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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
"That's the offer, take it or leave it."
'I'll leave it.'
"No, wait..."
Seriously, I've never seen that threat work. Why do people even do it?
Always leave it.
*Alright listen here you little shit*
My cousin did that to me when we played 6 hours of monopoly. He was trying to help himself but it ended up helping me.
*alright listen here you little shit*
No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
How does she know she will get pregnant on the first try
Or know if she will have a girl
She's stealing a whiskey bottle, a fancy free meal, a man's dignity and other narcissistic things that she feeds upon, either way. I think she's good with the outcome either way.
Plot-twist: she's on birth control! and just wants to rip-off men and their dignity, feed upon controlling them, then sadistically have fun threatening them with child support for an imaginary child a year later, extorting them financially and living off of that without actually working a day in their life.
Don't know mate
Ovulation prediction tests?
Maybe she's planning on being able to do this over and over again until she does get pregnant.
First lady: **has baby girl**
"Okay, let's name her Emily. I've always wanted to name a girl that."
**Hands baby back to doctor**
"Okay, I'm done with it."
LMAO WHAT THE UFKC XD
i feel attacked right now đ đ€Łđ đ€Ł
What happens when the baby is a boy? đ
She said "Promptly proceeding the deed." Doesn't that mean before?
@@pollypockets508 no, âprecedeâ means before.
âProceedâ means to move forward.
But in that context, I think they meant the first one. Just spelled it incorrectly! đ
"I demand you say sorry for making my daughter cry"
"Fine, I'm sorry your mother made a promise she had no way of actually fulfilling" what is it with these people and trying to use their kids as pawns? Like claiming "I already promised my child" is supposed to make YOU the arsehole instead of them, even though supposedly they're the one who promised their child something they couldn't follow through on in the first place
@K9 I love it when American's say "y'all", it's kind of sexy
@@bridgetmadden5716 you'd love the southern states thenđ€Ł
I'm an online tutor and a parent once accused me not caring about her children's progress when I refused to grant her request of getting a 50%+50%+20%+coupon+extra discount+"commitment" to not raise my rate. That'd amount to perhaps around $7 per hour per child (and I have to pay commissions and fees on that) and she sends both of her children to an international school ($$$).
@@hilaryhongkong Its so weird when rich people get petty over money
Itâs either something about kids, or something to do with dying of some disease, or their kid deserves whatever the item is.
The first lady sounds like she might sue you if she has a boy.
Pretty sure she would
Yup probs
ikr
Yep.
Fr
The first lady apparently don't know that the chance of getting a boy is 50%
In my family, the chances of getting a boy is 50.0000% so it isnât always TrUuuu
Matantsa 50.0000% is the same as 50%
Also the chances are the same for every human with small differences
@@matantsa4928 But... you just put on more zeroes..?
@@mrono1910 OK boomer
Eya Chakroun only boomers has a pfp of a real person so OK BOOMER
đđ I love how his voice went from annoying lady to manly "ITS ME AGAIN WHY U MAKE ME PAY 500".
My fave thing about the guy wanting a brunette or blonde woman actually spelled those correctly, he just spelled them the masculine way in French đ
Now you know why he wants an intelegent woman. đđđ
But he didn't want her to be " supper tall". Not sure what that means. Too tall to eat supper?
To all the creepy/nice guys who claim they respect women, here's a tip: If you have to advertise how much you respect women, it means you don't
IM A NIIIIIICE GUY. m'lady. đ
THIS. Fucking this. Telling yourself you respect women and that youâre a nice guy means nothing unless you...actually *are* a good person.
@@joshualangdon6010 I'm too special and quirky for nice guys, because I'm not like other gurls looool
@@Alexandra-rb7ju lol. *tips my fedora *
unfortunately, often too true.
The 3rd conversation from the Snowboard guy killed me. Couldn't stop laughing from the gay jokes
He had no chill that was fâin hilarious
Ye, I canât agree more lol
No one else like this post, it has 69 likes!
Deadass lol
Those gay jokes got me aroused sadly
Props to the Snowboard guy for turning the tables on that other guy at least 20 times.
