Wasting Food For Clout
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Hearing that "yes Italians make it this way" offended me more than the time a German lady seriously asked me if I was made of pizza
What??? As a German I sincerely want to apologize to you that you had to meet such a crappy individual. D:
@@chrier9798 I mean it was kinda fun, her husband was very sorry and I told her that my fingers were actually really thick spaghetti
@@Caraviaggio Ahaha okay, I'm glad you were able to take it with humour :D
I'm not even remotely Italian and *I* was offended when she said that lmao. like wtf
German here, we don't claim her
Toddlers are the only people who would be impressed with the food on the counter and then they’ll cry because they wanted to make the mess themselves.
Correct!
I think we've found these "food hack" videos' true target audience.
I don't even know a toddler who would do "THIS"
Lol
Where I'm from we have Italian family-friendly restaurants that'll serve you directly on the (clean!!) table so it's fun for kids and easier clean up for them
Maybe it's just the autism in me but the real thing that pissed me off the most is the fact that she practically just laid the salad right on top of the spaghetti, an absolute sensory nightmare
YES!!!
Same here, auti's unite.
I almost had to click out of the video at that
As someone with autism and OCD this was a fucking nightmare
THEY SHOULDNT BE TOUCHING EUGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOO
“Seasoning, seasoning is so important” she says as she puts salt and pepper on some cheese… this video has caused me untold levels of stress
This is white people seasoning, you should be glad she even added pepper lol
@@alicine-sims8988 as a white person, I absolutely agree. I own like 5 seasonings.
Lol, I disagree as white person. I have a ton of seasonings from our local city market!!! Who wants a bland meal!? 🤮
@@RostClan220 lol if it makes you feel better I am also a white person with tons of seasonings. I was just making a fun joke lol
@@alicine-sims8988 you say white people as if you don’t specifically mean brits, who invaded every country for spices and like none of them
The girl behind the camera filming the countertop spaghetti sounds like when I go to work and try to pretend I'm not stoned
😭😭😭😭 accurate
She just sounds like shes in a private class and not listening
She definitely wearing them sunglasses
Dam faxxxx sameee 😂😂😂
Woooow
“This is how real Italians make spaghetti”
Real Italians: Che il *FUCK*
I don’t know what that means but I’m *wheezing*
I have no word, other than
Che cazzo è sta merda
(what the fuck is this shit)
@@kawaiicake8038 i think it means "the fuck is that"
@@user-qv4np3ur5w "che" doesn't have a meaning without something near, "che cosa" means "what" (if you put "il", that doesn't change it), so if you say "che il" it's incorrect (if it isn't the subject)
Now that everyone is revealing these are fetish videos..the over-the-top responses of the people behind the camera make so much more sense.
Wait, are people really unmasking it as fetish content? Lol
Yeah that’s that only thing that makes sense
I truly cannot understand how casually people can waste so much food with no awareness. It is the height of privilege.
“Seasoning is important” *proceeds to add pepper and only pepper*
Lol they had no plan clearly just grabbed the first seasoning they had on the counter
lol white people amirite
white people at their finest
Pepper. The only seasoning.
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter no, pepper is against our morals, the only seasoning we use is salt!!!!!!11!1!!!!1!!!!!! 😡😡
i’m pretty sure women with nice hands touching and getting messy with food is some very specific fetish
Eh, I've heard weirder.
Yoshikage Kira tease, but literally.
edit: Does anyone remember when cakefarts was a thing? I think this might be a cakefarts situation.
@@fruitygarlic3601 *c a k e f a r t s ? ? ?* _WHAT???_
there’s a fetish that usually involves women covering their entire bodies in food but yeah i’d say this is related lmao
@UCHbEmago7bce4e5hZQMuL3g I was thinking the exact same thing 😂
Thank you for addressing how rapidly marble stains when exposed to acidic red liquids... that was bugging me
imagine how cold that food is 💀
Sorry to ruin but it’s steaming and hot
@@unicorn69 this comment is 1 entire year old bruh
@@farinafranqui I just realized that 🤦♀️
These are the girls that never grew out of their potion making phase they had with shampoo and lotion.
THIS IS scarily accurate lol
i was thinking more along the lines of mud and twigs and leaves 😂
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had this phase 💀
Shut up that was me and I bet it was you too
I use to use lotion, powder, and perfume. I thought I was just weird.🤣
Your friends walk into your pasta party, they are wearing masks. They are conscious of food safety. They see your pasta just on the counter. They leave immediately. You're left to eat all your counter top pasta. Your friends never come over again.
