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  • čas přidán 16. 03. 2018
  • Eileen (Kate McKinnon), Molly (Aidy Bryant) and Siobhan (Cecily Strong) vie for Niall's (Bill Hader) heart.
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  • @eminem2
    @eminem2 Před 3 lety +52810

    Me & my Irish cousin watched this and laughed so hard that we woke up our baby upstairs

    • @veselgana
      @veselgana Před 3 lety +481

      😂😂😂

    • @sandravegavera2954
      @sandravegavera2954 Před 3 lety +233

      AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, no ma, buenísimo!

    • @kingdomkom
      @kingdomkom Před 3 lety +667

      OOhhh, poor lil bird bones McBrownblood, at least the lil one doesn't have tic tac teeth...

    • @1Cheeweguencha
      @1Cheeweguencha Před 3 lety +284

      You fucking bastard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Diya.Thomas.
      @Diya.Thomas. Před 3 lety +1051

      I was like it's a perfectly normal sentence and then I reread it geezzz🤣🤣🤣

  • @vallurirajesh
    @vallurirajesh Před 3 lety +11296

    "Dinner with a guy who isn't my cousin". That girl will never get married with that attitude.

  • @bkm223
    @bkm223 Před 2 lety +8400

    I got the opportunity to meet Bill Hader once. I told him that this was one of my all time favorite SNL skits and asked him, had the skit gone on longer, who he thought Niall would have picked as the winner. In an Irish accent, he answered, "My cousin obviously." I said, "Which one?" He simply grinned and said, "Exactly." Respect.

    • @ak538
      @ak538 Před 2 lety +61

      Did this really happen??

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo Před 2 lety +243

      @@ak538 probably not but it's a nice thought

    • @annajohnson2367
      @annajohnson2367 Před 2 lety +151

      @@ak538 I’d like to think it did. Even if It didn’t, haha.

    • @davidglasspool4921
      @davidglasspool4921 Před 2 lety +44

      @@ak538 I figure it probably didn’t happen. It would be a weirdly specific thing to lie about in the comment section of a CZcams video. But you never now

    • @JSDewey
      @JSDewey Před 2 lety +7

      What a legend!

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 Před 2 lety +6476

    Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong's irish accent is impressive.

  • @itchitrigger1
    @itchitrigger1 Před 3 lety +21656

    I'm Irish and I felt really bad for sleeping with my third cousin so after that I quit counting.

    • @centerflag982
      @centerflag982 Před 3 lety +815

      Holy shit that was brilliant... the perfect delay between reading it and the joke dawning on me

    • @sydhamelin1265
      @sydhamelin1265 Před 3 lety +353

      Not sure how you delivered a joke so well, through text..but ya did.

    • @violetkalico
      @violetkalico Před 3 lety +24

      Omg

    • @DjSaltyNuhts
      @DjSaltyNuhts Před 3 lety +35

      G.O.A.T

    • @danielhogan7749
      @danielhogan7749 Před 3 lety +66

      Literally laughed out loud at that! ;o)
      * polite clap *

  • @manimal4136
    @manimal4136 Před 3 lety +11646

    In my home state of Alabama its illegal to do reverse cowgirl because in Alabama we never turn our backs on family

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 Před 2 lety +2159

    "Saint John's ghost, this game just got a lot more competitive!!!" Bill's delivery is PERFECT!!! And "Picky, picky" had me in tears.

    • @sophbenj.8840
      @sophbenj.8840 Před 2 lety +31

      “picky picky” ALWAYS gets me omg

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous Před 2 lety +12

      "Saint John's ghost" DEAD 🤣😂

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 Před 2 lety +3

      Wich St.John?

  • @matthewlee8725
    @matthewlee8725 Před 2 lety +883

    "Very rarely does the bachelor pick the non-cousin when there are 2 cousins in the running" is such a great line.

    • @ede292
      @ede292 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Picky picky

  • @ultanbrady
    @ultanbrady Před 5 lety +12061

    If he’s really Irish he would’ve chosen number 1 for the free pints

    • @qwertyuiop123456168
      @qwertyuiop123456168 Před 5 lety +435

      He probably would've gotten it anyway since his uncle's the owner

    • @brockalbert5111
      @brockalbert5111 Před 5 lety +216

      His uncle owns the pub. So he doesn't need her to get free pints.

    • @ernieparker00
      @ernieparker00 Před 4 lety +15

      Aye, pints and shepherd’s pie !

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius Před 4 lety +14

      @@qwertyuiop123456168 If that were all it took, the guy'd be out of business. Dating/marrying is CLEARLY the safe course of action.

    • @jamesbarrick3403
      @jamesbarrick3403 Před 4 lety +7

      Id go with 1 & 3... I think they would be good with that. No fatties!!

  • @carolineoshea2566
    @carolineoshea2566 Před 2 lety +12645

    As an Irish person from Ireland I can confirm this is a real show based on real romances. I would know, I'm Niall's cousin.

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO Před 2 lety +92

      “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” ❤️

    • @ServantofTruth
      @ServantofTruth Před 2 lety +72

      You are a hottie... Too bad we are not related.

    • @mrabrasive51
      @mrabrasive51 Před 2 lety +30

      Oh are ya now?

