TikTok Food Hacks For Your Toilet
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Imagine being a child to a woman like this. What would that godforsaken dinner be like? "Honey, come downstairs! The toilet's ready!"
Next they are either gonna cook ravioli or some shit mixed with barbecue sauce and nachos while making in their bathtub or dishwasher
id hop out the window and run like crazy
Imagine a person grows up into thinking this is normal, so a friend invites them to dinner. Then the friend says dinner is ready and the person runs to the toilet. That friend would be mortified.
.....I can't anymore
If she has kids, idk if she does, but if she does, they’re probably being bullied for this 😭
As a dad, I feel like I should tell you, Jarvis, that there's a little knob on the pipes under your toilet tank and if you turn it, it will stop the water from overflowing. You don't have to be so scared. It's gonna be okay. :D
i have no idea why, but this has such warm wholesome dad energy. keep on dad-ing, my guy
I have too much of noodle arms to turn it 😭
Thank you wholesome dad man. :) I now feel calmer about this potential issue!
What does that have to do with you being a dad?
@@puflem he heard Jarvis was scared of the toilet overflowing and since he’s a dad, he did something dad-like; teaching an ignorant little crotch goblin the tools to overcome their fears
"This cant be fetish content!" They're eating straight from a toilet, Jarvis
yeah but the fetish part is usually whats in the toilet, not the fact its in one
They post feet content and claustrophilia content too
@@MadContenderyThey're literally moaning and talking about filling it up in the background
@@lunarna ew
The fetish stuff is very clearly secondary at best. Look at the engagement and well over 99% are either freaking out over how horrible it is, laughing at the people freaking out, or simply stating "it's a fetish" without explaining where all the fetish people are. Unless anyone's willing to raise their hand, the only people left are the ones pointing out it's a fetish in their eyes.
I’m gonna have to expose myself a lil here. So I draw fetish art, and I happen to know that there are a LOT of people that have kinks involving women doing stuff similar to this. I’ve seen a lot of these videos and they align pretty well with things I’ve seen/heard about. There’s a few “clothes hacks” where they’re nearly undressed in public which is pretty self explanatory, but the eating out of the toilet, being covered in food, the general gluttony involved, are all kinks/related to kinks. The fact that these are more or less hidden in plain sight is definitely part of it. I doubt that they’re completely ignorant to what they’re doing.
And the amount of feet on their vods...
It's not a fetish or kinks, It's just plain disgusting stupidity.
Oh my god this just unveiled a whole new layer to these nasty ass videos
@@fovosprodromus5020 Narcissists do crazy stuff to get views.
I hate that the wonderbread guy comes to mind
“My other mug is a toilet bowl” seems like something you’d see on a dog’s water dish
I'd buy that dog bowl.
Omg this comment 💀
Someone make this!!
I'm mad that this is so accurate
Patent that
To be fair, if my friend was the toilet bowl punch lady and she offered me punch I would ask how she made it every time
I would never be friends with a person like that.
I'd be like, "What did you put in this?!"
I can imagine them going, "You mean what did I put this in?"
Im gonna start asking that at public gatherings, can never be too safe
😂
@@donaldbaird7849 people did go crazy after COVID
Not to be *that* person, (because I know the health risks are worse) but my grandpa is a retired plumber and all the non toilet-safe materials she’s throwing in there are literally going to ruin every part of her plumbing. Like sinks, shower, everything. Like the actual tens of thousands of dollars it’ll cost to fix the entire house’s plumbing can’t possibly be worth it.
Um, what are you talking about, being THAT person, lol? You just shared very important information regarding plumbing that honestly adds yet ANOTHER layer to the mind numbing, wastefulness and utter stupidity that are those videos! Thank you for sharing and adding value to the discussion, because Jesus fucking Christ I'd probably scream knowing the level of damage being done to my plumbing system if my kid wanted to be stupid and emulate this dumb shit just because they saw it on social media, SMFH!
