Amy Schumer Monologue - SNL
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- čas přidán 10. 10. 2015
- Amy Schumer talks about wanting better role models for young girls than the Kardashians and the time she thought she was dating Bradley Cooper.
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i was laughing so hard and then i closed the comments
🤣🤣🤣
YOOO BRO IS SAVAGE, I ACTUALLY DIED BRO DANG, VIOLATION
still funnier than the main show at least
The funniest thing amy schumer ever said "I am a comedian!"
Luckily she had the SNL writers to write this for her! Even then they had to put recorded laufter over the audiences silence! 🤦♂🤣
The f in Amy Schumer stands for "funny".
Dang
@Syrus Salinas Oh no, I know it. I'm a bit of an Amy Schumer myself.
@David Assefa Tofu SO??????
@David Assefa Tofu yawnnnnnn....???
@David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.
8:37 This had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀
On god 😭
Same
Lmao
I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao
bro me too 💀 im cryying lmfao
8:37 was the funniest of all jokes
The funniest of all jokes at in the comments when people insult her
Calling these jokes is an insult to all jokes
Ok I cackled when I clicked on it 😂
everyone rightfully hates her for stealing jokes, but you just did the same thing. this is the top comment from months ago lmao
I had nothing else to do
"take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion" im dying LOL
I don't get it? light suggestion whatt?
A light suggestion of what they should look like the rest of their life
Hannah Wieler how is that funny?
@@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with
Polina Turik it’s just tragic
I liked how the band members are cracking up in the background!
They mostly do.
Thanks what's up dude
they're paid and told to laugh
In fac, it seems many people have been paid to praise and accept this talentless woman in their circles... Something very weird is going on
Hate to have to clean the furniture after
The wall next to me has better stand up
I searched for this monologue just to piss myself off
''TAKE THE SHOT YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH.'' 4:54
Anybody leaving rude comments about her look is just another Emmy nominated Paul Giamatti performance.
Troll
+Leo Liu She actually looked really good last night! Impressive, Amy.
This is too easy... Amy's a cow. I would piss on her. Moooooo.
+Leo Liu
+Leo Liu and Peabody award winning
Oh man. I'm dying of laughter over here. Funniest person ever. Soooooo funny.
Ikr it’s sooooo funny like it’s the most funny thing I’ve eveeeer seeeen 😐
Bro got the whole squad laughing 🤠🔫
I just listen to her jokes to fall asleep
Yes. The perfect lullaby
a whales lullaby
@@gallofilm 😂
Lol I just did this last night. the leather special
What jokes?
the kaidashians and malala were on point in her monologue.
I'm ignorant who is malala?
@@danp1471 A nobel peace prize winner from Pakistan. I believe she is the youngest prize winner. She fought for girl's education as a teenager.
Dan P she was also shot in the head by isis and survived, look into her story it’s amazing
breanna heron not isis lol. it was the taliban
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am i the only one who's watching the guys in the back
Holy shit they're dying of laughter.
I always take as a reference the gret hair guy at the right! He is honest about his laughs ! Check the rest of the monologues
So you are basically watching a reaction video
nope
yes
90% of this comment section are Amy Schumer NPC
There are so many comments like “this is so funny wow!!!” God this genuinely isn’t funny
@@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.
@@atomiplex8956 stfu there is subjective comedy then this is Amy schumer the woman is like listening to a brick wall
notice how it’s only women laughing
@@atomiplex8956 yeahhhh you’re right actually
Drinking game: every time Amy Schumer is funny take a shot.
... dude I beg you, my dad runs a rehab centre and I don't want him to go out of business
You would stay sober rest of your life
I don’t think alcohol would even exist anymore
Ohh hell yeah I’m getting drunk to- wait did you say Amy Schumer?
Are you trying to have people die from withdrawl??
This was one of the few rare moments on SNL that I lol-ed so hard until I was crying. Only Amy can do that.
