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Teleporting Space Crocodiles - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
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- čas přidán 15. 12. 2020
- Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of warhammer lore. One is true Lorehammer and the other is made up Yourhammer.
Does 40k have teleporting space crocodiles attacking beaches or did Chaos Space Marin called "Firehands" threaten to eat and poop out a daemon?
Did Malikith ban anyone from riding a chariot except him or did turn a beastmaster into a colone to trick a dragon into letting him ride it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast
"You had to learn the lessons of humility or whatever"
- The Phoenix
So majestic
"It turns out the fire was your own self doubt, now you have the power of self-belief!"
-The Phoenix or Whatever
"I'm not allowed to go to oxford university, because I'm dumb."
this made my sides hurt
Prepare your Didgeridoo of the Damned, it's time for some Crotalids
CROIKEY COMPANION
M E G A R A C H N I D S
COOOR, LOOK AT THE SIZE O' THAT BEAUT!
everytime i think of crotalids i think of tom saying "TEETH THE SIZE OF DAGGERS, CROTALIDS" and you know, i also think about it randomly every day
Thank god, I was beginning to think you had left us
Tom and Ben should send in an omnibus of all their short stories/ideas to the Black Library
So that GW can roll it up and use it to smack Matt Ward around the head
just saw the thumbnail, they finally found out about crotalids, hurrah
So is this still a thing? Because I definitely miss it. It's so handy having these 30 minute clips put off to the side.
No
czcams.com/play/PL0o7YDHM-LWi6A-p-QR4GooTuZBxrcJ_L.html link to a complete Playlist I found
welcome back, old friend. I'm glad the Jingle Jam hasn't stopped this series entirely.
I'm sad they stopped posting these, I love these videos
Anyone know why we're not getting more Yourhammer or Lorehammer uploads here anymore? I thought they stopped doing them, until I swung by one of their VODs.
oh, mighty SEO gods, bless this ravaged channel, bring it the views and subs it so desperately needs and deserves!
*Lorehammer or Yourhammer Scoreboard* (Read more for spoilers)
Ben: 5 points (5 Deceptions)
Tom: 6 points (3 Deceptions, 1 Exceptional Deception, 1 Double Whammy)
Ben's Yourhammer wasn't dumb enough and Tom's double Lorehammer was SO dumb Ben couldn't believe it! Giving Tom a lead of 1 point, with only a couple of weeks before the Jingle Jam!
This scoreboard does not count the starting week for fairness.
Points are awarded for successful deceptions.
Exceptional Deceptions are any round the fooled party chooses to award double points.
Double Whammys are the boys' 1 time use per season of either a double Lorehammer or Yourhammer.
NB: Scoring and rules here are entirely unofficial. The game and its rules are entirely theirs to change and bend as they wish, it is all just for fun :)
I really hope they don't forget about this channel. I just watch the yogslive for the lorehammer or yourhammer bits.
Saaaaame
This aged well
We need season 2 on this channel
The best true and accurate Warhammer lore.
Oh man, Tom gave it away when he said he "managed to find two butt themed stories" and I thought for sure that Ben caught that
Could've easily been an intentional lie no?
@@lucaswatson1913 maybe, but the way he trailed off def made me think it wasn't intentional
I think it's due to the planet being called colonica
Yogscast Guarantee: never once have they EVER paid attention
Step 1: cover yourself in slime
Step 2: nerve damage
This is my shit now. I get so excited when one of these pops up in my notifications for about 20 mins of absolute dumb lore.
The second Tom brought up the daemon getting pooped I immediately thought of that infamous GW writer with a fetish for bathroom related substances.
I’m going to need more detail
OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME OF INQUISITOR.
In the words of the cockroach man from men in black: "MORE"
Even at the beginning they manage to create a bit of wonderful "lore" just on the fly.
I hope this get revived soon, I miss it so much!