GOOD!
Is this a reference? Just curious
You get E. coli.
What are friends?
Okay well now I’m sold
i feel like they set out to make outrage bait and stumbled into a ragebait/fetishbait double whammy
I love that she was like “you need to season this….the seasonings is very important” and she just puts on salt and pepper 😂😂😂
literally the whitest thing ever
With spaghetti girl, she pours the sauce from the jar straight to the counter. This means she puts un-heated, room temperature spaghetti sauce on there and eats it cold. That feels grosser than eating off the counter to me.
I was thinking the same thing
Unseasoned too
Will.. will it stain?
And later says “I’m Italian” lmao
Yeah it's not real. You go on the page and every other post says they do parodies and skits.
“Oh I’m Italian”
*uses a jar of tomato sauce, frozen meatballs, and fake cheese*
6:40 time
I could smell that container of parmensan thru my screen 🤮
@@adrianax182 if it was real Parmesan you should be able to smell it through the screen
Americans 🤢
@@randomplaceinruralamerica9618 While real Parmesan does smell, it won’t smell the same as store-bought powdered Parmesan, which ya smells bad. I find the the smell of real cheese not as bad.
8:30 Jarvis: "Get on your knees and eat my 'sghetti."
Captions: "Get on your knees and eat my 'scatty."
cursed ass captions.
As an Italian I am very upset, angry, and just generally concerned for this person
The spaghetti girls feel like it’s a school project they had to do so that they don’t fail their class. It has the energy of a “save me project”.
“The spaghetti girls” lol
That would explain the over-hyping from the camera woman
Why is this accurate tho-
Lol yes
"But it's all over your counter!?"
...
"...The next step is"
She keeps saying “when your friends come over” but if I went to someone’s house and they were counter top cooking, I think I would be forced to cut ties with them.
Fr like who’s actually going to eat that? If I went to someone’s house and they did this crap I’d be out the door immediately. Just- 🏃🏾♀️🙅🏾♀️
If a friend DARED show me into her house to serve me food off a counter like this I’d walk out
to be friends with white americans you can go to eat at their houses, it will leave traumatized
I can't even watch the videos without wincing...my stomach would be sick if I had to witness it in person.
Different counter top, every day. Different “friends” every time.
in our culture we use banana leaves and set it up in a table and eat rice and any food with it but ive never seen someone do it or make it in the counter and pluss the rice is specially made for the Banana leaves so u can eat it w ur hands
She was just opening cans and dumping them without cooking 😮
I just keep thinking about how cold all that food would be in like 3 minutes when it's spred out over such a large surface area
Not only that but on cold stone
Same! On the spaghetti she didn’t even heat up the sauce just poured it straight out of the jar I was like the hot noodles alone are not gonna heat all of that up for that long 🤢
@@narniaxisxhome Right!? That bothered me too, not even sure if the meatballs were heated up. Im sorry but I don't want cold spaghetti.
@@jessl.914 the only time I’ll have cold spaghetti is after dinner and I get hungry again. No cold sauce when making spaghetti though. You cook the meat and then add the sauce
That nacho cheese was cold if she touched that can with her bare hands.
The WORST part about the spaghetti is if the counter is improperly sealed, there could be a PERMANENT stain from the sauce
I hope it got stained because she deserves the constant reminder of her sins
She might be using a fake marble. There’s stuff that’s like contact paper and you can put on your counter and it sticks to it. It looks like marble(or other types of countertops) and since you just put it on, you can also take it off pretty easily. So she could be replacing it every time.
@@DweebMcNerd well whatever it is it deserves to be stained
The worst part is that the amount of food wasted worldwide, each day of the year, is higher than 10000 times the amount of food wasted in this video
im just thinking about how cold that pasta is
The way these women have long, professionally manicured nails and are just shoving them into food without gloves on is stressing me out so much. Whenever my nails get even a tiny bit long I get fed up so fast with how frequently I have to clean stuff out from under them. Those fancy manicures are expensive and the nail techs put so much work into them. It has to be for fetish or outrage engagement because nobody in their right mind would otherwise do this with/to nails like that.
I go in front of the Adobe offices and yell “I pirate your software!”