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent Před 2 lety +25

      What happens between cousins, can never be denied :)

    • @abaikospen9178
      @abaikospen9178 Před 2 lety +4

      @@heavnnnsent ;)))

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Před rokem +179

    "I punched bono in the back of the head, least i think it was bono".
    "Better to be safe than sorry"

  • @ramdymarte
    @ramdymarte Před rokem +867

    3:52 Cecily flubbing her line and saying "We didn't have sex - We just had sex" made it 10x funnier 😂

    • @glenneric1
      @glenneric1 Před rokem +103

      I'm pretty sure it wasn't a flub. She was downplaying the meaning of the word sex, from romantic sex to casual sex.

    • @rgk9ruler777
      @rgk9ruler777 Před rokem

      Cecily is sooo hot

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment Před rokem +35

      i dont think that was a flub, that was the joke

    • @mavs2147
      @mavs2147 Před rokem +51

      @@glenneric1 no it was a clear flub. That's why she started laughing

    • @glenneric1
      @glenneric1 Před rokem +3

      @@mavs2147 I understand what you're saying but I don't really "understand" it.

  • @madisonrose1893
    @madisonrose1893 Před 3 lety +8397

    Watching this and knowing Conan O'Brien took a DNA test, turned out he's a 100% Irish and his doctor said no one is 100% something unless he might be inbred............

  • @COM70
    @COM70 Před 3 lety +9327

    This is such stereotyped crap , no one has two good looking cousins like that , Bahahaha .

    • @badactor3440
      @badactor3440 Před 3 lety +129

      The Irish people are among the most attractive on Earth

    • @bobdooly3706
      @bobdooly3706 Před 3 lety +20

      I do !

    • @bourbonbeaucoup1872
      @bourbonbeaucoup1872 Před 3 lety +23

      It is a spoof where stereotypes are meant to bring smiles, even to sourpusses.

    • @COM70
      @COM70 Před 3 lety +50

      Bourbon Beaucoup yup, got that, am Irish was just pretending not to have 2 smoking hot cousins. Your comment is appreciated if not Ironic.

    • @COM70
      @COM70 Před 3 lety +10

      Bob Dooly lucky lucky bastard ! 😂🤣

  • @christygodfrey1752
    @christygodfrey1752 Před rokem +302

    They really nailed it with the weddings, funerals and communion joke. It's true its the only time you ever see the majority of family some of which you wouldn't have seen in years

    • @ooburrisukai9287
      @ooburrisukai9287 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I met a lot of cousins when my great grandma died and most of them made a move on me hahahaha

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 Před 23 dny

      😮 ...REALLY, ​@@ooburrisukai9287???

  • @esther-do2fr
    @esther-do2fr Před 2 lety +149

    Bill's "picky picky" always makes me laugh💀💀

  • @Gagaloopony
    @Gagaloopony Před 3 lety +8937

    I was secretly kinda hoping the American girl would turn out to be his cousin too

  • @Tyler-yy5ds
    @Tyler-yy5ds Před 5 lety +9033

    I like how Bill can clearly see the three contestants from where he's sitting.

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 Před 4 lety +120

      Tyler Alexander never realized that he couldn’t see them and I wondered how does he not realized that 2 of them aren’t his cousins

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 Před 4 lety +161

      @@hectorarredondo6929 This layout , with the wall , is from an old , actually real dating show where they really couldn't see them. But in this skit, the way they set it up, the wall looks too short. Probably just cause they didn't have room on the stage or something.

    • @hardlyparanormal1060
      @hardlyparanormal1060 Před 4 lety +18

      I hate when sketches on a comedy show aren't more realistic and accurate to real life. It really takes me out of the silly comedy when minor details aren't paid the proper attention.

    • @AynMax666
      @AynMax666 Před 4 lety +5

      @@adgato75 I don't know, it seems possible to me that "The Dating Game" made it easier for him or her to see than we thought so that they'd end-up with the dates they actually wanted. Then again, Harlan Ellison was a contestant once, and when he wrote about it he didn't mention anything like that, and he would have jumped at the chance. (When asked where he'd take his date on a first date, his answer ended with their going to the City Dump to shoot rats. He didn't get picked, for some reason.)

    • @pakkmann
      @pakkmann Před 3 lety +13

      maybe "Niall" couldn't see them... brown blood and tick tack teeth take a toll on the vision

  • @fidebagwell5697
    @fidebagwell5697 Před 2 lety +139

    This should've been about Iceland since they legit have an app they use to make sure someone's not related before dating them.

    • @Ashuraizumi99
      @Ashuraizumi99 Před 2 lety +8

      Is that true?

    • @Ketothev
      @Ketothev Před 2 lety +4

      @@Ashuraizumi99 it is true.

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 Před 2 lety

      Is island that small?.

    • @walrus6348
      @walrus6348 Před rokem +3

      I'm not Icelandic, I'd be a stud there? Hell yeah

    • @chungus_khan
      @chungus_khan Před 2 měsíci

      *The Norwegians brought alotta Irish slaves over to Iceland* 🍻🥃😵‍💫☘️

  • @jocularpaddy
    @jocularpaddy Před měsícem +6

    Dad owns a pub, game over TBH.

