a true ninja if you follow these 7 steps.
Wow??
Thank man
I don't know if some of these are necessary. Thx for helping though.
Kunai aren't really used by ninjas much, katanas are used by samurai the real sword is a Ninjato (very similar to a katana but the blade is straight instead of curved and it's much shorter than a katana)
You never tell people you're a ninja, ninjas were considered dishonorable.
Yes
Awesome!
This help me a lot
This video wasn't on your recommendation, you searched for that
Yeah
No, we did a search no jutsu
You caught me trying to be the next hokage
How did u knew?
I-
Im here because I’m bored during quarantine and so me and my little bro can play the lego ninjago ninjas😂
I am in a fandom of ninjago but I am not suprised I see little boys playing games going into lego shops all the time
I became a ninja after watching this video.
Amazing techniques too.
I first got interested in Ninjas when I spotted this ad in an American Marvel Comic back in the mid-1970s. Back then, the company that was advertising it were based at 380 Madison Ave New York and they were selling a Ninja manual and claiming to be able to teach people how to vanish and be invisible like a Ninja etc.
As you can imagine, the idea of being able to disappear and be invisible was sure fascinating for me as a kid and I always wanted to send for the book to learn how to do this but as I lived in the UK, I wasn't sure if it was available to us and my late mother wasn't prepared to send money abroad that might not get anything, so I never did.
But, later on, there seemed to be quite an interest that gathered over here in the UK in it and you could get many Ninja books in martial art shops in the late 80s and 90s, although I never did find one that taught this so-called 'Time Lag Factor' technique which apparently, enabled someone to vanish, or seem to vanish.
To be honest, I'm not sure if it really exists or if this was just one of the many myths that surrounded the whole Ninjutsu phenomena. This is why I think that ad I saw back then may have been a half con, NOT a complete con I hasten to say but a bit of of a rip-off, because most of the Ninjutsu martial arts element is certainly real, as real as any other martial arts but when it comes to things like 'invisibility and disappearing' etc, I think those are, at best, gross exaggerations.
After all, if it was possible for someone to really do that, there would be no stopping them and I have yet to see anyone willfully vanish in full view in the way the movies portray it, as for people becoming invisible, well, obviously, if they did we wouldn't see them 🤣 lol but that doesn't prove anything, there needs to be some evidence of their presence otherwise they are indistinguishable from nothing. Thanks.
Epic how to:
How to hide a fart.
cough while farting
MEEEE TOOOO
Kevin Duff yup
Burp
Kevin Duff put your hand to your ass ez
How to be in a SWAT TEAM
+1
Not ask for it on the Internet
Step 1: get in
Step 2: say " I didn't sign up for this" when you're on a job
Step 3: say "The bomb has been planted"
step 4: shoot people wearing outfits you arent wearing
I love this, I did Ninja in high school
what I should learn from this video
Allright! So getting hurt alot, doing nothing for a long time and dress normal.
_ninja’s are just regular people whom are a bit crazy_
😂😂👍
Yea... That is just the short story hehe
😂 so true
Now you're getting it...
was that confusing, did you not get it, rewind the video, watch it again
LOL😂😂😂
It sounds like song right
+gundamfan55 yea got an idea
Thanks for this bro. I’m being a Ninja for Halloween so yea 😂😂
i just found this after years
When I was little I zoned out like 10 minutes and one of my friends threw a toy at me and I caught it with my right hand without thinking
Then you are born a ninja
I have really quick reactions without thinking, I think this means something
@@semamalik Maybe you are born a ninja
@@mdstanley5169 I wish 💀😂
Sema samee
I know how to be ninja
Report People For Stream Sniping
The Yawnster LMFAO
How
shriram nishad ninja is a streamer and he reports peoples for stream sniping
How to be ninja
Lol I like ninja because I think ninja is better then tfue
Now, i am one step closer to become Hokage
I've been looking for this!!! SPEED O' SONIC I'LL COME FOR YOU!!
i came here to learn how to sneak into the kitchen at 2 am for a soda
XD lmao 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
Lol xD
KQ465 hehehhe
Cookies Lol
Says to wear navy blue
*wears black*
well technichly its okay to wear black due to light pollution on the streets making the sky black.
what i know ninjas need to be prepared over what environment their going to go and observe every surroundings
Ok ur not a ninja
*i wear gold cus im the dragonic gold ninja*
Black for dark places
@@___thebutterflyofficial___5825 to blend in
Yep, learning to use a katana from a guy who watched a CZcams video. Is really going to help with my training
Great! Now I'll show my enemies that anime isn't bad at all
Man this guy has a badass moustache
How to moustache
His moustache did not lie
it's so good
IM GONNA BE A NINJA! "BELIEVE IT!"
DO IT!!
How to fly for free
Get a flying license and a plane
+DeadPool Junior. for free
+DeadPool Junior. Its not free m8
^^
+DeadPool Junior. A flying license is far from free.
I really want to be a ninja like no joke
***** i dont want to start a aurgement so ill just say meh
i am a ninja i do martial arts red belt
Ninjitsu has barley anything to do with martial arts. It has even less to do with hand-to-hand combat. If you really want to be a ninja, get one of the many ninja scrolls that have been translated into English.
