The *NEWEST* Worst Game on Steam

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
  • I didn't think it was possible but I've found a game with a ZERO PERCENT rating on Steam... it has take the crown for The Worst Game On Steam.
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  • @RikuIshmaru
    @RikuIshmaru Před 3 lety +7326

    The ironic thing is - he played a game called “There is NO game” and it was outstanding... and here we are with a game - with no game in it...

    • @kinseycole
      @kinseycole Před 3 lety +281

      Why is life so sad with games that have no game and no games that have games. What has the world come to

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 Před 3 lety +140

      @@kinseycole behold the dumbest timeline.

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 Před 3 lety +55

      @@kinseycole I’m afraid this is just the society we live in now and we’ll have to make do...

    • @falaghsepehr5504
      @falaghsepehr5504 Před 3 lety +15

      wise words

    • @glaucogd1800
      @glaucogd1800 Před 3 lety +20

      And there is Paladins. A game found inside a glitch in your computer.

  • @ry3833
    @ry3833 Před 3 lety +13574

    when the bar is so low that a basic wall makes you excited

    • @unscspartan93
      @unscspartan93 Před 3 lety +43

      Riiiggghhttt?

    • @ninetime6958
      @ninetime6958 Před 3 lety +16

      Lmao Fr

    • @user-biscut
      @user-biscut Před 3 lety +86

      Your comment is underrated because it was like Mark had suddenly been reborn with a new wave of hope. It's really sad how badly this game let him down. 😢

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman Před 3 lety +41

      I mean hell, that's why Trump won

    • @sniperarcher7630
      @sniperarcher7630 Před 3 lety +8

      @@user-biscut i agree

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 Před 3 lety +4477

    the worst game rating is like:
    2019: 6%
    2020: 3%
    2021: 0%
    2022: -3%

  • @spence6395
    @spence6395 Před 3 lety +1584

    Alternate title: Mark has an existential crisis, while Walmart brand sims do the macarena

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Před 3 lety +35

      This game isn’t Walmart brand, it’s trying to pass off as Walmart brand to gain credibility

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge Před 2 lety +13

      Its like dollar general brand

    • @brokenpayphone
      @brokenpayphone Před 2 lety +4

      Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena

    • @ch3rryl3m0naD3
      @ch3rryl3m0naD3 Před 2 lety +8

      @@SylverScourge it’s not even god dammed dollar store brand

    • @milkenthusiast.3486
      @milkenthusiast.3486 Před rokem

      @@ch3rryl3m0naD3 dollarama brand

  • @ameadus
    @ameadus Před 3 lety +3409

    "I won't say it's broken because that would assume that there is a fixed state."

    • @tacshot645
      @tacshot645 Před 3 lety +21

      Lol

    • @BraydenDarrell
      @BraydenDarrell Před 3 lety +29

      As there’s 911 comments
      911: “911 what’s your emergency”
      People who play this game: “isndhaomejdosks”

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk Před 3 lety +6

      What a line to describe this game.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@BraydenDarrellhuh

    • @BraydenDarrell
      @BraydenDarrell Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@tweenytwinkies I don’t even know… that was 3 years ago haha

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters Před 3 lety +4044

    “It’s like putting money in a vending machine that only kicks you in the balls”

    • @nweasels
      @nweasels Před 3 lety +184

      Mark would probably put money into that machine.

    • @williamwright4813
      @williamwright4813 Před 3 lety +168

      And if you don't have balls, it gives you balls, and then kicks you in them.

    • @wepntech
      @wepntech Před 3 lety +47

      at least that would serve a purpose. i guess.

    • @federicopieruzzi1162
      @federicopieruzzi1162 Před 3 lety +40

      No, he wouldn't because he is not a masochist

    • @chancematters
      @chancematters Před 3 lety +83

      @@federicopieruzzi1162 of course not! He’s NOT a masochist. He just likes to test what his body can handle!

  • @Fathomorg
    @Fathomorg Před 2 lety +695

    As a student studying game design, this is very entertaining. It's amazing to see how unintuitive a UI can be designed.

    • @anceptus
      @anceptus Před 2 lety +21

      Sorry to necro this thread but do you have any game releases? I'd love to see the stuff you've developed if you have any. Cheers, keep up the good work.

    • @Lallint
      @Lallint Před 2 lety +4

      @@anceptus he dead

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers Před rokem +1

      ​@@Lallint he isn't dead

    • @Lallint
      @Lallint Před rokem +2

      @@schwingedeshaehers yeah he is

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers Před rokem +1

      @@Lallint okay, I misslooked. I thought his last comment on the channel is 4 days ago, but it is 4 weeks

  • @starrynight9104
    @starrynight9104 Před 3 lety +2693

    Markiplier literally went through the five stages of grief after he finished his school.
    Denial 12:20 - Questioning game in hopes of finding something to do regardless of how low that hope is looking
    Anger 12:26 - Shouting out question in anger (well close enough)
    Bargaining 12:31 - Laughing hysterically as if asking the world for a solution
    Depression 12:39 - Hopelessness sets in
    Finally Acceptance 12:44 - He comes to the conclusion the game is garbage

  • @i1C4RU5
    @i1C4RU5 Před 3 lety +1914

    The best part is that he only has 23 minutes on record.
    All of the emotions that we see Mark going through took 23 minutes.

