My favorite thing about all the Clarence calls is how it was pre-Cum Town so Nick was basically recording this all for nobody. Just doing hours of old man voice to harass retail employees for no payoff.
“so in your perfect world, with your perfect pants… your secret pants that you won’t tell me about, you can’t find any sympathy?” best delivered line in the bit
My dad used to call telemarketers "Time vampires" "They steal your GOD DAMN life TIME" He was right. And this is hilarious. Honestly I'd rather talk to a guy about his creased pants for an hour than have Gladis complain to me that her Pandora Web Browser is no longer working on her iMac G5. "Did you refresh the page?" _OOH, IT WORKS!_ Dumb broad
Used to go back and forth for shits with a guy in my grandma’s memory care wing. “How is it MY fault that I don’t know where I parked my boat? You’re the idiot that docked it” *1000 miles from the coast near no body of water* Too accurate
I love how eventually this just gets to the point you’re just listening to an old man trying to navigate the modern world & I forget it’s even meant to be a prank call honestly.
"If it's not a problem with the chairs, then it's a problem with my pants. And then I need to make a telephone call to the pants company. I need to make a call to Dockers, and ask them to explain to me why I can't go see Pitch Perfect 2 with my wife without my pants embarrassing me." Absolutely incredible. A master at work.
Dealing with a Nick prank call is the test to becoming a millionaire. That man was immediately handed a check for 10 million after he got off the call.
@@saladdodger4722 I like to think these people don't even know this is actually floating around. Just living their lives unknowingly kings to a small internet community that loved a show called cumtown now the Adam friedland show podcast.
"So you can't find any sympathy for a-" "I CAN - because - I mean, I know, i know how you feel. When I was in school I had my pants rip, and it was not a great experience. So I know how you feel. But it was the *pants* that were the problem, not the seats." "...Well, what kind of pants were *those!?"*
I love the way Clarence Elmo always acts as if both he and the person he's pranking are in some sort of bind together. Like the way he says "We'll have to come back to the cheese" to the McDonalds woman or "We opened another can of worms" to Scott, as if it's a problem they're involved with too
Having worked like 6 years in customer service, it's unreal how accurate this is. You get these old people with just no sense of haste whatsoever, but they speak with such innocence that you just can't bring yourself to tell them that 99% of what they're telling you is completely irrelevant to the call. I once had an old guy explain to me for nearly 10 minutes how his friend had ordered a Russian bride, not a prank, an old dude who's cleared all banking security to query some recent unrecognised transactions, but not before telling me this entire pointless story. Also I'm gay.
@@jamesmichael9341 Why are you so full of hate? Why would it matter at all, to any degree, that he is indeed a homosexual?! Why does that fill you with so much rage?! It’s sad we have not moved past this in our modern times.
You can hear a part of her soul leaving her body when he said "Well we'll have to come back to the cheese" after she already spent 8 minutes going over the cheese.
@@hunterbiden7890 nawww man they’re all great prank calls. The MTA, Starbucks, the shoe store one is hilarious. If you like the first you’ll like em all
Imagine working at a busy Starbucks with 10 people in line, your just barely keeping up then all of a sudden you get a phone call… and it’s Nick Mullen asking you what he should order and somehow wasting 30 minutes of your life. That’s pretty close to hell if you ask me.
I feel like the best part of this is that he doesnt even laugh or show any emotion when on hold to anyone, it's genuinely like Nick isnt even enjoying doing this at all and just doing it to be annoying, which is a very real possibility
I used to bartend and people would legitimately do this shit in person on a Saturday night at a bar that is visibly super busy. Absolutely infuriating and that’s why I am no longer in the industry lol.
The starbucks employee probably just assumed it's a corporate "secret customer" otherwise he is just a saint for putting up with that call while presumably being busy at work.
1:26:17 I love the woman's sweet and wholesome response to "how are you today?" knowing that in just a few minutes she is going to absolutely hate this man.