  • @peeepepeheeeeheee
    @peeepepeheeeeheee Před 4 lety +5288

    “Under the makeup their skins red” all of us Irish immediately exposed

  • @funtimeswithtom4108
    @funtimeswithtom4108 Před 4 lety +6058

    One of the few times I wished an SNL skit went longer to the conclusion. I kinda want to know which cousin he picked.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 Před 2 lety +81

    Bill Hader did an absolutely awesome job by staying in character. Incredible!!

  • @catherineshaw1122
    @catherineshaw1122 Před 2 lety +72

    This entire comment chain makes me so damn proud to be Irish, lol. Pure gold, everyone!

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 Před 2 lety

      @@Lugh444 I see what you did there!!!

  • @rickpontificates3406
    @rickpontificates3406 Před 2 lety +5692

    I phoned my Irish uncle to see if his daughter was offended by this skit. He replied, “Ask her yourself! She’s your wife!”

  • @AlternateRealityMusic
    @AlternateRealityMusic Před 4 lety +10418

    Somehow the accents are both brilliant and shite at the same time

    • @gsofficial
      @gsofficial Před 4 lety +38

      Were they at least funny though?

    • @satchemo24
      @satchemo24 Před 4 lety +139

      I'm American and I think Americans trying to do an Irish accent are the worst. Not many get it right. But I do love the Irish accent!

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 Před 4 lety +181

      But, If they were accurate American audiences would struggle more to understand?

    • @sushislurpee3273
      @sushislurpee3273 Před 4 lety +112

      That's what happens when you try to do an Irish accent while sober...

    • @ed95755
      @ed95755 Před 4 lety +4

      Shit

  • @iMatti00
    @iMatti00 Před 2 lety +43

    😂😂 *@**3:20** ~ “Wait. The audience likes that?”* I freaking love Aidy Bryant on SNL. There are so many skits that she is great in.

  • @ambergris9359
    @ambergris9359 Před 2 lety +16

    I love Cecily Strong in whatever role she plays 😍

  • @lildollarkingv2741
    @lildollarkingv2741 Před 3 lety +1905

    "Aren't you worried about inbreeding deficiencies"
    "Great advice but you're 500 years late"

  • @williamvouk2911
    @williamvouk2911 Před 4 lety +6229

    Contestant #2 actually ended up winning once it was discovered that she was in fact his half-sister

    • @hebe._.1501
      @hebe._.1501 Před 4 lety +38

      William Vouk omg 😂

    • @philipm183
      @philipm183 Před 4 lety +217

      Well all I can say, is that we don't take kindly up here in Arkansas when people make fun of our wives. Ain't that right sis?

    • @negralopez5025
      @negralopez5025 Před 4 lety +32

      Philip M oh shit you really made me laugh out loud thank you

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 Před 4 lety +12

      Are you sure you're not thinking of Pakistani Muslims?

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 Před 4 lety +1

      😅😅

  • @Exotic3000
    @Exotic3000 Před 2 lety +51

    As an Irish ☘️ Catholic, I found this funny as hell! ❤️

  • @HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome
    @HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome Před rokem +174

    Cecily Strong is amazing and vastly underrated. How she doesn't have more sketches I'll never understand.

    • @HelgeStrichen
      @HelgeStrichen Před 3 měsíci +2

      Shes in every Sketch, how many more do you want

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol Před 5 lety +15075

    "I'm a good catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me".
    I'm no longer catholic anymore, but this hits so close to home.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 Před 5 lety +521

      @@MsHopeH catholic guilt. you had to be there.

    • @Worgen33
      @Worgen33 Před 5 lety +588

      @@MsHopeH God doesn't hate you, he just hates everything you do that you could possibly enjoy and every thought you have.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 Před 5 lety +117

      @@MsHopeH you've been lied to your entire life then

    • @Worgen33
      @Worgen33 Před 5 lety +38

      @@MsHopeH Well, a few of those things could be risk mitigation but most are just weird.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 Před 4 lety +42

      @@MsHopeH well I'm sorry you got to miss out on so much culture. it's really a blast.

  • @benmulli7055
    @benmulli7055 Před 3 lety +5000

    "You're watching Ireland one, the only channel on the telly not controlled by the bleeding British" Very underrated line, funny cause it's true!

    • @caomh6168
      @caomh6168 Před 3 lety +15

      TG4?

    • @andrewkiely305
      @andrewkiely305 Před 3 lety +32

      hate to say it, but there is no TV channel here that isn't run by the British tv companies in one way or another.

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 Před 2 lety +2

      @@caomh6168 telegiornale or just a Irish Language TV Channel?

    • @dr.jamesolack8504
      @dr.jamesolack8504 Před 2 lety +5

      @@andrewkiely305
      You sound like you may be as oppressed by the crown as Scotland. You guys need to get together and do something about that. We did it here almost 250 years ago. Kicked those fucking red coats in the ass! 🇺🇸. Good luck with that.

    • @lumpycharlie
      @lumpycharlie Před 2 lety +7

      @@andrewkiely305 Erm.......All the RTE channels are Irish! Do you even live in Ireland ya gobshite?!!.........."RTÉ is a statutory body, overseen by a board appointed by the Government of Ireland, with general management in the hands of the Executive Board, headed by the Director-General. RTÉ is regulated by the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland. RTÉ is financed by television licence fee and through advertising, with some of its services funded solely by advertising, while others are funded solely by the licence fee"

  • @jamalwoods9649
    @jamalwoods9649 Před 2 lety +21

    The talent in this sketch is top notch. The accents are on point.