i literally came to the comments hoping someone with plumbing knowledge would chime in so thank you
You are not that person. You are someone who gave some information that further proves how stupid these guys are
they have the pipes leading directly into the tubes they grow the counter top ladies in
@@STARSAPPHIRE91 I can attest to kids doing things like that. One of my friends literally put a LIT FIRECRACKER down his toilet...I'm sure you can imagine how that turned out
I think seeing this Toilet Lady made me appreciate the Counter Top Ladies just a LITTLE more
Like, it's still gross and unsanitary, but if I had to choose between eating food off a counter or from A GODDAMN TOILET, the counter sounds real appetizing
Toilet lady is countertop nacho lady
This sounds like a saw game
Theyre the same friend group
I wouldn't have much problems if it was the part you sit on instead of the actual Bowl, however it's still disgusting
Ya I mean you can CLEAN a counter. Not so for a TOILET.
the amount of food waste angers me. like its not smashing a watermelon from up high, its pouring gallons of milk down a toilet alongside buckets of ice cream. like its so upsetting and disgusting because you know they arent eating any of that
while there’s kids dying from lack of food. fuck these people.
@@eyerenesbitch to be fair, the kids starving weren't gonna have access to that milk and ice cream.
While I do agree that this is wasteful and fucking gross and unnecessary, that statement you just said is the epitome of hypocritical statements.
@@THEPELADOMASTER no shes basically saying that they are taking it for granted and wasting it
@@madisonsylura825 yeah, I know. And I agree. But it's also the worst way of saying it, as if implying that not wasting this food could've helped starving kids to not die. That's just not true.
Bringing up starving kids is always hypocritical. Like, sure, they're wasting food. But what are YOU doing about the starving kids?
99.9% of the time, the answer is "jack shit".
If this happens to be the 0.1%, then I sincerely apologize, they got me in my own argument. Otherwise, just don't bring up starving kids.
@@THEPELADOMASTER Not a lot of people do much to help starving children because everything we've got goes to keeping our own families fed. They obviously have the resources to help but don't. Maybe instead of dumping food down the toilet, they could donate that money to charity. Hell, I'd be less mad if they donated a good amount of the proceeds from these videos to charity. Or maybe they could give an underprivileged kid an awesome birthday by buying them all the snacks they instead dumped in the toilet. I'm just spit balling here but the point is that these people take the wealth that many people can only dream of, flush it down the toilet, and profit while adding nothing good to the world.
"capitalism breeds innovation"
the innovation in question:
Best comment.
LMAO LITERALLY
holy shit yes
I feel like some people think that simply "doing something new" counts as "innovation."
Yep. Think of social media. It's absolute disposable garbage content.
There's this weird experiment I saw, where a bunch of people used the exact same recipe to make several batches of brownies in different shapes, but one of the shapes was dog poo, and then they served them all at a party. And even though the people KNEW it was a brownie and could smell it was not poo, they still didn't want to eat it because it was associated with poo. So like... even if it's an unused, perfectly clean toilet, just by being a toilet it looks gross.
"claim it's a fetish thing" ....keep being that innocent Jarvis
“A toilet is not a blender” has the same exasperated yet profound energy as Judy Dench’s “A dog is not a cat”
@Payton Frens FRRRR
see now i'm thinking, in the context of this video, that she had to say that bc someone was using their dog as a cat. Shoves little cat ears over the dog ears. Only feeds it cat food. Screams at it to "meow goddamn it" every time the mailman comes through
@@honestlythough7250 It’s actually from the movie CATS, based on the stage muscial, which is based on the “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats,” a children’s book of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
One of the poeme is called “The Ad-dressing Of Cats” and contains these lines:
“So first, your memory I'll jog,
And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG.” (Capitalization in the text).
The fact that we live in a world where "A toilet is not supposed to be used as a blender" is something you would have to explain to someone really makes me sad
Emphasis on never 😞
it's okay, there's plenty of smart people out there
The 500th like 👍
I think this woman knows that, I don’t believe for a second these videos are real, shes just trying to get clicks.
The future… it’s scary
“They’re one TikTok away from going to a swamp and claiming its full of chocolate milk”
Toilet Lady: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
21:28 I just want to point out how the cooking times for almost every item is vastly different and you can tell at this exact moment that the biscuit outside was all that was cooked. That meat is still disturbingly raw and pink
New title: an innocent man being pushed to the edge for 23 minutes straight.
The fact thats literally every single one of Jarvis's videos
e...edging
Sounds like it belongs on a different website
@@Bsperry hee hee
Poor Jarvis
Toilet Lady: “Wow, that’s looks so goo-“
Jarvis: “IT LOOKS TRULY VILE”
That perfectly timed cut killed me 😆
Time stamp?
