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Teleporting Space Crocodiles - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of warhammer lore. One is true Lorehammer and the other is made up Yourhammer.
Does 40k have teleporting space crocodiles attacking beaches or did Chaos Space Marin called "Firehands" threaten to eat and poop out a daemon?
Did Malikith ban anyone from riding a chariot except him or did turn a beastmaster into a colone to trick a dragon into letting him ride it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
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Memes in 40k - Do they Dab? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Do Imperials Dab or did the Emperor reference the white/blue dress? Do Imperial children sing songs about land raiders crushing heratics or did Horus go back in time and scatter the Primarchs? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wedne...
How did the Thousand Sons get their name? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Are the Thousand Sons named after the M in Magnus' name or are Volcano Cannons powered by the souls or exicuted psykers? Are there 2 Ordos of the Inquisition dedicated to uncovering and covering up the truth of the Inquisition or do Orcs think that houses make new humans? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and...
Chaos God of atheists? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Is there a Chaos God of Athiests or do Grots build perfect societies when not ensalved by Orks? Is there a realm gate inside a giant worm or did the Orks turn Archaon's statue to poop? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at ...
Do Space Marines play Warhammer? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Is Marnius Calgar King of the Space Marines or do Space Marines play Warhammer? Did the Ultramarines ally with Chaos Mutants or do Gargants live in behemat's armpit? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.t...
Furries in Warhammer? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Are there furries in 40k or is there a special temple of assassins that specialize in murder by suicide? Did the Tyranids and Tzeentch nearly sign an allience or goes the Hive Mind hold grudges and want to torture the eldar who defeated it? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but w...
Do ELDAR POOP crystals? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
zhlédnutí 36KPřed 3 lety
Do Eldar poop crystals or is there a planet where people have evolved into centaurs? Did an Imperial Fist Chaplain absolve his brother's sin by taking a cerimonial poop or do Orks use squigs to eat their poop and then eat the squigs? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which on...
Does the imperium KILL people with SILLY WALKS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Does the imperium kill people with silly walks or does Konrad Curze keep his torture knives in people's butts? Did a Space Wolf make his captain poop his power armour or did a troupe of Eldar Harlequins have 6 day and night dance off competition with a slannesh daemon? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and on...
Do ORKS build FERRIS WHEELS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
zhlédnutí 36KPřed 3 lety
Do Orks build ferris wheels or do the Tau love Icecream? Did the Grey Knights kill innocents and do a blood ritual to fight Khorne Deamons or did the Empire once elect a zombie Emperor? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at...
Do the Ad-Mech have TESLA'S SKULL? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Do the Ad-Mech have Nikola Tesla's Skull or is there a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Inquisitor hunting a Vlad the Impaler Deamon Prince? Did the Skaven try to hollow out the Warhammer World so they could ring it like a giant screaming bell or did the Bretonians carry around a Grail Reliquae that was actually a Tomb King? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of War...
Did the NECRONS invent JURASSIC PARK? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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Did the necrons invent Jurassic Park or is there a planet sized human that eats Space Marines and poops them out as Chaos Space Marines? Did Lucius the Eternal possess a munitions factory worker after stepping on a landmine or is there an Inquisitor locked in an eternal battle with himself to save a shrine world? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhamm...
Did Vlad Von Carstein POOP his PANTS? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
zhlédnutí 43KPřed 3 lety
Did Vlad Von Carstein survive the seige of Aldorf because he had to poop his pants or did Aleth Anar the Shadow King get tricked into thinking he was marrying his sister? Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it? Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twi...

Komentáře

  • @rish1656
    @rish1656 Před 27 dny

    elandrathil is a better elf name

  • @B.von.Bentzen
    @B.von.Bentzen Před 27 dny

    Where's the silly walks lore

  • @TykusBalrog
    @TykusBalrog Před měsícem

    13:53 they kill you if you have Black skin 👀

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm proud of the fact that I as a fairly new warhammer fan was instantly able to recognise the daemonculaba while Ben didn't 😂

  • @memorarenz
    @memorarenz Před 4 měsíci

    Hi Asia

  • @fredranzalot4849
    @fredranzalot4849 Před 4 měsíci

    The grey knights story really reminds me of the old joke; "If you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man."

  • @Frosty-kz4om
    @Frosty-kz4om Před 5 měsíci

    Vulkan built the pieces of the warhound for Perty to assemble. He said it was perfect and spent the remainder of the heresy trying to fix it after humbling it into Fulgrim's face. He really loved that model.

  • @ixusprogramm
    @ixusprogramm Před 5 měsíci

    14:45 IIRC if you get the Manikin mutation, a tiny upper body of yourself sprouts on the top of your head, and your old face becomes smooth and featureless, and you pilot your old body around like a messed up chimera

  • @DerBernsteinfrost
    @DerBernsteinfrost Před 6 měsíci

    Does anyone else see that dress as blue and gold?

