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  • @Kristijan94
    @Kristijan94 Před rokem +995

    I am so glad that Dave take a break from repairing old trucks and did some funny stand up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @-_J_-
    @-_J_- Před rokem +165

    I love how Dave always looks like a Janitor in a high-danger facility

  • @dudleydoright2706
    @dudleydoright2706 Před rokem +1567

    The fact is those kids, now adults, have said nothing happened and accused their parents of gold digging, and appeared very upset over the accusations.

    • @desperado77760
      @desperado77760 Před rokem +88

      Wheres the video of that? I haven't heard of any retractions. MJ was a classic groomer.

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal Před rokem

      ​@@desperado77760 they did retract their statements at one point but they did eventually take those retractions back although the claims they have made since have pretty much all been disproven. one of his accusers claimed he was molested at a train station at neverland ranch, but that train station wasn't built until after he claimed the molestation stopped which basically invalidates his entire claim, and the other accusers also had holes in their stories and haven't brought up any solid evidence. MJ was anything but a classic groomer. no classic groomer spends their entire career talking about helping children and raising money for children's hospitals and then goes out of their way to appear in public interviews to personally refute the claims and stands by their actions even ones that others would consider weird all while consistently claiming that everything he did was out of innocence and that he could never bring himself to do anything sexual to a child. 90% of the time a classic groomer would shy away from talking about the allegations and would be afraid to talk about anything that might make them seem even slightly guilty. michael jackson was fully aware of what he did and didn't do with the children who visited neverland ranch and he was fully confident when defending himself. body language experts have analyzed videos of him and concluded he showed no signs of guilt, and his behaviors all line up with patterns found among people who are innocent. he would literally have to be the greatest manipulator on the planet to pull all that off if he was guilty. it just does not make any real sense and it's insane that you and so many other people still believe he was a groomer. if you want to look further into anything I just mentioned there are plenty of videos of all his interviews on youtube and there's a documentary or two about the situation plus tons of articles online you can look at.​

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 Před rokem +99

      @@desperado77760 The information is out there. You have to look for it. I know in the documentary Square One, a woman was talking about how the child accuser from the big settlement in 1993 was openly defending Michael years after that whole thing took place. I also recommend the documentary Loving Neverland. I know in that one they went through tons of names of people who admitted that they were bribed to create stories about Michael or were straight up lying to get a quick bag. There are a few videos on CZcams with people talking about how they were offered thousands of dollars to tell the tabloids Michael touched their children.

    • @ChaelSonnenMMA
      @ChaelSonnenMMA Před rokem +151

      @@desperado77760 he was not a classic groomer. the whole reason the trials even started was because the father of one of the families asked for money for his pet project, was turned down by MJ, and decided to blackmail him instead by threatening to spread rumors that even his own family denied. His family, dude. Not just the children, mothers of said children also rejected the rumors AND the FBI cleared him of any wrongdoing. It doesn't matter what you think. The man was vindicated years ago and all this information is easily accessible before you talk your shit.

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman Před rokem +1

      @@desperado77760
      There’s plenty of evidence to suggest michael was completely innocent.
      And there was also a substantial transfer of priceless assets to major media corporations after his death.
      MJ was too popular and too naive for his own safety and nobody looked out for him.
      If you use duck duck go instead of google you’ll get alot of information that is buried when you search for it on google.

  • @kashiaroundtheworld
    @kashiaroundtheworld Před rokem +22

    Dave is right on with Michael Jackson cuz he knows the way these powers and authorities work.

  • @jjirish2
    @jjirish2 Před rokem +46

    It is my opinion that Michael didn't do any of this, he just became too powerful to control so they went after his credibility which is the same thing to do everyone they can't control.

    • @wasabiginger6993
      @wasabiginger6993 Před rokem +10

      EXACTLY!!! … but can see by some of the comments here, some folks still so brainwashed they will never understand what actually happened.

    • @youngbloodnba
      @youngbloodnba Před rokem

      His doctor killed him. I dont believe he did it. Everyone who the elite wanted to take down got rape charges. EVRYONE.

