Unbiased History: Rome V - The Punic Wars
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I can tell you loved editing the last part of this video.
Your drawings are so unbelievable bad.
Learn how to draw or hire someone who can draw better than you.
It looks like a 6 year old drew this crap
@@Hello-ig1px The drawings are beautiful.
Where's a link to the unedited version?
I appreciate that even a romaboo who hates carthage showed hannibal as an absoule Chad madlad. One cannot love history and hate Hannibal.
He should have defected, the P*nics were just too pleb. He couldn't carry them all.
Honestly, imagine how fucking beautiful history would have been if hannibal fought for the romans. even if after the 2nd punic war he joined the romans, that would have made rome sooooooooo sexy i would lose nnn instantly.
Crusader I’m all for god-emperor Hannibalus Barcus conquering the galaxy with 5 Punic veterans.
It would be like calling Rommel a virgin as a ameriboo.
@@thisiswhywecanthavenicethi8965 Physically and Metaphysically unable to, gotta show some respect for the winner of the very first Tour de France
The salt sequence was a cinematographic masterpiece
My cum is so salty!
Златко Тодоровски Carthage was never salted
@SrBeetleVase offenbach can can should be the easiest to search, although its technically called something fancier
Now i have to play carthage in rome total war to balance it out.....
@@tyrian_baal that's the joke
Imagine of Cato the elder had lived to see the sack of Carthage, the dude would've creamed so hard it would've eclipsed the eruption of Mt Vesuvius.
This comment is gay dude! How the hell does it have 125 likes.
@@legioxciicorvus5917 I agree funny but still really gay
Creamed inside of Carthaginian sex slaves, right? Otherwise, you should be ashamed of yourself.
A nut so intense that not even Pompeii's eruption could compare
@@legioxciicorvus5917 bro we're Romans of course it's gay
Fun fact: Cato the Elder banned unfair loaning practices on Sardinia and was a combatant against 'degenerate' Hellenistic influence on Rome.
Cato was fucking based
The virgin Cato the Younger vs the Chad Cato the Elder.
"Unfair loaning practices"
Lmao
the ADL despises Cato my nibba
Shit, a guy named Tony Yerbajo commented asking if Aemilianus wasn't Scipio's grandson, and when I went for a quick reply, I misclicked and removed it. And apparently, there's no fucking way to unremove a comment.
So yes Tony, your right. I make many intentional mistakes in these videos as part of a joke or another. That, however, was just me getting tired near the end of the video. Also, what kind of censorship happy website makes "Remove" the first option you get when you click on a comment, instead of "Reply"?
Dovahhatty lol
Modern tragedy
Did u just called me fuking pleb?
*you're
You're
Not even Dovahhatty can deny how great of a commander Hannibal was, that definitely says something.
Ordering the Carthaginian to move their city hundreds of miles inland? The absolute madlads
Kektus 10 miles*
@@tyrian_baal “not far enough, 10 miles!”
A few weeks later.
“Not far enough!”
CZcams has asked my if am satisfied with your comment
Carthiginians: *does anything*
Cato: "Ego ad finem huius vitae."
I go towards the border of life ?? Translated it using my Latin skills
@@skytrexz3714 Lmao Google translated "I'm gonna end this mans whole career"
Nvm I think an accurate translation for career would be currículum
@@vktrlndwll95 I’m an year late but Google translates this as I’m at the end of my life lol
Hannibal is an universal chad.
Finally my man Scipio "Smite the Semite" Africanus gets to be in an episode. Great stuff as always
lmao "smite the semite" as a descendant of semites I find this catchphrase extremely hilarious
@@admontblanc found the jew
Novus Rex found the P*nic*
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 even worse
@@novusrex2639 *or Arab, or Aramean, or Amharic, or Tigrayean
As an Italian, we still use Carthago Delenda est during normal conversations about someone that we hate
Do you still use hannibal ad portas?