Bro the fucking Starbucks one is awesome. The calmest most nonchalant tone, no intent of getting off the phone compared to the fast paced Starbucks employee got me dead as fuck
definitely, they way he says stuff like how do “we get to the bottom of this problem” like the it’s persons on the phones problem too. I’ve encountered a few people exactly like this
Nick is the funniest person alive, these prank calls killed me. On the metro card when he said the number out loud and instead of jus saying the numbers 1 by 1 he said the amount they came up to, 2billion 7hundred thousand, I’ve never heard something so fucking funny. Nick is the ultimate troll👨🏾🦲👍🏾
No, Longmont Potion Castle He destroys everything. These are top tier, but LPC is legendary. If you can afford it, get LPC 13 or if not, the LPC 14 mash is perfect. Guy is just bizarre.
Why does Scott (supervisor) take such issue with saying the make and model of his pants? It's absurd at best. The fine gentleman (Clearance Elmo, III), on the complaint end of this matter, is simply inquiring to become more informed regarding his future pant purchases. Scott single handedly flushed the theatres reputation down the drain. I hope his superiors hear this call. Clearly the man is suicidal.
The matter at hand is two-fold for our esteemed afflicted: domestic and economic. Tyson's Cinemaplex failing to recognize the importance of losing a crease from sitting in a chair is just as important to Mr Elmore's domestic partner as well the mental wellbeing of Mr Elmore himself. How can he possibly continue through life with the ever present looming threat of loosing a pant crease and not knowing the cause thereof? Snowcaps is a small tithing compared to what was being asked.
as Poon Don said, private schools often give you brand less clothes as part of the dress code. he would have no way to know what kind of pants those are.
*15 minutes into talking to starbucks manager "My bank is very rude to me when I call them" "I understand sir." Mullen is a comedic genius, its a legitimate talent to keep people so annoyed with his characters but still stay on the line.
I want to spread the word that all Outback Steakhouse locations offer customers the opportunity to visit the kitchen and hand pick the onion of their choice.
"Sir, I'm not going to tell you what kind of pants I'm wearing" OMFG - I just started the video and I'm DYING at work. Head down, convulsing, red-faced, inconsolable.....JUST dying...lol. Nick Mullen has gained a lifelong fan.
Normally, I hate fucking with employees like this, but the first kid was asking for it. I always tell my employees not to waste their time on customer service. If you ever find yourself arguing what kind of pants you’re wearing, you should just end the interaction. Incredible
He didn't take it. Like the caller suggested, he would simply say in person: I am the guy one the phone, I would like to order that. Then the order would be made.
@@Lagatego No. A big part of ordering is being able to pay and having more of a garantee the food was being prepared and would be given. The client could maybe not write himself a list, and the worker took to himself to simply extend the memory of the client, giving only a few informal garantees that the food would be there still in stock if he came in at some moment in the day.
I want to spread the word that all Outback Steakhouse locations offer customers the opportunity to visit the kitchen and hand pick the onion of their choice.
This might be the best showcase of Nicks genius. He's so good at thinking up, and taking the yhe conversation down a different avenue of nonsense as the previous one closes up.
0:00 - Movie Theatre/Uncreased Pants
18:38 - MTA MetroCard
35:23 - Starbucks
56:08 - Finish Line/Fast Shoes
1:13:08 - Costco
1:26:08 - Kellogg’s
1:46:58 - Outback Steakhouse
2:00:49 - McDonald’s
This MVP comment right here
So no mcdonald's egg mcmuffin recipe? Awww
My bad. Didn't expand the comment all the way
Thanks bro
This guy is a fucking nightmare and a menace
My favorite thing about all the Clarence calls is how it was pre-Cum Town so Nick was basically recording this all for nobody. Just doing hours of old man voice to harass retail employees for no payoff.
That's how you know he's a true artist
He’s literally the joker
The way you hyphenated it, I’m imagining a town named after pre-cum and that makes me giggle.
He did quite a bit of comedy related things before Cum Town, to say it was for "nobody" is a bit of a stretch.
No payoff? It's for personal amusement. Why do people shitpost for hours? It's fun. I'm the joka baby, aha!
no stifled laughter, no breaking character. a craftsman at work, terrorizing service workers 💯
It sounds like those NYC subway bureaucrats genuinely hate themselves and their lives.
Yah, he nails these bits. The bits children would do. Super edgy
@@IFollowTheSpiders cope harder, unfunny man who makes zero dollars from being funny.