    • @tundra111
      @tundra111 Před rokem +6

      people forget he owned 50% of the music labels… they killed him for a REASON

  • @twocents760
    @twocents760 Před rokem +434

    The end of this clip is why Dave is such a comedic genius. Playing "I believe I can fly" over the the vid of R. Kelly pissing on that poor girl was tough not to laugh at but also makes the point.

    • @CradleEpiscopalian56
      @CradleEpiscopalian56 Před rokem +2

      Let me fast forward then. Thx

    • @Gwen3344
      @Gwen3344 Před rokem

      So, what was the point?

    • @nostalgiaman6816
      @nostalgiaman6816 Před rokem

      Time stamp?

    • @twocents760
      @twocents760 Před rokem +2

      @Gwen An artist that can create what many would consider an inspiring and beautiful song is also capable of horrific perversion. It's quite possible mj was one of those artists. Too much smoke for there not to be fire.

    • @twocents760
      @twocents760 Před rokem

      @@nostalgiaman6816 13:45

  • @missdeebates
    @missdeebates Před rokem +328

    Dave Chappelle is pure genius.

    • @MrSkinkarde
      @MrSkinkarde Před rokem +2

      No he is not. Just a normal Person

    • @shalindelta7
      @shalindelta7 Před rokem +19

      Normal people can't hold a crowd like dave can.

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 Před rokem +3

      @@MrSkinkarde he’s hilarious

    • @epictubegamer
      @epictubegamer Před rokem +1

      @@MrSkinkardees he is. You’re a normal person. Dave has pursued and achieved the highest level of his passion and dominated the field.

  • @gnp5278
    @gnp5278 Před rokem +256

    Still my absolutely favourite comedian hands down....for decades now!!G.O.A.T.!!!

  • @DemarcusQ
    @DemarcusQ Před rokem +42

    Dave’s the only guy I wish his voice didn’t get deeper 😂

  • @DaTestKa
    @DaTestKa Před rokem +40

    4:03 how hard he is to catch,,😂😂

  • @TheHoly_Paladin7
    @TheHoly_Paladin7 Před rokem +113

    "If I’m starting here, the sky is the limit💀"

    • @briandavid3637
      @briandavid3637 Před rokem +4

      That's what I call a good host had me crying 😂

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Před rokem +1

      @@briandavid3637 I thought u were dying in 2 weeks what happened 😂😂

    • @briandavid3637
      @briandavid3637 Před rokem

      @@joneschilufya867 I was supposed to die,news to me 👍

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Před rokem

      @@briandavid3637 it's a running joke from your earlier comment. Dave went on to say "I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that? I have been in court for 2.5 years and u get stronger everyday" implying MJ was suprised at his accuser's longevity when he claimed he was dying in 2 weeks hence the reason he wanted to see MJ as his dying wish... It wasn't an attack on you i thought you could pick on it when you made the "good host" comment above. Apologies.

    • @briandavid3637
      @briandavid3637 Před rokem

      @@joneschilufya867 haha, thanks dude, I didn't think you were attacking me, glad you explained it,I thought it was funny 😂

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc Před rokem +79

    Dave is more than just a comedian. He's a great storyteller. No one speaks when Dave's talking. We all just wait to hear what he's going to say next. I've never heard him deliver a bad monolog.

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo Před rokem +1

      Great comment but you tripped at the finish line lol monologue*

    • @Lori-lp6uc
      @Lori-lp6uc Před rokem +1

      @@JimmyJamesJimbo 😄😄

  • @kchastain3
    @kchastain3 Před rokem +310

    This was another just absolute roll Dave Chapelle went on. I know I’ve seen these bits a few times before, but my stomach hurts from laughing so hard rewinding multiple times in awe at his timing. That said, RIP MJ. I’m sure we would all have sympathy for him if somehow we could know his life in detail like he did.

    • @Mike-fo7jo
      @Mike-fo7jo Před rokem +3

      My first time see this Dave Chappelle show............His comedy about Jussie Smollett !!! ....😆😆😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😆

    • @Barry_the_dog
      @Barry_the_dog Před rokem +1

      No you are wrong, I will never have sympathy for a child molester.

  • @joneschilufya867
    @joneschilufya867 Před rokem +18

    "Its okay my career ended many years ago" -- Dave Chappelle 😂😂

  • @kevinhealey6540
    @kevinhealey6540 Před rokem +53

    You can see that he had a happy childhood.

