VSauce but out of context

just some random clips from VSauce that I put together
VSauce: / vsauce

[@ik2254]

*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E*

[@kormannn1]

Sounds way too epic, I wish action movies were like this.

[@aasaatan]

*Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*

[@born2beheaded]

jesus when he came back the third day

[@Milan-db3uy]

What?

[@nonsuspiciouscolour]

*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E D*

[@Cheapvideos]

0:53
kids in the back of class be like

[@peterwilliams4670]

Haha nice

[@pjatm_]

_EVERYONE GET DOWN_

[@NoobsDudes]

Lmao

[@retro454]

Things that aged poorly

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

*c r o n c h*

[@spede5264]

Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:09

[@MrsSking123]

Hah! Haven't heard that one before... must be deja vu or something

[@Anjum.]

Copied

[@Idkwhattowritehere123]

Im wheezing

[@JustJaidenism]

@@Anjum. ಠ_ಠ

[@Kian00]

It sounds like the boss music gets cut off

[@tilodol3736]

1:35 The moment onlyfans was invented

[@Derrick-1209]

ALMOST 69 LIKES

[@01Nexus]

lmao

[@PopYTP]

@@Derrick-1209 "haha 69 420 funny number my brain is smooth"

[@Ahmadkhadr.]

@@PopYTP "haha can't let people have fun, internet very serious place, my brain very smooth"

[@718vox]

HOLY CRAP LMFAO

[@noobmasterNoobmaster-sl6nu]

0:15 Juesus the third day after his death

[@lampshade2536]

*Juesus*

[@c0ck48]

*J U E S U S*

[@GT350_R]

Juesus Chreest

[@ehm182_9]

Juesus Crust

[@noobmaster-br2mg]

fraud
Im the real noobmaster69

[@WokeFatti]

2:23 How I respond to my life falling apart

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

@JDoc Studios LMAO I DIED

[@epicgamer4090]

Underrated asf

[@bonkboy4386]

" *that's* *pretty* *cool* "

[@ssall3879]

666th like

[@ww12things43]

That's pretty cool but where are your fingers

[@Emerald29]

0:15 Dead anime side characters when the protagonist is on a tight situation:

[@legoshisshibahusband]

This doesn't work for JoJo at all. No wonder your profile pic is an emerald

[@ayxmnfosho]

@@legoshisshibahusband it's just an
emerald splash

[@Fazed_]

@@legoshisshibahusband Josuke vs Kira (okuyasu returns)

[@wawa_2160p]

XD

[@_lol69_17]

@@legoshisshibahusband nooo...

[@Erix963]

6 Y/O me at the playground to literally anybody:
1:09

[@alexa-fx2fb]

This cracked me up

[@GeoNoob]

YOU HAVE 420 LIKES

[@akseli8314]

50 yo me at the playground to the kids:

[@lenevr7446]

@@akseli8314 Uh tf-

[@goose5200]

@@akseli8314 NOOOO

[@mariazamora6647]

0:15 My dad when I win the lottery

[@vbpj]

LOL

[@GunsNGames1]

Lmfaooo, I'm gonna start betting at the lottery after this.

[@puj71]

Toys!

[@SacsachCCABP]

Seen u

[@realTryAngle]

Tbh more like 2:20

[@randomdude-4353]

1:20
All the kids in the 4th grade when you get seated next to the opposite gender

[@dragur3077]

8 year olds when you get in trouble

[@derikr]

OooooOoooooOooOoO. He said a bad wooooooord

[@connorlewis2517]

Bro I used to do this in elementary school tbh 💀

[@ogi1cool625]

Fucking reletable

[@hitthat6120]

Ian Miller the good old days man young and innocent yet so stupid 😂

[@jodiemcjodie1974]

2:24: when you know you did something bad but try to act as if it didn't happen

[@der_saftmon]

"That's pretty cool, but- wHeRe ArE yOuR fInGeRs¡"

[@Art-ec5cb]

Relevant

[@L1M.L4M]

Whereth art thy fingers

[@zed7038]

Any idea what that's from?