@@IFollowTheSpiders Why are you even here
@@IFollowTheSpiders Okay, "IFollowTheSpiders"👍
“so in your perfect world, with your perfect pants… your secret pants that you won’t tell me about, you can’t find any sympathy?” best delivered line in the bit
Truly the best.
We saw the video.
@@ashleywilkonson386 Geez we like to talk about it
@@ashleywilkonson386 jeez keep your pants on
*_Timestamp?_*
the fact he doesn’t even let a little giggle out when on hold. absolute psycopath
You can hear him very very slightly start to lose it when he asks him what kind of pants he’s wearing. Lmao
59:35 this was an incredible display of restraint. Proud of my close friend, niko mullashu 🫡
"An apology is NOTHING if it's not backed by some free thing!"
Bit of a Jewly Sue
So true
u kno i wove the fwee samples i’m a smoov bwain cwiminaw
@@dickheadrecs it's a system, that I've wowked out!
@@alfrednorell5906 I’m suddenly craving a pretzel
Nick Mullen: Energy Vampire
One time he said he wanted to be a toxic cloud that roamed the galaxy and this character is pretty close
I can put into writing that I have no intention to sell my own Clarence McMuffins
YESSSSSS
My dad used to call telemarketers "Time vampires" "They steal your GOD DAMN life TIME"
He was right. And this is hilarious. Honestly I'd rather talk to a guy about his creased pants for an hour than have Gladis complain to me that her Pandora Web Browser is no longer working on her iMac G5. "Did you refresh the page?"
_OOH, IT WORKS!_
Dumb broad
When they transfer him to a manager and he lies about what the previous manager said i always fucking cry laughing at how accurate that is.
Which one is that
@@Sunbeamer6he does it to the movie theater guy
@@diamondsprinceand the Outback lmaoo
This dudes 6 years working in late night call centers forged the perfect menace lol
This is what it's like working in a dementia ward
The Jewish dementia ward at beth Israel's home for bubby's and bankers
100%
A gay one.
Used to go back and forth for shits with a guy in my grandma’s memory care wing.
“How is it MY fault that I don’t know where I parked my boat? You’re the idiot that docked it”
*1000 miles from the coast near no body of water*
Too accurate
That Starbucks guy was just trying to be nice to an old man
"An interview with who? He's applying for another job as we speak?!" kills me every time
Same
It's actually a skill to keep generating dumb questions while not breaking your cover. I love when they realize the questions will never stop
I like how he continually monitors the half life of conversations and ropes new people in when they’re about to be done. Truly master craft
something only an inside man could do. he knows the industry so well he’s got these people tied around the tip of his 1 inch penis.
Thing is there are old lonely people that do this lol
I'm so good at customer service I will literally outlast him lol
@@prettycoolguy2850 not THAT guy pal. You’d have to take a pee break
I spit my drink when he started reading off the 10 digit code as 2 billion 300 million etc. Holy shit lol
I was dying!! 2..6 twenty six billion… he got her.
Same lmao
I couldnt do that with time to prepare... that was clutch af!
26 billion? that seems kinda high.
26:52
When he sternly tells the theater supervisor he’s been wearing pants and sitting in chairs his whole life I lose it
Old people calling black women “Young Man” over the phone never gets old
Timestamp?
@@aoimiyamori9517 0:00
@@aoimiyamori9517 420:69
@@aoimiyamori9517 31:20
@@jacobstathers8823 How straight are you?
I love how eventually this just gets to the point you’re just listening to an old man trying to navigate the modern world & I forget it’s even meant to be a prank call honestly.
SAME.....
Scott was such a patient, young man
Scott was an asshole and so was Dennis. Horrible customer service.
Scott’s a good guy
Seriously I can't believe it. I'd have hung up and accepted the talking to if they called my boss
He offered every solution without actually saying no. Thats how my first call center job trained me too. He was great
He completely ruined her day lmfao you can tell at the end she gets so mad.
"If it's not a problem with the chairs, then it's a problem with my pants. And then I need to make a telephone call to the pants company. I need to make a call to Dockers, and ask them to explain to me why I can't go see Pitch Perfect 2 with my wife without my pants embarrassing me." Absolutely incredible. A master at work.
dare i say it was "Pitch Perfect"?