"this is perfect for when your friends come over"
the friends: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
Lmao
😂🤣😂
LMAO
I’ve been looking at this comment for 5 minutes and I still don’t get it. Am i the stupid
@@spacyh8469 it's because all of the food would attract a bunch of bugs
The concept of going to a friend's kitchen to see an ocean of cold spaghetti sauce and steamy noodles haunts my worst nightmares
Omg that’s a good point, I didn’t even think about the fact that the spaghetti sauce was cold
😂😂😂
@@thetableoflegend9814 everything is gonna be cold because the surface is so big. You would need to engulf all the pasta in under 10 minutes after mixing before it gets cooler than room temperature, whithouth even the factoring the cold sauce.
This video can be used by medical professionals to induce vomiting.
can confirm, i made the mistake of watching this while having a stomach bug and threw up, many times
Not to overshare too much or be overly sappy but Jarvis honestly makes me so happy when I'm sad, he immediately makes me feel better, I love him so much
U good?
U good?
U good?
These *children* need Gordon Ramsay to stop by and demonstrate what kind of sandwich they really are.
And especially tell them what a bowl and a spoon is.
WHERES THE FOOKIN MAYONNAISE
😆
he's too nice to kids tho
AN *I D I O T S A N D W I C H*
These people have decided that short term engagement is worth recording the lowest moments in their lives
It's honestly really sad. The guy who covers himself in mayo and the dude who goes PARFECCT suck. Their one joke sucks, they beat it to death, waste so much food and then they have to clean it up.
ive watched this video so many times and i have no idea how its happened. youtube has decided i need to see this video every night and i just keep clicking it
it would appear im back again only 11 days later
hey, me. it's been a while
Reminding you that this video exists XD
You have the fetish :3
I WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY WITH MY BOYFRIEND hes been indoctrinated
As someone who grew up with the bare minimum, and every watched mom not eat just so we could eat (though I was too young to even realize it at the time)
Shit like the really does just piss me off
I can’t stand the wasting of food
I can’t stand how people like that, with silver spoons in their mouth
Will never understand the struggle of people who fight to eat daily
Or people who have to live paycheck to paycheck
It fucking pisses me off, the entitlement
ok but say she never made any of this... would that have put more food on YOUR table? You being poor has no correleation to her being rich. It would be different if there was a food shortage and she was buying food that other people could have used only to waste it, but this is just her burning her own money to make more.
“No mess” she says, as she pours raw pasta sauce all over her counter.
mmm yes *raw pasta sauce*
(pasta sauce is cooked during manufacturing, but this shit sure is sure is cold and straight out of the pantry)
@@snartsnart2718 sure is sure is
Yeah definitely cold or room temperature but not raw
somewhere in italy, an entire cemetery full of grandmothers shook with rage.
Italian Maracas
Is that an earthquake!?!? No just a graveyard of Italians raging
No they died and went to super heaven
_You have angered the Nonnas._
My grandmother is shaking and she's not dead
18:05 This is the very first video I'm watching of yours. Not only has it sold me on your channel, but has made me hate these people even more for USING THEIR FILTHY HANDS IN FOOD THAT IS SUUPOSEDLY SHARED WITH OTHERS!!!!! Counter food or not, do not stick your hands in my food.
I’m afraid chefs put their hands in your food, though they at least wash their hands very well
@@Sp3ctralI sorry to break it to you but they do not, i've worked in a pub/restuarant, we wash our hands at the beginning of the day and then they handle food all day, wash at the end
@@wolfy4425 :)…….oh
@@wolfy4425oh and here i was thinking they used gloves.
@@NEONS-LMAO yeah, and the veggie options are not veggie, we put our bare hands in the salad it’s disgusting. I’ve seen chefs handle steaks and then immediately go to handle a veggie meal
Can we just appreciate that Jarvis caused a national controversy 💀
As someone who’s father was Italian and who’s mother was a raccoon I can say that that first spaghetti one is indeed amazing. If you can’t taste the dirt from under your nails, all of the flavors from past meals, and all of the bacteria build up then what is the point. And it only tastes better once you throw it all in the trash.
😳
😅
Finally some good representation in media 😌
Even racoons clean their food
As someone who's an alien this is exactly why we're scared of going to earth
Because you don't even eat the counter
I think there is just a communication issue here, the friends coming over to her house are wild raccoons who like eating from the food pile on the kitchen counter, they don't like using forks and spoons or plates
as a raccoon, I agree
Ooooohhhhhh! I don’t know how I missed that! Everything makes so much sense now.