[@puddingthing]

Everybody gangsta until he says: "That's pretty cool but- where are your fingers?"
2:20

[@firamation8114]

W o a h

[@racungotlost6428]

WHERE ARE MY FINGERS

[@Perririri]

Normie

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

But of course, they're at the ends of my feet ahhhhhh!!!! oh my god the teleportation experiment messed me up after all ahhhhh!!!!!

[@Ronald-lb5fz]

Lol

[@lululegende1407]

Me: is alone outside
The man in the white van:
1:09

[@nickvargas3929]

Under rated comment

[@bilalsuslu2217]

Lmao

[@lord_morp8824]

That’s what he always says.

[@akshanshkathane642]

Bringer of doom!

[@afox1689]

I bring you the gift of darkness

[@billbob8602]

0:15 what the boss from a mobile game sees after the player watched an ad

[@wachiravit2952]

Also boss:really?

[@karusensei8281]

This comment too underrated

[@joost1453]

Best comment so far

[@MattStarzing]

I'm laughing so much

[@finpl4yz111]

1k like

[@paranormalguy6185]

0:15 My father, who’s been missing for years, after I switched the channel on the TV :

[@Embrac3change]

Me at school: *trying to to get a drink from the water fountain*
THAT kid behind me: 1:12

[@peanut5200]

i hate this so much

[@SpacedudeProductions]

@@peanut5200 same

[@blu5758]

Accurate

[@irishman3406]

OMFG THIS IS SO RELATABLE.

[@apdifpapdjaapickgspjakf5937]

@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.

[@fbizaiadox1250]

2:25
When you are going into the kitchen at 3am

[@sharpee3100]

Thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers

[@warcrimesgamer8581]

HHAHAHAHAHHA

[@fbizaiadox1250]

Lol

[@fbizaiadox1250]

@SouSselL XD

[@Starb1t]

That's pretty cool but, *your pfp made it bad*

[@corruptiononline]

Michaels parents: omg he's about to say his first words.
Michael: or am i

[@ylanairias6255]

1:20

[@realasifromreal]

What... are first words?

[@corruptiononline]

@@realasifromreal and what do they look like?

[@anantrana2190]

*vsauce music*

[@kishel-m]

lmao

[@user-wl5dv7ps1s]

1:58
When 2 rocks looks similar in the desert…

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Pfffff

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Hahahhahahhahahha

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

Underrated

[@Tostermz]

HOLLLYYYYYY SSSHHHITTTTT

[@sigmer_dr]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@fun_nuggets2514]

0:15
The final boss after you bring his health down to 0

[@phud69]

Every resident evil boss be like

[@GreyMcBeal]

Every Persona 5 Palace ruler battle be like

[@smitamishra2777]

Undyne and Omega Flowey from Undertale be like:

[@magnablade]

2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?”

[@ElijahD-si9vm]

*Aggressively stares at camera*

[@lazer1036]

2:28 is better time stamp

[@GattToDaChoppa]

When someone brags about being a millionaire even though they have no hands.

[@toastermastr903]

Not gonna like cause you’re at 420 likes

[@zachgelinas9603]

That's a pretty smart question I don't even know tbh

[@piranhathewise728]

0:04 Simps when the streamer has a boy friend

[@Preinstallable]

69 likes so i cant like

[@piranhathewise728]

@@Preinstallable yes a person of culture

[@cos9155]

The streamer breaks up with them: 0:15

[@felzzer3943]

Preinstallable on Roblox lol funny sex number Keanu reeves wholesome 100 big Chungus

[@Isa.no.]

*W H E E Z E*

[@basic2233]

0:15 Cartoon characters when they got hit by a truck

[@whythehecknot5038]

Cartoon characters in general:

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

“Where are your fingers?”
Over the like button.

