I like how Lani is like, actually reporting bizarre incidences that happened to and around him, and Jesse just keeps going back out there, clearly getting and immediately dropping his ice cream, and then just blaming it on whoever he sees
"They looked average. Average hedad, average nose, average eyes, average mouth. Theor hair was hair and it went whoosh, and they had a hat on...I dunno what kind of hat, but a hat" Meanwhile it was like, Naruto or some shit.
I think this could be made into an actually really fun gameshow-style format. Instead of just showing the original image and the sketch side by side immediately, have a 3rd party "Officer" come in and have to guess the character. Maybe have more recognizable and easy to describe characters but make the reporter wear something that distorts their view. And just for the fun of it, don't show the audience the original image, maybe just an outline, and see if we can guess who it is by the end.
It should be a team game where team member 1 describes it to the artist and their teammate has to guess who it is. And the opposing team can try to steal if they get it wrong. And each character can be ranked on points based on how complicated or how generic looking the character is.
yeah I was super excited to try and play along and guess who it was. I may try to cover that half of my screen edit: they moved the spoilers around too much to even block it.
I like how EVERYTIME I saw Stephan in a video, I recall the first episode of Unabridge, because always seems like the only normal person there that loves tolerating the others. This video is a dumb idea, Lani and Jesse are playing dumb and histrionic and stuff and Stephan is calmly like "Okay, so big eyes..."
Stephan: What kind of face does this person have Nick: *gives a exact description of every detail of their face* Stephan: What kind of hair did they have? Jesse: ...normal hair.
Jessie not being able to describe Konata hurts my soul XD one of the most iconic character designs of the early 2000's and his discription was NOTHING like her at all outside of the school uniform that he also described in a way that no one would have understood
What I've learned from this video is that if you're going to do crimes, make sure that Jesse is the only witness. They will never find you. Sorry Jesse. You know I'm right, though.
Char Aznable was falsely accused-he'd never come to the space colonies for mere ice cream. Unless Amuro was getting ice cream, then Char Aznable would totally cone him.
Me: *Sees Nick describe Schwarzwald near one-to-one to Stephan.* "Impressive, most impressive." Also me: *Sees Jesse being unable to perfectly describe Izumi Konata to Stephan* "I find your lack of faith disturbing".
I gotta say I've been loving all the extra misc Bento content going on lately. Been a fun time to see the team put some wacky and creative ideas together.
Those are some super rad sketching skills. Honestly that first character was incredible, both from Nick's very in depth description to Stephan's accurate sketches. Really well done and funny stuff.
If i were to suggest one way to improve this, you have to go ask someone not involved in this process in the office if they can recognise them, like a "have you seen this man!"
Nowacking's testimony is basically how that would got down if _I_ had to describe a perp. I don't really do eye contact due to some neurological issue nor do I remember unfamiliar faces (and even then I'd have a hard time remembering exact details unless any stood out to me.
this was pretty funny. monotony after the fourth round was shattered since you introduced both a third descriptioneer and a duo round. good choices to grip my engagement until the end.
I'm trying, Lani. I'm trying so hard I haven't been sleeping or even eating much, staying up all night and then catching 4 hours of sleep, I'm giving it my all... My body feels weak but I am motivated to see this through. Thank you for asking.
I'm doing well, thanks for asking! Made some chicken feet soup with tons of veggies and jasmine rice to add in. The broth came out delicious and it only took two hours to simmer.
Incredible. Steven Krosecz is a fantastic artist, and I love the entire crew besides. I would absolutely love to see more of this in the future, no matter what for in takes. And for the record, the first one was SPOT ON.
Love seeing this type of content from you guys. Just you guys having fun and laughing is always something that helps me get my mood up when I really need it. I really appreciate all of you
My teeth are in excellent condition, I just started dieting by cutting out sodas almost completely, and I just remodelled my bedroom with some very affordable furniture. So all in all, life is pretty great. Because I make it great.
I would love more of this kind of stuff. I very much enjoy getting to see Stephan's artistry at work...even if Jesse's descriptions are less than helpful.
Jesse, I love you and your work. I'm neither an artist nor a policeman officer, but your descriptions make me want to throw you. Keep it up and I'll be forced to watch more episodes of this to determine how far you get yeeted.
