ASMR | Extremely Boring Facts That'll Put You to Sleep, Guaranteed*
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- čas přidán 24. 02. 2024
- FACT: This video contains lots of extremely boring facts about a wide variety of uninteresting things.
FACT: I hope you will fall asleep while listening to me read these facts into your ears.
FACT: This binaural ASMR video includes soft speaking, whispering, and some very bored crickets.
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Thanks for watching!
*Just kidding. There's no guarantee. I can't actually guarantee that you'll fall asleep. No CZcams video can make that kind of promise. Even if I could, you didn't pay me anything to watch this video, so you wouldn't get a refund anyway. - Zábava
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I like how bald you are
this is the funniest compliment
69th reply (I'm so fucking sorry)
@@Roman-R-2009 do you edge?
@@34r343Microsoft right? Or smth else
@@Boardzz76 to the special Olympics
Switching from the low natural voice to very soft is very relaxing but so funny at the same time, thank you for the facts!
Thank you!
1 minute in and im already typing out this comment unconsciously cause i was put to sleep
Gday sir I'm also writing this in my sleep 💤
Who would have thought i am also writing this reply in my sweet sleep
I am writing this reply while in hibernation.
Pause
As I read this comment I got hit with a metal pipe now I’m unconscious and typing this
Finally some facts i can fall asleep to because i don't feel like i'm missing out on something
Same, most often I can't sleep to such stuff unless I'm REALLY tired or managed to relax my mind enough.
😂
Real!
0:20
NO WAY I DID NOT KNOW THAT THANK YOU FOR THAT AMAZING FACT!!
YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is hysterical 😂
@@MattasticASMR I have a fact for you, did you know, if you give birth, to five night from freddy, he says, "Ur, ur ur ur ur, ur" and, there's, theres also, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. And, purple, purple man, put children in, five night, freddy, chica kitchen, bunny, and funx. But, but, purple, purple man, gets angered at by, the ghost, and they, they force him into, spring bunny suit, and he gets spring bunnied, and becomes springguy
@@billystaples6750Are you restarted? Or possibly regarded?
@@LeafyReuploadsor acoustic
How am I supposed to sleep when I'm being bombarded by all this fascinating information!?
i was personally riveted all the while @@Lochnessed
He's so knowledgeable
Whelp agent 47 is now narrating the random stuff I think about at 3 am.
Dang it. I was going to say he looked like a Hit Man
"Agent 47, your next target is quite simple, our target is an enthusiastic asmr enjoyer so..."
Your facts videos are my absolute favorite and this one might be the best so far. Your delivery of these snoozers is phenomenal
Thanks a bunch!
Agreed!
This video is genius because i always feel bad sleeping through videos with an actual story being told. I can finally listen guilt free knowing I'm being told a bunch of unusable garage. Thanks Matt! ❤
You're welcome!
omg the tone whiplash of this comment 😂sleep well op
An actor is good when they make you genuinely upset. I love you, man. Followed your content for so long and not once have I ever wantee to punch a wall so bad. The video IS SO BORING BUT IT'S SO TINGLY. I'M LEFT WITH A DILEMA.
My mind was blown from the amazing "boring" facts. I loved the sleepy concept!
I first found you a few years ago through one of your random facts videos. Been following you ever since and you’re my favorite ASMRtist! I like how your videos are just whatever peculiar idea is in your head this time, and I literally have no idea what to expect when you upload. You’re a great creator and a strange man! I hope you keep making videos forever! 🎉
Thank you very much!
thank you!! you are like a soothing replacement(??) of that one voice in the corner of my brain that keeps making me read wiki articles and it's so helpful and such a relief 🤗💖 also very grateful that you speak so clearly!!
I’m glad you like it!
I have to say Matt, you really blew my mind with these facts, I don’t think my brain could handle it as next thing i knew i woke up the next day.
Just when I was looking for something to relax to Matt comes in clutch!
This video worked like a charm, after a stressful day at work I was able to get to sleep easily. Thank you so much! Love your videos 💖💐😁🕊️☮️
You made this too powerful. These facts are so boring, I actually couldn't stand paying attention and ended up thinking about other things and didn't sleep
these facts type videos always so relaxing to me lol especially about nothing. I appreciate it Matt
Thank you!
Who knew listening to facts would put me to sleep so easily
This has been the most riveting and engaging video ive ever seen
Love your videos! Thank you and please keep up the good work!
Thank you!
Learning while falling asleep is a vibe
Respect to you for gathering all the information of selected boredom! Very creative and funny ending :D
Thanks!