[@rickywalters7717]

But not on it. Like immediately, or vsauce dyes... Your shirt blue.

[@shivamchouhan5077]

Or are they

[@toeman2556]

1:09 4 year old me when the guests come over for dinner

[@Hydra3724]

Really innocent answer for the rest of this comment section

[@vzvdm]

I had heavy OCD as a child and I would never

[@Karpahid00]

O B A M A what’s ur last name

[@kawave420]

Hey Obama what is your last name?

[@toeman2556]

New Vorld Sounds no they are my legos

[@phoephoe111]

No one:
Middle schoolers roasting:
2:01

[@kaicenat2015murder]

Best comment

[@carlwheezer2766]

0:41 middle schools when they hear the roast

[@aqif5257]

Anime greatest villain when they pop up in the last episode 0:15

[@Philip4454]

😂😂

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

He said jean pierre and i am convinced its a jojo reference

[@VeeVex]

1:55 didn't expect that btw!

[@parrotlord7393]

Lmfao

[@Flamingo_Vlogs]

1:21 parents when you interact with the opposite gender

[@MailMainbutnot]

Even just saying "hi" even though youve been saying hi to everyone

[@NitroMemes]

That’s more 1st grade friends than parents

[@PuffyKat]

STILL CHILL STILL CHILL

[@ypuuh]

this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story

[@aminfadayi4694]

bruh good things happen when you listen to your mom😁

[@sake7858]

2:28 me as a kid while watching the powerpuff girls

[@oinves7619]

LOL

[@Obi-WanGaming]

“That’s pretty cool but- WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS”

[@bigzachonem]

LMAO

[@crazychicken8290]

LOL

[@user-bf7oz5tq7r]

LMFAO-

[@dcs7232]

1:20
Everyone in first grade when you’re called to the front office

[@Zainos64]

Indeed

[@dcs7232]

Hadi Hamdan hows your pfp moving?

[@Zainos64]

@@dcs7232 use a gif

[@jonahwebster9338]

More like 12th grade

[@PhantomMYG]

I'm in highschool and I still do that XD

[@GeoNoob]

Phineas and Ferbs invention when their mom comes back home: 0:04
The invention when there mom leaves: 0:15

[@lisacortez9262]

LMAO

[@kevinTG554]

their

[@MidClassWarrior]

@@kevinTG554 shuddup

[@146yearsago4]

I found a wild Camo Regrow Red!

[@pittymumel1850]

Nobody:
Elementary kids when someone is called to the office: 1:20

[@Ben-hp5iz]

Why does this comment not have that many lieks

[@zynel413]

@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.

[@pastaslut]

HAAHHAHAHHA

[@alexa-fx2fb]

😂

[@berry.mixxxx]

BWAHAHAHAHWKZHDJEJIWHWHEHEHEH

[@stijnvandevyver7958]

I love how this makes him look like some kind of schizophrenic crazy person.

[@stunov3181]

Von Steiner, true.

[@lostman812]

what is true? him being actually crazy or what Von Steiner said ? lol

[@1234mwmmwmtrainer]

Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME

[@dappermcstache521]

wait.. he isn't some kind of schizophrenic crazy person?

[@lostman812]

Yes he is.....
*or is he?*

[@_.magni._]

They said I’ll meet the love of my life at 12
1:16

[@boomboone47]

FnafCreation, ouch.

[@tsoonda3326]

13

[@Nylspider]

:(

[@hotgarbage9220]

Are you anti-vax

[@Nylspider]

@@hotgarbage9220 ...

[@Idkwhattowritehere123]

1:09 sounds like the starting of a certain type of video

[@justaguyyyy6446]

Lol

[@illegalbean22]

I wonder which kind

[@slejerr]

Parents: Aww he’s gonna say his 1st words
Micheal: *starts talking about the universe and counting*

[@espada8077]

*DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A FOOL*

[@tenma628]

or do i?

[@wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417]

100 more likes until 666 likes..