  • @daveeaster1061
    @daveeaster1061 Před rokem +8

    Bro the things this man says be so fucked up but so on point and his delivery is untouched 😭😭😭

  • @Ed-uz6em
    @Ed-uz6em Před rokem +98

    The reason I like this guy is he’s straight up and it’s on point

    • @kezisthename
      @kezisthename Před rokem +4

      the vaguest sentence written

    • @Rrtnns
      @Rrtnns Před rokem +1

      And he defends pedophiles, that appeals too?

  • @xaynroux8543
    @xaynroux8543 Před rokem +16

    The Funny thing is Macaulay Culkin is 42 year's old this year and Dave is 49 🗿

  • @hamster2845
    @hamster2845 Před rokem +224

    I think Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian now because he doesn't give a rat chit about wokeism and political pressures to modify his comedic routine.

    • @joshhigh8488
      @joshhigh8488 Před rokem

      The mark of a true artist. "I can't say that? Watch me, motherfugger!"
      Richard Pryor is holding Mr. Chappelle a poolside chair in Heaven, just waiting on his ass.
      Richard Pryor always hangs out around the pool in Heaven.
      just in case

    • @SSJ2Phenom
      @SSJ2Phenom Před rokem +5

      Correct, he equally burns both sides. Sometimes in the same joke even. I love it.

    • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
      @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Před rokem +2

      What’s wokeism?

    • @roccodemaro4305
      @roccodemaro4305 Před rokem +6

      @@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245It’s a word some people use to rationalize their lack of a moral center

    • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
      @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Před rokem +1

      @@roccodemaro4305 Interesting. Just a few years ago, I was labeled “woke” for questioning both sides of government, wondering why abusive cops aren’t held accountable from the law and not being a sheep to what we’re told from mass media. Sign of the times, I guess. It is easier to be sleeping than woke.

  • @imnotawake99
    @imnotawake99 Před rokem +31

    All we got were awkward thanksgivings 😭😭

  • @vipersb1
    @vipersb1 Před rokem +6

    The GOAT talking about the GOAT.

  • @enzudesign
    @enzudesign Před rokem +11

    "Even if he did do it .. I mean it's Michael Jackson" .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohannesYtterstrom
    @JohannesYtterstrom Před rokem +95

    Would love to see Dave Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in full force about Michael Jackson!

    • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
      @CaptAwesumNo1Zone Před rokem +6

      To be a fly on the wall when those two hangout and talk about memories in Hollywood

    • @theonlycaamz
      @theonlycaamz Před rokem +1

      nice profile photo dude

    • @ronaldjohnson6304
      @ronaldjohnson6304 Před rokem +3

      Eddie Murphy would be funnier by a long shot.

    • @depannist
      @depannist Před rokem

      @@theonlycaamz Eddie’s got all the stories. He got to interact with some old Hollywood folks as well as the new generation.

    • @theonlycaamz
      @theonlycaamz Před rokem +1

      @@depannist think you replied to the wrong person

  • @Jane-ic5gy
    @Jane-ic5gy Před rokem +9

    you aren’t alone - millions think he’s innocent

  • @ubmuscleful
    @ubmuscleful Před rokem +175

    It amazes me how some comedians can get away with saying stuff that if you said it people would look at you crazy.

    • @chrigael5911
      @chrigael5911 Před rokem +4

      Join the club baby!😁

    • @hgfdgfbxcfw3169
      @hgfdgfbxcfw3169 Před rokem +43

      They tried to cancel him a shit ton of time. He never gave a fuck and that's probably why he's still here.

    • @chrigael5911
      @chrigael5911 Před rokem

      @@hgfdgfbxcfw3169 BOOM!

    • @chrigael5911
      @chrigael5911 Před rokem +3

      @Super Mario i would love to be one!😁

    • @xpusostomos
      @xpusostomos Před rokem +1

      That's why it's funny

  • @lefterismagkoutas4430
    @lefterismagkoutas4430 Před rokem +13

    Dave Chappelle is a gift to humankind

  • @themalicous1
    @themalicous1 Před rokem +8

    UN-FUCKING-HINGED...... I love it.