Good thing for the computer guy that he wasnât brought to court over this. But can you imagine the look his attorney would have given him when OP would show the evidence while on the stand? Pricelessđ
THAT SNOWBOARD GUY IS LEGIT DROPPING Lâs ON THE GUY LMAO
NOODLE BONES
The balls in mouth comment had me laughing. So many burns.
Some killer burns. Thereâs gotta be more of this crazy CB right? xD
"Straight off a mfer's ass and getting homesick" had me dead
Are those two gonna like hatefuck or what
I wanna be Snowboard Dude's friend. He seems like a real good and chill man.
sad potato ur gay arenât you
@@mrono1910 I am a lesbian.
sad potato and im homosexual
Nice to meet you fellow minority
He sounds fun as well
miggee47 _ it is?
Is anyone else astounded by rslash ability to not laugh their ass off while reading " I could hold you down and put my balls in your mouth and you couldn't do anything about it"???? Because I burst out laughing đđ€Ł
"ok calm down Dwight Schrute"
he always knew.
When?
CB: $2.
OP: Itâs $100.
CB: YOU RUINED MY CHILDâS CHRISTMAS!!!
not to sound cliche, but Christmas isnât just about gifts.
Also, not snowboard guy's problem that asshat didn't save up enough money prior to Christmas to get a snowboard. He doesn't owe him shit. He's a stranger.
Christmas is about getting a break before having to worry about either what you got on your finals or worrying about taking your finals for students at least
I had someone say that to me once. I said, Oh I'm horribly sorry your childs whole christmas hangs in the balance of this 1 single gift. sounds like you need to teach them a lesson in accepting disappointment. yeah, that was a good time laughing at the 45 minute spew of hate that came after that.
FUNTASTIC Sisters youâre not cliche itâs true
Shit
"Oh I'm sure you'll be around too" is such a powerful statement to use for when someone says you will go to hell for being gay
Honestly if being gay or LGBT is the only requirement to go to hell, I won't be there but ik it'll be fabulous lol
@@vick7868 Hell's where all the good music and edgy but funny comedians are too, don't forget that. Also Pokemon TCG tournaments and D&D campaigns, and videogames, and how many good movies and TV shows again? Hell's where it's at, Heaven is just a retirement home and the only draw it has is the giant dog park. (Because we all know where the good bois all go.)
@@neoqwerty Man... if being gay is the only requirement for going to Hell then imma be missing out on some awesome shit apparently đ
@@neoqwerty hell seems pretty good tbh
@@vick7868 Just not believing in God automatically sends you to Hell
Aaah, yes. Having a baby is so much fun, specially when you lack the money to support it and even buy essential things. What a joy
bless the lady who gave her 40 bucks for nothing it was so sweet but that choosing beggar probable stopped her from being so kind
Next they're like - "Wow thanks for ruining my Christmas. I am a single mother and I promised my daughter I will give her a 45$ something. Hope you feel happy after making my daughter cry...."
No Gratitude đĄđĄđĄđĄ
@@mysteryGuySaysHi Right, the audacity of some people
If I finally gained so much faith in humanity to give an online stranger 40 bucks, this would definitely make me lose it.
How many respects can we give Snowboard Man. HES THE BEST
Give snowboard man needs 420 respects
He gud
justawaffle no they deserve more
Anime Lover4life you wouldnât get it man
give snowboard man 5000 likes
"defamation of character"
jude Judy's voice in my head:'the best defence against a defamation claim is truth'
Thundermikeee you spelled judge wrong
That evil Reddit monster literally WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!!!!!â ïž
@@Skooter-ko1yj no no no they are talking about Jude Judy, you know, like Judge Judy but has something against Gs
can we all respect how well this guy does voices for these people?
âMUST BE INTELEGENTâ
ChoosingBeggar 2020
CURSED PFP, CURSED PFP, ABORT!