    • @salemlynn8225
      @salemlynn8225 Před 3 lety +5

      HA!😂

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 Před 3 lety +7

      Well he has horrible add. It's about all that runs through his mind

    • @miguel3302
      @miguel3302 Před 3 lety +2

      Why does he only have 23 minutes

    • @kingsonom5847
      @kingsonom5847 Před 3 lety +4

      @@miguel3302 it just means he has 23 minutes logged on this game in steam

  • @Chillingoutfr
    @Chillingoutfr Před 3 lety +1659

    “WHY ARE THEY SITTING ON THE BENCHES AND STANDING AT THE DESKS”
    Protest.

    • @Scorchinghell
      @Scorchinghell Před 3 lety +15

      Do they even know what they are or what there doing
      Those guys seem like complete morons

    • @sexyturtle_
      @sexyturtle_ Před 3 lety +1

      i was the 1k like ;)

    • @jessiesandhu8200
      @jessiesandhu8200 Před 3 lety +5

      Cause of the protest- the kids thought they were going to university but realized they got scammed

    • @bionicleapple1254
      @bionicleapple1254 Před 3 lety

      @@LightningSquad dude you didnt even edit your comment

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl Před 3 lety +4

      University students protesting over nothing is the most real part of this game lmao

  • @emberrose2750
    @emberrose2750 Před 3 lety +322

    "At the request of the developer, this game is no longer available for purchase through Steam"

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před rokem +17

      I just saw that lol but did this mean the developer had a change of heart about ripping people off?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Před rokem +62

      @@SallySue9725 Or they got obliterated by people coming from this video telling them to stop selling this absolutely terrible monstrosity that can barely be considered a product, let alone a game.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před rokem +13

      @@nikkiofthevalley true that’s probably more likely

  • @deadinthedaylight142
    @deadinthedaylight142 Před 2 lety +209

    They actually ended up taking this game off of steam, thank god.

    • @xvxreapervx5741
      @xvxreapervx5741 Před 2 lety +24

      I was looking for a comment to see if they ever did. It’s a good thing they did they were basically just taking money

    • @bigendered
      @bigendered Před 11 měsíci +3

      i was gonna play the game. i cant make games, and i guarantee you there are no other games where you can build an entire university without worrying about money

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan Před 3 lety +6208

    Markiplier University: “Our toilets allow people to stare each other down.”

    • @IggsHowlee
      @IggsHowlee Před 3 lety +40

      LOL the highlight of the video

    • @reaper_boixx3126
      @reaper_boixx3126 Před 3 lety +25

      Oh buddy you haven't heard of "let's game it out" that guy never misses an option to make people watch someone taking a shit in public 😂😂😂

    • @elichu1173
      @elichu1173 Před 3 lety +5

      I was trying not to laugh in this video but it's impossible

    • @rolfu491
      @rolfu491 Před 3 lety +1

      @@reaper_boixx3126 yup

    • @rolfu491
      @rolfu491 Před 3 lety +2

      This is normal for me

  • @ninjamaster9094
    @ninjamaster9094 Před 3 lety +4025

    There’s always something so entertaining about watching characters slide around with no animation with a scraping concrete sound

    • @dylanpelo
      @dylanpelo Před 3 lety +117

      I'm a fan of Bethesda as well.

    • @SnaiderTheThird
      @SnaiderTheThird Před 3 lety +80

      SCP-173 Likes this comment

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 3 lety +18

      @@SnaiderTheThird Dammit you beat me to it XD

    • @fozzygozzy465
      @fozzygozzy465 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SnaiderTheThird Lol that's literally what I was gonna say.

    • @Titanic-wo6bq
      @Titanic-wo6bq Před 2 lety +3

      @@fozzygozzy465 same here

  • @Empire526
    @Empire526 Před 2 lety +63

    The price is so high because it's simulating real university prices. $500 for a stack of paper that doesn't even have binding is almost as bad as the price of this game.

  • @UlyssesK402
    @UlyssesK402 Před 2 lety +122

    I actually went to find this game on Steam and couldn't. Looks like Valve doesn't want this pathetic excuse of a "game" on their platform. Imagine being so bad that your game gets removed from Steam.

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před rokem +18

      I found it but says it “was removed from sale on steam by request of developer”

    • @liamcullins
      @liamcullins Před rokem +13

      Probably because of the bad publicity it got after a CZcamsr of Mark’s caliber drew attention to it.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před rokem +6

      ​@@liamcullins Having a well respected channel with 30 million+ subscribers call you out does that to ya.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 Před 3 lety +2896

    Everyone: "DON'T BUY THIS GAME!"
    Markiplier: "I'm gonna buy this game"
    The game: *is terrible*
    Markiplier: "well then..."

    • @SemAlce
      @SemAlce Před 3 lety +26

      i mean what did he expected

    • @davenonek3712
      @davenonek3712 Před 3 lety +12

      Lmao yeah but he checked the reviews of the game after he already bought it

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 Před 3 lety +5

      _It’s Treason, then.._

    • @marwanyoussry1291
      @marwanyoussry1291 Před 3 lety +29

      Spend money to make money ;)

    • @Usuario459
      @Usuario459 Před 3 lety +18

      @@marwanyoussry1291 finally someone smart in this commentary

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 Před 3 lety +4585

    Markiplier studied engineering.
    Markiplier: I'm gonna put a toilet at each end of the long hallway.