  • @rechitsapivo
    @rechitsapivo Před rokem +767

    The fact remains that the parents knew full well about Michaels proclivities and yet they send those children in eagerly. The only conclusion is that they were hoping for a payday.

    • @eduardobone8857
      @eduardobone8857 Před rokem +232

      Or he didn't do shit, and they sent them in hoping to make easy money by lying. There's even a kid, who's obviously an adult now, that says his parents made him lie, don't remember the name, but its here on CZcams

    • @byronmontesflores3837
      @byronmontesflores3837 Před rokem +5

      Obviously

    • @masloco35
      @masloco35 Před rokem +31

      @@eduardobone8857 you’re taking about Aaron carter who recently passed away

    • @thrillwillent
      @thrillwillent Před rokem +100

      The FBI watched him for a solid 10yrs and found NOTHING…. Case Closed

    • @twocents760
      @twocents760 Před rokem

      I believe Aaron Carter. There's just too much smoke for there to be no fire. What grown man would play with little kids the way jackson did. A pedophile that's who. He wasn't interested in woman the way he was interested in little kids. You have to admit just weird behavior for a grown man.

  • @organicmechanic5150
    @organicmechanic5150 Před rokem +50

    Dave you are the GOAT. I love how Dave tells a joke and then looks at the audience for a moment or taps his mike on his leg when he knows that he has made a valid point in his build up to the punchline.

  • @petersvox9762
    @petersvox9762 Před rokem +9

    Best comedian, storyteller and social commentary of all time

  • @yellowfeather116
    @yellowfeather116 Před rokem +87

    Dave Chappelle is one of, if not the best comic out there at this time. His timing, facial gestures, and wording are superb but it's hard to see and hear these jokes about MJ knowing what that man went through. Dave knew...
    As one who believes that MJ didn't do it, I feel that folks forgot just what was going on around Mike at the time of all these events and it's much bigger than we all know! I remember it got my attention when MJ and Prince, sued their respective record companies over let's just say shady business practices. In other words, the record companies claimed they had "Rights" to all these guys' work, even those works that hadn't been published because they stood to make $$$$ off of them for a very long time. If I'm not mistaken, Mariah Carey had problems too but somehow she beat them and left her record company with lots of $$$$$ and her name to carry on: THEY PAID HER TO LEAVE!! Not so with MJ and Prince. MJ started balking and naming names and letting anybody who would listen know about what was going on in the industry and Prince changed his name, no longer wanting to be a "Slave". The record companies didn't like the fact that MJ was being heard by the masses because of who he was so they ("Little Hats") set out to ruin him because he knew too much and they didn't want their business practices revealed. Like what happened to Bill Cosby. They "tagged" MJ as a pedo in hopes that he would be in litigation for years having to use all that he owned to prove his innocence and they would cash in on all of it. MJ persevered and won his case but the "tag" of "pedo" would forever be a part of his legacy. RUINATION!
    When MJ died, the snakes tried to go after his wealth but they failed. The same happened to Prince after his death. MJ & Prince won the battle but unfortunately, they are no longer with us to celebrate. But that day will come.......

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh Před rokem +5

      I can't help thinking that if we knew back in 2009 what we know about benzodiazepines, MJ would still be alive.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Před rokem

      I mean Cosby was absolutely guilty, and there's nothing to suggest he wasn't given the wealth of evidence and testimony. There's very little evidence concerning MJ on the other hand, certainly nothing even remotely conclusive, and one of the children themselves said that their parent's had forced them to lie. If anything MJ was a man traumatized by his own abusive childhood who needed therapy that unfortunately he didn't receive. Either way, true or false, the parents are absolutely to blame, they let their kids go with a complete stranger who obviously was mentally unwell for the very obvious purpose of financial gain. That's either child prostitution or intent to extort.
      But yeah, with how corporate the industry is, like most industries, they don't care about the human cost, it's all just numbers on a page to be shifted until the profit margins increase. The real-world consequences of that, the destitution, unemployment, small businesses being smashed or forcefully taken over, that doesn't register on the radar of these corporate executives and industry bigwigs, they are totally dissociated from normal human's at this point.

