Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down Combat Scenes From Movies | GQ

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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down combat scenes from movies, including 'American Sniper,' 'Zero Dark Thirty,' 'Captain Phillips,' 'Navy SEALS,' 'Act of Valor' and 'Lone Survivor.'
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  • @stevenallen551
    @stevenallen551 Před 4 lety +5730

    Waiter: How would you like your steak?
    Jocko: *Breathing*

  • @DaBeast34
    @DaBeast34 Před 3 lety +3850

    *Parachute fails*
    Jocko: No.
    *Parachute reopens*

  • @ACDCROCKS135
    @ACDCROCKS135 Před rokem +5133

    I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.

  • @KevinBording
    @KevinBording Před rokem +9680

    When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said
    “You’re the man of the house now”

  • @iForgot160
    @iForgot160 Před 4 lety +20942

    this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”

  • @Agccalles707
    @Agccalles707 Před 4 lety +4183

    Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.

  • @mariog4095
    @mariog4095 Před rokem +5039

    Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

  • @heyimcraig8766
    @heyimcraig8766 Před rokem +2736

    They say there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, so Jocko tracked down fear and made it afraid of him

  • @TheMANuel2595
    @TheMANuel2595 Před 4 lety +3779

    When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 Před 4 lety +3800

    When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.

    • @GokuBlackThatIsBlack
      @GokuBlackThatIsBlack Před 4 lety +82

      Nina a
      Jocko: *Breathes*
      Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!

    • @ethanbarlow8583
      @ethanbarlow8583 Před 4 lety +7

      This one wins

    • @goodstuff7375
      @goodstuff7375 Před 4 lety +6

      Dammmm that’s a good one🤣

    • @arnabsen3146
      @arnabsen3146 Před 4 lety +1

      Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

    • @golgorothbake9757
      @golgorothbake9757 Před 4 lety +3

      His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂

  • @detachedloop1004
    @detachedloop1004 Před rokem +2119

    That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Před rokem

      _Ugly navy seal_

    • @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572
      @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 Před rokem +75

      True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.

    • @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube
      @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube Před rokem +27

      @@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Před rokem +26

      There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před rokem +2

      For sure

  • @InternetStranger476
    @InternetStranger476 Před rokem +1414

    When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration

  • @trevoranderson2597
    @trevoranderson2597 Před 3 lety +8897

    When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”

  • @jonnygroves2527
    @jonnygroves2527 Před 4 lety +6236

    When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 Před 4 lety +72

      Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real

    • @ferret1252
      @ferret1252 Před 4 lety +4

      When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way

    • @MAUROtele
      @MAUROtele Před 4 lety +19

      "guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"

    • @bassinburban8928
      @bassinburban8928 Před 4 lety +4

      Created santa

    • @williamjohnson4311
      @williamjohnson4311 Před 3 lety +1

      Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.

  • @MrTangMaSu
    @MrTangMaSu Před rokem +3083

    Jocko doesn't do "Push Ups". He does "Earth Downs".

  • @iampowers2220
    @iampowers2220 Před rokem +1237

    After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 Před 3 lety +3477

    When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

  • @Shooshawali
    @Shooshawali Před 4 lety +5216

    Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Před rokem +173

    Jocko has a Polar Bear rug.
    It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

  • @Jewonthesenuts
    @Jewonthesenuts Před rokem +442

    Jocko: Seals are just people and no Terminators
    Also Jocko: Proceeds to look more like a terminator than the terminator himself

    • @nicolecarnevale3226
      @nicolecarnevale3226 Před rokem +6

      Yeah, they are just men but Jacko is very well trained. In his self defense training business, he says the best way to stay out of trouble is avoid it but I’d hate to be the person looking for trouble with him…

  • @dustinhunt7717
    @dustinhunt7717 Před 4 lety +3193

    When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk

  • @joshuabobin1732
    @joshuabobin1732 Před 4 lety +5573

    When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.

  • @Foreknown_
    @Foreknown_ Před rokem +354

    Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.