I definitely feel like the first person Nick described would get caught based off his description but everyone after that would walk free 😂 they would probably be insulted by some of Jesse's descriptions of them. I feel like Nick and Tyler's descriptions were accurate but trying to draw some of characters based off how they were described were difficult for sure. I'd love to see some more of these videos
I wish I knew more of the characters. I don't think they were particularly obscure, just that these ones had mostly eluded me. That first sketch was on point.
It's been a rough two years, guys. Lots of death. Last year, I lost 4 family members, 2 church members, and a couple months ago, my dad passed. Also, last year, I was sick, probably about 7 out of the 12 months. I have been changing careers, and it has been incredibly stressful. A lot of the stress comes from dealing with the effects of my brain damage from brain cancer I had when I was 16 (Lani actually sent me well wishes on his channel). The cancer treatment also left my teeth awful. Love you guys, and I appreciate you all.
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So we have learned that Jesse's level of description is on the level of an Ace Attorney witness. And I mean that in both the best and worst way.
Jesse brings the energy of Larry Butz into this video
I like how Lani is like, actually reporting bizarre incidences that happened to and around him, and Jesse just keeps going back out there, clearly getting and immediately dropping his ice cream, and then just blaming it on whoever he sees
It evens out, though, because his descriptions are useless.
Like a twink version of that poor poor man from lilo and stitch
I'm already getting the impression that if Jesse was at the scene of a crime and saw the culprit, you would want someone else to witness it too
Note to self, you can rob Jesse and potentially get away with it
I hope I never have to rely on Jesse to describe my murderer to the police.
Good news! You'd be dead. But yeah, Jesse real bad.
@@JohnEusebioToronto😂😂😂 "You see the bad news is youre dead but on the bright side youre dead so you dont have to worry about it"
"They looked average. Average hedad, average nose, average eyes, average mouth. Theor hair was hair and it went whoosh, and they had a hat on...I dunno what kind of hat, but a hat"
Meanwhile it was like, Naruto or some shit.
Nick's jewels must be very valuable, people keep trying to take it
Those valuable jewels run in the family
Them family jewels be as blue as sapphire, very valuable and kept from prying eyes
Legends say if you can collect seven of them, they grant a wush.
@@josephperez2004 All seven of Lani's Balls.
Valuable jewels are valuable
I think this could be made into an actually really fun gameshow-style format. Instead of just showing the original image and the sketch side by side immediately, have a 3rd party "Officer" come in and have to guess the character. Maybe have more recognizable and easy to describe characters but make the reporter wear something that distorts their view. And just for the fun of it, don't show the audience the original image, maybe just an outline, and see if we can guess who it is by the end.
It should be a team game where team member 1 describes it to the artist and their teammate has to guess who it is. And the opposing team can try to steal if they get it wrong. And each character can be ranked on points based on how complicated or how generic looking the character is.
Yeah, that sounds like a fun time. See TFS? Even Speedwagon wants more of this!
Well a cool guy officer of course needs some cool guy shades when looking over the suspect sketch. Maybe those wouldn't be impairing enough though?
yeah I was super excited to try and play along and guess who it was. I may try to cover that half of my screen
edit: they moved the spoilers around too much to even block it.
TFS Anime Crime Sketch... that could work for a Steam game name
If the man tries to describe Char Aznable and you wind up drawing Zechs Merquis, I still think you got close.
"They're the same picture."
But if it's Full Frontal, something _probably_ went wrong. (Which is ironic of course)
I mean, Zechs is basically Char in Gundam Wing
@@fightingfalcon777 That's the joke
@@whoawtf7419 I know that
Stephan trying to get Jesse to explain things could be a show on its own.
I like how EVERYTIME I saw Stephan in a video, I recall the first episode of Unabridge, because always seems like the only normal person there that loves tolerating the others. This video is a dumb idea, Lani and Jesse are playing dumb and histrionic and stuff and Stephan is calmly like "Okay, so big eyes..."
errytim i crime
I love how much Jesse was struggling with this
Oh man I wish Anime Crimes Division had a sketch artist scene now...
Oh man that sketch was looking pretty sus until the bandage lines came in.
I think Jesse might've gotten more stuff incorrect than correct?
He did.
Stephan: What kind of face does this person have
Nick: *gives a exact description of every detail of their face*
Stephan: What kind of hair did they have?