  • @SwedishAlicorn
    @SwedishAlicorn Před 2 lety +43

    Imagine being stuck in a simulation and THIS is the world you're trapped in forever

  • @petermalloy2436
    @petermalloy2436 Před 3 lety +73

    the music is the kind of thing you'd hear in a professional presentation on some global issue, either having been made by a student, some conspiracy theory channel, or a major news site

  • @GhostechGaming
    @GhostechGaming Před 3 lety +1338

    "Paying for this game is like putting money in a vending machine that does nothing but kick you in the balls, and if you don't have balls, it gives you balls, and proceeds to kick you in them" -Markiplier 2021

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan Před 3 lety +92

      do you get to keep the balls tho
      because it sounds like he just invented an ultra-cheap sex reassignment procedure

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Jokaanan that's what I was thinking

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee Před 3 lety +57

      @@Jokaanan
      ftm's: I see this as an absolute win.

    • @psychautica
      @psychautica Před 3 lety +9

      @@Jokaanan me tho lmao

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan Před 3 lety +6

      ​@Grant Jacobson actually bleeding out is not something to worry about. Even in the rare cases where testicular injury seemed related to someone's death, it was more about a heart attack or weird inflammatory response. see: Snopes article, "Is It Possible to Kill a Man With a Swift Kick to the Groin?
      it's also extremely rare that a kick to the balls would damage both of them irreparably (and this would likely be related to testicular torsion or rupture, not tearing an artery)

  • @nicolesvariouswares
    @nicolesvariouswares Před 3 lety +7009

    Imagine buying a terrible game, leaving a review that says “DONT DO IT!” , then seeing a video in your recommend of one of the most popular CZcamsrs playing it

    • @vidiaplays
      @vidiaplays Před 3 lety +183

      who are these people buying random 20 dollar games to test them out lol

    • @ghostlyanomaly
      @ghostlyanomaly Před 3 lety +229

      @@vidiaplays Probably people who like tycoon games and...got desperate??? I have no clue why they'd settle on this lump of nothing though considering how many "___ Simulator" and "___ Tycoon" games are out there that...that Actually offer content lmao

    • @hosseinsoltani1117
      @hosseinsoltani1117 Před 3 lety +79

      @@ghostlyanomaly actually that make sense because some ppl said the idea of this game is great

    • @ghostlyanomaly
      @ghostlyanomaly Před 3 lety +108

      @@hosseinsoltani1117 Yeah - I figure they probably saw it and first glance assumed it to be a promising indie game. Unfortunately they were incredibly wrong lmao

    • @latieraeve
      @latieraeve Před 3 lety +20

      Someone's gotta take the L

  • @jazzyyazzy5451
    @jazzyyazzy5451 Před 3 lety +31

    “If you don’t have balls it will give you balls, and kick you in them” cool, I have balls now

  • @CBKitty
    @CBKitty Před 2 lety +61

    I appreciate how hard Mark tried to play this game. I would have given up after I saw how they sit at the desks

  • @nugget0928
    @nugget0928 Před 3 lety +7831

    Man, there weren’t even any ironic reviews or copypastas about how it saved someones marriage. That’s a true terrible game, right there.

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 Před 3 lety +726

      It takes a special kind of awful for nobody on the internet to even pretend to like it.

    • @nugget0928
      @nugget0928 Před 3 lety +147

      @@bat6353 Put perfectly, my friend.

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 Před 3 lety +27

      @faruk shaik
      As opposed to premium public sex?

    • @nugget0928
      @nugget0928 Před 3 lety +50

      @@bat6353 As much as I don’t want to know, what happened?

    • @sirlambchops.
      @sirlambchops. Před 3 lety +18

      @@nugget0928 public secks

  • @bakerd182
    @bakerd182 Před 3 lety +3954

    God I hope this "Worst Game" thing becomes a regular series...this is utterly beautiful

    • @kade5999
      @kade5999 Před 3 lety +42

      I think it's like a yearly thing

    • @charles4291
      @charles4291 Před 3 lety +32

      When I hear or read the work Utterly I think of cows

    • @lord_snaxx5117
      @lord_snaxx5117 Před 3 lety +2

      You know what they say, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

    • @narthaul3371
      @narthaul3371 Před 3 lety +3

      He should take a look at Super Fight on Steam

    • @keplerarmando3073
      @keplerarmando3073 Před 3 lety +2

      Me too

  • @grimaceblade6970
    @grimaceblade6970 Před 2 lety +44

    this is simultaneously hard to watch and yet I have the feeling of "I cant stop watching this" at the same time.

  • @Obi_The_Guard
    @Obi_The_Guard Před 3 lety +88

    Reviews : "Don't buy it"
    Mark : *Buys it*

  • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
    @ultimatehawkeyefangirl Před 3 lety +12177

    I’m honestly just impressed that he found two games at 0%

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 Před 3 lety +324

      Me too. That takes a special kind of dedication and no sense of self-preservation

    • @kaboom4750
      @kaboom4750 Před 3 lety +193

      Both had 14 reviews too

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Před 3 lety +84

      I mean when there are only 14 reviews..

