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My Most Controversial Video...
The video I changed the world with. It shook the foundations of the earth. No-one can look at me the same way again. But I and I alone stood tall and was correct....
(well, me and like 95% of the current linguistic establishment)
The original DIVISIVE video: czcams.com/video/YH512TnN4P0/video.html
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Written and Created by Me
Art by kvd102
Music also hastily put together by me
0:00 - Intro
0:29 - Video
5:39 - Credits
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This Asterisk Is Shaping German Politics
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Learn any language with professional tutors and native speakers on LiveXP & enjoy these exclusive discounts: Your first $0,99 trial lesson Promocode: KKLEIN Or follow the link:livexp.biz/KKLEIN 30% off monthly or quarterly subscription: Promocode: KKLEIN30 Or follow the link: livexp.biz/KKLEIN30 Thanks to my patrons!!! www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Sources: AfD Fraktion Sachsen. (2021). "Korr...
Is Lord of the Rings Racist?
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A discussion of how Lord of the Rings ended up like this. | Buy Symphony of the Sojourn: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT89VR14?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details Thanks to my patrons!!! www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Sources: Branston, B. (1957). The Lost Gods of England. London: Thames and Hudson. Chance, J. (1979). Tolkien’s Art: A ‘Mythology for England’. London & Basingstoke: Macmillan Press....
Fixing the Yiddish Keyboard
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The first 500 people to use my link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare: skl.sh/kklein02241 I'm so sorry to anyone who uses the word bank on duolingo Cú's channel - www.youtube.com/@CuDoesThings Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator - www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=102134 Isaac L Bleaman's phonetic Yiddish keyboard - www.isaacbleaman.com/resources/yiddish_typing/ For more ...
English Doesn't Have a Future Tense
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English is a two-tense language. Thanks to my patrons!!! www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Written and created by me Art by kvd102 Translations: Leeuwe van den Heuvel - Dutch #linguistics #language #englishgrammar
Languages That Came Back from the Dead (feat. @LingoLizard)
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ooooo spooky christmas present || Check out @LingoLizard !! very fun project to do together NOTE: LingoLizard checked the Ethnologue thing and it is actually true, sorry for doubting you Wikipedia (but still frick paywalls) Thanks to my patrons!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 00:00 - Intro/Etruscan 00:38 - Manx 02:43 - Classical Arabic 04:47 - Coptic 08:53 - When Does a Language Die?...
So I Invented a Fantasy World...
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Use my exclusive link mondly.app/kklein to get 96% off the lifetime option on Mondly! | 100k subscriber special or something idk lol Credits at the end of the video, for the whole K Klein channel so far. Wanted to thank you all for helping me along the way. lol scuffed mic for credits cos i sped it up cos i was talking too slowly but im not editing the audio or rerecording because loooool Thank...
French Spelling Isn't That Bad
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French orthography hurt me | 🌏 Get Exclusive NordVPN deal here ➼ nordvpn.com/kklein It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ✌ Thanks to my patrons!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 can't believe i did the thingy wrong i wrote "ils ont" a second time instead of replacing it with "ils écoutent", silly me Written and created by K Klein Art by kvd102 Additional writing and ...
Gender is NOT the Same as Sex
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I declare gender is not the same as sex | Go to sponsr.is/cs_kklein and use code KKLEIN to save 25% off today. Thanks to Curiosity Stream for sponsoring today’s video. Thanks to my patrons! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Bibliography: Austin, J. (1962). How to Do Things With Words. Oxford University Press. Davies, S. (2006). "Challenging Gender Norms: Five Genders Among Bugis in Indon...
Creating the World's Worst Language
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Click the link try.lingoda.com/KKlein_Sprint and use my code KKLEIN20 for €20 or $25 off your Lingoda Sprint registration! || I try to test the theoretical limit for how bad a language can get while also making extremely nerdy jokes rolled into a video. Enjoy ig :D An entry for: czcams.com/video/_2fhHUuMxcA/video.html from @AgmaSchwa Thanks to my patrons!! www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 00:00 ...
Why Is Dutch Called That?
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Go to squarespace.com/KKLEIN to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain | hi Leeuwe Thanks to my patrons!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Sources: Blom-Zandstra, M., Paulissen, M., Agricola, H., Schaap, B. (2009). "How will climate change affect spatial planning in agricultural and natural environments? Examples from three Dutch case study regions." IOP...
The Language of Hyrule (Tears of the Kingdom)
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Go to squarespace.com/KKLEIN to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain | If BotW 3 doesn’t include a full Gerudo conlang with in-game lessons, I’m not buying it. Thanks to my patrons!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Written and created by me Art by kvd102 Special thanks to @TheStellarJay and his Japanese friend Music composed by Mitsuhiko Takano and pe...
Swahili Has 11** Genders**
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Go to squarespace.com/KKLEIN to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Thanks to my patrons!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=73482298 Written and created by me Art by kvd102 Thanks to Letsko from Discord for checking my Swahili. Music by me. #linguistics #swahili #kiswahili
When an AI Makes a Language (A Layperson's Experience)
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When an AI Makes a Language (A Layperson's Experience)
This Sound Only Exists In One Language
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This Sound Only Exists In One Language
So I Invented a Language...
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So I Invented a Language...
Why YOU Should Learn a Language, Explained in 4 Minutes
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Why YOU Should Learn a Language, Explained in 4 Minutes
Why Are the English So Bad At Languages? (Statistically Speaking)
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Why Are the English So Bad At Languages? (Statistically Speaking)
The Battle of the Linguists | Pirahã Part 2
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The Battle of the Linguists | Pirahã Part 2
YouTube Doesn't Render Arabic Properly
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CZcams Doesn't Render Arabic Properly
What is the Enchanting Table Language?
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What is the Enchanting Table Language?
How Do Words Go Bad?
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How Do Words Go Bad?
Italian Sounds A Bit Like Swedish (And Why That's Interesting)
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Italian Sounds A Bit Like Swedish (And Why That's Interesting)
German Nouns DON'T Change Gender (And Why It's Not That Interesting)
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German Nouns DON'T Change Gender (And Why It's Not That Interesting)
Chinese Isn't (Really) A Language...
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Chinese Isn't (Really) A Language...
The Tribe That Can't Count | Pirahã Part 1
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The Tribe That Can't Count | Pirahã Part 1
English Teachers Get This Wrong About English (a Pedantic Response to @zoe_bee)
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English Teachers Get This Wrong About English (a Pedantic Response to @zoe_bee)
English is Harder Than You Think
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English is Harder Than You Think
Can Trees TALK?
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Can Trees TALK?
Let's Talk About Singular They.
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Let's Talk About Singular They.

