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That was so great!! I laughed real hard n loud n thur my head back multiple times lol... thank you 😂😂

the real Dave

He's Completely Right.

❤ Bill

"I am really scared, but I am also really, really white. Like shockingly caucasian"

Some border line gay shit... you trust them enough to fall asleep at their house and wake up with a carrot in your ass.....

The best Harlem joke ever, used to skateboard at 106 and Amsterdam but my gmom was from east Harlem

How the mighty have fallen Bill married a feminist BLM activist.

I met a racist Trans-man

The OD death of George Floyd while being arrested*

Nah my bm was the same way as his wife being in the trunk 😂 get caught up but lie and manipulate so well they believe themselves and make you believe it 😂😂

I've had a few girlfriends and none of them liked Bill - or they were enjoying it up until this or that joke - regarding women. I guess that's when you know if you have a proper woman or just a pick-me girl. None of them said I should stop enjoying him, tho - this means they are cool, I cannot ask more than that, Bill is just Bill. I guess what I'm trying to say is the only woman that likes Bill is his wife - and *she doesn't correct him cuz she wanna fuck him*

Title should be no more than "two minutes"

Literally clicked on the video saying “bet in the first minute he’s gonna talk abt trans people”. The first thing that comes out of his mouth 😂 his content is just so shit now it’s just about politics and trans people

They said that’s why women don’t produce music on Mac computers. Logic and Reason…

Norm!!!

I use these clips to evaluate my dates to determine if she is going to be my girlfriend. More than a couple of check marks and they don't make it to another date.

I hate people who dont like comedy and humor, cause its not normal to not like comedy and humor. I love the factual but hate the fictional, cause the fictional is not normal. I love the real but hate the imaginary, cause the imaginary is not normal. I love the light but hate the darkness cause the darkness is not normal. I love addicts but I hate clean people cause it's not normal to be clean. I love white's who hate blacks, and blacks who hate whites but hate whites who love blacks, and blacks who love whites, cause it's not normal for whites to love blacks, or for blacks to love whites.

Holy F, this is GOLD!

Yup. In walks Taylor Swift to take over the NFL 🙄🤨

I am sick of Mike Obama too!

Not wasting my time on anything related to george floyd. Rest of this special was pretty decent tho

What a legend!!

This is really correct for me growing up. I learn about Native Americans in my history classes in middle school. I met an Indian person and became friends with him. He said he's from the origin of the Crow tribe. He is an alcoholic, I was in rehab for alcoholism.

If it has Tits or Tires it'll make your life a living Hell!

Remember when brunch was only $18 for eggs?

Dollar an hour surcharge.

If Trump gets elected again it's going to be 10 times worse. That's why I am voting for Bobby Kennedy here in Cleveland ,Ohio 😊❤❤❤

“DUDE, what’s a bodega?!” 😂😂😂

Cheap and bad humor. He was handsomely paid and awarded for this.

I dont remember him being pg on the swears i guess CZcams censored him😅

The way he walked backwards. Man i bust out 🤣🤣

He’s really abrasive which I don’t like. He’s okay. The swearing really bothers me. I watch him in small doses.?

Help me hellllppppp meeeee 😂

😂

A Navahoe werd

Seeing him lose his hair is crazy. I know it’s aging

I’m a woman and I’m watching this, laughing so hard, I’m. Crying !!!! 😆🤣

This guy is my favorite comedian 🤣

Thank you bill burr for keeping me grounded on Mother’s Day.

Editing out some of the punch lines is brilliant. Good work Laugh up Club.

19:18 EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy friggin mothers day

He's so good at comedy he even nailed the "People who took 20% of the alphabet for themselves." If it's LGBT it's about 15% of the alphabet. If you wanna add Q it's 19.2%. If you wanna add IA and some other letters it goes beyond 20%. Everything he said here is true and hilarious - bisexual male who prefers men.

EXACTLY!!!

YESSS. He. does. have. a. knife. 😂😂😂

I like the Titanic joke where the lady is the first one laughing. She's definitely a keeper

15:05 This was the beginning of the end of good comedy. That audience ain't laughing at anything.

I'm a woman, and I love this! Keep taking the piss out of EVERYONE Bill, and same to all other comedians 😂

It's asparagus lolol