    • @marias5685
      @marias5685 Před 3 lety +4

      opinions on pizza dog 🥺

    • @cakenugget8401
      @cakenugget8401 Před 3 lety +13

      Remember it’s steam lol not that far fetched

  • @HyperactiveTurtle501
    @HyperactiveTurtle501 Před 3 lety +2935

    "Have you ever looked in the back of a school and seen a weird jutting out wall?" No joke I feel like I actually have

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Před 3 lety +108

      Modern Architecture is often like comedy, where people think random and absurd= good

    • @kodyshreffler151
      @kodyshreffler151 Před 3 lety +81

      No joke, my old school actually did have parts (like Mark made) sticking out of th sides.

    • @onewheeledcar6030
      @onewheeledcar6030 Před 3 lety +19

      My school has one, lol.

    • @awesome654321
      @awesome654321 Před 3 lety +22

      I thought the same thing. My school did by the cafeteria.

    • @reddeadreaper2000
      @reddeadreaper2000 Před 3 lety +7

      This reads like a chills intro

  • @BlestPayloadBlestPayload
    @BlestPayloadBlestPayload Před 3 lety +54

    “Why would camera also go fast” 😂

  • @orangefox6029
    @orangefox6029 Před 2 lety +93

    3:38
    I love how the review self-censored it’s swear word and Mark uncensors it

    • @sirsnausages2164
      @sirsnausages2164 Před 2 lety +3

      Steam has the worst censorship I've ever seen, to be honest. Imagine censoring Shit on a review of a game for people 17+

    • @TheUltimateNavigator1
      @TheUltimateNavigator1 Před 2 lety

      @@sirsnausages2164 roblox: hold my censorship

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito Před 2 lety

      @@TheUltimateNavigator1 roblox is not a game for 17 year olds

    • @anoriginalname410
      @anoriginalname410 Před 2 lety

      @@DespOIcito It's rated E10+, 10-year-olds, 17-year-olds, 25-year-olds. So technically it's still rated for 17-year-olds.

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito Před 2 lety

      @@anoriginalname410 it's E10+, which means it's for children who are 10 or over. I wasn't saying 17 year olds couldn't play it, just that the game isn't for them as it's for children

  • @PixxelTrixx
    @PixxelTrixx Před 3 lety +1583

    Putting money into a vending machine that kicks you in the balls is probably someone's kink.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian Před 3 lety +142

      Haha yeah imagine if there was a masochist around here or something, hahaha wouldn't that be funny-

    • @PixxelTrixx
      @PixxelTrixx Před 3 lety +26

      @@kalysian 👀

    • @agentbaguette1519
      @agentbaguette1519 Před 3 lety +15

      A guy I know got kicked in the balls once. Ironically, he was also wearing a plastic ball.

    • @solarthefool
      @solarthefool Před 3 lety +22

      I got punched in the balls by someone with a bat. The weird thing is: it was a dream. *BUT I FELT THE PAIN.*

    • @anomaly7853
      @anomaly7853 Před 3 lety +50

      I'll bet a lot of trans guys would jump at the opportunity, since the machine is said to give one balls if one lacks such.

  • @arsene5918
    @arsene5918 Před 3 lety +1719

    Imagine the typical “hey this is the developer of the game” comment in this video.

    • @qwintur349
      @qwintur349 Před 3 lety +194

      You are assuming there is a "developer" for this "game."

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +247

      Hey there. I'm the developer of University Tycoon. I spent an entire 10 minutes on this game. Please send me your money. Thanks.

    • @Lickmo
      @Lickmo Před 3 lety +103

      @@notsure1969 I'm sold I'm giving you $50

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +44

      @@Lickmo Great. Expect to receive the game anytime between now and the next fifty years or, more realistically, never. Thank you for your patronage.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 3 lety +30

      @B You got it, buddy. Do you prefer digital download or cartridges?

  • @IceWolf1102
    @IceWolf1102 Před 2 lety +13

    Notice: At the request of the publisher, University Tycoon: 2019 is no longer available for sale on Steam.

  • @croissantstastegood
    @croissantstastegood Před 3 lety +31

    Why do I only realize now, after y e a r s of watching Mark, that he is basically Kronk?

  • @sohanierampersaud7424
    @sohanierampersaud7424 Před 3 lety +442

    "I won't say it's broken because that would assume that there is a fixed state"
    My mental stability in one phrase

  • @yamtasticc5184
    @yamtasticc5184 Před 3 lety +1496

    when Mark asks for a tutorial, you know something’s wrong

  • @whoeverest_the_whateverest
    @whoeverest_the_whateverest Před 3 lety +15

    1:51 'Завершить обучение' means 'Finish tutorial'

  • @thehardycarrot9361
    @thehardycarrot9361 Před 2 lety +17

    This game is actually gone from steam now, either the dev took it down or it got flagged for fraud

  • @ChaosUnown
    @ChaosUnown Před 3 lety +3009

    It's honestly impressive that Mark is figuring this game out at all.