Komentáře

  • @FlopgamingOne
    @FlopgamingOne Před 21 hodinou

    C and X are useless though and can be substituted with other characters, even with intervocalic voicing you can just remove the useless E at the end and make S strictly the /s/ sound.

  • @blaster2000
    @blaster2000 Před 23 hodinami

    as a polish speaker it's absolute cap that masculine word ≠ male ect

  • @user-dd8jn1fm8r
    @user-dd8jn1fm8r Před dnem

    As Ukrainian I can't hear the difference between w and v

  • @daper1015
    @daper1015 Před dnem

    To be honest. Communication as a whole is made up, that's why there are so many versions of it (languages, dialects, accents), that does it really matter how we classify it if we all understand it either way?

  • @eelsemaj99
    @eelsemaj99 Před dnem

    and of course the word will originally had the same semantic meaning as wish or want. and then it gained a future meaning. And it can still mean that in rare occasions, but i suppose linguists will do what they will

  • @Finity2010-ud2rl
    @Finity2010-ud2rl Před dnem

    1:33 notice how all of them use (except for hemp) use the character for horse, including the character for horse itself.

  • @tobymardis1009
    @tobymardis1009 Před dnem

    Thought this said My Mom's Most Controversial Video

  • @spuriusbrocoli4701

    If you couldn't tell these videos were made by a Leftist, I don't know what to tell you, lol. (Complimentary)

  • @matteo-ciaramitaro

    I don't see how "It will rain tomorrow" is more certain than "it's gonna rain tomorrow". I think there's a subtle difference but i don't think that is it. Semantically, any sentence I can think of that uses "will" or "going to" to indicate a future event has an equal amount of certainty. "If you keep on like this, you're going to lose your job" "If you keep on like this you'll lose your job" "if you keep on like this, you WILL lose your job" In all cases, the speaker expresses a certainty.