😂😂😂😂😂
She's being sensitive to the culture of Raccoons. We could all learn a lesson from here kindness
Nature's forks are the best forks, evidently... 😂😂😂
"Seasoning is VERY important,"
*only adds black pepper*
This is like little kids narrating their recipes to their parents while they make magic potion, but they're just making everything up as they go
When the meatball girl went from asking questions to saying "wow" "omg" she's sounded like someone was holding a gun on her.
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I thought it was revealed that some of these were kink videos 😅
😂😂😂 I want that to be soooo true
@@sheshiechan I’m sorry what?
@@sheshiechan they REALLY seem like they are. Idk what it is about them but like. It’s just weird enough idk
"charcuterie boards are going out of style, they're not fancy anymore" says the woman pouring store-bought salsa on her counter smh 🙄😬
Caveman style is in right now
XD Bekah. That's how you know that they're gonna throw it away even more. They aren't gonna use fresh vegetables. Still it's a waste of food which is sad
Now they're made of Resin and aren't food safe. Thanks, Linda.
SALE! - counters are outselling charcuterie boards at the moment! sales are high as ever!
Her Friend: "Is this a family tradition?"
Her: "Yeah I am Italian."
9:33 idk what pisses me off more. The fact that they insulted one of my favorite foods, or how raw the hot dog slices look.
As someone who's parents had to split a bag of popcorn just to ensure my brother and I had enough to eat as kids, this food waste really hurts
Bravo to your parents! I agree. These types of videos make me so angry 😡
The waste for no reason is so very sad.
@@sweetfreeze5528 Thanks, hopefully this trend will blow over before it gets too bad
Yes. This.
Don’t look at HowToBasic
@@jammage Never have, only heard the name
"I'm Italian" she says with literal pasta gravy from Prego and parmesan from a f***ing can. I've never been so bothered by someone making pasta ever
Her in clear American accent: Im actually Italian, this is how Italians do spaghetti.
This line made me want to punch her so bad, and Im not even Italian
@@jacobfenech7662 it’s not that deep
To be fair, would you want to see someone pour a pot of Sunday gravy all over the table? I don't think that would be any better.
@@jacobfenech7662 I grew up in Italy and do agree, especially for the punching part. 🙌🏻
THIS is the real problem. Not an easily cleaned countertop used as a huge buffet tray.
Edit: Also that everything will be cold within a minute.
I. you said "get on your knees and eat my sketti" and my brain auto-completed "sketti" as "skin" before you finished saying it and i know have the Worst mental image of. that.
This is actually a useful hack if people keep coming to your house for dinner but you want to permanently scare them off
I prefer to have dead bodies laying on the ground, its more effective
Just imagine them trying to warm it up with a hair dryer-
@@drybones1901 Jesus...just when I thought this couldn't get any worst
@@metro3313 seems effective enough
@@metro3313 I prefer crucifying a rat and putting flowers around it
The fact that she didn't rinse her beans and just dumped them, juice and all, into her nacho dip....this woman has NEVER cooked.
Lol fr
What maybe she wants runny-an-soggy-chip nachos?
ikr🤦🏻♂️
@@seigedrakonera5689 i like soggy nachos but not the bubble guts
Exactly
This is so sad, especially after discovering Homeless Teen 2 making food in a park to survive with less than $5. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!!
I cook on my marble kitchen counter for quick things. I also have a cutting board made from a spare slab of the same marble set in a bamboo frame. It doesn't stain as long as you don't leave crap on it for days, and there is specific product you can use to clean it that doesn't damage it. My partner uses another slab for cooling candy quickly, since apparently marble handles and disperses heat well.
I will never understand how people feel okay wasting food so carelessly like this. I feel bad when I can’t finish the last bite of a meal…
Probably because they're rich people who spend an absurd amount of money on food so they wouldn't care about wasting it as they can buy more if they wanted to
They’re just American lmao
At least with HowToBasic he uses expired food
@@_owl_ he he ha ha
I know! She could eat for a week.
People be like: “got our vaccines time to have a huge counter meal with all my friends!”