    • @Rrtnns
      @Rrtnns Před rokem +1

      So... what about MJ never inviting any little girls over?
      How naive can you get. You believe pedos all look like psychopaths? "Not Michael, he made great music!"

  • @hermosamya8531
    @hermosamya8531 Před rokem +30

    idk why ppl are so butt hurt about it it’s called comedy (dark humour) stop bein snowflakes

    • @jillybe1873
      @jillybe1873 Před rokem +4

      I was abused as a child. This triggers me, but it's funny as hell and it helps. Love you DC

  • @dianerohadfox6710
    @dianerohadfox6710 Před rokem +10

    OMG!! This man had me ballin...🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanparkinson4000
    @jonathanparkinson4000 Před rokem +19

    I believe Dave is the greatest comedian in history.. and still nobody better..

  • @elijah5480
    @elijah5480 Před rokem +16

    I live 10 mins from Mike’s Ranch and it used to be a thing where kids would go there as a school trip, My mom went a few times along with one of my brothers

  • @jeusgarcia8597
    @jeusgarcia8597 Před rokem +7

    *GOLD-DIGGING PARENTS*

  • @kendoglarson5419
    @kendoglarson5419 Před rokem +84

    Dave knows how "they" operate. They "control" the talent. You don't do what "they" want....sign "their" contracts, then "they" act.

    • @floydeepie
      @floydeepie Před rokem +2

      I'm honestly amazed how the hell are these vids still on youtube. Is Dave too big to just "disappear"? I dont think so.

    • @RedUmbre
      @RedUmbre Před rokem

      of course, the gender nonbinary illuminati

    • @roddyboethius1722
      @roddyboethius1722 Před rokem +7

      Actors give boring interviews because it's in their contracts to keep it vanilla

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 Před rokem

      @@roddyboethius1722 have you read their contracts?

    • @Iythans
      @Iythans Před rokem

      This is why he was gone the first time and now look at what he’s doing…

  • @LeenaStark
    @LeenaStark Před rokem +7

    If one stops to consider that Michael *owned* the music *catalogues* of prominent Artists such as: the *Beatles, Eminem* and WHO knows how many other assets he had amassed in his life ( _on the down-low_ ) ; Michael must have been very *hated* by those "Artists" and their Publishers etc. So, it wouldnt be far fetched of an idea, that MAYBE his _adversaries_ went to some deep ends in order to have Michael _destroyed_ publicly + professionally. Everyone of those people ( _parents who sold their children_ ) KNEW in advance that their child[ren] were being *planted* as "Traps" in order to lie about him[Michael], and read/memorize what their _handlers_ instructed them to do + say, and the parents were _paid_ for it.
    Michael had _ruffled_ many feathers in the industry. And he was *hated* by THEM. He was very intelligent + he was his own man; and there was a *gangsta* style Michael had, which the public never saw ( _there is just one brief excerpt of Michael talking to someone, and his entire voice + demeanor instantly shift from shy soft spoken giggly Michael --- to James Earl Jones voice --- pissed off like Mike Tyson! Never seen or heard Michael's ACTUAL VOICE + other side of him prior to that video._ ) ; Yea, Mike was really *OG* he was nobodys fool.
    Glad Dave brought up *McCaily Caulkin's* name in his set ---- that should be the question on everybodys minds when the question of Michael Jackson arises: Mention McCauly'a name!

  • @jasonl1942
    @jasonl1942 Před rokem +71

    It's just all so tragic that in hindsight it was proved by the 'victims' that they were coerced by their parents searching for a huge financial windfall that they all lied and he was persecuted for nothing.

    • @ColdBodiesTV
      @ColdBodiesTV Před rokem +1

      no it wasn’t, not the most recent allegations. what are you talking about

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před rokem

      @@ColdBodiesTV Yes it was. And most recent allegations? You mean the ones after MJ is already dead, can't defend himself, no hard evidence and nothing but controversial witness 'testimonies'?
      Lmao if you believe in that shit, I have some Established titles to sell you.

    • @jasonl1942
      @jasonl1942 Před rokem +7

      @@ColdBodiesTV no, I'm speaking of the original allegations where the 'victims' later came forward and confessed they weren't assaulted.