Also look up Antony Cummins, Chosun Ninja, John Johnson, Korean Ninjistu and Natori Ryu on CZcams. Most real ninja training is about disguise, infiltration, espionage, counterintelligence, spirituality and meditation, ritual magick and spells, concealment, physical prowess, survival techniques, psychic powers and controlling the emotions. Not how to punch, kick and perform a wrist-lock.
I do PK, I know hoe to walk silently, I have alot of takedown techniques, I don't stand out. I'm a ninja!
well nobodies saying you can't try
What’s the song called when he’s introduces the “Becoming a ninja” Graphic? It’s super tight and it would be kick ass in presentations!
Thanks i was looking for how to be a ninja and i swear i gonne do every thing to be the best ninja ❤️❤️
How to be rise again the Roman empire?
The Huns (Turks) were destroyed it
+Berkan Guclu I have no idea what either of you just said.
Filipe Lopes Is English your first language?
TheSUPERPOTATO2000 No, but I can speak properly, is just that my phone as been acting weird, the keyboard just goes crazy and starts pressing keys at random and screwing up the auto correct.
Filipe Lopes You should probably get a new phone.
I tried this at home now brother calls me " Leonardo" 😔
I call you bergurja
I call you FaZe_ikOnic🤣🤣 can y'all sub to me pls 🤗
@@scp049plaguedoctor7 no
Cool i wanted to be a leo you Are lucky
Just say yay thanks for calling me that and mabye he will stop because you like it or say at least I can get in small places like him but your to fat 😅
HAHA i loved this video i used to watch it so many times when I was younger
tanks for tutorial
I remember this video it’s been forever
Remember it again
How to grow that mustache?
I want to have a try.
Thanks
Silent but deadly I thought he ment farts. LOL 😂
Yael Settle xD
XD
Not exactly silent, but indeed deadly.
+Apollo_Jin I want to be a ninja
LOL
You forgot to mention the hidden blade.
You don't need one
Loner the hidden blade was from assassins creed
SKETCHEZ I know. It was a joke. But it's not far off ninjas would use hidden weapons too. in the video they mentioned parkour, which is the core of Assassin's Creed. Not only that but Ubisoft said they likely wont make an AC taken place in Japan becuz it's so similar.
Loner ç. Sc
Loner
After I watched this video I became the best ninja!
Yes
"come out of nowhere, silent but deadly"
farts?
Crimson Dragon Lol true
Crimson Dragon 😂
Crimson Dragon LOL True
Crimson Dragon hitmans?
I've never seen so many good comments all at once. Such a great CZcams comment section... Good job people.. Good job..
It is so epic and cool
i like this video
You really did your homework, and went to the source. Very truthful information. I thought it was going to be just another video where you see the same things you´ve already seen thousands of times. Congrats!
ohhh now i know what you mean by homework😂
Love this, I've always wanted to be stealthy like a ninja :3
There will be once a real Ninja who knows where and who. The Ninjas in Japan known as koba and another weird name, but this Ninja coming in future like 4 years later 3 years later right now they are under 20 above 8 Theres 1 who is 9 years old who is preparing right now another one whoes 12 and the master whoes 14 and thats all i can say is because the MI5 could track me....
So, I don't know how I ended here, but it's a good informational video about ninjas, I guess...? Ok, really what am I doing watching ninja stuff at 3 AM I really need to go to sleep before I make something
Who agrees that this show needs to come back??
I'm not saying I probably pronounced every single word wrong.... but I probably did.... so I guess I am saying it.
Joe out.
How to safely kick Thanos in the nuts?????
Uhm..just kick and he will weak for a moment then...you get killed
Easily in the dream
Aw man im a karate i should have learned that!
Edit:I learned it! Finally!
ill try
How to become an ant 🐜.....
Marriot Garrison awesome
Wonder what its like to be small...lol
😂😂😂😂
1. Don't drink milk.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It didn’t teach me how to double jump.
0/💯
Gool
its patched
Well it teached u how to do other moves sooo it’s not 0/100
Siren Head Its a joke
Im a spy ninja
Really
Super
Don't forget doing seppuko after a failed mission or dishonoring your master
Now we should do seppuko to end our suffering from waiting of a new epic how to episode
Anyone come from nigahiga’s original how to be ninja?
Yup
Yes lol i thought i am the only one who thinks like this
Me too 🙋
Yep
Yass
I am litterally a stealth ninja now. Can you make a "how to train like a ninja video" please
@Gump exploits bro I said that a year ago lmao
@minty 310• 50 years ago Ninjas are real you just gotta wear black a black mask a knife and shuriken your done
@@Mapper8703 no lol, but ninjas are real.
@minty 310• 50 years ago maybe you should stop eating food and touch some grass and also research before commenting bs.
More of Ninja stuff
I love 💕 this video
The first step is be Asian.
But I am already from an old series of assasins/ninjas
As an Asian myself, I can confirm that when we are born, we are trained to be Ninjas, although some were born to be Samurai.
im an asian
Nathan Nuon I am a Filipino and Filipino’s are asian
yea step 2?
"Ninja vanished" more like ninja edit
What's more crazy, the ninja history or that people still comment.
so this is what we're doing in quarantine
How to be Hokage? The first step to become a ninja is watch Naruto😂
Viktor Ivanov yasssss
run with your arms behide your back
@Khair Muhammad
What Bro? I don't even watch this show because am Beyond This show.
@Khair Muhammad
What brother?....troll face
@Khair Muhammad
...mmm i don't have a comback you win brother.