F. This channel joins Team Double Dragon in CZcams heaven.
We need moooorreehammer 😭
They're stilling doing the show. But they don't upload them here for some reason. You can find them somewhere in the first 1½ hour of their warhammer livestreams on yogslive
You’re a gentleman. Thanks. Tom and Ben... c’mon boiks get on it! This segment is a hidden gem of the internet
This is fast becoming my favourite series on CZcams
Miss these so much!!
The Yourhammer the two of them made up at the start was great.
Pretty solid like/dislike ratio! Everyone sure loves poop stories!
I've been looking forward to this
Khayon is a Thousand Sons Sorcerer not a daemon.
I need mooooore
This is the best content on CZcams and I won’t entertain any other take
Small Tom and Ben
I hope the lore & the bois can keep this up as long as possible. I'm a saddened panda without it.
They're still doing the show. But they don't upload them here for some reason. You can find them somewhere in the first 1½ hour of their warhammer livestreams on yogslive
Yo, dream stream team! These videos are hilarious! I wish they would create more.
22:16 Lorehammer or Vorehammer
it being firehands not firefists almost threw me
ITS THE CORAMEN EMPIRE!
yourlorehammer or yourhammer
I miss them
It has been a while
6 months? Cmon guys!
How am I only finding this channel now? The algorithm has failed me.
Worst part is that they kept doing these and just never uploaded them here. A guy named dougpowers has been uploading them after the livestreams, and there’s like another 16 on his channel, and none of them have broken 1k views.
Love lorehammer, borehammer, gorehammer, boarhammer, thorhammer, chorehammer, snorehammer, morehammer, roarhammer, doorhammer or yourhammer!
That boondoggle!
Feierhans, get ze heavy fläma! ;P
Fuck! I new Tom was going for a double this time! But I still guessed incorrectly!
Eighth video in a row with spelling errors in the description.
Useless comments like this still help with the algorithm, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Tom had already used his double option for the year.
He hadn’t. You might be mistaking it for ben awarding tom 2 points in one of the rounds maybe.
why are there no more? :(
You should start uploading 'Whats new in Warhammer' on this channel!
Damn
I'm pretty sure the one dislike is ben due to tom pulling the double true card
I miss these. It's fun to learn about the more nonsense parts of warhammer :)
Does anyone know if we're gonna get any TW2 as part of jingle jam, or not until it's over?
It's already over
Ended two days ago
@@JustAskMeTV101 Y'know I always thought it ran till christmas. How embarassing lol. Thanks for the headsup :)
@@ChartreuseDan It usually does, but the corvid lockdown shortened it.
@@MrDavincikoden O. As much as I'll be happy to see TW 2 with Tom & Ben it's a shame the jam got cut short. It seems to do a lot of good
@@MrDavincikoden It usually runs all month, they cut it in half this year
Have they stopped doing these streams or just uploading these segments?
They’re still going strong, their vods get uploaded to yogslive once a week
OMG so sad to be so late to this channel
Are you two allowed to go around unsupervised? And don't call me firefist
Tom's 40K interpretation of the sorting hat being a horrible brain eating monster.... ( 2:40)
Is a thing that has been done....
And It's terrifying..... czcams.com/video/R2OzXSdAmgo/video.html
Instantly clicked this
tom and ben had a youtube page??
Will you return?
They still do the show but it's not uploaded here. You can find it in the Warhammer streams on Yogslive, it should be in the first hour and a half.
No more of these clips then?
They're still doing the show. But they don't upload them here for some reason. You can find them somewhere in the first 1½ hour of their warhammer livestreams on yogslive
@@ThePoomis I know I could, just a shame the stopped getting the contents edited down for here
the 3 dislikes were maliketh and his mounts
Yes! Not another dead yogs channel!
Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.
sad we have no more of these in a while, bloody pandemic.
They're still doing the show. But they don't upload them here for some reason. You can find them somewhere in the first 1½ hour of their warhammer livestreams on yogslive
Hey yogcast crew. Could you mod "the golden bee". A lonewolf unkillable one shooting fast golden bee. Could be a clown weapon to sew chaos. When he pops
What happened to this channel?
This didn't really work did it? Two years since a video? Sad.