Husband gets ROASTED in the E.R.
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I cannot stress enough how much I want to see this series on Netflix as a sitcom with only this guy as an actor playing every character.
Now that you suggest that... That sounds amazingly funny 😂😂😂😂
I would pay.....abouttreefiddy to see dis.
UP!
me too
Yesssss
He didn't get roasted. He just got ceased from existence.
Some one sweep up the ashes
Doctor I don’t feel so good
He simply ceased to be?
He wishes he got ceased from existence...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“my husband is quite small”
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's not damage... It's murder
Ha ha I got that Steven He reference! 🤣
😂😂😂😂
I don't think you get it...
If he couldn't do it...
*Then who did?*
She didn't roast him, she ANNIHILATED HIM 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
the homestuck sburb logo!!! i cant believe theres homestucks in 2022
@@spaceatoms4212 lol been using this logo for a few years now ♥️ Gotta show that Homestuck love with the added benefit of it being a cool logo to use anyway 😂😘
@@c.b.2 hell yeah!
I smell the homestucks. They are coming.
While the burn was humorous, I think many people take the medical info in these skits as being medically accurate. A man's penis cannot hit a woman's ovaries during intercourse. The cervix, yes. Ovaries, no.
Facts
I was seriously wondering about my knowledge of anatomy there.
"Intense physical activity, like sex, can trigger the (existing) cyst to rupture." But I know what you mean.
It can impact the surrounding region, like bladder and yes, ovaries. Doesn't mean it touches them directly.
Just like a punch to the guts could rupture the cyst without actually touching the ovaries directly
I mean it totally could but not if he went through any pre-existing hole in her body. 🤷
I spewed water when she said that. Note to self: no drinking when watching your videos 🤣😂🤣
Exactly. I knew it was gonna be funny but I wasn’t expecting THAT!😂😂😂
I almost choked on the cupcake I was eating! Lol!
There are some people who have an implied, "No food or drink in mouth while reading/watching this post!" warning on *everything* they post, whatever the media.
OMG, Help! I just inhaled and chocked on half the coffee in my mug!!! 🤣 That poor guy!
Me and my energy drink can relate ;D
"There is _definitely_ no other reason!"
The brotherhood, I love it.
😂😂sisterhood too
😂😂
Can someone please explain
@@kellydean3456They mean the other guys in the room insisted that their sexual intercourse is the only reason the cyst could have broken, meaning the fine gentleman over there is not that small, or should not feel bad about himself (we can assume there COULD BE other reasons but they did not want to say it to be supportive of him after that burn 😅)
🤣 stay strong king you got this!
best line in the entire skit
@@eerye70 No, the best one was "he's quite small"
“My husband he’s quite small. But the mailman delivered a huge package.”
🤣🤣🤣
yeah theres no way her husband did that, it could be something else😂
Haha😂😂
Half an hour before the ER visit, and her clearly saying that it could not possibly be him- as he is "Too small"- probably the mailman as you said, or the husband hides a very large package. 🤔 🤷♀️😅
...
...Do not mind me. I am weird and quirky. Roasters do not roast me...or I will put my amateur roasting skills to the test! 😂😓🥱 👀🤦♀️
This. This is similar to what my mind jumped to. If it's not the husband, it's someone else 😱
I’m sorry but as a woman who is in a lot of excruciating pain and is just trying to be honest with her doctors you really can’t blame her.
agreed about the need for honesty
though realistically, no penis without surgical "enhancements" and puncturing the birth canal can reach the ovaries....
Hahaha
@@driftingdruid even then...
Yes we can.
@@curious1053only the blacks ones
Send the husband to the burn unit stat that one’s got to hurt!!!!!
apply ice on the burn XD
Haha 😂 this comment should have more likes 👍
@@Gummy_Pop. isn’t it cool water not ice
@@bonelessmice6828 no its ice look up the meme 😂
@@Gummy_Pop. oh i didnt know you were talking about a meme lmao
The look on everyone's face watching this when she said he's too small would be priceless to have been able to have seen . LOL he'll never be totally erased again in his life . Self conscious for eternity from one sentence she said . Sad but true. 😆 LOL
Grounds for divorce.
Yep. Given this, she was most likely having an affair
Especially the husband’s reaction!
@@ArabicLover101 Good grief you jump to dumb conclusions.
The most unrealistic part of this skit is how quickly she got an ultrasound, lol 🤣🤣🤣 you can be doubled over and passing in and out of consciousness and you will still not be seen for 4 hours 🥲
Oh I got one in an hour
Be a nurse, that works at the hospital, that is on duty....You get a wheelchair ride from your friends to the ER and immediate attention.