  • @williamwooten6156
    @williamwooten6156 Před rokem +48

    this surprised me I didn't know SNL was still funny THIS WAS HILARIOUS

    • @1QKGLH
      @1QKGLH Před rokem +1

      Hahaha. I agree. Maybe SNL hired a new writer for one skit.

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape Před rokem +2

      To be fair, this is from a few years ago, when the chances of seeing a funny sketch were greater than 0.1%

  • @ianlee692
    @ianlee692 Před 4 lety +7553

    My mam is one of 16 brothers & sisters, dad one of 9, I literally had to travel to meet my first girlfriend because I was related to almost everyone I knew haha

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 Před 4 lety +105

      That day is gone .... if you can afford 1 or 2 children you'd be lucky nowadays .... all the economic migrants coming in and getting free housing.

    • @oldcunt574
      @oldcunt574 Před 4 lety +286

      @@theeggtimertictic1136 der da der they took our jobs xD

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr Před 4 lety +331

      @@theeggtimertictic1136 They wouldn't be getting a place in your society if you were good enough to contribute as much as them.

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 Před 4 lety +4

      lol same here

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 Před 4 lety +35

      @@rrraynoorrr How is getting free housing contributing?

  • @oscarwilde399
    @oscarwilde399 Před 5 lety +3134

    "Number 3 is my cousin, so she's definitely off to an early lead."

    • @melindalepe1900
      @melindalepe1900 Před 4 lety +44

      SweEt HoME ALABAMA

    • @ernieparker00
      @ernieparker00 Před 4 lety +14

      Oscar Wilde it’s not like she’s his sister or anything.

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 Před 4 lety +2

      @@melindalepe1900 Ireland*

    • @Andrew-hk8qi
      @Andrew-hk8qi Před 4 lety +7

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East
      Inbreeding is a specifically middle eastern and African phenomenon. It does not happen in Europe or America at all except immigrants from the middle East and Africa.

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr Před 4 lety +17

      @@Andrew-hk8qi You do realize most marriages in history have been between cousins? That's how we overpopulated the planet.

  • @cyheemwilliams639
    @cyheemwilliams639 Před 2 lety +8

    "Well number three is my cousin so she's definitely off to an early lead." LMAO 🤣

  • @MikePatton_pls_convert_2_a_JW
    @MikePatton_pls_convert_2_a_JW Před 11 měsíci +11

    Tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing. Funny. Daughter's name is Siobhan.

  • @mollymahoney3037
    @mollymahoney3037 Před 6 lety +1924

    "Each one as beautiful as their skin is bright red" I feel called out.

    • @benedyctedwuardo8561
      @benedyctedwuardo8561 Před 5 lety +11

      And one of them name is molly 😂

    • @monkeypatee
      @monkeypatee Před 5 lety +31

      I know you ain't my cousin or nothin but you sound like a beautiful lass

    • @niccisstudios5509
      @niccisstudios5509 Před 5 lety +3

      Molly Mahoney pidge!

    • @yournamehere1886
      @yournamehere1886 Před 5 lety +6

      @ Molly Mahoney~"Each one is as beautiful, as their skin is bright red, under their makeup"....lol!

    • @SLFinSF
      @SLFinSF Před 5 lety +3

      ..under her makeup." Now that WAS was funny (it would have been funnier if they'd said "under her bright orange fake-tan makeup...")

  • @FatBat65
    @FatBat65 Před 3 lety +2628

    I should be offended, but I've seen my genealogy report

    • @Lynx-Ash-23
      @Lynx-Ash-23 Před 3 lety +27

      Ha ha .. yeah I saw your genealogy report too.. congrats on the recent birth of your daughter by your cousin .. ha ha 😘

    • @ebubechiibegbula5968
      @ebubechiibegbula5968 Před 3 lety +1

      Loooool

    • @thedeuce1374
      @thedeuce1374 Před 3 lety +47

      {In an Irish brogue}: The family tree is long on trunk, short on branches is it?

    • @annajane8890
      @annajane8890 Před 3 lety

      lol same.

    • @itssheena9688
      @itssheena9688 Před 2 lety +1

      Hey i am your 1000th like !

  • @siobhanofarrell4646
    @siobhanofarrell4646 Před 2 lety +37

    “More competitive? The game should be over!” Niall’s right - picky picky! Her attitude wouldn’t go over well at all at our family reunions!

  • @chrismoseley349
    @chrismoseley349 Před 2 lety +41

    Alex Moffat makes some of the best facial expressions in his bit roles. So much character and just funny as hell. Literally in a sketch for like two seconds and just f'in hilarious.

    • @shhoppe
      @shhoppe Před 4 měsíci

      Oh man, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Hilarious!

  • @mihlemtshwane3358
    @mihlemtshwane3358 Před 4 lety +3027

    I know Bill’s character did not say “my favourite food is grey” wtf 😂😂😂😂

  • @taylormanes8113
    @taylormanes8113 Před 4 lety +2282

    “my favorite fruit is grey” is such an underrated line from this one lmaooo

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 Před 3 lety +66

      I hate to be _that_ _person_ but his favorite FOOD is grey.

