A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

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  • @HardDriveMag
    @HardDriveMag  Před rokem +30

    Hey if you like this video, check out this one where we rank the real-life driving abilities of every Mario Kart character! czcams.com/video/4ewSOkmLT18/video.html

  • @tashan9104
    @tashan9104 Před 5 lety +860

    Ness tastes like pork
    Lucas tastes like new pork
    Ganondorf tastes like demon pork
    Wai- what the hack

    • @spooky961
      @spooky961 Před 5 lety +72

      “New pork”
      Haha funny...
      New pork city

    • @tcatking9761
      @tcatking9761 Před 5 lety +43

      *Which is basically spam*

    • @annalee1847
      @annalee1847 Před 5 lety +10

      @@spooky961 OMG i played Mother 3 and didnt get that XD i thought because he was in a newer game then him xD

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 Před 5 lety +7

      Wait if porky gets in smash then what does he taste like

    • @TarigonTetradactyl
      @TarigonTetradactyl Před 5 lety +2

      dammit porky, stop spreading your pigmask propaganda

  • @lykanaslupus
    @lykanaslupus Před 3 lety +1466

    Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn?
    Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.

  • @jean-peeire9792
    @jean-peeire9792 Před 2 lety +394

    “Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

  • @jabarithegoldenlucario8841
    @jabarithegoldenlucario8841 Před 2 lety +331

    Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen
    Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat.
    Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG.
    Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor.
    Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch
    Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there.
    Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi.
    Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh.
    Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit.
    Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes.
    Pyra: Spicy Sushi
    Mythra: Cold Sushi
    Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames.
    Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now.
    Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

    • @dudebladeX
      @dudebladeX Před 2 lety +26

      Sephiroth tastes like a tree. But specifically a Pear Tree with only one Pear.
      So that he can give you this pear.

    • @kirbyquartz5609
      @kirbyquartz5609 Před 2 lety +10

      I’m just gonna keep making this joke on every comment like this.
      Pyra and Mythra both taste extremely hot, it doesn’t matter the dish, it’s that hot

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 Před 2 lety +7

      Sora tastes like air

    • @arandomstranger.2204
      @arandomstranger.2204 Před 2 lety +7

      Hah. Dis Pear.

    • @Cool-Vest_Leo
      @Cool-Vest_Leo Před 2 lety +9

      Joker: tastes of smoke because of his persona arson.
      Hero: tastes like a whetstone because of all of the grinding
      Banjo & Kazooie: taste like 174^826820 gold collectibles
      Terry: tastes like the rubber floor of the weight room
      Byleth: tastes like Halloween Cap'n Crunch; more interesting than usual, but you still won't care
      Min Min: tastes like ramen with snake meat
      Steve: the taste you get if you average everything in the world and then make it into a sharp cube
      Sephiroth: He's so edgy that you only taste pain
      Pyra: a sour patch kid
      Mythra: an inside-out sour patch kid
      Kazuya: tastes like demon fire
      Sora: tastes like an overpriced muffin from Disneyland

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure Před 3 lety +1415

    Steve tastes like an inventory full of various minerals.

  • @bryanlozano8946
    @bryanlozano8946 Před 5 lety +512

    Let me fix you right.... There buddy.
    Yoshi taste like taxes.
    Which is just paper.
    But with ink.

    • @tonigym3061
      @tonigym3061 Před 5 lety +12

      But Yoshi doesn't do taxes.

    • @crazyantdog101
      @crazyantdog101 Před 5 lety +13

      He probably gets away by eating them

    • @terceras16
      @terceras16 Před 5 lety

      Yoshi's taxi frauds are real dude

    • @Cruzer108
      @Cruzer108 Před 5 lety +1

      PAY YOUR GOD DAM TAXES

    • @lenyllero1
      @lenyllero1 Před 5 lety

      And piranha plant just tastes like a regular plant

  • @NoriakiRyuji
    @NoriakiRyuji Před 2 lety +38

    "Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 2 lety +3

      Diddy kong should’ve tasted like peanuts

    • @NoriakiRyuji
      @NoriakiRyuji Před 2 lety +2

      @@goyangi4143 and wood, banana peels, whatever hats are made of, and hair. mostly hair.