+ToraydoBull I agree, she's hilarious, her movie Trainwreck was a pleasant surpirse too!!
I don't see anything funny about her. I'm easy to please too.
+Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.
+Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!
+Catheryn English is that the royal "we"?
Grab your ankles lmao
B....bend
O.....over
H.....here
I......it
C....cums
A.....again
the most funny part about this is the laughable chance of me laughing.
0% chance of laughing
Fr I looked up Amy Schumer to see if she was funny but ig not women are unable to be funny
is this a paradox
Y’all just like to dislike her, she’s not awful.
@@s_.777 She’s fucking abysmal. Iliza Shlesinger is up-arrow notation magnitudes funnier than Amy Shumer.
Fun fact: the only reason she’s this big is because she’s from a rich family which actually makes a ton of sense
Probably also cause she eats alot
@@zachbartlett2829 underrated comment
Also because all she talks about is sex and people instantly get turned on
@@weaponsmith people get turned on by her? Doubt it
@@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.
"She lost a Kendall" 😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing at you because you think that's funny. LMAO. To each their own.
@UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being
"I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit
" well what does that mean devon?" dying dead
There’s something wrong with you
@@King-jk9or yeah…
Womin
💀
So two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.
Cannibal one: does this taste funny to you ?
Cannibal 2: no.
Ellen huh?
Looooool
Im so happy they had actual people laughing in the background. You can tell they really enjoyed this!
"Khloe was ours" LMAO
Patricia de Pastors ###facts
Boooooooorrrrrrinnnnng
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
😐😐😐😐
Boooo
" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DEVON, MY CHEEKS ARE FINE DEVON "
Dang this was so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh?
They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?
The day she’ll be funny is the day when a day doesn’t even exist anymore
Ironically this comment isn’t funny
Wow ok
Why is she successful then? We should be wary of speaking and writing in sweeping statements and hyperbole. Our arguments would greatly benefit.
how weird that you came to this 6 years after it was posted... the entire audience is laughing it's a super good opening monologue
So I put Jessica Alba's soap on my hand😭😭
I like to judge the quality of SNL monologues by what the guitarist on the left is doing. Like, he's always grinning (probably because he has one of the best jobs in the world) but when he loses it, that's when you know it's really working.
You know, they are paid to laugh.
+daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?
Cole Blackman , nope, I know the sax player and he is NOT paid to laugh, but to play. Go figure.
That's a bass player, you ignorant vajaynah
Ropsana Khanom : EXACTLY 🤩✌🏻👍🏻👍🏻
"you would grab your ankles" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What... *whats wrong with you*
This is actually very good content for "When I Laugh The Video Ends" type of video, so that it lasts for 10 minutes at least, for the extra ad. You gotta stick in a 2 minutes long intro tho.
Damn that was better than the monologue
"Who's hazing Hillary Clinton?" Hilarious.
lol "take this shot you b--tch!"
Yikes
🙃
"but it's pretty good soap as it turns out" lol
🙃
😐
I thought it was funny, she was funny and made a point, why are so many people offended?
shes flat out racist lmao
check out the articles
euphonykid She's a comedian
Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.
You mean to tell me Americans like to build up a woman then convince themselves she's evil and unlikable then start bringing her down? What a shock
+I Worship Gays And Satan Well, she is an annoying bitch.
5:19 6:56 (when you finish the punchline you started with). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You people are sad. You don't even know why you hate Amy Schumer, you just brainlessly follow the horde. This was a perfectly fine monologue.
Hi Amy, you suck
I love how the musicians in the background are trying their best to hold in their laughter.
AND THEIR VOMIT
wanetta renay why are u watching her snl monologue if u dislike her so much. Wouldn’t u rather spend your time watching someone u like?
