10 Minutes Of Jimmy's RUDEST Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2022
  • LETS TRY SOME RUDE STUFF!!
    We all know Jimmy has a bit of a potty mouth and loves the old toilet humour. So here is a 10-minute selection of all his best moments. For those sensitive to the ruder jokes, I'd advise not watching this.
    Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official CZcams channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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Komentáře • 229

  • @dominusetdeus060644
    @dominusetdeus060644 Před rokem +2244

    Censoring jimmy carr is like cutting out the chorus from a song

    • @brandonbroad8676
      @brandonbroad8676 Před rokem +53

      Wholly agree, it ruins the punch

    • @SorenPrime
      @SorenPrime Před rokem +15

      Exactly so cruel to the comedian

    • @Nave6W
      @Nave6W Před rokem +1

      Most songs are actually better without lyrics

    • @SorenPrime
      @SorenPrime Před rokem +13

      @@Nave6W I think you're missing the point mate it was an analogy

    • @Nave6W
      @Nave6W Před rokem +2

      @@SorenPrime nah I get it I understand- just stating my opinion on music lol. Most modern music lyrics are objectively garbage if we’re honest

  • @BDL22321
    @BDL22321 Před rokem +577

    I like that Jimmy realises hes gotten so old that he needs to clarify that he is himself in the outro.

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 Před rokem +5

      Really not sure he looks older. Maybe fitter 😅

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Před rokem +22

      Not sure it's because of age so much as the amount of work he's had done.

    • @charlottepollard-prior9482
      @charlottepollard-prior9482 Před rokem

      @@goldenpony822do you need mental help (I agree with this statement)

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Před rokem +3

      @@decodolly1535 But it's tax deductible...

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 Před rokem

      To be fair he does look a bit different lol

  • @jeremygrady1107
    @jeremygrady1107 Před rokem +15

    The "Amanda Holden"!!!
    LOL!
    I love it!

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 Před rokem +101

    10 minutes of rude jokes? Yes please

  • @jb3757
    @jb3757 Před rokem +577

    I love Jimmy, and as of today, I believe he's the best comedian alive for me.
    The jokes may sound harsh but if you listen carefully and think about it, they are in fact very refined and polished, or as I would like to call them; very professional script.
    thankfully he's young so I can enjoy his work for a lifetime.

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 Před rokem +8

      he just looks young -- it's all the plastic surgery

    • @LeSatan
      @LeSatan Před rokem +9

      @@timq6224 holy sh1t, you're right, he's 50! I thought he's 30. British men, I guess

    • @grapefruitsyrup8185
      @grapefruitsyrup8185 Před rokem +3

      It's usually the lower class of society that's liking him the most because it fits their humour. Not surprising

    • @abrb1223
      @abrb1223 Před rokem +1

      He and Frankie Boyle are fantastic, unfortunately he hasn't been doing much as of late.

    • @petercdowney
      @petercdowney Před rokem +2

      Jimmy Carr isn't young.
      He's in his early 50s - he was born in 1972.

  • @Jamie898930
    @Jamie898930 Před rokem +157

    jimmy is a legend! love his comedy!

  • @luckyjinx9474
    @luckyjinx9474 Před rokem +18

    The world needs more Jimmy Carr.

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 Před rokem +49

    Jimmy is a legend, love him!!!

  • @margaritatzaneti2802
    @margaritatzaneti2802 Před rokem +13

    Oh, the "Amanda Holden"!!!😂😂😂

  • @catguy4785
    @catguy4785 Před rokem +63

    Rude, crude and absolutely hilarious ! Carry on.

  • @fugotheghoul7106
    @fugotheghoul7106 Před rokem +48

    watch a live show every night before sleeping, i completely love this stuff :)

  • @zackshick11
    @zackshick11 Před rokem +16

    This 10 minutes wasn't nearly long enough. I need more...

  • @vincentb2975
    @vincentb2975 Před rokem +100

    Bleeping is sooooooo useless, everybody knows what is Being sad.
    And it just focuses extra attention to the word.
    Please do not bleep, its not like the bleeped words are the offensive parts of the story

    • @stanleyadams4801
      @stanleyadams4801 Před rokem +14

      Its because CZcams wont remove the adverts so he gets no money, its ridiculous but

  • @user-gd7fx4jf5c
    @user-gd7fx4jf5c Před 9 měsíci +6

    Brutal humour at it’s finest Mr Carr ⚡️

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +108

    "There's a boy trapped down a well?"
    If she's as big as a well down there, you're in no danger of getting stuck.