Just to tell you you got likes
@@nauzerirani2533 Thanks for letting me know 🙂
How is rick lax connected to almost everything i know. From food on counters to a 2000's band, hes literally relatrd to everything i know of
I actually know a family who does this with nachos but at least the have the foresight to put butcher paper down first
Spaghetti is my favorite meal, I literally thought it was impossible to make Spaghetti look unappetizing to me, but here we are
SAME I eat spaghetti at least once a week, it's my favorite.y dad used to have spaghetti sauce cooking sometimes when I got home from school and he knew it was my favorite. I haven't made sauce from scratch like my dad has but I always season well and add extra veggies and stuff to it. And I always make meatballs from scratch, I cannot eat frozen or premade meatballs. That video disgusted me.
have u ever seen ELF
I can't imagine spaghetti being anyone's favorite meal but here we are I guess, haha.
@@samanthapurdy2053 You must be very sensitive then, like I don't throw up if I see someone making tacos from an Ortega kit and I'm really adamant about my tacos.
@@tinntinnamp both of your comments were unnecessary. I did not say I threw up, did I? Yes it's gross to see someone making cold spaghetti on a countertop... Doesn't mean I got physically ill, nor did I say that.
I love how Jarvis always talks like he was rushed into a studio to fill in for someone last minute
Who's the character in your PFP
@@alegria1813 Nico Di Angelo from the Percy Jackson series
@@nicodiangelo6245 I love him! As a fan
AHHHH NICO MY CHILD
lol
"uhm well, I´m Italian and real Italians- this is how you make spaghetti" Lionfield is already on they´re way with the cross
Omfg the macaroni...she's burning the holy shit out of her hands. That's like stirring your new cup of coffee with your finger. She's kind of a badass...but mostly a psychopath. The things we do for views 🤣
Lisa: *puts dead squirrel in mac n cheese*
Woman behind camera: Woah that looks so good!
Lol. Right.
Proceeds to scoop feces from a toilet and mix it w pasta shells and calls hamburger helper. "Oh wow that LOOKS delishhhh
"the best part is - everybody gets their own little portion"
Yes. There's also another handy way to do this. With this little thing called _plates and bowls_ .
or even a cup, I'll take a cup at this point
Or just dont eat.
@@boomstoom4222 out of the question
Reminds me way too much of r/WeWantPlates
But now you don’t need to clean plates? All you need is to ruin your countertop!
This reminds me of mixing several different kinds of soap and lotions together to make “potions” as a kid
This was the first video I ever say of Jarvis and that JNN segment is what made me subscribe on the spot, and then binge all his vids
A small drop of something acidic like tomato sauce sitting on a marble counter for a minute can cause a permanent stain. I would LOVE to see the 'after' video, where she scrapes this food off and realizes her huge expensive slab of marble is now stained forever
Dead ass. Not only a waste of food, but a waste of a good countertop
I am pretty sure those have an epoxy surface to protect from that, no way the marble is just left exposed and is that shiny
@@gabrielko2147 hmmmmmmm I'ma have to look into that
5:58 they put it on some other surface not the counter underneath I think?
@@lostintranslation57 people want to show off pretty things, even if they could easily be damaged. Like having a really expensive white carpet but still hosting parties and letting others drink wine while standing over it until... the inevitable spill
These women went to cold stone once and were like "I could make that my whole personality"
Lmaoooo
Hahahaha this absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy crap 😂 underrated comment
You've won comment of the day.
Thank you for making this video, I've been wondering what was going on and your so funny. Good job.
I'm just crying as I watch these people dump things on their counter and mix it. It hurts so much
if you’re tempted to do this go to the store buy all the ingredients and drop them off at your local food bank
This comment should be made and pinned under every one of the "hack" videos
You'd make more views filming a charity drive like that than spilling nachos on a counter.
Actually, food charities are much better served by money than by food, since they have buying in bulk deals and they know exactly what people need, just FYI. However, every bit helps
libby and then you throw it into the trash
@@these90svibez97 no, then you throw yourself in the trash
Even my ancestors, who served food on banana leaves are looking at this like "wtf".
Yeah, because the banana leaves are just like nature's giant plates...this is equivalent to serving it on the ground or some shit like wtf
well i mean banana leaves are kinda like plates, you can move them and kinda wash them if you want. countertops are just a hassle and unsanitary and you can’t move them
Ur ancestors are geniuses, they were living in 2045 with the plant-based disposable plates
Same, my ancestors be using their hands for that crap and they're still cleaner than this woman. How does one go from 2021 to 500BCE this quick? Her speed of using caveman tactics is unmeasurable.
@@ahhh4117 i'm not even living in 2045 yet, so i don't know how their ancestors were.
i love jarvis’s chaotically awkward energy.