Legit happened to me Thursday... Finally got fed up and told them I was gonna go to a different ER and that's when they finally brought me back for tests... They legit had me hooked to an IV in the waiting room to keep from passing out
Our ACLS ambulances now carry ultrasounds
So...when you deliver
We'll deliver
@@dootdoot94xo44
Sad...but true
When someone I know ends up admitted
The "tribes" first question is "who do we know that works there?"
And we touch base with them
The patient becomes "one of us" rather than "one of them"
Social psych
As someone who has had ovarian cysts 6 yrs before I was sexually active (including toys) I can tell you they are excruciating. My stupid ass decided I didn't want to wait 45 mins for my mom to pick me up. I decided to walk the 15 mins home. It took 45 mins and I was in so much more pain.
Ruptured ovarian cyst. My doctor thought I may have a ruptured appendix. They are painful.
I remember the first one I ever got as a kid and went to the ER. It's bloody terrible .
@@kimcissell1905 That's what the thought in 8th grade. Teacher (not normal teacher) just didn't notice me at all. Another student said something. I already had bad periods so...
I've had two rupture over the years. I have not been on speaking terms with my right ovary for many years (that bitch, both times)
I've had many and I have Endometriosis and both are horribly painful. One ER doc said, “You have a small cyst.” My mom is an RN and she told me to have the results printed out before we left the ER. We got in to the car and my mom looked over the report and said, “Small cyst my ass. It's 5 cm. That's as big as my fist.” I had surgery within the week.
My fiance and I got a little rough and I was in pain to the point I called my gynecologist. There was a big pause on the other end of the phone followed by " GIRL WHATCHA DO?!" I sheepishly told her we may have gotten carried away and I went in. I had a bruised bladder and some other bruising. I told my man and while he did make the heating pad, he couldn't wipe that grin off his face! He gave me meds and asked very nicely to tell his friends. I laughed and listened to this goofball brag on xbox to his buddies. 9 yrs folks. The couple that laughs together stays together
The fact that he asked got me laughing so hard 🤣
That’s something to brag about? Ok, enjoy your caveman relationship. Ffs.
@@lizzlebizzle5003 🤓
I like your gynecologist.
That sounds like it hurt! But I’m glad you and your partner found it funny, and you let him boast his pride! I hope you two have many more years of laughs together! God bless y’all! 🙏
They tell us not to lie to doctors and then they get all embarrassed when someone's brutally honest??? 😑
this is beyond EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!!!
Spiritual damage jk
My sister ruptured an ovarian cyst at 8 before she even got her period. There's more than one reason for everything.
I've had them rupture without sex involved. Most painful experience of my life
The joke was that the doctor and nurse were lying after she said that in order to boost the guy's confidence back up thats why the doctor glanced up at the husband between "uhhhh.." and "no, not likely"
Mine could rupture a cyst by standing up or sitting down. So yeah.
@@FirstContactt omg I feel so slow…I was like what?? That’s makes so much more sense 😄 thank you
Not to mention it's physically impossible to hit someone's ovaries with a penis 😂
😂😂😂😂 The faces on everyone after the said that!
Ovarian cysts are no joke, it put my sister in the hospital for a week. But I straight up WHEEZED about her comment XD
I agree ovarian cysts are no joke. I have been having troubles with they for 6 years already. I hate that shit. But this is sooo funny, this guy is a KING! Always make me laugh
Definitely no joke, they are super painful. The first time I had one I thought I was going to pass out, I was off work for a week while I recuperate.
I had to re-read your comment because of reading "IT put my sister in the hospital" I read "I put my sister in the hospital."
When the wife was talking it kinda sounded like she was singing
When you're in pain, talking kind of does come out all in one continuous sound like singing. Stopping and starting again just hurts too much.
@@Braigwen Yep, especially with abdominal pain, since diaphragmatic control tends to go flying out the window.
It’s been a long time since I actually started laughing out loud at a vid but I was cackling for so long after this one. Did not expect that twist at all
That moment of silence though
As I have had ruptured ovarian cysts without having sex at all...I was like, "Oh that's supposed to be a joke. Uh ok." That shit hurts my dude for weeks after
He didn’t just get roasted, he got emasculated!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
0:00 that hello was perfect i cant stop re-watching it
As a woman who's battled PCOS and the horrors of endometriosis for decades, this gave me mega belly laughs...
I thank you sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rarely does a video make my jaw hit the floor....but this did. That's gotta hurt! 🤕 Are these skits real stories that you have experienced, or do you have a naturally hilarious and clever imagination? Or both? Lol
Probably both combined 😆
Can confirm this is very real lmao -- literally happened to me a few years ago XD husband was getting a little rough *not that I minded* then bam - intense, immediate, excruciating pain. It felt like someone had literally stabbed me and then it felt like I was having a heart attack bc the fluid in my abdomen migrated to my chest. I went to an urgent care place and they thought it was appendicitis and sent me to the ER. They confirmed it was a ruptured cyst. At that point it had *shrunk* to about 9 cm 😵
@@leanie2972, brings new meaning to hurt so good . Like the old 80's song says . Sorry for your pain but it sounds like you had some good times before that happened to you . LOL hopefully everything is alright with you today ? , in both areas of life . 😊👊🏼🤞🏼✌🏽😁
I’d definitely say this lol
@@leanie2972 oh jeeze, that thing would've had to have been huge to being with, if it had shrunk to 9 cm!