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931
    @thrawnnoconnection6931 Před 3 lety +2239

    “Every student and teacher’s name is John Doe” my D&D campaign when the party decides to talk to an NPC that doesn’t have a large role in the plot

    • @gamingnooobanimates8769
      @gamingnooobanimates8769 Před 3 lety +21

      Starts looking at random items in the room

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga Před 3 lety +16

      oh my god
      i wanna make a campaign where one of the npcs is the true BBEG

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Avriel_Mimiga I mean technically the BBEG is an NPC anyways

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga Před 3 lety +5

      @@thrawnnoconnection6931 i mean one that the party doesn't think is worth their time

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Avriel_Mimiga But then they will inevitably pick that specific NPC to adopt

  • @parkermccarthy4265
    @parkermccarthy4265 Před 3 lety +11

    I want to see games that aren't unfinished or poorly made, because then I might feel bad for the developer. I want to see a game specifically designed to harm people. I want to see a game made in hell.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 Před 2 lety

      *Getting Over It would like to know your location*

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Před rokem +10

    The bit about the characters becoming sentient and turning off the computer from the inside is just fucking brilliant! 😂

  • @GrogTheGhost
    @GrogTheGhost Před 3 lety +820

    You know a game is bad when Mark actually wants a tutorial for once

  • @akish302
    @akish302 Před 3 lety +1742

    The last time he did it, I lost it at “My baby ankylosaur drowned in the water tank.”

    • @TdogGamin
      @TdogGamin Před 3 lety +11

      😂😂😂

    • @rnjrgreen8723
      @rnjrgreen8723 Před 3 lety +21

      i dont want to be 'that guy' but i think it was an ankylosaur. but hey, that vid to this day is hilarious.

    • @j4cobf1
      @j4cobf1 Před 3 lety +12

      @@rnjrgreen8723 I'll be that guy for you. It was a bloody ankylosaurus not a triceratops how could you be so stupid to think that. Is that right?

  • @maxdabski9362
    @maxdabski9362 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Can't wait for the Overwatch 2 let's play

  • @Tsuki6901
    @Tsuki6901 Před 3 lety +22

    these characters walking animation are scary almost like fnaf

  • @nathanplayz5766
    @nathanplayz5766 Před 3 lety +2787

    “This Game is like a vending machine that just kicks you in the balls”
    -Markiplier, 2021

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 Před 3 lety +13

      I read this as he said it, not gonna lie

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t Před 3 lety +90

      "And if you don't have balls it gives you balls then kicks you in them"
      I mean a set of balls for 20$ is very cheap not gonna lie

    • @PinkPandaKatie
      @PinkPandaKatie Před 3 lety +59

      "And if you don't have balls, it gives you balls then kicks you in the balls"
      Trans guys lining up to buy this game: "Worth it"

    • @AlcaHolicGamer
      @AlcaHolicGamer Před 3 lety +7

      that's such an AVGN line I love it XD

    • @_daturaa
      @_daturaa Před 3 lety +2

      Vending machines at my school:

  • @valentinus7776
    @valentinus7776 Před 3 lety +1264

    Mark: "The reviews are as you expect"
    Reality: Almost all of the reviews are way more civil and polite than what we were expecting.

    • @christopher951
      @christopher951 Před 3 lety +49

      "awful" the only review i expected

    • @assaulthetz380
      @assaulthetz380 Před 3 lety +43

      I expected something that just... you know, Trolling but, man. Civil Reviews had me surprised for once.... or am i just seen too much people that are not that Civil on their reviews.

    • @Mechazoid5116
      @Mechazoid5116 Před 3 lety +14

      Its not popular now that mark showed it off you will see rude and troll reviews.
      People who are attention whores only go for popular media.

    • @koffinrott
      @koffinrott Před 3 lety +6

      The "Tycoon" style of games has a very relaxed fandom tbh...

  • @SeratiTheDood
    @SeratiTheDood Před rokem +16

    Who’s been watching this video in late 2022 hoping for mark to make another in this series?

  • @JackieBorelli
    @JackieBorelli Před 3 lety +6

    remember the millionaire in Wayne's World who was bragging about his arcade game that wouldn't let you get the next level, but the kids kept coughing up quarters anyway? this feels like that.

  • @declicitous1763
    @declicitous1763 Před 3 lety +1698

    Mark switches between 3 personalities: *Confused, insane and WhYyYyY*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +4

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest CZcamsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear dec

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine Před 3 lety +3

      You don’t have a girlfriend,

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AxxLAfriku Are you high mate?

    • @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805
      @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 Před 3 lety +3

      @@scoutman66 Do you know how to report a channel? I'm tired of that ass infesting youtube with his spam.

    • @roccogonzalez6747
      @roccogonzalez6747 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 there’s 3 dots under every comment click on it and it will give the report optinon

  • @spyper3916
    @spyper3916 Před 3 lety +2832

    "It's not broken because if you were to assume that it was broken that would mean that you would assume that there was a fixed state" - Markiplier 12:49 😂

  • @dudemcduder1628
    @dudemcduder1628 Před 2 lety +12

    10:10 yes, actually, several times

  • @alifhakim3216
    @alifhakim3216 Před 3 lety +8

    8:54 I literally laughed because of a window

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ Před 3 lety +530

    As we all know, Mark's most hated thing is wasted potential. This must have been a personal torture for him.

    • @bobthebox2993
      @bobthebox2993 Před 3 lety

      What potential?

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Před 3 lety +20

      @@bobthebox2993 the potential of which that dosent exist of the potential is NOTHING

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys Před 3 lety

      Where did you take this from?

