MSSP - Matt vs Debt Collector

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2021
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    From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 91
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Komentáře • 539

  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 Před 2 lety +2313

    Matt saying “good I’m glad it’s growing” to his debt is hilarious

  • @theflanman420420
    @theflanman420420 Před rokem +869

    “I live in the woods bro, come get me.” I love Matt he is such a naturally funny person.

  • @patrickreilly5640
    @patrickreilly5640 Před rokem +369

    “white trash meta knowledge” is such a hilarious phrase

  • @peterfedyk6329
    @peterfedyk6329 Před rokem +924

    there’s a lot of comedians that are funny because they can string words together in a wild order, but Matt’s funny because he actually does that shit for real lol

    • @susugam3004
      @susugam3004 Před 11 měsíci +6

      it's funny because he has zero awareness of how pathetic he sounds and how little personal responsibility he has :D

    • @BrianKellyisGay
      @BrianKellyisGay Před 11 měsíci +186

      @@susugam3004gay

    • @bigtoke9456
      @bigtoke9456 Před 11 měsíci

      @@susugam3004 negro please

    • @AmmoGus1
      @AmmoGus1 Před 8 měsíci +66

      ​@@susugam3004passive aggressive smiley face at the end marks you out as a punk

    • @Sh0rtsYT
      @Sh0rtsYT Před 8 měsíci

      @@susugam3004yet he’s banking like minimum 100k a month so who’s the real idiot here you or him?

  • @joenichols3901
    @joenichols3901 Před 2 lety +1011

    Hahahaha just straight doing psyops on credit card collectors on his own private time this is insanity

    • @jasonnicholl1332
      @jasonnicholl1332 Před rokem +4

      Is that u uncle Joe?

    • @zerotwoeleven_
      @zerotwoeleven_ Před rokem +42

      and not even telling anyone ab it while doing it. unreal

    • @scumbaag
      @scumbaag Před 7 měsíci +6

      Wait, this isnt normal behavior? Must be a Pennsyltucky thing lmfao.

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 Před 4 měsíci

      I do it for real. So Baltimore. Not far from pa. ​@@scumbaag

    • @ShowMeDemBoobies
      @ShowMeDemBoobies Před 21 dnem

      ​@scumbaag what about this comment led you to think it's normal behavior? The original comment implies literally the exact opposite. Short bus rider back in the day huh?

  • @jaliscogrill8519
    @jaliscogrill8519 Před 2 lety +1885

    Matt is one of the funniest people alive

    • @TomMyersComedy
      @TomMyersComedy Před 2 lety +9

      His brain is an anomaly

    • @AAlejandro15
      @AAlejandro15 Před 2 lety +59

      @@TomMyersComedy that's cause he psychically messes with the mri machine, the mana energy from the shaman cannot be contained

    • @robertdale8758
      @robertdale8758 Před 2 lety +4

      You must be a sad person to think that dude sucks

    • @robertdale8758
      @robertdale8758 Před 2 lety +3

      Matt is a waste of space and ruined Shane's life

    • @TomMyersComedy
      @TomMyersComedy Před 2 lety +9

      @@robertdale8758 whatever hater

  • @ThatGuy-oc4mv
    @ThatGuy-oc4mv Před 9 měsíci +249

    Matt telling Shane to ignore the IRS may be the funniest shit ever

    • @AstroJenkins
      @AstroJenkins Před měsícem +6

      As a born scofflaw with $3k in unpaid parking tickets on my motorcycle in SF with like 100 missed debt collector calls a month, the IRS are the LAST people you wanna ignore. Everybody else can fuck off though.

    • @jonnyd9351
      @jonnyd9351 Před měsícem

      @@AstroJenkinsFr. I owe paypal $9k and 4 years later no collections or anything.

  • @z71chev34
    @z71chev34 Před rokem +621

    Matt needs to get in the same room as Tim Dillon and talk about this.

