“Joe Biden Is The Jason Derulo Of Politics” - Ariel Elias Performs Stand-Up (LIVE on The Late Show)
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- Comedian Ariel Elias recounts a harrowing trip to New Jersey, where she nearly took one on the chin for Team Biden. Catch Ariel on tour now, find dates and ticket information on her website: www.arieleliascomedy.com.
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the beer can was ….cervezaaaaa cristal
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I understood that reference.
I remember the joke that set them off:
Heckler: "I can tell from your jokes, you voted for Biden."
Ariel: "I can tell from the fact that everyone wants you to shut up and you won't, you voted for Trump."
I loved this comeback even more than the beer drinking, it was perfect. Her just getting a free beer was just the icing on this cake XD
Funnier than anything she said here.
Hah, that's worth a free beer.
@@bleuntyeah. She was in her element at a level she was used to there, not everyone has same reaction suddenly shooting many levels up with millions watching. Nerves. Her timing and delivery was way off.
"Coz that is a couple that finishes each others sentences.... in prison" ... I may or may not have my coffee coming out of my nose now, that was a great joke.
An IUD getting a woman through two administrations was both funny and a very sad and useful tip for young women who are worried about fertility issues in red states.
Soon to only be installed in blue states.
one of them being court or what?
Sadly... only available in blue states.
And they are good for 4 years, which is one term, not 2 administrations. 2 administrations could be 16 years. I know it's jokes, but birth control and bodily autonomy aren't....vote blue America!!
thank you for explaining the joke.
especially as a cis white male, this went right over my head.
thankfully there was a strong woman present to direct me thru it all.
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I didn't recognise the name but do remember her picking up the can and chugging it. When I saw it my first thought was - you're going to waste beer over Biden, then when she picked it up and drank it, I thought "excellent, free beer" 😂
Bidenomeics working💙!!!
Saw the beer can video. Loved her response then😂😂😂🎉❤
Same!
when life gives you a flying can of beer...
Cerveza Crystal!
CHUG IT!
If you're ever doing standup in NJ which... don't. 🤣
Tired, so "ha ha" ~ Colbert lives in NJ.
I ran the open mic Ariel started at (I think?) when she was in college... homegirl's one hell of a writer 👍
Much love from NOLA, Ms. Elias...
-the ghost of Brian B.
I'm glad something positive came from the beer can assault. I remember seeing that video.
The "finishes each other's sentences" punchline landed oddly, but still gold!
"...in prison."
She who laughs last truly does laugh best.
Ariel is funny, I enjoyed this chill just kinda retelling events cuz you know, she got viral from that, but she's really funny on her sets
No she‘s not
Ngl, watching her chug that beer made me have a giant crush on this lady.
Her husband is very lucky to have her.
Shes obviously hilarious, and i hope her tour is a success.
@@jeffmccloud905the small peen team is here! it's the cervix
Love Ariel!
My favorite part was when she said biden was the jason derulo politics
'every president should be exhausted'; nailed me.
Stephen is a hard act to follow
She gives new meaning to "hold my bear" entirely...
Was there a Jason DeRulo joke that got cut for time?
Thank you. See all the comments above re: "Google him," etc. I wish I had the time back I wasted on her with her banal "jokes" playing to the choir. I like SC, but his stand-up guests suck.
I’ve loved everything I’ve ever seen from her 🙌😭 can’t wait too see more in the future she’s hilarious
She was quite funny. Good for her!😁
That was delightful. Hats off to you, Ariel.
Great set!
I started following Ariel or Earl (if you know you know) after that viral moment. Great to see the success she’s having.
Omg, I also got an IUD at the end of 2016 😂
She's great! Love her.
Such a creative and hilarious comedian. I laughed so much because her jokes are very surprising and unusual.
She's funny, and a great example of how taking the high road is the best road!
Like Michelle said if they go low...we go high.😅❤
Standup is tough. I’d never want to do it. So I have admiration for anyone who puts themselves out there. I’m happy for her that getting a beer thrown at her was recorded on a cell phone, went viral and led to this appearance on Colbert. I did see the same thing happen, live, to a standup comedian, but unfortunately that was just another night for him.
We love your show stephen colbert
She did a very good job. She's very smart. She probably has better material that just can't be done on Colbert.