    • @zuzanazuscinova5209
      @zuzanazuscinova5209 Před rokem

      ​@@jasonl1942 unfortunately it's not true

  • @felipeaguena5289
    @felipeaguena5289 Před rokem +9

    Damn Dave inhaled some nice helium there

  • @viperrecords3288
    @viperrecords3288 Před rokem +5

    Only Dave could get away with these jokes 😂

  • @F.alfarsi
    @F.alfarsi Před 11 měsíci +2

    Poor man Michael Jackson they tortured his soul so bad to the point where he looked hollow from inside towards the end of his life.
    God bless his soul wherever he is 🤲

  • @Katya-zj7ni
    @Katya-zj7ni Před rokem +4

    Awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our lives “😂😂😂

  • @johnnycee5179
    @johnnycee5179 Před rokem +7

    I think people were after money

  • @leechion2933
    @leechion2933 Před rokem +11

    To anyone mad over the jokes just remember these are jokes. Theyre fucked up which is why tis funny. True or false its for laughs.

  • @jodidavis6595
    @jodidavis6595 Před rokem +8

    I’m sorry but MJ LOVED children NOT in any other way but loved them bc he cared for them. His childhood was taken away bc of music etc. I have never believed these accusations made against him

  • @patriciabradley8267
    @patriciabradley8267 Před rokem +9

    You one of the GREATEST,love ya man🙏👍💌

  • @bobstanden6788
    @bobstanden6788 Před rokem +110

    Great comedy, great jokes, looking forward to some new stuff.

  • @demariusdarby51
    @demariusdarby51 Před rokem +31

    “Nigga I don’t want to be your hero I wanna be rich”🤣🤣🤣

  • @glenysdiaz1971
    @glenysdiaz1971 Před rokem +9

    That’s why I love Dave, he is the only one who dares to say anything in these boring woke political correct times.

  • @BarbiePenaUncensored
    @BarbiePenaUncensored Před rokem +3

    OmgGod this whole skit was so wrong and messed up and yet one of the best, and funniest!

  • @christopherdaniel5919
    @christopherdaniel5919 Před rokem +13

    I think MJ was a poor, rich,
    misguided soul, who wanted to preserve his youth.
    He did this, by spending his Time with young kids.
    (Same as I do,
    with my nieces & nephews)
    & I've known a lot of hard-core
    black dudes in prison,
    who will kill you,
    if you dare disrespect him.
    Dave Chapelle is funny AF,
    because he speaks the Truth.
    Michael Jackson was an
    American treasure.

    • @MoMo-yv8lv
      @MoMo-yv8lv Před rokem +1

      Me too Christopher and THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I'm a 58 and female and I Always prefer being around my daughter (who is Still like a kid) my grandbabies my nieces and nephews and now their kids. Adults are plodding boring dull Pedantic and no Fun Whatsoever.

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 Před rokem

      Is this a poem or some shit?

  • @davebayliss3142
    @davebayliss3142 Před rokem +10

    This is so true and people are laughing 🤷‍♂️

    • @ColdBodiesTV
      @ColdBodiesTV Před rokem

      funny how the creator of this channel liked this comment, yet posted the video in the first place and even highlighted the sickest part in the thumbnail.

  • @joerodriguez3002
    @joerodriguez3002 Před rokem +7

    Alot of black comedians have gone against mj, alot of em!!! But to hear Dave not believing the bullshit is just classic. True G

    • @bobbykiriakidis9753
      @bobbykiriakidis9753 Před rokem +1

      ?????what are you watching he clearly believes he did it….not too bright are you

    • @joerodriguez3002
      @joerodriguez3002 Před rokem

      @@bobbykiriakidis9753 no,,he didn't. Maybe you should open you're ears,,,lol smart guy

  • @michaelavery4427
    @michaelavery4427 Před rokem +5

    Only Chappelle can dress like a GohstBuster

  • @williamgary7891
    @williamgary7891 Před rokem +22

    He was a great 👍 song writer

  • @aleiterful
    @aleiterful Před rokem +36

    When he hits the microphone against his knee that shit makes the joke so much funnier lol

  • @StovallsGarage
    @StovallsGarage Před rokem +2

    With the pitch shift he sounds like 2001 dave.