@@jokashikoroi4236 21:30
what stood out to me is the ground beef is so undercooked fhskdhsj
Toilet Lady: Then the ice cream
Man holding camera: Ok
@@jojo-xk8ri Right???
Solid pink ground beef 😑
Her: “oh wow that looks delicious”
Jarvis: “truly vile”
🤣
You know their kids are petrified to have friends over
I never thought I’d have to advise someone “don’t shit where you eat” and mean it literally
More like don't eat where you shit
LOL :D underrated comment :D
“eat shit” she said in response
Imagine getting absolutely sauced at a party and rushing to the bathroom to vomit and this is just waiting to greet you once you enter.
God that's horrible thought
@@Czarbucks6146 same
Sorry but I'm vomiting on your toilet fruit punch
You run into the bathroom to vomit and then you immediately realize why you're vomiting when you find out your drink was made in the toilet
Toppings?
For some reason, Jarvis saying “Now it’s a *cold toilet*” with the wind sound effects gives me a sort of contentment I can’t explain.
I've never questioned how humanity is still thriving like I have while watching this video.
Yea, I'm ready to leave now!
“I cleaned the toilet before making this punch” oh so now all of those cleaning products are in this drink? Greaaaaaat
Honestly, that sounds more dangerous than the bacteria.
A light lemon flavoring
I feel like there are parts in a toilet you cant clean, like tubes and shit...
Edit: typo
@@joaopedrochicre4809 Yeah, like with the hair one when they flushed the toilet and her hair went into the pipe, I was like, there's no way to clean into the pipe and that is so disgusting.
I just don’t even believe that
Tiktok really brings out the worst in people my god
Hi
this is gonna be top comment
Always have been
Correct sir
All social media does
"We went to the moon"
That's an amazing thing to say when you see something outrageous. I'll be sure to use that one.
“If the water crests the bowl I’ll cease to exist”
This needs to be a phrase! :0
As someone from a third world country that went through famine and had to flee at 17 to survive, this is a special kind of upsetting. I witnessed people eating trash and hunting pigeons to eat and yet people like them waste so much precious food without a fucking second thought. I just 🙃
Well thats their money
@@a-sonicboy8177 that isn’t really the point, they should at least donate some of the money to charities that help literal starving children if they’re gonna waste all that food
@@akachickennuggets9190 oh god... You remind me of those kids that get mad at plainrock for destroying ps5's " kids in africa could play with that" "you should've given that to me" like why tf yall so mad over what people do with their money unless they hurt some one
@@a-sonicboy8177 yeah I think your missing the point of the comment.
@@bigturtlenerd3395 if some one is going to waste they should give some to people that need it
the shampoo hack is how she “cleaned the toilet” before making those drinks
💀
Hurgh...
Your are a real life villain
@@lemon4087 he's not the villian Anna is😂😂😂
@@lemon4087 I’m sorry I thought you said woman instead of villain I’m so tired
His speaking of over flowing toilets brought back a memory that shall never be lost.
I was like 3 or 4 and did this sunday school kinda thing, but it was at night. I had to go to the bathroom in between the whole bible study and playtime stuff. So I go to a urinal and being 4 was like "what if i flushed it 3 times in a row?". And then the obvious happened. It overflowed a little bit onto the floor and went down the little drain. But then, one of the kids I knew there came in, and i told him about it, and showed him. He then flushed a urinal like 10 times and it wouldn't stop flowing water for like 15 seconds. We laughed so hard but knew we could be in trouble and dashed out of there.
She would be the type of girl in school to be like “why do people wash their hands after using the bathroom??”
nothing more trustworthy than asking for a drink at a party and having the host recede into the house and retrieve it from an undisclosed location
The way you phrased it actually makes it completely mundane. You can't have absolutely everything out from the very start, at some point you gotta go get a new bottle/barrel/any kind of container of party-having-liquid. Unless your stuff is awful and the first batch never got finished.
