Is Roboute Guilliman Banging Yvraine? | Warhammer 40k Lore
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We know that the Imperium has recently aligned with the Ynarri, but just how D E E P does that alliance run?
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THE HESEY IT BURNS,BURN THIS VIDEO WITH HOLY FIRE
He who estimates guillimans cock blames us for watching him do it xD
Your topics are no where else on youtube, I wonder why. Soo funny!
I never was into these toy soldier stuff, but luetin and you make at least the story interresting.
If Piper Perri can survive 5 BBC I'm certain that Yvraine could survive that
@@Rinzor0 Not much ny child and yourself
"I promise I won't get all political."
*three drinks later*
"Lets's begin with Roboute Guilliman, that xeno-banging fake Space Caesar!"
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sounds like something lorgar would say
is it a revised quote from memritv?
Giulio Giuliani yep
@@justinchalifoux4424 Kinda reminds me of "Khemri TV", TBH.
“What is wrong with you? Why did you even click on this video?”
*Hold on now, this whole operation was your idea...*
So He is the heretic...
He pulled the old bait and switch to test your loyalty.
I would like but it’s 69
A star wars meme in 40k. Nice
his PFP fits this comment so much im fucking DEAD
The Banging was so loud, it woke the Lion from his 10k dirtnap.
Echoing through space and time so the lion woke up just to knock on his brothers door to tell him to fuck quieter.
HE DID WHAT WITH HIS WHAT?
how D E E P does that alliance run?
Balls deep.
Oh lord i laughed.
Bruh.☠️
You think Gulliman was able to B.S. his way out of using a rubber because "The Emperor protects?"
God bless you.
hey he could just say it's more kinky that way, and the Space-elf bitch herself would be all for it... degenerate Dark Eldars..... :p
Nah. I think human/eldar hybrids got sent to the retcon a while ago. There they remain with the squats and the Wardian Smurfs
The emperor protect INDEED
The emperor protects ! what a slogan for condom !
"The thirst for big tiddy eldar girlfriends is stronger than life and death."
-Major Killian during the Indomitus Crusade
Big? Big? That's not big.
@@teslashark
Size is relative. As any Ork can tell you.
Thought it was from Majhorkeel the fearless, a free thinking renegade astartes hailing from the deathworld of Aussimandius
Thirsty bois will be thirsty bois
@@dudewatches6125 orks technically don't have dicks
Guliman: "I wake up to find my fathers imperium in ruin, and I let this happen to it. Why do I still live, just to suffer."
Yavraine: "is this how you treat all women who come to you."
Guliman: "Hey, therapy is expensive."
Star-Fyodperor: Do not worry my son. What happens when we fall down…. We get back up.
you mean, "...women who come(cum) *FOR* him." =P
@@benjaythewhite Is that what we calling him? It's just so... *Frustrated sigh*
@@benjaythewhite Ooo i see you a man of culture as well
If he can’t afford no one else can
Roboute Gullimiman: This is your new stepmom
Ultramarines: wot?
Roboute Gullimiman: also it's now part of the codex that all space marines are required to have an elder girlfriend.
Every space marine especially the white scars and salamanders: WHAT!?
Black templars frothing at the mouth
@@logandelaharpe6362what reason though?
@@blizzardgaming7070 To reword that for you, in the manner of an ancient and wise meme from an earlier age of humanity's glory: Y tho?
@@jakeg3733 thank you for the translation.
*Red scorpions screaming in pure rage and hatred and basicaly declaring themself renegade and declaring war agains Ultramarine*
We're reaching levels of heresy that shouldn't even be possible.
*Slannesh laughs in furry*
*_Sexy_* heresy
But let's keep going and see what happens!
HERESY
Sexeresy !!!!