@@courtneyc238 maybe she thought this would be good and then she quickly changed her mind
any thing no, people know amy schumers Comedy. People clicked on this video to hate on her
@@wanettarenay8215 bro that was hilarious. I feel sorry for them man.
the lava lamp made me laough out loud :D i love these silly jokes xD
@Marylee Macpherson
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the laugh tracks every second 💀
"I don't want to be named after rights"
Her last line was BRILLIANT. I think it was so good it made you think then laugh hilariously vs. knee jerk laugh. Amy, you are the voice of the people. Like Pryor, like Bruce, like Louie Ck... you are authentic and pure... fucking funny. love you.
I'm still mixed about her. But this was bloody funny
Her stand up comedy is definitely better than her movies.....
Who asked
She's crap and fake. There's a good documentary about her on CZcams
Of course. These jokes are probably written for her lol
@@reng935 Look for "The Elephant 🐘 in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary".
She steals so much stuff.
I would grab my ankles if Bradley Cooper showed up at my house.
Jon Davis if he was Bradley
And you would also even though you’re probably a straight male but when would you get the chance to let Bradley knock the bottom out of it.
You gay
Tayo Lenson yep
Do you have schizophrenia
Honest: H is silent
Knife: K is silent
Amy Schumer: Crowd is silent
lmfaoo
Unless they get paid to laugh
apparently you're deaf
@@memers94 they do
Schumer and Lawrence need to co host SNL
Holy Yes!
Yes...that would be great...then I wouldn't mind having missed another SNL episode.....
+kristie737 yes!
LiberalssuckdickYEAHUGOOGLE hey keep jews out of it, i'm jew and i find her disgusting and funny as a baby's corpse
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She told the bradley Cooper thing already
My imaginary pet fucking rock makes better jokes
I find it so bizarre that every one of you incels doesn’t see the irony in telling shitty jokes as you explain how Schumer is unfunny.
@@NAConen your mom made you..I still see the irony in it.
I think we can all agree that Amy Schumer is definitely one of the comedians of all time
"Comedian" is a bold claim.
You must be kidding
“...But I’m trash from Long Island” LMAOO love her humour!
😐🔫
"You remember my thit-ther?" -- I'm crying!!!!!
Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time
-Norm Macdonald
Well he's an idiot😐
@@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............
@@bigfatbear943 He was being sarcastic. You obviously dont know Norms comedy
@@joeyperez7432 Nah I just don't know him but I'm saying that to anyone who praises Amy for her terrible humor
Not counting him, of course
Anyone who makes it past 2:30 deserves a medal
I did by reading the comments
@@imadawg2833 Clever strategy 🥇
I watched the whole thing and never laughed so I better get my medal
@@yodaddy7091 Here ya go champ 🥇
I made it to 4:44, but also by reading comments and commenting on how terrible and annoying she is.
i laughed once then I closed the window
Did I jump out the window too early?
I was laughing so hard until my paint fully dried. Then my laughter went away
She told the Bradley Cooper story in at least 2 other interviews, she must be proud of it
Do you think she's the first comedian to use the same bit more than once?
@@turbojon8117 She's one of the first comedians to use someone else's bit more than once lol
Eric Manget yeah but she does them better than the original comedians
@@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.
Eric Manget i think by stealing someone else’s bit she’s also in a way paying tribute to the original comedian.
Reddit was right
I fucking love her, I think she's HILARIOUS. She knows she's not petite and over the top gorgeous or gods gift to the world and she laughs it off by making jokes about herself which is great 😂 She says things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say
+embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.
Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.
embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.
The comment on this video are so weird, and i dont find her funny, but maybe that just me
Wdym? No one finds her funny
I could make funnier jokes at my worst than she can at her best
And you’re a very unfunny hack at your best, so that’s saying a _lot_. 😮
@@ReelNW says you who commented, acting like you're on her side isn't gonna work bro, she's not gonna date you
@@ReelNW brotha no need to get salty about it, I really think anyone can be funnier than this woman, even a 3 year old
@@SireWolfman Do it, sissy...