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Před 3 lety +25

      i dont get it

    • @ellegolightly8512
      @ellegolightly8512 Před 3 lety +9

      Eulalie Grace no he said *FRUIT*

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 Před 3 lety +21

      @@ellegolightly8512 according to my CC he's saying FOOD. Try it.
      My grandparents were from Ireland, and half the time it was hard to figure out what my grandfather was saying - his accent was so thick. And when they spoke Irish - fuggedaboutit !

    • @splenderella9
      @splenderella9 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sunofpeter2 Me neither!

  • @nhlanhlasithole2899
    @nhlanhlasithole2899 Před 2 lety +13

    Aidy Bryant is so good at being the confused straight character.

  • @jjdvideo
    @jjdvideo Před 2 lety +9

    3:51 She flubbed her line 😂

  • @squatin4479
    @squatin4479 Před 4 lety +4506

    I wish they did this when Saoirse Ronan was there

  • @kevinstewart449
    @kevinstewart449 Před 4 lety +1853

    "I'm afraid you're in a tough spot, Molly. Very rarely does the Bachelor pick the non-cousin when there are two cousins in the running". Brilliant skit, and #3 is a keeper.

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 Před 4 lety +18

      Especially if she's ya couzin'

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 Před 4 lety +49

      In Australia, the usual winner would be the girl with the father who owns a pub.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Před 4 lety +4

      Are you crazy?! Cecily is a lovely woman, but 3:27! How could she compete?

    • @miranx5735
      @miranx5735 Před 4 lety +4

      I keep reading these comments in my own Irish accent 😄

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Před 4 lety +1

      @@miranx5735 Wahl, then yer a right quare geg, ta be sure!

  • @IHardlyNoah
    @IHardlyNoah Před 5 měsíci +24

    "We didn't have sex, we just had sex!" the best flubbed line in the history of the show award goes to Cecily

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 Před měsícem +3

      Yep, her follow up of not getting married or anything was probably supposed to the first line.

  • @TQM
    @TQM Před rokem +6

    The only thing better than the sketch itself are the Irish folks in the comments taking this joke, and running even further with it 😂

  • @annasmith5606
    @annasmith5606 Před 5 lety +3567

    I’m Irish and Kate’s accent is very good! Cecily mixed Irish and Scottish but it’s still great!

    • @yef122
      @yef122 Před 5 lety +160

      And Bill Hader's character says he's from Dingle, but his accent sounded more like an attempt at an Ulster accent. No matter, I thought the skit was hilarious 😆

    • @knightrdrx
      @knightrdrx Před 5 lety +24

      No one laughed at the I killed Kenny name

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 Před 5 lety +55

      Which is funny because McKinnon is the one who's actually of Scottish decent.

    • @rav3style
      @rav3style Před 5 lety +13

      So you saying Cecile sounds scouse? Cause that’s what I’m hearing

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak Před 5 lety +5

      I'm not Irish, not even a native English speaker, but I thought that Kate's accent sounded a bit like the Australian one 😅

  • @grossoutgal4863
    @grossoutgal4863 Před 5 lety +1897

    I was kind of wait for the Irish American girl to be a long distance cousin 😂

    • @mmmike150
      @mmmike150 Před 5 lety +49

      MY EXACT THOUGHT! It would have been hilarious

    • @gornfoo
      @gornfoo Před 5 lety +9

      I was waiting for the same thing😂

    • @lyssakate
      @lyssakate Před 5 lety +45

      @Ryan Donovan whoa, that was rude. Aidy Bryant is awesome.
      And obesity rates are up all over the 1st world so at this point she could have been from anywhere and it would have been accurate.

    • @timbrink
      @timbrink Před 5 lety

      @@lyssakate Adenovirus 36

    • @risus5086
      @risus5086 Před 5 lety +7

      I was waiting for it to be his mom

  • @lindiwengwevela524
    @lindiwengwevela524 Před 2 lety +3

    "St. John's ghost, this game just got more competitive" LOL 😂😂😂

  • @Degjoy
    @Degjoy Před 8 měsíci +5

    Kate McKinnon's Irish accent is very very good.

  • @homerunhitters
    @homerunhitters Před 5 lety +10606

    THIS IS A COMPLETE MISREPRESENTATION. RTE1's PRODUCTION VALUES AREN'T NEARLY THIS HIGH.

  • @fightclub6291
    @fightclub6291 Před 3 lety +2577

    “Calm down we didn’t have sex...we just had sex”??
    Fair enough. The defense rests your honor.

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze Před 3 lety +104

      She messed up her lines.

    • @micahbush5397
      @micahbush5397 Před 3 lety +30

      I though it was, "We didn't have sex, we said 'sex.'"

    • @ajo8075
      @ajo8075 Před 3 lety +155

      @@micahbush5397 she meant to say "we just had sex, we didn't get married or nothing" but she messed up the first part

    • @Miblive
      @Miblive Před 3 lety +3

      @@micahbush5397 That´s what I heard too.

    • @davidconnellan6875
      @davidconnellan6875 Před 3 lety +34

      I think she was supposed to say "it isn't like we got married... we just had sex"

  • @depressedpebbles
    @depressedpebbles Před rokem +42

    I'm an American who went to Ireland for a while and wow, Bill, Kate and Cecily's accents are especially good!

  • @natalie651
    @natalie651 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I looove Ireland so much! But this may explain why I got no play while I was there.