    • @Hugelybased
      @Hugelybased Před rokem +145

      Real debt meets fake business.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 Před rokem +55

      Add sam Hyde to that scenario

    • @LVL60Beltran
      @LVL60Beltran Před rokem +60

      @@Hugelybased lmfao imagine Tim calling Matt as a fake debt collector

    • @masonholtsford7562
      @masonholtsford7562 Před rokem

      @@Hugelybased 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakotalenzi7630
      @dakotalenzi7630 Před rokem +9

      Sit em both down with Saint Rogie and Theo and talk that biness mane

  • @rollinwifdabigboys13
    @rollinwifdabigboys13 Před rokem +133

    “I thought I was coming home to a lucrative real estate deal but the guys I was working with were committing deed fraud.”

  • @valdezmodesto
    @valdezmodesto Před rokem +370

    Im new to this show, the Matt lore is crazier than I could ever imagine.

    • @barstow_
      @barstow_ Před rokem +28

      How good is our god

    • @TheHeroChoncho
      @TheHeroChoncho Před 11 měsíci +35

      Matts stories of him just living life with no eyes on him are the funniest things to me.
      This and him talking about shoplifting from self check out gets me everytime

    • @zzzzz45zzzzz79
      @zzzzz45zzzzz79 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It goes deep. Welcome to the new world

    • @bluematter01
      @bluematter01 Před 9 měsíci

      @@TheHeroChonchodude the shoplifting at self checkout kills me every time

    • @kyleistheguru
      @kyleistheguru Před 6 měsíci +7

      The best is when he brings up something insane, like how he used to hang out in basically a blacks only bar, do/sell percosets and lean, sleep in a trap house and get tucked in at night by a pill head who brought her toddler with her to the trap house, and shane will be like “how have you never told me this before” lmfao

  • @kaydenstegman4439
    @kaydenstegman4439 Před 2 lety +638

    you got to strike first cuz they hit hard. dude this shit had me dying

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 Před rokem +1

      Lol

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 Před 11 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @caseyschoenleber1760
      @caseyschoenleber1760 Před 2 měsíci

      Hahahaha that shit killed me matt is the fuckin best

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 2 měsíci +1

      5:33 "They do it to you! Oh you can't pay your bills? You can't handle your money?"
      "I live in the woods, bro. Come get me"

  • @Hugh_Mongus_Chode
    @Hugh_Mongus_Chode Před 10 měsíci +91

    “Hello, this is the IRS”
    “Double it and give it to the next person”

    • @ctrain149
      @ctrain149 Před 2 měsíci

      Holy shit I’m crying

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Před měsícem +16

    Pretending your debt is an investment and being happy that it’s growing is awesome

  • @kobold1538
    @kobold1538 Před 2 lety +173

    They legit call you up and insult you like Matt was saying.

  • @StaindHand
    @StaindHand Před 9 měsíci +159

    As a former debt negotiator, I can tell you that you had all of the leverage to negate the debt the moment they started contacting anyone other than the debtor for the purposes of collection

    • @HIGH_noon
      @HIGH_noon Před 6 měsíci +54

      hahahahaha so true and im not even a former debt person... well ive had debt before but not the job side lmao. i would always hit them with the classic "you're what the 5th or 6th "company" trying to get this shit from "him/me/etc" and you really think they/me/im is gonna pay it NOW?! hahahahahahahahaha" and then just do more dumb shit like play music or goof on them until they hung up... one time me and my buddy did a filibuster type shit where we just googled debt tax code after we found out the state they were trying to collect from and read these "laws" but made up shit in his favor and just added in like then the person calling trying to collect the debt must suck off the debtor for a minimum of 5 mins if the debt is paid during a fortnight.
      lmao they would get soooooo pissed and we would just be like bro it says right here from 1882 on so and sos birthday they made the law in effect for 1000 years lmaooooooooo

    • @aspergerio
      @aspergerio Před 5 měsíci +3

      That's awesome dude haha

    • @Coryalan2
      @Coryalan2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@JohnJohnson67851 only if they cosigned. Morena Baccarin

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@HIGH_noonabsolutely hilarious

    • @jonnyd9351
      @jonnyd9351 Před měsícem

      Yo can you tell me: How do you convince the debt collector to take the debt off your credit report instead of them just putting that it is paid.