The idea of a man asking his boss what they can do about a customers creased pants is very funny to me
Mr. Elmo's *un*creased pants are no laughing matter young man
That kid definitely set the phone down and laughed his ass off then picked it back up
I worked at a movie theater in high school and we would legit get stuff like this. It's insane
Phrased in such an aspie way😂😂😂✊ u took the words out of my mouth, brother.
They don’t actually ask
That Starbucks employee is absolutely amazing and deserves a raise. He had a perfect answer for everything.
Starbucks guy is an absolute legend. Deserves to go far in life.
Dealing with a Nick prank call is the test to becoming a millionaire. That man was immediately handed a check for 10 million after he got off the call.
If the guy ever has a job interview where they want to know about his experience in customer service he could just play this clip and he'd ace it.
@@saladdodger4722 I like to think these people don't even know this is actually floating around. Just living their lives unknowingly kings to a small internet community that loved a show called cumtown now the Adam friedland show podcast.
@@saladdodger4722so freaking true
“These shoes are too fast for me, I’m practically running in them”
Getting a Starbucks employee to speak to you for 15 minutes all for a $3.98 drink is hilarious.
It's better than helping an actual customer.
I lost it when I realized there was no room on the scale between “too complicated” coffee and “I could just make that at home” coffee
"The gingerbread sounds a bit too complicated"
Okay we can do an espresso?
"I can do that at home"
The idea of this guy having shoes that were too fast for him was killing me
the slowness in that was amazing
I’m practically running in them
He's really just looking for a way to slow these shoes down...
"Old shoes = 30 minutes. No shoes = 30 minutes. New shoes = 15 minutes."
“I’ve been sitting in seats my whole life.”
I love how you can hear the starbucks getting busier and busier as the call goes on
"So you can't find any sympathy for a-"
"I CAN - because - I mean, I know, i know how you feel. When I was in school I had my pants rip, and it was not a great experience. So I know how you feel. But it was the *pants* that were the problem, not the seats."
"...Well, what kind of pants were *those!?"*
what kind of pants is Dennis wearing?
C’mon Dennis telll ussss what brand of pants you’re wearing!!!
Stop being stingy! 😹 lololol
"What is Glenn's home phone number?"
@@residentevil4freek"maybe an address or his last name" killed me
timestamp?
I like to imagine he really did record all of these in immediate succession in one sitting.
one drunken blaze of gay glory
100% yes
@@dogma7346he was doing lines between each call
Nick even knows asking”hi how are you” is enough to annoy certain customer service
Because the answer is always "terrible" but you aren't allowed to say that
Asking them about their day as a pretense to endlessly talk about your own day is a textbook opening
"I'm using my left hand to write, I usually use my right but I'm holding the telephone" fuckin genius
I love the way Clarence Elmo always acts as if both he and the person he's pranking are in some sort of bind together. Like the way he says "We'll have to come back to the cheese" to the McDonalds woman or "We opened another can of worms" to Scott, as if it's a problem they're involved with too
A+ comment. So true lol
Old people mentality
Clarence Elmo. 😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂🎉
This comment made me laugh as hard as the prank calls
Having worked like 6 years in customer service, it's unreal how accurate this is. You get these old people with just no sense of haste whatsoever, but they speak with such innocence that you just can't bring yourself to tell them that 99% of what they're telling you is completely irrelevant to the call.
I once had an old guy explain to me for nearly 10 minutes how his friend had ordered a Russian bride, not a prank, an old dude who's cleared all banking security to query some recent unrecognised transactions, but not before telling me this entire pointless story. Also I'm gay.
This is so american tho to still be polite. If you'd try the creased pants thing in my country they would laugh and hang up
Why did you randomly say that you were gay at the end of your comment?
@@jamesmichael9341 homophobic question
@@Frank7489 you got too many step dads
@@jamesmichael9341
Why are you so full of hate? Why would it matter at all, to any degree, that he is indeed a homosexual?! Why does that fill you with so much rage?! It’s sad we have not moved past this in our modern times.
Nick calling a local McDonald's and asking how to, basically, duplicate the egg McMuffin recipe, acid by acid, is brilliant.
good boy
Goood boy
You can hear a part of her soul leaving her body when he said "Well we'll have to come back to the cheese" after she already spent 8 minutes going over the cheese.