    • @anuragparmar8155
      @anuragparmar8155 Před rokem +12

      Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.

    • @ehthecuteone
      @ehthecuteone Před rokem +14

      Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před 2 měsíci

      thats also me, the cold shock is funny

    • @CladGuy
      @CladGuy Před 2 měsíci

      The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko

  • @manbobdue74
    @manbobdue74 Před rokem +291

    When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.

  • @zap7286
    @zap7286 Před 4 lety +6371

    When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...

  • @dexagalapagos
    @dexagalapagos Před 3 lety +4118

    Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.

  • @Nick9Three
    @Nick9Three Před rokem +496

    A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 Před rokem

      You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao

    • @Nick9Three
      @Nick9Three Před rokem +15

      @@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?

  • @gordonfreeman2070
    @gordonfreeman2070 Před rokem +1511

    One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other

    • @rylter
      @rylter Před rokem +36

      Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂

    • @chipbuttytime3396
      @chipbuttytime3396 Před rokem +6

      Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment

    • @erastvandoren
      @erastvandoren Před rokem +10

      That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.

    • @Silverblade416
      @Silverblade416 Před rokem +5

      Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 Před rokem

      Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo

  • @z3ddd
    @z3ddd Před 3 lety +4113

    When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 Před 3 lety +4950

    When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...

  • @derredfox1310
    @derredfox1310 Před 11 měsíci +35

    "I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him

  • @slavtrooper3851
    @slavtrooper3851 Před rokem +180

    Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me

  • @glove8888
    @glove8888 Před 4 lety +5476

    Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale

  • @crabthedoctor
    @crabthedoctor Před 4 lety +13128

    This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.

    • @hassansyed696
      @hassansyed696 Před 4 lety +310

      Except skin colour.

    • @ajangmabior4606
      @ajangmabior4606 Před 4 lety +106

      @@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 Před 4 lety +47

      @@hassansyed696 lol black people😂

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 4 lety +42

      @@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle

    • @dominicalmonte3992
      @dominicalmonte3992 Před 4 lety +47

      Except hair

  • @manuelmorrobel
    @manuelmorrobel Před rokem +432

    Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door

    • @Thjesht_Teo
      @Thjesht_Teo Před rokem +1

      Breach signal ahead...

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 Před 7 měsíci

      I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 Před 7 měsíci

      Jacko died when??

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 Před 7 měsíci

      Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅

  • @ernestofigueras2935
    @ernestofigueras2935 Před rokem +217

    Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons

    • @ColdSalt99
      @ColdSalt99 Před rokem +1

      Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat

    • @marcowl5680
      @marcowl5680 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave

  • @codenamekiro
    @codenamekiro Před 3 lety +7530

    When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

  • @edwardalyn3026
    @edwardalyn3026 Před 3 lety +3650

    When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”

    • @noahlaveno7208
      @noahlaveno7208 Před 3 lety +11

      😂

    • @oyedapo6142
      @oyedapo6142 Před 3 lety +11

      Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aske7432
      @aske7432 Před 3 lety +5

      I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them

    • @that1pacificguy
      @that1pacificguy Před 3 lety +7

      People: "How many push ups can you do"
      Jacko: "Yes..."

    • @EZ3James
      @EZ3James Před 3 lety +3

      LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.

  • @twoisone599
    @twoisone599 Před rokem +204

    What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.

    • @Banksydog
      @Banksydog Před rokem +18

      I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one

    • @latinolawdog5067
      @latinolawdog5067 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.

  • @alyssarh
    @alyssarh Před rokem +599

    It's really cool to hear that he and Chris were together and he could speak on personal experience with the movie, especially how Chris wouldn't have wasted his time aiming his gun on the kid in the house. So sad what happened to Chris when he came back home.I hope we fund more support for our veterans and civilians

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Před rokem

      _Ugly navy seal_

    • @Thjesht_Teo
      @Thjesht_Teo Před rokem +1

      What happened to Chris, actually?!