  • @Shrubchucker
    @Shrubchucker Před 2 lety +249

    Matt's for real. I lost my job, 40k truck I had to turn in. 10k in credit card debt. As soon as the 7 year mark hit, bought a house with a 750 credit score

  • @Dexroid
    @Dexroid Před rokem +87

    Shane just saying over and over, "Dude, WHAT are you doing?!" These guys are gold.

  • @HughJASS88
    @HughJASS88 Před 5 měsíci +16

    “You gotta strike first because they do hit hard.”
    -Matt McCusker

  • @Fikroc
    @Fikroc Před 2 lety +73

    "its not an investment" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcusnelson7026
    @marcusnelson7026 Před 2 lety +164

    I owed Movie Gallery $50ish for late fees when they closed down. Got whoever was calling about it to leave me alone by telling them "sounds like you got robbed" and then laughing.

  • @toddkonrad2407
    @toddkonrad2407 Před 2 lety +96

    Dawg’s running guerrilla ops against creditors like Wolverines vs the Russians and Cubans.

  • @thedragonbroke
    @thedragonbroke Před rokem +168

    These old clips make me love Matt so much more. He's mellowed with age and family

    • @Sh0rtsYT
      @Sh0rtsYT Před rokem +3

      Where can we watch old old clips

    • @mwal223
      @mwal223 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@Sh0rtsYTright here dawg

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 Před 6 měsíci +20

    4:24 "It's not an investment! It's not an investment!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AlO.919
      @AlO.919 Před 4 měsíci +2

      That part had me rollin 😂

  • @josephpossanza5022
    @josephpossanza5022 Před 9 měsíci +55

    I had a credit card that I ran up about 5-6 years ago that I haven't paid off yet. They first sent me a letter stating I could pay it off with X amount of money which was less than what I actually owe. I never responded and kept getting letters every three months with each letter becoming less and less they wanted from me. My plan is to get to a point where they just completely stop sending me letters and leave me alone. I owe 2 grand and the last letter they sent they were willing to take 379$... I'm almost there boys I'm almost there.

    • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
      @HighMarshalBiggusDickus Před 9 měsíci

      So what i’m hearing is, there is a chance for me😂😂

    • @Mungojerry310
      @Mungojerry310 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Keep trucking brother !

    • @stufraser3
      @stufraser3 Před 8 měsíci +11

      I would take the current offer. It could be the last one before they resell it to another collector. Also, you need to get the terms in writing and don't agree until then. Some will say they can't and you kindly tell them to kick rocks until you get it in writing. Lastly, don't agree until they agree to remove the collections from both major credit bureaus.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Před 4 měsíci

      fucj yea i’d take the 370 brother

    • @AlbanianThrash
      @AlbanianThrash Před 3 měsíci +3

      don't take the offer. settling on a collection notice will hit your credit score and resets your 7 year counter. stay strong

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita Před rokem +31

    Matt leaving 3 minute Backstreet Boys voicemails is probably the funniest thing ever

  • @jackb8598
    @jackb8598 Před rokem +95

    Thanks to financial guru Matt McCusker, I have decided to personally abandon my $7,000 in credit card debt. I am 26, and the housing market ain’t coming back for a while anyways. Best decision of my life! Shoutout to those card companies for the free purchases!

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Před rokem +13

      I hope you maxxed it before doing that because the amount doesn't really matter. Remember not to acknowledge the debt in any form and look up rules in your state to see what they can and can't do, and how fast it will come off your credit report. Godspeed, and thank you for being a hero, taking it back from these scummy predatory lenders

    • @ryangosling135
      @ryangosling135 Před rokem +21

      Based af. Have done the same. In the UK though so probably going to get absolutely cucked by the government at some point. YOLO.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 Před 11 měsíci +1

      How's that going bud? Id imagine it would be easier over the next 7 years to pay it off and have decent credit. I always hear about people having issues because bad credit idk. My advice would be to Hussle and work two jobs and live cheap for like 6 months to pay it off

    • @ryangosling135
      @ryangosling135 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@kakimotoK20 going fine bro I incorporated the Sam Hyde method of 'awhh geez dood' now I pay like 60 bucks a month to service an obscene amount of debt. Already paid off two loans in full cos they phoned me and offered to settle for £200 lol.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@ryangosling135 oh ya that's a much better way, settling. I did that once with a ridiculous hospital bill. Just told them to get fkd for like 2 years then they told me I could pay 25% and call it good. Glad you got it, taking care of it seems like the play

  • @Robespierres_Ghost
    @Robespierres_Ghost Před 2 lety +210

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My dog was growling at me cus he thought something was wrong.