    • @lemdem
      @lemdem Před 3 lety +5

      @@MDG-mykys I'm pretty sure he said it on [REDACTED]

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys Před 3 lety

      @@ghostslayer1981 I was referring to the original comment

  • @MonstaThecookie
    @MonstaThecookie Před 3 lety +1394

    Game has a tutorial "I DONT NEED TUTORIALS"
    Game has no tutorial in 0% game "Why doesn't this game have a tutorial"
    I love mark

    • @diaaxd
      @diaaxd Před 3 lety +3

      same (:

    • @SimplyAnExistence
      @SimplyAnExistence Před 3 lety +23

      I am entirely that person.
      I will always skip the tutorial then bitch when there isn’t a tutorial.

    • @bug2391
      @bug2391 Před 3 lety +20

      the glory of having a tutorial is the option to skip it entirely tbh

    • @queensparkles813
      @queensparkles813 Před 3 lety

      Mark is great 😂

    • @RealNigga0190
      @RealNigga0190 Před 3 lety +3

      if you're game is good, we can skip the tutorial and still enjoy ourselves to some extent, but this game is baaaaad and therefore requires a tutorial

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 Před 2 lety +6

    9:22 Mark channels Hank Hill

  • @SpringyDinge89
    @SpringyDinge89 Před 2 měsíci +2

    10:46 Imaging going to school at 7:15, looking to your right and seeing some dude shitting while having a intense staring contest with another person shitting on the other end of the hallway.

  • @OG_Space_Viking
    @OG_Space_Viking Před 3 lety +7461

    University Tycoon: 2019... Where the dev's tricked you into giving them money so they could go to an actual university

    • @JaquaviousDamian
      @JaquaviousDamian Před 3 lety +98

      I bet they paid more to make the game than what they earned

    • @benladd4791
      @benladd4791 Před 3 lety +258

      @@JaquaviousDamian why? I bet they made this over a weekend and spent nothing

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Před 3 lety +52

      There's no game in this game!
      Remember playing any of the DDI games on the Wii, you know, the ones that are just a poor swap of a very shit game? Yeah, there isn't even a game in those games, the Casper game on PS2? It's just Ninja Breadman, with the same heart system, and Ninja Breadman was originally going to be a Zool game!

    • @bandmadd
      @bandmadd Před 3 lety +129

      @@ChaseMC215 idk what you’re talking about but i’m glad you’re passionate

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu Před 3 lety +33

      @@benladd4791 Wouldn't be surprised if assets we're taken and or if they were just quickly made in blender

  • @lydielooo
    @lydielooo Před 3 lety +2274

    mark the whole video:
    “huh” “yeah” “um” “okay..” “hmm” “good good” “oh my god”

  • @xplax24
    @xplax24 Před 2 lety +4

    00:01 "The worst game on Steam, ow my chin"
    Beautiful rhyme sir.

  • @youraveragebean5284
    @youraveragebean5284 Před 3 lety +11

    The blackboard and the mouse part got me dying

  • @aminmkyt4191
    @aminmkyt4191 Před 3 lety +557

    The toilet placement really tells about his engineering degree

    • @jaylicator
      @jaylicator Před 3 lety +13

      Or lack there of

    • @bulldogblast1945
      @bulldogblast1945 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jaylicator he has an engineering degree, no joke

    • @remotecontrolcentral4928
      @remotecontrolcentral4928 Před 3 lety +1

      He is a biochem engineer not an architectural engineer lol

    • @raisingphoenix5472
      @raisingphoenix5472 Před 3 lety

      @@remotecontrolcentral4928 funny how I forget about that now and again when you look at what he does for a living and randomly remember oh yeah he studied that for a time lol.

    • @jaylicator
      @jaylicator Před 3 lety +2

      @@bulldogblast1945 no doesn't. He dropped out before he graduated

  • @kronnorkronnor
    @kronnorkronnor Před 3 lety +7702

    mark’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his sanity by playing the worst games for hours

  • @dasd6132
    @dasd6132 Před 3 lety +5

    "if this video was worth your time" 14:15
    At this moment i realized that i spent 14 minutes of you playing the most garbage game on steam xD

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Před rokem +2

    The Sonic noises when he moved the camera at 7:00 killed me

  • @GVOOfficial__
    @GVOOfficial__ Před 3 lety +1481

    Developers gangsta til they get a notification "Markiplier has bought University Tycoon:2019"

  • @BlissfullyEvil
    @BlissfullyEvil Před 3 lety +7002

    This actually represents school very well... everything is broken and nothing works

    • @BinkSayres
      @BinkSayres Před 3 lety +331

      And legit, I went to a school that had a random ass brick wall.

    • @WerewolfDemons
      @WerewolfDemons Před 3 lety +16

      😂

    • @Potat941
      @Potat941 Před 3 lety +125

      Funny how schools are closed now, like I'd rather stand in front of desks T posing than sit at home 24/7 lmfao

    • @Mr_Dravus
      @Mr_Dravus Před 3 lety +44

      @@Potat941 both are boring but even out so one isn’t more boring than the other

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 Před 3 lety +48

      Well, american schools at least. We're getting passed by the entirety of europe for a reason lol

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I just got an ad that said:
    “These new games are cool, but… I wanna get back to the good ol’ days!”