  • @jesusiscomingsoon-
    @jesusiscomingsoon- Před rokem +18

    I never believed he did it either

  • @TinyHouseHomestead
    @TinyHouseHomestead Před rokem +3

    He did ALL that, AND the children's parents fed these kids to him! 😱😁🤪🤣👍👍🇺🇸

  • @elrisitas1927
    @elrisitas1927 Před rokem +4

    Oh my God my face is hurting 😂😅

  • @sippinlosses
    @sippinlosses Před rokem +1

    Imagine being a globally loved icon, and also being known as a pedophile. That shit is wild

  • @jacksonaplaca3697
    @jacksonaplaca3697 Před rokem +12

    But if I was….

  • @mikailthomas1466
    @mikailthomas1466 Před rokem +12

    Y'know that reminds me of a Tyler Perry movie where this Spanish guy was doing nice things for some kids ( that he didn't even know) and the woman told him to stop because she thought he was a child molester ( turns out that he was abused by a cartel when he was a kid and he wanted better for them).

  • @ctaylor7089
    @ctaylor7089 Před rokem +64

    I have no idea what happened at Michael Jackson's house, but if the parents of the kids that spent time there were surprised their kids got more than they bargained for, they were naive at best.

    • @Iowagrown123
      @Iowagrown123 Před rokem +19

      Or hoping for a payout in court...

    • @thrillwillent
      @thrillwillent Před rokem

      No real pedophile builds special hospital beds to kids suffering from cancer into their home theaters…

    • @vitocorleone8323
      @vitocorleone8323 Před rokem +14

      I love Chappelle but I believe them. Same thing we heard about the 60 Cosby victims. Chris Rock said it best " Everyone wants to give him the benefit of doubt but after number 37 it's kinda hard."

    • @KratosM4000
      @KratosM4000 Před rokem

      @@vitocorleone8323 No most of that documentary has been debunked... they just want a court case

    • @KratosM4000
      @KratosM4000 Před rokem

      @@vitocorleone8323 czcams.com/video/CXOfz1YkWeA/video.html&ab_channel=MarkHostetler

  • @assifrau
    @assifrau Před 9 měsíci

    Dave Chapelle is such an intelligent, raw comidian. Love him.

  • @tudormihai1898
    @tudormihai1898 Před rokem +42

    dave knows best how media operates. If 'they' need you to do something and you don't then things happen

  • @440Hurts
    @440Hurts Před rokem +3

    chilll dave 😂😂

  • @darklingdarkengar705
    @darklingdarkengar705 Před rokem +9

    "Bubbles, get those kids the fck outta my house!!!" xDDDD I'm dying at this point xDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @KarloBlaze
    @KarloBlaze Před rokem +67

    I really miss this nasty ass humor.

    • @RobRamirez456
      @RobRamirez456 Před rokem +2

      It’s still around. Andrew Shultz is a good one

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 Před rokem

      We still have it

  • @ImTheGibby
    @ImTheGibby Před rokem

    “Then MMMM SKY’S THE LIMIT” best fucking part 😂

  • @ismellthecheeze6436
    @ismellthecheeze6436 Před rokem +12

    He looks like a AC repair man

  • @astrataway7077
    @astrataway7077 Před rokem +3

    That jumpsuit he wears is the exact jumpsuit Cook County jail used to give us for work detail in central kitchen. It even looks exactly perfectly faded and over washed same swamp green like ours used to look wtf lol. Something even funnier about that jumpsuit was they had another version with a blue sometimes yellow bar around the waist and shoulders that let you visually identify that the person wearing it is a public jerkoff that might try masterbation any moment so we'd be walking on eggshells when we see one of those even though they were escorted by 2 COs he was still hand cuffed frontwards which is stupid but lawsuits prevailed. We called them ''clappers'' and for shits and giggles we'd give these jumpsuits to noobs on work details it was a riot.

  • @tadeubernacchi3360
    @tadeubernacchi3360 Před rokem +1

    I love this dude so much! THE GOAT!!!!!! ❤

  • @bluepandaman
    @bluepandaman Před rokem +6

    Dave’s voice keeps changing.

  • @Kahweekah2o2f
    @Kahweekah2o2f Před rokem +3

    You got served mJ’s balls

  • @skeetskeetnews4924
    @skeetskeetnews4924 Před rokem +4

    Why is Dave dressed liked Luigi?