The persistence in this old person character is such a slow burn. It’s so good.
He perfectly controls the tone and oscillates between feeble old man and Tom Meyers depending on the employees reactions
Bong hit transplant > Nick Mullen prank call
"Sir I need the 10 digit number on the back."
"Okay, that's uh.. 7... 7 billion, 498 thousand..." 😂😂😂
That killed me 😂😂😂
This IS what millionaires do on their spare time
i dont think he was a millionaire yet when he was making these
@@neomarioism you’re saying he got rich by living like a rich person
Millionaire mindset 😎
"well, let's say that...the movie never started--" that happened. that also happened, give me the tickets
Nick is an energy vampire 😂
That must be why Stav left :'(
@@DelinquentDemon I think he left because he's a big ol fatty.
@@DelinquentDemon :c
@@DelinquentDemonnick ran out of burgers
@@DelinquentDemonit was the $40,000 chocolate acquisition . He was never the same
The theater manager bitterly remembers his early life, when he attended private school.
Private school and private pants.
@@freddyfootstomps6557That conceal Private Parts
“I have everything saved for you in anticipation of your arrival at the store”
jesus christ the starbucks guy. what a legend
“Son have you ever worn pants?”
Easily my favorite lol Nick should do prank calls again
awe man pls tell me the first one isnt the best one 😅
@@hunterbiden7890 nawww man they’re all great prank calls. The MTA, Starbucks, the shoe store one is hilarious. If you like the first you’ll like em all
6:30
Decreased pants Lmao
Imagine working at a busy Starbucks with 10 people in line, your just barely keeping up then all of a sudden you get a phone call… and it’s Nick Mullen asking you what he should order and somehow wasting 30 minutes of your life. That’s pretty close to hell if you ask me.
I feel like the best part of this is that he doesnt even laugh or show any emotion when on hold to anyone, it's genuinely like Nick isnt even enjoying doing this at all and just doing it to be annoying, which is a very real possibility
On one episode he ends a prank call story with something like “it was perfect, I ruined that guys day”
“Some men just want to watch the world burn” Alfred Pennyworth 😂
It's impressive how long he's able to keep people on the line without breaking character.
I know, each of these calls are at least ~20 minutes long, sticking it to the man and their wasting time
@@hijeejoo398these people probably get paid minimum wage and are alcoholics 😭
Nick is really putting these underpaid workers just trying to pay bills in their place
He's keeping them from being wage slaves and having to actually WORK
@@Teddy_k847True, but I don't think Nick was making minimum wage at the time. He was almost homeless.
"Well I'm going to have to let you give me those free tickets."
These are TOO good, I actually can’t listen to them because I get angry and anxious.
There's some real payoffs though, man. 26:30
Reading the serial number so strangely was a nice twist
Autism Powers?
Yeah makes me cringe hard for the person on the other side of the line
I used to bartend and people would legitimately do this shit in person on a Saturday night at a bar that is visibly super busy. Absolutely infuriating and that’s why I am no longer in the industry lol.
“Who’s YOUR manager?”
“Glenn? Is it Glenn?”
Does he write these complaints down beforehand or is he flying by the crease of his pants
Why isn’t this the top comment
@@dylanowens7902 I'm gay
The starbucks employee probably just assumed it's a corporate "secret customer" otherwise he is just a saint for putting up with that call while presumably being busy at work.
Man deserves a raise honestly. Passed the nonexistant test.
imagine working at corporate and getting paid $300k/year to do this prank call
His customer service was off the charts
Starbucks actually does that? Fuck sake.
@@sloppyy sign me up
I liked how you could hear the Starbucks guy question his entire life, then die inside when he asked if they had food items.
Such a pregnant micro-pause
Strongly considered sayin nope
Starbucks bro needs a nice tip. A consummate professional
I was going to make this exact comment. You could tell he had a thousand Island stare with that pause.
Hopefully he went and got a different job after that
4 minutes in and i don’t think i can listen to this
I love that after taking literally 10 minutes to figure out a drink, he follows up with “well what kind of food options do you have?”
Just brutal
Just brutal
Bless that finish line manager. The fact that he even told Nick to call back in an hour and they could discuss the matter further 😂.
1:26:17 I love the woman's sweet and wholesome response to "how are you today?" knowing that in just a few minutes she is going to absolutely hate this man.