@@hamzahammami22 Nope
Even rome itself couldn't help but to respect the Chaddacity of Hannibal Braca
Barca* and no. The armies were just commanded by dumb plebs who couldn't organize a proper attack
@Alan hannibal literally won every single battle he fought in during his campaign in Italy that lasted 16 years with very limited support from Carthage and was most of the time heavily outnumbered, saying that the roman generals were just stupid isn't an excuse
Was it Septimus Severus who erected Hannibal's statue throughout the empire?
@@Aester Yes, cause he was half punnic
@@hamzahammami22 the truth
As a Syracuse fanboy that part about Archimedes triggered me.
And I loved it.
0:12 only patricians remember the uncensored version
Ah, a man of culture steps forth
Hannibal is the only one who can claim to be a Chad, a nd also be an enemy of Rome
*he was just that powerful*
The greatest respect the Romans gave him was that they allowed him to be remembered in history as one of their greatest enemies
@@MikeJones-qn1gz Actually Carthage was more civilized, that's why they were less militaristic and fell.
I love how the romans are Chads
Historically accurate
Not to mention the Hannibal is the only non-Roman who is depicted as chad.
@@eduardogutierrez4698 Because he was. Took elephants over the Alps, fucking mad lad
Why is your pfp blank?
@@eduardogutierrez4698 the only man that rome itself feared. rome didn't fear sparta, persians, egypt, carthage but if you mention Hannibal the senate will piss in their own pants
@@ariefachmadi5027 they were so scared of him that even when the war over they keep hunting him down
Poor Hannibal, so talented and forced by the carthage senate to fight an outnumbered uncreative battle for his final one.
He could have sacked time if he had stayed in Italy. A military genius beaten by traitorous Calvary and his own tactics. I'm sure the reason they kept calli ng for carthrage destruction was the fear that another hannibal would rise and this time he would bring rome to its knees and destroy it. Hannibal was the exception. And fate is fickle and likes to throw exception at civilizations
council, not senate lol
@@bluemobster0023 what do you mean stay in Italy, he barely had enough men to fight with Rome leading an entire Latin league. The southern allies barely useful and Gaul doing fuckall.
stupid Carthaginian senat
@@bluemobster0023
Sacking or not, wouldn't matter they just shouldnt have started a war with an enemy with a WAY higher birth rate and more than just one major city.
Commerce outpost fighting a real empire/state.
The Punic joke hits harder without the CZcams censorship.
Disagree, the misleading build up to the reveal is funnier and avoids attracting antisemites which was apparently a problem according to the creators comments.
@@TheFlappening Idc the joke was hilarious, the censorship ruined it. Only censoring this jokes is stupid af aswell since he attacks basically every community.
@@TheFlappeningHe*bs btfo
Clear L here..
Lmao
@@TheFlappening>Anti semitism
Clear heeb L here chief..
Love how Hannibal was the only barbarian in the series that was portrayed as a chad and always remained hostile towards Rome. What a lad
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Based & Carthago Delenda Est pilled
>Be Scipio
>win Punic Wars
>modern people have no idea who you are
>destroy Carthage which was probably a pretty cool city
>Be Hannibal
>lose punic wars>Everyone memes you for having elephants in Switzerland
>become associated with the coolest cannibal in horror film
Funny how history has popularized Hannibal but the average joe knows next to nothing about Scipeepoo.
The Scipio family is only responsible for winning the second two wars.
Yellow Panzer “only” you say that as if it’s no big deal
thinkwithurdipstick I’m just correcting
Dude when I was trying to research hannibal it was nearly impossible to find any good sources on him idk what your talking about. If anything scipio is more remembered
@@bluemobster0023
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal
wat
If you think of this as Roman history as told by a Roman, it all starts to make sense.
To a point. Even the Romans didn't think the mad emperors like Nero or Caligula were sane.
@@Nonamearisto It would be more accurate to call it imperial "history".
@@Nonamearisto a bit late, but Nero actually was pretty sane, definitely not Caligula, but Nero was
Came here from your shilling post on /his/, great video.