[@sruto]

or do you?

[@aurora_boketto7746]

Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....?

[@artyman162]

Explain me why is it funny please. I suck at English :_(

[@cooldog6129]

Mom: stop being anti social go play with the kid next door
The kid next door: 1:09

[@estwingbash9642]

Bruh • Under rated comment, it fits perfectly. Good job, Sir.

[@cooldog6129]

Hi Hi thanks

[@datgio4951]

Bruh • LMAOOO

[@forrest7186]

his toy 2:00

[@isabellarichardson423]

Furret Boi with a gun I’m screaming what-

[@rgwbibwzuarwbraoubbweviuxg7526]

"Thats pretty cool but,
wHerE ArE yOur FinGerS?"
**Intense staring**

[@RKnightD94]

I feel like a fool.

[@trubo_]

Me trying to use the toilet without waking my parents up at 2am 0:18

[@Octocat77]

PARAPPA THE RAPPER PFP

[@JustinY.]

It takes a special someone to be an intellectual while also a massive meme

[@ddman7867]

it takes a special someone to be everywhere all the time

[@mason8971]

I will follow you everywhere I can

[@SirSlimeington]

What about Rick Sanchez? xD

[@defaultset]

Justin Y.
It takes someone to have no life

[@nekotj_]

Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!

[@aceospades6967]

1:12 when she's starts counting

[@OfficalRowen]

That's a stupid joke. No mother counts to 12

[@benblock_]

He said eleven and a *half*

[@HypeJutsu]

Who says im gonna count to 12 tho i never in my lige heard

[@mrmeek5421]

It’s usually three but it’s still funny

[@yungskrilla2124]

ok that’s worthy of a like

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

I don’t think we realize what fucking mastermind of comedy Michael really is.

[@swisswoof5132]

1:05 literally me when ever I am right in an argument

[@reb-dom1ne]

What tf is ur pfp

[@deft9183]

*"hey, would you like to play with my toys?"*

[@reb-dom1ne]

@BYRON STEVEN MARIN MONSALVE no, demanding it

[@dice3324]

2:28 when you meet a guy from Chernobyl

[@FoxWorkslV]

Genuinely laughed. Have a GREAT day

[@doomed_blues]

bruh I'm crying

[@salthesadmanshark5645]

Thats brilliant 🤣

[@AdelaTomankova]

That's pretty cool, but *WHERE* are your fingers?

[@Bugsfuckingbunny]

lol

[@plg2859]

Me everitime when I was 10 and a cousin came to visit
1:09

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Yes E V E R I T I M E

[@plg2859]

@@sometimesactiveacc7762 🤔

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

PLG-Streams TV do you want me to correct you

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Now u got 69 likes

[@sometimesactiveacc7762]

Karam Al-Sharak me?

[@diangelic1]

1:08 Every van driver in the 90's

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Anime protagonists when they "die" sacrificing theirselves: 0:15

[@ughugh5305]

i miss jonathan

[@sawc.ma.bals.]

Like how Joseph came to his own funeral

[@citrusanimations8645]

I love how this comment was nothing to do with jojo but
You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attaaaaack!”

[@citrusanimations8645]

@Safwaan 👀 Hm? I said nothing...must be the rain

[@Perririri]

Normie PFP

[@GAMERtheGHOST_]

“I didn’t really die”
*TOP TEN ANIME PLOT TWISTS*

[@xfroggii]

THIS IS EXCLUSIVE

[@affan-hb7jw]

Yea i know right

[@evap304]

U just copied the video’s joke

[@D00MMAST3R]

@@evap304 And he got 100 likes from doing that... I love CZcams comments!

[@aryyancarman705]

Mohammed Abdul be like

[@ApoLk_]

*Vsauce Within context:*
10000 IQ
*Vsauce out of context:*
Wat

[@reset502]

*Where are your fingers?*

[@ApoLk_]

Well... that's actually true, CZcams JUST CHANGED!