  • @are_birds_real
    @are_birds_real Před 6 měsíci +16

    "Rawsteen and Burglar" 😂

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 Před 2 lety +76

    Play dumb and make sure you say "extreme hardship" - suddenly the calls stop.

    • @neurohack9038
      @neurohack9038 Před rokem +5

      Why does the “extreme hardship” work?

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Před 4 měsíci

      @@neurohack9038ah jeeez the pills dude my back man i can maybe pay you… 2 bucks a month??

  • @psychonautpupildiallater7734

    My buddy got a call from India asking if he wanted a free "quote" on health insurance?
    He kept the poor guy on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get this free "coat" they kept offering,.. I was F'n dying,......

    • @mr.bidnessman2469
      @mr.bidnessman2469 Před 2 lety

      I got one Indian dude calling me for $250 for Windows Defender subscription and I had him on the phone answering line by line what kind of pornography could I watch while owning windows defender.
      What bout slam pigs? Can I watch that?
      -sir
      Big tiddies bro I like em big can I watch that?
      -sir. Yes sir. You will.
      Nice bro you like big tiddies too bro? Hey anyone in your office got big tiddies bro? What’s her name? Put her on the phone.

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 Před rokem +16

    Bro “white trash meta knowledge” is one of the best things I’ve ever heard 😂😂

  • @felipeanthony8507
    @felipeanthony8507 Před rokem +35

    Matt’s the main character we’re just living in his world

  • @bernardsouza814
    @bernardsouza814 Před 11 měsíci +13

    NEVER PAY BROTHERS. UNITED IN DEBT WE CANNOT FALL. BORROW MORE.

  • @davoid3693
    @davoid3693 Před rokem +33

    Matt must’ve been in cobra Kai the way he’s handling these debt collectors 😂

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic Před 11 měsíci +10

    The best play when they call is to give them the runaround. I’ll just slow bleed them for a good 20+ minutes, then right as I’m about give them my card number I’ll be like “Uhh, I think my dog got out, I gotta go” and listen to them freak out for a couple seconds and hang up lol it’s amazing.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Matt’s life would be so much simpler if he could just stop battling strangers

  • @scottgilmour8312
    @scottgilmour8312 Před 2 lety +16

    "i live in the woods bro, come get me"

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před 7 měsíci +16

    Matt running away from home so he doesn't have to pay off a credit card is honestly big brain

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 Před 2 lety +63

    Matt, you're a hero for this

  • @joshuagraham9217
    @joshuagraham9217 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Its great matt talked about this. I would say alot of people are secretly in debt and worried and hearing other people taking it light heartedly helps lol

  • @davidsample8378
    @davidsample8378 Před rokem +35

    This is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @billybussey
    @billybussey Před 5 měsíci +15

    Matt is a secret Gen X'r somehow. It's like he's 46 culturally. I think he is what kept Shane from turning into all the other Brogans. He's lived and currently lives a life full of stories.

  • @JeffreySmith84
    @JeffreySmith84 Před rokem +43

    I wish I had friends but since I don't these clips are the next best thing.

  • @mobyd1852
    @mobyd1852 Před 2 lety +27

    Collectors vs McCuskers

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo Před rokem +68

    This reminds me of when I used to get regular calls from India with them trying to sell me stuff. I had made a one time purchase and they thought they would just keep calling me every week for months or a year or so. The funny thing is I just became best friends with the guy. When he would call I knew I was never buying anything again and I think he knew it after a few times, so I would just be like "Hey, whats up man? Hows it going? Hows life?" and we became really good friends and would have 30 to 40 minute long deep conversations about life.
    I think he enjoyed it because it's better than just going through the cold calling list he had, and I enjoyed it because I always love taking what would normally be a negative experience like a spam call, and turning it into a positive one. I wonder what that guy is up to today. I wonder if I still have his number somewhere.