Jesse: ...normal hair.
Jessie not being able to describe Konata hurts my soul XD one of the most iconic character designs of the early 2000's and his discription was NOTHING like her at all outside of the school uniform that he also described in a way that no one would have understood
Jesse has achieved true himbo power. What this means for the rest of the people around him, I cannot know.
What I've learned from this video is that if you're going to do crimes, make sure that Jesse is the only witness. They will never find you.
Sorry Jesse.
You know I'm right, though.
I love this concept so much. Jesse is a hilarious and precious himbo. Please, never change, haha
You guys definitely caught Schwarzwald, I knew him just from listening without seeing the screen. Just spot on.
Jesse was just so bad at this 😂
Enjoy that ice cream, buddy.
Stephan has more patience than Jesse deserves 🤦♂️😂
Char Aznable was falsely accused-he'd never come to the space colonies for mere ice cream. Unless Amuro was getting ice cream, then Char Aznable would totally cone him.
Me: *Sees Nick describe Schwarzwald near one-to-one to Stephan.* "Impressive, most impressive."
Also me: *Sees Jesse being unable to perfectly describe Izumi Konata to Stephan* "I find your lack of faith disturbing".
isnt it just a samurai helm? or am i being stupid
i meant with izumi
he is literally just wearing a samurai helm and a cape
Today I learned that Stephan is a extremely talented artist lol
I gotta say I've been loving all the extra misc Bento content going on lately. Been a fun time to see the team put some wacky and creative ideas together.
I was waiting Scott and Taka get in on this. They would have had hilarious descriptions😂
Bunch of Sketchy characters, all of 'em.
Nick is wildly good at these descriptions, and Stephen is a great artist!
Jesse asked “how are your teeth?” Well I had my wisdom tooth pulled out, and I’m high asf still
Those are some super rad sketching skills. Honestly that first character was incredible, both from Nick's very in depth description to Stephan's accurate sketches. Really well done and funny stuff.
Knowing Sanji's luck there would be someone in this universe who would look exactly like the picture you drew (again).
Y'all should bring this premise to Drawfee Show. It'd be fun having Lani on there.
I love having this light hearted content to look forward to so much
If i were to suggest one way to improve this, you have to go ask someone not involved in this process in the office if they can recognise them, like a "have you seen this man!"
How does someone NOT know what bangs are?!
ROFL
I need Taka and Kaiser to give descriptions next!
Nowacking's testimony is basically how that would got down if _I_ had to describe a perp. I don't really do eye contact due to some neurological issue nor do I remember unfamiliar faces (and even then I'd have a hard time remembering exact details unless any stood out to me.
this was pretty funny. monotony after the fourth round was shattered since you introduced both a third descriptioneer and a duo round. good choices to grip my engagement until the end.
I would have described Char as "He's wearing a white Darth Vader style helmet without the faceplate, but he has on a metal mask that covers his eyes."
yeah deff would have described it as a vader ish helmet.
Jesse is just too precious.
Well if you ever commit a crime make sure Jessie is the one to witness it. Lol
I'm trying, Lani. I'm trying so hard I haven't been sleeping or even eating much, staying up all night and then catching 4 hours of sleep, I'm giving it my all... My body feels weak but I am motivated to see this through. Thank you for asking.
I'm doing well, thanks for asking! Made some chicken feet soup with tons of veggies and jasmine rice to add in. The broth came out delicious and it only took two hours to simmer.
I really appreciate how creative you guys have been with the videos lately, keep it up!
Im 3 minutes in and I can't stop laughing. This is great, please do more lmao
the intro is absolute fucking gold
This was wonderful. I hope you do more of this and you would probably catch the first one and gundamn guy.
can we all agree jessi is just so pure and we love them
I appreciate Tyler's injury being entirely unmentioned the entire time
the sheer concept of char aznable coning someone floored me
Can we just appreciate the casual nat 20 rolled at 12:43 that no one even acknowledges in the video? Because holy hell that was smooth.
definitely would have recognized the dude from Ghost in the Shell, it's almost like a caricature of him
If I ever get crimed, I really hope Jesse isn't the only witness.
Bless your heart, Jessi. You tried.