  • @johnrobinson7148
    @johnrobinson7148 Před rokem +46

    Spiderman might be grossest thing I've heard..well played that man 🤣

    • @MaxVerhaag
      @MaxVerhaag Před rokem +2

      ever heard of the alaskan snowdragon?

  • @notme6071
    @notme6071 Před rokem +9

    Killin it man.

  • @AnneliFyhr
    @AnneliFyhr Před 15 dny

    Best ever with Jimmy Carr is when he goes haha... When he realises. 😁
    Love it.

  • @sergelegault6027
    @sergelegault6027 Před rokem +18

    I'll be buttering the baking tray the old-fashioned way from now on

  • @DarthAlston
    @DarthAlston Před 5 měsíci +1

    Love your work Jimmy. Merry Christmas pal

  • @frankmayer559
    @frankmayer559 Před rokem +84

    I like that he is saying all the things, most people would definitely not say, especially while standing on a stage…
    It’s pure, it’s funny, sometimes it’s educating (thanks for warning me from the Snowboard) and i love the interactions with people in the audience, that end in kind of a roasting…
    Keep up your humor, we definitely need it!

  • @kingcaliph5135
    @kingcaliph5135 Před rokem +65

    Stop censoring the videos

    • @synsoul3499
      @synsoul3499 Před rokem +1

      no

    • @vec306
      @vec306 Před rokem +1

      Yes

    • @yaazarai
      @yaazarai Před rokem +9

      Blame CZcams. Not Jimmy.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Před rokem +1

      @@yaazarai Jimmy don't even manage this acc, bruh 💀

    • @BigMcDoogie
      @BigMcDoogie Před rokem +2

      Pointless censored and there is plenty of uncensored stuff of Jimmy on here. It’s not like we don’t know the words and kids shouldn’t be watching it anyway… up to parents to ensure kids have appropriate managed access

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 Před rokem +5

    Jimmy is so awesome it's untrue and he is so aware of the implications of his jokes - eg educated

  • @kenoath6846
    @kenoath6846 Před rokem +8

    Buffering the old baking tray 😂😂😂😂

    • @Reploidx9
      @Reploidx9 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Buttering*

    • @jaapaap123
      @jaapaap123 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Reploidx9 Yeah, but he's watched a little too much porn ;)

  • @stillbrian9448
    @stillbrian9448 Před rokem +23

    Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr and Jimmy Carr. Need them to do something together

  • @antonbonthuyzen3273
    @antonbonthuyzen3273 Před rokem +13

    You deserve every penny comedy is hard work

    • @dazlock4491
      @dazlock4491 Před rokem +3

      He gets every penny, even though the tax man tries to take some back

  • @tenaciousleeee
    @tenaciousleeee Před rokem +5

    got tickets to the Edmonton show in June 2023 SOOO damn excited!

  • @MiniSoot
    @MiniSoot Před 9 měsíci +4

    goddammit i just gave jimmy carr money by watching this

  • @007racing
    @007racing Před rokem +2

    Outstanding

  • @TwoSixThrealist
    @TwoSixThrealist Před rokem +9

    3:40🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true!!

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte Před rokem +32

    Jamaica!
    Also, censoring Jimmy Carr is bullshit.

    • @henrytheturnip
      @henrytheturnip Před rokem

      Jamaica? No she came on her own.
      I'll see myself out.

  • @komshobu2
    @komshobu2 Před rokem +75

    Bleeping Jimmy Carr? Really?

  • @jameshowland7393
    @jameshowland7393 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Brilliant!

  • @qataribananahamock1495
    @qataribananahamock1495 Před rokem +2

    The Amanda Holden 😃😂🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @metjammer4403
    @metjammer4403 Před rokem +21

    Brilliant, as usual. The new hair, tho…

  • @uncleshaggy5924
    @uncleshaggy5924 Před rokem +14

    Thumbs down for the censor!

  • @frankmartel3428
    @frankmartel3428 Před rokem +2

    French Canadian here and its lovely Hahaaaa

  • @lithyantos3842
    @lithyantos3842 Před rokem +8

    The Spiderman delivery is ok but Patrice O'Neal was amazing. Very surprised Jimmy didn't opt for the Chicken Cutlet.

    • @naadde
      @naadde Před 9 měsíci

      Patrice O'Neal is the gold standard. The Coca-Cola of comedy.