The emperor was not building the terran webway for the betterment of mankind, he built it to get easier access to eldar prostitutes. (10/10 Legendary/Fact)
fanfics confirmed dis >w
Id pipe an elder
Excellent, there will be red alley full of Eldar prostitutes on Holly Terra or on Macragge .
reason for building mankind's webway was to get less shoddy Eldar prostitutes.
-The Emperor of Mankind
If he had told that to his kids, there would be no Whorus Heresy.
Okay, as much as this is memed, I genuinely believe Guilliman at least has an extremely romantically tense relationship with Yvraine. GW literally made a parody of the Thanksgiving poster with Yvraine taking the place of the wife. If GW doesn’t already think it’s canon, they certainly know that everyone else thinks it’s canon.
Edit: Hello. I made this over two years ago. In that time, I’ve learned a hell of a lot more about the setting, it’s history, and expectations for the world. And I look back on this comment and physically cringe. This statement does not hold true for me anymore. Please do not think Yvraine and Guilliman are actually a thing. It’s just a fan thing. It’s purely a meme. My point still stands that GW is aware of the meme, but until proven otherwise, Guilliman and Yvraine are literally just mutual respect/uneasy alliance buddies. Also doesn’t help that GW hasn’t really done anything with the Ynnari since 8th edition, which is unfortunate. But if GW is smart, we follow up Arks of Omen with Vashtorr in the Webway, Yvraine and the Ynnari help put the Imperium again, BOOM, we get the Khan back. Because I need Fulgrim vs Jaghatai Khan, you have no idea how badly I NEED it.
Memes aside have Rob and Yv even been in the same room since she resurrected him? Because as far as I know, the last time they talked was when he went “hey thanks for the life, I appreciate it,” and she went “just be careful if you try taking your armor off” and he went “join me?” And she said, “lol no bye” 👋
And then that’s it. She literally told him NOT to get naked and then left. No number no Snapchat no nothing.
Have they talked since then? At all?
@@AnIdiotsLantern Nope lmao, but it's funny so who cares
They already canonized Trazyn's manspreading, and I remember hearing some stuff about them canonizing the Krieg using shovels for melee. I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to canonize a romantic relationship between Yvraine and Guilliman.
Nooo
@@muttproductions2536 I mean if that have a half eldar kid that be the perfect opportunity to bring back Vulcan
"Stupid Mon-Keigh! I-it's not that i like You, i just want to help purge the ruinous powers."
So this is why the Emperor wanted Kitten to cut Roboute’s life support.
Definitely, unfortunately, kitten beater The Emperor in whits, and now I can guess that Guilleman already tried to put his magical sword inside her forbidden webway portal I think 12 times (once per week).
Mateusz Nosorowski What do you mean by “tried?” Did he succeed or is he an acorn?
@@aftershock6196 No idea, but I can safely guess hes an Acorn
Big e just jealous rowboat can get some eldar booty while he is sitting on the golden toilet
@@finnheisenheim8274 next time kidnap isha in nugles asian house
"Swiggity swoggity swooty, I'm resurrecting your Dark Eldar booty" The only thing that could have made that line better is hearing Timmy say it
Or TTS
Dammit read that as he said it...
@@BorninFlames237 same dude
@@BorninFlames237
Same
"if its physically possible for a 10ft demigod to git his porpotioonatly huge slong inside miss emo mc death" this needs to be engraved into a stone somewhere
Where does it say that?
@@maenallahalih8956 source he made it the fuck up!
Well, we have evidence of dwarves fucking giant dudes. And sickos that fuck horses. Women are... Flexible, Eldar probably not much different
"No, it was for easier acces to Eldar protitutes"
This is now my new head cannon!
LARGE ARYAN BATTLEBARGE
FORBIDDEN WEBWAY PORTAL
BEST MATCH
ARE YOU READY??!!
@@randgryz BORN THAT WAY
@@randgryz THE FORBIDDEN FANFIC SHIP!
GUILLIMAN/ YVRAINE!
YABEI!