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Před rokem

      @@Thjesht_Teo This massive discrepancy exists despite the fact that there is no gender bias in the law favoring females.
      Whether you like it or not, the welfare system forces you as a man to pay for single women, many of whom, as you know, are degenerates.
      Without welfare and all kinds of affirmative action promoting women in the workplace, women can't support themselves. The feminist welfare state just distributes the burden of taking care of women to all working men. So you, as a man, have the burden of financially supporting these women without any benefit in return, women who will berate you and call you an incel if you disagree with how stunning and brave they are.
      Basically, Western liberalism forces you as a man to fund the lifestyle of women drinking, sleeping around with a new man every night, popping anti depressants like candy, going to the womens march on weekends to whine about how oppressed they are. You're literally subsidizing all that.
      Women being free is not free. Someone has to foot the bill.
      Islam says, no. No one gets a free ride. You want to be taken care of, you have to be in a marriage as an obedient wife. And if you dont want to be an obedient wife, go be a burden on your father, who didn't raise you right. And if you don't want to live under your father's roof, go live in the wilderness or beg on the streets. See how long you last there.

    • @gustavschu5053
      @gustavschu5053 Před rokem +23

      @@Thjesht_Teo if im not mistaken he got shot at a shooting range by a veteran he was helping

    • @Oilupimtherein5
      @Oilupimtherein5 Před rokem +15

      Chris was like... really racist lol

  • @remygudas2040
    @remygudas2040 Před 4 lety +3740

    *Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*

  • @vladimirpuddin3319
    @vladimirpuddin3319 Před 3 lety +2733

    Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house
    Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*

    • @georgeerto
      @georgeerto Před 3 lety +10

      lol

    • @davidskyler1000
      @davidskyler1000 Před 3 lety +58

      That's also a suicidal mission

    • @dandman9373
      @dandman9373 Před 3 lety +19

      Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"

    • @vino2968
      @vino2968 Před 3 lety +30

      *robber sees jocko*
      Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys

    • @ironmyno
      @ironmyno Před 3 lety +17

      "It's a non factor"

  • @maceyandella4
    @maceyandella4 Před rokem +80

    Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.

  • @joshuaedward1748
    @joshuaedward1748 Před rokem +180

    I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.

  • @RichHobo
    @RichHobo Před 4 lety +1886

    When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses

  • @texastootin1628
    @texastootin1628 Před 3 lety +7216

    Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him

    • @underrated4499
      @underrated4499 Před 3 lety +83

      Underrated

    • @noahlaveno7208
      @noahlaveno7208 Před 3 lety +22

      @@underrated4499 totally

    • @bryanbayer667
      @bryanbayer667 Před 3 lety +25

      This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second

    • @myyriad778
      @myyriad778 Před 3 lety +6

      Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?

    • @birdofprey3952
      @birdofprey3952 Před 3 lety +1

      69 likes

  • @Trabanti1
    @Trabanti1 Před 4 měsíci +11

    When Jocko goes to sleep, he puts pillow under his gun

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex Před rokem +199

    As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods

  • @ryan.1012
    @ryan.1012 Před 3 lety +3479

    When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days

  • @nas2ill
    @nas2ill Před 4 lety +3502

    In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.

  • @Strato13
    @Strato13 Před rokem +157

    Never heard of this guy, but i already like him.
    No BS type, straight to the point.
    Claymore mines move out of his way.

    • @easydays6833
      @easydays6833 Před rokem +4

      He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there

    • @evant7886
      @evant7886 Před rokem +2

      @@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!

  • @Beretta909
    @Beretta909 Před 9 měsíci +27

    Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.

  • @AngelGarcia-yr1nz
    @AngelGarcia-yr1nz Před 4 lety +3949

    Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.

    • @snow-pr9py
      @snow-pr9py Před 4 lety +7

      Angel Garcia lololol

    • @EricMustardman
      @EricMustardman Před 4 lety +89

      Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.