  • @quietjadestone5670
    @quietjadestone5670 Před 3 lety +24

    speaking of bad games on steam, I would love to see mark play Hunt Down the Freeman, just the reactions he would give from that garbage seems entertaining

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před rokem +1

      Please no lets not prolong this man's suffering.

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis Před 3 lety +1316

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
    Also Mark: *Wastes 20 bucks on torturing himself through an unplayable scam*

    • @ZephyreSyx
      @ZephyreSyx Před 3 lety +44

      *makes more than $20 back for posting a video of how bad it is*

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Před 3 lety +22

      I meannn makes more AND people won't waste money on bad games!

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 Před 3 lety +21

      And being kicked in the balls by a vending machine

    • @ezioauditore9364
      @ezioauditore9364 Před 3 lety +2

      He has made way more than that back on this video... And he could also just retun it, it shows very clearly in the video that he only played for 23 minutes. Steam accepts returns for games for up to two weeks after purchase date if you have played for under 120 minutes, no questions asked.

  • @DaFriggenBat
    @DaFriggenBat Před 3 lety +818

    "I want them to.."
    Die?
    "Go on with their happy, little existences."
    Oh.

    • @a-3502
      @a-3502 Před 3 lety +7

      i read this right as he said it lmaoo

    • @Mensenklomp
      @Mensenklomp Před 3 lety +7

      I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY 'DIE' XD

    • @Wh0reRacha
      @Wh0reRacha Před 3 lety +4

      Was thinking the same thing 😭

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado Před 3 lety +4

      I thought he was going to make them die as well, BUT WHEN THEY GAIN SENTIENCE THEY WILL PROBABLY KILL THEMSELVES THINKING BACK TO THE LIFE THEY'VE LIVED.

    • @anjakostic5660
      @anjakostic5660 Před 3 lety +2

      I went through the same thought process😂😂😂

  • @SunnyBunny9621
    @SunnyBunny9621 Před 2 lety +4

    I love how the game just gave up on the walking animations after about 5 minutes

  • @anneldest
    @anneldest Před 2 lety +5

    Update: As of 2/28/2022, you no longer can buy the game. On Steam it says "At the request of the publisher, University Tycoon: 2019 is no longer available for sale on Steam." Thank God

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 3 lety +8364

    "Quality control? what's that?" - Valve, probably

    • @kadeyntrahan8618
      @kadeyntrahan8618 Před 3 lety +30

      Hey I'm a big fan of you it's nice to see CZcamsrs watching other CZcamsrs

    • @redxstudios2565
      @redxstudios2565 Před 3 lety +118

      oh a random verified peeson that i dont know, i should comment

    • @kadeyntrahan8618
      @kadeyntrahan8618 Před 3 lety +18

      @@redxstudios2565 if that's a joke it's not funny

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 Před 3 lety +65

      @@kadeyntrahan8618 I don't think it's a joke, I believe they genuinely don't know who Patterz is (I actually only just discovered him like a month or two ago myself)

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 Před 3 lety +21

      SwordGuy17 / Ahan Robertson Who the hell is Patterz?

  • @TotallyNotRaven342
    @TotallyNotRaven342 Před 3 lety +5505

    My theory is that this guy literally got this far in development and went to publish it on steam to get feedback. And then he had a realisation: "If people are buying this when it's in THIS state, then I don't have to do any more work, because I'm getting money."

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 Před 3 lety +689

      The dev is just a straight up con artist. He has 3 other games, only two have been released, this game and a colony simulator called Valkum. Both are unfinished unplayable messes. The other two were scheduled to release on the same day of the same year, and never have. The devs Twitter doesn't exist anymore (I think) and as far as I'm aware the website he used to advertise his games doesn't exist either

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 Před 3 lety +189

      @@farkbett699 What a scam

    • @scorpionsdogG64
      @scorpionsdogG64 Před 3 lety +30

      That or he decided to make a puzzle and university simulator...

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 Před 3 lety +129

      @@farkbett699 "never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence"

    • @placeholder5181
      @placeholder5181 Před 2 lety +26

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 how can this "be adequately explained by incompetence"?

  • @myloemike
    @myloemike Před 2 lety +8

    I love that you were actually capable of making a game out of such an empty project. Even if it was just means to an end, I had fun watching you build so....that counts for...something?

  • @silvito9867
    @silvito9867 Před 3 lety +8

    7:22 Mark, please

  • @abigolnerdball3876
    @abigolnerdball3876 Před 3 lety +756

    "You ever go to the back of a school and see a brick wall jutting out?"
    Actually yes, a lot of them for some reason

  • @rizzo_grt
    @rizzo_grt Před 3 lety +1148

    3:38 instead of censoring a point in which someone swears, Mark fills in the swearing where someone censored it. Classic Mark.

    • @Yehezkiel012
      @Yehezkiel012 Před 3 lety +4

      Its be cause he swears also

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Před 3 lety +33

      1, it's because he swears quite a bit, like the other guy mentioned
      2, Steam automatically censors swears in reviews

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Why are you getting so serious?

    • @karoshn
      @karoshn Před 3 lety +16

      @@wystrix439 there we nothing serious about his comment, relax.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Před 3 lety +3

      @@wystrix439 huh??