Rob's got a big blue one ; )
Your Humor helps us in these dark Nurgeling Times
I'd rather nurgle over khan, but maybe not nurgle over slaanesh ,🤔
"Skaven times" year of the rat
@@brandondemers1769
So THATS why Trump is president! Fuck me, it all makes sense lmao.
Even in death we still serve !
@Execute order: 65!
I FEEL YOU
The real question tho is whether or not the two can have kids, and creating the most overpowered god child since the Emperor himself
Yeah, imagine posibilities
Godling
@@TimeCircleBlue even the emperor fears
there's a fanfic on that and it's actually good
@@barbaravalladao9667 called?
I wanna believe Fulgrim size is the smallest between all his brothers. It would explain A LOT
So vulkan is packing the biggest size
@@Nox-eg3rqHe is black, so...
@@Nox-eg3rqcus he’a black?
Brother…
@@ValirValorNo,no.... He is arguably the biggest Primarch physically, so.......
@@austinjohn472 was just joking.
Tbh, it would even make alotta sense.
This is a very elaborate way of telling us Gulliman will be in the hentai calendar.
Oh my...
I want an all primarch calendar and their heretic waifus
Yeah, we have enough primaris this and that, and not enough Robert Gilligan's xeno stabbing meat sword..
@@ultralurker7579 Who would be with Father Sanguinius? Saint Celestine?
Nah sanguinius is too pure for that...right?
me clicking on the video: "hmmm i wonder how heretical this one will be"
me finishing the video: "ahh yes VERY"
6/9 on the Heresy scale
@@majorkill nah its 69/420. Just because its robotuis gulshiman. If it was any imperial citizen then it will be different.
@@majorkill no its 69/69
@@majorkill The fuck is 9/9 then?
Warhammer 40K in universe: "Everything is bad and dark. No smiling, fun is banned!" The Community: 4:47
GW 00:23
Community 00:25
**Slaanesh drops out of the eternal war**
Tzeentch: "Ayo dawg what gives?"
Slaanesh: "Bro have you ever seen sex this good?"
So Yvraine is Cleopatra to Guilliman's Caesar? It sure has the same vibe.
Ironic.
Wasn't it Mark Antony, not Julius Ceasar?
@@thehavoccompany-a3 both.
Wasn't ultramarines fashioned to be the romans of wh40K? Then isn't it similar to Cleopatra and Ceasar affair?
@@atlastitan2556 any day now we'll find out there is a space marine chapter out there that claims to be the illegitimate successor chapter of the ultra marines and their chapter master happens to look a bit to much like Gulliman and Yrvaine.
"Hence making Yvraine one of the six people in the galaxy with a degree of common sense" XD very true.
Considering how few people in our own galaxy lack common sense, I suspect the same principle applies irl too.
I would love to see new video focusing on people with common sense in W40K
Common sense is heresy
@@Rosaslav That video will not be very long.
@@StarboyXL9 ye but there's about 20 trillion humans in 40k
BEING IN STASIS FOR MILLENNIA CAN REALLY DRIVE YOU TO EXPLORE NEW OPTIONS.
I don't think the Primarchs, in this case Roboute Guilliman, were actually "programmed" to not care about sex. That is more the assumption made of Astartes although there are writings that Astartes can get it up. The primarchs were just more capable than most of putting carnal desires aside and even ignore those impulses at will. Yvraine, a Drukhari (Dark Eldar), either does not like sex (sex & pain = not good), had too much to ever care, or she like Roboute is about to ignore those impulses.
Most likely for any kind of attraction to happen between the two, they like and even love each other based on who they are as people. Animal sex comes at the very tail end of this, if at all, and that is after the most basic, "Ew! you aren't of my species!" barriers are broken.
Short Answer: [REDACTED]
Long Answer: [REDACTED]
There is only one answer: BLAM!
Jens W. BLAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I bet that 'Answer' is pretty long.