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 2 lety +1

      @@NoriakiRyuji ye

    • @sophieheart2707
      @sophieheart2707 Před 7 měsíci +3

      DK should be tastes like Banana cream pie.

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Plus, Hot Pockets are owned by Nestle, so it doesn't have to be frozen to match Donkey Kong's icy heart.

  • @thingsnpeople5819
    @thingsnpeople5819 Před 2 lety +48

    That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 Před 4 lety +864

    "Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_
    Daaaaaamn.

    • @maxm6615
      @maxm6615 Před 4 lety +4

      You gotta add some spices

    • @FicherWolf
      @FicherWolf Před 4 lety +6

      I think that the fire emblem characters should taste like cardboard instead

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 Před 4 lety +9

      @@FicherWolf Different colors of construction paper

    • @marypepper939
      @marypepper939 Před 4 lety

      I dont get ir.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 Před 4 lety +3

      @@marypepper939 It's a jab at how overused Fox and Falco are in competitive Smash. They're stale, so to speak.

  • @spark1400
    @spark1400 Před 5 lety +751

    4:36 The unpredictability of Palutena tasting like Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light Beer is the sole reason I’m liking this video.

    • @xandert8527
      @xandert8527 Před 5 lety +11

      No one:
      Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light: *gets into smash*

    • @CilanSteele
      @CilanSteele Před 5 lety +1

      Squirtle and Bowser is what got me to like

    • @User-jc5ho
      @User-jc5ho Před 4 lety +1

      1:38

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 Před 4 lety +1

      Double A I expected her to be a meringue. Light and airy but still dense.

    • @realwhigmaster
      @realwhigmaster Před 4 lety

      @@CilanSteele Giga Bowser: wayyyyyyy too much turtle soup.

  • @scientificapple69
    @scientificapple69 Před 2 lety +72

    I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

    • @psychicsodabottle
      @psychicsodabottle Před rokem

      So you've never tried expensive plastic?

    • @eclecticenthusiast2997
      @eclecticenthusiast2997 Před 3 měsíci

      He’s at least got a little bit of artificial flesh in him probably.
      Yummy human meat brings it up a bit.

  • @themightygatekeeperdefende9755

    The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

  • @winter_storm8381
    @winter_storm8381 Před 5 lety +573

    Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog Před 5 lety +355

    This is literally the best video...
    “Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

    • @MidnightCapricorn2696
      @MidnightCapricorn2696 Před 5 lety +6

      They're all my mains (mainly Marth and Roy and Ike), alongside Dropped Ice Cream boi Cloud.

    • @ylissotato
      @ylissotato Před 5 lety +10

      WE ARE NOT WIZARD MARTHS!
      This post was made by the Robin Gang

    • @coolguy5133
      @coolguy5133 Před 5 lety +2

      Oops All Berries is the best Capt. Crunch!

    • @MidnightCapricorn2696
      @MidnightCapricorn2696 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ylissotato I believe ya, Robin Gang. I was one of ya.
      Buut, people don't care about the Emblem anymore...
      ...They aren't gonna add Hector to make anyone care, are they?

    • @zetazane
      @zetazane Před 5 lety

      @@MidnightCapricorn2696 to be fair, an axe wouldnt really play to differently from a sword in-game.

  • @JY-yp2fy
    @JY-yp2fy Před 3 lety +26

    I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

  • @MegaNancyLover
    @MegaNancyLover Před 3 lety +23

    Okay so...
    When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable.
    You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like.
    What we got instead was infinitely better!

  • @bioniclefan4149
    @bioniclefan4149 Před 5 lety +270

    Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola Před 4 lety +2389

    The funny thing about the fire emblem characters is that every captain crunch flavor is actually the same

    • @saggitaireauger9154
      @saggitaireauger9154 Před 4 lety +133

      As a sword main (fire emblem, Shulk, Ganon, and anything with a sword) I can only agree. Great point

    • @randomvideos-sv1qx
      @randomvideos-sv1qx Před 4 lety +6

      @@saggitaireauger9154 ntbtnyhtcefceds

    • @frogbogg2406
      @frogbogg2406 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh Y

    • @Vemmmy
      @Vemmmy Před 4 lety +15

      @@randomvideos-sv1qx why are you so fucking rude?