    • @jessielee1369
      @jessielee1369 Před 4 lety +7

      Hilarious bro.👏

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 Před 4 lety +8

      *Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this:
      Word+description+examples and such, followed by:
      Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46).
      Edit:
      We noticed. We know. We cool?

    • @ChampionBl
      @ChampionBl Před 3 lety

      BAHAHA

  • @charliem4498
    @charliem4498 Před 3 lety +1813

    Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone

  • @andrewdeee
    @andrewdeee Před rokem +19

    Jocko is the kind of guy who accomplishes the mission BEFORE getting briefed

  • @twentytwo138
    @twentytwo138 Před rokem +48

    The name of Jocko's father is Jocko Junior.

  • @somerelaxingrain
    @somerelaxingrain Před 4 lety +5304

    Jocko is what every boy thinks their girlfriends father looks like

    • @alterinam6791
      @alterinam6791 Před 4 lety +40

      very true!!!

    • @Billy-tn3ft
      @Billy-tn3ft Před 4 lety +60

      Jogvan bro my ex girlfriend’s dad was actually built like Jocko 😳

    • @somerelaxingrain
      @somerelaxingrain Před 4 lety +169

      @@Billy-tn3ft You probably became his girlfriend after you met him

    • @rockybangalore3830
      @rockybangalore3830 Před 4 lety +1

      One of them is going to be right.

    • @somerelaxingrain
      @somerelaxingrain Před 4 lety +3

      twitter.com/GuyEditing follow my twitter boys, so we can discuss this Jocko meme

  • @bkpgami8581
    @bkpgami8581 Před 4 lety +11642

    When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house

  • @joshpotectan6028
    @joshpotectan6028 Před rokem +115

    Jocko did not really join the military, the military joined Jocko 😂😂😂

  • @michaelwhyte5161
    @michaelwhyte5161 Před rokem +47

    Jocko's yacht is an aircraft carrier.

  • @TrevLFC
    @TrevLFC Před 4 lety +2260

    When Jocko was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.

    • @DD-ze1ki
      @DD-ze1ki Před 4 lety +1

      Stolen comment..

    • @SepticXable
      @SepticXable Před 4 lety +19

      I heard he chewed it off himself

    • @janmelzer8797
      @janmelzer8797 Před 4 lety +16

      He ripped it off. Thats how he learned to pull the pin of a grenade.

    • @hernerweisenberg7052
      @hernerweisenberg7052 Před 4 lety +6

      You know how humans came up with the exact same inventions at the same time in different parts of the world? The comment might be stolen, or it might be his original idea. I found myself writing comments only to scroll down afterwards and find the exact same comment allready there. Afterall our brains are usually wired pretty similarly. But even if its stolen... so what he stole it to get likes and you pointed a finger to make him look bad... wonder what that sais about you :P

    • @DD-ze1ki
      @DD-ze1ki Před 4 lety

      @@hernerweisenberg7052 I could ask you the same question, I guess?^^

  • @caleborear9574
    @caleborear9574 Před 4 lety +3083

    When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him

  • @BasedBoomer1337
    @BasedBoomer1337 Před rokem +17

    I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.

  • @photo04
    @photo04 Před rokem +22

    I want Jocko to be my neighbor, that way my guard dog will feel safe.

  • @bathumb45
    @bathumb45 Před 3 lety +4185

    When Jocko turned 18 and moved out, his father became the man of the house.

    • @aangxazor5759
      @aangxazor5759 Před 3 lety +34

      Jocko is not a man he is a legend . He is the same gender as Jackie Chan , arnold schwarzenegger, chack Norris , Jean-Claude Van Damme, Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef.

    • @mr.johnperry1688
      @mr.johnperry1688 Před 3 lety +6

      YEAH THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME

    • @moreplatesnodates2440
      @moreplatesnodates2440 Před 3 lety +24

      When Jocko turned 18 his father moved out

    • @Curtis856
      @Curtis856 Před 3 lety

      Hahahaha

    • @csn6234
      @csn6234 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmfao

  • @xenophon8958
    @xenophon8958 Před 4 lety +3868

    someone attacks jocko.
    jocko: thats not very realistic.