I'm always welcoming of fellow /his/tards, hence the shilling
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Came from oversimplified to see how unbiased this is compared to it 😂
Everbody gangsta till Scipio
Scipio saying "Fuck it, we're going to Carthage!" is one of the most stupid but genius moves ever thought up
What I like best about these videos, aside from the unblemished historicity, is the impartiality. Pure objectivity.
This channel is historic gold. I can't wait to see alien find this channel and study human history
“U know who I’m talking about, punics” had me dead
Who came here after over simplified to rewatch the roman side of the story
I can't believe the silhouette of the punics is now censored.
im glad somebody else noticed, i went looking for a comment ab it to make sure i wasn't going crazy lmao
Censorship sucks.
Damn hanibal’s the only barbarian given chad art that says something
I love how not even the unbiased history of rome can deny Hannibal his status as a total chad xD. Love the salt montage btw
God I love the way you presented Archimedes lmao
I hated it, Archimedes calculated the distance to the moon, invented cranes that could pull enemy ships out of the water, invented PI & created the first analog computer in the world 2000 years ago. I have no idea why dovahhatty didn't mention any of this.
@@totallyscuffed9394 This is because the barbarian who runs this channel is not interested in scientific achievements.
No all that's lies
Archimedes did nothing but steal Trojan secrets. All those things were in fact invented by in Troy
@@noelwallinuppsala Do you have a single fact to back that up? There is zero evidence at all that even remotely indicates what you're saying is true.
2000 years ago Archimedes invented the Antikythera Mechanism, even the Roman's themselves admitted it.
>Carthago play
>Non est me starts playing
Based
Hannibal is like that antagonist you can't help but to root for.
Kind of like Raoh from Hokuto no Ken, just a force of nature advancing with his armies, the nemesis Rome deserved.
The Virgin potential history vs the chad Dovahhatty.
that "Carthage wants salt" from civ5 was the high of my day! tnx alot
Didn't expect anything of value from /his/
Based
This shit's ironic, y'know?
Just came back from watching oversimplified's version of the p*nic wars, it is very biased towards the punics and shouldnt be taken seriously.
I just realized that when people say they're "salty" it's in reference to the city of Carthage. Hysterical.
WHO TF CENSORED THE OUTLINE OF THE HAPPY MERCHANT!? Ruined an epic opening
Dovah did
@@lucasbeck1391 he didn't youtube forced him
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But why did Carthage's underpopulated ass want this war in the first place?
>Be semite merchant
>Refuse to integrate locals
>Have 1 single major city
>Larp as LE EMPIRE
>Get utterly trashed
>Seethe
>Repeat 2 more times
>More seething
Many such cases....
"Knowing that seafaring is for pussies"
god its so funny because thats not even an exaggeration thats really what they thought. In Roman lore, they told themselves that they had to learn how to row by making rowing machines on land b/c they hated sailors that much.
I would argue that Hannibal was an honorary roman. He had the spirit.
you might say that carthage finaly got it's sallary for all it's hard work
you may shill yourself, but your content is actually great
more pls
the ebro river being drawn like that is the best part (3:38)
best channel I've come acrossed good work!
The romans analyzed a wrecked Punic ship and used it as an example of how not to build a ship. Subscribed!
The more you know: to this day, there's always been an active ship in the italian navy bearing the name of consul Duilius. His name lives on!
Link please
LOL Hanibal tried the very same tactic of his father and succeded like a mad man
There are times which make you think we may indeed be in the best timeline
"Carthage demands salt" hahahaha 😆
Caesar would have had a lot of "HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME"-moments in that era, seriously...
Oh shit that glorious merchant intro was censored
*Carthage on fire in the background
Me: Ah, this does put a smile on my face.
Damn three years later I’m still coming back
The Human Sacrifices must stop.
Instant subscription. I sent this video to many of my friends with interests in classical civilizations and elite sense of humor. Bravo, and salvete, my good Roman!