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam Před 4 lety +12

      @@Vemmmy ?????

  • @aNormalGuyz
    @aNormalGuyz Před rokem +10

    Now we need a sequel with dlc characters

  • @that_metalhead_ace
    @that_metalhead_ace Před 3 lety +23

    Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food!
    Everyone: Says generic food
    Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.

  • @penelope7354
    @penelope7354 Před 5 lety +302

    5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids"
    "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon"
    Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

  • @adamroquemore6410
    @adamroquemore6410 Před 5 lety +2664

    >Lucas tastes like new pork
    very nice

    • @ruediix
      @ruediix Před 5 lety +119

      Everyone in the Earthbound/Mother series taste like pork. Except the Cultists, they taste like pork with blue paint.

    • @laumickey3016
      @laumickey3016 Před 5 lety +44

      NEW PORK CITY

    • @jishaboy
      @jishaboy Před 5 lety +8

      Adam Roquemore I get the joke but... how DO they taste like pork?...

    • @spooky961
      @spooky961 Před 5 lety +12

      A Random Person don't forget childhood trauma

    • @pzkitty6783
      @pzkitty6783 Před 5 lety +4

      ruediix Giygas?

  • @curlybrace314
    @curlybrace314 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm impressed at just how accurate this list is

  • @FunnyStory77
    @FunnyStory77 Před 3 lety +9

    "Lucas tastes like New Pork"
    I'm dying

  • @Ok-yn9uo
    @Ok-yn9uo Před 5 lety +616

    "Give yourself a lick an find out"
    *licks arm*
    That could use some salt

    • @casualkhajiit
      @casualkhajiit Před 5 lety +47

      parrot animations *licks self*
      I have too much salt

    • @KhryausOHowl
      @KhryausOHowl Před 5 lety +17

      *licks self*
      This is why people call me cute as it seems.

    • @drrapture1579
      @drrapture1579 Před 5 lety

      nice pfp

    • @cey_ner
      @cey_ner Před 5 lety +11

      I Taste like sandy cardboard that had lime kool-aid spilled on and then had metal flakes sprinkled on it.

    • @tammyhendren5445
      @tammyhendren5445 Před 5 lety +2

      i taste like salt not because i am always salty it is because i sweat a lot

  • @SupaGema
    @SupaGema Před 5 lety +299

    Finally something Smash related that is actually important

  • @grayanddevpdx
    @grayanddevpdx Před rokem +3

    Adding DLC:
    Joker tastes like cat hairs.
    Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z.
    Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments.
    Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s.
    Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch.
    Min min tastes like ramen.
    Steve and Alex tastes like creativity.
    Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken.
    Pyra tastes like pepperoni.
    Mythra tastes like salami.
    Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle.
    Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

  • @yeetyeet3534
    @yeetyeet3534 Před 2 lety +6

    “Falco tastes like different cardboard”
    IM DYINGG

  • @therewolf5758
    @therewolf5758 Před 5 lety +3396

    Sonic not tasting like chili dogs is why I'm never getting a switch

    • @ruediix
      @ruediix Před 5 lety +130

      Depends which era Sonic.

    • @elicenyne
      @elicenyne Před 5 lety +97

      The classic kind tastes like that

    • @elicenyne
      @elicenyne Před 5 lety +59

      The dreamcast kind tastes likethat one food you eat in sleep.

    • @123zarapop
      @123zarapop Před 5 lety +10

      ToasterPluginX agreed

    • @michaelstingley2845
      @michaelstingley2845 Před 5 lety +8

      thats a stupid reason

  • @thatguy763
    @thatguy763 Před 4 lety +497

    Normal people: I would like a Gold-plated Hamburger from Australia, with a cheesecake please.
    Me: I would like a King K. Rool with a Zelda please.