So basically [DATA EXPUNGED]
IT'S THE (REDACTED)
IT'S THE (REDACTED)
IT'S THE (REDACTED)
"The Emperor built the webway so that he'd have a much easier access to Eldar Prostitutes"
I see someone else is a fan of Alfabusa
TTSD is Canon. Change my Mind.
@@vishnu79 can't change your mind on something that's already canon
Wait which episode did the emperor say that
@@theimperiumofman3714 The first Q&A episode
@@SpitshineSneakers oh that one thanks I forgot
All comedy aside, i could totally understand if he was, his brothers are gone, his father is essentially dead, the empire he worked so hard to help build is in ruin and humanity has never been closer to destruction. Primarch or not, the dude needs some comfort
For real, especially with the weight of the entire Imperium on his shoulder (least until Lion decides to do something with his new majestic beard) and his ultra depression
It would kind of show his humanity in a way too, no ?
So lore wise: probably not
Headconon and as far as much of the fans are concerned: absolutely
Yvraine wouldn't survive Guilliman's Primarch-grade lance.
Elves are know to be... flexible. Wink wink
do they even have lance?
She was dark Eldar, she's had worse.
@@danang5 There is artwork of a space marine from the Minotaurs with a power lance sooo... Yes technically, although I'm not sure if that was official art but I'm sure some chapters have some laying around, especially the Ultramarines with their Roman inspiration as the Minotaurs with the Spartans
She can take Guilliman but not Vulkan.
This is probably one of the most majorkill videos on majorkill
Dark eldar: *hated*
Regular eldar: *Allowed*
Noone has blue balls like robosmurf after 10,000 years of not being able to crank it.
'Ramming His Large Aryan Battlebarge Into Her Forbidden Webway Portal'
Creased to the point of pain
i am surprised you didnt mention the (probably no longer) canon half human half eldar ultramarine librarian...
it shows that in the realms of ultramar, they have a history of "mingling" with eldar ladies
There’s always head canon
WE DO NOT MENTION THAT
THROUGH A BKANKET OVER IT
😮 fantastic!
I don’t doubt that there is some form of attraction between them, I just don’t think either of them would be willing to go _that_ far. I mean, he’s practically a death sentence for anyone wishing to sleep with him, so he wouldn’t want to put her at risk, and the taboo alone would prevent Yvraine from doing anything for fear of being ostracized by her people and abandoned by her god. So it’s essentially a “forbidden love”
Duh, just do it intercurally.
"Large" aryan battle barge is underselling it. I should know.
My light cruiser _Seraphim Dawn_ is unique in the fleet for a lot of reasons, one of which is a set of "communal showers," divided by gender (for a lot of reasons, most of which are because of the Sororitas). We once had the great privilege of carrying Guilliman, as well as Captain-General Kitten, Magnus the Red, and Yvraine to peace talks with the Silent King. This was the first time ever that the Aeldari and the Necrons would set aside their past grievances and forge an alliance with the Imperium, who already have strong alliances with the Aeldari as well as the Farsight Enclave. But enough about peace; let's talk about why we're really here.
At first, in the communal showers, we lads were impressed and a bit jealous when we got a look at Kitten's package. And then Guilliman entered the showers and we immediately realized why he was walking with a limp when he came aboard. To say he's "quite enviable" is a great understatement; Roboute Guilliman is hung like a draft horse on Viagra!
It's any wonder how Yvraine was doing just fine, considering she and Guilliman were sharing quarters during the journey. And no, in spite of our attempts to pick his brain, Guilliman has denied time and time again that he and Yvraine are in a sexual relationship. Yeah right. My quarters are just down the hall. My Eldar girlfriend and I can hear the pounding clear as a church bell!
-Ave Deus Imperator
Yeeeeeeeesszzzzzzzzz
It's written so fucking deliberately that I can't really deny it lmfao.
_*Homo Imperator._ That's _Man-Emperor_ to the Imperium.
