Do ELDAR POOP crystals? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
- Do Eldar poop crystals or is there a planet where people have evolved into centaurs?
Did an Imperial Fist Chaplain absolve his brother's sin by taking a cerimonial poop or do Orks use squigs to eat their poop and then eat the squigs?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
Lorehammer or Yourhammer scoreboard!
Ben: 4 points (4 deceptions)
Tom: 3 points (1 deception, 1 exceptional deception)
This scoreboard does not count the starting week for fairness
Points are awarded for successful deceptions
Wait, im confused. If points ate for deceptions, then why does Tom have 3 points, for just 2 deceptions?
@@rocketforthree4479 Ben awarded Tom 2 points for the Space Marine book deception due to it being a poo story and from a book he’d read
@@Scaggler Oh yes, I just got to that point in the video. My bad.
Us gobbos trick algorithm! Get more gobbos for the pile!
We's Gobbos, yes yes!!
@@shortyhat99 It's slippery down here
GOBBO TIME!
Hmmm, a nice pile of Gobbos, now where´s my Fireball...?
Ben had me completely fooled. I was convinced the Eldar crystal shits was true.
eldar do shit crystals, but they aren't hallucinagenic, according to quick google.
The Eldar *do* actually shit crystals. It's included in a book called 'Xenology', which also features information about Tau biology and other alien species.
1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar
eldar do shit gems. but they arent hallucinagenic. they just find it really funny when humans make it into jewelery
@@bluestormpony that’s the first bit of fun eldar lore I’ve heard.
Honestly, Tom's reveal on Ben really reminded me of watching a master magician where they show you how the trick is done and you're still fooled.
This is absolutely the best Yourhammer or Lorehammer yet
Poophammer or Scoophammer*
There are all so dam good though! omg centors though
my favorite yourhammer just because ben's stories were complete bonkers. And tom somehow got it correct
I think he guessed xD it is a 50/50
I spent most of that first Centaur story laugh-crying, and trying to understand the “centaurs are built for high gravity” thing - isn’t that pretty much the Squats backstory?
If I had a nickle for every lore story from WH40k about poop, I'd have at least 5 nickles. Which isn't a lot of nickles, but it's surprising there's that many...
Any chance of also having the 'What's new in Warhammer last week' segment? It's a highlight for me, and I think the videos could do well with the CZcams algorithm.
EDIT: I saw the playlist is ready already. Thanks lovely editor!
They're all private though we can't see :(
@@lucaswatson1913 Was the same for these ones
All in good time brother
@@Scaggler it’s been 6 months and still nothing
@@Cam_Jong_Un they literally talked about this on stream last week
Patience my friend
I deeply hope that someone at GW watches these and decides to write these stories into cannon
I offer, here, my Word Sacrifice to appease The Algorithm that Signs in the Spaces Between.
May it Bless this video and this channel that the Vodgobblin Pile may reach unprecedented Squelchiness!
This is lorehammer gold
Ben's bonkers centaurs and Tom mindgaming Ben omg
This segment keeps getting better and better.
Tom! What a comeback! You're doing it!
Ben & Tom, generously bringing the pearls to the pile now! I think this week was my favourite set of stories so far.
Watching this in the background to the stream
Alright all we need is 5 mil subs and we can get the Sharky and Palp show!
This would be great as an Animated series!
I wad fooled by Ben since I read a manga where elf poop was essentially crystals. Great episode!
I wish GW would let Tom and Ben write these into books and sell them! They're so fun! I'd love to have a coffee table book full of these to play with myself because I have no friends.
Tom mentions that he knew they ate the poop at 30:18 lol
Theese are amazing. I especially fancy the poop stories.
I never have time to watch any of the streams so are there any plans to put highlights on here?
Ah, back in the days when the title was "Yourhammer" before the "Lorehammer"
Love these
ABORDER PRINCE did a great reading off The children of the emperor, worth a listen if you want to know more about the centaur war.
Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!
WE IZ GOBBOZ!!!!
The Eldar *do* poop crystals though, although they aren't actually used as drugs or anything.
1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar
Tom with the bold play
this has made my month
The poo lore is off the chart!
We is hob gobbos? Hobbo gobbos? Hoblin goblins? Hmm.
The biggest of plays
Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.
Letters for the algorithm God, comments for his Comment Throne!
Ah Jac Draco, or as ITEHATTSD would refer to him: The Inquisitor who Longs for Genestealer Ass.
Ian Watson Sewer Goblin!
Lorehammer or Yourhammer!
Gobbo pit pearls > (ugh) elf poop crystals
Comment for engagement. This is an amazing show.
there is a published story in which eldar poo is crystals
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please, Mr. SEO, no more beatings
I think Tom needs s timer to pick
I am familiar with Ian Watson... he disgusts me
Came from yogtok
Rename the channel tom and ben something how the fuck are people supposed to google tom and ben and get this , did lewis not hand out the official yogs youtube starter pack
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Elder crystal poop is real. I know you say that you aren't a reliable source of lore but I want you to know that people still treat you like a reputable source. I would appreciate you doing a quick google search before you claim something since so many people actually believe what you say.
Yep, it's in a book called 'Xenology.'
1d4chan.org/wiki/Xenology#Dissection_3_-_Eldar
But the story about trading it as hallucinogens probably isn't right?
@@JeroenElsen Yeah, as best I can tell that's simply made up. They're just crystals, not drugs or anything.
Of course, even if they don't have hallucinogenic properties or anything, it's also not beyond the bounds of possibility that a rogue trader might have made a fortune from selling them off.
it's not about it being crystals, it's about boiling the crystals to make a tea
@@MrSumphora there is a story like that, but can't remember if it's 40k or not