  • @1Dr490n
    @1Dr490n Před dnem

    Tbf the circumflex is etymologically really interesting

  • @strider_hiryu850
    @strider_hiryu850 Před dnem

    "English has no future (tense)" and it was settled

  • @chartophylacium5250

    I am a German native speaker and the grammatical gender of German makes perfect sense and isn't arbitrary at all. The only thing not making sense are the labels attached. May them be called masculine, feminine, neuter, male, female or männlich, weiblich, sächlich, they are all wrong. When looking on German words, more than 99 % don't have a natural gender or sex. So why do we label the gender categories by those exceptions and not by the rule? When you consider the oldest attested Indo-European languages the system actually is quite clear: - The grammatical gender wrongly termed masculine is the standard gender reserved for nouns without something special. In Latin these are the nouns usually ending in -us. - The grammatical gender wrongly termed neuter developed later and is reserved for results of actions or words which are dealing with an action. In Latin these are the nouns usually ending in -um. - The grammatical gender wrongly termed female developed last and is reserved for words with an abstract meaning. They developed to give words kind of an summing up meaning. In Latin these are the nouns usually ending in -a. Grammatical gender developed as a tool to derive new words in an easy way in Indo-European langagues. This is the secret super power of grammatical gender. So why do words for animate beings of female sex fall into the third category? Because all of them are abstract derivations from other nouns to specifically mark that this word denominates someone with female sex. Here is the point where the historic dominance by persons with male sex becomes visible. The old Indo-European system has been carried on by German to a large extent until today, e.g.: schreiben -> der Schreiber -> das Geschriebene -> die Schrift to write -> writer (someone who writes) -> something written (the result of the act of writing) -> script (the abstract system used to write something down) German does this even with borrowings from languages which don't have a gender system, e.g.: - comeback: das Comeback, because it grammatically describes an activity or procedure - a band: die Band, because it grammatically is an abstract description for a group of people There are expcetion to this but then these words usually first have been used by specialists or are denominations for animate beings of female sex. Over the course of time, there have been shifts in gender, as well. But they are all due to words losing their endings, leading to that shift just because the rules of the German grammar don't alow the changed words to stay in the previous category.

  • @SwordQuake2
    @SwordQuake2 Před dnem

    Boo-hoo "bUt RaCisM" Fuck off. You see "racism" because you want to be offended. You even said it yourself 10:49 Soooo close to self-awareness but missed it.

  • @theunholyburger9338

    As someone who types in hebrew I just assumed this how how it is supposed to work

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer Před dnem

    talking about "will" as though it's a tense is useful to teach children about grammar that indicates something about time, but that doesn't make it true. It's a simplification. You don't have to talk about aspect and modality and so on to give a basic overview of how time works in English this way, it's nice and simple. But because it's so nice and simple, it also means it can't accurately describe how English truly works, because it's so much more complicated. It's complicated in ways that don't really make sense to teach a 5-year-old about. However, if someone has already learned another language, it's a very different story. In that case, you want to use the tools that they already have to teach them about English. And conversely, if you want someone to learn a second language, doing away with the simplifications they've been taught about English will also much better equip them to handle whatever new language they're going to learn.

  • @blaster2000
    @blaster2000 Před dnem

    someone make a conlang with a similar premise but actually speakable

  • @Pingwn
    @Pingwn Před dnem

    ‏0:34 My hot take: (sometimes) prescriptivism is good, actually.

  • @nathancheese8645
    @nathancheese8645 Před dnem

    6:01 bro mandarin has the word hui for the feature, Zheng Zia for present continuous, le for past (I did), and gou […] le for I have done. Also nothing just means I do

  • @retrogamingfan85
    @retrogamingfan85 Před 2 dny

    Couldn't agree with you more! The English "future" is a set of related constructions that indicate the future in the discourse, but are not morphological. It reminds me of William Croft's take on construction grammar. He proposes that things like tenses, adjectives, and other categories, can only really be defined as those things if they fit the strict and narrow definition. But, since most of every language doesn't fit these narrow definitions, we can refer to the meaning/role they play in the sentence. Saying "I will go to the store" is a future construction meaning that I will perhaps travel to the store at some point in the future. Especially since English is so analytic, we don't do too much in the way of morphology, but have a plethora of periphrastic constructions to achieve these meanings. When you say that English is past/non-past, that isn't a limit on what we can express in English, it's just a description of our *morphological* range of tense. All is possible in every language!