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee Před 2 lety

    This video made me smile, it's honestly pretty funny.

  • @stevengaming55
    @stevengaming55 Před 10 měsíci

    I love the creativity he put in this video

  • @XRyXRy
    @XRyXRy Před 5 lety +154

    fox - cardboard
    falco - BLUE CARDBOARD
    know the difference

    • @theparadoxbox1744
      @theparadoxbox1744 Před 5 lety +7

      "Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."
      "They're the same picture."

    • @plantbefore
      @plantbefore Před 5 lety

      @@theparadoxbox1744 One picture tastes different though

    • @realwhigmaster
      @realwhigmaster Před 4 lety

      Fox is 6 parts brown cardboard and 1 part white cardboard.

    • @detectivemememachin5011
      @detectivemememachin5011 Před 4 lety

      Wolf- pressboard

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes Před 3 lety +1016

    “Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk”
    *Pit would like to know your location*

  • @SlightlyShoobie
    @SlightlyShoobie Před 3 lety +3

    Kirby being like tofu makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE.

  • @MinMin4theWinWin
    @MinMin4theWinWin Před rokem +4

    We need part 2!

  • @darkpit163
    @darkpit163 Před 5 lety +541

    Pit: *licks cloud*
    Cloud:WTH
    *fLoOr ICe cReAM gIVes yOU heaLTH*

  • @toaster8094
    @toaster8094 Před 3 lety +382

    What do you like to eat when watching movies?
    Me : *_mewtwo_*

    • @montydoesgames
      @montydoesgames Před 3 lety +9

      Shiny Mewtwo tastes like half-popped corn. Not bad actually.

    • @readheadgirl
      @readheadgirl Před 3 lety +5

      LOL I'm still laughing
      PS. LOL stands for laughing out loud and not " this is NOT a threat".

    • @VinceTrane
      @VinceTrane Před 3 lety +1

      When you get a mewtwo ceiling

    • @unfocusedgamer6560
      @unfocusedgamer6560 Před 3 lety +1

      I was scrolling through the comments and started laughing when I saw this

    • @b0r3deditzstuff31
      @b0r3deditzstuff31 Před 3 lety +2

      “You like eating cats?”

  • @kirbyquartz5609
    @kirbyquartz5609 Před 3 lety +6

    Pyra and Mythra taste like the hottest most mouth-burning soup

  • @Idontplaytf2
    @Idontplaytf2 Před 2 lety

    I'm not the only one who just stumbled across this and just cant forget about it

  • @guesswhotheintrovert9351
    @guesswhotheintrovert9351 Před 3 lety +224

    As a Kirby main, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @ashmpeg
    @ashmpeg Před 3 lety +627

    Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium.
    Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected.
    *terry tastes like hot sauce*
    Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron.
    Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year.
    Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning.
    Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )

  • @loelion6423
    @loelion6423 Před 3 lety +2

    it’s funny how he explains how what food they are but also roasts them

  • @MagmaPaint
    @MagmaPaint Před 2 lety +3

    "Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos."
    Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

  • @loondino4534
    @loondino4534 Před 5 lety +524

    6:05
    After multiple licks, I've concluded that I taste like the most bland and least sour Sourpatch Kid ever.

    • @awman4050
      @awman4050 Před 5 lety +18

      And I taste like burned toast

    • @ralsyisscared4283
      @ralsyisscared4283 Před 5 lety +22

      i taste like salt because i cry everytime something bad happens

    • @gaycheese253
      @gaycheese253 Před 5 lety +24

      I taste of cheese,blood,and permanent markers

    • @eassia1
      @eassia1 Před 5 lety +7

      I taste like salt, because I sweat too much when working out

    • @luiginerd4productions658
      @luiginerd4productions658 Před 5 lety +4

      @@gaycheese253 wut?