  • @ghostofutube0333
    @ghostofutube0333 Před rokem +1

    Dave mind works on a different plane 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 Před rokem +1

    You pitch-shifted new Chappelle into young Chappelle.

  • @leechtlazuli5891
    @leechtlazuli5891 Před rokem +6

    editing the pitch throws back to the old school dave 🤣

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245

    Hollywood *elites* must loooove this

    • @michellelovespink2660
      @michellelovespink2660 Před rokem +3

      A promoter of their crap sell out. Making light of evil is not ok.
      Hes right God sees everything.

    • @wasabiginger6993
      @wasabiginger6993 Před rokem

      Absolutely … especially because Michael never sold out his soul to them! And to be clear, it’s the Cabal Elites that control Hollywood and one must be part of their pedofile ring to become famous.

  • @FathomMane
    @FathomMane Před rokem +1

    I love Dave Chappelle

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Před rokem +8

    The uncomfortable silence here is the funny part. I mean…what the hell do people expect?

  • @williamgary7891
    @williamgary7891 Před rokem +16

    He was the king of Pop

  • @thabelomakhaba7034
    @thabelomakhaba7034 Před rokem

    "You get stronger everytime I see you!!!" 😂

  • @kimberlyfisher9104
    @kimberlyfisher9104 Před rokem +2

    hahaha dave chappelle is funny as hell

  • @user-pm5td9pc4s
    @user-pm5td9pc4s Před rokem +4

    😆😆😆
    Dave's ruthless,
    I remember Tracy Morgan doing the same exact joke about mj back in the early 2000s

  • @FioNensa26
    @FioNensa26 Před rokem +6

    Micheal should have had a polygraph test when he was still alive

    • @Technotranceism
      @Technotranceism Před rokem +4

      Polygraph tests are fallible. It's one of the biggest reasons, as to why they don't use them.

    • @Madferreiro
      @Madferreiro Před rokem

      No fucking way mike did that... he was a freak but not a pedo

    • @iangrant9958
      @iangrant9958 Před rokem

      He didn’t need to. He was already thoroughly investigated. The fbi which is the top department did a complete search and found nothing…. NOTHING. And it was proven under the court of law he was innocent. Leave Michael alone

  • @EduardoJimenez-rk8nw
    @EduardoJimenez-rk8nw Před rokem +1

    This is too much !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OO7RX7
    @OO7RX7 Před rokem +8

    Broke families and Governments framed a lot of Innocent, super talented people.

  • @ef2883
    @ef2883 Před rokem +8

    funniest man alive

  • @christiancahig2269
    @christiancahig2269 Před rokem

    Is the full show available in Netflix?

  • @hokavistark7671
    @hokavistark7671 Před rokem +2

    This man 😍

  • @chahinekerfal5537
    @chahinekerfal5537 Před rokem +55

    The secret messages within the comedy of this legend is truly gold ! A real GOAT!

    • @robertmcwhinney4596
      @robertmcwhinney4596 Před rokem +2

      And! You just gonna leave it like that?🤷‍♂️

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 Před rokem +3

      “Secret”
      Sure
      Did the microwave tell you there were embedded messages in a stand up set? 😂

  • @mariarussell1747
    @mariarussell1747 Před rokem

    You are so funny. I love you You make me laugh

  • @josyjosy7495
    @josyjosy7495 Před rokem

    Love this guy

  • @adamonce41
    @adamonce41 Před rokem +7

    2:38 lmao 😂😂

  • @nhatvphan
    @nhatvphan Před rokem +3

    Thank you for turning up the pitch. This has old school Dave voice .

  • @johncollins211
    @johncollins211 Před rokem

    Lol the voice change makes him sound like 2002 Dave Chappelle

  • @TravisBlack
    @TravisBlack Před rokem +2

    Type in “Tech N9ne Greatest Performances” and about half way through he does an amazing tribute to MJ. Moonwalks and everything. It’s insane. He’s perfectly in sync with his partner Kutt Cahoun and whole Tech is clearly better Kutt does his thing too. Down to the millisecond they’re perfectly connected. It’s the result of doing it for 30+ years.