The irony is that the guy didnât have the intelligence to spell intelligent correctly xD
The guy with the snowboard- HIS COMEBACKS ARE GOLDEN
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS I COMPLETELY AGREE BRO
Yeah theyre great
I agree to much đ
Yep.^^
CRISPY golden
That OP selling the snowboard is a comeback master. âThatâs assuming you can reach past my chest.â
What about the "Dwight Schrute" comeback tho. He seems to have a comeback for every single situation. Either he planned it or he has an unparralled ability to come up with not only SMART, but PASSIVE AGRESSIVE things on the fly.
@@evangonzalez3363 or he may just not respond until he's thought of a decent réponse
@@evangonzalez3363 I don't get the chest or Dwight schrute! I don't get it. None of it. I know he's from the office but what does that have to do with bear gay stuff?
@@antoniocasias5545 The chest is probably because he said he's 6ft4 (I remember 6ft being 183cm in metric so that should be really TALL)
@@devilmethewitch2024 oh I see. 2 1/2 cm is an inch. So 193CM
Why do people think that saying "it's for christmas" makes a difference
Maybe there are some poor bastards that would make it cheaper cause of that. Its a cheap negotiation tactic
âOk calm down Dwight Schruteâ
BEST. LINE. EVER
Optimist: The Glass is half full
Pessimist: The Glass is half empty
Realist: The Glass is halved
Choosing Beggar: The Glass is free for me and me only
Lol
Smartass: actually the glass is completely full half with water half with air
@@blablablablabla1475 Everyone: *obliterates smartass*
@@davidthecommenter good call, how to act when you encounter one irl tho?
@@blablablablabla1475 ignore em if you can
You can't illegally record text messages, they are recorded automatically.
ImaNerdANDaGeek shhhhh.. stop using logic.. it will scare the choosing beggars away
@@BradenBest i cant read this
@@vesiherne197 I defined defamation, gave examples, showed how the logs aren't defamation, and then made a cheeky nod to sex tapes.
@@BradenBest hmmm
I trust you because you're a Nerd AND a Geek.
snowboard man, snowboard man, you're now the love of my life
snowboard man, snowboard man, you've shown me the light.
Apon HIRE? Is she getting a boyfriend or an employee
This woman is seriously crazy
If you want his kid but not him, how messed up are you?
Welcome to planet Earth đ©đ©đ©đ©
Giver her credit! She doesnât just want his kid, she wants his child support money
I swear all these beggars starts out with "IT'S NOT EVEN FOR ME, ITS FOR MY SON, YOU REALLY WANNA RUIN HIS CHRISTMAS?" no one cares about your kid dude
So true, they are lucky these people politely refused, I'd be cussing them out for their stupidity
Big Rosat
Middle of summer "ItS fOr mY KiDs ChRiStMaS"
The top two excuses choosing beggars give:
1. "I'm a single parent!"
2. "Come on, it's for my kid for Christmas!"
Sometimes both
3. "I/my (friend/relative) has cancer!"
I would say "So? My mom raised 3 kids by herself."
Christian Kopet maybe they should start charging more for every crotch goblin mentioned. You have three kids? All right thatâs 3X the price. đ§
I just heard a story about a Karen berating a single mother. So I guess Karens only care when they're the single mothers?
That dude said âMUST BE INTELEGENTâ because he sure isnât!
âF-ing bundle of sticks!â
CB: "I don't even know why I f*cking messaged you..."
Me: "Then why did you message him in the FIRST PLACE?!"
Why are you asking? He literally just said he doesn't know.
If you really want to know, you might have to find two brain cells for him to rub together, so he can figure it out.