It is really difficult what she's doing. I can't even make 3 separate ideas without stumbling. She's able to pause her thoughts for applause. Her timing is exceptional.
Sao Cungduoc shut up Conan!
You're a idiot lol
@@imacomedian980 it's AN idiot. That says a lot you idiot 🤣
Fikry Reza You sir, are a grammer correcting dick please get out of the comments section.
Her delivery and timing is spot on. It's so important, if not more so than the actual joke itself. Screw the haters.
She is hilarious!
+Alain Bruno my favorite comedian ever
+Alain Bruno she's fat
+andreeaabro So don't have sex with her. Doesn't make her jokes and delivery any less funny.
+Alain Bruno i can watch her all day long
+andreeaabro She's hot, it's nice to a see a women with a hot body for once, what are you 15 or something, get some experience bro.
"All they have is the kardashians" haahah I love her.
How is that funny exactly?
omg hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 "What does that mean DEVIN!"
8:37 was funny
That was my favorite part
Wow, I finally decided I needed to watch Amy Schumer, and holy shit I can't stop laughing I love this lady.
Holy shit guys, really!?
Ikr I actually found it pretty funny lol
I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. do a duel SNL host!
Dual like the DS screens, not duel like Aaron Burr.
+IDontPostPorn I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. hook up and make a child.
+IDontPostPorn YES! Who can be dirtier! LOL!
Or a movie where they go to war on each other. Like neighbors fighting and they are married to different people that way no romantic awkwardness to mess it up.
+IDontPostPorn my two favorites
My favorite part 8:37
😂
humor was invented in 1877:
people in 1876:
I stood in front of Bradley Cooper in the SNL studio-- and yeah, I was a second away from grabbing my ankles. I was shocked at how magnetic he was. At the time, he was in the process of filming American Sniper, so he was BUILT. It looked damn good on him.
I bet you were probably think you'd look damn good on him too ;D lol, that must been awesome
"I have an 18 month old niece and we have the exact same body. Thank you." LOLLL
This was so hilariously unfunny that i had to watch the flowers behind her to keep me interested
Watching the flowers wilt under the shitty jokes was pretty entertaining to be fair
Wow, so quirky🤭
men love to dislike her lmao like your entire personality is disliking amy schumer lol yikes
@@s.stapes4040 just like yours is acting like you make a difference
@@regrettablelifechoices5494 Are you 13? Get therapy.
4 years and i'm still coming back to it, such a great, hilarious monologue, absolutely love amy
Me too! Haha
we watching the same video this is the most unfunny shit ever ?
@@Samuelprit yep
@@Samuelprit Amy is so sad because of your comment.
@@nimermartinez5261 chebz is a goat
FINALLY SOME NEW MATERIAL
+paleobc65 Actually the whole Bradley Cooper bit isn't new. She used it on Jimmy Fallon's show. Was a bit disappointed with that.
+Tom Helms she is actually known for repeating the same jokes over and over. The Bradley Cooper bit and the UTI joke were told on her standup and her appearance on Ellen. Almost verbatim :(
+Meg it's like a musician on tour for a album they have cycles use the jokes during one press circuit then they do new stuff for the next and most of this was new and she kinda changed the Bradley a little bit
+Ryan Homcy she modified it though
Tom Helms Steven Turner I get that. Trust me, I'm a huge fan of comedy and stand up. I'm just used to my favorites, Chapelle and Louis CK, who don't repeatedly tell the same jokes during public appearances. I love Amy though.
I love how the saxaphonist behind her laughs each time.
Yeah cause he's getting paid😐
He is high and would laugh at silence.
The title of this video should be: Amy Schumer but all the funny parts are cut out
"A tinder swipe"!! Almost fell off my seat!
is this considered funny by People? really?
This is what passes for comedy now. Didn't even chuckle
Well yeah. Comedy is subjective. Everyone has different tastes. That's kind of the point. That's what makes it fun.