  • @acidrat420
    @acidrat420 Před 7 měsíci +11

    The Shaman dropping financial wisdom. Hell yeah!

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Před rokem +10

    3-minute-long Backstreet Boys voice mails. God tier.

  • @cuchuloholic
    @cuchuloholic Před 2 lety +12

    when creditors call my dads house i have not lived in since i was 17 he says im dead.

  • @kolanos
    @kolanos Před 4 měsíci +4

    Just a heads up, if any debt collector does anything to you or anyone you know like what happened to Matt, such as calling friends/family/employers or pretending to be attorneys, it is 100% illegal under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. You can pursue the debt collector for up to $2.5K per violation.

  • @michaelparrish6572
    @michaelparrish6572 Před 2 lety +18

    Hell yea!! Peepop blessing us dawgs! May God bless peepop with the best sweet treats!

  • @lovefool.99
    @lovefool.99 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I listen to this edit weekly if not multiple times - Matt vs the debt collectors is the funniest thing ever & I laugh so hard everytime I hear this “if you’re a fucking Nancy about it” 😂😂😂😂

  • @cyberslick18
    @cyberslick18 Před 2 lety +90

    This is one of the best clips yet keep up the good work man

  • @tiananman
    @tiananman Před 6 měsíci +7

    these people had no idea they were messing with a psycho

  • @donairsauce2496
    @donairsauce2496 Před 2 lety +41

    this is nick mullens wet dream

  • @maxshumaker6002
    @maxshumaker6002 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Double it and pass it to the next person 😂😂😂

  • @oSiiKModding
    @oSiiKModding Před 8 měsíci +6

    Trolling scam callers is how I got into psy-ops too tbh 😂

  • @xhildhood
    @xhildhood Před 9 měsíci +7

    “I pretend I’m retarded and this guy gets really mean to me” - Matt

  • @jonathanstow9638
    @jonathanstow9638 Před rokem +14

    You know you're in trouble when the law firm of Rothstein & Burglar comes after you.

  • @VincentsVideoVisions
    @VincentsVideoVisions Před 2 lety +34

    Debt collectors resort to really underhanded tactics... ive had them tell me they're going to visit me at my job and serve me with legal papers, talk to the HR person at my job, talk directly to my manager, etc. They also like to mention shit about court cases that dont exist or pending court cases. They straight up lie constantly.

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Před rokem +1

      That's why you never answer them and block each new number they attempt

    • @VincentsVideoVisions
      @VincentsVideoVisions Před rokem

      @old king Crow yep that's what I normally do

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 Před rokem

      @@oldkingcrow777 i usually just rape em

  • @joenichols3901
    @joenichols3901 Před 2 lety +144

    I'm a mortgage broker and I can guarentee credit card companies can't just take money from the sale lmao. The IRS and Student loan collectors will keep you from being able to buy a home though

    • @mikezayas324
      @mikezayas324 Před rokem +21

      Yea , that’s what you want us to think

    • @joenichols3901
      @joenichols3901 Před rokem +31

      @@mikezayas324 They would have to put a lien on the property. The Feds can do that but credit card companies cannot

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert Před rokem +1

      They can nuke your credit worthiness when it comes time to settle your new mortgage

    • @davoid3693
      @davoid3693 Před rokem +15

      Sooooooooooo max out credit cards and don’t answer their calls after ?

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 Před rokem +3

      @@mikezayas324 LOL

  • @tedphillips3119
    @tedphillips3119 Před 2 lety +60

    The debt collector bought your debt for pennies on the dollar. Generally you can work them down to pennies on the dollar if your adamant enough.

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine Před rokem +2

      *you're. If you pay one penny, you re-affirm the debt and the 7 year window resets.

    • @blockchainprofessor.x
      @blockchainprofessor.x Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@clvrswinethe point is to get em down to pennies for a 1 time bulk payment
      Barclays took 40% of my debt to close the account. Cheap

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Před 2 lety +42

    Sam Hyde approach I got these bills man

  • @mchapman2424
    @mchapman2424 Před 2 lety +21

    I have never paid a medical bill in my 39 years of life. I never ever answer phone #s I dont know. Just ignore the bills and they honestly disappear

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld Před rokem

      Yep. You can even barter with them if you want. People act like they have to pay. Drives me crazy when I see that shit on Reddit.