  • @MyTubeSVp
    @MyTubeSVp Před rokem +11

    Went to the show in Brussels last week : hilarious ! 👍

  • @terilward59
    @terilward59 Před rokem +6

    his laugh is what makes him funnier!!

  • @jorgie169
    @jorgie169 Před rokem

    DO A VAGAS TOUR! Love ya buddy!

  • @WhosHandsome
    @WhosHandsome Před rokem +19

    @Jimmy Carr Really?? Censoring videos is BS! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @sharksrcbash
    @sharksrcbash Před rokem +1

    Liked & Subscribed

  • @RobertKohut
    @RobertKohut Před rokem +3

    Too funny... :-)

  • @jcdisci
    @jcdisci Před 4 měsíci

    Reminds of Faces -"Ya, I'll pay your cab fare, you can even use my best cologne. Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up!"

  • @cybrim1
    @cybrim1 Před rokem +1

    How has this man not been sainted yet?

  • @HakendaNatan
    @HakendaNatan Před rokem +1

    good

  • @jamesyarker2862
    @jamesyarker2862 Před rokem +3

    Hilarious jimmy. You have to come to Australia to tour mate!

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Před rokem +12

    Well my perineum is probably a worse looking area because my daughter needed to rip that during her birth. Oh and that was the second worse pain I've ever experienced. Recovering from Neurosurgery was a living nightmare and lasted a lot longer. I have watched all your shows on Netflix more than once and I always laugh. Thank you, Mate

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před rokem +1

    Lmfao omg

  • @JContheGoldCoast
    @JContheGoldCoast Před 11 měsíci +1

    Funny funny guy

  • @Aviation789
    @Aviation789 Před rokem +2

    I loved watching this short comedy show, however I was eating breakfast while listening to this filth. 😂😂

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat Před rokem +12

    I'm guessing if certain words weren't bleeped people would have to verify their age to watch it.
    If CZcams thinks I'm going to give them a copy of my ID they are very much mistaken.

    • @shmendrickswamii5914
      @shmendrickswamii5914 Před rokem +1

      Million dollar idea. CZcams should start a version that's just for kids. So adults can watch stuff without every 7th word getting bleeped.

  • @Seal143
    @Seal143 Před rokem

    8:11

  • @BL4CK0UT17
    @BL4CK0UT17 Před rokem

    Rudest jokes…. I’m all in before it’s even started.

  • @opgeweldig5986
    @opgeweldig5986 Před rokem +2

    The best humor, and in my eyes the definition of humor, is to take something really bad, let’s say a funaral or any kind of abuse, child, house or whatever, and make this serious stuff funny with a sensitive, right on the edge, joke.. Because a lot of people sadly are familiar with these, situations, with a sense of humor it will make these situations much less painfull. Okay, I can’t imagine what people in these situations experience, but when you seek the border of jokes, it will become funny. After all, comedy isn’t about hurting people or makkng people feel bad, it is about making feel people better and give them a little joy, even with the darkest and hardest jokes. It’ about turning that sad moment into something to laugh about… However rude jokes are in comedy, it is never meng to hurt people, and jimmy carr is absolutely the best in these rude jokes, which sometimes go over the edge, but where never ment to be hurt someone on s personal level! Abd that’s what I love; making jokes which are very much on the edge of acceptable!
    PS: I’m from the Netherlands and really want to apologize for my poor English writing😢. Hope the most of you will understand my point….

  • @edgingjogo
    @edgingjogo Před rokem +4

    His laugh sounds like a CZcamsr called StampyLongNose. It's so cute!

  • @007racing
    @007racing Před rokem

    Spiderman is a common occurrence in tge British army these days

  • @Second_Amendment
    @Second_Amendment Před rokem +1

    quick laughs

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 Před 11 měsíci +2

    How can you have censored 'rude bits'?

  • @harm7602vicount-Visconti

    Beeping Carr is like reading the transcripts from Trump’s Mar a lago secret files

  • @thecleanercurtis4370
    @thecleanercurtis4370 Před rokem +2

    Funniest man I've ever watched.
    From Australia xxxxx

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- Před rokem

      He's not from Australia. ;)

  • @NoosaHeads
    @NoosaHeads Před 7 měsíci +2

    The bleeping is a ridiculous absurdity.

  • @kjsd3201
    @kjsd3201 Před rokem +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @fntm182
    @fntm182 Před měsícem

    speaking of queefs... his laugh

  • @mesirionyeemmanuel2842

    Lmao

  • @stavrospapadimitriou7631

    This video does not need puritanical beeps!