Maybe he's flirting with the guy
*why meme plays*
To try to extort someone selling a $280+ item for $85. "I can't do more than 85" ..later.. "I can do 150"
Also, here's the true mark of someone who is terrible with money: "I can barely make rent and I need to get a good christmas present". He might be kicked out of his home in the winter, and his priority is an expensive gift?? Lol. GL
Because thatâs what trolls be like LOL
The snowboard guy was so patient, props to him
And his responses at the end were gold
Yeah, heâs a really patient âbundle of sticksâ.,đđđđđđ that part took me out!!!đ
patient person would not instantly bark on a person they know are chosing beggar. Tho, his comebacks were very entertaining to watch
"Dwight schrute" LMAO I DIED
The two dudes in the snowboard story have great chemistry lmfao
18:14 I'll never forget the most kindness I've ever faced in my life. I'm not a choosing beggar; I was at the grocery store in the United states buying supplies for my mother after my dad passed away as even though she's lived here for a long ti.e she's still uncomfortable speaking English to strangers and is too proud to admit she cant understand. (She had a brain tumor in 1995 and mentally was never the same.) I reach the checkout when I realize the card my mother gave me is missing. Trying not to cause a scene (even though my 4 year old had no problem announcing loudly what was going on) and fighting tears of embarrassment I begin to put back the groceries. I had just enough US cash to buy food for my mom to eat the next day, then as if an angel from heaven, a man approached my son (which initially freaked me out) and asked him if he was helping his mommy run errands. Bold and brass as ever, he announced loudly, "my mommy told grandma that we would bring her food." We are not destitute but, I was incredibly embarrassed at not being able to feed my family for the first time in my life when the man stopped the cashier from scanning the items for return. He purchased my entire cart and I couldn't thank him enough. It was very recent but I don't believe I will ever forget his kindness.
I would never in my life have asked someone else to buy us food and I do not expect anything like that to happen again, but I am flabbergasted by the grace that was shown to me that day. I have traveled the world (my parents work in petrochemical and we moved to the US for positions at NASA) but I can honestly say the kindest person I ever met was a quiet unassuming man in south eastern Texas.
Aww that's nice.
i was ten and at the store buying a few errands for my mom, and i really wanted this cute headband. but as it turns out there's not enough and i was ready to put it back until an elderly lady gave me a couple dollars to pay for it. that lady was so sweet and i wish i could've paid it back.
That's so nice,
God bless that man. I hope your family is doing well! â€ïž so cute!!!
âokay, calm down Dwight Schruteâ must be the best response yet
âMUT BE BLOND OR BRUNETâ
Me a smart asian: Are you challenging me?
Also:
â$200 vacation! Only Thailand will fit that budget!â
I am thai and thats super insulting. I have went to Thailand a few times and its super pretty. Amazing scenery. Beautiful beaches. Awesome food. And prices are really cheap. Though its a bit far, i love it. Ok thats my entire rant goodbye
I have friends that frequent Thailand for vacations. They love going there because they love the culture- the people the food the scenes- not to mention affordable. Like honestly, everytime they go theyre excited weeks before and when they come back they already are planning the next trip.
Hmmm, I might check it out when I get a job
Terrifying how the cops put him in cuffs without even asking his side of the story!
choosing begger monopoly, where the 'single mother card' is a literal card.
Also, the "I'm financially struggling!" card.
Don't forget the bundle pack!
- Race card
- Sexism card
- iM cAlLiNg ThE cOpS!!!11! card
Captain_Cupcake Oh how could I! I would like to add ANOTHER! Itâs an after effect.
âą âI bet you donât even need it!â Card
@@mortariexe bingo
I guess we should think about making this game then? lol.
Iâd literally drop kick a frozen turkey for a free snowboard are you kidding me?
Thatâs only impressive if itâs frozen, if it isnât then itâs just awkward (especially if itâs alive and flapping, but thatâs animal cruelty)
...
So which is it?
Itâs frozen. as Iv stated already.
Wwwwaaaaaaaaa- I swear that wasnât mentioned earlier, but clearly it was- Iâm losing it, fricken Matrix ass shit or something.
Sorry for bugging you!
I want to give you a snowboard simply because the image of someone drop kicking a frozen turkey made me laugh and I need this during this quarantine.
i'll buy you a snowboard just to see this
I was at Walmart and I went to get some candy. All the lines were full except for one. It was this old couple and they had a bunch of groceries so I decided to get behind them. After the cashier scanned everything the couple saw that I had only a bag of candy. So, they offered to pay for it. That was the nicest couple ever and I will never forget it.
The babysitting job requirements are usually reasonable, though not always, but the pay is always laughably low.
