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It's mind boggling how much space is used just for plumbus de-worming equipment, yet they can cram so much tech into encabulators and in such a tiny footprint! I could have one in every room of my house, if it weren't for overlapping time slippage concerns.....not to mention phase shift gravitating pulses that really need to be spread out at least by a 1/4 standing wave formations, which dictates the inverse square concentration of encabulators in a generalized area. And we all know the consequences if they are any closer.

You lose points with the "Jeffries Tube" reference. Nobody's gonna believe you are using Federation Starship personnel access shafts in your design.

Well now this certainly brings new information to the discussion and across multidisciplinary incepterations. And while I am differentiating which position would bring peak bafflement, I think most would agree that this requires further study.

Good explanation Scotty, keep on with the repairs! We need ship power as soon as possible otherwise we will be toast.

I just want to know how they got a Jefferies tube into that little box. I'm not climbing in there!

This video deserves wide distribution. I've never heard a better and more understandable description of a working Encabulator. We're talking Genius level tech explained for the average Man. Obviously, Women won't understand.

Turbo encabulator hasn't been around since the 40s. 0:20 "The turbo-encabulator in industry", Students' Quarterly Journal, Vol. 15, Iss. 58, p. 22 (December 1944)"

OK Dumbo

Been trying to tackle this side fumbling anomaly on these two spurving bearings in-line w/the parametric fan set-ups for decades.

One week later.....the chinese came out with the mini micro turbo encabulator...

*TECHNICAL SERVICE BULLETIN No. 453-A1* Due to interflangial resonance between the modal springs and the sinusoidal mounting brackets it is recommended to replace the gearage races annually, using a maximum torque of 5 liter-pounds per second.

Only three hydrocoptic Marzel veins instead of six??? They claim its a hack to alleviate side-fumble ?????? Everyone knows you can’t do it with less than six veins 🙄 Having only three stators running into a boloid shaft will cause it to rupture the high-pressure vanadium tenure lines along the panametric magneto's dyna causing catastrophic failure and damage to the internal flute apertures

So disappointed as I really need one of these.

Jeffries tube!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:29 That smile on his face! You can tell this isnt that mans first experience with a run-away side-fumble! Those can get real dangerous real quick once the Parallel Harmonic Phase Balancers reach the critical Scrinaculous Temperature and begin to superimpose upon the Phase Boost Permanulator, bypassing the gyroid capacitationers and thus reversing the direction of the side-fumble enshrinkers. Love to see it, great job!

But it’s real! ITS REAL I TELL YOU! -Some random guy

Some people don’t realize through emulation you make a crude caricature instead.

Good to see other folks getting in on the joke ;) presenter seemed a bit stiff, but I don't envy anyone who has to say all this with straight face.

"Promo sm"

This guy talks like a Thermian from Galaxy Quest.

This so exciting! I love this... Thanks Lindsay and Levis, well done!!

I will need two of these as soon as they are not available.

I BELIEVE IN A HEALTHY FUTURE ✊🏽

I always perfered the prefabulated amulite cases

Hey herd some star trek lingo there 😏

Plot twist: They forgot to tell the woman the product is not real.

Your shirts neck size is a half inch or so too big; fix that and you can pull the tie snug without rippling fabric or gaps above the knot like that. 🥂

I immediately discarded my old Turbo Encabulator for the new improved Micro Encabulator which is far more efficient. Amazingly the Adacodaledon no longer has side fumbling of the older model and the marvel vanes never experience hydrocoptic instability. Delamination of the sperval shaft is a thing of the past. Ureka.

I can’t wait for the micro turbo futuro encabulator to come out. I hear it works really well with the newly designed flux capacitors for time travel. At least that’s what Doc told me when he came back from the future.

Idk why but the water he poured on the fire made me so thirsty

1:50 "off of" ?

My Grandfather had an original Chrysler Turbo Encabulator! This Micro is a huge step forward.

A Jeffries Tube? Scotty will be upset.

I really NEEDED the micro encabulator to be real..... WTF do I do now? The side fumbling keeps me awake at night.

I never seen a joke so deep that runs for decades, multiple media, multiple people and multiple companies.

I use a quadrapolar array of these to keep snakes out of my back yard. It works, but just barely.

Too many hand gestures lost me.. og was better this too low production hehe

Side-fumbling is the worst!

I hate the micro encabulator! Encabulation has ruined my life!

Lol Jeffrey's Tube! Nice Star Trek reference! 👌 👍 👏

the comments under this video are gold.

Jeffries Tube 😂😂😂😂. I guess they have dual purposes on the uss enterprise and the encabulator.

The main problem with this one is that it doesn't interface with nofer trunions.

Connected by a Jefferies Tube!

Version 2 is a monumental step in the right direction, the thermo-coupled granulators produce twice the load compared to the single spatulated bearing coil. Can't wait to see how you overcome the thermo-tresonance rumblings in the next version....

The Jeffries tubes are mentioned in the Star fleet technical manual.

I believe in you turbo encabulator,even if no one else does. You complete me.

Side fumbling is a mutha'!!!

I am unclear why a company would produce a video about a fake product, and clearly indicate it was fake at 1:55. It only highlights that the PATH product development shop is unable to produce a working product while other vendors have produced working versions for years.

LOVE that the handle/wheel he turned wasn't connected to anything...🤣🤣🤣