  • @BY9SZN
    @BY9SZN Před 4 lety +313

    1:02
    "Samus tastes like pennies, Zero Suit Samus tastes like the inside of a cast made of pennies."
    Makes sense to me

  • @Mr_Whippy772
    @Mr_Whippy772 Před 3 lety +6

    min min tastes like the longest ramen noodle
    Steve tastes like wooden toy blocks
    Sephiroth tastes like long metal
    Pyra tastes like fire
    And mythra tastes like lightning
    Kazuya tastes like that one wooden spoon that everyone used to eat ice cream

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 2 lety

      Sora tastes like a disappointing key

  • @SuperSoxGaming
    @SuperSoxGaming Před 11 měsíci

    I love to duet this guy by saying the smae stuff, it's so much fun!

  • @ericofonenthusiast
    @ericofonenthusiast Před 4 lety +202

    5:08 "Bayonetta tastes like if you lick the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's"
    good.
    the reason why i like.

  • @sethcataudella3146
    @sethcataudella3146 Před 3 lety +307

    *You lick your arm.
    *Tastes.. fleshy.
    *Your HP was fleshed out.

  • @karlofsky
    @karlofsky Před rokem

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @lilac6257
    @lilac6257 Před 3 lety +1

    This idea is ingenious and the tastes 100% accurate

  • @ChrisHanline
    @ChrisHanline Před 5 lety +136

    Some of these had no explanation or justification, but I was still like
    "......yeah, makes sense."

  • @cuddlesfloof3034
    @cuddlesfloof3034 Před 5 lety +88

    2:07 the image of Captain Falcon buttering himself up is the sole reason I'm liking this video

  • @memeermon7326
    @memeermon7326 Před 2 lety

    Thanks, this will help in my next match

  • @hazy4366
    @hazy4366 Před 3 lety

    I love how cpt falcon is just butter, yet is at the top of the tier list

  • @BloomBlanche
    @BloomBlanche Před 5 lety +316

    Lucas is lower on the tier list because new pork, unlike normal pork, is doused and marinated in pure tears

    • @mirai6824
      @mirai6824 Před 5 lety +7

      Aww damn that's just mean man😂😂😂

    • @kjpineapple7326
      @kjpineapple7326 Před 5 lety +11

      Why's everybody gotta torture my blonde baby?

    • @darzwolf225
      @darzwolf225 Před 5 lety +23

      Purple Kae Pineapple, everyone’s made jokes about him ever since he got introduced in brawl. Why can he jump higher than Ness? Because Lucas doesn’t have a family weighing him down.

    • @JoeThomas-lu6fy
      @JoeThomas-lu6fy Před 5 lety +3

      But why do tears taste worse than CARDBOARD?!

    • @curlyfrieeees
      @curlyfrieeees Před 5 lety +5

      The pork is actually clause's body

  • @BridgerM
    @BridgerM Před 4 lety +618

    You know you’re lying when you say that Yoshi doesn’t taste like tax fraud

  • @thespacemorph9618
    @thespacemorph9618 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this info

  • @WereAssassin
    @WereAssassin Před rokem +1

    The first useful video of smash ever

  • @bbanksphotog
    @bbanksphotog Před 3 lety +481

    Steve tastes like Frosted Flakes, because he’s a great source of iron

  • @beljunwaffles4345
    @beljunwaffles4345 Před 3 lety +346

    “Samus tastes like pennies”
    We have E for Edible, R for Ranch and ITLFN; It Tastes Like F****n’ Nickels.

    • @GusBus14
      @GusBus14 Před 3 lety +22

      Scott knows what Luigi tastes like😂

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 2 lety +4

      Zero Suit Samus is worse because if you e ever had a cast you’d know that the inside after being taken off is absolutely disgusting

  • @Taintedz
    @Taintedz Před 3 lety +7

    Ridley tastes like space lemons
    *Friday night funkin flashbacks*

  • @maximumgaming6589
    @maximumgaming6589 Před 2 lety +1

    Here I’ll ad my take on the new dlc characters
    Joker: GUN
    Hero: off brand Cap’n Crunch
    Banjo & kazooie: Honey roasted turkey
    Terry: a pizza left on bench press in a gym
    Byleth: a NEW flavor of Cap’n Crunch
    Min-Min: ramen (self explanatory)
    Steve: the diced meat in frozen foods
    Sephiroth: a larger knife then sheik
    Pyra/Mythra: “That” Jar…..
    Kazuya: whatever was thrown into the volcano

  • @bluepomegranate
    @bluepomegranate Před 4 lety +233

    *Sits down to watch a movie*
    Me: Oh, I almost forgot!
    *Grabs a bucket of Mewtwo*

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 Před 4 lety +17

      Ah, dude! You forgot to add the Captain Falcon! Cmon, man!