  • @delly2088
    @delly2088 Před 2 dny

    I completely agree

  • @ChillaxeMake
    @ChillaxeMake Před 2 dny

    still better than poliespo

  • @vwx1st
    @vwx1st Před 2 dny

    idk feels like its getting overcomplicated when you grow up with it, it just comes natural

  • @joeyRaven201
    @joeyRaven201 Před 2 dny

    Autism mentioned 😃, Its indeed like learning Chinese

  • @mantecadosdemermelada

    Brücke its so much beautiful than puente it doesn't depends by its gender. It happens the same with cockroach, in Spanish it's LA cucaracha and in Catalan it's LA panerola, it's so much beautiful in catalan and so disgusting in Spanish. In conclusion, I think it depends about the word and the gender only influence the perception, but the power is in the word. I appreciate your valuable time that you spent to read this text ❤❤.

  • @bnedi98
    @bnedi98 Před 2 dny

    I have tried it as well. My ChatGPT had the perfect solution for the grammar. If you add “-nom” to the noun, it is nominative, if you add “-acc” to the noun it is accusative and if you add “-gen” to the noun it is genitive To conjugate verbs it uses a similar system. “-1sg” is first person singular, “-1pl” is first person plural, “-past” is past tense and so on. So the sentence “Loma kal-gen naki mita-nom taru-3sg” means “The small friend of the big house eats” (word by word it would be: “Big house small friend eat” with house being genitive and friend being nominative). And “Sefa nilo-nom reka-acc tosa-3sg-fut” means “The happy child will see the tree” (word by word: “happy child tree see” with child being nominative, tree being accusative and see being 3rd person singular in the future tense. How did it come up with such a creative grammar? And yeah, “The small friend of the big house eats” is one of the actual examples ChatGPT gave me. Oh and by the way, if you wonder about pronunciation: Gari mita-pl-nom loma kal-pl-gen taru-3pl-past Is pronounced as: /gari mita-la-nɔm loma kal-la-gɛn taru-im-po/ So yeah, absolutely logical: The grammatical markers seem to have a different phonetic inventory. Cause ɔ and ɛ did not exist in the original inventory, and while the pronunciation for the words is pretty straight forward, you really have to learn how to pronounce the grammatical markers. But I have to give some credit: For now it was pretty consistent.

  • @the_demon149
    @the_demon149 Před 2 dny

    2:53 frr

  • @aceroo____
    @aceroo____ Před 2 dny

    no spanish native speaker would ever say the form "ir a + verb" is a tense, it's just periphrasis. it really goes over my head that people can't seem to see that in english too🤨🤨🤨

  • @dnyalslg
    @dnyalslg Před 2 dny

    Man, you just come here and kick the hornet’s nest and then leave.

  • @urrrr
    @urrrr Před 2 dny

    The fact that you did not reveal that important dead langue makes me so mad i cant even

  • @lloydgush
    @lloydgush Před 2 dny

    Lowering government spending TENDS to be great for the economy, EU is actually a burden on germany.

  • @vitasomething
    @vitasomething Před 2 dny

    thank you estrogen tom scott <3

  • @shreddder999
    @shreddder999 Před 2 dny

    It's *not* fun. It's tedious, tiring and VERY stressful. VERY.

  • @scrittle
    @scrittle Před 2 dny

    Saw this on my feed. I don't know who you are or the context for whatever you're talking about... But the answer is yes. To finalise this piece, I shall click off without ever understanding what even happened here.

  • @henrik2766
    @henrik2766 Před 2 dny

    Don't have a horse in this race but great vid:)

  • @MagicLibrary
    @MagicLibrary Před 2 dny

    this goes agaist everything I've been taught about he English lanugage in the most satisfying way and I'm not gonna lie, I kinda love it

  • @m.s.5370
    @m.s.5370 Před 2 dny

    I love watching linguistics videos on CZcams, (they were actually my first introduction into the topic before I was old enough to enroll in a university and become a linguistics student), and I'm beginning to notice a pattern whenever linguistic data about the way language subconsciously works is brought up. Time and time again, people will get incredibly defensive, even aggressively so, about the way they think they speak their native language when the truth is counterintuitive. A recent example that comes to mind is a video by Ling Otter (or something like that, I don't remember the name perfectly) about allophones in Spanish. For instance, how the d will be pronounced as a voiced dental plosive when preceded by a consonant, but softened into more of a dental fricative when preceded by a vowel. A common example of this is the initial D in dedo vs. a dedo, which in the first instance, is distinct from the second D, as the second one is always preceded by a vowel. In the second instance, where the same phonetic environment exists for both D's, they sound alike. But due to the fact that these are allophones and thus practically unnoticable to L1 speakers unless pointed out, many Spanish native speakers commented under that video that this is misinformation and to not believe him, forcing him to do a followup video adressing the comments (who were ironically spreading misinformation by claiming his claims to be misinformation). And now the same happened to you. Just goes to show how important language is to people, I guess, and how deeply we care about it

  • @Dobjob
    @Dobjob Před 2 dny

    This is interesting because I have OLP. It’s a type of synesthesia where I subconsciously give all words a gender. I’ve tried learning French, but it was so hard because I would gender words based on how my OLP genders words. Eg. for me shoes are very masculine but in French they are feminine.