Bro the fucking Starbucks one is awesome. The calmest most nonchalant tone, no intent of getting off the phone compared to the fast paced Starbucks employee got me dead as fuck
Yeah this one is blowing my mind. He is so professional and nice, I wish I could pick up that order so bad lmao
Nick. Pay this man a fat tip.
Clarence Elmore is the most appropriately named character I've ever heard of in my life
Clarence Elmo. Like the gay racist red puppet.
"lets see i think this is....2 billion...." lost it lmao
Falling asleep while giggling for the past three days listening to this.
Hahah exactly the same w me
Sweet dreams dudes
Literally been working my way through these every night, I have to pause them to laugh
2 billion😭
he must've had a lot of experience taking calls like these, because this is literally what some people sound like
definitely, they way he says stuff like how do “we get to the bottom of this problem” like the it’s persons on the phones problem too. I’ve encountered a few people exactly like this
@@EthanTheMutant We're in this together
Nick is the funniest person alive, these prank calls killed me. On the metro card when he said the number out loud and instead of jus saying the numbers 1 by 1 he said the amount they came up to, 2billion 7hundred thousand, I’ve never heard something so fucking funny. Nick is the ultimate troll👨🏾🦲👍🏾
And that it didn’t throw her off lol probably not the first time someone has done this
“My bank is very rude when I call them”
“Oh I understand sir!”
The Fast Shoes bit is by far the best phone prank call ever invented, nothing else comes even close.
Not true, the uncreased pants is a close second.
No,
Longmont Potion Castle
He destroys everything. These are top tier, but LPC is legendary. If you can afford it, get LPC 13 or if not, the LPC 14 mash is perfect. Guy is just bizarre.
How tf did the first call last over 15 minutes lmao
I figure because the supervisor had shit to do and was amused by the call. I’ve been in the same position
In all honesty prank callers can be pretty damn entertaining when you work a boring job
Very carefully.
@@christianperez7846 wtf is it with Americans has shit to do, means you're busy, if you don't have shit to do it means you're not busy.
Nick is a genius that’s why
The coffee shop guy had answers for EVERYTHING, sharp guy
He started to enjoy it...
...nobody ever asks.
Honestly, dude sounds like a good manager
“I’ve used this card for years”
“Sir this card has never been used”
“It might be that the shoes are more aerodynamic”
“True”
Why does Scott (supervisor) take such issue with saying the make and model of his pants? It's absurd at best. The fine gentleman (Clearance Elmo, III), on the complaint end of this matter, is simply inquiring to become more informed regarding his future pant purchases. Scott single handedly flushed the theatres reputation down the drain. I hope his superiors hear this call. Clearly the man is suicidal.
The matter at hand is two-fold for our esteemed afflicted: domestic and economic. Tyson's Cinemaplex failing to recognize the importance of losing a crease from sitting in a chair is just as important to Mr Elmore's domestic partner as well the mental wellbeing of Mr Elmore himself. How can he possibly continue through life with the ever present looming threat of loosing a pant crease and not knowing the cause thereof? Snowcaps is a small tithing compared to what was being asked.
Lmao the dude at the beginning. Why on earth did he specify he went to private school
I think that was because he was required to wear a uniform, and thus had no idea what brand of pants the school uniform store used
as Poon Don said, private schools often give you brand less clothes as part of the dress code. he would have no way to know what kind of pants those are.
Private schools can make you crease pants
@@TheShahofIrann I like to think that they were indeed Dockers, and he's just a liar
As a customer service agent, I want to kms. Not because of this video, just in general.
The dude enjoying some wine looks like he needs our prayers
What's the clip from?
that's Bam Margera and yeah, he needs help
*15 minutes into talking to starbucks manager
"My bank is very rude to me when I call them"
"I understand sir."
Mullen is a comedic genius, its a legitimate talent to keep people so annoyed with his characters but still stay on the line.
I'm studying this like Mike Tyson studying old boxing footage
I can't believe that Outback manager was going to let a customer stand at the edge of the kitchen and pick out their bloomin onion.
I want to spread the word that all Outback Steakhouse locations offer customers the opportunity to visit the kitchen and hand pick the onion of their choice.