    • @Chunkalunka68
      @Chunkalunka68 Před 4 lety +57

      I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt

    • @abelkjohn
      @abelkjohn Před 4 lety +6

      Nice😁

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 lety +5

      LOL
      I'll pay that joke
      Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM

    • @TDove-cf2wh
      @TDove-cf2wh Před 4 lety +1

      also started laughing xD

    • @peachfuds
      @peachfuds Před 4 lety +17

      "No factor"

  • @trollusa3206
    @trollusa3206 Před rokem +38

    My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.

    • @user-rr5ce1wb2j
      @user-rr5ce1wb2j Před rokem +5

      You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice Před rokem +12

    "Its like time travel because you go to sleep and wake up in your destination"
    Man, I felt that one.

  • @nikothenomad4985
    @nikothenomad4985 Před 4 lety +3587

    In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @dayyton6653
      @dayyton6653 Před 4 lety

      Niko The Nomad what did he say

    • @samo6401
      @samo6401 Před 4 lety +2

      Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"

    • @cindyreese6107
      @cindyreese6107 Před 4 lety +1

      The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee

    • @seanhickey4788
      @seanhickey4788 Před 4 lety +1

      Elementary to

  • @JoseFernandez-dq8il
    @JoseFernandez-dq8il Před 4 lety +2053

    When Jocko went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, his girlfriend's father was nervous about meeting him.

    • @shaneo33t
      @shaneo33t Před 4 lety +22

      That's gold

    • @seekinghisface2312
      @seekinghisface2312 Před 4 lety +36

      This one could actually be true :)

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 Před 4 lety +9

      @@seekinghisface2312 with the way the guy carries himself, wouldn't be surprised if he was.

  • @timwaibel3267
    @timwaibel3267 Před rokem +30

    The look jocko gave when he asked the hand signal for 1 minute was priceless lol

  • @solarfinder
    @solarfinder Před rokem +47

    I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe

  • @MrKrankKopf
    @MrKrankKopf Před 4 lety +4767

    "Dad, I want a dog for Christmas."
    Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.

    • @nutzer1337
      @nutzer1337 Před 4 lety +130

      Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."

    • @Piekosz518
      @Piekosz518 Před 4 lety +67

      First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*

    • @gooseygander286
      @gooseygander286 Před 4 lety

      Haha 🤤

    • @delgad33
      @delgad33 Před 4 lety +5

      No Factor

    • @RayaneHamitouche
      @RayaneHamitouche Před 4 lety

      hahaha nice one

  • @RyanN777
    @RyanN777 Před 4 lety +20390

    Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.

  • @cleetusvd072
    @cleetusvd072 Před rokem +13

    Man, this SEAL does a great job in this video, so much info in so little time

  • @jasonghoul3691
    @jasonghoul3691 Před rokem +67

    Jocko forgot that he was supposed to be in the Modern Warfare universe and landed in ours

  • @scorpio7957
    @scorpio7957 Před 4 lety +2607

    "This is not realistic"
    Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @jesuissoldatamericain8771
      @jesuissoldatamericain8771 Před 3 lety +8

      Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.

    • @EricMustardman
      @EricMustardman Před 3 lety +14

      @@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.

    • @doomerbelowthewind
      @doomerbelowthewind Před 3 lety

      And they really should be.