Virgin Inquisition:
"HEHEeheheh, you have sex with xenos?"
Chad Lord Commander of the Imperium and the Primarch of the Ultramarines:
"Yes"
This is true
Understandable have a nice day
Virgin Inquisition:HEEEEREEEEETIIIIIIIIIC!
They're jealous
@God emperor of mankind lol you’re a vegetable what are you going to about it
Short answer: yes, long answer: hell yeah
Correct answer :FUCK YEAH
Short Answer: No.
Long Answer: Hell N-
Yevrain: Yes. Long answer Yes.
Otto Von Bismarck I’m part of the inquisition and it’s my job to research dark materials for anti xenos weapons
@@jennythebean9117 Keep telling yourself that bro, just dont let the grey knights see your history
I’m ABOUT THIS SO FUCKING MUCH
Been a long since a youtube title made me laugh heartily. I can almost see Calgar asking Uriel "Is Rouboute Guilliman banging Yvraine?"
hi mate, we need a second part of this since you forgot to calculate aspects such as the force/strength of the thrusts and possiblities the comes from Guilliman's admisitration skills upon her body. I mean she could maybe handle the size of it but is it possible for the to handle the Newton and technique that Guilliman is capable of.
Im sure yvraine loves Bobby G's Artificer power sword and his F I S T O F D O M I N I O N
His fist fits quite well in her "dominion" I'm sure
@@StarboyXL9 HAHAHHAH
Man Emperor: *HEY ROBOUTE. HAVING FUN CLAPPING THEM ELF CHEEKS YET?*
Roboute: Stop it Father, you're embarrassing me.
Magnus: Welcome to my fucking life. You'll almost get used to it.
Rogal Dorn: Do not worry. Father's mockery of everyone and everything is naught but a thinly disguised veil to show he still cares. After all, if he did not truly care, none of us would be here. However, his temper could use improvement.
Emperor: *FUCK OFF ROGAL!*
Rogal Dorn: I do not understand Father. What do you want me to fornicate off of?
Emperor: *YOUR OBLIVIOUSNESS TO EXPRESSIONS MAKE MY NONEXISTENT EARS BLEED. GET LOST FOR A LITTLE BIT!*
Rogal Dorn: Father, I built and memorized the entire Imperial Palace. How could I get lost?
*sighs*
I read this in the TTS voices, except Guileman cause he's not in it
@@tirpitz177 see “The interrogation of Roboute Guilliman” on 40K theories; it’s canon to TTS
yvraine:so uh...hi?
gman:yvraine? how did you-
yvraine:bone sugar daddy gave me a ride he said and i quote
"go see your boy toy,also if you see magnus, Egyptian red guy with wings cant miss em, tell em i said thanks also bye"
magnus:....huh. so uh... explain roboute?
gman:sigh...look ever since this emo dominatrix i call a girlfriend no offense
yvraine: completely understandable
gman:weve been dating a few times between the indomitous crusade so yeah
rogal: roboute id never think that you are a romantic being
gman:well mr takes everything literally if most of the inperium werent made of xenophobic cultists youd actually appreciate meeting people aside your own.
rogal:that...is fair
magnus:by the gods finaly someone says it!
gman: speaking of...how are you here magnus?
kitten:ah let me explain lord commander,magnus was taken by the ultramarines here from the eye of terror and over the months was redeemed
roboute:wait my sons did what!? so your telling me, that my sons entered what's literaly a hellscape, fought cosmic monsters,fought the most elite sorcerers and took there master here. ..........thats inpossible but very impressive.
magnus:oh and uh during some... adventures we ran into vulkan and i accidentally, ACCIDENTALLY killed him but hes back and corvus is back and there both coming here
gman:....you do know corvus is likely gonna find you and rip you a new one right? sigh...if they get here let me talk to them im sure i can persuade them from nothing to risky,also hold on wasnt corvus a quasi eldritch raven creature hunting lorgar across the warp?