@@joujou264 gotta mix your drinks in the backroom so the secrets of your ingredients aren't revealed! that's how drink safety works
@@joujou264 I think the fact that it was in a glass already and that they didn't bring out some kind of container that makes it weird
We were fools, we should have appreciated the countertop lady. We have provoked the enemy
They’re in cahoots with each other
We were arrogant, we didn't appreciate what we had. Now it's too late. 😂😂
‘You truly never appreciate something until it’s gone’ the countertop lady doesn’t seem so bad 😞
I wanna see a live reaction from Gordon Ramsey to the food based ones.
This is truly one of Jarvis’ funniest videos… which is upsetting because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to force myself to watch this again
she let her intrusive thoughts win
Best comment
No bc a lot of my intrusive thoughts are just random gross shit like this
@@nickythehickey That’s… the point..
@@LANEcor3 I know-?
@@nickythehickey Nevermind, I’m just tone deaf for text. My sense of humor left
Re: it being a fetish thing- the toilet Sunday lady has some more sus videos in that vein. There’s one where she’s cooking waffle iron pizza but wearing elbow length, latex skin gloves, and she does a lot of anticipation build up with the way she speaks. There’s also an element of voyerism, like her ripping off her tights in public or getting trapped in a table. Still could just be exploiting for views but I do think they’re knowingly selecting fetish adjacent scenarios.
"fetish adjacent" is probably the best way to describe it
I don't want to google this, so what does "getting trapped in a table" even mean? All I can think of is that her character model clipped through a prop and it's stuck now.
@@octochan that’s literally it. Getting trapped under a table.
@@octochan i think it's the one where she was sitting under a table and her head was sticking out of a hole at the top of the table. The fetish that that caters towards is claustrophilia.
also MAYBE i just heard what I wanted but in the full clip of the fruit punch video, after they flush it (ew) the cameraman starts talking and says wow and then (what sounds to me like:) "so sexy" , but cuts himself off to say something else. it sounds like wow....so sec-
sooooooooo
I'm still surprised how they weren't jonestowned by the toilet punch
Jonestowned is my new favorite adjective
Me: “Mom, can we stop and get a milkshake?”
Mom: “We have shakes at home..”
[toiletshakes at home]
I almost didn’t click because of the thumbnail. How can you commit such violence on a Monday?
Mama Doctor Jones, if you and Jarvis post the same day how do we know with which video we should start ? This is too much struggle on a Monday as well 😅
hello dr
my sincerest apologies
mondays
A Greg and a Jarvis Johnson viewer?? what a plot twist. Dr Jones has never been more relatable
This takes "Eat Sh*t!" to a whole new level
LMFAO
It’s normal
I’m so judging you
Also first furry
@@milktea6676 wat
@@milktea6676 *saturn*
It actually infuriates me the amount of food and stuff these people waste
13:33 gives me the same vibes as "I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet... No other reason"
“Cousin Anna is bringing the fruit punch to your birthday party this year” then she walks in with four pints of ice cream, an excessive amount of sour gummy worms, and a somewhat used toilet
"Also make sure you use graves too, they work great as a storage system."
Even worse, she doesn't bring a toilet, she just locks herself in your bathroom ands says the punch will be ready soon:))))
When she cut into that "meat pie" and I saw the hamburger I suddenly started screaming "It's raw it's raw it's raw" over and over again.
Hahaha me too! That was the first thing I looked for especially when she said "just pop it in for a few minutes"
Came to the comments just to see if anyone else screamed this!😂
Omg me too!!!
Ugh it really is raw isn't it 😂 I was hoping I was seeing things
glad to see i wasnt the only one who noticed
14:49 "Omg that is so extra" his face is priceless 😂😂😂
Watching this while plunging your toilet really just hits different
"This is not clickbait... But NOT in a good way..."
Thats what I'm here for, Jarvy baby.
:(
The only time where i wish
The thumbnail is just a clickbait.
Looking them assembling it is much
Much more worse
I remember there was a period of time when I was scraping quarters from under my couch so I could buy dinner from the dollar menu at McDonald's. With that in mind, watching this video is like some kind of dystopian nightmare of capitalism run amuck. It's like Anna is the modern day Marie Antoinette saying "let them eat toilet cake!"
“But it’s their money lol 😂 you guys can’t take a joke 😒”
Doesn’t change the fact that I fucking hate them.