    • @beb7435
      @beb7435 Před 4 lety +7

      Lemme go get the Ice Climbers!

    • @CalamityTerra
      @CalamityTerra Před 4 lety +7

      Ahem, the ridleys

    • @exterminatusbutton8723
      @exterminatusbutton8723 Před 4 lety +6

      where the hell is the koopalings

    • @clint8406
      @clint8406 Před 4 lety +6

      Put in some Pichu man! You can't have a movie without some Pichu!

  • @expensiveedbgamer6576
    @expensiveedbgamer6576 Před 3 lety +393

    My friend: What’s your favorite snack?
    Me : Mewtwo with Captain Falcon

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 Před 2 lety +16

      "And that is how I ended up in prison."

    • @ryzekiv7147
      @ryzekiv7147 Před 2 lety +9

      “Y’ever had Fried Kazooie with Duck Hunt Dog Sauce on a bed of Breath of the Wild Rice?”

    • @peterduprey7286
      @peterduprey7286 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m a big bowser jr fan myself

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @Therealot93
      @Therealot93 Před 2 lety

      I agree

  • @neon861
    @neon861 Před 2 lety +4

    1:53
    I knew pikachu taste like a battery bc the power of electric

  • @oodlethedoodle9328
    @oodlethedoodle9328 Před rokem +2

    Sora tastes like a rollercoaster at Disneyland.

  • @chrisscott2824
    @chrisscott2824 Před 3 lety +193

    Lucas taste like new pork
    Every Mother fan: I see what you did there

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 Před 3 lety +4

      facts

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 3 lety

      Well i thought it was just a brawl refrence....

    • @Siliness7
      @Siliness7 Před 3 lety

      New pork is from New Pork City

    • @gaddygirl
      @gaddygirl Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve never played mother and I don’t know what it’s about but I get that reference

    • @aydenator2770
      @aydenator2770 Před 3 lety

      not a mother fan, but i get the reference

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- Před rokem

    I love how this slowly gets more and more unhinged

  • @CRISPYShu
    @CRISPYShu Před rokem +1

    This is so stupid but so helpful at the same time

  • @YourMom-md3co
    @YourMom-md3co Před 4 lety +448

    “Give yourself a lick and find out!”
    Tastes
    like depression

  • @wingedlightsss
    @wingedlightsss Před 4 lety +280

    *waking up in the morning, pouring myself a bowl of Fire Emblem characters*

    • @skwidsquad3668
      @skwidsquad3668 Před 4 lety +16

      A h H t H i S t A s T e s F i R e Y

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh Před 4 lety +22

      *Corrin Flakes*

    • @darkpit163
      @darkpit163 Před 4 lety +6

      *Pouring me a bowl of chrom. MMmmM*

    • @richardbuechel5567
      @richardbuechel5567 Před 4 lety +15

      Wash it down with some young Link. Grab an Isabelle and head to work. Work with some Megaman and R.O.B and for lunch they had Squirtle and Sonic for lunch. Thank GOD I packed that Isabelle. Had that instead had it was time to leave went to the store and got some Shulks and Koopalings for my kid and proceeded to make Snake for dinner. Then went to the store and got sick so I signed a docter Mario to get my Luigi checked. I had the flu so I payed with some 15.99 Samus's. Went back home and went to bed also got Kirby for us.

    • @LaurieJo1974
      @LaurieJo1974 Před 4 lety

      Kirby of the Stars yea

  • @xepixicewarriorx2689
    @xepixicewarriorx2689 Před 2 lety

    Thank you I played this mini-game and then I dominate the matches and can speedrun story mode.