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 Před 5 lety +4295

    Okay Kate McKinnon with an "Irish" accent is pretty hot

  • @angelapotter8084
    @angelapotter8084 Před 2 lety +1817

    I love how he's in a track suit like a true chav. 😂

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před 2 lety +37

      D'ye not think it shud be inna powder blue, tho?

    • @aj42k
      @aj42k Před 2 lety +3

      As a marathoner myself, I love this.

    • @fillipoenzagi2731
      @fillipoenzagi2731 Před 2 lety +7

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver periwinkle blue

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před 2 lety +4

      @@aj42k Marathon? Is that a pub, then?

    • @aj42k
      @aj42k Před 2 lety +5

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver could be.

  • @thesmalllebowski284
    @thesmalllebowski284 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "that I do, THAT I do" had me

  • @donsmore
    @donsmore Před měsícem +2

    Contestant number two is such a prude 😂

  • @sarahr5513
    @sarahr5513 Před 4 lety +1237

    “Picky, picky.” 😂😂

  • @Sooner757
    @Sooner757 Před 3 lety +851

    "The audience likes that?"
    Closed caption line: "What's not to like here? You don't love your family?"

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 Před 3 lety +15

      Woah. That's awesome. I'm very thankful for this comment.

    • @kevinzacharywalker7758
      @kevinzacharywalker7758 Před 3 lety +20

      Actually she wasn't aware that the whole audience are all cousins....
      ...from the same family going by the name o'inbred

    • @matthewcurlee6661
      @matthewcurlee6661 Před 3 lety +22

      @@kevinzacharywalker7758 the funny part here though is that is not a line that is said in the sketch. That's just the guy who did the captions for the video being funny.

    • @lightningbot85
      @lightningbot85 Před 2 lety

      oh geez they do special captions? Now I have to re-watch all the scenes with captions on :)

    • @Sooner757
      @Sooner757 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lightningbot85
      It's closed captioning they do for the hearing impaired. I have tinnitus, and every now and then I'll turn on the captions if it gets too loud.

  • @nettahak8967
    @nettahak8967 Před 2 lety +2

    picky picky is something I quote every day

  • @Murchad99
    @Murchad99 Před rokem +7

    I was in Doolin as a child passing through on vacation, had the honor to receive a tin whistle lesson from Micho Russell in between sessions. The village is essentially one or two square blocks surrounded by a scattering of B&B's, I imagine you have to range a bit to find new dating opportunities with no blood relation.

    • @sparkle11231
      @sparkle11231 Před rokem

      😵

    • @KathleenGWhiz
      @KathleenGWhiz Před rokem +1

      Doolin is my family name. I only married my husband to get non-red faced children. That and Kathleen Shannon Garcia is freaking funny.

  • @Emma26301
    @Emma26301 Před 5 lety +4066

    I’m an Irish person and I have to say that this was fecking hilarious! I loved the shitty accents :) I also didn’t know that Irish people were stereotyped for being inbred but honestly I couldn’t give a shit, it’s just a bit of lighthearted comedy and everyone knows that this stuff isn’t true. The actors are just taking the Irish and really over exaggerating for laughs which I am 100% here for.

    • @JanMichael-Vincent
      @JanMichael-Vincent Před 5 lety +125

      gurgy3 you fucked mate? Snl has always been a political platform, whilst still mocking across the aisle. You probably know 0 people who watch the show bc you align yourself with people of similar views. If you aligned yourself with people of conflicting views, maybe you’d know someone who watched the show. Also, streaming is the future. You’re treating it as if it’s a fad.

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 Před 5 lety +44

      Harry O'Sullivan I didn't think that was a stereotype. It might not even be a stereotype and they might have just thought about that for a skit because maybe they thought if doing that with a different thing but maybe they just wanted to do an Irish accent

    • @aisharedacted658
      @aisharedacted658 Před 5 lety +18

      @@gurgy3 actually it is a stereotype in the US. I've known people who made inbred jokes about the Irish and in the 1st grade some kids told me that the Irish do their cousin

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 Před 5 lety +79

      I'm American. You're not stereotyped by that at all. Skit was still hilarious, though. Thanks for being able to take a joke, lol.

    • @thedexterbros
      @thedexterbros Před 5 lety +46

      This is the first time I've ever heard that stereotype. Maybe they were just stereotyping country Irish people or something or they didn't think that actual Irish stereotypes other than drinking would be well-known enough in the states

  • @pamc3338
    @pamc3338 Před rokem +11

    HILARIOUS! Sharing to all my Irish BFF's and kissing cousins.

  • @johncheetham4607
    @johncheetham4607 Před 8 měsíci

    Just laughed. Could not stop giggling 😂

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 Před 3 lety +8794

    "I'm a good Catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me." Hahahahaha this is such a perfectly-succinct description of Catholic guilt.

    • @danivuk2036
      @danivuk2036 Před 3 lety +26

      Do you do cocaine?

    • @carolrademacher7002
      @carolrademacher7002 Před 3 lety +76

      @@ghanphol what

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial Před 3 lety +33

      Ah, religion.

    • @kiltilly98
      @kiltilly98 Před 3 lety +75

      My mother used to say she woke up each morning and took her daily slap in the face from God then went on with the rest of her day.