I’ve missed these facts videos soooooo much bro
Nah this is actually really good and lowkey so funny 😂
Why is this so funny tho omg. the facts, boring.... the exhales.. and the little nod after the boring fact, amazing.
this guy is so underated😥
Facts videos returned!! my favorite ones. And now 110% more boring and sleepy!!!1!!11
Oh, the pleasure pf being this early to your videos is a gift indeed.
This didn’t make me bored this made me feel smart since I know it’s correct
First time here in this channel, I put it on last night. I was out in 10mins 😅 this is an amazing video.
Love the end of the description lol
I just love how you switch you voice 💙
Thank you man 💙🥇
Thanks!
thank you Mr megamind, you really make me sleep 🙏🏻
Fact. I liked this video. Both with a thumbs up and a balanced amount of enjoyment both emotionally and metaphysically.
This was enthusiastic as me driving to work
Truley fascinating, totally blew my mind! Lol
This video has put me to sleep at least 25 times at this point
3:23 hey! You've mentioned my state lol. I don't live to far from Roseville, I think it's cool when people mention Minnesota for some reason
I'm in Roseville, CA. never knew there were other rosevilles
Truly, Matt, I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time! Thank you!😂😂
You’re welcome!
holy shit i'm at 5:27 and i thought i was at 15 minutes into the video at LEAST lmao! great video so far. its very relaxing, and i really needed it after today. the humour is right up my alley too :) i actually have giggled once already
Thank you!
You're a underrated ASMRTIST.
Instantly put me to sleep, i could weaponize this
I was too busy laughing at the jokes and your reactions to sleep 😂
This is very effective
The facts in this video were so vapid, I almost didn’t consider commenting.
Here’s a boring fact: I watched and enjoyed to this video.
Thanks!
The delivery on the boring facts is so on the money that it unironically makes it interesting💀
Truly mind blowing facts
Not bad very relaxing thangks ❤
as someone who lives in humble Saskatoon, at 30:53 , I can confirm, 8th street East and Circle used to have a traffic circle, but was switched to a Diamond Interchange, and a Split Intersection that passes on both East, and West sides of Circle Drive/Yellowhead Highway.
Truly Mattastic!
I'm very glad that it isn't guaranteed to put me to sleep because I am cooking currently and that might cause problems
3:23 turned this on for background noise and heard my hometown
same here at 30:53 hehe...
Can't wait to stay awake so that I can listen to all these cool and super interesting facts!
Good luck.
Hitman now murdering us with boring facts
that background noise is nice ngl
i’m keeping a few of these in the bank of cool facts i keep
Thank you asmatter, amazing vid
Thank you!
The bald messiah comes in clutch as always
I love how with the bored tone of his voice, this just sounds like Napoleon Dynamite doing ASMR.
Enjoying it so far i feel a lil tied bu
Been waiting on another fact video! Let me get comfy.
worked, 10/10 slept until I had to wake up again. thankuuuu
Glad to hear it!
you promised these facts would be uninteresting. yet, interestingly, the first fact about the burger king is actually about a burger king very close to where I live!
Counter culture channel I’m living for love u Matt hope your spirits are up!!
I don't know if it's your voice or the slow boring facts that is making me sleepy
I dare say this is some MATTASTIC ASMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Giving me Colin Robinson vibes, and I have to say I'm loving it
Thanks!
It’s all fun and games till King Mattastic the III drops “Exquisite Royal Chess 101”
crickets to boredom are like moths to a lamp
Love this! It works haha
Thank you!
“ ohhh shitttttt” and “damn I was thinking the same thing fr” they said in unison
Agent 47, your mission is to knock out your target with boring facts, non targets you can blitzkrieg, but the primary target must go night night.
8/10. Fell asleep rather quickly, could be more boring.
The first 10 seconds made me laugh lol
His expression is comic gold
i did fall asleep to this
I LOVE FACTS
Fact: This video is 39 minutes 45 seconds long
Fact: This is a comment.
Dude! Literally the closest Burger King to me is the one in Roseville, MN from your first fact. Crazy!
W ASMRtist
0:03 the blink unbilivbl
I started writing notes in my sleep (not joking)
Never saw someone with absolutely ZERO emotions 💀🗿
God bless y’all
What would be the headset you are using friend? And would you recommend buying
Sony WH-1000XM3 - I’d recommend!
Omg guys I've been here for like 30 seconds or smth i really hope i dont sl
Instead of sleeping, I'm laughing my ass off
this video is my personality in a nutshell
I like the implication that everything after the last fact is a lie
🤫
Mr clean Asmr!
Ur whispers remind me of the kenito pet whispers sometimes
Laying in my bed when I hear something abt the city I live in😂 how random
Just got jump scared by bros expression
I found this unironically funny
The monotone voice is so funny to me for some reason.
voldemort basically
I did in fact read that, lol
Reminds me of evan peters playing dahmer, the blank face 😆
Big up noddy