@@tamiwu0346 that's the best comeback for the stupid "it's their money" argument I've ever heard 🤣 holy shit I burst out laughing.
lol
Stop looking for change
No Marie Antoinette was a kind queen. Before she was executed she apologized for failing them. She was only a teenager
I think most people can say they've probably never had to ask "how did you make this?" when being handed a drink bc you can usually trust the people you're around to not serve you drinks out of a toilet
11:17 btw if she accidentally knocked over the seat, toilet lady would have gotten a broken nose
“If this water crests the bowl, I will cease to exist”
I feel this so hard
Whenever the toilet gets clogged and the water level rises I just stare at it in defeat knowing that if it overflows I am gonna have to clean that literal sh*t
You can turn the silver knob at the bottom of the toilet to stop the water, just a hot tip lmao
@@frameturtle this is life saving knowledge
You are a hero
Pro tip: turn off the water at the back of the bowl when the water reaches panic levels. The toilet never HAS to overflow if you act fast enough. Hope this helps.
I stare at it knowing I'm going to have to burn the house down, collect the insurance, and move to a new home. I'm pretty sure that's covered by any decent policy because wtf else can you do? 🤷🏻♀️
It can overflow....and has
There is no way the girl who got her hair washed by the toilet didn’t immediately take a shower when she got home
At least 5 of em
I would have cut it off. There's not enough money in the world, and they're doing this for free smh
@@JaneDoe-po4gu the money they’re making from doing these gross things I’m sure is making sure she’s getting paid for it
@@JaneDoe-po4gu there is enough money in the world and it’s the exact amount of money they make from this bull ish
I think she shaved her head, honestly
"How did we get to this as a society.. we went to the moon" 😂idk why but i feel like this needs to be on a mug too 😂🤣
4:20 I had that once, I needed to go to the bathroom to empty my bladder and it began to storm, so when I wanted to flush, the water went higher and higher so I began to panic and was ready end my life.
.
I’m pretty upset about the food waste, I can’t waste anything or else I don’t have enough for me to eat and they just waste as if it’s nothing
I’m crying at Jarvis talking about if the toilet bowl overflows he will die and cease to exist.
Didn't lie once
is he wrong
It happened once and I understood completely
I audibly gasped when it looked like it was gonna overflow 😰😆
YES it’s the first time in so long i’ve had a genuine laugh at a youtube video
"How did you make this?"
Her friends are clearly aware of Anna's fetish.
🤣🤣🤣
God, whenever I see Jarvis’s face, all I can see is that one animation of the “Jarvis” who is obsessed with booby milk and I can’t get over it. This is my resignation from life, I cannot go on like this.
The what?
15:13 Us Aussies present to you Fairy Bread - 100s & 1000s are essential and it’s not just a dessert but socially accepted to also be eaten for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks! Good for feeding a crowd and beloved by all ages
A whole new meaning to the phrase: "Going viral".
And people thought that Gender reveal parties are the peak of Humanity
going bacterial hauahua
That was a good one.
Bacterial
Oh no
Showed this to my mom who is a plumber! She could not express her disgust, all that came out were gags at the horrible scenes, she said that "Toilet water is worse then bath water for cleanliness, so the fact that they drink it period is making me sick"
@Friendly Salamander oh god
"Toilet water is worse than bath water for cleanliness"
I.. I would hope so.
@@pandaitis0157 yeah--
@@pandaitis0157 I mean there isn't much to say about it, even from a point of expertise, its just nasty.
@@pandaitis0157 lmao I just thought the same. Like "Oh really"
I love how these awful food hacks are always these very petite women adding industrial quanitites of cheese and whip cream to everything
The fact that she can say it with a straight face makes her a true artist who fell into the wrong production company.
Imagine giving someone toilet punch and being surprised that they don’t want it
Well you see....
I cleaned it
@@Beezlebub6913 Ah, well that makes it all better. /j
@@eldritchteletubby9319 clearly
It's such a waste of food.
The amount of rage-baiting on TikTok is just incomprehensible
Didn’t think it could get worse than the toilet licker, but that’s tiktok for ya. Content that’s literally going to sh*t.
well, it works though
Thats why I just let people show me tiktoks, F*ck that app
@@user-wb5gy2jk2c stupidity is probably how most corporation farm money, infinite source, forget about renouvable energy, that's probably why education system is still kind of bad
These people: *weehoo fruit punch in toilet lol*
My dad who’s spent years fighting the poor plumbing in our house: *heavy breathing*
4:05 YES.