    • @colzbroeffectboss4619
      @colzbroeffectboss4619 Před rokem +3

      ​@@vhscopyofseinfeld "Aaah dood I hurt my leg bro. My doctor's got me on these pills man I just got out of the hospital cause I got hit by a car dood. I can't pay it bro. Best I can do is $2 a month bro."

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@colzbroeffectboss4619I broke my knee dude

    • @pucktoad
      @pucktoad Před 6 měsíci

      If you own a house or something you do have to pay.

  • @user-mu4gv8mk6s
    @user-mu4gv8mk6s Před 3 měsíci

    This was the funniest yet, thank u for these videos

  • @slob710
    @slob710 Před rokem +8

    "I'm at war with my ex creditors"

  • @davidash6612
    @davidash6612 Před 2 lety +20

    Matt out here doing the lords work 🙏🏻

  • @reposaado1079
    @reposaado1079 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Matt and Shane are the only comedians that actually make me laugh out loud and by myself. This is on another level funny

  • @BeerDad69
    @BeerDad69 Před 2 lety +32

    Lol Matt talking about selling houses and whatnot like he will ever own one

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 Před 2 lety +17

      I'm a retard & I own a house

    • @alejandrocastillo4322
      @alejandrocastillo4322 Před 2 lety +16

      I thought he owned that one house he and gay bill bought toghether lol

    • @ralphalf5897
      @ralphalf5897 Před 2 lety +18

      Yea, he said he bought one from some old man for dimes on the dollar and just slang out of it full time in his early 20s

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted Před 2 lety +4

      @@ralphalf5897 hell yeah dude

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke Před 2 lety +1

      Stick it in your gf/fiance/wife's name and just never break up.

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I'm definitely stealing these lines when I just stop paying 😂😂😂

  • @ihateallthethings2683
    @ihateallthethings2683 Před 5 měsíci +4

    So happy I found out who Matt is. Ive stole so much of his style on life these past few years listening to the show.

  • @dadastream
    @dadastream Před 2 lety +7

    Pro-tip, if you settle, you get taxed on the difference. IRS considers it income. Just move to Colombia for 7 years instead

  • @Jay-ml9qs
    @Jay-ml9qs Před 10 měsíci +4

    IRS is 3 years statute of limitations. 7 years if they suspect fraud. When I was trying to pass my character and fitness test for the state bar they specifically ask if you owe taxes etc and I owed a shit ton so I had to call the IRS and explain I owed like a ten year old tax debt and the guy on the phone was confused because they had long since moved on. The irs guy basically asked me why I was calling them it’s a decade old. I was trying to do the right thing

  • @baller84milw
    @baller84milw Před 2 lety +21

    2:40 Nah, what it is is that if you try to negotiate with them or start to pay off the debt, then the clock resets. If you just go 7 years ignoring it, it'll fuck up your credit score, but the collection will eventually be removed from your report.

    • @Mike-nn3tf
      @Mike-nn3tf Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah don’t mess with them on the phone or confirm who they’re talking to, every time you agree you owe something then it’s seven more years. Fucking with them is funny but just drags it out.

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers Před 2 lety +32

      @@Mike-nn3tf i just ask them if they will "level with a nigga" and they always leave me alone after

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan Před rokem +21

    In 2016 my homie was seriously planning a move to LA to become rapper. Said he’d just get some students loans and fly out to his new life. It took the homies a WHILE ago convince him that it was a retarded idea.
    Now he’s working in an oil field in North or South Dakota lmao

    • @Warmcorn24
      @Warmcorn24 Před rokem +32

      Cmon man you can’t clip a wiggers wings, gotta let them boys fly!

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 Před 2 měsíci +2

      What was the point of this story? It makes no sense. And student loans to become a rapper? Did an AI bit make this story up or something?