Like my favorite response said, the only people who would accept it are gonna be... eh, screw it, they're kidnappers. Let's call a spade a spade.
When Rslash suddenly changed his voice at 6:26 I almost lost itđ
Lmao Snowboard Guy was good but I just love how savage MacBook Guy was
âOk byeâ
âLol noâ
âThank you for the free reddit postâ
He was not gonna start a discussion, i respect himđ
I laughed so hard at the snowboard conversation, especially when the instagram "girl's" voice switched to the obnoxious whiny beggar's voice.
i feel like the snowboard guys could in a way have a really beautiful friendship
Some guy I didn't know proposed to me at my friend's wedding. I thought he was drunk and making a joke, but he was _completely_ serious. It was about 10:00 at night and we were just wrapping up the wedding with some dancing. I don't dance so he came over and, after abruptly proposing, told me he'd been watching me all day and was blown away by my dress and personality. I was the maid of honour and played hostess a bit to make sure everyone was having a good time and that everything was running smoothly. Apparently I had mixed him a drink at the bar, but I don't even remember doing it. I mixed drinks for a lot of people after the ceremony. But according to him, that's when he "knew" we were soul mates. I tried to laugh it off and walk away, but he got massively violent and physical. He grabbed my arm and yanked it hard enough to hurt my shoulder and leave a bruise. I didn't want to make a scene, so I waved my friend's father over, who's kind of like my second dad. He saw what was going on, grabbed the guy, twisting his arm behind his back, and dragged him out of the ballroom. Her dad is a 6'4" viking who knows mixed martial arts, so it didn't take much. Luckily most of the guests didn't notice because the lights were dim and almost everyone was dancing. The bride and groom were all the way on the other side of the room, so we decided not to tell them what happened. Why ruin their night? A few days later I got a text from my friend, who was on her honeymoon, asking if I was okay. Apparently her father told her what happened. After she got back we went through her invitation list and tried to find the guy, but we couldn't. I didn't recognise any of the pics on her Facebook. To this day, we still don't know who he was or if he was even an invited guest.
That's actually kinda terrifying on it's own that he did that and no one knows who he is. Good thing your friend's dad was able to take care of him and glad you're alright.
Damn... glad your ok though
Wow, that is scary. Props to your friends dad and especially you. You sound like a great friend to not want to disturb the wedding although it would have been understandable to do so considering the circumstances.
Choosing begger : "I'm Gonna Post about you!!!"
Rslash: *Pulls reverse Uno card*
Well, actually op pulled the reverse card
10 minute mark
OP seemed super freaking chill in his last message
Literally just dropped the conversation until the morning knowing he/she will wake up to a bunch of insult message
These videos have really helped me sleep well after a bad breakup. Thanks man and keep up the good work!
"Only Thailand could fit that budget"
*laugh in Thai Taxi*
My guy, Im from Thailand and itâs kinda hurts when these bc acts like my own home country looks like a garbage.
Thailand kinda nice doe.
@@MsCellaneous yessir there was a white lady in a white neigbour hood trynna speak spanish in a taco bell. I promise you im not lying
@@superdupersketchy4524 Spanish people are white though. xD (But I get what you mean and holy fuck...)
in Sweden Thailand is kinda seen as that country where old creepy dudes go to 2 buy wives... yikes!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christmas is coming
And the Karenâs are too
Violets are violet , not fricking blue
Bacon Plays Wooosh
Havocc Gaming ??how is it a woosh
Bacon Plays its apart of the poet or whatever you call it??
Oh no
âCalm down Dwight Shruteâ đ€Łđ€Ł
Iâm dead
Can I just say, I'm a single mom of three babies (twin boys and a daughter, all under 2) and I would still NEVER ask or expect handouts/anything for free. We aren't all entitled monsters.
People in the comments being like âum actually, blond and brunet arenât misspelled, theyâre just the male versions.â My dudes, âsupperâ and âsoâ are also correctly-spelled words, but itâs called a misspelling when you use them instead of âsuperâ and âno.â
r/woooosh
You missed MUT
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 MUT?