I feel like even if you cleaned the toilet to the point where it is gone because of all the strong acid you've soaked it in, I would still be like 'ew germs'
we meet again, brother
Even a brand new toilet straight from the factory would still be disgusting
Not to mention since the water is gone from the trap sewer gas will be coming out
@@its-amemegatron.9521 oh god...
@@em84c tbf they are clean, at least
I feel like "a toilet is not a blender" needs to be sold on coffee mugs and t-shirts now.
I would like to introduce you to zazzle.com . The place where you can custom create mugs, shirts, accessories and more. Including ones that say 'a toilet is not a blender'.
@@sleepyfox7671 i used to use that a lot back in uni!
i just love the chaotic energy wearing a shirt like that would have, 10/10
Or like... Put it in public safety signs and whatnot
“I will simply cease to exist”
Same bro, same
6:58 she’s somehow getting lice by washing her hair
"wow that looks so good"
ma'am that is literally RAW beef. that cow is still mooing. jesus christ
I grew up watching Angus cattle get branded, castrated, dehorned, butchered, etc and to know they could have been used like this feels like adding insult to injury
Mmm medium rare
@Ross With No Sauce Ha, I eat it well done. I am superior
@Ross With No Sauce True
@@acupofyeast7839 I heard something a while back that people in moderate restaurants like it when people order meat well-done cause it means they can serve lower quality meat and it will be less noticeable. Not sure if that's true (I'm not a foodie), I just rarely come across anyone who like well-done meat
I don’t know where she got it the toilet from, but when all this blows over and they try to explain themselves, just know that if they say the toilet was unused prior or brand new, they are in for a *disgusting* surprise. See, I used to work for Home Depot, and people return toilets ALL. THE. TIME. There is a 90 DAY return policy. NINETY DAYSSS! You think someone is gonna shit so much that it stains the toilet so bad in 3 months that it can’t be returned? They only undergo a visual inspection and if they have no missing components they go right back on the shelf. If it’s missing stuff, they return it to the warehouse and outfit it with the missing parts and send it back.
Also, porcelain has very small “pores” in comparison to other materials used for construction, (I.e plastics, cements) so it is touted as super anti-stain and anti-bacterial, but toilets are covered with an industrial glaze that prevents excrement from sticking, but it absorbs bacteria over time. The toilet is never really ACTUALLY clean. TBH I think this is just some obscure fetish that the rest of the world isn’t tuned into, and Rick Lax is their king and faps to it the most.
…I don’t think they’re just repackaging the used toilets.
@@theonionqueen3519 They are.
Oh god that’s disgusting
@@theonionqueen3519 Tbf, people use public toilets all the time. There's no real need to completely sanitise a toilet if it's being used for its intended purpose
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i yeah, like, ever shared a toilet with someone else before? It's not that gross if you aren't making toilet punch every time friends come over :/
I keep thinking “that lady better eat all of that food…” before realizing it would be so much more horrific if she did.
I was eating a pretty gross taco since there wasn't anything else and it was so bad that I was using ketchup to mask the taste and texture while watching this video. It made it worse. Thank you Jarvis.
This confirms we all died in December 2012 and this is hell.
I would rather this timeline be hell than a living reality
I am firmly in agreement, the Aztecs were right, the end of the world began in 2012, they didnt say it would be immediate.
I think I died in 2007
Interesting theory!
@@CaptianApe why?
As my American history teacher once said “If someone shit in my favorite mug and washed it real good I’ll never drink out of it again”
I can't help but wonder what context precluded this statement
I'm wheezing!
@@bangitybangbabang that’s a fair question
What made your teacher state something so wise in the first place
@@bangitybangbabang someone brought up drinking toilet water for some reason I don’t exactly remember
Why did I allow myself to watch all of this? Jarvis, please, never do this again.
“you saw the thumbnail”
me, who found this vid through autoplay: *oh no*
15:30 "It's churning it!!" The only thing churning is my stomach Anna
Anna: *Makes a "pie" with the meat still raw* "Oh that looks delicious!"