magnus:well hes back aparently
gman:...well shit. anyway uh im gonna be right back i need to vox cawl,yvraine just chill somewhere and please dont try your...issues on the others please
yvraine:theres no promises loverboy but ok
gman:sigh....
magnus:so uh....
yvraine:i heard from eldrad you helped bone daddy wake up so thanks for that
@@lolbots686 this is gold
@@joefloggg3257 ha
gman:Anyway im gonna be right....oh shit.
magnus:what is something wrong?
gman:well....corax and vulkan are here....and uh...corax is literally a shadow daemon aparently. .....ill...handle vulkan, yvraine can uh...you...
yvraine:oh yeah i can handle him,bone daddy is a good mate
What the hell did I wake up to playing on my tv bro I woke up around 4:12
"The things I do for my Imperium..."
He's going to get warp-crabs from that dark eldar frontbutt
Dark Eldar frontbutt...
Thank you.
Don't forget the void herpes.
It probably comes with a set of teeth
Sam G Why would there be teeth there? They would have no use.
@@rolan4dezwinz381 *Or would they?*
Dang, you are getting unnaturaly productive, my dude. Good job :)
It's amazing what one can done with a little fasting and self-isolation while contemplating the Emperor's Light eh? :P
Ничего себе! Вирмвуд! Раз уж есть шанс то хочу поблагодарить тебя за твою старую работу! Пару лет назад я полностью выучил весь лор и детали варкрафта, благодаря тебе я узнал насколько прекрасна эта вселенная! (Ну до легиона конечно) спасибо тебе огромное
Где видео с лором?
Just like G-man himself 👌🏻
Is he accessing the powers of chaos to up his production?!
"But that's heresy!" says the cute Battle Sister
That awkward moment when GW totally made a half eldar half human spezzmareen a thing in the past and now we have some ultra testies being dragged across big tiddy eldar...
That thumbnail just puts this image in my mind of Yvraine being too nervous to kiss a Mon-Keigh and become the laughingstock of the Aeldari and Papa Smurf just having no grasp of how romance is supposed to go, so the two just gently bump foreheads.
Keldabe Kiss.
I’d say that still counts.
@@TimeCircleBlue I see you are also a man of culture
@@josiahzabel8596 Oya Vod!
@@TimeCircleBlue Mando'ade Darasuum!
*I CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH LEVELS OF HERESY EXIST!!!!!!*
*YES, INQUISITION? THIS THE MAN, RIGHT HERE!*
inquisitor here
it is true that this is borderline heretical but it must be allowed for the good of the imperium.
Have a good, emperor blessed day citizen
@@erayergi *visible existential crisis*
What tha heck are you doing alive in the year 41000?
@@ollyoboomer7671 Even time can't stop the Bismarck
*this planet
4:06 Pay attention. This will be on the test later.
If Guilliman could make himself fertile ... imagine the super babies.
This is the Warhammer lore video I did not realise I needed in my life
As heretical as that would be. GW could use that angle to write an interesting story. Take this for example, after spending enough time and getting to know Guilliman. Yvraine does starts to have romantic feelings for the giant Monkeigh, and Guilliman starts having feelings for her as well. After risking both of their lives to save each other against greater demons of Slaanesh. Guilliman and Yvraine finally confess their love for each other. However, they both know it was never meant to be because their Human and Eldar followers are pretty racist towards each other. They know that their followers would overthrow both of their leaderships and execute both of them if that were to ever happen, but Yvraine and Guilliman witnessed something that would be considered a miracle in the 41st Millenium. Yvraine and Guilliman witness a Cadian Guardsman and a Banshee Screamer have fallen in love with each other. Seeing that as a sign of hope that both the Humans and Eldar will not die out in the grim darkness of the far future and can coexist. Yvraine and Guilliman helped smuggle the two lovers to a secret protected exodite world to protect them from Human, Eldar, and Demonic Forces. Their Yvraine and Guilliman go their separate ways, but Yvraine asks Guilliman to make a promise to her. That if the Chaos Gods are ever to be defeated and the Warp is cleansed and if he is to be reincarnated. She asks him to find her so she can ride that giant massive schlong of his.
nice now go write me sum more RobuxYvraine fanfics to consume >w
@Tech Priestess Micaela what is worse? Post nut clarity or being blue balled? A question mars needs to solve.....