Her instagram
Ariel you KILLED. Daily Colbert viewer, I've never seen a comedian do so well. You just preformed live on nationally simulcast media! Tonight on the Late Show: Lexington's most famous Jewish girl: Ariel Elias❤
When’s the Netflix Comedy Special?!
Interestingly, the name "Jason Derulo" never appears anywhere in this routine.
Jason DeRulo is what made me click on this video! I was hoping to hear someone making fun of him, but I guess it got cut for time.
Wow, bot net is in full force today. I'm guessing they want me to look up that cryptic string of letters and numbers that they're all posting. I just don't care enough to search for it tho.
It's probably a crypto-scam device, like the last couple times. 👍
It's that Amazon nft crypto crap... Bezo Bozo doesn't need even more un-taxable money.
I report a bunch of thembc they can eff off
It's that
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Crypto junk.
Thank yt for deleting my comments and not scam bots.
She’s good 👍
"They're terrible people, but I want what they have."
Not if you end up in jail.
@@user-cj1kz8jf4yTrue, that quote is doubly ironic in light of what she said after. That line struck me though. Voted up.
I remember the clip on YT, of her picking up the can and drinking from it.
Who the hell is Jason Duralo ????
Google is your friend, but since you're probably going to scoff at that, he's a lame R&B singer.
@@drelle504 I suspect that the "Who the hell is Jason Derulo?" post was far less a question to be answered, than a rhetoric statement on the vague-to-non-existant reference to a minor celebrity.
@deVeaux3962 My answer was for anyone who genuinely didn't know, but thanks for mansplaning anyway.
Tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer.
Man , you guys are really touchy!
Ms. Elias is a very subtle jokester; those subtle jibes at the married couple were funny. Proud to say that I guessed right that she'd take a beer can for Beyonce 😁. Long live the Queen!
Wow she really went all our with her wardrobe
I remember that beer can video 😊
The lesson; There are times when not being afraid of a little backwash pays off big!
Report the bots. The spammers are enshittifying everything.
Guess I need to know (but will never learn) more about Jason Derulo to understand why he's in the title, when she doesn't mention him at all
Nah like fr🙄🙄🙄
Imma gonna guess the spam flood is from bots
Yup. Report as many as your thumbs can handle.
i can vouch for this lady: getting an IUD can be anxiety-inducing for one reason or another, but it's very effective not just for birth control alone, but not having to deal with PMS and wear those monthly pads that cost an arm and a leg and your patience/sanity if you already have very little of them in the first place XD
also: for those who want to get an IUD but might have issues with anxiety or a narrow canal, i have a tip for you: regular sized, phallic-shaped, silicon-based adult toys. it really helped with my personal issues as well as my anxiety. plus, sing whatever calming song comes to you during the procedure.
Ok. Tanked!
I've been waiting to see her on national TV since I saw the video with he being SUCH A BADAZZZ! That horrible couple might have helped to make this happen. Thank you, terrible people! 😂😂😂
Please do more of this. It's a nice change of pace to have a guest come on and just do the thing that they're good at, like when the Mountain Goats came on and performed.
I think Ms. Elias is just a little smarter than the audience, or A LOT smarter. Hilarious!
Who's Jason Derulo?
I'm VERY glad I wasn't drinking anything while watching this, or there would have been at least 2 or 3 spit takes! She is FUNNY!
I think I'll borrow that stand-up bit: "Hi. I like Desperado beer, and I voted for Joe Biden. Throw away boys!"
Ariel fuckinf rules, so happy for everything she’s done
Please don't dumb down your act to get more laughs....it's wonderful to include thinking as a condition in receiving amusement. Well done
Thats bravery.
She's under no illusion about what got her on Colbert, makes me like her even more.
Good on you!
I know I'm going to regret asking this as soon as I post it, but I don't get how the heckler could tell who Ariel voted for, just from that joke. How does her IUD getting her through two administrations reveal who she voted for?
One party wants to control women's reproductive rights but an IUD helps prevent pregnancy. It's pretty obvious who would be upset.
@@thejuanderfulI looked it up and there's more to it than that. Search for "Ariel Elias heckler beer can" (I posted a link earlier, but it looks like it got deleted because I guess links are not allowed in comments). The heckler started interrogating her about who she voted for before she told that joke.
No worries! Studying these kinds of nutjob is a hobby of mine; let me see if I can take a guess.
First, always remember that the heckler is almost certainly drunk, so their lines of logic will be shaky.