  • @bananbananowy3552
    @bananbananowy3552 Před 2 dny

    bro's changing english all by himself

  • @Argenti_Lover
    @Argenti_Lover Před 2 dny

    1:44 well, maybe that's in Serbian but I speak Croatian and bol itself is a feminine word, I've never heard anyone refer to it as male So ig it depends on context if it's physical or mental pain

  • @scribblecloud
    @scribblecloud Před 2 dny

    wait so does german not have a future tense either? because id translate "i will" directly into "ich werde" so is that both not future tense? or does it just magically turn into one because it switched languages? why? Im so confused

  • @rosstemby1347
    @rosstemby1347 Před 2 dny

    Soon

  • @DoubleU_16
    @DoubleU_16 Před 2 dny

    masterpiece

  • @user-ck5ze7ld4f
    @user-ck5ze7ld4f Před 2 dny

    Hakka speaker here. In fact many Chinese dialect sharing same word with others, just different pronouncing. Over the past 2000 years, people have migrated from the north to the south in waves due to wars. In the northern region which is mainly flat, transportation was convenient and communication was frequent, so people's pronunciation was easy to maintain consistency. In the southern region which is mainly hilly mountains, transportation was blocked. As long as they were separated by mountains and rivers, the people on the two sides might not have communicated for hundreds of years, which easily led to the formation of dialect islands. On the Chinese internet, southern netizens often jokingly say that southern dialects have retained the pronunciation of ancient Chinese.

  • @mistermistery4097
    @mistermistery4097 Před 2 dny

    3:29 The PC ("J'ai joué") is more often used for the simple past to be fair to you, but I wouldn't say it's completely different because it can also carry this "retrospective present" meaning, i.e. "J'ai joué au football toute ma vie

  • @user-ck5ze7ld4f
    @user-ck5ze7ld4f Před 2 dny

    lol 古德猫宁(gu de mao ning)

  • @robbo415
    @robbo415 Před 2 dny

    I bet most of the people disagreeing with you on this point are motivated by emotion not logic (welcome to the internet). They don’t like the idea their language is “lacking” something, in this case a grammatical future tense, so they make up illogical reasons why it does have one

  • @solarflarecj1067
    @solarflarecj1067 Před 2 dny

    Thought we only had these debates for Japanese, but nope English has is too lmao

  • @GrigoryRechistov
    @GrigoryRechistov Před 3 dny

    I am with you, English and some other Germanic languages dot not have future tense in the same sense as other languages have.

  • @kiuxex4875
    @kiuxex4875 Před 3 dny

    2:35 they do be hunting rabbits tho

  • @narutoxley
    @narutoxley Před 3 dny

    Why would Tolkien be thinking of black people? Creatives create their art based in their life and the other stories, in this case, myths that they consume. The books are clearly based on european culture and myth that is used to re create a soldier's fantastical view of a world after fighting a great war. Why would race be a source of inspiration of creation for him when religion, culture and personal lived experience is where he gets his inspiration. I'd be suprise if Tolkine ever talked to a black man. The obsession of race is a product of our time, and when talking about an author you have to contextualize his writing with his life. Whatever moder interpretation based on how you see the world is irrelevant to him and how he saw the world. Wanna see race and call the orcs black people? Go ahead, but it was clear to me when you saw them rising from the ground and mud that they where symbologyof men going through hell and war represented as a creature, just how those soldiers turned into killing machines during the war. If you ask me, ever comparing the orcs with with black people when there's nothing to link them outside of a color spectrum is insane. We even have the fact they are born of the elves, implying thematically that they where people that where took and turned to this beings forged for war. It might be harsh now, but black people are quite irrelevant or unexistant in european folklore and culture, the generations that lived when european countries where 99% european are still alive, there is no lore of non-europen in europe, unlike the US, europeans didn't, you know, know about black people or care for them, for that matter, they where to ocupied living their lifes to give a relevant or long lasting thought about people from a diffrent culture far away with more melanin.