@@leastbasedbaj7454 being blue balled. In both situations you'll feel like shit. But atleast in the second scenario you'll bust a nut and then feel like shit
@@leastbasedbaj7454 He is the big D of the Ultramarines. He is blue balled by definition :P
Being heretical is a good sign, because it means you're dragged down by religious dumbfuckery.
I love this video, the twist at the end is great and it is a totally wild discussion to have on as background noise while I am doing homework.
Nice Eldar girl goes to Commorragh to find herself, finds god during her lowest point, and attempts to settle down with a Trad Chad. Story as old as time.
and the troll moment that comes from GW is that it is a very literal battlebarge and a very literal forbidden webway portal
Would not be surprised at this juncture in time
I bet their Safe Word is "Lorgar"
Underated AF
that would stop him in his tracks
Goes beyond boner kill, that's just boner exterminatus
The more important thing is:
*ROGAL DORN'S COLOSSAL CHAINBLADE*
4:06 Brings you to the real quality content.
I'm glad someone is asking the real questions here
The Emperor fought against Xenos and Religion for Humanity's Manifest Destiny.
Now, he has half-Daemon and half-Ork sons, and a Liege who got himself some Eldar booty.
The times change in mysterious ways, don't they?
That's Slaanesh work !
Half Ork?
@@user-iw4mb3mh5o TTSD
@@user-iw4mb3mh5o Considering that Orks believe big E being a divine on the same level as Gork (He is strong, but smart) and Mork (He is smart, but strong), it actually boosts him on the same way as Echlisiarchy does.
It's nice to know that you're prioritizing your time to answer the important questions.
This video was at the top of the Roboute Guilliman for CZcams. That's why I clicked. You didn't have to estimate then
first tau women craving that humanitys great basilisk and now eldar , what next? orks.........................actually ....never mind
Tyranids
It not fucking cannon!
*StringStorm would like to know your location*
Ork tsundere gf
kawaaghee!!
I wonder what his brothers would think of him having a eldar girlfriend?
Leman would most likely high five him and ask if she has sisters, Magnus would be pissed off for being too much of a nerd to get a girlfriend and Lion would get an eldar boyfriend just to piss Bobby off :)
@@deathwingterminator3413 makes sense. What about the others?
The sheer level of heresy would give Dorn a rage aneurysm. However, I predict that he would then realize that if he has a stroke he can’t yell at Guilliman, and this would increase his rage so much that the rage aneurysm has a rage aneurysm and he ends up more or less normal (for Dorn).
Most of them would be Jealous.
@@davidblair9877 Dorn: No.
Let's address the elephant in the room. Is it possible that Big Daddy Smurf's battle barge could have left a calling card in her portal? It just takes once. (trust me on that) Just imagine the ability of a child born from those two.
This is one of the best troll videos I’ve ever seen on the internet no cap. I was never interested in the topic, you got me interested, then slammed me with a right hook to the jaw. Absolute gold
If he does, I'm happy for him. He has a right for happiness just as anyone. Primarchs don't have partners created, they are always alone in their being. If he can find some peace, some solace with the Eldar, than at least we would have some good in Wh40k.
This is too wholesome for a WH40k thread.
Well drop a couple orcs and some dakka in there and than it's 40k again.