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg Před 5 měsíci

    This may be the best classic clip of mssp

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Matt just lives such a funny life hahaha

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief Před 7 měsíci +4

    Started listening to these two for Shane but gosh dang is Matt out of his mind hilarious too

  • @ppstorm_
    @ppstorm_ Před 10 měsíci +1

    the most satisfying thing is when an aggressive debt collector or telemarketer tells you to stop calling them

  • @cg7551
    @cg7551 Před rokem +7

    Don’t tell them you are going to pay. That resets the 7 years, potentially, bc you have made an arrangement.

  • @adamburdock1020
    @adamburdock1020 Před 6 měsíci +4

    This made me feel a lot better about my debt😂

  • @bluedragonrob1
    @bluedragonrob1 Před rokem +5

    This is the Shaman at his BEST.

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 Před 10 měsíci +3

    this is absolute TOP TIER content holy fuck lmao

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit Před rokem +2

    Court summons? Nah thats fake, my warrants are fake too 😂

  • @taxesrtheft
    @taxesrtheft Před 3 dny

    2:10 gaslighting debt collectors is hilarious

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit Před rokem +5

    Matt is a little gremlin and its great

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Před měsícem

    This is OG level lmao best podcast ever 😭

  • @evanmarquardt7249
    @evanmarquardt7249 Před 4 měsíci

    This might be my favorite video on CZcams

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R Před rokem +3

    The IRS will take money right out of your checks and your returns.

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr Před 5 měsíci

    This is one Matt’s best stories lmao

  • @tankie9997
    @tankie9997 Před 2 lety +1

    The debt bit is great. 'Oh so before I could hang up on you and get to keep 1k, now it's up to 9k? Sweet!!' *dialtone

  • @ryanleblanc6817
    @ryanleblanc6817 Před 2 lety +37

    If you owe debt just wait it out. I owed like $6K for a repossessed vehicle when I was like 20. Well the original debtor kept selling the debt to other companies and they kept hitting me up with lower amounts I owed. It finally got down to $1,000 and I payed it.

    • @pubbiehive
      @pubbiehive Před 2 lety +16

      should've just waited it out or haggled it down more

    • @wtice4632
      @wtice4632 Před 2 lety +4

      So you still lost. Shouldve kept hanging up

    • @Mike-nn3tf
      @Mike-nn3tf Před 2 lety +7

      @@pubbiehive some states allow them to take you to debtors’ court even if you don’t acknowledge it, then it’s a legit summons the sheriff drops off and if you don’t show up they can garnish your wages. Some real bullshit.

    • @jonathanjones9094
      @jonathanjones9094 Před rokem

      Or you could not be a POS, and pay for the things you buy

    • @AMM1998
      @AMM1998 Před rokem +15

      You gotta tell them you can pay $600 because you gotta buy pills for your leg tomorrow and the money's gonna be gone

  • @BrosLikeThis
    @BrosLikeThis Před rokem +2

    It isn’t when you go to sell a house that old debts will come out of the woodwork - it’s when you go to buy one. The hard inquiry by a mortgage or finance company will trigger judgment-holders to believe you may now have adequate assets to make a significant purchase. They will either start trying to hit you up for the money again, or, perfect their judgment into a lien secured against any non-exempt real property you own - putting it at risk of foreclosure without repayment.

  • @Cranndaddy
    @Cranndaddy Před 3 měsíci

    “It’s not an investment , it’s not an investment!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Rothstein and Burglar"
    lmao

  • @DONTworryIgotTHIS
    @DONTworryIgotTHIS Před 10 měsíci +1

    That sounds way more exhausting and mentally draining than just not borrowing or paying back what you owe.

  • @KimCheongBRO
    @KimCheongBRO Před 5 měsíci +1

    Protip, lawyer's don't call, they send mail to document contact so they can build their case.

  • @charlesbetts8396
    @charlesbetts8396 Před 6 měsíci +1

    My only fear of living in the woods is a Ruby ridge scenario taking place.

  • @foxbody1152
    @foxbody1152 Před 10 měsíci

    Honesty is the best source of comedy

  • @MrDeltaMaster
    @MrDeltaMaster Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love the amount of misinformation lmao

  • @alejandrocastillo4322
    @alejandrocastillo4322 Před 2 lety +7

    Hell yeah bull, these rule!