    • @user-kt3qm8jy8y
      @user-kt3qm8jy8y Před 3 lety +83

      she didn't finish her saying. her full line was " I'm a good Catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me because I'm having impure thoughts about you".

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon Před 3 lety +2254

    I was waiting for a plot twist that Molly was actually Niall’s long-lost (not-so?) distant cousin....

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc Před 3 lety +63

      Same! I demand a continuation of this sketch. Or a rematch, especially if they have an Irish or Irish-American host in the near future.

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 Před 3 lety +7

      That was the disappointing part of the sketch :)

    • @jjsamuelgunn1136
      @jjsamuelgunn1136 Před 3 lety +7

      Twin sister separated at birth.

    • @cwaltzmusic
      @cwaltzmusic Před 3 lety +5

      That actually would have made the skip even better like maybe he chooses her and then after the commercial they get to talking and find out they're related.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před 3 lety +9

      Only "distant" cousin?? She wouldn't have a chance.

  • @DOI_ARTS
    @DOI_ARTS Před 2 lety +3

    Sweet Home Alabama 🍀

  • @michellelee8933
    @michellelee8933 Před 2 lety +9

    Once in a while I come back here just to relieve Bill Hader's "picky-picky"

  • @SilentFlames907
    @SilentFlames907 Před 4 lety +1806

    "...I punched Bono in the back of the head. At least...I think it was Bono"
    "Well, better to be safe then sorry"
    GENIUS

    • @busterstation
      @busterstation Před 3 lety +4

      **than**, but yes.

    • @MrManfly
      @MrManfly Před 3 lety +2

      @@busterstation "number tree is my cousin, so she's off to an early lead"....LOL !!

    • @fenianbastard6672
      @fenianbastard6672 Před 3 lety

      Well look at her last name it's her natural accent.

    • @pan2aja
      @pan2aja Před 2 lety

      I know right !

  • @alexas.7634
    @alexas.7634 Před 4 lety +1260

    "Diner with someone I'm not related to
    _ Picky picky" 😄

  • @Sheza58
    @Sheza58 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The hand!!! 😅😅😅

  • @jimmyarmijo2252
    @jimmyarmijo2252 Před měsícem +2

    That was hilarious! Loved the Irish accents!

  • @abbyniloingsigh7188
    @abbyniloingsigh7188 Před 5 lety +1210

    He says he’s from dingle but his voice says Derry

    • @sailorjess2893
      @sailorjess2893 Před 4 lety +19

      Abby Ní Loingsigh yessssssss can’t unhear it now

    • @recepege
      @recepege Před 4 lety +14

      Also known as londonderry

    • @redflags6583
      @redflags6583 Před 4 lety +89

      @@recepege No, just Derry.

    • @affiniti3
      @affiniti3 Před 4 lety +54

      Yes! He’s doing a Northern Irish accent and Dingle is about as far south as you can get. A totally different accent! Argh!

    • @karmakameleon113
      @karmakameleon113 Před 4 lety +65

      Americans only know one Irish accent and he didn't completely butcher it so he deserves a pat on the back. Lol

  • @tomasruckett
    @tomasruckett Před 3 lety +2473

    Lol at all the accent debate:
    1) They write and rehearse this in one week. None of these comics are dramatic actors trained in foreign accents. It's all for fun
    2) It's filmed for an American audience, who doesn't care about the quality of the accent. That's not where the comedy is.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz Před 3 lety +79

      Agreed. Hint of a lilt is sufficient to sell the location. And Bill, Kate, and Cecily each had their moments of getting it more or less right, so that it didn't resemble working class English.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower Před 3 lety +92

      Yes and if I have to sit through British actors doing terrible American accents while being paid millions of dollars (I'm looking at you, Benedict Cumberbatch)! I think this is okay. I will say though Irish actors usually do a good job...Saoirse, Colin Farrell, Fassbender, etc...

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Před 3 lety +92

      Actually, I'll take it further. The point is to find the uncanny valley of an accent that's not perfect, but close enough to be funny, preferably exaggerated. That's what makes this kind of sketch funny. Just look at Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. If it's spot on, there's nothing funny there.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 Před 3 lety +12

      Exactly. I thought, this was pretty much understood. Saints, preserve us. ☘

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Před 3 lety +2

      @@waynej2608 Faith and begorra!

  • @George-xh6cu
    @George-xh6cu Před 3 měsíci +2

    I think I blew up my appendix 😢 laughing 😮😢😮

  • @CitrineDream
    @CitrineDream Před rokem +3

    I love that Bill is wearing a tracksuit.

  • @geniusiknowit
    @geniusiknowit Před 4 lety +1123

    "What... like bird bones? Soft skull? Strawberry nose? Tic-tac teeth? Brown blood? One big toe? Great advice, but you're about 500 years too late."

    • @jh58
      @jh58 Před 4 lety +7

      Seriously best line of entire thang.

    • @NoFear69262
      @NoFear69262 Před 4 lety +14

      And then Kate McKinnon’s arm...Omg, lol!!!

    • @ellaninyo3580
      @ellaninyo3580 Před 4 lety +18

      Shit is TRUE tho!!
      I'm 87% Irish and I have and am carrier of so many Celtic diseases it insane
      Including ankylosis of spine , the Celtic curse " Iron disorder
      And because we have a lot of Neanderthal (yes big toesbit tiny pinky toes )

    • @laurethjezebelle8707
      @laurethjezebelle8707 Před 4 lety +2

      And you know I grabbed my big toe as if to cover it when he said that too, at least my Finnish grandmother kept me from being utterly inbred hahaha.