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 Před 7 měsíci

  • @thepbrit
    @thepbrit Před 8 měsíci

    I'm sad they stopped posting these, I love these videos

  • @GrandMarshalGarithos
    @GrandMarshalGarithos Před 8 měsíci

    The grey knights one is just stupid.

  • @alexdiaz155
    @alexdiaz155 Před 11 měsíci

    I swear I saw memes about the Tau absolutely going feral for ice cream before. I jumped so quickly on to thinking it was entirely true.

  • @martinmcbride4530
    @martinmcbride4530 Před rokem

    Whhhhhhhyyyyy is this channel dead!?

  • @1manApocalypse_CP
    @1manApocalypse_CP Před rokem

    I'm glad the dabbing isn't true because dabbing is cringe.

  • @patrickking3124
    @patrickking3124 Před rokem

    It is very 40k that the eldar discovered a way to maintain a psychic presence inside a crystal and used it to immortilise the souls of thier citizens whereas the imperium discovered a similar effect and used it to pew pew titans.

  • @1234reznov
    @1234reznov Před rokem

    Now there is an poison assassin model 🤣

  • @Coooooops
    @Coooooops Před rokem

    In fairness right, in world war 2 the battle for the crossing from America to Europe (German subs were just sinking like every American transport ship). They used literal wargames to theorise why this was happening and how to counter it. They literally deduced that they must have a sound seeking torpedo before the world even knew it was possible. Generals do play war games and they are somewhat to fairly applicable

  • @thepenismightier
    @thepenismightier Před rokem

    This didn't really work did it? Two years since a video? Sad.

  • @starkde117
    @starkde117 Před rokem

    Vlad von cackstien

  • @willdazey7368
    @willdazey7368 Před rokem

    21:25 > I'm not really a particularly super dance-y person Ummm, I seem to remember on Quiz Time that your suggested occupation is "100% Dancer"

  • @CaymenLeP
    @CaymenLeP Před rokem

    Man. They should’ve done a whole segment covering the Daemonculaba

  • @etherdeef4303
    @etherdeef4303 Před rokem

    I actually heard of the masque before watching this, and I really liked the masque story when i read up on it.

  • @etherdeef4303
    @etherdeef4303 Před rokem

    Man i love that humans are just slaving away in hive worlds, and orcs are just making theme park rides for themselves

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Před rokem

    so if an emotionally dead null kills lucious and literally cannot feel pride?

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Před rokem

    ben's made up story this time, how far management can and will go to avoid accepting responsibility.

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander Před rokem

    This is one of those "The internet was a mistake" moments.

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Před rokem

    23:14 he two pi time. Hehe, the game begins

  • @kickinacoustic6119
    @kickinacoustic6119 Před 2 lety

    I find it funny that if Ben had gone and made the elf incest mother instead of sister he probably could of played it off as "Romeo and Juliet, then Oedipus, then it was all a trick, and then none of it mattered" and it had a better chance of tricking Tom.

  • @cxfxcdude
    @cxfxcdude Před 2 lety

    Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel Před 2 lety

    Man, the Ultramarines suck so much narratively.

  • @yake222
    @yake222 Před 2 lety

    no one expects the silly walk inquisition

  • @davidwalter9162
    @davidwalter9162 Před 2 lety

    So that's what the bit with the blood was about in the TTS Heresy clip.

  • @CallumILJ
    @CallumILJ Před 2 lety

    You should start uploading 'Whats new in Warhammer' on this channel!

  • @joshuablair7028
    @joshuablair7028 Před 2 lety

    Tom with the bold play

  • @bryngoldsmith1848
    @bryngoldsmith1848 Před 2 lety

    please can we have more

  • @jacobgrosskreutz497
    @jacobgrosskreutz497 Před 2 lety

    Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

  • @Kicksticks
    @Kicksticks Před 2 lety

    Miss these so much!!

  • @KAPsub2
    @KAPsub2 Před 2 lety

    I guess Lucius the Eternal could be killed by anyone with the dedication to kill themselves afterward. You'd die anyway, so may as well end the parasite man

  • @JesperoTV
    @JesperoTV Před 2 lety

    I'm pretty sure it's our favorite boi Arkhan Land who makes the dress reference in that book

  • @QaRajhCreations
    @QaRajhCreations Před 2 lety

    Ah Jac Draco, or as ITEHATTSD would refer to him: The Inquisitor who Longs for Genestealer Ass.

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja34744 Před 2 lety

    I knew Atlas Infinitum was fake. The writing was too good for GW.

  • @cthulhuswarehouse4720

    I miss them

  • @soulcrusher929
    @soulcrusher929 Před 2 lety

    lorehammer, yourhammer, or vorehammer