[@ApoLk_]

RIGHT SNEDOWN NOIW NWOE NOW WHAT THE FUCKC I WILL NOPT EVEN ERASE MY MISSPLEILIGNGS eart mey ass dedaddy

[@greentaigo2552]

Ehhhhmmm that last one would be 99999999999999 IQ

[@riotbreaker3506]

In context: if this were a simulation, you couldn't know.
out of context: look at my toys, I have three hands, and six apples.

[@justaguyyyy6446]

Nobody:
The cat that just fell from the ceiling of a 10 story building: 0:15

[@jacobgaming3124]

0:04 When you realise that you have school in one minute:

[@coolkimple6946]

00:15 when you remember that it’s movie day at school

[@desbugfan8429]

Open your laptop

[@boot2root317]

Aww man

[@MooseFlame]

2:28 when I see someone with no fingers

[@OriginKirby]

MooseFlame Underrated comment

[@aikamsinghsandhu2834]

Underrated af

[@gutentag2235]

Overrated comment
Lazier than my dog

[@poopypooper1111]

🤣🤣

[@tweettweetie]

How many people with no fingers are you seeing

[@owengold4471]

1:30
You can watch me play with my toys...
*_o n l i n e._*

[@zachattack1279]

Porn

[@venturer9400]

Cornhub

[@proxleywirdvo]

Sauceporn...
Purposed to have a *** plus knowledge

[@Adros2121]

DONG

[@CARMATIZBAK_]

Hornpub

[@BoberTee]

'How are Michael's toys a dong?'
*sweats nervously*

[@littlebobby7461]

“You can watch me play with my toys online”

[@FonuhYT]

Fuck you. Ur pfp looks like amogus.

[@witherambush]

What were some of the mutations caused by the Chernobyl explosion?
Me and my homies: 1:24

[@connor5902]

2:24 when the kid next to you in history class starts frantically reaching into his bag

[@NicoTheGreat5]

Thats pretty cool, but where are your fingers

[@The_Sludgest]

He pulls out his lunch box then everyone calms down then he pulls a gun out of the lunch-box

[@shrekonion8307]

@@connor5902 Good Question

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

@@The_Sludgest and eats the gun

[@michaelJamesElwood]

When its quiet and it echoes lol

[@Jacob1Jacob2]

1:21 When someone gets called down to the principles office

[@min_808]

underrated

[@smorange0]

Yaaaassss

[@terraventus4263]

This is elementary school cafeterias in a nutshell.

[@oliverpierce5118]

Bus rides
At school they say HOHOHAHAHOHA

[@Askejm]

lmfao true

[@eduardoGentile720]

0:17 well i actually died right here

[@typryor2227]

“Hey! Vscauce! Micheal here! Where are your fingers?”
* Looks at fingerless hand *
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jegory6014]

Same thing happened to me

[@dratinibrah]

Reality checks be like

[@squidplague]

“Also, I am made out of Vsauce.” “Always have been.”

[@doomed_blues]

"Or Am I...?"

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

@@doomed_blues “haha, nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

[@doomed_blues]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK :)

[@XBlueBeam]

Always *HAS* been

[@ImZhald]

Lmaoo

[@AnotherJaredAround]

When you kill an enemy but they immediately get revived in front of you: 0:15

[@m01stman]

THE PAIN

[@joshsmith8715]

Destiny 1 self res warlocks

[@nazarethdude5070]

Tf2 dead ringer

[@yeneyradominguez9630]

Sekiro

[@vanukas8783]

When you kill a demon in doom but it gets revived and stronger

[@Lllllllllls]

Teacher: "Hey you have a test today"
The kid in the hallway: 1:09

[@hELLOhi-st5gl]

1:18 when someone asks me how old my girlfriend is

[@Photo0021]

E L E V E N..
A N D A H A L F

[@capmeme4745]

That "ohhhh" right after it is the best lol

[@kc-lv4gh]

0:00 when the FBI saw your comment

[@xzzx4664]

Nice

[@oliverrowley4405]

Cool

[@nachovyofficial]

2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?” - Michael, some time in the past

[@theprimerib]

Sometimes I think the Michael never really left that solitary confinement cell.