  • @Nonamethankyou128
    @Nonamethankyou128 Před 4 lety +2371

    Me: this is the best comment section on CZcams
    Jocko: no it's not
    Me: no it's not

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 Před 4 lety +2

      Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 Před 4 lety +2

      Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂

    • @andrasidansjon313
      @andrasidansjon313 Před 3 lety

      But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 Před 3 lety +1

      Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate

    • @zayneschepers8675
      @zayneschepers8675 Před 3 lety

      Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you

  • @daehr9399
    @daehr9399 Před rokem +62

    10:29 My best friend was in Iraq and when he was medically discharged (later retired) for being badly wounded in action. When he left the Army, he took his ghillie suit with him. We met at college, about a year after his discharge, and used this ghillie suit to no end. It was one of the best things to surprise or prank people with. At one point he had a pigeon infestation he took care of with a ghillie suit, patience, and a quick reflex hahaha. I cannot tell you how much fun we both had with that thing. People were terrified to go outside!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidlucero7725
    @davidlucero7725 Před rokem +3

    Thank you for your service! I appreciate you and your service! Thanks for the breakdown video as well

  • @Artdeepmind
    @Artdeepmind Před 4 lety +3967

    Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool!
    Jocko: its dumb
    Me: its dumb

  • @JohnWiIkesBooth
    @JohnWiIkesBooth Před 3 lety +3502

    When Jocko crosses the border the officers show him their passports

  • @silverlily2389
    @silverlily2389 Před rokem +30

    Thank you for your service, sir and all the brave warriors out there

  • @warriorjl45
    @warriorjl45 Před rokem +6

    I appreciate your reviews. I taught at a school and would always talk about operation red wings. Hard lessons learned.

  • @x.ivan.x1479
    @x.ivan.x1479 Před 3 lety +4233

    I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password
    but it said
    “This password is too strong, please try entering another”

    • @svenx1519
      @svenx1519 Před 3 lety +13

      X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead

    • @SimpleSetting
      @SimpleSetting Před 3 lety +5

      2nd comment on this and LMAO

    • @87apizzi
      @87apizzi Před 3 lety +13

      This comment won the internet lmao 😂

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 Před 3 lety +4

      New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.

    • @highog3288
      @highog3288 Před 3 lety +1

      Broo wtf

  • @JonathanSilva-hy6fq
    @JonathanSilva-hy6fq Před 3 lety +5243

    One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition

  • @Stixz11
    @Stixz11 Před rokem +9

    Jocko wrote some books and I met him and got it signed and took pics. He’s a nice guy

  • @sportymcsports
    @sportymcsports Před rokem +18

    This is such a comprehensive and fascinating explanation! I really appreciate the details and the no nonsense facts he’s supplying. Wow!

  • @durkadurkerjackson1664
    @durkadurkerjackson1664 Před 3 lety +4278

    Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby Před 4 lety +2387

    When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

  • @brucekelemer9160
    @brucekelemer9160 Před rokem +5

    "We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die".
    Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣

  • @jawadunnoor803
    @jawadunnoor803 Před 8 měsíci +2

    when he says 'freeze this frame' , I fell a laser pointer on my chest

  • @commandobrando4048
    @commandobrando4048 Před 4 lety +3326

    This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now

  • @tariketik9794
    @tariketik9794 Před 4 lety +4257

    When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.

  • @tt-dc1hl
    @tt-dc1hl Před rokem +5

    When Jocko looks at any iPhone, it unlocks out of fear and not because of Face ID.

  • @lakshmandasa4184
    @lakshmandasa4184 Před rokem +50

    When Jocko was born he halo jumped outside the wire of his mothers cargo plane, slapped the jump master, started signal waving before pulling his own ripcord that had a partial malfuntion, dove twelve nautical miles, maintained security and silence for as long as he could then surprised the enemy in his homemade gillie suit while controlling the flow of the rest of the guys.

  • @alexzarate5900
    @alexzarate5900 Před 3 lety +5184

    Jocko has to approve his girlfriend’s dad.

  • @sussybaka5961
    @sussybaka5961 Před 3 lety +3106

    Robber: Give me your money
    Jocko: That’s not very realistic
    Robber: Understandable, have a great day

  • @nicolecunningham5477
    @nicolecunningham5477 Před rokem +10

    Jocko is hilarious 🤣 I know he was good at his job. I love it when people find something they like then excel at it 😊❤️

  • @aniboylx4043
    @aniboylx4043 Před rokem +27

    jocko is the guy you wish as a big brother, he teaches you the real things