Now, there's a bunch of good hints in the language of the joke itself: people who know what an IUD is, who would get one implanted electively, and get it done in New York... people who have been trained to get reflexively angry at the mention of big cities or women's health care wouldn't like any of that, but I don't think that's what set our drunk heckler off. That involves paying attention to the joke set-up.
I think it was the phrase "two administrations". Sober people can read it as "I want birth control that'll (hopefully) outlast Republican policies." I'm betting these drunks heard "haha, Trump lost, his administration is over, sucks to be you" and took it personally.
It implied to the heckler that she is pro-birth control thus probably pro- women's right to control their own bodies. Thus NOT a Trump voter.
If I recall correctly, the heckler said something like, "I bet you voted for Biden".
Great comedian!
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Her comedy has the energy of Joe Biden wandering offstage.
oh i remember seeing that on IG, that's her!
I don't know why Stephan's crowd was so flat, sorry Ariel... you were really great!
Why did the people not LOL 😮
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When she says “take a beer can for” I think something very different
she is funny !
It's a real medical condition is crazy 😂
I didn't know this was until I heard about her viral video moment
I will always call her Earl
Good thing for comedians to remember, don’t forget to pack the funny.
Thankfully it's not so easy to buy a gun in NJ. She didn't do her research. 😉
Title is accurate
How?
@@kekemola1475 He’s not the hero we need but the hero we deserve? He’s as spicy as mayonnaise with some onion powder? He’s effective at staving off total disaster but impaired by congress in his ability to make real change? That sounds very much like Jason Derulo’s contributions to pop music
@@chrisarcher1146 um nah. But to each is own.
I remember that! She was the one with the beer? Wow! Small world!
A can of beer is what most people need for this upcoming election... seriously. :) And if life gives you a beer upside the noggin... just drank it...
Good morning stephen colbert fans
Tough crowd
Why are there so few comedians on late night shows that are all hosted by comedians?
Considering who he’s running against yeah he DeRulo
She’s pretty good. A few more years on the road, and she’ll be right up there.
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Yeonmi Park!! Yeonmi Park!! Yeonmi Park!!
Please have rer back!
Good stand-up! Just add some comedy. You're halfway there.
I do remember her. Sherri Shepherd interviewed her. How os Boden the Jason Derulo of politics?
Vendetta vs winds of love. In the end you may loose the greatest of all.
Nick Dipaolo once joked he had a full Heineken thrown at his chest; keep from going off the rails politically and you're set 🎉🎉
Who the feck is jason derulo?
She could speed it up a bit
Add some 'vocal fry' too & she might have been funny in an ironic kitschy way.
Thought that was alanis Morissette from the thumbnail!
hard crowd
Incredible in such short time AWT66W is groundbreaking and everywhere, who can even come close?
I can come out of a drunken stupor and give you at least 8
I can name like 17 off the top of my head. Wake me up outta a drunken stupor and I can at least give you nine 😂
Report the bots
You might want to reconsider the repeated use of the phrase "take a beer can".
Not great but for the first nationally broadcast performance she did her best. I'd watch more. And of course I'll check the beer can video.
Oh God, this is one of those comics where you're thinking 'yawn,' so you take a drink of whatever, and then she delivers a line that makes you snort-laugh with a mouthful of liquid. 😂❤ I just did it with gin and Red Bull at 9am... Thanks for ruining my shirt and my nostrils before the day gets going.
Gin and Red Bull at 9am? Something tells me your day was ruined long before you snort-laughed at any joke.
Would have been funny if the beer he threw was a Bud Light
Yeah it was ok. Some of the jokes don't land perfectly but thats understandable given the setting. Doing colbert must be absolutely nerve-racking. Good luck!
Wait what??? Someone please explain what she means by the title of this clip
How does a human being sleep well for 154 days straight knowing your decisions have caused the deaths of over 30,000 people, mostly children!???
What does that have to do with this video?
@@omi_god obviously, you didn't listen to her set.
She said, "Every decision he has made, he has slept on it."
@@leelee-em7279 You're claiming that Israel taking all of those lives in Gaza is Biden's doing? What BS.
Thank you. The stand-up comics on SC are usually below par, but she was exceptionally lame with Jersey jokes [SC lives in NJ] & the "hip" assumption that most knew of her beer can experience (as the other comments here are proud to brag about [& the ref. to a non-entity, Derulo]). But I'm feeling the same as you (as to the Left of JB?) this is damage-control.