Anna Klein It says âMUT BE BLOND OR BRUNETâ
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 ooooh, haha
RSlash: He can only afford an iPhone 0
Me, an intellectual: iPhon't
Mobiln't
Bricnât
More like iPhone air
@@ehhh9907 thatâs the best one yet
Blumbo Glumbo
11:05
do you mean.. no supper (supper
/ËsÊpÉ/
noun: supper; plural noun: suppers
an evening meal, typically a light or informal one.
"we had a delicious cold supper") tall??
Bahahahah since 6:55 I was just laughing so hard at OP's roast and gay jokes đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I am accepting applications for a significant other!
Requirements:
- Listen to rSlash with me
Ok I'll do it lol
đđ»ââïžđđ»ââïžđđ»ââïž
me
Sold
Imagine it works but while listening with your significant other and their in choosing beggars
Give me Yugo. He will be perfect for my niece, and she deserves him more than you.
My niece is two and eating her vegetables like a champ, so she deserves him.
You're too old for a pup.
Tell that to my grandad
Well I deserve him more then you I am a single mother and my children deserve a new playmate đđđ
Iâm a single mother even tho Iâm a man. And I donât have kids but my kids deserve Yugo more than anyone else.
No matter how much I tried, I couldn't stop myself from reading this in rSlash's CB voice
RevokFarthis lmao same
I just found your channel a few days ago and I gotta say that this is the best (imho) video from the r/Choosingbeggars caterogy that I viewed here so far!
Opens the door -> handcuffs on person that hasnt even gotten information on what its all about. What about "innocent untill proven guilty"?
âDid I hurt your feelings, noodle bonesâ
*wobble wobble wobble*
*Spinel would like to know your location.*
@@soldier-6751 i love ur username đ
@@mystic-hm9mk Thanks :D
*NOODLE*
âBlondâ and âbrunetâ are spelled correctly, actually! ... If youâre talking about a guy
Yes the es are for femininity because theyâre French words
I thought they were spelled blonde and brunette
@@hellothere9017 thatâs how I thought they were spelled too đ€·đ»ââïžđ€·đ»ââïž
thats right! cause as a guy you cant use the letter e! whoops
@Lisa Yoder - They are, thatâs the feminine form. âBlondâ and âbrunetâ is the masculine.
6:51 god damn!!! The exchange of words is like a ping pong battle it going back and forth đđ
That guys comebacks had me cracking up. I wonder if they kept going at it in the a.m đđ
CB: *complains about a "small" $2k vacation budget*
me: *doesn't even get paid vacation time* oh
Marco Shibo I FEEL
THIS SO HARD
Of course the cops proceed to arrest this guy with no evidence.
CB-âArrest that man!â
Cops-âYeah ok.â
Americans, what do you expect. In Australia this would have been a friendly chat at the door and nothing more.
@@Ishlacorrin Very true. They're trash like that in the U.S. Australia must be nice.
@@ARedMotorcycle We have our share of bad coppers too, but on the whole they are just ordinary people like you and me and if you are not breaking the law or being a threat they are calm and collected.
@@Ishlacorrin You don't have to be breaking the law or a threat for them to arrest you in the U.S. So much they can get away with. They take their aggressions out on civilians and even if they're caught, they get a slap on the wrist. When they're not caught, it's their word against yours. Their word is golden. They're monsters with a free pass to do whatever they want.
@@ARedMotorcycle The Victoria state police were like that once around 30-40 years ago but it ended with a major reform and now the cops can get into a lot of trouble for abusing their power. Still happens sometimes but no way near as much as it seems to happen in the US.
These posts are hilarious and snarky voice kills me đ€Ł
OMG, that snowboard one had me laughing so hard I was crying... LOL TY made my day brighter...hehe
Next story:
Karen: A DOLLAR IS TOO MUCH WHY CANT IT BE FREE?!?!
Why is it often Christmas. Like do everyone suddenly become beggars during Christmas?
Because itâs, âThe season of giving!â Therefore they think theyâre entitled to free or severely discounted stuff. Or they think theyâll be able to to guilt to seller by saying itâs a Christmas gift.