No Anna. NO. That's disgusting. It's not "rare" there, it's f***ing raw. Just... No. BAD TOK-TOKER!! BAD!!
ITS. F**KING RAW
Yeah like you're not meant to cook minced beef rare anyway as its more likely to contain harmful pathogens which are killed during the cooking process, but only you know, if its cooked. Even rare steak is a risk (a yummy yummy risk) but minced beef has had everything circulated through the entire thing.
*IT FUCKIN RRRRAAAAAW!!!*
I knew it!! I thought I was wrong cause I'm not used to eating rare meat, so I thought it might be a normal pink but honestly it looked way too weird beyond that-
Exactly!! When she cut into it I was like ANNA NO MA’AM THAT IS NOT COOKED. It’s so pink, it made me so uncomfortable to imagine someone eating that
That "Anna, you've done it again" part killed me.
“That’s where we’ll end it.”
Agrees as I finish tying my noose.
“It’s churning it, it’s churning it...”
Ladies and gentlemen- Willy Wonka and the Crap-olate Factory.
more like the up-chuck-olate factory
This is beautiful.
As someone who has experienced food insecurity in my past, this is honestly depressing. Donate the damn food to a food bank and get the clicks from showing yourself doing charity. That's better than this.
I have passed months in 2020 where I have been out of food for days.. and not the one where I can just buy something and be done, I do mean literally no food to eat because I can't buy some... and in Tight belt mode in weeks. There are days that I don't eat just to make sure I can break enough check to pay for everything else, using water to quench hunger and woke up in the morning with stomach acid bloating in my guts. I am extremely glad I am out of that situation now and I would pray day and night to not be in that situation ever again
I can feel that frustration from the way these people to just throws out good food like that to the bloody toilet.
You're absolutely right. At least, like, fake "being a snob and give a bunch of gourmet food to charity" for example, or some other cringe/ragebait stuff instead of this.
Forreal...it makes me so upset.
my favourite thing about these videos is how they explain what they're doing as if it's genius
You just wait until they find their septic tank.
I could have gone my entire life without knowing this existed.
Planet earth could have gone its whole life without this existing. Period.
you took the words right out of my mouth
along with my vomit probably
You could have gone your entire life without knowing that the earth is round.
What i am trying to say is yes
His full name explains everything:
Ricky Laxative
No cap these videos genuinely make me feel like I actually drank toilet water
Whats even worse is that the punch in the tank is now infested with germs and shit from going through the pipe in the mid back of the toilet to even get to the bowl which i completely doubt they could clean
*disgusting*
I had a moment of unrealistic hope where I thought that maybe, possibly, it was a new unused toilet and then they opened the water reservoir and my dreams were shattered
Maybe it was caramel sauce...? *she said unconvincingly while trying not to recall the horrors she saw*
I was literally thinking the exact same thing like "don't worry this is a brand new toilet for sure, completely new, never used before." and the video continued and my life forever changed 😭
Yeah…me too. Except I thought it was OBVIOUSLY a new toilet, and there couldn’t be any other possibility.
@@afrommation5279 as a fellow Bria, I had to tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous!
Even if the toilet is completely unused, the fact that it is connected to the sewer system is still disgusting
The moment the water started rising I genuinely went into a fight or flight mode. There's a primordial human instinct of being deathly afraid of whatever was happening in that toilet bowl
Looks like something out of a fucking horror movie
Primordial ooze
14:47 Jarvis you are so right about that
4:04
Omg that happened to me when I was five
"a toilet is not a blender" - jarvis johnson
oops
facts
@@DyslexicMitochondria sup bro! Didnt expect to find you here
I’m sorry Jarvis
I lasted 5 minutes, but even when I’m not looking at the video and am just listening to it... I can’t. I can’t bear to imagine what the fuck is happening. Now I am going to bed and hope this won’t invade my nightmares.
the sounds of the toilet flushing makes me feel so disgusted and uncomfortable
GOD I SAW THE RUST HELP ME.
Sleep well
I’m 8 minutes deep. Treacherous territory :(
same 😖😖 Jarvis is so charming but I can’t mentally or spiritually cope
Reads caption: "Wait, what?"
Watches video: "Wait, what?"
This is not an ideal situation.
The tank can be clean, the bowl can be clean, but oh, oh the pipes, those are certainly not clean