Didn't laugh once.
no..real comedians are people who are following the kardashians
idk it's really mediocre.
Some of the jokes are ok, but the general vibe is very cheap and sad.
That butthole joke like I was dying she is so hilarious!
Stand up sadness
Haha that last joke reminds me of when I had a tooth infection and my dentist said "you can't drink on these anti-biotics" and I was like "I don't want them then" and he gave me a different one you COULD drink on lol. There are options!
Ove you sooooon much Amy Schumer!! Much love from Austin TX,,, Plzz keep it up girl!
I do not like her but I will at least admit that the "what the fuck does that mean devin" was actually funny
Thatoneguy7272 no but the Khloe joke was okay
I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.
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"This was so funny I forgot to laugh" is more original than any Amy Schumer set.
Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok.
All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable.
You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.
@@davidbak6984 well, I guess you could say that the comments are more laughable than her jokes
damn bro i’m laughing 😐
Bro you got the like😭😭
Women are smart and funny, get over it. >_
lol dumbass
Name one funny woman.
South park reference even more dumbass
To me because it was a south park reference.
***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference).
But i admit i wasn't very clear.
She seems to have assumed many of Louis C.K.'s mannerisms.
Orion Black she's also stolen a couple of his jokes.
" she lost a Kendell " lol.... I couldn't believe she said this.
I love the zoom in of her face.
I love all the people writing that she's not funny. It makes me laugh to think that all these people think she isn't funny when she's probably one of the most popular female comedians out there right now, she made a hilarious movie, does tons of shows, and was offered to host Saturday Night Live. News flash: she's actually hilarious and you all are blind if you can't see it. She's also gorgeous. The end.
+DMchic PREACHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
+DMchic TL;DR Negative opinions are wrong apparently
she's successful because people want her to be. i know many funny female comedians but amy ain't one of them
Well the problem is, most of the jokes are stolen from male comedians
I loved the joke at 8:37.
Girl: Please put on some piano sounds. It helps me sleep better
Me: *Plays this Clip*
8:37 had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
1:32 - that soul crushingly unfunny American shouting/screaming.
Wait why is it American
Like rogan
@@anthonywiththew
Ask little sam kinison or robin willliams. Never mind - they're both dead. Maybe try gilbert gottfried then...
@@bhansen9468
Good point.
@@cquilty1 what's ur country? I'll bet I can find some annoying people too. Not hard when there are 300 million people in a country. I guess one bad apple ruins the bunch
This is comedy gold
If applied with minecraft logic
What?
@@ethanhawksley9097 Gold in Minecraft is pretty weak and useless, so he is saying her comedy is weak and useless.
@@ironmeteorite1343 well... gold does have really good uses in 1.16 with bartering
@@ethanhawksley9097 Wow u seem cool at parties cause everybody loves the comedy police!
@@thetruelord1317 I'll have you know my great grandfather was part of the Comedy Police, he was in the Eight Division. It really hurts me when people like you dishonor his name and legacy by saying that. Please, be more considerate of others next time.
God speed, Paps. God speed.
Who's hear because of Norm? He's right, she's comedic gold. Funniest human in history of humans.
You know he was being sarcastic right?
I'm not big on her stand-up but this was a hysterical few minutes.
Guybrush Threepwood every stand up piece is stolen
@@johnwhitfield8150 Let's not exaggerate. Yes, she did steal a few things from other comedians, and I'm not excusing it, but she does create the majority of her own material.
@@renatofabbro5263 her only original jokes are
‘Haha vigina’
You missed “ haha men suck”
@@thwipp5711 and "my kid is bald"
I wonder how much of this was hers and how much was stolen.
Welp... that’s 8 minutes I’m never getting back...
why are most of the comments positive, she's not funny
I always look at the two musicians in the back and if they laugh when there is a funny host hehehe.
8:37 This part was the best 😂😂😂😂