  • @itsnuke1598
    @itsnuke1598 Před 3 lety +3

    Try the Commandos series, a series of old games featuring WW2 and this game was very popular until 2007 cos everyone forgot about it. Their publishers latest game, Commandos 2 HD Remaster was released on 2019. Pls try to make vids on this game and maybe turn it into a series. Also what's sad is since customers gave up for no reason, the Developers have been also sleeping, I would like this game to be featured in your channel.

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon Před 2 lety +7

    I don't know how, but for some reason, watching Mark play the game makes it really entertaining

  • @annemeownie
    @annemeownie Před 3 lety +1592

    I appreciate Mark taking the time to lose a lot of brain cells and money playing games like these while I only lose only a few from watching him play them lmao

    • @tolafia6708
      @tolafia6708 Před 3 lety +21

      He gets paid more for making the video than the game costs. But yeah, at least viewers don't lose thier brain cells.

    • @annemeownie
      @annemeownie Před 3 lety +17

      @@tolafia6708 yeah but still money wasted instead of buying a burger lmao. My brain cells were saved

    • @tolafia6708
      @tolafia6708 Před 3 lety +13

      @@annemeownie Yeah, burgers are more fun than that game.

    • @qoben38
      @qoben38 Před 3 lety +2

      you watching him gives money to him

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti Před 3 lety +3

      I mean as long as he doesn't play more than 2 hours and doesn't wait longer than 2 weeks from the purchase date he can just refund it... he only played 23 minutes according to the end of the video

  • @shardsmp8831
    @shardsmp8831 Před 3 lety +4402

    This game has 0% rating and costs 20$
    Markiplier: Ohh lets buy it!
    10 minutes later: This is garbage, I paid 20$!!

  • @Kirply
    @Kirply Před 3 lety +1

    Oh god “I love space” song hit me hard with nostalgia

  • @kokonaharuka6512
    @kokonaharuka6512 Před 3 lety +2

    The "vending machine that kicks you in the balls" part got me dying omg

  • @Sh4quille0atmeal
    @Sh4quille0atmeal Před 3 lety +763

    Imagine driving down the freeway and then you see a couple of desks, a floating blackboard and a window in a field

    • @dennishallada890
      @dennishallada890 Před 3 lety +46

      and people walking through solid doors

    • @zodiac_aries6312
      @zodiac_aries6312 Před 3 lety +16

      I would be very concerned

    • @ohok5608
      @ohok5608 Před 3 lety +8

      @@zodiac_aries6312 who wouldn't

    • @prabhakaran1019
      @prabhakaran1019 Před 3 lety

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    • @ohok5608
      @ohok5608 Před 3 lety +1

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  • @xenomorphgaming779
    @xenomorphgaming779 Před 3 lety +1032

    "They will discover the travesty of their own little existence and then turn off the computer from the inside" - Markiplier 2021

  • @thatzombiesguyyy2076
    @thatzombiesguyyy2076 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how most of the time he's just saying "okay"

  • @tabbysboredom
    @tabbysboredom Před 3 lety

    8:18 at that moment, I got an ad that started with the words, “you’re already doing it.”

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Před 3 lety +438

    This totally has to be some student's project that they only had like 3 or 4 weeks to program

    • @jrwwp
      @jrwwp Před 3 lety +65

      Probably, and then someone told them it would be a good idea to sell it

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy Před 3 lety +19

      @Jack Burkett
      You should be able to get a full refund if you've played less than 2 hours, though.

    • @pumpkinboigaming6633
      @pumpkinboigaming6633 Před 3 lety +9

      There's a youtube vid where someone makes a better game in a day

    • @arcynull
      @arcynull Před 3 lety +1

      @@pumpkinboigaming6633 Link?

    • @MrMiyew
      @MrMiyew Před 3 lety +17

      As someone who has had to do projects like that, i can say with confidence this is barely a few days of work...

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 Před 2 lety +5

    This is the most accurate representation of school, if you catch my meaning.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Před 6 měsíci

    6:10 “Why only that early in the morning?” me trying to register for classes

  • @Phoebe5448
    @Phoebe5448 Před 3 lety +965

    That brief two second clip of "Why Markiplier Loves Space" made me so happy. 🥰

  • @mxdiiuwu1392
    @mxdiiuwu1392 Před 3 lety +436

    "you ever look in the back of a school and just see a weird jutting out brick wall?"
    Yes, actually. I have seen several of those

    • @IcyLucario
      @IcyLucario Před 3 lety +6

      Pretty sure I have too.

    • @solidmoonbeams8939
      @solidmoonbeams8939 Před 3 lety +8

      My current school has one :)

    • @elichu1173
      @elichu1173 Před 3 lety +16

      It's actually Mark who made those

    • @spartan005u8
      @spartan005u8 Před 3 lety +2

      Our old middle school had 2 doors on the ground that would open and coal trucks would dump it in and workers would shovel coal into the furnaces for the school

    • @quinncoc3034
      @quinncoc3034 Před 3 lety +1

      yeah,
      i have...

  • @carterburton
    @carterburton Před 2 lety +7

    1:40 robot voice activated

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 Před 3 lety +5

    I wouldn't be surprised if Balan: Wonderworld ends up on here

  • @relshi
    @relshi Před 3 lety +231

    Apparently it took the John Doe’s 23 minutes to gain sentience and question their purpose in existence and shut down Mark’s computer by sheer willpower.