  • @Unclevertitle
    @Unclevertitle Před 2 lety

    I lost it at "Diddy Kong tastes like complicity" and had the pause the video.

  • @lilianadelgadohernandez9703
    @lilianadelgadohernandez9703 Před 3 lety +273

    "Give yourself a lick and find out"
    *Licks*
    I taste like...... being too broke to buy this game

  • @jessicarobinson4260
    @jessicarobinson4260 Před 3 lety +428

    DLC characters:
    Joker tastes like if you licked the WALLS of a hot topic in the early 2000's.
    Hero tastes like DnD dice.
    Banjo tastes like a gummy bear and Kazooie tastes like a chicken omelette
    Terry tastes like a hot dog.
    Byleth is the same as the other fire emblos, they taste like capn crunch.
    Min Min tastes like ramen (duh)
    The minecraft characters taste like different kinds of dirt.
    Sephiroth tastes like licking the ceiling of a hot topic in the early 2000s.

    • @megasimp5137
      @megasimp5137 Před 3 lety +62

      Pyra/ mythra taste like some kind of spicy food. Pyra because fire, mythra because of her aggressive nature

    • @generaltechnomage306
      @generaltechnomage306 Před 3 lety +40

      @@megasimp5137 Nah, Pyra and Mythra taste like milk because they have lots of it (Pyra, however, tastes like hot milk).

    • @megasimp5137
      @megasimp5137 Před 3 lety +34

      @@generaltechnomage306 oh no

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia Před 3 lety +20

      For the mii costume (sans), he tastes like bones and puns

    • @thenightmare9368
      @thenightmare9368 Před 3 lety +13

      @@KC_Garcia And Cuphead Taste like all different Flavor of Juice.

  • @TheTattoodmama
    @TheTattoodmama Před 3 lety +2

    Joker tastes like carnival food
    Hero tastes like a dnd rule book
    Banjo-Kazooie tastes like a expired luchables from the 90's
    Terry tastes like McDonald's from japan
    Byleth tastes like captain crunch
    Min Min tastes like ramen
    Steve tastes like a lego piece
    Sephiroth tastes like a burn't chicken wing
    Pyra tastes like a cherry popsicle
    Mythra tastes like a lemon popsicle

  • @ashespades732
    @ashespades732 Před 2 lety

    Can’t wait for the DLC update to this

  • @sariacalaway2746
    @sariacalaway2746 Před 3 lety +222

    Just love how falco taste like different Cardboard instead of chicken...that was a nice plot twist

    • @voidking-animations6944
      @voidking-animations6944 Před 2 lety +3

      He tastes like bluebirds

    • @lettuce510
      @lettuce510 Před 2 lety +1

      @@voidking-animations6944 Or purplebirds, depending on which skin you pick

    • @aro-xv9eg
      @aro-xv9eg Před 2 lety +1

      @@voidking-animations6944 no
      he tastes like that one bird from your window

  • @iluvchess14736
    @iluvchess14736 Před 3 lety +337

    "Zelda taste like cheesecake, and Sheik taste like the knife you used to cut the cheesecake"

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Před 3 lety +27

      Samus tastes like pennies, and Zero Suit Samus taste like the inside of a cast made of pennies

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Před 3 lety +30

      "And Ganondorf taste like Demon Pork, which is just Spam"

    • @zarudegaming4427
      @zarudegaming4427 Před 3 lety +11

      Snake use to taste like juicy steak in brawl but is a little drier now without that _____________ ___.

    • @cringejuicedavidson8288
      @cringejuicedavidson8288 Před 3 lety +2

      This is literally just a quote from the video. What's the point of this comment?

    • @DBrown5533
      @DBrown5533 Před 2 lety

      @@cringejuicedavidson8288 the answer is yes

  • @cringejuicedavidson8288
    @cringejuicedavidson8288 Před 3 lety +5

    I never knew that mii fighters tasted like depression.