Watching how much Jesse struggled was way more hilarious than I ever could have expected. 🤣
Incredible. Steven Krosecz is a fantastic artist, and I love the entire crew besides. I would absolutely love to see more of this in the future, no matter what for in takes. And for the record, the first one was SPOT ON.
I like how "getting coned" could be used to describe Lani's encounter too XD
Love seeing this type of content from you guys. Just you guys having fun and laughing is always something that helps me get my mood up when I really need it. I really appreciate all of you
You could say they're really drawing some conclusions here.
Just gonna cut Nick saying "we're concerned about you" for future use
The description was painful but the Konata police sketch was a cool character design for just like. A deranged schoolgirl criminal
I’ve had friends unironically ask me to draw stuff for them and describe what they wanted the exact same way Jesse does
That was fun, absolutely would love to see more of this series.
Absolutely fantastic video. I hope you guys do more of this, this was a great time
Never have I needed something so much and never knew it I NEED MORE OF ANIME CRIME SKETCHES PLEASE!!!!! 😱 😱 😱
Loving the stuff you guys have been doing.
This premise is gold lol.
Lani tried, but only the first one has a chance of getting caught
Had no idea cone crimes were coming back. Thought we won the war on coners
My teeth are in excellent condition, I just started dieting by cutting out sodas almost completely, and I just remodelled my bedroom with some very affordable furniture. So all in all, life is pretty great. Because I make it great.
Jesse, you're my favourite himbo but please don't ask about my teeth, I'm British
would absolutely love to see more of this it was a real treat :D
Jesse looks like a Create-A-Skater from Tony Hawk's Underground.
This was so funny. I would love to see more of this.
I hope Jesse never has to describe a real criminal
I need more of this please this really boosted my day
Pictured: an artist trying to understand a client’s description for a commission
I would love more of this kind of stuff. I very much enjoy getting to see Stephan's artistry at work...even if Jesse's descriptions are less than helpful.
"I'm going to get assaulted somewhere!" 🤣🤣🤣
Given the prompting, Gouda's sketch was surprisingly spot on.
This was amazingly funny! I hope to see more of this, it is so good.
Criminally underviewed video. Enjoyed the heck out of this.
now I want another season of anime crimes division
This was perfect. And then Tyler comes in for Case #5, and it got BETTER.
Jesse, I love you and your work. I'm neither an artist nor a policeman officer, but your descriptions make me want to throw you. Keep it up and I'll be forced to watch more episodes of this to determine how far you get yeeted.
"Was his face muscular or thin"
Jesse:...Yeah,
I'm dying
This is just the average commissioner-artist conversations playing out
It's so great to see Jesse being in more and more of content!
I definitely feel like the first person Nick described would get caught based off his description but everyone after that would walk free 😂 they would probably be insulted by some of Jesse's descriptions of them. I feel like Nick and Tyler's descriptions were accurate but trying to draw some of characters based off how they were described were difficult for sure. I'd love to see some more of these videos
Did not expect to see Big O come up. Nice to see some non shonen anime mentions.
I wish I knew more of the characters. I don't think they were particularly obscure, just that these ones had mostly eluded me. That first sketch was on point.
If Jesse ever witnessed a crime, we'd never be able to find the culprit
Dude is shielding Konata HARD hoping she’ll go on a date with him. Can’t blame him.
Victim: I was sexually harassed by an old man.
Stephen: You're going to need to be more specific, those kinds of people are everywhere.
It's been a rough two years, guys. Lots of death. Last year, I lost 4 family members, 2 church members, and a couple months ago, my dad passed. Also, last year, I was sick, probably about 7 out of the 12 months. I have been changing careers, and it has been incredibly stressful. A lot of the stress comes from dealing with the effects of my brain damage from brain cancer I had when I was 16 (Lani actually sent me well wishes on his channel). The cancer treatment also left my teeth awful. Love you guys, and I appreciate you all.
Him drawing normal Sanji so well from wanted picture Sanji is genuinely impressive
It was so satisfying to see Stephan draw those sketches! :D
I don't why but the way Stephan just completely dismissed Jesse when he started using "kowaii" made me die 😂
It's rather great how case 2 goes about the same way real life perp descriptions go
I would pretty much like random videos like this just aimlessly stumble upon a half-baked pitch idea
That drawing of Schwarzwald was fucking perfect my god