[@hulax9858]

0:15
When the main character in anime dies, but then the music kicks in

[@pen_island]

Y E S I A M

[@draininglovestory8773]

TimTam *Is ThAt A jOJo ReFeReNcE!?!??!*

[@pen_island]

@@draininglovestory8773 I'm not sure IS IT?

[@draininglovestory8773]

TimTam *WeLl Is It?!?!?* [Insert Vsauce music]

[@breadsticks6712]

Que giorno’s theme

[@ypuuh]

movie villain's sidekick saving the main character because he "felt like being good now": 0:15

[@willyguy22v26]

0:14 why is this so funny (especially with the first clip added on)

[@mirondelpero5592]

When you see a guy with no fingers
2:30

[@leedleleedlelee6912]

Gesú Cristo so underated

[@probablymatt2524]

Why is it funny?

[@ferretive]

Matt I have no idea

[@purplepizza2159]

Seriously where are they

[@Philip4454]

It's so lame its funny

[@geicogecko2048]

2:28 when 8 yr old me sees a finger dissapear magic trick

[@hellothere00021]

Why does this work so well

[@KD-zr6pv]

Fabian And his adventures his fingers disappeared, I bet your mom didn’t like that😏

[@scritch8833]

@@KD-zr6pv r/cursedcomments

[@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446]

Damnit John you got the time stamp wrong

[@drcouhret9156]

thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers?

[@Theironminer-ky2pg]

7 year olds making a youtube channel: 1:35

[@GodKoalaa]

🤨📸

[@Barium_HydrOxide]

1:12
POV : ur a fourth grader and u need to write the last word on the paper while the teacher counts the last seconds

[@blosetterna]

🤣true

[@sassafrasofficial3695]

Nobody:
Jk rowling: Vsauce actually has an afro

[@atomikdogg4331]

Jk Rowling: add adjective

[@mrunpredictable3318]

An invisible afro

[@camoking3605]

Or does he?

[@StarTheTripleDevil]

This reminds me of the time I wrote a Harry Potter fanfiction where Michael Stevens was a teacher at Hogwarts and Vsauce was a type of potion that was super effective against vines that would capture teachers and torture them by playing a looping 6-second clip of It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul that kept getting louder all the time. Michael Stevens, of course, was the only teacher who always carried Vsauce with him and managed to free himself from the vines before any ear damage.

[@camoking3605]

@@StarTheTripleDevil that is disturbing on so many levels
Tell me more about it

[@jasonyoon9914]

Imagine if everything in this video came from one Vsauce video. I would believe it.

[@marshallschaefer9632]

this is like watching vsauce without paying attention

[@Kapptour]

1:35 my gf when it's quarantine time and I can't come over

[@carlosdbd1025]

When i realize that i don't have one 0:04

[@TylerWilson2004]

@@carlosdbd1025 lol

[@owls.]

oh no, my mind... Help

[@punkst6r223]

UNDERRATED

[@owls.]

@@punkst6r223 ...

[@aeae5750]

2:24 Me, watching the USA fall apart

[@medic3148]

America * breaks * you: That's pretty cool

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

Where are my fingers?

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

help me

[@tagreedibrahim9978]

this reply section is a mess

[@UsernameIsName]

More liek the world but ok lol

[@1SLMusic]

Me: is the stonks meme finally dead yet?
Reddit: Maybe
Stonks man: 0:15

[@XAVPR]

1:25 The best ASMR in the world

[@mememan77]

Y E S

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

Heyal yea

[@tynado7807]

*DONG*

[@spooki_sage]

LOL

[@saturniunyttech679]

DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DONG DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG!