This is one of the best series on CZcams. Thanks
Oh damn this is actually pretty good. Id like it if you spoke a bit slower though.
Really makes you wonder how devastating this was on their manpower reserves and the consequences it would have had in terms of later generations not being able to "colonize" gaul and field larger armies
0:21 Ah, so the censoring caught up with this series.....it was only a matter of time I guess
The end brought tears of joy to my eyes.
this is perfect, thank you
except for that little tirade against Archimedes, this is a top-notch video. Subbed
@@nuiadngnsdnge2673 like the romans
Who is watching after oversimplifieds video?
My man almost enlightened the world on the JQ in first 25 seconds
00:48: Hanno & Gisco
01:12: Scipio Asina
01:22: Caius Dullius
01:46: Vulso & Regulus
01:55: Hamilcar Barca
02:39: Hanno II
03:17: Hannibal
03:30 Hasdrubal (Hamilcar's son in law)
03:59: Publius Cornelius Scipio
04:20: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus
04:24: Longus
04:32: Gnaeus Scipio
04:37: Hasdrubal
04:40: Flaminius & Geminus
04:47: Flavius
04:56: Fabius Maximus
05:22: Minicius
05:34: Gaius Varro
05:45: Paulus
06:23 Marcellus
06:27: Archimedes
07:19: Crispinus
09:31: Cato the Elder
10:15: Scipio Aemilianus
Keep it up fren
video is gold for the archemedes bit alone
Video haven’t even started I clicked like button already
Fun fact: the circles he was drawing were being used to calculate pi.
Chad Hannibal vs Virgin Rome
@Dan Backslide I never said Scipio, only Rome and Scipio was a person, not a country
Bruh he still lost to Rome. Then got exiled. And then died like a bitch. “Chad” indeed.
@@thinkwithurdipstick He indeed accomplished much as a punic tardwrangler.
thinkwithurdipstick He went out on his own terms, unlike Caesar who got assassinated. What a loser
It’s Chad v Chad
2500 years ago:
CARTAHGO DELENDA EST
now:
CALIFORNIA DELENDA EST!
I like small things like changing the course of the Ebro river on the map so you can say Saguntum was on the Roman side 😂🤣
As a historian, this bring tears to my eyes
Bro this man is madd underrated. He deserves more praise for this
Salty Tunisian here.
way to at least take it in stride m8
Free salt though
What do the Tunisians think of Carthage?
@@Someone111ify tunisia at its greatest
@@hamzahammami22 pretty funny that tunisia at its best was when it was populated by non africans
lol i love the video since most history channels talk in a natural side but i love how you talk in romans point of view
I need more of these videos.
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH 😂😂😂😂
I like how he has respect for Hannibal
Despite Killing lot of Roman, he is truly mad lad
The Numidians began raiding Carthage.
This enraged Rome who punished Carthage severely.
Hmm seems a little oversimplified.
5:20 Oh, how far a simple change of expression can go as animation. :D
Saint Augustine said one senator, wise in counsel, suggested sparing Carthage. Since without competition or fear of an outside enemy the Republic would become decadent and greedy. Which he was correct, Rome soon descended into Civil War.
That ending man, what a lad!
Fun Fact: Barcelonna gets it's name from the Barca Family, literally. Thus, it is logical that Barcelona is south of the river.
so we need to salt Barcelona
Why did you draw the elephants so cute? SPROOOT! :D
I love the repeated 'attacked Hannibal head on!'
That montages of Carthage reminds of the end of those adventure movies from the 1950s 🤣
/ourguy
Im glad I found this channel.
Damn that "Ciao ciao" was perfect, finally someone with good pronunciation
That was "Tchau! Tchau!" He's brazilian.
Arzee he’s also an Italian immigrant
I lost it when the salt shakers went over Carthage while cooking😂
It's funny how u used the happy merchant shiloutte in the beginning
I love you and I love your videos thank you