  • @superstormday993
    @superstormday993 Před rokem +1

    😂😂😂

  • @sonnykristiansen5561
    @sonnykristiansen5561 Před rokem +2

    I fucking hate when something is beeeped!!

  • @newman653
    @newman653 Před rokem +1

    Bleeping out words !! Come on man .

  • @fbi9009
    @fbi9009 Před rokem +1

    dude that scottish woman had some fucking BICEPS on her

  • @shragamildiner8472
    @shragamildiner8472 Před rokem +3

    Why would you censor it

  • @ddnn974
    @ddnn974 Před rokem +2

    Laughs at others’ Botox, ends up loading his own face with that crap

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa Před rokem +1

    You're welcome, Jimmy

  • @jacrispybbq
    @jacrispybbq Před rokem

    Jimmy vroom vroom

  • @golddarren140
    @golddarren140 Před rokem +7

    Don’t sensor it

  • @roybjork1034
    @roybjork1034 Před rokem +3

    I would like to hear how he sounds after the censorship in Saudi Arabia! maybe a long beep or like sending morse code!

  • @BrakeCleanerRlz
    @BrakeCleanerRlz Před rokem +1

    stampylongnose is ruder than I remember

  • @omalor
    @omalor Před rokem +2

    I'm sorry to say I still don't get the joke that starts at 6:40

  • @-_James_-
    @-_James_- Před rokem +1

    Who's the child with the beep button?

  • @gustabeumer688
    @gustabeumer688 Před rokem +1

    Why would i listen to rude jokes ? Half the world's inhabitants or more are rude.

  • @drewledge-re6vv
    @drewledge-re6vv Před 10 měsíci +1

    Jimmy Jimmy, stealing Patrice's spiderman joke. Ah, tax evasion then joke stealing, what's next?

  • @built2spillit
    @built2spillit Před rokem

    I love the view 🥳

  • @Bravemouth2
    @Bravemouth2 Před rokem +2

    Why are there beeps ?? Wtf?

  • @Its_Katyusha232
    @Its_Katyusha232 Před rokem

    Nadia: aim bot

  • @Airehcaz
    @Airehcaz Před rokem +1

    Awww come on, what’s with the censorship here?

  • @NanoTLG
    @NanoTLG Před rokem +1

    why are there beeps in this vid?

  • @MarceloYuri
    @MarceloYuri Před rokem +2

    Why were there bleeps? Felt wrong.

  • @jrssww
    @jrssww Před 6 měsíci

    Cu** grunt 😂

  • @kennethalbert4653
    @kennethalbert4653 Před rokem +1

    Gotta admit.... I don't get the collar and cuffs joke ??

    • @kikass1997gaming
      @kikass1997gaming Před rokem

      Basically, the cuffs refer to a woman’s pubes, and the collar refers to her hair. So, if a woman shaves her pubes and wants the collar to match the cuffs, she would shave her hair and be bald.

  • @davidscott9772
    @davidscott9772 Před rokem +1

    I couldn't keep watching it due to the sensoring. Litteraly no point posting this with the beeping.

  • @laggygamerp2664
    @laggygamerp2664 Před rokem +1

    Bro thinks he’s making money from this video 🤦🏿‍♂️😂

  • @iveneverseenahealthyvegan.9885

    Your laugh spoils you and puts me off listening..
    Do a poll, they will all agree for you to tell jokes and keep quiet....

  • @colinspasm3329
    @colinspasm3329 Před rokem

    4:01 Liz Truss?

  • @js0988
    @js0988 Před rokem +2

    Were are the rude jokes????

    • @dusermiginte4647
      @dusermiginte4647 Před rokem

      ....??????????????????????????????????????????????????"questionmark"??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • @MirunaIordachescu
    @MirunaIordachescu Před 11 měsíci +1

    Well, I watch your video but I use adblock ... so ... no money from me

  • @laurieberry162
    @laurieberry162 Před rokem

    I don’t want to make a comment about this man so this all I will say.

    • @dirkandi
      @dirkandi Před 9 měsíci

      But you did, idi.t!

  • @resque1122
    @resque1122 Před rokem +5

    If sex jokes were to be removed from comedy, his whole career would collapse.

  • @geoffreylee5199
    @geoffreylee5199 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Tell them about Rodeo Sex …

  • @ricksimon9867
    @ricksimon9867 Před rokem +1

    Title is missing a c. These are crude jokes.