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Listening to this while high is transcendent of the experience

I remember tuning in to a 24 hour stream Markiplier did and he played the original dead space overnight. I remember waking up at various points throughout the game and it's made the game oddly nostalgic for me. This'll do nicely for tonight :)

This totally reminds me of when I was 7 and had seen my best friends ipad and wanted one so badly but didnt have one so I used my story books (idk if anyone knows these but those yellow ones with the life lessons in them that were always titled like "carelessness" or something) and would sit for probably hours tbh just pretending I was playing subway surfers on a book Edit: just found them online. They were the "teach me to be good" books and I always grabbed the yellow "being careless" one for some reason ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

THAT ENDING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMFAO

well if its any consolation to rorschach there was ONE less person with personality disorders after the end of Watchmen when Dr. Manhattan like vaprozied him

7:05. Wrote out ASMR and thought we wouldn't notice

Plot twist: he’s reading wattpad fanfics

Does anyone know the opening music?

What happened with Asmattr

I'm an iPad sold in Japan so I don't understand what he's saying well, but I managed to get only that he needed plenty of eggplants. They're yummy.

Instead of sleeping, I'm laughing my ass off

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Boring fact: Germans had school 4 ww1

The the was so soft. I was expecting a soft spoken not a whisper 🤣🤣

6:33 yess

8:17 THATS AN ENDERMAN SOUND

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😂😂😂 0:50 😂😂😂😂

Amazing 👍

I watched this for the first time at 13 years old (when it first came out). I’m 22 now, going through a lot and all-nighters have become a biweekly occurrence against my will. This is the only thing that’s helped me get to sleep. Somehow it’s incredibly comforting. I’m very grateful for it

Bros like your a Ipad bro your a fring pan

I like your content but the whole time i was watching i kept thinking you were a hitman blood money promo image.

mattastic asmr, drop another roadhog asmr and my life is yours

man #1 blew my mind

You make a really good Walter white ngl

The irony of me watching this on an iPad is too real 😂

this video is gonna make the white stuff emerge

Now if this was a 4 year old, we’d already have been yelled at 284 times in the span of 7 seconds, we would have been thrown across the room and then yelled at for getting cracked, and then we would get either spit on or punched due to rapid control of 4 devices in a single moment, and or we’d be forced to play skibidi toilet 5 billion times

Can you do the "My students are all morons" meme?

Close enough, drop half life 3

Thanks for everything :)

This is a whole damn film

What’s my tingle… WHATS MY TINGLE

Man! You should make the *real* Igor ASMR too, you both killed this ASMR for real! Loved it ♥️

Love the echoing, also "nothing" is a good trigger for me :D

may thy microphone chip and shatter

POV Apple employee

You are the best cosplay of agent smith man 🥶🥶🥶 respect.

I was playing geoguessr once and it put me less than a mile from my own house

This video is about nothing!

Imagine waking up at 3am to youtube autoplay playing this on your tv

Asmr: your in a car and a stranger is knocking on your window

weird ahh asmr

the glowing flesh orb is whispering the secrets of the void to me.

This is the part of the movie where you always think oh s*** I think things just got worse

Why do I click this thinking he was actually gonna teach me how to make meth?!😭😭😭

I’ve never seen breaking bad but I’m watching this anyways

Pls do jonny sins role play asmr

U look like RJ MITTE

has been passed 6 years and still a good ham