@@nixxdra same as entitled parents
They gotta milk those âChristmas spiritâ out of people man
yes
Yup
âThank you for the free Reddit postâ I love this redditor now. And the way RSlash read it off too lol
Love these conversations
Remember way back when, the game 'Don't wake daddy?' They need a new game: Dont startle the Karen.
ourWorld Lucy I think there were two versions. I had âDonât wake daddyâ as a kid
Where, instead of beating you, they scream âLet me speak to your manager!â
Can we like, get this copyrighted or something? This is an amazing idea.
Left4Dead mod?
i would play that hahah
"Defamation"
Man who is saying this?
Oh, wait. I don't know because it's not defamation.
I disagree. We know that that is a human male. Truly, we have narrowed down our search with these unique features we have been given in the conversation c:
Vivek Tarkunde do we really know itâs a male though? I donât think they once identified as male. For all we know it could be a burly chick that gets into bar fights and thinks sheâs the worlds toughest.
Bruh snowboard OP is legitimately goals for petty quips and comebacks i love him
gahhh I just wanna say I love all your videos!! These are great to listen to when i am just sitting and surfing the web!
"if they ever left their mom's basement!"
My room is actually in the basement-
Mine used to be but now we live in Texas so we donât have a basement anymore.
I live in the basement of a house without a basement
@Ann Lol same
I once offered to be tied up in my friends basement at a sleepover
basement dwellers unite
4:20
Noodle bones? That's an interesting insult, I like it.
Then I remembered the "mom's spaghetti" meme
(And it got funnier)
The snowboard guy was quick with those W comebacks
I like how in the snowboard post OP calls out CB for probably just trying to scam him and resell the board for a higher price. And i haven't heard any denial about that from CB's side.
Case and point - that's EXACTLY what was going to happen.
I love how even though these people have spelling, grammatical, or usage errors he reads it as it was intended but leaves the originals up for us to see.
The snowboard dude tho..maaaan, now that's a King
That OP with the snowboard is comedy gold!
Can we get a round of applause for this person tricking the choosing begger to use the term âupdootsâ while upset?
Note to self: don't sell anything around christmas.
I swear the wild choosing beggars jump out more often around this time of year
True.
Luckily I Haven't ran into one. My family went to Walmart to get our stuff for Christmas, I got a Ultra Magnus
Just wait until December 26. Most choosing beggars donât think before they speak so theyâll end up saying âitâs for christmasâ and well, you know...
Entitled mother: scalds a pregnant lady for drinking coffee...
Entitled mother: Gets pregnant and drinks coffee
Lady who got scalded: You can't drink that!!
"scolds/scolded", right? Just making sure. The way you have it makes for a very interesting mental picture.
Scold. Unless she was burned
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber ooooh that makes mdore sense. I was so confused bc i thought she burned her.
Lmaooo, I am dying from that first one. đâ€
"My Breeding Choices Require Your Services" LOL
I like how he censors the F word but he just says âD***â like its nothing
@Steel YT. I know itâs kinda annoying how instead of âb wordâ he says jerk and stuff like that. It kinda makes this channel ummmmm annoying to watch
Ones a slur, ones a body part. One of these things is not like the other
First class Jackass I mean itâs either that or CZcams will demonetize him.
@tiamod. He could just say instead of bitch or jerk say âb wordâ
First class Jackass he sometimes does if itâs neseccary
Nobody:
Choosingbeggar: 'Bundle of sticks!"
I'm actually impressed that he knew the old meaning for that word. Not many people know it
Elisabeth Lyonheart - the sickening part is that they used the word for firewood, because they used to burn gay people. Itâs absolutely horrifying.
Not only I pressed the blue thumb up but Iâm binging! Iâm so hooked!
I can relate to these stories after years of dealing with users and beggars but it still boggles my mind of how people can behave like this. After dealing with people like this I always ask what the F----is wrong with people? You give them an inch and they try and take a foot, lol, It's good to laugh about it nowbut back then it wasn;t so funny and couldnt wait to get rid of them. Love the channel and keep up the good work, Cheers