@@QEsposito510
I had better call every location and confirm this and make sure the conversation takes like 40 minutes.
Heartbreaking to find out their NO RULES edict was a filthy fucking lie
Cant wait to drink myself into oblivion and listen to this all the way thru for the third time this week, my life is normal and im cool as fuck
currently doing exactly this and it rules fellow normal cool guys oh unrelated but how do I get a job
"That's something that happens when you sit down in a pair of slacks"
"Absolutely not. Absolutely not."
the amazing thing is the startbucks guy was probably busy doing other things and was so patient. nick is a horrible human.
"Sir, I'm not going to tell you what kind of pants I'm wearing"
OMFG - I just started the video and I'm DYING at work. Head down, convulsing, red-faced, inconsolable.....JUST dying...lol. Nick Mullen has gained a lifelong fan.
Was waiting for nick to say how am I gonna cum if you won’t tell me but I’m left with immense disappointment
The kidney bean one was only like 13 minute long but felt like an hour.
When you go to hell, a single landline phone will meet you there. Mullen is on the other line. You can not hang up.
eternity is a very long time .. especially towards the end
The fury that Goya was barely containing while being completely unhelpful absolutely broke me
Everything there's a 30 min wait to speak to a representative I think of Nick holding up the line
Nick mullen is the greatest unspoken comedian to ever live
I’ve definitely heard him speak many times
He's also the gayest
@@RaveInHell6030 your mistaken, that was kb toys and garfield La’zanya
@@tayoramirez5006 cant get much gayer than selling deloreans and suckiing CAWK at the DAWG show
Unspoken
"Old shoes, 30 minutes, no shoes, 30 minutes, new shoes 15 minutes"
Lmfao
"give me an example of something service related" "so an example is the movie didn't start" "that also happened"
The "shoes make me too fast" had me laughing like pre-sell out stav, I don't know how anyone could keep a straight face saying all that
This would make me fucking hate every old person I saw the rest of the day. Nick is responsible for the knockout game.
"Well, just hold on a god damned minute here." - Slacksless Enjoyer
When he reads off the card number with 2 billion, I lost it
Nick reading the card numbers as if they where a regular number by saying words like million and thousand was a great move. Such a genius 👏 🙌 👌
Normally, I hate fucking with employees like this, but the first kid was asking for it. I always tell my employees not to waste their time on customer service. If you ever find yourself arguing what kind of pants you’re wearing, you should just end the interaction. Incredible
I so hard thinking the Starbucks call was about to end then he says "now what about the food options"
If I were the employee I'd have yelled "GOD DAMNIT!!" and thrown the phone at the wall
Thought they were gonna fold on the large popcorn
Man these poor Costo workers, you can hear how stressed they are.
“Your perfect pants, your secret pants “
I like how he made the coffee guy take his order over the phone after he said 100000000 times can't take it over the phone
When he said the total of the coffee was $3.98 I absolutely lost it. Half an hour on the phone for $3
He didn't take it. Like the caller suggested, he would simply say in person: I am the guy one the phone, I would like to order that. Then the order would be made.
@@joaopedrosousa5636 so basically order over the phone?
@@Lagatego No. A big part of ordering is being able to pay and having more of a garantee the food was being prepared and would be given.
The client could maybe not write himself a list, and the worker took to himself to simply extend the memory of the client, giving only a few informal garantees that the food would be there still in stock if he came in at some moment in the day.
@@joaopedrosousa5636 oh so he basically just ordered over the phone, cool
I want to spread the word that all Outback Steakhouse locations offer customers the opportunity to visit the kitchen and hand pick the onion of their choice.
omg reading the card serial number as a whole number almost took me out
Customer service in this country is unparalleled.
Being terrified of getting fired and becoming homeless is unparalleled in your country.
This might be the best showcase of Nicks genius. He's so good at thinking up, and taking the yhe conversation down a different avenue of nonsense as the previous one closes up.
Its amazing how he makes it seem like the call is making no progress/will never end 😂
"In your perfect world, with your perfect pants"
That Starbucks manager is an absolute champ
dude sat on the phone for 30+ mins. sounds like a cool guy.
@@reabsorb6775 dude didnt even flinch or indicate that he was losing his cool. mad props. i heard he later went home and took it out on his family.