Well I mean this would help Guilliman after his talk with big Emp after in which Big E doesn’t even really talk to his son after 10 thousand or so years, and just tells him “ey take my sword and go kill those traitor sons of bitches.” So is Ebic
Also another note, this would probably help guilliman become more of a father to his Sons in a more literal sense rather than just a title. Which does have its ups and downs in both ways when you look at it
If Magnus got some pussy, maybe he wouldn’t have fucked the warpway.
Atleast they had each other even tho some of them (looking at you Lion and Wolf) hate each other but i legit thought when i was new E is gonna make a partner for each primarch
Learning about my father's secret length is a bit disturbing.
But kinky imagine kicking in the door and being like “13.7 inches in me NOW”
Or was it feet I already forgot
Donald Duck is a son of Guilliman?
Out of all your videos, this one got my subscription. Absolutely hilarious! 😂
5:40 That is honestly a very nice bit of artwork. It's surprisingly elegant and tasteful.
Only the hydra knows. Hahahah
Yeah he feels like the guy who would do that.
TRAITOR !!!
NOH!
Heretic Weeaboos: "Hehehe I ship Robot Guerrillaman and the big tiddy Eldar waifu"
*True Loyalists: "THE ONLY GOOD XENO IS A DEAD XENO!!! SHE'S ONLY PLAYING YOU, BROTHER!!! DON'T SIMP FOR THE XENO HARLOT!!! ELDAR ATTENTION IS TEMPORARY!!! THE EMPEROR'S GLORY IS ETERNAL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*
Well screwing a dead person is way easy then screwing an alive one. dead ones don’t fight back
Jacob Greene bruh the fuck
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@tuna5305 If it's still warm enough...
Well you can say Guillaman is DESTROYING her ;-)
"his insatiable thirst for Eldar booty"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no way that ultra banana can go into that blueberry pie without destroying the pie
6:03
Inquisitor: INQUISITION OPEN UP!
*Inquisitor kicks door open*
*Shows Inquisitor the Adepta Sororitas hentai you commissioned*
*Inquisitor shoots me in the head, then heads over to your house*
Its pretty tame hentai and thankfully solo 1 girl pin up.
I CAN'T LIKE THIS, IT'S AT 69 LIKES AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
You may not like it, but this is how a lorehammer channel at peak performance looks like.
This is exactly the kind of quality fan speculation we need.
This is by far the my favorite 40k video on the internet. Subscribe worthy!
That's what i call proper research...
MajorKill: "Swiggedy swoggety swooty Im ressurecting your Dark Elder Booty."
Me: "The sacred texts!!"
Super Kame Guru: “That SLUUUUUUUUT”
Unexpected Team Four Star.
Now this is the kind of lore I subscribed for!
This might be the best video you've made yet.
I think so too
Back in 1st Edition, the Ultramarines had a half-eldar chief librarian, so clearly they are ok with hot human-on-eldar action.
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@@commissarf1196 www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer/comments/8ufday/is_a_halfhuman_halfeldar_possible_by_todays_lore/
MATT WARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSS!
Don't give Illian any Screentime.
Your ending is a thing of beauty. Well played.
"New armor of faith is one big chastity belt" I am dying 😂
Yvraine is pretty much the only eldar that Big Blueboy can be clapping since she can come back from the death after some Ultraclapping.
I feel as thought Throne-Emps would be mocking AND congratulating Bobby-G for clapping some Grade-A Eldar booty cheeks.
Given how he's basically sitting on a golden toilet, Throne-Emps is more than justified in doing so.
I mean who hasn't wondered if Yvraine gave Roboute access to her own Black Library?
"his armor of fate is basically one big chastity belt"
ok that one got me
Warhammer lore has always been fanbased. In that alot of its inspiration comes from player moments and works. From modeling to posts to tournament wins Warhammer is a living world where we all craft a universe for each other.
As such, the fans have spoken.
They ship hard
Careful what you wish for
majorkill always asking the HARD questions
5:56 truer words have never been spoken