There are some ways you can put food on a table and have it be okay, like a party and you throw a table cover down and put bowls of dip on the table and just dump chips on the table. Messy and kinda gross/hard to clean up but it's a great way to show your guests that you are in fact white and down to party
i'm indian and i've eaten food with my bare hands for 20 years but i think today was the last day of doing that because i'm convinced i have trauma after watching these videos
Eating with your hands and doing... whatever this is is completely different things tho
@@alegria1813 pretty sure they were just joking here
This is the funniest quote in this comment section, hands down🤣
lol
@@S8kjdh65 no they were most likely talking about the him giving up eating with his hands haha
As a chef, I urge you to thoroughly heat your food before dumping it on your counter so you can avoid foodborne illnesses! That is your countertop PSA for the day. Also do not store gas in trash bags. I feel like these are the same people
Yes, but also maybe not put it on the counter at all
Ah yes, how about using plates because we have them.
This is clearly sarcastic 🤦🏽♀️
U have the coolest job ever. I want to be a chef too
@@TheGeocachingChef I feel like everyone watching this video is over the age of 9 years old, we all SHOULD know that you're being sarcastic.
I love that this started during the pandemic and itès like serving communal food for lots of people all mixed together with your bare hands.
20:15 THE TABS
That lady is 100% just rage baiting views on purpose.
*Pour 3 massive jars of Prego
*Make a mess she calls spaghetti
"Don't you know I'm Italian"
*Uses canned f*cking parmesan
And those are def the meatballs that you buy frozen in a bag
Im Italian and I had to pause when she said this is how you actually make it
@@hinatanaki9120 only freshly ground parmesan, only fresh
@@michigangarnet3804 so many things wrong
She's that one kid to mix her chocolate milk with her fries at school
I’m sorry, what fucking school did you go to?
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?????? DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN A SMALL JUNGLE COMMUNITY WITH VERY FEW RESOURCES AFTER YOUR PLANE CRASHED?
Yeah that was me
god, middle school flashbacks. i was friends with kids who made monsterous mixes of greenbeans, potatoes, chocolate milk and apple sauce with carrot pieces from a carrot they smashed into the table corner, into one lunch tray.
then we'd leave it there for the poor lunch ladies to pick it up and throw it out.
i regret being in that middle school.
@@xenic5227 lol thats so true
Idk what it is about this video but it’s just incredible I keep coming back to it for some reason
My dad's grandma in Kentucky who was a young adult during the great depression used to make biscuits on the countertop but she didnt waste food like that she made and mixed the dough on the counter and used it all this other stuff is ridiculous. Also I've been to Italy and my grandpa was raised by Sicilians and this is definitely not how they make spaghetti
They're the type of people who would get returned by a kidnapper
As a kidnapper, I have to agree.
@@gretathuumberg 👁️👄👁️
Thank you Jesus.
I have to say that made me laugh harder than I should have.
@@gretathuumberg wait a minute
Can you imagine how quickly the food cools off? Like, even ignoring everything else, that food is below room temperature by the time they're done "mixing".
Also, bacteria that lives on surfaces. For all you know someone sneezed all over that countertop and you can't tell me they don't have ants or roaches in their house if they're doing that....
Blaze it
@@URFTBOUND4LIFE Not to mention their mixing it with their bare, possibly unwashed, hands.
It wouldn't be below room temperature, it would just be room temperature
@@facelessdrone I don’t know, marble countertops get pretty cold and stay that way... I could definitely see the food getting below room temp, especially if it’s the standard room temp (68-72 F), not the literal current reading of the temp in the room.
The only food I’ve ever seen spread over a whole table or counter like this was a crawfish boil. And it was on several layers of plastic.
me after i learned that these are fetish videos:😦
“charcuterie boards are going out of style” may be the most privileged thing i’ve ever heard anyone say
Goddamn, I love me a good charcuterie board, though..
@@XOChristianaNicole really? They’re too out of style for my taste. So 2019 😒
Take a trip to Italy, there's a 99% chance you'll be served a charcuterie board at least once during your travels.
We just love them so much! Every region has at least 2 regional kind of cold cuts, and 3 regional cheese. There are 20 different regions, so that's around 40 different meats and 60 types of cheese ready for the tasting!