That was funny as hell! The husband's face says it all. 🤣🤣
Y'all I screamed for real. Rest In Pieces my guy.
20 bucks he's still standing somewhere with that same look on his face 😳 🤣
A friend of mine had that happen. Her husband (a very hefty guy) wasn't there when the doc strongly suggested she be on top until he lost some weight.
She wanted me to tell him. Nopity nope nope nope.
^^
Well that's weird.
Good answer, good answer!
@@auntypc4791 I'll stick myself into a lot of things, but NOT that situation!
Legend says that the husband's still frozen as of this moment 😭👍 stay strong king!
Whelp, now they have another patient. Someone transfer the husband to the burn unit!
I was eating dinner when I saw this! So glad I didn’t have a bite of food in my mouth!! Thanks for the Hump Day video! Lol
The look on the husband’s face had me dying 😂🤣
She just being truthful 😂
I really love this guy. He should be on tv.
Aaaaw the poor guys 🤣😂 I like how they all had his back 🤣😂
Poor dude and lady.
At least she didn’t sound malicious. I could imagine she worried if it could have been caused by something fat more severe.
I know I wouldn’t hide anything I thought was medically relavant.
Yeah, neither personal ego nor egoistic protection for others belongs anywhere near a medical examination & interview.
If his packet's too small & it would need to be something else, then you tell the Dr &/or nurse that. You don't want to die for some emotional labour.
At least send the poor guy for some water or something.
This happened to me a few times! It really does feel like you're dying, they had to give me antibiotics and morphine and send me home with narcotics. It was from my Mirena IUD. I only had it for 2 years and it gave me cysts that were BIGGER than my ovaries! Since having it removed, I havnt had anymore rupture. Idk if I have any still but I havnt been to the ER for it so yay lol
Jesus the wrongness of the anatomy here hurts like a kick to the uterus 😂
Considering he was an ER technician maybe you should check yourself
@@tristancoffin bruh, it's not a real story, it's a set up for the small dick joke. no man is actually going to ram into an ovary during intercourse, she's correct, the anatomy is overdramatized and incorrect
Thank you, I'm glad someone else said it
@@tristancoffin considering I have those body parts maybe you should check Google.
A penis doesn't come close to the ovaries, you're lucky to hit the cervix.
Yeah I don't care how big the guy is, he is not getting past the cervix, let alone the uterus or beyond.
This is pure GOLD 😂😂
Buttttt just for the record I'm pretty glad my family wasnt near me when I listened to this, bc I had one rupture when I was like 14 and had never even made out with a boy yet. Lmaoo the last thing I need is my dad trying to hunt down some boy I liked at 14 years old 😂😂😂😂
So there are definitely other causes too 😂
She didn’t roast him, she cremated him! 😂😂
The husband must be in more pain than the wife🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg. She is so earnest 😂. One hell of a roast.
She didn’t just roast him, she obliterated that man
You know those times where you're laughing so hard you can't breathe....
🤯😳... Stay strong King; you got this.
(me on the inside: 😂🤣😅😆😅)
Really want this to be a tv show! Stevie-o your hilarious!
I love the implied "I've had bigger" 🤣
Having had the horrific pain of cysts spontaneously rupturing, I can't imagine the added joy of it being caused by... "trauma"!
I legit choked on my tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ovarian cysts burst spontaneously all the time. Happened to me at 16, no sex involved.
“Free Auto Tune!”
Wife : “Ooh! I want this!”
Wife at ER :
That was an unfortunate choice of words.
Lol the king is so shocked that he froze in his spot 😄
Ayyyyyyy MuFKRRRRR
I’m making this my permanent wallpaper.
The dead silence and faces of disbelief gets me every time 😂
The look on his face is priceless
😂😂That was a good one ! Hello Steve May god bless you and your family 🙏🏽
We both had the same face when that was stated…🤣
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! hahaha THAT WAS AMAZING
Yes!!!
Yup!
If I was anywhere in earshot of that conversation I'd be in the right place... Because I would definitely laugh hard enuff to cause a hernia and need some oxygen. 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah - can you imagine? Usually just a curtain separating "rooms" in the ER!