  • @BudgetGames69
    @BudgetGames69 Před 11 měsíci

    6:10 putting a literal block of butter in the highest tier is the most agreeable and respectable opinion I’ve ever heard of (in my opinion)

  • @yahoowithextraooo9135
    @yahoowithextraooo9135 Před 3 lety +88

    Did I just watch a person talking about how the characters taste like?
    Y. E. S

  • @typenullgamer8536
    @typenullgamer8536 Před 4 lety +468

    Mario: Hey Kirby lets watcha movie
    Kirby: K i got the mewtwos

    • @mystic-hm9mk
      @mystic-hm9mk Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂

    • @Anaea
      @Anaea Před 4 lety +7

      Mario: *BLJs out of the room*

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza Před 4 lety +5

      Kirby actually said "POYO"!

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza Před 4 lety +10

      Mario: What-a movie should-a we watch-a?
      Kirby: POYO (As in Pokémon the first movie
      Mario: WHAT
      Kirby: 🎶Disrespecting Mewtwo from every angle!!!!!🎶
      Mario: I'm out

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza Před 4 lety +4

      Then Mewtwo barges in the room and Kirby eats him

  • @fatemashahjalali4712
    @fatemashahjalali4712 Před 11 měsíci

    I watch this every month lol

  • @Bobplushie666
    @Bobplushie666 Před 2 lety

    Shots fired.

  • @genderenigma8276
    @genderenigma8276 Před 4 lety +377

    I taste like Salt. Probably either the Chips or the Sweat. Probably the Chips.

  • @raviaviaviavioli
    @raviaviaviavioli Před 5 lety +89

    pit and dark pit both tasting like two different types of chicken fills my kid icarus uprising heart.

  • @cooljazz1000
    @cooljazz1000 Před 3 lety +1

    3:00 I love that picture

  • @rhondabrowne4162
    @rhondabrowne4162 Před 3 lety +1

    5:26 Simon, Richter and WOREO! 😂

  • @weenybum
    @weenybum Před 4 lety +71

    "Give yourself a lick and find out!"
    *me with cheeto dust all over fingers*
    y e s

  • @yosoymatt3257
    @yosoymatt3257 Před 4 lety +76

    I lost it at the dead pan “Samus tastes like pennies”

  • @TemMeh
    @TemMeh Před 2 lety

    I like that the s tier was a Back to the Future reference

  • @monkeyfan4203
    @monkeyfan4203 Před 2 lety

    This video was hilarious

  • @jadsoncauamocitaibadesanta4949

    This video is very cool, but we gotta agree that Sonic is a fast food

  • @SkeetSeinfeld
    @SkeetSeinfeld Před 5 lety +123

    why did all of these make sense

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’ll do the rest.
    Joker: lies
    Hero: licking a roulette wheel in Las Vegas
    Banjo-Kazooie: honey
    Terry: a knuckle sandwich
    Byleth: disappointment
    Min min: ramen
    Steve and Alex: a literal cube of steak
    Zombie: a decayed cube of steak
    Enderman: a slightly taller cube of steak
    Sephiroth: drinking tears
    Pyhtra: the sun
    Kazuya: a demon knuckle sandwich
    Sora: keys

  • @jakeb4569
    @jakeb4569 Před 3 lety +1

    Joker tastes like coffee and curry, because that’s what his entire diet consists of.
    All four Heroes taste like those Russian Roulette Jelly Beans because you never know what you’re gonna get.
    Banjo and Kazooie taste like a fond memory.
    Terry tastes like bacon that has been cooked to perfection, because he’s meaty and that’s great if you’re in the mood for it.
    Byleth is another box of Cap’n Crunch.
    Min Min tastes like ramen. I don’t think I need to explain this one.
    Steve and Alex taste like actual dirt.
    Zombie tastes like dirt that your dog just pooped in.
    Enderman tastes like licorice.
    Sephiroth tastes like that one super-poisonous yet super-deadly blowfish. A delicious snack that will probably kill you.
    Pyra tastes like Barbecue Lays.
    Mythra tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Lays.