    • @ronalds.658
      @ronalds.658 Před 4 lety

      Hilarious

  • @miri8851
    @miri8851 Před 4 lety +459

    THIS IS SO GOOD, I live in Alabama and I had no clue we had so much in common with the Irish!

    • @annaoop9515
      @annaoop9515 Před 3 lety +10

      I-

    • @annaoop9515
      @annaoop9515 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @goratasephuthe8933
      @goratasephuthe8933 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @dianarobison3045
      @dianarobison3045 Před 3 lety

      Lol 😂

    • @miri8851
      @miri8851 Před 3 lety +24

      Alabama dating website should be called incestry and should also have a genealogical service so you can see just how inbreed you and your boo are... I wish that were a real thing.... not that I’d use it or whatever just for the lols

  • @kellyzavandro456
    @kellyzavandro456 Před 2 lety +2

    "Whose skin is red under their makeup" - I feel attacked 🤣

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx Před 2 lety +3

    I love that the wall doesn't actually block his line of sight to the girls 😆

  • @ariannecarey2664
    @ariannecarey2664 Před 5 lety +761

    each one is as beautiful as their skin is bright red under their makeup 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the luck of the irish women

    • @alorable26
      @alorable26 Před 5 lety +30

      That shit had me triggered

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 Před 5 lety +18

      alorable26 TRIGGERED AS FUCK THEY REALLY HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T THEY

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 Před 5 lety +9

      xxGodx fuck donald trump and that’s what they make foundation for

    • @youshallnotpass7921
      @youshallnotpass7921 Před 4 lety +9

      xxGodx Who asked what some man likes a woman to look like? The sheer male entitlement in your comment is astounding and very very sad. This is why we need feminism.

    • @ariannecarey2664
      @ariannecarey2664 Před 4 lety +2

      xxGodx sunburns and red skin are 2 different things lmfao

  • @sully1865
    @sully1865 Před 5 lety +1976

    I'm Irish. And I love this. Anyone "offended" by it probably shouldn't leave their house in the morning. It's just a piss take. If you can't laugh at yourselves then you can't laugh at all. Good job SNL!

  • @Lupiot7
    @Lupiot7 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The way Bill says "contestant" make the subtitles goes "Corn Testan"

  • @Denyshowe
    @Denyshowe Před 2 lety +2

    I haven't watched SNL for years bc I never thought the skits were that funny. Even though SNL has been a training ground for many of our greatest comic talents. But this skit IS funny.

  • @bobby-tu2nh
    @bobby-tu2nh Před 6 lety +776

    *"My claim to fame is I punched Bono in the back of the head"*

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 Před 5 lety +16

      Infinity War Survivor haha "better safe than sorry"

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp Před 4 lety +1

      I'd kneecap bono

    • @donaloflynn
      @donaloflynn Před 3 lety +1

      Bono is a pox!

  • @lisabinhawaii324
    @lisabinhawaii324 Před 5 lety +160

    "Wait.. the cousin is still playing? " omg I'm dead

  • @stonepedal768
    @stonepedal768 Před měsícem +1

    they need to bring this back every so often like they do with celebrity Jeopardy. classic

  • @MartinAtanasu
    @MartinAtanasu Před 5 měsíci +2

    Fooks sake! I pissed meself! Funniest skit I've seen in a long time. Classic

  • @LaLemonie
    @LaLemonie Před 2 lety +279

    "Picky, picky" will forever be the best line of this sketch :D

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael Před 6 lety +2726

    I freaked out when I saw Kate McKinnon's hand.

    • @GenevieveThornton
      @GenevieveThornton Před 6 lety +31

      Simon James ramifications of kissin kusins 😭

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 Před 6 lety +16

      What was up with that anyway? I don't get it

    • @sarahs1212
      @sarahs1212 Před 6 lety +119

      Anthony Italiano The joke is she's already deformed due to inbreeding in their family

    • @NYCity378
      @NYCity378 Před 6 lety +6

      😂😂😂deformed ouch

    • @blackmagyclives
      @blackmagyclives Před 6 lety +21

      I nearly pissed myself when she wielded that deformed thing. lol

  • @gerryspades
    @gerryspades Před 2 lety +1

    From Cork in Ireland and this is top notch!!

  • @Make_SL_Great_Again
    @Make_SL_Great_Again Před 4 měsíci +2

    This accent from Kate, Cecily and Bill, but with subtitles, can hold me for hours easily!
    What a soothing, Bewildering, Confusing, Enigmatic, Incomprehensible, Mystifying, Perplexing, Unfathomable, hard-understanding accent!

  • @JesusPulledMeThrough
    @JesusPulledMeThrough Před 6 lety +396

    I find myself just marveling at Bill Hader. The acting he does in his body movements alone is great.

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 Před 6 lety +11

      JesusPulledMeThrough i actually agree. His accent couldnt be more off but his body movements were spot on

    • @Layput
      @Layput Před 6 lety +3

      And they cast Neil Patrick Harriss as Count Olaf. Bill Hader would have been the perfect one.