[@WormInsideTheApple]

0:19
Ah yes, the three genders:
Male
Female
Chair

[@sillygoose2878]

*c h a i r*

[@redspy5011]

My gender is chair

[@gigcash6807]

My gender is gender

[@wadduck67]

I smell a wooosh coming in a while...

[@gigcash6807]

@@wadduck67 same

[@nekopuppet]

"I know it just looks like I used the bathroom and didn't wash my hands. And I didn't."
SAME BRO

[@theatticaddict]

“A N D I D I D N ‘ T”

[@prinzessin8026]

" That's pretty cool but *where* *are* *your* *fingers* "

[@snewp_e5267]

1:36 single girls during quarantine

[@snewp_e2139]

BRööTHA

[@definitelynotfrank9660]

i-

[@ghosty3034]

Bruh

[@wizard1189]

Y e s

[@KeedGmaer]

YES I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@philthymcdread1878]

2:20 when you finally join the cool kid group and the leader cool kid comes to talk to you on his scooter

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

When you try to act cool on a scooter in front of the cool kids. I think that's more accurate.

[@asdawasda]

Where are your fingers

[@finnthomas7014]

As far as i know, the scooter is basically the equivalent of the elevated one

[@anonunk4658]

*that's a pretty cool butt*

[@Zheckonsin]

I'm the one thousanth liker

[@carterthememer8816]

magnosiam: uploads this , silas laspoda: right back atcha

[@frownyclowny6955]

Michael’s black hole video was the first video I watched of his, and I was immediately hooked. Now I’m hoping to get into Physics and study astronomy!! Thanks Michael!!

[@luhgreppi4072]

_I D I D N T R E A L L Y D I E_
**Top 10 anime P L O T T W I S T S**

[@oneish7454]

Angler Fish more like every anime plot twist

[@nolanhembree5565]

1:54 If aliens ever land on the moon, this is the first thing they'll see of human civilisation.

[@ryanrising2237]

That part really doesn’t need any context either. It’s exactly what it appears to be.

[@ulxsyxd]

Assuming they already didn't see us but hey, that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY

[@RipJaws768]

This is one if the funniest videos I've watched in a long time

[@blosetterna]

gd

[@niklas8086]

"a smart man can make stupidness"
-Stephen hawking

[@thomastellechea1760]

0:15 Dio after being "defeated" by Jonathan

[@luksibukkyeet1719]

Okuyasu when josuke was about to get killed

[@bobtheasian9630]

Joseph Jostar explaining his Egypt story

[@CG09_TMP]

Oh great weebs.

[@Maske4]

@@CG09_TMP I was specting good comments, not this.

[@CG09_TMP]

@@Maske4 ok

[@bigmuscleman4205]

No one:
My baby cousin at a family gathering: 1:09

[@cln5510]

Hahahaha

[@koopakoo8344]

Except it’s not a question
*YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY TOYS*

[@axenledgie1423]

The first comment in four months that made me audibly "hah hah".

[@Mr.Thicket]

Same, but my uncle

[@bigmuscleman4205]

Ubername69 THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@Foxborne]

Michael: where are your fingers?
Me: * looks at hands *
Also me: Michael... what did you do?
Michael: * evil grin *

[@PLSLetMeUseEmax64OnANewChannel]

Anything: exists
Michael: or does it?

[@oro_junestar]

"where are your fingers?"
wrapped around your toys, that's where

[@maggiethetompug1409]

penip or are they

[@Jaquaveontavias]

Why is this comment so underrated

[@lizard5445]

OH

[@zaptheking3942]

...or are they?

[@bompi3572]

penip O.M.F.HOLY.WHAT....😂

[@gaymare6236]

0:15 of course not, he’s immortal

[@Zombie_Candyman]

Michael is the guy that can make an ego crippling insult unintentionally

[@cognito7628]

Every time I hear the phrase " or am i? " or " or is it? " i can already see Micheal widening his eyes and raising his eyebrow