_It’s a fine day with you around_ 🦣🍺
@@riccardocalosso5688 Man that sounds delicious! Thanks for the insight, would love to visit some day
As an Italian, every cell in my body died, I took a walk to calm down but still I cried 4 times
My Italian heart shattered
I am very sorry, I know how it feels...
**looks over at "Mexican brownies"**
**cries in Mexican**
Whatever semblance of empathy you can extract from this, I hope it is large, I am not Italian, so I don't know exactly what you're feeling. But when she said that it's how real Italians made pasta, I felt second hand pain. have a good day
I'm not Italian but I almost threw up watching this.
It felt like not only I, a Italian, was disgusted but so was my ancestors and their ancestors
I've seen this video at least 4 times at this point but I keep rewatching it
i just love the text below the news headline at the beginning
Can u imagine if u went to ur friends house and she was just like “here’s dinner!!” and it’s a a pile of spaghetti and salad straight from the countertop 💀💀
I'd leave. Like deadass. Get up and walk out
@@emeraldtate3204 omg same it literally looks like she didn’t even heat up the sauce
@@grilledcheese4206 she didn't! Maybe she was implying that the other ingredients would heat it up
@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 That'd be disgusting, some parts would be hot and other parts would be cold.
that's not my friend
If I walked into my friend's place for a dinner party and saw that I would immediately turn around and leave.
I would unfriend them but if it was not on the counter itself and on like tin foil and not that kind of spaghetti then maybe I will stay just maybe if I am feeling nice
I would call the police cuz something is clearly wrong with them lol
then after leaving, i would eat the dirt outside the house. because that's more enjoyable then eating off the chemical stained, smooth, shiny rock.
I will unfriend her. Her subscription is cancelled.
the cold sauce straight from the jar reminds me of a friend who once invited me over for dinner. I took over the meal prep when he tried to do that
As an Italian, I can confirm that this is NOT the way you cook spaghetti
“I would never let my guests go hungry” that’s okay 😌 I’ll let MYSELF go hungry
WAIT THD SOUR CREAM PART IM SCREAMING
@@Skyexsantana Very off topic but this is a question that I can't help but ask.. wouldn't you be Desteny with *two* e's and not just _an_ e? Thank you in advance
@@vapidbrat2109 Desteny with an E as opposed to Desteny with an I. So yes, JUST Desteny with an E
@@Skyexsantana Hm, makes sense I guess, thank you 👍
Same, I'll pass on the food poisoning, thanks.
imagine getting home from an _exhausting_ day of school and you just want a _normal_ day and your mom doesn't let you go to your room till you finish eating your section of counter-top mac and cheese and you're just sobbing like "mom, please, please, i'm not even hungry" and you're fucked if you don't finish it.
Perfect material for a horror short film 😭
I pictured this and I died lmao. This is a recipe for an eating disorder
I'd run away from home that sounds horrific
This comment has me hollerin 😂😂😂dying
Mom: you gon eat this like it's ass!
13:44 dang, i really got called out. I'll have to reexamine my ways
I've been to a friends house when they did the counter thing and it was honestly awful. It was gross, it made a mess pretty much everywhere. There was no counter space for getting plates and stuff.
Using a *clean* counter to prep food isn’t that unusual for things like bread and pizza dough, but nachos and spaghetti seems a little too much for an island/counter top. Just use bowls/pots for liquidy stuff, man.
Right???
Like I made a comment earlier about how at my old college many students would just eat off the cafeteria tray to save water-since the trays got washed the same way as the plates, if you didn't need a plate, it saved water to not use one.
And like yeah, I've totally made food on my countertop when rolling out dough and stuff. But like.... This is just insane. It makes such a huge mess you'll have to clean up later. It would be way more efficient to just use a giant bowl to mix your foods and serve the food on a plate like a normal person
Right usually in restaurants you have a stainless steel counter that food can be prepared on and can be fully sanitized. Idk about the marble or fake marble countertops in regards to sanitization.... also i doubt these ladies are using restaurant-grade Q2 sanitizer between escepades
@@FIRING_BLIND we did that in college!!!!! I remember my parents visiting and thinking it was so foul
most things prepped on clean counters, like pizza dough, are baked/fully cooked after. this isn't. and even if you take special care to clean the counter, if you use chemical cleaners (which have their place), that's also a concern. if you don't use cleaners like that, you risk things not being fully sanitary enough to "eat off of," so..
You can easily sanitise with vinegar, alcohol, and other ingredients that are not toxic and absolutely will kill the microbes on that counter.