Omgosh! 😆 🤣 😂
Dude! You made me snort! ROFL! 🤣😂🤣😂💛👍🏼✌🏼💜
i have watched a ton of steveioe videos...how did i miss this one till now....omg!!!!!!!! this is the funniest thing i have seen in longgggg time!!
You are so funny 😂🤣😂 much love from the UK 💯👍
His face be like-
Steveioe's videos are hilarious, but they definitely need to be a lot longer.
That wasn't a roast, she straight up launched his ass into the sun.
I had an ovarian cyst rupture when I was 17. It was so excruciatingly painful. I couldn't walk and almost passed out. Wouldn't wish it on anyone ✨
Also, mine happened literally when I was sleeping and I felt like I was dying.
Husband seeing a divorce lawyer in three... two...
Are these actual stories? Because they are the funniest shit ever! 🤣
"THE MAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK"
She straight up murdered that man in cold blood with 2 witnesses! 🤣🤣🤣
So physical activity of any sorts can do it or they can just rupture. Ive had it happen on a long road trip and a coworker of mine had one rupture during work.
Shut your lying mouth! There is no other reason when it's that close to intercourse! Any size is adequate enough to cause such carnage! (Please, let us have this)
Same here. I ruptured one at work and was rushed to the er. Not my most painful experience, but not something I’d like again.
@@samiam6303 The last one I had was the most painful thing I've ever gone through. That ovary is gone now!
@@DeepBlue7 Oh my gosh!!! I hope you’re okay!!
I wish I could say mine was the worst but I’ve had 18 kidney stones during pregnancy, an IBD, a dermoid ovarian cyst (removed in 11th grade), and pancreatitis, so I unfortunately had worse ;-; but I still wouldn’t wish it on anyone as I heard they are also just as dangerous!
@@samiam6303 The ruptures early on weren't as bad. The last one had me vomiting, shaking and barely able to breathe. I was in so much pain I couldn't talk or call 911. It was pretty terrifying. Many women say this pain is as bad as kidney stones and worse than natural childbirth. I'm okay but had to have extensive surgery due to severe endometriosis. I lost my left ovary and uterus.
BOOM 💥!! ROASTED!!!!
Just gonna... hold my breath for a moment... so I don't fall out of my chair laughing...
OMG! Stunning...simple hilariously mouth dropping!
My god this just happened to me, I just literally had a ruptured cyst.
Best one so far. LOL
The "Oh Shit," matched the "Oh Shit" in my head too.💕
RIP husbands ego, manhood, and will to live
Burrrnnnn 🔥😂
I'd agree with the patient for different reasons. Mainly because the cervix is too narrow to penetrate and only widens during labor so hitting the ovaries would be a tremendous feat since they're beyond the cervix.
Yeah, what you do get if the guy is big is a bruised cervix.
It's not going past the cervix- it isn't a direct hit. Like the ovary is on the other side of the vaginal wall and during sex they bumped into it.
@@hippopajamas please, go back to biology
She said it so politely too
Not many things make me laugh out loud but you succeeded. 😂
I'm dead ☠️💀
Relatable hahahaha 😢
I have to say that you have become my feel good part of my day 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
IMO: best one yet!!I almost choked on my drink!!! 😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing after watching this lol. But then there was a google phone add and I stopped laughing
Yeah it seems like ads always wanna pop up at the worst moments and kill the mood. 😠
well---- i died laughing but I wanna say-- I would dislike it if some large foreign object would go so far up that my ovaries would be effected--- even the cervix bumping is not super pleasant all the time so..... if ur married to him, a medium or reasonable size... I don't wanna rupture anything up in there. in other words, I don't think that the wife was trying to insult him at all.
"I FREAKING knew it!! High five!!
You make me laugh out loud every time I watch one of your videos ! I’m a retired RN (47years) !
Oh boy I can barely remember the last time I laughed so hard at a youtube video 🤣 And as much as this was hilarious I felt bad for the poor husband, he deserved better 😂😭🤣
Whatever you make, it ain't enough.I got bit on my typing finger by a rattler.
The Dr. was going to give me an anti-venom shot.
BUT the nurse figured out since I am NOT allergic to dairy, BUT allergic to yoghurt & had the anthrax series 3x he can't give it to me.
You said that you’re not allergic to dairy but allergic to yoghurt, yoghurt IS dairy
@@rachealhorrocks4692 I drink raw milk, eat a lot of cheese, but I'm allergic to yoghurt. When they do the TB test I have to explain I don't have TB, my lungs were dry cleaned by Halon aboard ship. (my forearm blows up). It was then I discovered why that happens...yoghurt allergy.
Since you couldn't take the anti venom did you die?
what
@@cabbeille I'm just as confused...
Edit: can somebody make Mr Velas's comments understandable to us mundane folks?
OMG that was hysterical. Thank you so much
that solidarity made me happy!